Trump and Drunk Giuliani Cause an Insurrection & Putin’s Got a Poop Suitcase!
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2 жыл бұрынOn Friday night we conducted a very dumb experiment and asked people to tweet at Steph Curry before halftime saying that he had eaten a bug and a lot of people did, episode two of “CSI Can’t Believe Donald Trump’s Not in Jail Yet” took place in Washington, every reasonable person in Trump’s orbit told him he lost the election, an “apparently inebriated” Rudy Giuliani gave Donny the bone-headed idea to declare victory on election night, we help make the hearings a little more interesting with some filters, former Attorney General Bill Barr said Trump had become “detached from reality,” Andy Biggs of Arizona believes we have bigger chips to fry, Vladimir Putin reportedly travels with a suitcase to poop in, the Tony Awards took place in New York last night, and country music Superstar Luke Combs has managed to turn one of his hobbies into a lucrative endorsement deal.
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@alfredgeorge317 2 жыл бұрын
Kanye West, Kid Rock, Scott Baio, Ted Nugent, and an inebriated Rudy Giuliani....What could possibly go wrong?
@ronleight9341 2 жыл бұрын
Only the best people....
@errgag3580 2 жыл бұрын
.There was a time, back in the day when TREASON was punishable by DEATH. Man, those were the days!.
@mkelpie3513 2 жыл бұрын
Dumpster wanted to bring back firing squads and hangings...hmmm...might be more appropriate now.
@AaronCross760 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, Biden would've been hung back then for stealing the election.
@anotherthez7598 2 жыл бұрын
Oh Murica, thanks a million. From Europe with laughter, bc it's better than crying.
@richardcogbill6791 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jimmy for making us laugh a little in the midst of some really scary reality we're having to deal with in our country.
@oscargr_ 2 жыл бұрын
How many of these people who testified that Trump was off his rocker, will still support him if he runs in 2024?
@5150cappie 2 жыл бұрын
Every one of them.
@TheRealDeal130 2 жыл бұрын
@@5150cappie So true
@BJSteigner 2 жыл бұрын
Too many to list.
@TheAxe4Ever 2 жыл бұрын
How many of you idiots still support Biden who is STILL president and actually believe he won?
@austkeat 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t really blame them when the alternative is biden. I mean that guy has been objectively terrible by every measure. Sure Trump had some mean tweets, but at least Americans were prospering. But hey, I guess the left is alright with skyrocketing costs of literally everything as long as they don’t have to read some mean tweets!
@bmac85north 2 жыл бұрын
A narcissist will never admit they are wrong!!
@vibradiant 2 жыл бұрын
The writer who came up with "IC-BM" deserves a raise & an Emmy nomination.
@keyfield8967 2 жыл бұрын
hopefully Putin will have a few leftover for the 'fruited plain...lol
@ravi4846 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Rudy's lawyers are going to use the same defense that Tucker's lawyers did.... "But your honor, surely no reasonable person can believe anything that my client says"
@calinasagilitypartner4444 2 жыл бұрын
unfortunately, Fox viewers believe everything Tucker says. I used to work for a lady who watched Fox 98% of the time. I wouldn't go in the TV room to watch TV with the lady when Fox was on. And another lady I know thinks Tucker is great. She actually tries to start fights with me, but I refuse to take the bait.
@lowellpack9465 2 жыл бұрын
Wen u vote for a clown u get a circus... Trump is going to jail
@lillyanderson3623 2 жыл бұрын
@ Lowell Pack I hope so 🤞🤞🤞
@kimclarke5018 2 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@MDA-uu8lw 2 жыл бұрын
Well put
@johnherring4394 2 жыл бұрын
I think we need to keep our expectations realistic. Trump DESERVES to be in jail but when allow someone to be elected president....they are not going to jail. The most that we can hope for is he is never allowed to run for president again and gets sued into oblivion. People under Trump? They are going to jail.
@Ghost-dy9sf 2 жыл бұрын
What laws did he break?
@javtimestwo 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine paying $250m to a man that you don’t know, for a reason that you know didn’t happen. Then complains about gas prices
@purezamagno3135 2 жыл бұрын
They are crazy Magats.
@BBradshawProductions 2 жыл бұрын
Think Trump suckered his voters for over $430 million dollars.
@5150cappie 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yes. Good, Jav.
