JJBA Comic Dub - Jotaro Is Gay Ft. YunaOnTheRun

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5 жыл бұрын

Poor boi
Comic By: kuuhaiyu
/ kuuhaiyu
Cast:
Jotaro Kujo - Me
Jolyne Kujo - YunaOnTheRun
/ @flosstupidvideos17
Music:
Fig Lead Rag by Kevin Macleod

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@cheangizzz 5 жыл бұрын

Jolyne: Why are you gay? Jotaro: Who says I'm gay? Jolyne: You are gay.

@billyh2004 4 жыл бұрын

Star Platinum: I AM OUTRAGED!

@mug875 3 жыл бұрын

hahaha nice

@mar-chan8839 3 жыл бұрын

You deserve all the likes

@Lord_Shitpost77 3 жыл бұрын

@sabagaming3079 3 жыл бұрын

@vicentevierno446 5 жыл бұрын

How to say to someone that you are not gay: 1. *I'M A VIRGIN*

@alwest4472 4 жыл бұрын

Well with you its true

@vicentevierno446 4 жыл бұрын

@@alwest4472 perhaps

@subatomicgxn7807 4 жыл бұрын

well I mean that’s definitely one way

@yourstrulysein.4863 4 жыл бұрын

666th like.

@yourstrulysein.4863 4 жыл бұрын

Don't break it, folks.

@alexrecrem9094 5 жыл бұрын

Jolyne: *calls her dad gay* Also jolyne: why cant i have a normal conversation with him

@flosstupidvideos17 5 жыл бұрын

They're both very bad at conversing and are completely unaware of the fact 😂

@Soltier-ep1yq 5 жыл бұрын

A literal hypocrite

@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 5 жыл бұрын

They're definitely related

@logicaloverdrive8197 4 жыл бұрын

Like father like daughter, completely fucking awkward in an actual conversation

@shadowlynx6 4 жыл бұрын

Yay I’m the 1000th like😎

@herrnimmermehr8245 5 жыл бұрын

"YOU'RE ADOPTED!" I'm just imagining how Jotaro drew the Joestar Star on her neck as a baby.

@darksonicyt5430 5 жыл бұрын

Kikato “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”

@DevinS-jc6iz 4 жыл бұрын

He decided to tattoo a star on her to feel make her like a joestar but she is not

@cavendor5286 4 жыл бұрын

Oooh That’s why it’s green

@herofox12 4 жыл бұрын

So that’s why she is the only jojo who lost to their villain to date.

@yoboiknux9024 4 жыл бұрын

You spelled tattoo wrong

@chiiyon 5 жыл бұрын

"sorry jolyne, I'm into dolphins"

@RC-me2is 5 жыл бұрын

chirmandor hahahaha

@iambumbo7534 5 жыл бұрын

your pfp scares me

@pee-bot 5 жыл бұрын

@@iambumbo7534 me too, i need a link to that beauty

@chiiyon 5 жыл бұрын

@@iambumbo7534 don't think yours is not

@iambumbo7534 5 жыл бұрын

@chirmandor fair point

@aguywhowastedtheirlife9240 5 жыл бұрын

“I wanted to have a normal conversation” You literally started off with “You’re gay”

@prinnydude5864 5 жыл бұрын

Who sas am gae?

@le_mothman 5 жыл бұрын

And I wanted to talk about how amazing I am, but then Giorno starts going off about feelings and having a dream.

@snitchy218 5 жыл бұрын

@@prinnydude5864 you are gae

@mr.outlaw231 5 жыл бұрын

@@le_mothman Well you see, your son, Giorno Brando, has a dream...

@MrJinglejanglejingle 5 жыл бұрын

@@le_mothman Well... I mean, he has your brain... But he has Johnathan's heart. So... I mean, its kinda your own fault that he's like this.

@pajamapantsjack5874 5 жыл бұрын

After Kakyoin, he never loved again

@joutatheegg 4 жыл бұрын

I cri

@full-timepog6844 4 жыл бұрын

Jouta!!

@joutatheegg 4 жыл бұрын

@@full-timepog6844 Yesss jouta is the best boi >:0

@lwxd4902 4 жыл бұрын

Are you that one guy from oz?

