I love that Opie thought Patrice was laughing at his story when he was just laughing at how awful Opie is at telling a story.
@thefruitofaliens6 жыл бұрын
The next time I'm having trouble falling asleep on a plane, I'm just going to listen to Opie telling this story until my brain wills itself unconscious.
@theflanman4204205 жыл бұрын
Annoyed Person that was an awesome comment
@CraigStCyrPlus Жыл бұрын
"wHaT tHe Ef?"
@schimenti1 Жыл бұрын
My goodness that was painful.
@jayrizzle92263 ай бұрын
Be careful if the plane hears opie its probable that it will voluntarily send itself into a nosedive.
@charliepeterson81716 жыл бұрын
Opie on the plane.. "Ladies and gentlemen please listen to the boarding instructions" "HOLD IN HOLD ON HOLD ON LETS TAKE A CALL!"
@psychicandice4 жыл бұрын
MONGO! Mongo the trucker in Dallas what’s up, MAHNGO?
@rls01233 ай бұрын
Let’s go to Snowy in 4C!! SNOWAYYY!!! Whatcha got!!
@Randy-Bobandy2 жыл бұрын
Opies that unfunny "friend" we all have in the crew with no social skills who says cringey shit that you have to help out and begrudgingly agree with, throw a courtesy laugh their way and change the subject immediately. Its exhausting af and Ant and Jimmy did this for almost a decade, Kudos to them both for lasting as long as they did with such a hack 👏
@jonallen7619 Жыл бұрын
Lol I bet ur that guy
@Randy-Bobandy Жыл бұрын
@@jonallen7619 Opie, is that you??
@jonallen7619 Жыл бұрын
@@Randy-Bobandy lol ur comment tells me ur as unoriginal as Opie u loser bum lmao
@doodleydoo27452 жыл бұрын
Now I get why there are so many videos on KZfaq without Opie.
@920WASHBURN Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine being taken out of your own show?
@Ed-pn9id6 жыл бұрын
Longest freakin story that goes nowhere.
@bap94162 жыл бұрын
No opie please set up the story again the exact same way I didn’t get it the first 7 times. What an absolute dope
@andyznuff6 жыл бұрын
Most dragged out novel ever.
@dc0183 жыл бұрын
"no honestly, come on, I feel like we're pretty honest on this show" surrounded by comedians but unable to take a joke 😂
@tobymcgroby89672 жыл бұрын
Qualifiers are Opie's tell🙈 "Honestly, To be honest with ya..." bullshit alert. If you manage to make it through that awful story, you can tell how self absorbed Opie is
@t100base6 жыл бұрын
opie tells a story like a girl
@Gobbersmack6 жыл бұрын
Tells a joke like a girl too.
@lylechippah8586 жыл бұрын
Takes a joke like a girl too
@freedtheflask6 жыл бұрын
Tasty boobs like a girl too.
@t100base6 жыл бұрын
yup
@TheAgentmigs6 жыл бұрын
For real....like just tell the fucking story!
@vlexanderson54544 жыл бұрын
And I’m like “WHAT THE F”
@ahm426 жыл бұрын
"WWAAAT THA EFFFF?"
@FoSho9492 жыл бұрын
HOLY ESSS 🤢
@Fluer-de-Lis3 жыл бұрын
I never listened to them when they were on the air and now only listen to them to hear patrices voice. Whenever I hear Opie for longer than three minutes, I wonder how everyone around wasn’t pulling their hair out. He was so self absorbed and entitled. He was so unfunny always talking about “good radio” or “keep the bit going”. He never let anything flow. He was always obviously business and the only time they were allowed to be unstructured was when he was talking about his own personal Life. Whenever anyone discussed their own personal lives he managed to rudely interrupt or being completely awkward.
@ScottsOnTheRottenCotton3 жыл бұрын
vickivale83 leave it alone...... I’ve had the same experience, “Nopie” shows are the diamonds in the rough.
