Republicans Blurring Faces in Insurrection Footage, "Orange Jesus" Trump & Guillermo’s Xmas List

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6 ай бұрын

Time Magazine’s Person of the Year will be announced tomorrow with Taylor Swift, Barbie and Putin as finalists, Liz Cheney’s tell-all “Oath & Honor” came out today, new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson announced that they would be releasing thousands of hours of footage of the attack on the Capitol, 23andMe had a security breach and hackers got access to nearly 7 million accounts, a family in New Jersey had the clever idea to trick their Nana into thinking Grand Theft Auto was actually the news, the new number one song in the United States is the sixty five year old song “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” by Brenda Lee, Guillermo gives a PowerPoint presentation announcing what he would like for Christmas, we give a reminder and suggestion for parents moving the Elf on the Shelf every night, and Jimmy and Guillermo dress up like elves and sit down with kids to find out whether they’ve been naughty or nice.
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@rhymereason3449 6 ай бұрын

Mike Johnson's blurring the faces of insurrectionists to shield them from the law should be considered giving aid and comfort to the enemy under the 14th Amendment. He should be barred from holding office along with any other Republicans responsible for this.

@istdochallesegal3427 6 ай бұрын

Great point! Yet another example of violating the oath to defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign or DOMESTIC...

@tammyjohnson1927 6 ай бұрын

Make sure you vote blue then and when they get taken out of office they can be arrested.

@KnockOut242 6 ай бұрын

Or interfering in the investigation

@gr8ful191 6 ай бұрын

Agreed 💯👍🏾⚖️🗽

@weebeedesigns 6 ай бұрын

This was said a couple of times on MSNBC today. He is actually guilty of obstruction of justice by trying to prevent the DOJ from prosecuting these people. But it doesn't matter in the long run because Liz Cheney says DOJ already has this footage, it isn't the only copy around!

@pieway29 6 ай бұрын

If they didn’t do anything wrong, what are they hiding from.

@uuclmusic2711 6 ай бұрын

I think we’re already over 100 Republicans at Jan 6 tried and convicted…. Longest prison term is Proud Boys founder Enrique Tarrio, described as the "ultimate leader" of the conspiracy, sentenced to 22 years in prison.

@troyrager1352 5 ай бұрын

Political persecution.

@tjfreno69 5 ай бұрын

Exactly 🎉

@Confoil 6 ай бұрын

Mike Johnson should be charged with aiding and abetting criminals for blurring out the faces of the people who assaulted the Capitol on January 6th.

@gary-rr7jp 6 ай бұрын

Mike Johnson seems insurrectiony.

@kerrynicholls6683 6 ай бұрын

Add MTG to that list. I’m sure there are many more. But she’s another big one. Giving aid to the insurrectionists. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺

@Daniel-Hawk 6 ай бұрын

He's afraid to find his own face on the footage

@3mountains307 6 ай бұрын

DOJ has the films. Johnson is only protecting the insurrectionists from being recognized by people who know them.

@3mountains307 6 ай бұрын

. @@gary-rr7jp That's because he is. He was a trump lawyer for both impeachments. And I seem to recall he was active in Jan 6.

@007ElSenor 6 ай бұрын

Mike Johnson should be investigated for obstruction of justice.

@user-jz9je1qf3f 6 ай бұрын

Johnson is very creeeeeepy!

@LowLight420 6 ай бұрын

Cheney/AOC ( I ) 2024 no more parties in the White House the cabinet needs cleaning admin, not ad men RICO now/RICO forever

@maryegarcia2432 6 ай бұрын

We would need an effective Ethics Committee for that an unfortunately as Speaker, Mike Johnson will never allow that. He owns the ethics committee right now.

@valeriepickens2533 6 ай бұрын

SOCIAL MEDIA VOTE! How many on here believe that because of MAGA political figures,...we should tax all emergency relief funds!?

@allenlovell1604 6 ай бұрын

I lived through watching the "Watergate Scandal Investigations 🔎 " and was glued to watching the live hearings ! I thought that was the lowest point in US History in my lifetime; I was horrified at what occurred, and how so many of the President's men were desperately trying to cover up what was clearly illegal 😳 activity ! Now I'm 50+ years older, and I see the same party once again up to using its old, disgusting bag of political dirty tricks! Only this time, the stakes are much, much higher with possible dire consequences if we don't fix the problem!

@pirobot668beta 6 ай бұрын

Transparency, as long as it doesn't get your thugs in trouble.