@theisraelgamersyt9273 4 жыл бұрын

That PFP haunts me every night

@ladymaskmaker6667 5 жыл бұрын

Jolyne: "Why can't we have a normal convetsation???!!!" Also Jolyne: "Dad, YOU are gay."

@kingoftrashopinions6633 4 жыл бұрын

Lady MaskMaker Nobody: Jolyne: why are you gay?

@yoursonisold8743 4 жыл бұрын

She tried to help him come out of the closet. Little did she know that they were having this conversation inside the closet together.

@5dollars237 4 жыл бұрын

YOUR THE SUPER GAY!

@gabethebabe8538 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm a virgin" I died at this part XD

@johnnydonovan3409 5 жыл бұрын

me too i could't stop smiling

@edge_nt 5 жыл бұрын

Same

@MALICEM12 5 жыл бұрын

I busted up laughing at that

@OriVoicesStuffREE 5 жыл бұрын

That's literally my favorite part in this whole comic

@gabethebabe8538 5 жыл бұрын

@@OriVoicesStuffREE You did a good job on this comic dub.

@PeachDragon_ 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm not into people" I hate my brain for instantly connecting that to "he's into dolphins"

@Rohan-bz4kn 4 жыл бұрын

Big same

@joshuaminton7583 4 жыл бұрын

Commissar Purity he’s into vampires

@annadimitroula 4 жыл бұрын

Or vampi-

@furiousfurry 4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist, go loved dio, so he was gay, but he also hated dio, because WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! But he had to kill dio to save his mom so... Edit: meant jotaro, not go

@annadimitroula 4 жыл бұрын

@@furiousfurry Damn, what a twist!

@delberthdelgado2044 5 жыл бұрын

I love that Jotaro said she was adopted ignoring the fact that she has the Joestar birthmark

@DevinS-jc6iz 4 жыл бұрын

He tattooed it on her

@purin5167 3 жыл бұрын

he panicked ok

@aurora_xx6736 3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@dyingontheinside1348 3 жыл бұрын

He just fucking took a permanent marker and drew it on her

@okuyasunijimura1424 4 жыл бұрын

Y'know what? What would make the most sense to me would be that Jotaro is aromantic, rather than gay. After all, he never struck me as a people guy, y'know?

@ragingranger4859 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm not into people"

@o3o3-37 3 жыл бұрын

He’s a dolphin guy

@hoopermagooper3545 3 жыл бұрын

That's a very well thought out explanation and it's coming from Okuyasu I agree though

@AAAAAA-tp2uq 3 жыл бұрын

Okuyasu making mad points out here, yo!

@toastwell6488 3 жыл бұрын

I heard that someone headcannoned Jotaro as aroace, and I can see that.

@constantinedaurum9943 5 жыл бұрын

Jotaro, that was a perfect opportunity for the joestar family secret technique

@thundermcqueen7523 5 жыл бұрын

*RUN*

@maxna333 5 жыл бұрын

"RUN AWAY AS FAST AS I CAN" 😜

@snaketown9352 5 жыл бұрын

If it’s the secret Joestar technique, Jolyne will do it with her father.

@lam3493 5 жыл бұрын

『Za Hando』, that’s plan B

@danieloceansmith3156 4 жыл бұрын

Constantine D Aurum HOTFOOT IT OUTTA HERE!!!!

@sirius6738 5 жыл бұрын

-The truth is that you are born from an egg, and your real name is Jouta -WHAT!? -Just after we defeat DIO in Egypt, a friend of mine named Kakyoin layed an egg. We found you in this egg and called you Jouta. And when I meet Josuke, I ask him to turn you into the Jolyne you are. -Wtf

@James-oj6ru 5 жыл бұрын

Sirius you bastard! We don’t talk about THAT

@OriVoicesStuffREE 5 жыл бұрын

I think I'm in love

@delberthdelgado2044 5 жыл бұрын

This is why Pucchi wanted to restart the universe

@TREVORVADER 5 жыл бұрын

Delberth Delgado 😂

@Soultail 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahah i read that and still gives me giggles for a long while