@kaseycorriveau734 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine talking about wall for 2 years not to get it built but big guy Brandon passes not one but two stimulus bills for over 30 trill
@purezamagno3135 2 жыл бұрын
@@kaseycorriveau734 yes Mexican refused to pay for it! Are you ok now Magats!
@michaelderosier3505 2 жыл бұрын
Imaging if Donny walked free because he got advice from an inebriated lawyer! 😂…what am I saying. Donny is already walking free because the US has no justice system for the wealthy.
@boober4413 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the party of small government & "hands off" corporations are now complaining about actions of privately held companies. As if none of us are smart enough to know that they have spent decades fighting laws and putting safeguards in place to allow companies to do what they are doing now. How much bullshit are meant to take?
@calinasagilitypartner4444 2 жыл бұрын
Repubes aren't for small government and being hands off. they want to be very involved in people's sex lives and dictating exactly who can vote. they are desparate to take rights away. They also want to destroy public education which serves 90% of our kids. they are all about people being required to pay for rights. they complain about higher education, too. they complain about socialism, but Trump introduced a lot of so ialism between wanting to lock everyone up(they get an attorney on our dime), he wanted to build a stupid wall on our dime, he increased our taxes due to his stupid tariffs, and when farmers suffered due to his stupid tariffs, Trump used our money to pay the farmers. And he gave massive tax cuts to the rich. Having said all that, you notice that the Repubes didn't care about that. But when a Dem wants to help the majority of people with an infrastructure plan, then it's socialism. I freaking hate far far right Repubes.
@GPLP335 2 жыл бұрын
I watched the hearing this morning and you have all the advisors, staff, lawyers, etc. giving Trump the straight story but of course Trump choses to listen to the drunk guy because he liked his story and plan better. You can't make this up.
@mikethompson2745 2 жыл бұрын
2000 Mules. Multiple people identified have already plead guilty including a former congressman and a former mayor. Lets also ignore the NYT article that straight up admitted to using various techniques to "fortify" the election. Lets also ignore how PA courts ruled mail in voting was done illegally, not once but twice. First time turned over during the count, second time quietly well after the fact. Or Fulton Country GA (not PA) being caught on camera and audited with photos of double and triple counting, with more than enough to have turned over the election. Etc etc... but hey, the people on TV told you lies and you believe them so they must be right.
@sandy60 2 жыл бұрын
He Was gonna do it no matter what, he just wants yes men all around him telling him what he wants to hear and following his lies
@Mikathedog100 2 жыл бұрын
they're treading carefully, I presume, because they don't want a civil war. However looking at youtube video views for the hearing today, they've gone up much faster than last weeks. I'm guessing the same is happening on television ratings. Trump's ripped off a lot of people, both financially and with his lies. Things are about to turn, I suspect.
@scotttavernier720 2 жыл бұрын
You can’t make up that Brandon approval rating is lower than trump hahahahahaha
@maryarchibald8803 2 жыл бұрын
Typical move. His followers swallowed all of his lies because he told them what they wanted to hear. Lies repeated over and over again. Fascism straight out of the play book.
@mikeoxbig9392 2 жыл бұрын
“I told you so.” - Michael Cohen
@lisalisa1435 2 жыл бұрын
The pregnant pause ⏸️ from Kushner spoke volumes ,😳💥💯
@barbarachandler4430 2 жыл бұрын
Great monologue, very funny!
@kellythomas5392 2 жыл бұрын
Hello Barbara how are you doing today.
@walterflorio549 2 жыл бұрын
How did Rudy ever become a lawyer when he clearly never passes a bar?
@IguanaOfLove 2 жыл бұрын
The only thing he's passing now is well..
@carollittlewind6581 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@dutchdna 2 жыл бұрын
The same way Trump got his "degree"....they had someone else pass the exam.
@gagecarlsen3872 2 жыл бұрын
Good one! Lol
@boomshakalaka415 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment! 👋🥇😅
@elizabethellis9062 2 жыл бұрын
So sorry to Barr and all the other enablers, that orange stain doesn’t wash off.
@johnalsop2303 2 жыл бұрын
Funny!
@nathiandavault2171 2 жыл бұрын
I know who the expert at stains you can ask, JOE BIDEN. The demented dummy you voted in literally poops his pants every 3 days.
@kellythomas5392 2 жыл бұрын
Hello Elizabeth how are you doing today.
@nathiandavault2171 2 жыл бұрын
@@kellythomas5392 she's still in need of a mental evaluation, and probably you too creepy old man
@catherinequihuiz9691 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy I love getting my news from you, your so dang funny I can't stop laughing. thanks Jimmy you rock.