@lunhil12 6 ай бұрын

This house speaker is a snake in the grass, very scary character.

@marvinsmith2116 6 ай бұрын

He’s a lawyer protecting criminals. Disbarred.

@islanderbyrd1881 6 ай бұрын

Republicans keep forgetting we watched the insurrection on Jan 6 & recorded it. We don't need their edited & face blocking version.

@Scott-oo4wo 6 ай бұрын

Besides, the FBI already has all the raw footage. I'm sure he is just pandering to the MAGA cultists to try and show that the Republicans are protecting these insurrectionists as some sort of sign that it can & should be done again.

@DakotaDeb 6 ай бұрын

This is supreme gas lighting. We know what the hell we saw and peaceful Tourist crap wasn't it.

@sessions9869 6 ай бұрын

@DakotaDeb i really liked the footage of the police showing them around. Great public servants

@Vohlfied 6 ай бұрын

These are videos of security footage from inside the WH. The "transparency of blurred faces" is a red herring-- in actuality, the goal of the Russian-owned MAGA congresspeople was to disclose the locations of WH security cameras so the next coup attemp succeeds. It doesn't matter what was _on_ the tapes, it matters what angles the footage was recorded from.

@barrydunn682 6 ай бұрын

So the police asking rioters to leave while they were vastly outnumbered and waiting for reinforcements just magically erases all the footage of them fighting at the doors? You need psychiatric help.@@sessions9869

@gregoriancatmonk6904 6 ай бұрын

Wouldn't blurring faces not only be obstruction but also aiding insurrectionist? Wouldn't that make the speaker disqualified from holding office under the 14th amendment section 3?

@jcoopes5604 6 ай бұрын

Yup he admitted it, he was part of the problem!

@sebbya8328 6 ай бұрын

You would think

@MrM1729 6 ай бұрын

Attention Merrick Garland…

@TheBasher-_- 6 ай бұрын

It definitely should. And should be looked into further. This can not stand.

@oofcloof 6 ай бұрын

BLM rioters got a slap on the wrist for burning down entire cities in 2020, such as those two idiots that burned down that Wendy’s. Owen Shroyer, who never even Entered the Capitol and encouraged peace, was sentenced to 2 MONTHS in solitary confinement! 2-tiered justice system.

@gingerbread_GB 6 ай бұрын

As an Asian kid, if I made a PowerPoint presentation to show my parents what kind of stuff I want for Christmas, they'd make a presentation on what kind of stuff they can use to beat me with.

@fionahoey6922 6 ай бұрын

Smart parents!!

@sparkleplenty5829 6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@25chief39 6 ай бұрын

But they would quietly resolve to send you to Law School.

@commonsense571 5 ай бұрын

😂Fair enough 😂

@justice4all772 6 ай бұрын

When will members of Congress who were involved going to face justice ? More than enough evidence for conviction

@edwardtobiemejia7895 6 ай бұрын

Transparency & then blur out the faces to protect them from the Department of Justice? And HE'S the speaker?

@lylaclark3977 6 ай бұрын

Yup!

@jimallenbrand528 6 ай бұрын

That's why the speaker should also be held accountable. GOP all guilty!!!

@jimallenbrand528 6 ай бұрын

The evidence is already there!!

@dh8203 6 ай бұрын

Not to mention the absurd stupidity to think that the DOJ doesn't already have access to the uncensored tapes.

@ll7868 6 ай бұрын

Since when did law and justice holding criminals accountable become "retaliation"? And when did "transparency" include blurring the faces of those criminals so law enforcment can't hold them accountable? I would file that under "Aiding & Abetting" a violent mob in the act of committing an insurrection.

@gary-rr7jp 6 ай бұрын

Apparently these people in congress don't have anything better to do than come up with outlandish ideas. Is there a secret contest? With stupid prizes?

@3mountains307 6 ай бұрын

@@gary-rr7jp It's only the republicans doing that.

@JK-tq5oe 6 ай бұрын

But he has to make sure noone identifies him or his family on that day.. They might just be in the wrong place :)

@uuclmusic2711 6 ай бұрын

When those criminals are Republicans, apparently

@allenlovell1604 6 ай бұрын

Yep, you may win a subpeona, a DOJ investigation, a possible court appearance date, a trial, and maybe the grand prize [ Drum roll, 🥁 please 🙏 ] - Drumph's new cellmate ! " No, your honor have mercy on me, anything but that [ Sound of laughter with tears ! ]

@lorriepierce 6 ай бұрын

It’s kind of hard to laugh about Trump anymore. It’s getting too close and too real.