@acloudofcurls5336 4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro you had so many choices - The Secret Joestar Technique - Telling her you're ace - Telling her you're too busy with dolphins to date - Telling her you're too busy being seemingly heartless to date - Flip the tables and ask her is SHE'S gay - Stop time and rephrase what you were about to say

@grimothy1184 3 жыл бұрын

lmaooo

@BadKarma444 5 жыл бұрын

1:05 Jotaro's secondary stand.. 「Jotaro」 Stand Cry: 1:23

@sweetcoincidence4048 5 жыл бұрын

Stand Name: JoJo Stand User: Jotaro Kujo Battle Cry: Screams of The Damned

@kamesvindictae6824 4 жыл бұрын

@BlownAway is a IVUL SPIRITO not a STAND

@TheRealGeoBoy 4 жыл бұрын

Even the rush attack is just screaming 1:23

@afrogwholoveswednesday9173 3 жыл бұрын

I have 2 stands

@Nate69lazer 5 жыл бұрын

Jotaro isnt gay.. Unless all the dolphins are male then he is

@zanetheok 5 жыл бұрын

True

@firetarrasque4667 5 жыл бұрын

He rejected Jolyne because she was a dirty half-bred dolphin

@halfcool5014 5 жыл бұрын

He isn't into humans

@gyrozevest_9597 5 жыл бұрын

bros on a trip far away? only guys? seems kinda gay

@jeanmatthewcapisanan7581 5 жыл бұрын

@@gyrozevest_9597 Its not gay its just ME AND THE BOYS TRAVELING TO EGYPT WITH SOME STANDS TO STOP A GAY VAMPIRE DUDE WHO IS TRYING TO KILL US ALL

@Yo-vg3ip 5 жыл бұрын

" Y o u h a d m e " " I ' m a v i r g i n "

@leeum__ 5 жыл бұрын

Kakyoin: *Exists* Jotaro: *I'M GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY*

@jesusiscomingback8438 4 жыл бұрын

I believe that if Kakyoin had survived, Jotaro would have become *V E R Y* gay (more than he already was)

@MagVox 4 жыл бұрын

@@jesusiscomingback8438 YES

@fenshi_fox4230 4 жыл бұрын

@@jesusiscomingback8438 yeah but kakyoin is into milfs sooooo

@detroviolet326 4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro can't be gay for Kakyoin because Kakyoin would be his step-dad

@flor...encia.. 4 жыл бұрын

@@fenshi_fox4230 it may be just me but i don't think that Kak had a crush on Jotaro's mom. I mean, he said that if he had to fall in love with someone, it would be someone like her. He just wants someone sweet and caring

@Whispurer 4 жыл бұрын

Jolyne: "I just want one normal conversation" Also Jolyne: *"DaD yOu'Re GaY"*

@portalfreak7628 5 жыл бұрын

Jolyne K Rowling Cujoh

@OriVoicesStuffREE 5 жыл бұрын

OH NO

@flosstupidvideos17 5 жыл бұрын

@@OriVoicesStuffREE OH YES

@amaris9298 5 жыл бұрын

Mettaton?

@thephen4778 5 жыл бұрын

Jotaro H Kujo Potter

@DoomerDarling 5 жыл бұрын

The K is for Kakyoin

@DDK20284 5 жыл бұрын

He could have just said that he loves dolphins and end it there.

@badwolfo2585 5 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that kinda what he said “no I meant in not into human- FUUU”

@Str4wb3rryL4ndm1n3 4 жыл бұрын

Dolphsexual

@aidan4529 4 жыл бұрын

Jolyne: youre gay Also Jolyne: you dated my MOM

@loverpawcool-chan2793 5 жыл бұрын

I do feel like Jotaro is asexual. I think the only time he got laid was to have a child. I really never saw him have any sexual interests in men or women.

@scapesdream513 4 жыл бұрын

Loverpawcool -chan hm homoromantic asexual?

@scapesdream513 4 жыл бұрын

maybe he could be demisexual too

@subatomicgxn7807 4 жыл бұрын

I agree, I mean, he never really showed anything that could be really be taken as romantic interest in males (if anything it would seem more like a good friendship). And he just called women bitches so, you know.

