JJBA Stardust Crusaders [Part 1] In 6 Minutes
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JJBA Stardust Crusaders [Part 1] in 6 minutes!
CAST:
Gianni Matragrano as Joseph Joestar
Sean Chiplock as Jotaro Kujo
Dave Dixon as Muhammad Avdol
Nick Lani as Noriyaki Kakyoin
Brienne Olvera as Jean Pierre Polnareff
Kamran Nikhad as Hol Horse
Katy Johnson as Holly Kujo
Caitlyn Elizabeth as Tomoko Higashikata and Anne
Stephan Krosecz as Borky Big
Scott Frerichs as J. Geil and Enya Geil
Elsie Lovelock as Mannish Boy/Death 13
Tom Schalk as Judgement
Anthony Sardinha as DIO
Opening Version by Jonathan Young
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@TeamFourStar 2 жыл бұрын
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@Gigglesisafish 2 жыл бұрын
more jojo abridged plz
@dragoncaptain678 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gigglesisafish yes pretty plz With a side of Chips
@nemanjastanimirovic155 2 жыл бұрын
A bit unrelated but could I suggest listening to the song turn it down by or3o to further the Encanto obsession
@ianl7619 2 жыл бұрын
Dude you should do jojo abridge
@SaberusTerras 2 жыл бұрын
It'd be nice to have more cherry trees in Dallas, instead we got cottonwoods and whatever hell-spawned mess that has those long, bright green pollen clusters that shed green clouds of tree spunk everywhere. Terrible for allergies. Nothing worse than going out in the morning and seeing that all the local trees bu###ke'd my car overnight.
@badzilla1173 2 жыл бұрын
"You killed my SON!" "Sucks to suck." Most Jotaro thing I've ever heard.
@RealCoolstriker64 2 жыл бұрын
Especially because that’s how he wins in cannon
@cunningsmile4166 2 жыл бұрын
YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 жыл бұрын
(Remember) That's how he defeated her!(SUCKING UP Her Stand Mist JUSTICE!)FYI LMAO!😋😆🤣
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Star Platinum suck up Justice
@TheRealMagicMan 2 жыл бұрын
fr
@umpteenthreason9627 2 жыл бұрын
“So how gay are we talking?” **KaiserNeko appears** That had to be intentional
@Igarappappa 2 жыл бұрын
Kaiser says it wasn't but agrees it's hilarious.
@mynamewasunironicallyyuri973 2 жыл бұрын
Literally was hoping someone else saw that lmaoooo
@kr1spness 2 жыл бұрын
Followed by Kakiyoin cherry slurping, definitely intentional.
@itsrayjaylite4415 2 жыл бұрын
"even the sun can be a stand" "Fuck you kakyoin" is legit killing me 😂 😂
@zzz43344 2 жыл бұрын
"IT'S MELTING MY HAIR GEL!"
@SailorSunshine 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Angry Sun from Super Mario Bros. 3🤣
@Zak-tk8wv 2 жыл бұрын
Lolll
@zfitness2005 Жыл бұрын
3:46
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight Жыл бұрын
And it chases you!🤣and you can get rid of it by hitting the exit in SUPER MARIO BROS 3.(And Yeah This stand follow them and they defeated it easily)
@STH151NicoleFan 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m a foxy grandpa now!” “I can’t dance for shit!” “No the other one you little asshole!” “What up baby mama?” How is Abridged Joseph such a hilarious character?
@hansolo235 2 жыл бұрын
Regular Joseph is already hilarious, and Abridging turns all dials Up To 11.
@ShaDHP23 2 жыл бұрын
Because Joseph
@comixproviderftw_02 2 жыл бұрын
Tomoko: Joseph? Joseph, is that you? Joseph: MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight Жыл бұрын
Buy me a PS5 or i'll tell grandma
@STH151NicoleFan Жыл бұрын
@@Chrissaiyanjojoknight - “You little fu-!”
@zeruaargi3724 2 жыл бұрын
Jotaro saying "Mommy is sick?" In a worried voice is actually accurate cause he only figures something wrong because he didn't get his goodbye kiss on the cheek when he goes to school.
@iantaakalla8180 2 жыл бұрын
That is how much he knows this show
@_Night_Edge 2 жыл бұрын
Also if you look at the last frame, you can see a tear in Jotaro's eye
@Breakaway-ic5gj 2 жыл бұрын
@@_Night_Edge Seeing that made me sad too
@HatsODoom 2 жыл бұрын
@@_Night_Edge What are you talking about? You undid it...