@Godzilla00X6 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the time Patrice implied to Opie that his wife was only with him cause of his money, and Opie got really defensive. Was great, wish I could find it again.
@joeyslap4262 жыл бұрын
No, he was implying that Opie's rap to women should come from the angle "I'm Opie, from the Opie and Anthony show". Not his Gregg Hughes, lame ass normie approach. He was trying to tell Opie he should embrace the fact he's a successful prick
@MedroffYT2 жыл бұрын
Wow so wrong 😑
@jamesfleming29096 жыл бұрын
How are Sirius going to survive with the loss such a talented board op
@whiskeyroast83026 жыл бұрын
Oh god, what an awful nothing story. He thought he had a bit, but couldn't even squeeze any funny out of it. And you know the entire trip back he was thinking of quips and lines like, "...and all was right with the world." Meanwhile Ant comes up with funny lines like "you stepped right over her on the way back to your seat."
@brandonobaza86106 жыл бұрын
This flight's pilot: "This is your captain speakin'..." "...lotta switches in here, man!"
@___717.6 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Mr. Dov Davidoff
@fudgicle10862 жыл бұрын
A multimillionaire wearing a clip-on bow tie to his own wedding. Opie never fails to disappoint.
@esotericksoul71562 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS😂😂🤦🏾🤦🏾
@Godzilla00X2 жыл бұрын
@@esotericksoul7156 he asked listeners to send in old smart phones so he could give them to his family once
@SereneSimian2 жыл бұрын
There's no affection at all in that wedding pic, he should have known he was playing sugar daddy
@johnbags2525 Жыл бұрын
He wakes the kids up every am, makes them breakfast, then takes them to school. Def the best 2 hours of his girls day.
@tolloromassi998 ай бұрын
What's wrong with a bow tie?
@Breezy-bv9te6 жыл бұрын
How many times does Opie have to repeat his story!! Geez!!😡
@alexanderkvitrovn98283 жыл бұрын
Love finding a new patrice segment iv never heard before
@Jonpine245 жыл бұрын
Ant's fake laughter is painful
@chrissmith30746 жыл бұрын
just wasted 12:30 trying to get to the climax of the story. Biggest let down/waste of my life.
@nicholasp70956 жыл бұрын
Opie wouldn't even let his girlfriend have the window seat.
@StereoMonolith16 жыл бұрын
butt master can't say I blame him
@JohnOftheLight6 жыл бұрын
Does Anybody Remember Laughter?
@assholecarrier6 жыл бұрын
The picture is just perfect and VERY accurate!!....Wow..
@majestic_irrelevance6 жыл бұрын
Opie is an awful storyteller. I hate I have to sit through him to hear patrice
@rob56876 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute the funny is happening with out me.... Lets interrupt it with phone calls.
@juanbaldera26804 жыл бұрын
I'm replying 3m in. Already zoning out😐😑😶
@steveelliott776 жыл бұрын
Love Patrice's laugh. Kills me every time.
@charlesgraham70153 жыл бұрын
Opie is the guy who didn't have many guy friends growing up..so awkward
@chilliwraslin25103 жыл бұрын
Patrice took me out with the Stargate map line 😂😂
@eateaten29086 жыл бұрын
Opie tells stories like a woman. Tells the beginning, goes off topic, tells beginning again, rambles more, tells beginning, and part of the middle, rambles off topic. In his defense he was interrupted.
@hellokitty900006 жыл бұрын
Opie is quite the hole
@odog32542 жыл бұрын
I start with the beginning and go to the end and that really pisses people off 😂😂😂
@YouAwakeYet3 жыл бұрын
5:47🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣 "She went back to Glorock 12" hahahahah God I miss Patrice
@cassiusdio11386 жыл бұрын
Id probably die too if i had to date Opie
@UkraineJames20006 жыл бұрын
11:47 *patrice shrieking in laughter in the distance*
@vivianholmes86376 жыл бұрын
11:35 - 11:47 Best part of the story
@brandonb3174 Жыл бұрын
@@vivianholmes8637 does not include the person telling the story.