@Str4wb3rryL4ndm1n3 4 жыл бұрын

He is Dolphsexual

@worztbeats8189 4 жыл бұрын

You FOOLS, he's into dolphins

@EnderGoku9001 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm not into people" He's into dolphins

@davidrico5542 5 жыл бұрын

This should be solved with a simple "no u"

@smartstuf1026 5 жыл бұрын

Jotaro should have just nigerundayo, but eventually he stopped thinking.

@Bibliosection 3 жыл бұрын

This is exactly what it feel like coming out as asexual: "I'm not into people" I'm dying

@celvinardenwu5382 5 жыл бұрын

I still believe that jotaro got married is because one time he meet his wife while she is doing a dolphin cosplay, and in that moment jotaro got hard

@ihaveaproblem4270 5 жыл бұрын

Make this cannon

@denjibarf8154 5 жыл бұрын

@@ihaveaproblem4270 it is canon

@Lemuel928 4 жыл бұрын

He didn’t know that’s a Pillar Woman!..The last of her kind!

@thischannelisajoke6810 4 жыл бұрын

her stand was a dolphin

@radiogaga3501 4 жыл бұрын

Canon

@ionavram4002 5 жыл бұрын

*jotaro realises he needs to stop being cool for his dhoughter*

@pabloosset2533 5 жыл бұрын

Part 6 in a nutshell

@unpronounceable9990 5 жыл бұрын

dhoughter

@REALcrizon 5 жыл бұрын

dhoughter

@fabritoons7777 5 жыл бұрын

dhoughter

@boredrm1132 5 жыл бұрын

dhoughter

@randomds3154 4 жыл бұрын

Jolyne:youre gay, i know better than you Jolyne 30 seconds later: *crying* why cant you ever even once have a normal conversation

@sweetcoincidence4048 5 жыл бұрын

I legitimately slapped my phone when Jotaro said "I'm a virgin"

@le_mothman 5 жыл бұрын

Something similar happened with me and Giorno when he tried to tell me I'm straight Edit: well since literally everyone, including my own son mis heard me. I am very gay. The gayest. I'm not straight.

@DiegoMatthews390 5 жыл бұрын

the difference is that, is canon that you are gay

@biglion3179 5 жыл бұрын

You're not straight. Admit it.

@fudoayakashi7051 5 жыл бұрын

Wrrrrryyyyyy dio is gay but a best villain only downside that he is gay

@ten-thousandbees8453 5 жыл бұрын

DIO isn't nither gay or straight. He gives up the dick to who ever he thinks is worthy.

@currentlybeingremade9706 5 жыл бұрын

DIO Brando And Then your Husband Pucci came into the Room.

@mamabear1394 5 жыл бұрын

Jotaro go home you are drunk.

@DarkStarFever 4 жыл бұрын

Joleyene: You literally dated my mom,you had me Jotaro: *Im A VeRgIn*

@shinseikion 4 жыл бұрын

I havent read the manga and thought Jotaro was Asexual... *please dont bring up the “egg”*

@etaoch 3 жыл бұрын

"KaKyOiN DiD YoU ThIs eGg??"

@finle6619 5 жыл бұрын

This is wrong, he's obviously into dolphins.

@realkiwibird 5 жыл бұрын

Jotaro's inside voice should have been Star Platinum

@slysamuel5902 5 жыл бұрын

What about joseph and hermit purple?

@gurvanshsingh2271 5 жыл бұрын

@@slysamuel5902 *panicked Hamon humming sounds*

@lemon-cherrygacha9142 5 жыл бұрын

"Jolyne you dont get it, your mother's a *dolphin* "

@willnorman-bargo 4 жыл бұрын

Jolyne: oh so that's why I'm a really good swimmer.

@bubble5510 4 жыл бұрын

SuperSansCraft 1212 it’s true jotaro took me to an aquarium, I lost him cause he went to the dolphin section of the aquarium so I just waited outside.

@peppe_rizzello2518 4 жыл бұрын

If there was joseph Jolyne: "You're gay" Joseph:"NIGERUNDAYOOOO SMOKEYYYY" Jolyne:"Is your dead boyfriend name?" Joseph: "NOO,YOU REMIND ME... SHIZAAAAAAAAA"

@lonleylaughstv7454 5 жыл бұрын

Kakyoin did you lay this egg????