@skeeburton3360 2 жыл бұрын
Yes the best
@danablack9898 2 жыл бұрын
Paul Pelosi says “hold my beer” while I drive
@kellythomas5392 2 жыл бұрын
Hello Dana how are you doing today.
@robertzeitz3924 2 жыл бұрын
The guy who carries Putin's briefcase is his #2 man
@IguanaOfLove 2 жыл бұрын
He's got a better job than the one that was holding Donald McDoody's suitcase.
@froydinger 2 жыл бұрын
@@IguanaOfLove no he just wears a diaper lol
@LIONTAMER3D 2 жыл бұрын
ZING!
@robertzeitz3924 2 жыл бұрын
@@LIONTAMER3D crappy joke, I know.
@divine1052 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@lukechandra6233 2 жыл бұрын
Guiliani is the second most embarrassing New Yorker ever.
@janc8199 2 жыл бұрын
You must be the first.
@jb8801 2 жыл бұрын
LOL. Just curious. Who's the first?
@Bouddica 2 жыл бұрын
@@jb8801 Donald Trump lol
@mikaahoni1097 2 жыл бұрын
@@janc8199 you don’t even know if they’re from New York Jesus this was an embarrassing attempt
@sinetteiversen9978 2 жыл бұрын
Though concutrent to the twice impeached,insurrectionist ,Putin puppet traitor.
@86Imok 2 жыл бұрын
Thank god for Jimmy Kimmel. People would have just forgotten about Trump and he would have disappeared if it wasn't for Kimmel. He sees to it that the topic Trump is always present and still has a chance to run for president again. Thanks!
@caseyquillen6073 2 жыл бұрын
You should watch the Colbert segment about how Trump fleeced his sheep (that’s you) for $250,000,000. He sure does love the uneducated!
@claudiaihl6692 Жыл бұрын
I want to see a biopic of Rudi played by Robert Duvall
@RobotoSan 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine the kind of -brilliance- incompetence it takes to actively choose the drunk guy over Team Normal.
@jackharrison7613 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that they needed to have Team Normal v. Team Rudy. This was in your White House.
@justjackie7272 2 жыл бұрын
Remember when Trump choose Putin over his own American Intelligence Department When someone shows you who they are Believe them !
@stumblingmumbler 2 жыл бұрын
@@justjackie7272 pepperidge farms remembers
@lydiawhy7547 2 жыл бұрын
Imaging what Putin whispered in his ear 🤔
@Rhiannon011 2 жыл бұрын
Roboto trump always sticks with people that will do his bidding and lie along with and "for" him and therein lies the main situation that happened. trump didn't want to hear any of the truth and in his sociopathic delusional psyche he won, no matter how insane or crazy that sounds a sociopath will NEVER I mean NEVER accept that they lost at anything. Those "grifters" that did his bidding it's on them and all of them should go to prison for life for almost letting trump destroy our democracy and country!
@Opus313 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, if I was Rudy, I would be drunk all the time too...
@mandradyal1031 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@nicklindberg90 2 жыл бұрын
I'd drink so much it leaks out of my head
@FlecheNoire07 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, let's call him: "Crazy Giuliani"
@miketipton5001 2 жыл бұрын
@@nicklindberg90 that explains a lot princess
@Maplelust 2 жыл бұрын
amazing that he's still alive. anyone would drink constantly if they were him.. including him! yet here is, 87 years old and still wasted all the time.
@hrhamada1982 2 жыл бұрын
they're called "street tacos" size, Andy
@kdawson020279 2 жыл бұрын
As a person who remembers Rudy circa 2001, an admittedly controversial mayor who rose to the challenge, this has been the Elvis death on the toilet for America's Mayor.
@edwardrichardson7076 Жыл бұрын
On 9/11 the firemen's radios didn't work. Giuliani is responsible for so many deaths!!
@user-dg9pu4pe9d 2 жыл бұрын
The Four Seasons debacle is so ridiculous that it seems like something Borat would be behind.
@congoballs9725 2 жыл бұрын
when your lawyer needs a lawyer you got a problem
@therealhousewifeofballtown 2 жыл бұрын
MAGA= My Attorneys Get Attorneys
@barrywalls7175 2 жыл бұрын
'Alright Rudy, hold that thought!' 😆
@alanbrookes6637 2 жыл бұрын
I feel sure Jared used to star in “Thunderbird’s are go”
@bonghunezhou5051 2 жыл бұрын
_Tipsy Rudy_ was once upon a time known as "america's mayor". Now, after his implausible presidential bid and his association with that sore loser, he has become America's Punchline!
