Donald Trump Is Denying U.S. Intel And Reality
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5 жыл бұрынThe President's rejection of U.S. intelligence speaks to his larger inability to accept reality.
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@elephant_888 5 жыл бұрын
The more I listen to Trump, the smarter George W. Bush seems in hindsight... and I find that fact very disconcerting!! Trump has simply taken stupid to new heights.
@imperatorm.e.l.5162 5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@lorabetht9206 5 жыл бұрын
💯!
@semonerobinson8903 5 жыл бұрын
Goodness it hurts
@drmantistobboggangonzodr3961 5 жыл бұрын
*lows IMO
@kylenguyen7371 5 жыл бұрын
George W. may not have been the smartest of our presidents, and I know I used to be very concerned for it. Credit is given where it is due, though; he's proven to be one of the most humble. For as much criticism as we can heap on Bush, he's by far a better human than Trump is proving to be.
@Chris-filosifer64 5 жыл бұрын
“Call it whatever you want”... Okay, 🎶 Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off 🎶
@BK-se6yh 5 жыл бұрын
Chris filosifer good one!!
@armyvet8978 5 жыл бұрын
Should'nt be spending a dime on a wall that WON'T WORK!!!!!!! 40% of illeagal immigrants get here by air.
@dHolbach77 5 жыл бұрын
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." 1984, George Orwell
@DrownedInExile 5 жыл бұрын
We've always been at war with Eastasia.
@frowlinian8175 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly though, that's kind of good advice... your eyes and ears are often mistaken on their own, and when the airwaves get filled with nothing but lies and slander then the best thing to do is ignore it all. If people ignored their eyes and ears we never would have had trump in the first place, the people in 1984 wouldnt listen to the propaganda and maybe theyd be able to think for themselves. That's what the main character did iirc.
@BorisNoiseChannel 5 жыл бұрын
. _"The state is gonna spy and keep files on each and everyone of you, indefinitely; where you go (licence plate registration on every freeway), what you buy, whom you talk to and what you're saying on the phone; what you mail and text about what to whom, when you turn on the heater at home (when you don't: you're either on vacation or plotting against the state in some unknown location, but, luckily we also got your cell phone records, telling us exactly where you are), cause we've just made all that totally okay, cause, well.... terrorists"_ ; George W Bush after 9/11 It's funny how the government only seems to get BIGGER (in spending, bureaucracy, spying on its own citizens etc. etc.) when the conservatives occupied the White House. (you know: cause they're supposedly all for a much SMALLER government)
@drogynturalyon9914 5 жыл бұрын
Describes the current democratic party to a T
@BorisNoiseChannel 5 жыл бұрын
@@drogynturalyon9914 It ain't them, ignoring science and calling everything they don't like _fake news_ , my friend (not a democrat myself, but the above seems pretty obvious to me. In fact, the democratic party is so utterly uninspired nowadays that they're hardly saying anything, let alone tell the people to not believe their eyes)
@chrismurray3224 5 жыл бұрын
His cell mate will be calling him “Peaches” !!
@lafierechienne6921 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha lmao!
@judioregan4210 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. If there's any justice in this world, Trump will be put in a tiny cell with a huge Hell's Angel called Bubba, up to his eyes in beard and tattoos. He'll be pinching Trump's bloated orange cheek going, "Yoo gotta perty mouth. Yoo mah liddle puppy nah!" Ugh.. Bloody hell! Scared myself a little there. 😬🤢
@vincentjoubert5514 5 жыл бұрын
And their sex will be called peachy Dory!!!!?
@chrismurray3224 5 жыл бұрын
Judi O'Regan Yeah, I’ve actually thought of trump’s future “husband” as “Bubba” !! Donnie boy is gonna love this guy !! About 280lb, with a-- cut here-- tattoo on his neck !!! Those cells look pretty cramped !! I hope trump likes it against the “wall” !! One thing we do know. Donnie’s gonna be in demand by all the “best people !! “Come on Mr President, it’s executive time “ 🥵 !!!
@chrismurray3224 5 жыл бұрын
Vincent Joubert 😂🤣 Maybe they’ll have him do a little of 🎶My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like, Its better than yours, Damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge🎶 🤢. Oh, god !! Now I have that image in my head !! 🤮
@1RungAtATime 5 жыл бұрын
He wasn't kidding when he said he loves the poorly educated.
@MrUmakemelaff 5 жыл бұрын
Well, we ALL know he loves only himself...so he's not lying.
@chuyozuna2398 5 жыл бұрын
JohnnySixString lmfaooooooooooo
@JosephNordenbrockartistraction 5 жыл бұрын
I remember that rally. He said it twice with a salesman's open arms to make sure everyone in his powerful crowd size understood he meant it. Trump Trump Trump Trump......soooo presidential. We are all his toy now and yet, who's the one with the biggest red button ? Will someone please tackle that orange baboon throwing poop ? We've had our fun with him and this planet is not getting any cooler in reality ?
@eedleate 5 жыл бұрын
With all that wealth, how did private education fail him so bigly? I was tempted to name my great Dane "Bigly".
@alpineglow8848 5 жыл бұрын
The voting stats confirm that the feeling's mutual. However, it's more than a little creepy when the dumb ones agree with his world view AND he considers himself a genius, stable or not. Is believing the Earth's Flat, Evolution's - "Just a Theory", and Climate Change is Nazi Propaganda, a stroke of pure genius on Tramp's part? (Independent of all of it being total BS?). The mind reels!