@consig1iere294 6 ай бұрын

I am so glad you realized that 24 mins ago.

@8arrows 6 ай бұрын

@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5where was Jesus born? Bethlehem right? Ever googled where Bethlehem is?

@tuyenle8107 6 ай бұрын

Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lawsonj39 6 ай бұрын

Glad you're laughing.@@tuyenle8107

@bonzrh68 6 ай бұрын

Couldn’t agree more! It’s getting more and more real and scarier especially that the House of Representatives is run by this speaker who is crazier than Trump but smarter! But I have faith with the SANE Americans who are the majority! I’m am very sure Sane Americans will not and never vote for Trump, and I’m very sure he will not win the 2024 election! Once again I have faith with the SANE Americans which are the majority! 🙏😇

@kenyonmoon3272 6 ай бұрын

Uh. The DOJ doesn't need the public version of the tapes in order to do their work. They can get the unblurred version along with literally hundreds of social media accounts of the people who participated.

@jp13119 6 ай бұрын

They already have them.

@Ace-nv6ku 6 ай бұрын

If unedited version shows to America, people can identify more people. DOJ only have minimal people working on it

@dr.g3860 6 ай бұрын

True. Clearly, the speaker knew he wasn't actually obstructing, he was just giving that impression to show his support of the perpetrators and suggesting to them that he was protecting them from prosecution. That's all he needed to do.

@princequestly2218 6 ай бұрын

Oh they’ve already had the whole version for a while now, but they’re trying to stop Internet sleuths from picking people out and forwarding it to the FBI.

@aliceputt3133 5 ай бұрын

But neighbors could spot some of those who got away if they put the tapes out without blurring the faces. That makes Johnson aiding and abetting traitors and a Seditionist.

@paularhodes1997 6 ай бұрын

They act like we didn't watch the insurrection live, on TV. 😡🤬🤬🤬

@LaDemocrazia 6 ай бұрын

Yes, around the world since there have been international correspondents and TV stations as well. 😀

@fitmesslife 5 ай бұрын

Is that what you call it when thousands of gun nuts forget to actually bring their guns? 🥴

@jakep9610 6 ай бұрын

BIDEN 2024! DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AS 2016!

@samsepiol05590 6 ай бұрын

BIDEN 2024 🇺🇸

@alleroy6321 6 ай бұрын

@@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 What the H

@jakep9610 6 ай бұрын

Lmao go to bed bro. It's 12:23 AM. @@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5

@stratostatic 6 ай бұрын

When will humans stop believing in superstitious nonsense..

@user-mf7nb6fg1b 6 ай бұрын

@@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 "He who believes in mythological nonsense, will spend eternity watching tRUMP change his Depends" (The book of Rhuephus, 6:6:6)

@civil_villain 6 ай бұрын

*"The tapes should not be dictated by some narrative... ...but we've hand selected .02% of the footage to present to you, and we're blurring all the things we don't think you should see."* --A Literally Insane Person

@jp13119 6 ай бұрын

Some narrative like the overturning of a free and fair election as called by the republicans themselves Long Live Krebs! Vote Blue in 2024!

@Vohlfied 6 ай бұрын

@barkeyes8592 6 ай бұрын

That little boy was an old soul. He made me have emotions of self control and precision. His seriousness was almost frightening. But overall he was endearing.

@Nicholas_Burmeister 6 ай бұрын

Ya, although cute, its always a little sad that a child feels the need to be a grownup a bit too soon. He seemed super anxious to me.

@HH-gv8mx 6 ай бұрын

I’d rather have a kid that was on his best behavior and maybe a little too serious than the opposite. I am surrounded by neighbors who have kids of similar age who are just bad. They go around the parking lot and try and open all of the car doors, They take their snacks and wipe their donuts and melted ice cream on the other neighbors porch furniture and leave the wrappers everywhere. They are unruly little heathens. I would much prefer this kid!

@whalesong999 6 ай бұрын

The duck was adorable, kind to the little boy.

@JK_Clark 6 ай бұрын

@@Nicholas_Burmeister Nothing a few decades of therapy won't help.

@kristinjayne6720 6 ай бұрын

This little boy is adorable.