@5150cappie 2 жыл бұрын
That's optimistic.
@icariums1596 2 жыл бұрын
God bless President Trump and President Putin.
@bonghunezhou5051 2 жыл бұрын
@@icariums1596 Donnie & Vladdie, birds of a feather! ☹
@icariums1596 2 жыл бұрын
@@bonghunezhou5051 alpha and sigma male
@zepptar 2 жыл бұрын
Yup keep focusing on Rudy…. And not the economy right in front of you. Must be nice to live in the sand.
@Drums-ve8on 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know Giuliani was a drunk until I saw him sober once. Just once.
@xy6845 2 жыл бұрын
How long ago was that?
@jcoopes5604 2 жыл бұрын
When he was mayor! He probably started after 9/11!
@Toywins 2 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Paine 😂😂😂
@eemage9476 2 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Paine Sure he did. He also when to Mars looking for evidence about Hillary and her ring of slave kids working in a mine.
@mikerodriguez4770 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@davebeningfield 2 жыл бұрын
"What if he goes to another continent?" Would he then be incontinent?
@Fiat_justitia_ruat_caelum 2 жыл бұрын
If this wasn’t a parody I would still be convinced it was a parody! How can u make more fun of this?!?!? 😂
@sandrariley2818 2 жыл бұрын
If Garland doesn't put trump in prison after seeing this then he is blind.
@TheresaLyonhart 2 жыл бұрын
Or he’s the same kind of criminal.
@dthom4719 2 жыл бұрын
And inept
@BJSteigner 2 жыл бұрын
Blind as a bat if you know this
@johnandrezze2190 2 жыл бұрын
let's put the Biden crime syndicate in jail FJB
@willman9567 2 жыл бұрын
Trump isn't going to prison the same way the Clinton's didn't. People on both sides are delusional.
@samboelliott1 2 жыл бұрын
Australia here. This is my favourite Jimmy
@13juju 2 жыл бұрын
Me To, Gooooooooooo Jimmy K.
@andremadeira6916 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy fallon falls way behind
@007diego2 2 жыл бұрын
It’s astounding the people who were in charge of this country and their lack of character. Character’s important, it’s huge. I hate people who have no moral compass.
@bigcity2085 2 жыл бұрын
You can re-arrange the letters in " no moral compass"....and come up with the explanation.(pretty sure).
@nyc4max 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy may therefore plead not guilty to all charges against him by reason of "insobriety." Trust him when he responds " I don't recall".
@kimbrey65 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe that's why Trump went to Rudy, because he knew he'd be too drunk to recall what was said, or comprehend what was said.
@andersonm87 2 жыл бұрын
Those filters nearly killed me laughin and choking 😂
@user-dv6nh3mu3y 2 жыл бұрын
Sleepaway camp filter
@TheresaLyonhart 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I die…
@driver2909 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@rawdog-nq4nf 2 жыл бұрын
attack on titan filter
@kalabangle6450 2 жыл бұрын
About 5mins in those filters were hilarious! Thanks again KImmel and crew.
@japhetzayas7194 2 жыл бұрын
There was a delay in Trump's reaction to testimony that Giuliani was drunk on election night because he had to look up the word "inebriated" first.
@diverdownaaron 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, wait; the orange skid mark knows how to use a dictionary?
@atributeforyoullc 2 жыл бұрын
The filters... I haven't laughed this hard in years
@jacobalten 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!! Comedy at its best…..
@mjkay8660 2 жыл бұрын
crudy rudy drunk & drooly
@pumpkinspice7864 2 жыл бұрын
If I was that lady standing behind Guiliani when the hair dye was running down his face I would be on the floor, Grown man making such a fool of himself.
@IguanaOfLove 2 жыл бұрын
You think she would if it was dripping down his leg?
@pumpkinspice7864 2 жыл бұрын
@@IguanaOfLove the world we are living in today it wouldn't be a crime if she did.
@markwilliams2620 2 жыл бұрын
That's Jenna Ellis Esq. Yep, she's an attorney. She still drinks the Trump-aid.