@jlsc4125 5 жыл бұрын
So, he wants a wall, but it's being built, but he's sending troops because there's no wall...but the wall is being built.
@miapdx503 5 жыл бұрын
@darknightoftroy He would tell you that Shrodinger has a very fine cat. A lovely cat, really. He's seen it many, many times.😏
@snoopz2 5 жыл бұрын
jl sc he is coo coo for coco pops, he really should be in an institution.
@MrBswede 5 жыл бұрын
Those big, scary caravans keep coming to the border where there is..... you guessed it...... a wall that’s already there.
@ainumahtar 5 жыл бұрын
The thing is that Faux news and the even crazier places like Alex Jones & the like cut and paste these kinds of things to seem reasonable. Kind of like the news outlets on the other side cut and paste to make him look even less sane than he is. If you look at the whole though he's still inconsistent, dangerous and insane, but yeah. Both sides amplify the shit out of everything.
@joshsanchez4342 5 жыл бұрын
Trump Derangement Syndrome is true. Im starting to feel like i am deranged every time i listen to him while he opens and runs his alternatively ‘fact-stater’ hole!
@debrabiderman4275 5 жыл бұрын
The Emperor is not only naked he is stark raving mad.
@Aenarion28 5 жыл бұрын
The most hilarious thing about his supporters is a group of them have called trump "The Emperor" and made memes of him as the Emperor from Warhammer 40K...despite the fact that he acts more like an inept planetary governor who would've moved heaven and earth to get off planet the moment a hostile force invaded.
@lafierechienne6921 5 жыл бұрын
@@Aenarion28 He's an emperor,but a naked one.
@Aenarion28 5 жыл бұрын
@@lafierechienne6921 tell me about it. To call trump The Emperor is Blasphemy
@xtcfucker 5 жыл бұрын
He's spiralling out of control. This could get very dangerous.
@mariahunter9882 5 жыл бұрын
I believe it's already very dangerous.
@avramnovorra 5 жыл бұрын
Understatement of the year, or more accurately, understatement of the past 2 years and counting, this is scarier than any horror movie, enough said..
@jpblack2148 5 жыл бұрын
Because having a mentally ill delusional narcissist in office isn't already?
@roodick85 5 жыл бұрын
We're already in deep shit for years to come
@miyuru07 5 жыл бұрын
You all are on Meth
@NiecieSavo 5 жыл бұрын
Syphilis is a scary thing.
@jacquesblaque7728 5 жыл бұрын
Ya thinking little-donnie's getting into tertiary phase of syph?
@Echosinfireify 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert and bourbon are getting me through this administration
@i___________i8472 5 жыл бұрын
Madden Stewart Same.
@MrAhmedalfares 5 жыл бұрын
Madden Stewart Hang in there One day you’ll make it through, baby
@krvys7226 5 жыл бұрын
That's a lot of bourbon
@IMSiegfried 5 жыл бұрын
jagermeister for me.
@danielgehring7437 5 жыл бұрын
Me to-... wait, what day is it again? Thursday? Yup, bourbon.
@elcarto22 5 жыл бұрын
I would just die if Pelosi would come out, with a straight face, and say 'NO money for Peaches!'
@sandyhdez6460 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@lafierechienne6921 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@sircouthcooch3881 5 жыл бұрын
You know what would have been just as funny. If she would have handed out little peach snack during the hour long State of the Union.
@drogynturalyon9914 5 жыл бұрын
I you would actually. I would pay her to say it.
@imnotgivingmynametoamachine683 5 жыл бұрын
Is this actually happening? Surely this is just some drug fueled nightmare.
@transact69 5 жыл бұрын
If it is, it's the mother of all bad trips. Which don't get me wrong, if it is, I'll take it over the alternative.
@rustcohle6746 5 жыл бұрын
You're in a simulation
@roodick85 5 жыл бұрын
I surely hope those chemtrails are real and put us in a nightmare..some say dream-like state. THIS IS NOT NORMAL!
@shakiragilchrist1541 5 жыл бұрын
I'm the 101st like
@chattycathy8089 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm on acid and I don't even know what that's like!!!
@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын
Even Jon is speechless... Wow.
@kjamison5951 5 жыл бұрын
Jon’s face was a picture!
@whiteowl4097 5 жыл бұрын
Give the nut bag his walls, and make them padded.
@janethayes5941 5 жыл бұрын
Lol! You said it best!👏👏👏
@SarahG419 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@DarkReturns1 5 жыл бұрын
Bravo sir, bravo 👏👏
@larrypanus2385 5 жыл бұрын
Excuse me. Vote Trump in next the election. Thank USA for you!
@13times1 5 жыл бұрын
@@larrypanus2385Would you mind trying again in English?
@anc2242 5 жыл бұрын
Elect a clown, expect a circus
@arjanstam78 5 жыл бұрын
Elect a narcissistic sociopath and speed addict, expect a nightmare for a country that once was great; faster than you can say "bankrupt".
@arjanstam78 5 жыл бұрын
@Dale Hauk Yeah, Pennydumb. His wise twin brother is the clown.
@DeWellstein 5 жыл бұрын
Trump is a symptom.
@elizabethhunley4020 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, circuses are organized to a T, if this country was run like a circus we'd be pretty ok
@davidlessard3741 4 жыл бұрын
I love this!
@tommyt1971 5 жыл бұрын
Lies, doubletalk, doublespeak, gaslighting... yup, this is definitely a Trump presidency.
@andreafox9137 5 жыл бұрын
Fox News: 2 Minutes Hate; all day, everyday.