@dr.kujojotaro 2 жыл бұрын
@@_Night_Edge “I’m not crying… YOU’RE CRYING!”
@QuoththeRavenRequiem 2 жыл бұрын
“Wait, Mommy’s sick?” That was surprisingly wholesome “Joseph, is that you?” “Move move move!” LMFAO!
@argusknight7478 2 жыл бұрын
I had to rewatch that twice and laughed twice as hard as the first time.
@tedykar1121 2 жыл бұрын
Well it's not his fault, hamon broke his condom
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 жыл бұрын
Diamond is Unbreakable
@runtergerutscht4401 2 жыл бұрын
@@Chrissaiyanjojoknight so that's why Josuke got a stand that can fix anything. So that this never happens to him!
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 жыл бұрын
@@runtergerutscht4401 (kinda)LMAO!
@pyroplays599 2 жыл бұрын
The baby's voice is so freaking accurate in the English dub.
@manuelalbertoromero9528 2 жыл бұрын
I almost thought it was the same actor.
@KingoftheOutback 2 жыл бұрын
@@manuelalbertoromero9528 Sup COCKYOIN!!
@savagevalky6966 2 жыл бұрын
Same it’s sooooo accurate
@jeremycarter6618 2 жыл бұрын
Came here to say this
@JoshuaRodriguezReal 2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@lightfaster Жыл бұрын
"Not my fault Hamon destroys condoms" I consider this canon now
@feck6052 2 жыл бұрын
“Wait, mommy’s sick???” LMAO
@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140 2 жыл бұрын
“Yes, her stand has awakened..”
@crimsonpain7687 2 жыл бұрын
I died XD
@DragoSonicMile 2 жыл бұрын
@@crimsonpain7687 No, you didn't. But she almost did.
@johnseymore4774 2 жыл бұрын
The most accurate representation of Jotaro’s character
@user-vs9ds3dc2y 2 жыл бұрын
OMG
@emiliobatres9581 2 жыл бұрын
Polnareff's shift from French to English was so fucking fitting
@cunningsmile4166 2 жыл бұрын
5:42
@mariogirl8100 Жыл бұрын
Funny, because in the actual English Dub, from Part 3 and onwards, they drop the accents.
@theoverseer1775 Жыл бұрын
@@mariogirl8100 how dare those fucking bastards, now we don't get to have the entirety of part 5 sound like the characters will say "Mamma Mia Pizza Spaghetti" at any time.
@jollyd.joestar3937 Жыл бұрын
I wanted the Japanese accents
@thehoodedteddy1335 Жыл бұрын
@@theoverseer1775there are fandubs of great moments from Part 5 dubbed in Italian and they are amazing
@spidums 2 жыл бұрын
Kakyoin's delivery on "did. we. pick. up. an. orphan?" is phenomenal
@cunningsmile4166 Жыл бұрын
What ever did happen to that?
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight Жыл бұрын
Well she went back where she came from in the original one too! Just didn't want her to get caught up in their fight against Stand User.
@stfu_eves 7 ай бұрын
i love all his line deliveries 😭
@SIRDIXON-SD9223 6 ай бұрын
I liked his delivery on "I'm pretty sure anything could be a stand...THE SUN could be a stand"😂
@6701kirby 2 жыл бұрын
“So how gay we talking” felt this in a spiritual level
@TheChessicfayth 9 ай бұрын
Smash cut to Kaiser
@seansoloff7499 3 ай бұрын
@@TheChessicfayththat’s pretty gay
@drewcornog4598 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s also permanently replacing Hamon”. A slap to the face of every JJBA fan that could not recover.
@Archive_7802 2 жыл бұрын
And me. I have the scar, but it doesn’t hurt, anymore…
@ALJ9000 2 жыл бұрын
I prefer Stands, but Hamon still holds a place in my heart
@InvaderTak176 2 жыл бұрын
@@ALJ9000 I would of loved to see if the stand could actually been a more concentrated form of hamon, to explain the jump more precisely
@RicPendragon 2 жыл бұрын
Just wait until the Anime only Hamon fans meet Gyro 🤣
@Gilgamoth 2 жыл бұрын
@@RicPendragon And then they bring back Stand in Jojolion...........and fruits!
@MrRenard7785 2 жыл бұрын
"So *that* boat was a monkey..." Perfect encapsulation of why I love this show.