@ChrisM-tn3hx 6 ай бұрын

We trust people to draw their own conclusions, and we believe in transparency, but we're going to blur out the faces of the people who participated so they don't get arrested. wouldn't that constitute obstruction of justice, not to mention providing aid and comfort to insurrectionists?

@gary-rr7jp 6 ай бұрын

Not to mention detroying their 15 min of fame.

@3mountains307 6 ай бұрын

DOJ has the films. Blurring the faces doesn't help anybody.

@CJ-uo5cl 6 ай бұрын

The tapes CAME from the DOJ. They have been released to law enforcement already. The GOP just doesn't want their fellow insurrectionists doxed.

@bhonest-gb5zg 6 ай бұрын

THEY are white

@sharihazlett3774 6 ай бұрын

It is totally obvious that they are no longer for rule of law or supporting police officers

@therealhiesenberg2731 6 ай бұрын

What he said actually means "we trust the american people to come to the conclusions that we have conditioned them to". Also, did Johnson just admit to his intention to harbor and aid criminals by actively obstrucing their apprehension?

@tammyjohnson1927 6 ай бұрын

You picked up on that too. If Trump is reelected they all get pardoned.

@PleaseDontEatAnimals 6 ай бұрын

Yes indeed he did.

@kerrynicholls6683 6 ай бұрын

Yes. Yes he did. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺 P.S. America shows that half their country is corrupt.

@3mountains307 6 ай бұрын

DOJ has the films. Johnson is only protecting the insurrectionists from being recognized by people who know them.

@PleaseDontEatAnimals 6 ай бұрын

@@kerrynicholls6683 Thanks for the love--U.S. needs all the support we can get! ❤️

@clickbait007 6 ай бұрын

That kid was so adorable and he didn't get tricked by Jimmy's word play. Good on him!

@kikigirlkauai 6 ай бұрын

Rich kids in big house with huge tv and computers telling parents what to do. Gotta love it . I’m going to send Santa my power point too. It’s to send money to local animal rescue and to food bank. And to support free speech tv and all independent media. Love you jimmy’s and guiermo

@flashrobbie 6 ай бұрын

Believe me, the entire world watches any attempt to overthrow a democracy and continues to find it concerning.

@Tonyhouse1168 6 ай бұрын

If your living room has an echo, you’ve already taught your kids that money is the best thing ever because it gets you more stuff.

@karenwaddell9396 6 ай бұрын

Charging those who were part of jan6 deserve to be charged, sent to trial, convicted and have an appropriate sentence.

@user-zb9lv3gh8s 6 ай бұрын

Apparently not according to the NSGOP

@tuyenle8107 6 ай бұрын

Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@michaelgillespie1206 6 ай бұрын

Also the one's that are still trying to cover it up.

@LowLight420 6 ай бұрын

Cheney/AOC ( I ) 2024 no more parties in the White House the cabinet needs cleaning admin, not ad men RICO now/RICO forever

@delano62 6 ай бұрын

The way Johnson laughs during his DOJ remark is sickening.

@billa5289 6 ай бұрын

Taylor Swift denouncing Trump is our best strategy for preserving democracy. Come on Taylor, the nation is counting on you.... go girl!

@404_profile_not_found 6 ай бұрын

I wouldn't say that Taylor swift is "common." I'd say she's uncommon, given how there's only one of her.

@kingjamos2422 6 ай бұрын

I think you dun goofed by using a very unfortunate word in place of "Come on". The Swifties are probably already on their way to tear you apart for calling their god common. You will be missed. 😢

@adeniyi5366 6 ай бұрын

@kingjamos2422 dude I'm wheezing!

@deecook8393 6 ай бұрын

I'm sick of hearing about Taylor Swift.

@lushkitty734 6 ай бұрын

@@deecook8393 Indeed. Especially considering that OP thinks of her as "common".

@whalercumming9911 6 ай бұрын

Obscuring criminal faces for the purpose of hiding a crime is normally "accessory" or at least it would be if the law applied to everyone equally

@kallen868 6 ай бұрын

Well deserverd Brenda Lee! That song still slaps! 🎄🎶

@dutchdna 6 ай бұрын

Protecting criminals. That's the GOP's way of "law & order".

@jeribryan5603 6 ай бұрын

Criminals or animals?

@ln8116 6 ай бұрын

gop way of life - protect criminals

@LowLight420 6 ай бұрын

Cheney/AOC ( I ) 2024 no more parties in the White House the cabinet needs cleaning admin, not ad men RICO now/RICO forever

@Xiellion 6 ай бұрын

That's a wired way of saying "protecting the identities of law abiding citizens I disagree with"

@branthowell8058 6 ай бұрын

Y’all are the pot calling the kettle black.