@TheWheelchairGuy 5 жыл бұрын
Who is paying for the wall? Mexico Mexic Mexi Mex Me
@wazgod6306 5 жыл бұрын
Top form sir 😟
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 5 жыл бұрын
us now apparently lol.
@Kevin-jn8lq 5 жыл бұрын
Nozy Tutor genius
@Branfrazier 5 жыл бұрын
clever
@timm5362 5 жыл бұрын
Who knows how to copy paste? Mexico Mexic .....
@meganalicia5947 5 жыл бұрын
Jon Batiste's face after calling the wall "Peaches" is priceless! LOL
@baseball8z 5 жыл бұрын
Has anyone considered that US intel groups aren't working for the interests as US citizens? And that they generate misleading reports to push a the globalist elite agenda and divide our nation and continue imperialism? Seems pretty obvious to anyone who pays attention. Assassination of JFK was a coup, and we are seeing the results of that.
@meganalicia5947 5 жыл бұрын
@@baseball8z The hell does the randomness of your comment have to do with Jon Batiste making a funny expression? Do you just want attention?
@maggierezac5820 5 жыл бұрын
@@meganalicia5947 Shots Fired! 🔫💥 Well done! Thank you for the badly needed LOL! Peace! 🤣😂✌☮💨💨
@baseball8z 5 жыл бұрын
@@meganalicia5947 I didn't watch the video, sorry if my comment doesn't fully relate. It wasn't directed at your comment. Just trying to reach people and spark thoughts. Much love
@blue5d09 5 жыл бұрын
@@baseball8z Your absurd conspiracy would necessarily include all the intelligence agencies from US allied nations, including Britain, France, Canada etc., all of whom have published assessments concurring with US intel. I suggest you pay attention.
@emmapism 5 жыл бұрын
He accomplished the military?? Oh America. This makes me very sad. Brought so low.
@becca5501 5 жыл бұрын
At first, it was funny. But as time goes by, it's actually painful to see a US president acting like this.
@arjanstam78 5 жыл бұрын
What about it is downright scary.
@rickdavis3593 5 жыл бұрын
Explaining facts to Trump and his supporters, is like........talking to a wall.
@MikeBrown-ex9nh 5 жыл бұрын
@@maxwellclemens5684 Then try using real facts for a change instead of right wing alternative " facts" .
@rickdavis3593 5 жыл бұрын
@@maxwellclemens5684 You don't really get this whole rebuttal thing, do you Max?
@pennyhollifield5055 5 жыл бұрын
Rick Davis - Hahahahaha! So darned TRUE! 😅👍
@MikeBrown-ex9nh 5 жыл бұрын
@@maxwellclemens5684 That's ok, Max. Once you finish fourth grade maybe you'll understand.
@pennyhollifield5055 5 жыл бұрын
@@maxwellclemens5684 The term "alternative facts" actually came from a right-wing idiot, Kellyanne Conway. The ridiculous phrase "truth isn't always truth" came out of Rudy Giuliani's hypercrazy piehole. These are just a couple (of many) actual demos of how Trump supporters try to change facts, rewrite history, & blatantly lie to the American people. It is off-the-wall appalling.
@jasonmoser8957 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert is the best and skewering Trump - these are epic
@nraketh 5 жыл бұрын
Trump makes it too easy.
@johnnywhite58 5 жыл бұрын
he is and event though I like John oliver Steve deserves an Emmy
@coltonreeder56 5 жыл бұрын
I think Jim Jeffries could do a hellish number, but he's trying to avoid bringing him up because he's too easy.
@GiratinaofFury 5 жыл бұрын
If Mueller cannot drag the president out kicking and screaming, we need to send qualified doctors in to do it. The man is broken in the head, really badly.
@andreahood9465 5 жыл бұрын
I could have lived happily without hearing Trump share his weird Pelosi fantasies. TMI
@harrier1830 3 жыл бұрын
@Ozzy Sprague that was just weird man😂
@Metonymy1979 5 жыл бұрын
Okay. I thought he was stupid, then insane but now... he's a full blown Maniac
@travellingcanuck8243 5 жыл бұрын
lol, Love your avatar, love Red Dwarf.
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Wonderful. We have a madman in control of nuclear weapons. Oh gods help us!
@dianaechevarria80 5 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@randomsandwichian 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, just a imbecilic nincompoop
@wirelessg2010 5 жыл бұрын
Lol....too funny😁😂🤣
@kimjongfun5427 5 жыл бұрын
"What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening." "The truth isn't truth." "Collusion isn't a crime." ...........Welcome to '1984' everyone!
@ritacampbell3833 5 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong Fun the name for that is gaslighting.
@robertdavis4192 5 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong Fun, im going to model a sex doll on your thumbnail
@TheRogueWolf 5 жыл бұрын
But we've always been at war with Eastasia.
@dragon1130 5 жыл бұрын
The difference is almost nobody believes the "facts" this fascist leader is spouting besides himself.
@maxlehman9735 5 жыл бұрын
holy shit dude, it's actually happening. Rejecting the facts only to substitute their "alternative facts".
@tmseh 5 жыл бұрын
Trump is very good at building things and not paying for them.
@iambarnowl 5 жыл бұрын
He's borderline incoherent. Makes half the shit he says up. Contradicts that half within a week at the latest. And people still love him. I've lost so much faith in this country and the people in it these last 2 years, I don't know if I'll ever get it back.