@worldcitizeng6507 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently he can't afford a barber for basic haircut and color
@ChrisAlbertH47 2 жыл бұрын
If it had happened to a kind, sympathetic, principled man, we would've been generous. But since it's Rudy Giuliani... yeah, lets laugh at him 😂
@marvwatkins7029 2 жыл бұрын
The way things are going, Trump will start drinking soon...and A LOT! Bottoms up, Donald.
@marion3386 2 жыл бұрын
He is off his wricking rocker!!!!! Please lock him up!!!!!!!!
@pkmcburroughs 2 жыл бұрын
What's amazing to me is how Rudy rubbed a handkerchief all over his head and face and yet someone managed to miss sopping up the rivers of hair dye running from his ears to his chin.
@To_Live_Is_To_Suffer 2 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Paine He never won.. he's the only one who's stolen/tried to steal elections...
@MellowMaromi 2 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Paine Good Lord, dude, go get a girlfriend or something. Stop licking Rudy's dye and maybe get some help. Where did Biden touch you?
@TroIIingThemSoftly 2 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Paine LMFAO, you trolls are bottom-of-the-barrel at this point.
@TroIIingThemSoftly 2 жыл бұрын
Day-drinking will do that to you.
@christopherwelch136 2 жыл бұрын
🤢
@superman1081 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy looks like Klaus Kinski's 1979 "Nosferatu". Or could it be, that he looks more like "Count Chocula" ?!!!!
@bobg8378 2 жыл бұрын
I'll take mean tweets and affordable gas and groceries over this nightmare
@edwardrichardson7076 11 ай бұрын
Guliani lied about the fire dept. radios on 9/11 and now has to stay drunk to live with himself. So many firemen died!
@bbbbbb5004 2 жыл бұрын
Wow. We had a baby running the country and alcoholic lawyer,
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
An alcoholic desperately trying to budge in and involve himself...🙄
@bbbbbb5004 2 жыл бұрын
@Bill Goodman F ..both of them
@geekdiggy 2 жыл бұрын
"he thinks footnotes are what got him out of vietnam" that deserved a much bigger laugh
@hopesprings4155 2 жыл бұрын
They didn't get it.
@sawtooth808 2 жыл бұрын
@@hopesprings4155 oh yes, r://whooosh
@peaceloveharmony7213 2 жыл бұрын
@@00bankz24 What a surprise! Someone supporting a self-righteous scoundrel who has been insulting people and calling them names for YEARS - even when that immature imbecile was POTUS - can’t recognize that they support the most famous insulting name-caller in history.
@oldrrocr 2 жыл бұрын
the real question is" Now that you know the truth, will you support trump again? Start using your remarkable brain to separate the facts from the BS ? (BIG LIES, especially designed to separate you from your money and fund a monster) It's okay to admit you were wrong...
@robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 2 жыл бұрын
@@00bankz24 850+ of you MAGAts have been identified from the events of jan 6. Some of you have been arrested, tried in court, CONVICTED and are in prison for terms ranging from four years to 20+. All because you chose to believe t.Rump, who knew he lost but lied. And you MAGAts, too afraid to think for yourselves, believed him. Stay in mommie’s basement, nitwit.
@r.flores9569 2 жыл бұрын
I use to admire this man Giuliani....back in 9/11 ...for supporting, the people of New York city....... unfortunately greed got the best of him......
@aarontaylor2807 2 жыл бұрын
I think Kimmel should invite trump and giuliani on his show!!
@doobiejones9388 2 жыл бұрын
I saw Luke at Talladega a few years ago. I vote democrat but I live in Alabama. Nascar and country music are awesome. You'd be surprised at how many southern guys listen to Trey Crowder. Skew!😎
@BC25citizen 2 жыл бұрын
Trae and Corey might have written that fish skit. 😁
@Suemack24 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy it’s so head-banging-on-a-wall frustrating that what the world saw and heard hasn’t been charged, convicted and locked away forever by now.
@jcoopes5604 2 жыл бұрын
Consequences are coming! DOJ is paying attention!
@kellythomas5392 2 жыл бұрын
Hello Sue how are you doing today.
@ChineduOpara 2 жыл бұрын
Politics and money
@Mayelito7 2 жыл бұрын
I saw that “pull out” joke coming but still cracked me up! 😂😂😂
@erwinsm10 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah like when Biden pulled out of Afghanistan , really funny huh ? Americans still abandoned .