@ygstuff4898 6 ай бұрын

If I had shown my parents a powerpoint presentation on what I want for Christmas, I'm 100% certain they would have said I have more than enough and gave away my stuff to charity rather than giving me more.

@gary-rr7jp 6 ай бұрын

Ditto. Entitlement syndrome.

@vickiep4217 6 ай бұрын

My parents would have asked me to print it so they could remember it, then whacked the back of my head with it. Not Asian, but UK northern parents with a "sod off" attitude.🤕😆

@mikekolokowsky 6 ай бұрын

Did you see where the presentation was made? A gymnasium sized home theater / media entertainment venue. “How much does that cost?” “Doesn’t matter.” “Eh, I guess it doesn’t.”

@ygstuff4898 6 ай бұрын

@@mikekolokowsky -- yes! that living room was bigger than my house, and the TV bigger than my main window.

@SoJustAsk 6 ай бұрын

They want transparency so much they are going to blur the faces.

@DanielWalters 6 ай бұрын

I wonder who else has jurisdiction at the Capitol? Could the DC DA charge Mike Johnson for destruction of or withholding evidence?

@pitcat1376 6 ай бұрын

That little boy is hilariously serious. And thumbs up for the duck request. Ducks rock.

@sevenirises 6 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh.....that little boy is soo precious. And the duck.....🤣 Jimmy is too funny with the kids. That made my night.

@catlady443 6 ай бұрын

Tampering with evidence. Sounds like jail time to me

@stratostatic 6 ай бұрын

If Mike johnson wasn't in politics he'd be selling defective vehicles on a used car lot.

@sweett2185 6 ай бұрын

He would be working @ his wife's counseling business. Although, her ad on social media disappeared when MAGA Mike was elected speaker. How can MAGA Mike NOT have a bank account? Where does his payment from the government go?

@kikigirlkauai 6 ай бұрын

😢true. He’s sick

@ScootsMahgoots 6 ай бұрын

Most likely cars recovered from category 5 hurricanes…

@michaeljohnangel6359 6 ай бұрын

@@sweett2185 Seriously, how can one tust a politician that doesn't have a bank account???? It reeks to high heaven.

@denisemadigan1038 6 ай бұрын

We Want Transparency, XCEPT When It Comes To Their Faces!!😂😂😂😂😂

@cyberGEK 6 ай бұрын

That duck 😂 “are you having second thoughts?” “Yes.” 😭😭😭

@jakemoeller7850 6 ай бұрын

What a cute little boy. It's difficult going in front of two adult elves and being asked questions. Good job, Jackson 🎄🦆

@mariamcdonald345 6 ай бұрын

such a serious and gentle little soul!

@thomasd4738 6 ай бұрын

duck is forever off the menu -- in his honor!

@DanSalig-jq5mu 6 ай бұрын

That duck 🦆 liked him, if i try petting one it bites!

@sparkleplenty5829 6 ай бұрын

Such a brave little boy....and so cute!

@HH-gv8mx 6 ай бұрын

I was wondering where they got that super tame duck. Usually they’re kind of mean.@@DanSalig-jq5mu

@kylekay37 6 ай бұрын

"It's time, whenever it's time." Yeah, this kid is future retired special forces guy called back in for one more mission to save America

@whalesong999 6 ай бұрын

Very composed young fella. The duck respected him also.

@alysonturcin-weller7443 6 ай бұрын

What a precious little boy. An absolute angel.

@irene617 6 ай бұрын

Was Mike Johnson even there on the Jan 6th. Did friendly people attack the police officers, did friendly break into the capitol building. Mike Johnson has to be as crazy as Trump.

@gary-rr7jp 6 ай бұрын

Tourists??

@sharihazlett3774 6 ай бұрын

No transparency because we're going to blur faces. Heaven forbid they get arrested for Insurrection

@BrattyBetty 6 ай бұрын

Mike Johnson might have been an obscure, four-term congress member but he will soon be well-known by every American - as the architect of Jan6, an election denier, an anti-abortion extremist and a slasher of Social Security and Medicare. -- POLITICO

@lenkacfk7155 6 ай бұрын

Oh, when they are carefully vetting the footage before releasing it, I'm sure those unpleasant scenes will be cut...