@aun_el3247 2 жыл бұрын
Forever's Strength: Yes the orangutan is the user Yes the orangutan has a name Yes the boat is the Stand OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS THE STAND
@thatrandomvsdebator 2 жыл бұрын
@@aun_el3247 No thanks
@sa7o3h15 2 жыл бұрын
@@thatrandomvsdebator What a bother!
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 жыл бұрын
@@aun_el3247 yeah it was a freight boat
@Zak-tk8wv 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@zhevxodaone 2 жыл бұрын
BRO WHY WAS THIS PART SO HILARIOUS 😭 4:33
@mr.trouble827 Жыл бұрын
He predicted his death
@littlemissdizzie Жыл бұрын
He Predicted the Future
@ThinkingCrimson 10 ай бұрын
Toth?
@seansoloff7499 3 ай бұрын
@@mr.trouble827OH GOD
@Hordon743 21 күн бұрын
It probably has to do with the reaction
@Tabulatelk15 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Sean Chiplock went from Part 5's real dub to this is incredible to me.
@gayjayy Жыл бұрын
Also Toyohiro, Superfly's user, in Part 4.
@cunningsmile4166 Жыл бұрын
@@gayjayy never say that number
@KWBR1123 Жыл бұрын
@@cunningsmile4166is part 4 especially disliked?
@LoganGrimmnar Жыл бұрын
@@KWBR1123 probably some dumb shit involving tetraphobia. JoJo part 4 was great.
@craque_victor 11 ай бұрын
@@KWBR1123reference to 4 being mista's unlucky number i guess
@geek_on_coffee 2 жыл бұрын
"So, you're an enemy stand user." _"What? How'd you know?!"_ "The Cowboy." *"Howdy!"* "Fuck you." *"Well that's not rootin' or tootin'."* 💀 The voices on this video are so oddly accurate it's hilarious.
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 жыл бұрын
And don't forget the cowboys name is Hol Horse and the stands name is Emperor
@thetruenico6117 2 жыл бұрын
Hol horse is like: Bruh
@waikeonglim7703 2 жыл бұрын
Now i realized how much i there is to appreciate about Hol Horse
@somedingus6255 2 жыл бұрын
@@Chrissaiyanjojoknight Hol Horse's Emp-- GUN
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 жыл бұрын
And HAVE Any of you people remember Hol Horse girlfriend? 🤔(surprise that they TFS Didn't make a joke about her)lol😆
@davidjohnston4577 2 жыл бұрын
Kakiyoin: "The Sun could even be a stand." *Nearly gets cooked alive by the sun.* Jotaro: "F*ck you Kakiyoin." I'm dying over here of laughter.
@xClaydogzx 2 жыл бұрын
IT'S MELTING MY HAIR GEL!!!
@thetruenico6117 2 жыл бұрын
Kakiyoin: Bruh What What did i do
@davidjohnston4577 2 жыл бұрын
@@thetruenico6117 Jotaro: You said the sun could be a stand Kakiyoin. That's what you did.
@greatwhitesark9203 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe they brought up Jouta
@nkoaddojyaan9894 2 жыл бұрын
And so were the crusaders when they saw two rocks
@Jaeden-Man89 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny how Sean Chiplock is in this! Cuz Fun Fact: He actually voices like three JoJo characters in the anime! The connections are crazy!
@riyadislam3441 2 жыл бұрын
I know he voices Mista. Who are the other characters he voiced?
@EinDose 2 жыл бұрын
@@riyadislam3441 He also voices Toyohiro (Superfly's Stand user in DiU) and Sorbet (one of the members of the Hitman Team that died before the story in Golden Wind).
@redeyesstfu 2 жыл бұрын
6:25 *PUCCHI WANTS TO KNOW DIO LOCATION*
@bleepblock2177 Жыл бұрын
He probably already knows where he is
@cooltiger2439 Ай бұрын
Whats bizarre is they did make a baby together. Then Pucci ate that baby. Welecome to jojo (no refunds)
@Yacovo 2 жыл бұрын
"So the Boat exploded." "So the Boat was a monkey." These lines made me laugh hard.
@ligtningdog6399 2 жыл бұрын
I blame you, Jotaro
@cunningsmile4166 2 жыл бұрын
5:16
@junkjunker842 2 жыл бұрын
The ocean believes me, don't you ocean? .. .. .. The ocean says yes.