@8bitKatwalk5 жыл бұрын
opies tells a story like his mother.
@johnbags2525 Жыл бұрын
Opie always loves bragging about how he “owned” a low-wage-worker. “I TOLD THAT FLIGHT ATTENDANT, DONT EVEN F’N TALK TO ME!!!” Got ‘er ope!!!!
@ronfarakoo19743 жыл бұрын
The worst story ever told.
@luda6506 жыл бұрын
I know it's been said... Opie can't roll with not one joke!! Ugggggghhh
@duke32506 жыл бұрын
I cant imagine that any man, in his heart, really wants to get married.
@E101ification6 жыл бұрын
+Mister Guy - I can't tell if you're being serious or not. The first half of your comment reads like epic sarcasm but the second half seems sincere.
@alloutwar6506 жыл бұрын
"For example, your girlfriend can LEGALLY walk out on you at any time with any kids you and she have, with no notice, and there's nothing you can do about it" - that's the best fucking part of not getting married... the bitch can leave but she CANT TAKE HALF YOUR HARD EARNED SHIT!!!! the whole kids thing is not that cut and dry either you can fight for custody (even though it's unfairly tilted to cunts)
@barneyrebel01236 жыл бұрын
You're right. There's nothing good in it at all, for a man. Women have every incentive in the world to get married. In my city , a few years ago, a woman wanted a divorce from her husband who made A Lot, of money, through hard work over several years. This particular judge he got stuck with, was known for always being in favor of the woman, in every circumstance. The Judge awarded her full custody of their 2 kids, of course a ton in child support, not to mention a shitload in alimony. Guy went over to her house, that used to be his, a few weeks later. He stabbed her to death in the garage. Then, he went to one of the many tall parking garages here, he had obviously scouted out, that had a perfect view into the judge's office window. He shot the Judge with a high caliber rifle. The judge barely survived, and retired. I'm not condoning either of these actions, especially killing the Ex-Wife. But you can see with how broken the divorce courts are, how it might make somebody snap.
@souldry6 жыл бұрын
barneyrebel0123 I condone it. All of it. Good for him. If he hasn’t already, he should suicide because it’s all over for him. But at least he took some friends with him.
@Dizzinator21146 жыл бұрын
Darren Mack is the man name I just looked it up dude said he felt justified in trying to kill a corrupt judge.
@shawnyewest39666 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha the wedding photo
@johnbags2525 Жыл бұрын
And then I look up, and Lyndsey comes out of bathroom with OF ALL PEOPLE, BAM MARGERA?!?!
@Pathpal11 ай бұрын
I’m six minutes in and I don’t think I can finish this video
@timseale786 Жыл бұрын
Anyone remember when Ope was jealous of Patrice and Ant talking about hanging at his(Ants) house and yelled out .. " I love Patrice, I invite him over and instead of bringing him upstairs, I meet him in the lobby and we go somewhere else to eat" !!!!!!! Find it and remember it
@foxibot6 жыл бұрын
I am laughing at Patrice. He was really funny. Wish he was still here.
@unitedplankton28665 жыл бұрын
i love the cash and trophy thought bubble..
@MrPhil15036 жыл бұрын
Pointless...no payoff...story could have been told in 5 minutes
@duke95556 жыл бұрын
The show is loooong
@hardpack1876 жыл бұрын
5 minutes? Two sentence. "A woman had a medical emergency on the plane, and the stewardess woke me up to ask me if it was my girlfriend. My girlfriend was in the bathroom at the time, which caused the confusion. "
@ziggymolnar12466 жыл бұрын
White people for ya!..... They love the sound of thier own voice. That's why they stretch our stories. Plus start to salivate like crazy LOL. During conversations They loosen lower lips and adopt a slight lisp. Lol
@hardpack1876 жыл бұрын
David Smith What the fuck are you talking about?
@vincebrogan2878 Жыл бұрын
"... pilots wear their own clothes... " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@WoahLookAtThatFreak2 ай бұрын
4:27 "I'm like..WHAT THE EFF.....right?" That's my favorite part of this non-story. It's such a desperate plea for laughs and adulation from his peers.