@DissectGibberish 6 ай бұрын

No, Mike Johnson is as CORRUPT as Trump. I don't think he's that crazy.

@saidsilva3366 6 ай бұрын

Mike Johnson should be the spokesperson for the cartels they would love him

@Tonyhouse1168 6 ай бұрын

Either him or John Oliver. Him and Seth Meyers discussing the quality of the Sinaloa Cartel is wonderful entertainment. Also, Mike Johnson is garbage, although he would be perfect for selling “pure, snow white” substances

@Sbannmarie 6 ай бұрын

Holy crap 💩 totally!

@lawsonj39 6 ай бұрын

He IS the spokesperson for the cartels.

@franksinatra1977 6 ай бұрын

Joey left the border open for them. Talk to Joe

@saidsilva3366 6 ай бұрын

@@franksinatra1977 I thought tramp build a wall for that oh, I forgot his criminal friends took the money and didn’t bill nothing

@jerrydingus7915 6 ай бұрын

Brilliant exposure of hypocrisy of politicians.

@user-xy6gm6ug5c 6 ай бұрын

Congratulations Brenda Lee!!!

@rhondaguerrero2869 6 ай бұрын

Transparency - he wants -- but he has to blur out faces of the insurrectionist !! 😂😂😂😂

@thaisstone5192 6 ай бұрын

"Blursparancy; its the newest fad in gaslighting.

@intomnia3313 6 ай бұрын

@@thaisstone5192and the congregation says amen. Believing appears to have trumped knowing.

@Vohlfied 6 ай бұрын

@coleengoodell7523 6 ай бұрын

What a precious and very serious seeming little boy. Just adorable. Second thoughts about the duck. Too cute.

@daveschlom4033 6 ай бұрын

That bit made me feel good after all the laughs based on how crappy the world is at the moment.

@chaberio1335 6 ай бұрын

Whoever casts the kids is doing awesome. They always pick the right kids with the perfect disposition for Jimmy's bit.

@bonniefells7585 6 ай бұрын

How precious is that little boy? He listens so well and his answers were correct. Adorable, that child should be our Speaker of the House.

@xmas4203 6 ай бұрын

Was that MTG busting the pole with her spork feet? 🤣

@mikestephens5200 6 ай бұрын

Every time I see Marjorie Trailer Queen, I feel like I'm getting a glimpse of how the Neanderthals lived.

@purdyboi8078 6 ай бұрын

More like cloven feet

@rudyglez513 6 ай бұрын

That elf was pulling a Boebert 🤣

@bethrichardson7335 6 ай бұрын

4:42 “We have to blur some of the faces because we don’t want them to get charged by the DOJ.” How sick! So, clearly they don’t believe in law and order. He is saying he is going to blur faces so the DOJ doesn’t charge anyone. That makes me suspicious that they are going to blur a lot more than faces-“oh, oops. I was trying to blur one guy’s face but, oops, I guess I blurred too big of an area and now you can’t see what another guy was holding in his hands. Oh, well. No one needed to see that weapon or that stolen property anyway.”

@OKOKOKOKOKOKOK-zn2fy 6 ай бұрын

Kids and animals are some of the toughest live acts to make work on TV. Well done JK & GP. That kid did great. You grilled him for five minutes and he didn't crack.

@michaelcase8574 6 ай бұрын

I love it. Guillermo says to Jimmy...you're rich Jimmy! Don't be a cheap b**tard! LOL

@stratostatic 6 ай бұрын

Guillermo, the guy that has made it to millionaire status doing next to nothing.

@melbatoast667 6 ай бұрын

@@stratostatic Yeah, he should have been born into wealth like most rich people.

@loookaroundyou 6 ай бұрын

@@stratostaticWrong - making us laugh and smile on a regular basis - thank you Guillermo! You're the best!

@stratostatic 6 ай бұрын

I suppose if you're a drinker and smoke a lot of pot, Guillermo might be humorous somehow..

@ethezeeb 6 ай бұрын

@@stratostatic you've just described a very large portion of the American audience! Welcome to Hollywood entertainment! You've been entertained! Sorry, you personally didn't find his humor and jokes pleasing, but luckily, YOU don't have to pay him his paycheck, do you? He's busy working nightly and entertaining the stars on the red carpet, I don't think he cares much for your opinion of him.

@udntknomeXX 6 ай бұрын

If the "ppl" did nothing wrong on Jan 6, y blur their face? Otherwise we saw what we saw and that won't be changed 🙄

@kc4699 6 ай бұрын

Mike Johnson might be even scarier than Trump 😱

@annebiggins7180 6 ай бұрын

One scours the other one smiles that's the only difference!