@Mayelito7 2 жыл бұрын
@@erwinsm10 That joke had absolutely nothing to do with that, but since you mention it…It was first Trump’s idea to do it, (about the only good idea he had, but never executed)… and it was the right move… it would be more of a waste of life and resources to stay there. If a fire is burning down your house, you don’t keep throwing matches and gasoline at it. This has also been one of the few good things Biden has done. Poorly executed, but the right thing nonetheless.
@sugarcookiecube 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy keeps me sane. Thanks Jimmy!
@gloriaf6971 2 жыл бұрын
There was a time when Rudy appeared to be an intelligent attorney. How he became the clown he is now is a mystery. Probably it was the company he was keeping, namely Trump!!
@mrblonde1264 2 жыл бұрын
I can see the path he took,he likes the finer things in life,spent a lot of time in expensive hotels n cigar bars being gladhanded by the mega rich,the ones with homes in the Hamptons so ol Rudy just been driven by greed to prostitute his dignity.And by a traitor.
@opheliasarnyeneh6566 2 жыл бұрын
You're right! It is said that "One is the product of ones environment.
@annek1226 2 жыл бұрын
He spent far too much time on the pile! That did it! Puff!
@johnkirkman2849 2 жыл бұрын
From America's mayor to America's joke 🤣
@amyd7794 2 жыл бұрын
Alcoholism is a progressive disease
@Leonaza7 2 жыл бұрын
So, Donald the Stable Genius thought Rudy the Drunk a more reliable reporter than the rest of these men? Harddeeeharhar.
@victorianmelody46 2 жыл бұрын
I only hire the best people. Donald Trump
@grantsmythe8625 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy does the drinking and thinking for ConDon.
@angelaveale3615 2 жыл бұрын
This ☝️
@Oooo-bi7bi 2 жыл бұрын
He knows the bigly words.
@roseromans8497 2 жыл бұрын
"Only the best people"
@ravi4846 2 жыл бұрын
If your office has a "Team Normal", I think it's time to look for another job...
@midnighto.g7677 2 жыл бұрын
Should have put that filter on when he did Rudy's piece 🤣🤣
@thebrain3546 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy Giuliani will probably say that he was so drunk that he didn’t know what happened.
@danmcgriff1421 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if that's the defense Nancy Pelosi's husband will use
@IguanaOfLove 2 жыл бұрын
That's what Lindsey Graham says the morning after.
@irongoatrocky2343 2 жыл бұрын
@@IguanaOfLove shouldn't that be Missy Graham?
@michaelclary2267 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, well his leadership during 911 was amazing!
@julessoto137 2 жыл бұрын
And Pelosi's 82 year old DUI husband? Hypocrits. Your all a big joke to the real world. Hey Jimmy, I found your binky.
@VeronikaJelencsrecnozivljenje 2 жыл бұрын
Omg, those filters. I'm gonna have nightmares 🤣
@samuelrappley6968 2 жыл бұрын
It's time for government to pass laws that if you are a idiot, you can not be in any kind of position of authority. Or any position that effects humans or animals. Rudy,Rudy, Rudy. Bad grandpa 👴
@maribelcaudillo258 2 жыл бұрын
Mr. Kimmel, please do not leave us, ever.
@Jimsac8 2 жыл бұрын
LOCK TRUMP UP, LOCK TRUMP UP
@jean2479 2 жыл бұрын
Giuliani makes me cringe!
@Ghost-Mama 2 жыл бұрын
Those face filters! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. You can’t unsee that! Omg 😳 the ivanka filter 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@joesilva2184 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao, that's not him drinking, that's him doing coke?😐🤗😳🤔🤬😷😒🤕😧😱
@lindadeal3344 2 жыл бұрын
This is why we watch Jimmy Kimmel!!!
@miketipton5001 2 жыл бұрын
Why
@dennisfleming7772 2 жыл бұрын
keep watching the punk.. when the mini revolution hopefully Kimmel will be on the front lines. Pathetic. great ratings Jimmy. Punk azz.
@danmcgriff1421 2 жыл бұрын
Would he even have a show without Trump I've never seen it
@notsure1969 2 жыл бұрын
The way you can tell that Rudy is drunk is if it is a day.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 жыл бұрын
or night. Also night.