@jiojiovana3741 4 жыл бұрын

He's already dead

@dysphoria_1.040 3 жыл бұрын

I AM GOING TO TURN YOUR BONES INTO SOUP THROUGH SKITS

@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 жыл бұрын

I thought being gay just comes with the family genes

@MrJinglejanglejingle 5 жыл бұрын

It is a known Joestar Trait.

@alwest4472 4 жыл бұрын

@@MrJinglejanglejingle started with joseph, weakened In jotaro, and then continued to get stronger for everyone else

@yoursonisold8743 4 жыл бұрын

@@alwest4472 Joseph, who had a hot Italian wife, a one-night Stand with a hot Japanese student and fathered two children, is gay? Look man, just say bi. People can be into both.

@yoursonisold8743 4 жыл бұрын

@@paynesgay You fucking stupid or somethin'? I will just assume you had a brain fart. Even the dumbest guys out there know that gay is not an umbrella term that includes bi people. Would anybody truly be so retarded to think that just because gay can be used for gays and lesbians, that it can also be used for any other sexual orientation? I dont want to think so.

@spaceisntgreen3578 4 жыл бұрын

@@yoursonisold8743 i, and a lot of other bisexual people, will often use the term "gay" to describe ourselves. so tu ama's right

@mericaman8877 4 жыл бұрын

This is the first time Jotaro has ever panicked, and its beautiful.

@jetblack8086 5 жыл бұрын

JJBA: Everyone is gay. And that’s okay (except for Milf Hunter Kekyoin and Kira Yoshikage) RWBY: Everyone is gay, and it becomes a controversy.

@GloomyMime 3 жыл бұрын

Nope. RWBY is: the fandom want everyone gay for no logical reason.

@mixedjellyyy3187 3 жыл бұрын

WHERe IS ThE JONATHAN hE IS NOT GAY

@brandoncole5533 3 жыл бұрын

Nah rwby relationships are annoying honestly except Jaune and Pyrrha and maybe Blake and Sun The other relationships just don’t work probably except for qrow and clover cuz there was actual potential build up and their characters made sense if they were to be a couple Everything else is just eww no goodbye Also if you wanna go there only like 6 people in all of jojo are confirmed to be gay and they’re all from golden wind

@jetblack8086 3 жыл бұрын

@@brandoncole5533 lol I totally forgot I commented this and forgot the plot of RWBY

@dysphoria_1.040 3 жыл бұрын

Kakyoin is Bisexual at least

@BigNerdLandon 5 жыл бұрын

This is just a downward spiral of pain

@prinnydude5864 5 жыл бұрын

"Hmmm... Yes, i know what to do now! Suta Purachina, Za Warudo!! Now...NIGERUNDAYOOO!!!"

@vanelly5652 4 жыл бұрын

“Suta Purachina” I love this comment

@ghxst1558 4 жыл бұрын

Jolyne: WHAT- You.. You LITERALLY had ME- Jotaro: You're ADOPTED.. *Also while he is internally screaming his eyes out* 11/10.

@spar117maschief8 4 жыл бұрын

“I’m a virgin!” *Laughs in Kakyoin

@Woorhies 5 жыл бұрын

Jolyne: you are gay. Pucci: Hey! This phrase should be about me!

@Miak0oo 4 жыл бұрын

Or about the pillar men. The more gay you look, the more powerful.

@paneledsquire4076 5 жыл бұрын

“YOU’RE ADOPTED” i died at that part

@karibucountry1981 3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: “I’m not into people...” *distant dolphin noises in the background*

@brandoncole5533 3 жыл бұрын

Dolphin squeaks from tank in jotaros room

@chaoticgoodcreations947 4 жыл бұрын

"Just one normal conversation?" Yeah sure because all the other normal daughters also have to tell their fathers they are gay.

@novachris5047 3 жыл бұрын

Considering their family members and history, it wouldn't be that much of a stretch for them that this is "normal"

@flosstupidvideos17 5 жыл бұрын

OH MY DEAR GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

@the_macka 5 жыл бұрын

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

@ten-thousandbees8453 5 жыл бұрын

Sure. Nice try Michael.