@nickymarch2914 5 жыл бұрын
Barnowl Hoots You summed up my feelings perfectly 😕😔
@robbiejenkins3270 5 жыл бұрын
Disinformation is necessary. Look closer. Our government is more than half corrupt and Trump knows all. He has the Clinton Servers and all . He knows about child trafficking,murders,tax payers money theft and racketing and money laundering. Wake up! Don't believe me?! Look up sealed indictments. Trump got that done..wake up.
@arjanstam78 5 жыл бұрын
"Borderline incoherent"?! I'd say he's completely lost in Adderallala Looneyland.
@drogynturalyon9914 5 жыл бұрын
Mexico has an open border go south and be with others who share your opinion. Wait out the next 6 years if Trumps Presidsency.
@ricochet4674 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. This entire country's identity is built on blind faithfulness and egotistical pride and I do not endorse such behaviors.
@faceoff3315 5 жыл бұрын
*Make America Great Again Impeach Donald J Trump*
@henryw4129 5 жыл бұрын
George Lewis, I urge all citizens of the U.S. to contact their Senators and Representatives and respectfully, but forcefully, ask them to immediately begin proceedings to impeach and remove Donald J. Trump from the presidency. The two felonies for which he has been named as an unindicted co-conspirator should serve as grounds for the impeachment. His actions have amply and effectively demonstrated that he is incompetent for the office. The eighteen or so investigations already underway into various allegations of his wrongdoing undoubtedly detract him from being anything close to an effective leader.
@Dave-bo8ry 5 жыл бұрын
He left out the best part of Trump's rant, where Trump said he had stopped taking intelligence briefs and that he could do the job without any intelligence.
@1959aak 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@hunterbooth8319 5 жыл бұрын
Love your "pun" on "... do the job without any intelligence." Yep! Spot on! 😎
@Jestrath 5 жыл бұрын
Seems like one of the truest things he has ever said lol.
@ingridwheeler3180 5 жыл бұрын
He''s proved that since day one.
@amazed66 5 жыл бұрын
Trump probably thinks intelligence briefs refers to the slot hole design to pee from.
@kayanclarke5216 5 жыл бұрын
“I made some oopsies. Now send in the troopsies.” More frightening than funny.
@olivetti1381 5 жыл бұрын
7:33 Omg -- Jon Batiste found his comedy mojo.
@daveroberts6884 5 жыл бұрын
Wow a negotiator who uses threats to strike a deal. This is not a political solution this is a dictatorship.
@jackson_stallings 5 жыл бұрын
Haha dictatorship says the one who’s probably for socialism
@Catergory5Hurricane 5 жыл бұрын
@@jackson_stallings Lol, says the Trumpeter who supports Trump's collusion with Saudi dictators & who openly threatened to invoke "national emergencies" (martial law) in order to build his border wall, in violation of Posse-Commitatus Act of the US Constitution, and who supports a Venezuelan military coup in violation of the War Powers Resolution Act. Even John Bolton, Trump's national security advisor, admitted that Trump/Pence's support for Marduro's ouster was all about getting at that Venezuelan oil reserves. But go ahead, keep blaming socialism, since that's the only thing you're good at.
@kitpalmer1583 5 жыл бұрын
@@jackson_stallings derpy derrr
@timages 5 жыл бұрын
you asshole@@jackson_stallings
@sbbs3534 5 жыл бұрын
@@jackson_stallings yep democratic socialism for the win!
@MrPaulmorris7777 5 жыл бұрын
Your President is so embarrassing!
@brianallwood1330 5 жыл бұрын
At first it was amusing but after 2 years the humour of watching this demented, deranged, petulant man child has faded. The damage he is doing to the world is intolerable..
@utkarshg.bharti9714 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, he's blurring the lines between allies and enemies. Right now, none of us really know what to do with your president. I honestly feel sad for your State Department officers who have to be on a firefighting mode 24x7.
@Chief2Moon 5 жыл бұрын
Brian Allwood I was sickened after 6 months!.
@Chief2Moon 4 жыл бұрын
Summit X I asked myself& others watching him campaign if he was TRYING to lose, by the stupid shit he said. Who knew we had so many idiots in the country?
@ricochet4674 4 жыл бұрын
If we had a competent president we could've dealt with the coronavirus like we did with ebola and kept it in the continent so it didn't turn into a pandemic and we could work on it from a distance. Don't know if that was possible with this disease but if he wasn't president we would've done fucking something!
@timothysweezey1291 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone who still supports Trump is clinically insane
@Dj-uz6ot 5 жыл бұрын
Amen
@thomaspowell2612 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not a supporter of his but stastically he has not done as awful a job as the media continue to perpetuate not every trump supporter is dumb
@rockingv 5 жыл бұрын
@@thomaspowell2612 So for an (at best) mediocre national performance ; you're willing to put up with this man who lies uncontrollably but not consistently, who without doubt has colluded with the Russians to the detriment of the USA. Who has not filed his tax returns as he expected to do. If that's your standard for POTUS then I'm sorry but in my eyes ......That's dumb.
@thomaspowell2612 5 жыл бұрын
@@rockingv well thats all opinionated once again I do not support him I just believe he cops unnecessary hate yes he does say and do some dumb things but he also does good as well which is not really accounted for by the media and with the Russia situation you can not definitively prove that they did interfere and rig the election provide me some concrete evidence that they made trump win
@marcoferrer9652 5 жыл бұрын
@AndyXP EVERYTHING.
@snacktime2497 5 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump: Time will prove me right, probably. No. No, it won't.
@sprybug 5 жыл бұрын
Anybody who knows anything about history, already knows it won't.