@vlexanderson54544 жыл бұрын
Opines so good at telling stories
@robloxcousins62586 жыл бұрын
Thank you yimmy
@Bjpeg425 жыл бұрын
This totally happened.
@anthonywarren18685 жыл бұрын
"buckle your seatbelt" lmfaooo
@stagglee12276 жыл бұрын
LOL@ "OMG my girl is dead and she's fat now!!"
@OFFICIAL863JLS6 жыл бұрын
She looks so happy. How could she not be with good ol b cups gregshells
@dreaded3606 жыл бұрын
pay check signed
@JustinBorowski136 жыл бұрын
"Ashen? Is that a good word to use?" Well its not "out cold" for tbe 4000th time so by all means please, use "ashen"
@3ShotTGK5 жыл бұрын
Did She? Did Ya?
@mileslong3904 Жыл бұрын
Hey, Opie got himself a generic looking bottle blond like Hoohoo.
@nealsmith40496 жыл бұрын
I think I have to use one of Patrices lines to his girl...before you tell me the story, how does the story end Every time he finally got back to the story he had to recap the whole thing every freaking time
@negusdawoo6 жыл бұрын
Don't eat the blue chips
@paulgee43366 жыл бұрын
Opie and his girlfriend both chose winners. Winning!
@Alexander-qz6px2 жыл бұрын
Good Opie-Story
@Pdubya69GS6 жыл бұрын
Picture this broad all coked out & getting rammed by Bam Margera😂😂😂🤘🤘🤘
@jeremiahkirkman1005 жыл бұрын
@@johnLennon255 lmfao
@EYE_GOTCHA4 жыл бұрын
Pistol Pete *Nasty*
@knull13203 жыл бұрын
T.... T.... T.... TODAY JUNIOR! FUCK, ITS A 1 MINUTE STORY THAT TOOK 22 MINUTES.
@tonytomei11754 жыл бұрын
What the F
@Risky_Boots9996 жыл бұрын
UHwat the Eff??
@cubensis4life6 жыл бұрын
Andrew G Holy S panic mode!
@nikieddi5 жыл бұрын
HE SUCKS
@johnmorrison58125 жыл бұрын
13:36
@IntoTheVoid965 жыл бұрын
Because the light was on.
@foxibot6 жыл бұрын
Sorry baby, lol!
@dreaded3606 жыл бұрын
2:10 "you worked an board "
@dreaded3606 жыл бұрын
worst shit ive listened to #opieradio bitch tits is like , pure shit , like really.....and yes he said dis-shoveled .. not disheveled
@michaellazuka6546 жыл бұрын
Yawn......an Opie story.
@tobymcgroby89672 жыл бұрын
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@rls01233 ай бұрын
Baahahahah I hate you for timestamping this so perfectly 😆😆😆 yib yoob yub
@patrickmadigan54796 жыл бұрын
Who was left in tha mile high room
@joshjohnson284 Жыл бұрын
Good god!!!! What a drawn out long winded story full of "kkkkkkk-completely out kkkkk-cold" I think the moral of the story is that lethargic-Opie was pissed he was woke up because maybe his girlfriend died
@Robby_C5 жыл бұрын
HOLY S!!! This story was so terrible that it made my youtube app crash...
@stephenem.36816 жыл бұрын
How many times does Opie restart his story from the beginning. And fucking Patrice talks so much.
@tolstoy1436 жыл бұрын
Patrice’s personality always dominated the conversation. It usually led to pure comedy gold.
@RevPerdueJosh6 жыл бұрын
tolstoy143 True, and it only worked because he was the only one with that personality. You put two Patrice-like dudes in that room....you...have no organized show. The dude is unabashedly selfish in his conversation domination. The guys being aware of this and allowing Patrice to do his thing was pretty flippin cool of them, and smart. Pretty interesting dynamic.