@princequestly2218 6 ай бұрын

He’s definitely scarier than Kevin McCarthy, we thought we had it bad with him. This guy is way worse he’s basically Jim Jordan with a jacket.

@kikigirlkauai 6 ай бұрын

Love the duck and kid. Thank you for the humor in a crazy time. Peace and love

@eljaysmiley 6 ай бұрын

Jackson was the cutest little 78 year old!! 😅

@Opus313 6 ай бұрын

Mike Johnson only watches blurred adult movies too...

@Mondfischli 6 ай бұрын

...or maybe just PowerPoints 😂

@HylianFox3 6 ай бұрын

It's the only way he can get off.

@kimbercole2438 6 ай бұрын

Yeah but then his teenager finds out and lectures him, grounds him for two weeks..."dad if you don't want me to punish you - take me off your porn blocker as your accountability partner! There's stuff I just don't want to know about you!!!"

@bigtuna4984 6 ай бұрын

With his son

@kellygoodman4773 6 ай бұрын

He's only allowed to watch rated G movies or his phone alarm goes off.😆

@jrkc9218 6 ай бұрын

Omg that little kid was so cute! Give him the duck for Christmas!

@cherylpa527 6 ай бұрын

I have to say that little boy was the sweetest and purest soul❤❤❤

@samlunter5126 6 ай бұрын

That child was precious.

@stayhappylittlemermaid 6 ай бұрын

There is no gift like the present.

@alfredgeorge317 6 ай бұрын

Oooomph...😂🤣😂

@thaisstone5192 6 ай бұрын

OOOHHH. I see what you did there!!!

@sparkleplenty59 6 ай бұрын

Cutest thing EVER! Thank you, Jimmy. I needed that. ❤

@yanceyh.1850 6 ай бұрын

Wouldn't the DOJ have all the photos of that day at The Capital that they need especially after 2 years ?

@SynthiaVan 6 ай бұрын

Transparency with blurred faces = translucency

@gary-rr7jp 6 ай бұрын

Do you think red and blue makeup and horns would show up through a blur job though?

@davidlundquist1979 6 ай бұрын

Translucency... I'm guessing that was Lucille Ball's DJ name when she really got into Trance.

@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558 6 ай бұрын

Keep spinning till you hear glass break🤣

@kayeroskaft9619 6 ай бұрын

Mr. Johnson, I watched that day in real time.

@davidgoosen1633 6 ай бұрын

The radio is playing some forgotten song, Brenda Lee's coming on strong!! Golden earring, radar Love

@davidstrickler5362 6 ай бұрын

7:27 How's about she get nothing? How's about her parents drop her off at the homeless shelter for a day, where she can dish out bowls of soup instead ?

@abigailcaraballo2623 6 ай бұрын

Hilarious - true - but hilarious. Happy Holidays !

@elless4817 6 ай бұрын

Don’t underestimate women’s utter disgust in TFG. It’s not just his current and ex-wives that hate him.

@mariesmith8454 6 ай бұрын

Nice to see Jimmy & Guerlmo having a sweet interview with the little boy,

@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 6 ай бұрын

Putting Trump back into office is like hiring a guy to be the security guard of a bank he just got caught robbing.

@pgood7266 6 ай бұрын

Bad analogy, trump didn’t do anything wrong

@TonyG-ui1to 6 ай бұрын

pretty good analogy

@MelaniaMelanoma-xd5gs 6 ай бұрын

@@pgood7266 I thought TDS stood for Trump Deserves Sentencing.

@jasonbarnett7747 6 ай бұрын

Or in charge of babysitting Ivanka after he DATED her. Repeatedly.

@Crazanity_Official 6 ай бұрын

@@pgood7266 Says?

@coldcutcombo4704 6 ай бұрын

That kid has the same Christmas wishes that I do, and I’m 50.

@carollucci 6 ай бұрын

The little boy is adorable! Very well behaved too.

@Lynn.Panadero4242 6 ай бұрын

Man, I bought Cheney’s book yesterday. I didn’t know Snoop Dog had a cook book.

@jwanie366 6 ай бұрын

March 4 cannot come soon enough. It's long past time for Donald to be held accountable for the Insurrection

@mikestephens5200 6 ай бұрын

So true!