@FerrickAnima 5 жыл бұрын
Cadet Bonespurs lil hands: "Time will prove me right" Narrator: It didn't Directed by Robert B. Weide
@chronobretz9511 5 жыл бұрын
@@FerrickAnima narrated by morgan Freeman
@EvilFookaire 5 жыл бұрын
He should test his "time will prove me right"-theory with a burning candle and his nasty shrivelled scrotum... everyone else knows the candle will set that dried-out little raisin-bag on fire, so naturally he will insist that he can't burn. So, he will squat over the flame, and we'll soon enough find out if "time will prove him right".
@thejack0fhearts43 5 жыл бұрын
“Probably” is really not something any sane person wants to hear from a president.
@leobabe72 5 жыл бұрын
A few side effects of snorted Adderall: anxiety, agitation, hallucinations and delusions.
@UsenameTakenWasTaken 5 жыл бұрын
That's why you put it in your coffee. Trade the hallucinations for heart palpitations.
@tankgirlspetdragon9225 5 жыл бұрын
🍄rump needs to stop Smocking the Cofefe or he is gunna OD on Hamberders...
@alexdasliebe5391 5 жыл бұрын
Mistaking the film Sicario for reality falls under “hallucinations” or “delusions” ?
@leobabe72 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget his most grand delusion of all...he thinks he's making America great...AGAIN.
@amandawyllis9826 5 жыл бұрын
I've smoked a lot of strong ass weed that's made me down right stupid but it's never made me this stupid! Jesus!
@serafinnieves9247 5 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting two years for the government to announce live on National broadcast," April Fools Day!"
@skelitonking117 5 жыл бұрын
Our Clan Chief Stephen Cold-Bear delivers savage blows once more.
@habkenubai8200 5 жыл бұрын
The way people stand around him and smile like lunatics is frightening. He's like a supreme leader.
@akinpaws 5 жыл бұрын
They know he's going to take all the media attention, so they can do whatever they want with no scrutiny. He's their useful idiot.
@sexretsoxiety4031 5 жыл бұрын
😜
@hereticpariah6_66 5 жыл бұрын
Pences' adoring gaze (at trumpet) 'bout makes me wanna puke.
@gmoney2103 5 жыл бұрын
@@maxwellclemens5684 you're American? Americo Vespucci?
@charlescascales647 5 жыл бұрын
@@maxwellclemens5684 we all love America. That's why it's important to understand that Donald J Trump is a terribly dangerous and ignorant person to our country and the world.
@nrx8684 5 жыл бұрын
I love Stephen Colbert, he is brilliant 😀😀
@veecee3669 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, Colbert, you had me howling with laughter. Excellent!
@MeatisMagic256 5 жыл бұрын
"I accomplished the military" Sounds like when a Japanese game is poorly translated.
@l.p.5900 5 жыл бұрын
sadly true
@meganteresa6204 4 жыл бұрын
Ha
@jbodden6977 4 жыл бұрын
all your base are now belong us...
@drewstaser9726 3 жыл бұрын
Do we not have an military though?
@isuckatgaming7225 5 жыл бұрын
I am not in US, but i'm a fan the show and i have to say the more i watch or read about Trump... The more he appears to the rest of the world as a totally insane person, even if you know very little about psychology, you can clearly the guy has issues...
@affenket 5 жыл бұрын
I suck at Gaming - I can only speak to my experience in Australia but everyone here could see he was a mentally challenged psychopath from the earliest days of the campaign and with every passing day it only gets sadder and sadder
@AmbyJeans 5 жыл бұрын
affenket I can remember being 4 and seeing his face on a magazine and he gave me the creeps back then. He just looks like there's something wrong with him. He's dead behind the eyes.
@aj_sa1515 5 жыл бұрын
Also he is THE issue here!
@karriebelle49 5 жыл бұрын
I suck at Gaming I'm not in the US either but watched him since the early 1980s it was clear he was a self entitled unhinged crook who no one has ever said no to. And he's just got worse with age . Both my parents had/have Alzhiemers and they are not like this. He's pure evil enjoying creating chaos and division.
@bjornsantens9030 5 жыл бұрын
Well I'm not in the US...looking at it from Belgium I say. WTF AMERICA WTF...UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE It's now become virtually impossible to lie more then he's doing now, every single word he says is the opposite off the truth. I mean waaaaaaw (but in a bad way). They should play this clip alone on a big screen in every town in a loop until a deniers are cured. I hear American media say only 37% supports him and I say...WHAT!!! ALMOST 4/10 BELIEVES HIM STILLL...COME ON, HE CAN'T BE MORE DISHONEST THEN HE CURRENTLY IS...
@kifayayusuf3106 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Colbert!!😀
@stellashepherd844 5 жыл бұрын
Kifaya Yusuf I can’t listen to Trump without a Colbert filter.
@tommyt1971 5 жыл бұрын
“We’re well on our way to denuclearization.” Yup, and he just pulled us out of a nuclear arms limitation agreement that was 30 yrs old.
@chattycathy8089 5 жыл бұрын
Just what the Russians wanted!!!
@jameslaupan6499 5 жыл бұрын
So trump wants to name his wall after my cat? Peaches says Thank you.
@maineyor5343 5 жыл бұрын
lol...give her a kiss for us!!!!!!!
@proud2bpagan 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry you have to share President Bonespur's monicker, Peaches. Keep a stiff upper lip,cutie, it'll all be over soon. We all know you're a good,honorable kitty. My kitties, Selina, Sanchez,and Alice say you can come over and play any time you want!