@jacquiepick5055 2 жыл бұрын
WE DON'T WORRY ABOUT DAY WITH PELOSI. SHES DRUNK EVERYDAY STUMBLING AROUND THE HOUSE BUT KIMMEL IS OKAY WITH THAT. RULES FIR THEE BUT NOT KE IS TRUE
@larryj3164 2 жыл бұрын
The same way stumbles and mumbles became a lawyer lol lollol remember he graduated top of his class lol lol lol oops! No way am I gonna have my kids go to school in a racial jungle lol lol let’s see if you can trip up Air Force One again tomorrow America should be so proud of the stumble
@ChrisAlbertH47 2 жыл бұрын
Rambling nonsensically is his default setting, so I honestly can't tell him sober from drunk
@maryelizabeth6797 2 жыл бұрын
How can you sat that? People drink at night also.
@cherp7522 2 жыл бұрын
These lies are getting comical!!! Oh, he is a comedian.
@emilycurtis5588 2 жыл бұрын
how are you doing today?
@johnsteele5836 2 жыл бұрын
I had to hit pause on the 'ICBM' topic. Cracked me up!
@teresitauy5532 2 жыл бұрын
Jared kushner is like a robot , every time somebody pulls a string he opens his mouth .
@kickazz999 2 жыл бұрын
Property if duh House of Knives
@divine1052 2 жыл бұрын
Do you mean a puppet?🙂
@Freepalestine155 2 жыл бұрын
Ok so it act or it talks like nut cracker i bought from tj maxx last xrismas
@hankhillsurethra 2 жыл бұрын
Dude is a eunuch
@movesky6696 2 жыл бұрын
jared kushner dose he go in day light / at night time
@willkuss5374 2 жыл бұрын
He sure doesn't shop at a grocery store. One day ago the pack I bought was the normal size.
@bigcity2085 2 жыл бұрын
I buy my tortillas fresh from a carneceria....why any one would buy old rubbery tortillas from a grocery store, is beyond me.There are Hispanic grocery stores everywhere...go in there people....live a little.
@richardcantin412 2 жыл бұрын
Tortilla crime!! Better call the gazpacho police!!
@maxhammertruth 2 жыл бұрын
Giuliani 🤷🏼♂️ I thought he had our back. 🤷🏼♂️
@hazelanderson1479 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot, Jimmy! That filter spot made me snort my coffee all over my clean shirt!!
@nickmiller6687 2 жыл бұрын
I NEED the name of that filter!
@frankpaisley6799 2 жыл бұрын
same here. haha
@kingjamos2422 2 жыл бұрын
@Joel N That statement may have had some weight to it if the former president wasn't less articulate. Don't pretend that he didn't goof up many times.
@marciamcgrath4953 2 жыл бұрын
😄
@kingjamos2422 2 жыл бұрын
@Joel N You do know that he has poked fun of Biden many times, right?
@tubruton 2 жыл бұрын
When the story about Putin's poop suitcase came out, I immediately thought of Senator Ron Johnson.
@paveljakl 2 жыл бұрын
Why?
@paveljakl 2 жыл бұрын
@Merril R ?
@paveljakl 2 жыл бұрын
@Merril R 🤨
@sharonnagle5782 2 жыл бұрын
My god the size of tortillas has shrunk. Like 10 years ago! They don’t care if you want to make enchiladas. You can only make street tacos anymore.
@angiesunnie8469 2 жыл бұрын
The United States is like when you wake up after hard partying and people tell you all the crazy stuff you did. 😳🇺🇸
@kellythomas5392 2 жыл бұрын
Hello Angie how are you doing today.
@Leonaza7 2 жыл бұрын
Breaking: Trump releases 12-page response to Jan. 6 hearing Me: Trump has never written nor has read anything 12 pages long in his life.
@Ghost-dy9sf 2 жыл бұрын
you mean trump the successful multi billionaire?
@no-cv4dx 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ghost-dy9sf That's another grift. For *decades*, he's overinflated his assets to banks and the public, meanwhile devaluing to the government for tax purposes. How much money does Trump have left from his daddy? No one really knows. It could be all tied up in debt and he effectively owns nothing.
@simaii820 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ghost-dy9sf lol that's a big assumption. You can't even verify how much he's not worth because of his lack of valid tax returns. Plus half his loans are from Russia. Trump sons words not mine. Maybe he's just another Russian oligarch holding putins purse string. Ie putins bitc...
@tomwolf4148 2 жыл бұрын
Very funny. Did you give him some of that $250 million??????
@Ghost-dy9sf 2 жыл бұрын
@@simaii820 Lol that's a big assumption. - Your comment is literally a reply to yourself.