@ianb9028 6 ай бұрын

@@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 I am neither afraid not terrified. I do not believe in any god.

@adolfoescalante3008 6 ай бұрын

Be patient is only three months away

@minimutt1000 6 ай бұрын

Very sweet kid and the duck. ❤

@kellygoodman4773 6 ай бұрын

I'll bet MTG is pissed that her enemy Liz Cheney's book is #1 and hers is like # 6,732

@alrightyru 6 ай бұрын

Congrats Brenda Lee! Now let's work on The Pogues for Xmas week 🙌❄

@ernestcruz6316 6 ай бұрын

RIP Shane McGowan

@communitygardener17 6 ай бұрын

Mikey Johnson struggles with reality....or else he lies intentionally.

@sweett2185 6 ай бұрын

Both can be true for MAGA MIKE.

@jp13119 6 ай бұрын

He's drinking the kool-aid. The trip must be rough cuz he's doing both talking out of both sides of his mouth and his arse. Vote Blue 💙

@mariaangelova8275 6 ай бұрын

I am so thankful for people like Liz Chaney. Appreciate her book and her honesty at all times so, so much!

@BrattyBetty 6 ай бұрын

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple Black

@MrStaybrown 6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Republicans think they're the only ones with January 6th footage ?!?!

@isabelmauricio6394 5 ай бұрын

To be fair, you had to be there, and it was mostly republicans. 🤨

@CarsensMama36 6 ай бұрын

I really like this Elf reminder! 😂 My sons Elf, Skittles doesn’t do all the cool stuff everyone else’s does. He just moves, but for some reason, he forgets a lot. My son gets very mad. This is really helping me! 😂

@marih3286 6 ай бұрын

Mike Johnsons hiding something..

@sweett2185 6 ай бұрын

Oh, he is not hiding anything. He said the quiet part out loud.

@jeribryan5603 6 ай бұрын

His part of the insurrection???

@melt4769 6 ай бұрын

GOP, “Nothing criminal happened.” Also GOP, “We’re blurring the faces in order to protect the criminals.”

@Vohlfied 6 ай бұрын

@oofcloof 6 ай бұрын

Look up Owen Shroyer. He was convicted of “entering a restricted area” even though there was no evidence that he ever entered the Capitol building, and got 2 months of SOLITARY CONFINEMENT because of it. We’re not protecting criminals, we’re protecting citizens who are being targeted by a corrupt DOJ.

@2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal 6 ай бұрын

Republicans when crime happens: Then: *"SHOW THE PICTURE!!"* Now: "Uhm yea we will not be showing the picture of the January 6 thugs thank you thank you no more questions thank you."

@kjamison5951 6 ай бұрын

The innocence of children is precious. I hope that young lad goes far and does well!

@jaynorris3722 6 ай бұрын

Isn't it funny how the pearl clutching,law and order, what about the children crew, suddenly don't want laws, don't care about the nation future?? Maybe it's just me, but I think they aren't right in the head.

@visariosorino8034 6 ай бұрын

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍

@kathleenbrunswick1656 6 ай бұрын

Love you Jimmy Kimmell..Keep up the great work,,

@TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd 6 ай бұрын

OMFG THE "thank you"s at the end of her PP presentation are so, so real

@kathyhardin1168 6 ай бұрын

Pick Taylor Swift. She told her swifties to register to vote and 35,000 swifties did in one day. Go Taylor! VOTE BLUE! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

@Bluesbabesrv 6 ай бұрын

Good they registered to vote. Now follow through and actually vote.

@peegeman 6 ай бұрын

Looks like the girl with the PowerPoint wish list already has everything she needs. Jeez!

@SpaceForceCommander 6 ай бұрын

Guillermo’s gonna work out a lot on the pull-out couch.

@stratostatic 6 ай бұрын

He's an expert at holding down that bar stool on the side of the stage.

@recole374 6 ай бұрын

That little boy was the best part of the whole monolog ❤

@JBBost 6 ай бұрын

The kid with the PowerPoint presentation was absolutely adorable! I don't have a family so when I wake up on the 25th, nobody will care about me and I will try to exist through that!

@noxnext 6 ай бұрын

Hey! I‘m sure you have friends who do care about you?! Maybe you also have friends or older relatives that are also alone? Why not give them a call or visit and invite them to your home to celebrate together? Give some joy to someone else who is lonely and I‘m sure you will have a lovely Christmas too! Peace, joy and love from Munich, Germany! ✌️🙏🫶