@akatsukigajou1639 2 жыл бұрын
@@junkjunker842 nope its the dolphins
@deadpan904 Жыл бұрын
Yes, the monkey has a Stand Yes, the boat is the Stand OH MY GOD, BOAT IS THE STAND
@uhhidk5474 2 жыл бұрын
“I think I like the ocean now. that would be my character from now on.” And that’s why Jotraro became Marine biologist :D
@lunari64_ 2 жыл бұрын
[Jotaro will remember that.]
@Sacrengard 2 жыл бұрын
Stone Ocean reference?
@Rexaura888 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sacrengard Reference to the ending of Part 4.
@ArcAngle1117 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sacrengard Jotatro being a Marine Biologist(I'm pretty sure) is a cover for his research on stands. Or it's his litteral day job.
@Sacrengard 2 жыл бұрын
@@ArcAngle1117 oh thats right!
@kaplooeygames8515 2 жыл бұрын
2:03 is a perfect summary of Polnareff's character
@ViktuzKiel Ай бұрын
Le f@k u
@dragondaveltd1992 Жыл бұрын
Grandpa Joseph's travel experiences: Airplane 1:37 Boat (1) 2:18 Boat (2) 2:26 Car 3:44 Submarine 5:10
@anotherdrummingenigma2882 2 жыл бұрын
"Joseph? Joseph is that you?" "MOVE MOVE MOVE!" Favorite line in this whole video.
@Kujo_Cuh Жыл бұрын
ON GOD
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight Жыл бұрын
And 2023 watching this and to anybody epic foreshadowing or of foreshadowing of Diamond is Unbreakable lol!😆
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight Жыл бұрын
If they want to do it in minutes
@retrotrollpyrus8171 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@dragonballzgamer-playingdb6064 2 жыл бұрын
"How gay we talkin?" Scott shows up immediately after that question. Good play, TFS. Good play.
@NameTaken1191 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly my favorite joke in this episode. Surprised we didn't get a Pucci one.
@RacingSnails64 2 жыл бұрын
He's not concerned with being polite OR heterosexual.
@waikeonglim7703 2 жыл бұрын
@@NameTaken1191 We might in the future
@arbetor12 2 жыл бұрын
that had to be a joke kaiser came up with
@Zak-tk8wv 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lucystarlight8887 2 жыл бұрын
The "You're my 17 year old grandson Jotaro Kujo!" line is just like in the first video where George calls Jonathan "My one and only TWELVE YEAR OLD SON!" except you didn't have to photoshop Jotaro's body because that's just what he looks like
@hallowedknightyt1892 Жыл бұрын
"Le fuck you!" That's hilarious XD
@KendallChantelle-ff3ue 3 ай бұрын
Agree… I can’t stop laughing everytime I get to that part!
@DouglasStewart99 2 жыл бұрын
Okay seriously, why is Sean Chiplock's Jotaro so dead on to Matt Mercer's performance? 1:31-1:36 That Tomoko cameo took me completely off guard!
@Fridge_Fiend 2 жыл бұрын
I actually thought it was Matt Mercer and couldn't believe they got him I mean I was right they didn't get him but damn they might as well have
@cunningsmile4166 2 жыл бұрын
2:09
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 жыл бұрын
And to talk about his voice for the abridged version of jojo's bizarre adventure stardust crusaders I heard his voice in Tokyo Revengers as Draken
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 жыл бұрын
@@shawnsuckstm3353 i had his voice in Tokyo Revengers as Draken(dub)and there's a season 2
@MrAzimuth24 2 жыл бұрын
just goes to show how much range Sean has that borders on Matt's level of range
@Time.slinger_ 2 жыл бұрын
“I never had a problem with boa- so the boat exploded” “But doesn’t mean all boats are out th- so that was a monkey” I lost it ther Lamo
@Ramsey276one 2 жыл бұрын
O M G XD
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 жыл бұрын
Forgot that guys name and his stand and don't forget the monkey's name is Forever and the stands name is strength
@cunningsmile4166 2 жыл бұрын
"I blame you Jotoro"
@idosarts_and_krafts 2 жыл бұрын
@@cunningsmile4166 and now i like the ocean That will forever be a part of my character
@fernandoguillen5996 2 жыл бұрын
@@idosarts_and_krafts Did we picked up an orphan?