@nathanmcdowell4731 Жыл бұрын
I’m convinced Patrice was doing it on purpose bc him and Ant have the inside joke of making him restart and recap the whole story (Ant subtlety mocking Opie)
@Lamtitude2 жыл бұрын
“Is that her spirit!?” So embarrassing and so impossibly unfunny.
@ChiTownOriginator2 жыл бұрын
Never bothered to look up Opies wife, she ain't bad. Love the thought bubbles 🤣
@faffaflunkie6 жыл бұрын
Anthony's girlfriend ever get out of the _psyche ward?_
@romannomad43326 жыл бұрын
What the F ! Ugh!
@I_leave_mean_comments10 ай бұрын
STOP REPEATING YOURSELF OPIE.
@beatonthedonis6 жыл бұрын
She was boning another man, like in Emanuelle.
@drewwalters41893 жыл бұрын
it gets better he says.........DOES IT? Patrice laughs like an old black lady...DOES HE!!!
@odog32542 жыл бұрын
Patrice with the blue berry pancakes 😂
@patrickmadigan54796 жыл бұрын
Hey even Steve’s did.you just say sumpin smart
@davejackson27666 жыл бұрын
This was a lie
@bokehintheussr50333 жыл бұрын
The only way this story would be remotely interesting is if it had actually been his girlfriend that died
@ball36775 ай бұрын
Jesus this was painfully bad. He literally kept saying the same thing. He said "wHaT tHE F?" As if it was a hilarious punchline
@JimmyChangE16 Жыл бұрын
Opies Fake bit!
@IH-oo3le Жыл бұрын
I've never heard this before but I will defend Opie here. The way he describes it coming out of a sleep, trying to process that's called the OODA loop. Observe Orient Decide Act which is a very real thing. That said the best part of this is Patrice O'Neil love ya buddy
@ja8910006 жыл бұрын
Wow is this the female who allegedly has a sex tape with bam margera.. God bless this woman she deserves it dealing with Opie mental issues..
@J_Tag6 жыл бұрын
ja891000 There is no sex tape. Opie said he’d pay the person that found it/has it to release it... no one came forward
@SleeplessSpecter6 жыл бұрын
fps carson Okay, Opie.
@J_Tag6 жыл бұрын
Wait! Wait! Wait! Hold on let's go to the phones. FilthyCricket, what do you have for the show.
@patrickmadigan54796 жыл бұрын
Mister Guy opie should not be treated like this everyone is laughing at you cause she’s in the loo shtoopin a black guy and he made her howl I’d be pissed 2 if I was woken up to my gal howling in tha loo and she’s tellin ya she’s takin a dump big black guy pat told ya tha truth
@patrickmadigan54796 жыл бұрын
James Barnett a coward like you please you can see were I’m from please stop by and I can explain to. You that there’s people like me that don’t give a fuck quickly and violently
@BigPrometheus6 жыл бұрын
He kept getting interrupted tho
@BF-re6gz6 жыл бұрын
Other than Patrice, these are awful people
@feni0076 жыл бұрын
If he finished the story in 5 seconds like you're all saying he should have, then it would have ruined it and taken away from Anthony and Patrice's commentary which is hilarious.
@UngovernableDouche2 жыл бұрын
What a horrible telling of a non-story
@boydyoung35596 жыл бұрын
Opies the greatest funniest person on the show he really is the back bone that kept the show running way better than ant and Jim the douce bags that held the show back
@E101ification6 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bdhnaatnl9reops.html
@joshopsho6 жыл бұрын
Ahpril fahlls
@TheMightycfc6 жыл бұрын
Hi opie
@the701squad6 жыл бұрын
They see me trolling. .
@frodofraggins6 жыл бұрын
I gave up after 9 minutes of boring crap
@erkandpent6 жыл бұрын
Lol this was funny as heck.
@BigPrometheus6 жыл бұрын
In all fairness. White ppl look alike
@I_leave_mean_comments10 ай бұрын
Opie is a painful storyteller... GET TO THE POINT!