@CornishCreamtea07 5 жыл бұрын
So the Wall is like Schrodinger's cat, it's built and at the same time not built.
@nelsonclub7722 5 жыл бұрын
Clever clogs.
@andrewtodaro2874 5 жыл бұрын
It just shows Trump is full of shit!
@pdoylemi 5 жыл бұрын
It's like the invisible boy from the super hero spoof movie "Mystery Men" - he can only become invisible if no one is looking at him. The wall exists until you try to observe it.
@DaveGIS123 5 жыл бұрын
Was the cat's name Peaches?
@carlossibrian1053 5 жыл бұрын
It's neither. Not until you take a look at it. Only then you will know.
@biaedwards4025 5 жыл бұрын
Totally insane: dementia + narcissism + extreme meanness is a wicked combination.
@666Tomato666 5 жыл бұрын
it's actually so severe that psychology has a name for it: malignant narcissism
@carolinemorphis6363 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@ricochet4674 4 жыл бұрын
+flat out stupidity
@ricochet4674 4 жыл бұрын
@@666Tomato666 shit that is actually Trump in a nutshell with that definition
@joeant9038 5 жыл бұрын
Jon’s look at peach was priceless.
@LoverOfBellies 5 жыл бұрын
This is me talking on the 18th March 2019; how is this confused, incoherent, rambling old man still in power & so well supported/admired?!
@Stolkmen 5 жыл бұрын
the only thing I want to hear about trump and peach is that he is imPEACHed. Nuff said...
@henryw4129 5 жыл бұрын
Stolkmen, I urge all citizens of the U.S. to contact their Senators and Representatives and respectfully, but forcefully, ask them to immediately begin proceedings to impeach and remove Donald J. Trump from the presidency. The two felonies for which he has been named as an unindicted co-conspirator should serve as grounds for the impeachment. His actions have amply and effectively demonstrated that he is incompetent for the office. The eighteen or so investigations already underway into various allegations of his wrongdoing undoubtedly detract him from being anything close to an effective leader.
@kaivickers166 5 жыл бұрын
So Lincoln had the Gettysburg Address, JFK asked what you could do for your country, Reagan said to tear down a wall...and Trump said to put the wall up and name it peaches. Absolute consistency.
@chrissiek8706 5 жыл бұрын
"a brain" 🙄
@miapdx503 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, consistently stupid.
@rayhaanahmed1139 5 жыл бұрын
I want to call the wall ‘chicken nuggets’
@carolynmcmickle9742 2 жыл бұрын
Mid pandemic December 20 21, here I am watching all the Colbert shows just to laugh every day for therapy. Unbelievable how prophetic and incredibly hilarious this man and his team are. Cheers and love to you all, I don’t know how I would get through without you.
@aussiepie246 5 жыл бұрын
If this was real life, crazy grandpa would have been put in a home years ago.
@cortez_d3352 5 жыл бұрын
Aussie Pie 🤣🤣🤣
@intemister 5 жыл бұрын
Shocker - it is real life...
@nancywilliams918 5 жыл бұрын
Lol to infinity and beyond...Now that was funny
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 5 жыл бұрын
Is trump on a mission of driving us all crazy ?
@ritacampbell3833 5 жыл бұрын
camelshit yes. You got it in one! He’s mental. His kick in life is messing things and people, up. Then he stands back and laughs in the shadows, and later on, blames everyone but himself. He’s a disaster as POTUS. Big time. He’s got to go!
@deliciousful 5 жыл бұрын
destroying american for Putin. He's doing a fantastic job.
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 5 жыл бұрын
@@ritacampbell3833 He d e f i n i t e l y has to go.
@janethayes5941 5 жыл бұрын
If he is, I'm there.
@tsstevensts 5 жыл бұрын
Too late.
@sarahhbuchanan 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen's face reaction after he says "fact stater" has me in tears hahahah
@blue5d09 5 жыл бұрын
"Peach"? Rhymes with 'IMPEACH' lol
@SarahG419 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert.. I ❤ your impersonations of Trump! We need as much comic relief as we can get with this catastrophic "President".
@vfran838 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert keeps me sane in the midst of crazy possession of our country by a lot of lunatics.
@Lonewolfmike 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed. If it weren't for him, other late night talk show hosts and credible news outlets, ie anything other than "Fox News", I would be going completely mad here.
@Lonewolfmike 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, look a Russia bot that calls itself Troi Aitkins. Trying to do its best impersonation Southern Racist White Supremacist so bad it hurt itself. lol
@marcoferrer9652 5 жыл бұрын
@Troi Aitkins Exit RED TROLL. Disregard.
@marcoferrer9652 5 жыл бұрын
@Troi Aitkins Exit RED TROLL. Disregard.
@marcoferrer9652 5 жыл бұрын
@@Lonewolfmike Roger that, playing to grammatical/spelling errors prevalent amongst 45 trolls.
@Mcmatthew99 5 жыл бұрын
"Are you calling me a liar?!" "I ain't calling you a fact-stater!"
@galaxylight777 5 жыл бұрын
"-Name it Peaches." -Trump 2019
@hellojari07 5 жыл бұрын
insanity at its best
@patriayvida4209 5 жыл бұрын
I've just subscribed to your channel baby! Have a good day!
@prieten49 5 жыл бұрын
Our Groper-in-Chief is stark raving mad. Straight jacket time and into a psychiatric ward.