@pearlene_9416 4 жыл бұрын

@fenshi_fox4230 4 жыл бұрын

Welp your gay too kira sooooooo

@JackBlack-qn7us 4 жыл бұрын

Ends up loosing to a 5 year old in a battle of time travel, fate and stretegy.

@TheKoriKasai 4 жыл бұрын

**calls 911** yeah, we need an ambulance. We need you to run-over Kira's head again

@somdaravichka8890 5 жыл бұрын

"You dated my mom" Jotaro:No I dated *dolphin* .

@Diamond_2403 4 жыл бұрын

Jolyne: Dad your gay. Jotaro: *oraoraora.exe has stopped working*

@lorddervish212quinterosara6 5 жыл бұрын

Very niceeee Caesar-chan! good dub

@canyouwriteanythinghere 5 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile Dio is watching this from hell, completely losing his shit.

@straydogontheroad 5 жыл бұрын

"Dad..." "I'M NOT YO DAD!" *dramatic sting* _In the aaaarms oooof an angeeeel_

@linnylinlinlin 5 жыл бұрын

This is now one of my favourite JJBA dubs ever

@zgamer2566 5 жыл бұрын

If parents switched roles with their children

@Orangeshadow9 5 жыл бұрын

Alright this is literal gold

@ninjunobr643 5 жыл бұрын

FIGHTING GOOOOOOOOLD

@bubble5510 4 жыл бұрын

Bru mr0406 MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! DID I HEAR FIGHTING GOLD

@wherefancytakesme 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm not gay. But, I don't think I'm straight either. I don't know what I am. I think I might be nothing." "Oh. Well, that's okay." "It is?" "Yeah. Of course." (Cookies for whoever gets this)

@blackmesa97 5 жыл бұрын

Hyper Danganronpa H20?

@hansolo235 10 ай бұрын

Bojack Horseman.

@zack-9506 5 жыл бұрын

JUST THINK OF SOMETHING what i thought: yare yare daze reality:

@markv6724 4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro part 3:só How is my wife in future? *Jotaro part 6 intense breath*

@grim5054 5 жыл бұрын

Jotaro went from knowing exactly how to handle that situation to needing evac

@niceee3068 5 жыл бұрын

1:43 "I'm not into humans... I'm into dolphins."

@impossibletetriz563 5 жыл бұрын

"Jolyne you are actually half-dolphin"

@shadowneko831 4 жыл бұрын

1:17 “I’m a virgin! ... YOU’RE ADOPTED!” Still makes me laugh XD

@omoghosty5777 4 жыл бұрын

Jolyene: Jotaro, you're gay. Jotaro: *(Damn them dolphin fins are thicc boiii)*

@whateverguy9204 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm not interested in women either. I mean men! I mean anyone! I don't date people! ... I DATE MOTHERF*CKING DOLPHINS, JOLYNE!"

@alternative7586 3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: You're adopted! Jolyne: (literally has a star birthmark) Jesus Christ

@awesome19ssbb 5 жыл бұрын

KZfaq i'm glad you recommend me to this masterpiece

@SkyNetAR 5 жыл бұрын

"If i'm adopted theb why i have this birthmark?"

@JJ-ml7pq 4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, if my kid told me that I’M gay when I was expecting THEM to come out to me, I’d be thrown for a loop as well.

@FezTheMoose 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm a Virgin, you're adopted." Best thing

@optimuprime500 4 жыл бұрын

"YOU DATED MOM! YOU HAD ME!" "YOU'RE ADOPTED!" This is how the next line should have went. "Hah...How am I adopted?! IF I AM ADOPTED HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?!" And she would proceed to point to the very obvious and well known Joestar birthmark. Then my guess is his next line would be he tattooed that on her when she was an infant.

@Jpx0999 2 жыл бұрын

Then she say "Oh yeah? The explain this" Procced to punch her own birth Mark and jotaro felt the atack as Well Jotaro:a link created from a stand user

@filipe_paixao 4 жыл бұрын

1:51 *"Now listen closely"*

@OriVoicesStuffREE 4 жыл бұрын

VOICE CRACKS EEEEEEEEE

@filipe_paixao 4 жыл бұрын

@@OriVoicesStuffREE hehe

@dinamite_115 4 жыл бұрын

I never tought i could live enough to hear Jotaro Say " *IM A VIRGIN* " and " *YOU'RE ADOPTED* "

@splashor6361 4 жыл бұрын

1:31 A normal conversation? You're accusing him of being GAY Jolyne!