@dublinjazz1 2 жыл бұрын
OMG those filters🤣
@brumhilda52 2 жыл бұрын
I just want them to find ANYTHING that will put trump in prison so we never have to worry about him , ever again. PLEASE ...end the craziness
@christopherwelch136 2 жыл бұрын
“Footnotes are what got him out of Vietnam.” Brilliant.
@zoltore23 2 жыл бұрын
Giuliani's defense: "I only drink when I'm alone or with someone".
@merlindamarquez7577 2 жыл бұрын
Which is 24/7. Lmao!!
@jeffjohnson7683 2 жыл бұрын
I call him Rudy Ghouliani.
@MLIOGJXNUYAT 2 жыл бұрын
"... just off I-90" was so quick and at the end; I hope people didn't miss it. And it's about time someone came up with an alternative to Bass Pro Shop.
@catwalks7848 2 жыл бұрын
oh h-e-double toothpick, forget Haw river, go for Fuquay if you want T-town. Too, too funny!
@doody9326 2 жыл бұрын
Where do I find that filter? So hilarious, watched it twice 🤣🤣
@towedarray7217 2 жыл бұрын
The filters thing… oh my good God. That was hilarious! I hope that’s not the first or last time we see Jimmy do that segment. That made me laugh so hard.
@IncrediblyDaniel 2 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh so hard I watched it twice lol. I’d watch the whole thing like that
@The_Christ_Angel 2 жыл бұрын
If non religious and normal people say the phrase “something told me that was going to happen” or “I had a feeling that was going to happen”, at what age and place does a Cujo Mortal human learn to convert that phrase into “God told me something was going to happen”? If the door you look at or the window you look at is a thing. And GOD is also things, Then “something told me xyz might happen” is more accurate and closer to GOD.
@shereehardrath3486 2 жыл бұрын
Me too! Good old fashioned belly laugh out loud!
@blueshirtguy2390 2 жыл бұрын
We can see that you're easily amused.
@chesterdiaz4382 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@wendydeclue8928 2 жыл бұрын
I JUST MOVED TO FULTON MS AND IM SHOCKED THAT THE ANIMALS ONLY HAVE A OUTSIDE POUND AT THE DUMP....ITS LITERALLY JUST CAGES OUTSIDE IN ALL THE WEATHER...I KNOW YOUR BIG ADVOCATE FOR ANIMALS THESE BABIES NEED A INSIDE POUND. ...PLEASE EVERYONE HELP ME SPREAD THIS! PLEASE
@kellythomas5392 2 жыл бұрын
Hello Wendy how are you doing today.
@DavidfromBA 2 жыл бұрын
🙄 Cheeto-in-Chief disregards the people in his own cabinet practically begging him to do what's right for once, listening instead to a shameless, bumbling, boozing sycophant who lapsed into self-parody ages ago. Some things never change.
@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850 2 жыл бұрын
It's called the Poo Tin.
@fadingstarlight8 2 жыл бұрын
That ICBM joke deserved a much stronger response. Hilarious.
@diverdownaaron 2 жыл бұрын
I think that the setup was long, and clumsy. That is why the joke didn't land.
@54mgtf22 2 жыл бұрын
History - Benedict Arnold is America’s greatest traitor Trump - Hold my diet coke. Nobody knows more about traitoring than me
@donshults7772 2 жыл бұрын
At least Arnold was a decorated field commander. He made a terrible decision out of vanity and being overlooked. Trump never did anything selfless or with any level of virtue
@nathiandavault2171 2 жыл бұрын
I guess it's better to make fun of the previous, no-wars, no shortages,and low gas prices,. president than have to actually accept you voted in the monstrosity, demented president we have now.
@keshaartis8365 2 жыл бұрын
@@nathiandavault2171 Yet only one of these men was both a president and a traitor. 💁🏽♀️
@nathiandavault2171 2 жыл бұрын
@@keshaartis8365 lol, who? Or you just making up stuff and believing everything from the same people who brought us Jussie Smullett, Covington Kid, and 2 years of Trump/Russia? Lol.
@lizpedano1542 2 жыл бұрын
@@keshaartis8365 He’s uneducated he wouldn’t know the difference lol 😆
@MaryAnnNytowl 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, those filters made it worse, not better, LOL! And, as a lifelong fisherman, that last bit was even more disturbing.
@lisaflynn5542 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the Filters Jimmy!!
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