@bobdillion440 5 жыл бұрын
Yep so mad he’s making one of the biggest trade deals with chine haha so mad be brought N.korea to the table for talks haha ye he’s mad isn’t he
@Great-Tiger 5 жыл бұрын
Trump is going down as the best president of all time!!!
@bobdillion440 5 жыл бұрын
Mike G amen 🙏
@tandekangoma5715 5 жыл бұрын
Stuart M. You damn right.... What is wrong with him.
@slicker67 5 жыл бұрын
Mike G You got the first part right: he’s going down....period! 😅
@dawnpalmby5100 5 жыл бұрын
They should make the wall out of the same material they used to make the invisible planes
@dbsean 5 жыл бұрын
That look though, right at 1:18... those glazed over eyes looking wayward, that open-mouthed stare. The look that screams tumbleweeds have blowing to and fro in his head for far too long and now the pile-up has reached critical levels. If there's one thing that unites all Trump supporters, it's that dead-pan look in their eyes and on their faces. Sad.
@rhondasampson3109 5 жыл бұрын
He is getting worse with his lunacy yet no one is doing shit about it!.
@pennyhollifield5055 5 жыл бұрын
@@sublime8728 Not true! His Cabinet could do something if they had the decency, intelligence and the guts to use the 25th amendment.
@maineyor5343 5 жыл бұрын
And THAT Rhonda, is the WORST thing about this MESS!!!!...WHY isn't he stopped, tied up, cell phone service cut off, etc etc etc?????????
@oscargovantes6880 5 жыл бұрын
@@maineyor5343 because the Republican party is enabling him. They still have control of the Senate and they will never move to impeach. I don't even think that if Mueller has hard core evidence against trump the Republican part of Congress would move against him.
@maineyor5343 5 жыл бұрын
@@oscargovantes6880 ...But WHY WHY WHY???...This isnt about politics anymore....the "man" is out-of-control, crazy, a liar, idiot,etc etc etc and DESTROYING this world and country!!!! STOP HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!
@fatimaamerson8489 5 жыл бұрын
Elite American society allows Trump lunacy because they benefit from the culture of white supremacy. Poor white folks need to realize that privilege and liberty are luxuries of the rich. # capitalist society # asylum is for purchase!
@romeomargot-picquendar1281 5 жыл бұрын
"We're going to build a giant peach and James is going to pay for it"
@jbusa6630 5 жыл бұрын
@The Doomsday Channel shit if that was today, ice would put him in a cage
@fanofjesus2414 5 жыл бұрын
You’re so clever! OMG
@blkcatzette 5 жыл бұрын
Rpicquendar Tyui 😆
@sagan666 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus H Christ... It's like living in an alternate universe.... The guy is mentally insane.
@arjanstam78 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, he is. Maybe that's why 81% of Evangelicals voted for him; known for their loyalty to lunacy, most seem happy ever since.
@thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211 5 жыл бұрын
Arjan Stam Yep, trump courts them because they’re a cash cow for the anti abortion groups. Looks like it might be in Atlanta.
@thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, trump is bat shit crazy. And he’s old
@anupjoseph7368 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus H Christ.. The Commonwealth Saga?
@tywebb7744 5 жыл бұрын
He could have his "peach" breached in prison by immigrants he hates so much.
@vm1474 5 жыл бұрын
😭 fucking love it
@kpophalmeoni5429 5 жыл бұрын
" If you don't give me my wall with my name on it" I will destroy this country!!!!!
@semonerobinson8903 5 жыл бұрын
People need to get this
@meridiansnmotion 5 жыл бұрын
Psychologists said he would get worse w time especially w the pressure of Mueller
@godswrath1244 5 жыл бұрын
The only accomplishment that he has had with the military is his 5-time bone spur draft dodging success!
@alicialps635 5 жыл бұрын
A Warrior of Christ unfortunately, there are a lot of soldiers and higher ranking officers in the military that are conditioned to “just do as the president says”. No questions asked. Doesn’t matter if it’s right or logical. Very scary but also very true.
@jaimequinones3852 5 жыл бұрын
The old strategy, “create an outside enemy, and the fools will follow you”.
@mrde0mrsai 5 жыл бұрын
“Peach” is part of “impeach.” When he said “peach,” what was on his mind, “impeach?” Can’t help but wonder.
@aliciatrottier3724 5 жыл бұрын
It is far more probable that what was on his mind was an exotic dancer or porn star.. baha
@donaldswamp2501 5 жыл бұрын
Cobbler
@deborahmulkey1627 5 жыл бұрын
Is it code to Vlad for ..I'm ready for more orders, master...??
@donnavorce8856 5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you noticed that too.
@blue5d09 5 жыл бұрын
I was a bit surprised Colbert didn't seem to pick up on that
@susanne5803 5 жыл бұрын
He suggests to alternatively call the wall "peaches" so that everytime someone says "impeaches" he can wave it off as "they are just talking about the wall"...
@actionjoe50 5 жыл бұрын
now therses anoyher assholecomment
@Quyzbuk86 5 жыл бұрын
Why aren't you upvoted more?
@Sindollx666x 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking something similar. It's probably what he hears in his mind when people even suggest his impeachment. Closely followed by circus music.
@AA-qt1hi 5 жыл бұрын
"Build the peach! Build the peach!"James would be so proud!
@heatherm2140 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite moment: 7:32 Jon's reaction to calling the wall "peaches" . 🤣🤣
@srelativity 5 жыл бұрын
"Factstate" sounds like something from Newspeak in 1984
@maineyor5343 5 жыл бұрын
THAT is the worst thing about that word....dump is bringing 1984 to life...my BIGGEST nightmare after I read it "centuries" ago in high school!!!!