@Cptn.JackWandil 2 жыл бұрын
"French fried fuck" Got me so bad i couldn't stop laughing
@cunningsmile4166 Жыл бұрын
5:43
@icantthinkofanythingcreati6488 2 жыл бұрын
Jotaro saying "Mommy's sick? :C" is too wholesome
@starsilverinfinity 2 жыл бұрын
"Ive just had a bad history with planes" Understatement of the fucking year
@guilhermecunha2969 2 жыл бұрын
He is even worse with kars
@jakferno7797 2 жыл бұрын
no one but Joseph Joestar is lucky enough to have survived 4 plane crashes in their lifetime
@RealCoolstriker64 2 жыл бұрын
He’s flown to Japan at least twice without incident
@superanimeniac 2 жыл бұрын
@@RealCoolstriker64 "without incident" *Suzie Q would like to know your location*
@animeking1674 2 жыл бұрын
@@RealCoolstriker64 The only thing he wrecked during those trips was his marriage, so tradition is still kept
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 жыл бұрын
We went from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to Polnareff's Bathroom Adventure.
@swearingclaw 2 жыл бұрын
sup
@luqmanmohames677 2 жыл бұрын
Not rated
@leftfoedead 2 жыл бұрын
ratio
@Nonikt 2 жыл бұрын
Always has been
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 жыл бұрын
So when part 2 then?
@The-Eye866 Жыл бұрын
“No but my grandad has two left feet.” “I CANT DANCE FOR SHIT” Love that line
@SomeOrangeCat 2 жыл бұрын
This is how I like my Abridged. Whole-ass episode arcs crammed into a few minutes, with the jokes firing off faster than Stand punches.
@Webshooters1 2 жыл бұрын
"Joseph? Joseph is that you?" "MOVE MOVE MOVE!!" I'm dead xD Don't worry Tomoko, hopefully we'll get to you and your crazy, noisy, bizarre town soon. Also I will NEVER get tired of Antfish's DIO.
@thetruenico6117 2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@herobrine8626 2 жыл бұрын
I DIED LMAO
@daith_izumi 2 жыл бұрын
“I also really don’t want to be noticed here”
@arttech-lopo 2 жыл бұрын
That one got me as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@uchihabomber1296 2 жыл бұрын
Bro I laughed way too hard
@MrSolomonGaming 2 жыл бұрын
"It's also permanently replacing Hamon." Yeah that still kind of stings. Especially since it won't be until Part freaking 7 that they incorporate something that works alongside a Stand decently.
@iantaakalla8180 2 жыл бұрын
And then even the Spin gets used poorly come the end of Part 8, meaning Hamon is the best power system that is not a stand despite the Spin’s versatility.
@MagnificantSasquatch 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, being fair, at least it was pretty obvious that the Spin was the revision of Hamon. Not only that, it’s _absurdly_ more powerful than Stands usually are; literal path to infinite energy. Hell, Gyro was mopping Stand users and he didn’t even have Scan for the longest time. And once he did, he almost took out Valentine and D4C with a single Ball Breaker; wasn’t even the crazy bullshit that Tusk Act 4 is.
@iantaakalla8180 2 жыл бұрын
The spin is definitely far more versatile
@blacktiger24950 2 жыл бұрын
Also, the World was pretty badass but did Dio just friggin lose all of his season 1 powers?
@burakardaaksoy6339 2 жыл бұрын
@@blacktiger24950 Possibly because of Jonathan body and scar
@LeviAckermann13 Жыл бұрын
Watchin this with my brother, he's a huge jjba nerd and then there's me who's only watched first season, it's fucking hilarious.
@hakageryu307 2 жыл бұрын
2:54 Kakyoin, you know cherries don't agree with your stomach. They make you lay eggs. (Thank you CLAMP)
@qualiqueancrum9135 2 жыл бұрын
JJBA Abridged is even more Bizarre and Beautiful than the Original.
@ninjashadow101 2 жыл бұрын
Antfish or tfs?
@kaliosblissapou813 2 жыл бұрын
Let's not get crazy
@justvibin6210 2 жыл бұрын
@@ninjashadow101 Y E S
@sysyishot7859 2 жыл бұрын
Alright now, you’re getting out of hand
@Vesperitis 2 жыл бұрын
@@sysyishot7859 you mean "getting out of STAND"
@lisboah 2 жыл бұрын
"I just have a bad history with planes." No, Joseph. You have a bad history with pretty much every vehicle!