@leanh.6196 4 жыл бұрын

Jolyne: wants the start off a normal conversation Also Jolyne : starts by saying *your gay*

@menameMid 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm not into human" I'm into *dolphins*

@maddy3852 5 жыл бұрын

"Why do they have to make every character gay??" Says the straight boy who has representation literally everywhere and can't handle some people having fun with their favorite characters

@Usernamesdontmatter1 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe people should make their own characters instead of changing existing characters to suit their own interests.

@sir_shiba1201 3 жыл бұрын

@@Usernamesdontmatter1 found the salty straight person

@Usernamesdontmatter1 3 жыл бұрын

@@sir_shiba1201 Or someone who likes characters to stay as the original creator intended them to be. I have nothing against NEW bi or gay characters. But yeah just simplify my view to saltiness and implied bigotry.

@lukasr1166 3 жыл бұрын

@@sir_shiba1201 Is that all you got..? Then theres no point in arguing.

@brandoncole5533 3 жыл бұрын

@@sir_shiba1201 I mean they’ve got a point I’d rather get a new fresh well written character than someone else’s sloppy seconds but idk settle for less ig😐 Jojo is different since it’s not your traditional anime It’s literally just flamboyant ass buff men doing crazy shit And a lot of them are ambiguous in their sexual orientation and I’m pretty sure araki did it on purpose

@javiercastanotoconas4819 5 жыл бұрын

Wait Jolyne's mom isn't a dolphin? I've been living a lie all this time?

@zenldh 5 жыл бұрын

Nah, the one Jolyne knew as 'mom' is actually only her caretaker in disguise as 'mom'. Her real mom still swimming somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean.

@maddyheuer3726 3 жыл бұрын

Why

@sp00ky-crow 5 жыл бұрын

It sounded like he was trying to say that he's asexual

@skimaskalx 5 жыл бұрын

he likes dolphins

@cykakyasu8828 5 жыл бұрын

He's a furry The underwater kind

4 жыл бұрын

@@cykakyasu8828 a slickie?

@donaltito3317 4 жыл бұрын

aromantic** asexual is different.

@whatever-happened-to-marti 4 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump What are the differences then?

@King-om3cg 5 жыл бұрын

Star Platinum: confused ora

@rcsignia5154 5 жыл бұрын

This is canon according to alternate universes

@PeachDragon_ 5 жыл бұрын

"Dad i want a normal conversation" *literally goes jk.rowling on his ass*

@lisandramariaurbano8413 3 жыл бұрын

True tho-

@nimmord.12 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm not into people." I will use that line the next time my family and their friends ask me again as to why I still don't have a GF. That would be fun. :)

@nightmareOmen 5 жыл бұрын

He just can't go date after death of his boi Kakyoin

@goopsevilshop 4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: I’m not Into humans- Me: Your right, your into vampires.

@ElegeantFencer 5 жыл бұрын

The delivery of your lines feels so genuine. I could feel the angst and frustration from you both. I'm dying. XD

@pikapanda577 5 жыл бұрын

Out of all the jojos, Jotaro is probably one of the least gay jojos

@jason4443 5 жыл бұрын

Props to him for always being fully clothed and never wearing anything weird/revealling/potentially embarassing (so on and so forth) his entire life. Even in Part 6. Bonus for always keeping his look consistant, with the long coat and the cap.

@normang.210 5 жыл бұрын

Being fully clothed doesn't make him less gay 😔✌️ He's gay for dolphin.

@sambradley9091 4 жыл бұрын

@@jason4443 Two words: snakeskin bootpants

@chickenwings7116 4 жыл бұрын

"No I mean I'm not into humans- FRICK!" "Just-just stop you're making it worse, you're making it so much worse" (I don't like cursing)

@doctorwho3708 3 жыл бұрын

Jolyne, what part of 'Your gay' to your father and trying to make him come out of the closet was normal. Where did you THOUGHT that conversation was gonna go at.