@hanan6193 5 жыл бұрын
How on earth did he became president🤦🏻♀️
@Smingleflorp 5 жыл бұрын
If there is one thing we can all learn from this, it is to NEVER underestimate the number of dipshits in America.
@Ash-se6gh 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Morris this ^
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of very stupid people in this country.
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 жыл бұрын
The old fashioned way : lots of lies.
@whiteowl4097 5 жыл бұрын
Hanan all Americans are thinking the same thing right now.
@LarsCT 5 жыл бұрын
It's time they build that wall - I need something to bang my head against.
@andrewf264 5 жыл бұрын
the wheel is turning, but the bright orange hampster buggered off long ago.
@cold_ay_ 5 жыл бұрын
Is... is he so bad at fact-checking that he thinks *nobody else* can fact-check either?
@akinpaws 5 жыл бұрын
Malignant narcissism.
@staceylempiala3451 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@Hydelsius 5 жыл бұрын
No one can fact check better than Donald Trump, believe him.
@DanA-nl5uo 5 жыл бұрын
He just thinks his base is so stupid they will believe him.
@Joel-bh5xd 5 жыл бұрын
Scott Robertson he’s got the best facts, beautiful facts, huge facts. People are saying.
@mlghelp2day 5 жыл бұрын
"Some wud say that Donald is denying reality in the level of clinical insane. Others... wud say that too." LOL!🤣😅
@1bearswanson 5 жыл бұрын
If these walls could talk ... this wall would say "Hi, IM PEACH(ES)"
@xxxkeviknaxxx 5 жыл бұрын
I’d appreciate Trump a little bit more if he “built more peaches” instead of a wall. Could you imagine peach orchards everywhere in DC? 🍑 🍑 🍑 #buildthepeach
@Beginstheman 5 жыл бұрын
Things would get yummy in DC at the right time of the year.🍑 🍑 🍑
@certainlynotsav54 4 жыл бұрын
More like Im-peaches! 🍑😂
@ricochet4674 4 жыл бұрын
That is oddly specific but I do not oppose it
@dasstigma 5 жыл бұрын
I watched that whole Trump rambling on CNN. My Brain tried to turn into Fondue. (Yes, a cheese metaphor from a swiss guy)
@mikebtrfld1705 5 жыл бұрын
Stay neutral
@Lord_Gumby 5 жыл бұрын
You and me both, and I'm only 3 hours from DC.
@dasstigma 5 жыл бұрын
@@mikebtrfld1705For cryin' out loud, please google the definition of "neutral"
@mikebtrfld1705 5 жыл бұрын
@@dasstigma Switzerland is a toilet
@dasstigma 5 жыл бұрын
@@mikebtrfld1705 And I accept your opinion, fellow human being :)
@richardblock2458 5 жыл бұрын
People who support this guy should lose their right to vote and be in Congress.
@selini52 5 жыл бұрын
Richard Block this guy translates certainly Trump!
@Wasserkaktus 5 жыл бұрын
People who voyrd for Trump should renounce sufferage for the rest of their lives as penance for the damage they caused.
@solenya4983 5 жыл бұрын
@@Wasserkaktus Your mental state was irreparable before he took office.
@jacobrodriguez5289 5 жыл бұрын
Lets call it a gate
@Rimpreza 5 жыл бұрын
He forgot the word for ‘not lying’ lmfao 😂
@redwoods7370 5 жыл бұрын
I am a doctor even though I never went to medical school. Time will prove me right.
@Shel1021 5 жыл бұрын
Who are the people he is always saying told him something? People in his head?
@trudyzaldivar2439 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@pennyhollifield5055 5 жыл бұрын
YES.
@Blackwolfufk 5 жыл бұрын
Fox spews, Paula White, Pat Robertson, Vladimir Putin is a few of those that have the presidents ear.
@jabalimohamed1983 5 жыл бұрын
The real media not fake news
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 жыл бұрын
Faux "news"
@daviddelaney2407 5 жыл бұрын
"Mister President ... TEAR DOWN THAT WALL!" --Dave, remembering history
@eveinaz6517 5 жыл бұрын
07:33 i had the same look on my face after hearing all that craziness... I was weak!
@justmyopinionsir3341 5 жыл бұрын
Oh how will these immigrants ever get over this billion dollar wall? Umm i dont know maybe a $35 ladder..
@sarahbollinger2658 5 жыл бұрын
Just my opinion Sir saw, shovel, rope
@justmyopinionsir3341 5 жыл бұрын
@@sarahbollinger2658 And if all that fails.....Catapults
@whiteblacklight9603 5 жыл бұрын
No, no, didn't you hear Trump? They have superpowered tequilamobiles that can jump over the border!
@Avenger222 5 жыл бұрын
Trump suggested climbing the wall with a ladder and climbing down with a rope. Heck, if Trump can figure that out, then the immigrants sure as heII would.
@ITRUTH213 5 жыл бұрын
A plane
@shikhar.awasthi 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not from USA but even I feel depressed watching this!
@ValerieJNorse 5 жыл бұрын
We'll work our way out of it, but thanks for the empathy.
@shikhar.awasthi 5 жыл бұрын
@@ValerieJNorse hopefully you don't have to wait till 2020. Best wishes!
@thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert...you are a bonafide national treasure!
@DanBonRP 5 жыл бұрын
i get pissed every time i see him behind that desk
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