@itcenters 2 жыл бұрын
I just read this comment when he said it this isn’t a comment it’s subtitles
@MrAnthraxes 2 жыл бұрын
Worst part was he didnt even have his cyborg-n*zi-airbag around this time.
@Lemuel928 2 жыл бұрын
Well..The planes don’t like you either,but at least the trains did love you.
@LegendPurpleDragon152 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrAnthraxes I think you mean: "Worst part was he didn't even have his cyborg N- (*German Soldier*) airbag around this time
@MrAnthraxes 2 жыл бұрын
@@LegendPurpleDragon152 Cyborg-Late-30s-German-Soldier-Airbag, to be precise. Thanks for correcting me :P
@ravenpotter3 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact when I went to Egypt I brought a Jotaro plush. I Re-traumatized him. I only brought him out one day to take photos. Also I saw the dio bridge and a lot of Jojo references…. I tried to finish part 3 in Egypt but failed. I did watch the Luxor episode in Luxor though.
@petergriffin1730 Жыл бұрын
5:19 baby mama
@leastlikelysuspect5122 2 жыл бұрын
5:34 Love the fact the High Priestess Fight was skipped for the sub plot of Polnareff finally getting to use the bathroom and not getting assaulted while doing so. This was a lovely choice
@Shadowslash1 2 жыл бұрын
Polnareff loves the fact that him being forced to lick a filthy toilet was skipped =D
@jdpiper 2 жыл бұрын
It occurs to me both JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Pulp Fiction more or less hinge on things getting out of hand while somebody is in the bathroom. "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA?"
@erikedelkamp473 2 жыл бұрын
He did have that chocolate drizzle on his face though…
@casu8l 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, Sean Chiplock's got Jotaro's voice nailed down to a T. I know it may not really be that difficult to replicate, but I genuinely had to see check if they got Matt Mercer to do his voice. This video's hilarious
@xtoadsannom6704 2 жыл бұрын
Well, it's a good thing I saw your comment before writing mine because I didn't bother reading the description and was about to say that Logan Laidlaw did a great job as Jotaro. Seriously, I really thought that was the same voice.
@cloudftw113 2 жыл бұрын
@@xtoadsannom6704 Now that you mention it, I can see him doing a really good Jotaro voice.
@deliwtz 2 жыл бұрын
Dude same
@professionalyusukesimp Жыл бұрын
Sean Chiplock has INCREDIBLE range TBH, just listening to him as Revali in Breath of the Wild, Mishima in Persona 5 and Jotaro in this I can’t even tell they’re the same person.
@RealCFZ Жыл бұрын
Funny enough, he’s also Guido Mista in Part 5.
@RacingSnails64 Жыл бұрын
"Shit we caused brain damaged" is mega underrated. Also fuck, Kakyoin casually violating the nurse and Jotaro responding "YOU'RE PURE EVIL" so seriously before decking him gets me every single time.
@Matrim42 Жыл бұрын
4:01 Best joke you’ve ever written. Full stop.
@carbodude5414 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the beginning pokes fun at how Jotaro pretty much never suffers any real consequences for his rotten attitude
@ac0tactics 2 жыл бұрын
Jolene is the culmination of bad karma that jotaro has acured with his rotten attitude. He suffers.
@manuelalbertoromero9528 2 жыл бұрын
Oh don't worry. That comes to bite him later in his life.
@amuroray9115 2 жыл бұрын
@@manuelalbertoromero9528 REALLY badly
@dark7element 2 жыл бұрын
@@manuelalbertoromero9528 You beat me to it.
@Zak-tk8wv 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@DracoInduperator 2 жыл бұрын
6:49 My very favorite line of this episode: "Dude we live in Dallas, the only thing that blooms out there are horrible allergy trees."
@upg5147 2 жыл бұрын
Couldn't relate more....fuck you Cedar!
@tigerwarrior1787 2 жыл бұрын
@@upg5147 *Watches a cross-shaped building fall onto an orchard of Cedar trees* CEEEEEEDAAAAAAR!!!!
@upg5147 2 жыл бұрын
@@tigerwarrior1787 I was hoping someone made this joke, A+ good sir!
@davidspraguedragonman6479 2 жыл бұрын
@@upg5147 CEEEEDAAAAAAR! Edit: Dammit, someone beat me to it!
@upg5147 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidspraguedragonman6479 It's the thought that counts
@peterepeatepete2845 2 жыл бұрын
“How gay we talkin?” *jump cut to Kaiser* I see what you did there you beautiful man you.
@redcrow3605 Жыл бұрын
Damn... TFS can make anything even funnier and Freaking Awesome at the same time. Wished they could of make more Abridged series.
@kylenguyen7371 2 жыл бұрын
Getting AntFish to do yet another JJBA Abridged project has to be a highlight for the year.
@couchpotato2222 2 жыл бұрын
Sucks his Dio was only at the end of this part, but oooooooo was it good~
@connerthewubbzler1062 2 жыл бұрын
@@couchpotato2222 Bright news, part 2 will have more of him.
@alejandromolina7270 2 жыл бұрын
I miss Tim Curry Dio.
@kylenguyen7371 2 жыл бұрын
@@alejandromolina7270 So do I, but at least the spirit of Abridged Dio still continues.
@shinjojin 2 жыл бұрын
AGREED!!!
@ShadowKamehameha32 2 жыл бұрын
"You brought my friend back to life? That's even BETTER than Little Bush!" That was truly Polnereff levels of wholesome
@crystaljon 9 ай бұрын
@@SuperPeterok A fan of a show that won't exist for another 20 years?
@Gia1911Logous 2 жыл бұрын
4:32 poor kakyoin
@connormacdonald4722 Жыл бұрын
Bruh the death 13 part had me rolling like yeah, what the fuck does a message to yourself from the night prior EVER mean, I once wrote a note to myself saying "don't forget the box people" and I still have no idea what it meant to this day
@animeking1674 2 жыл бұрын
2:23 It's wild to think that in canon,Joseph has brought down a plane and *2* boats in less than 3 days The TSA must shake in fear at the slight of his passport
@cesarvictoriano8072 2 жыл бұрын
5:32 This line is canon. And I’m sure it *is* your fault Joseph. Hamon was mad about you leaving it for Stands, so it left a little present.
@cunningsmile4166 2 жыл бұрын
3:35
@nobafan7515 2 жыл бұрын
I'm still on part 3 first half. When does that get revealed? Cause I recognized a character earlier in the video of being in last 4 (or 5?).
@brezzendorf 2 жыл бұрын
@@nobafan7515 it never revealed that blatant. Just go on then watch part 4 for more details
@nobafan7515 2 жыл бұрын
@@brezzendorf ok, thank you.
@garristhemont1586 2 жыл бұрын
It makes me so happy that they did the joke with Magicians Red sounding like a yelling chicken from the original Jojo abridged by antfish
@Ghostly_scarf Жыл бұрын
Joseph: Yea I also don’t want to be noticed here” Tomoko : Joseph, Joseph is that really you?” Joseph; MOVE MOVE MOVE
@trasegorsuch5140 Жыл бұрын
😆😂🤣
@profitknives 2 жыл бұрын
the voice acting for you guys is normally pretty damn accurate don't get me wrong,but the Jotaro one is insanely accurate,i feel like matt mercer coached someone- great video btw!♡
@pacman10124 2 жыл бұрын
Legit had to check, it's almost 1-1
@alexmills9223 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: That's Guido Mista's voice actor, Sean Chiplock.
@cunningsmile4166 2 жыл бұрын
OH! MY! GOD! HOLY! SHITBRICKS!
@Casino220 2 жыл бұрын
It's Sean chiplock, voice acting legend.
@ZRovas117 2 жыл бұрын
It's Sean Chiplock--guy who voiced Mista in Part 5 and Revali from BOTW
@epictoe7179 2 жыл бұрын
2:36 Anne: “Awww they skipped my shower scene” GOOD! I don’t need the police to be after me!
@Memefan Жыл бұрын
“GOOD! Nobody wants to see your little orphan fanny!” “Welcome to Singapore!” “Alright! Time to find us some crraaazy rich asi-“ **Followed by Ebony Devil stabbing Polnareff to death**
@desmondmalone438 Жыл бұрын
3:48 miss opportunity Rick and Morty joke
@Pandaguy542 Жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@jacobdavis5722 2 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else chuckle a little when Cowboy is asking "So like, how gay we talking?" and immediately it cuts to Kaiser walking in talking about cherry blossoms in Dallas? I have to wonder if that's just how it ended up or if they planned to do that. :)
@TheBanishedWind 2 жыл бұрын
The former. Scott says it wasn't intentional but agrees it's hilarious.
@davidspraguedragonman6479 2 жыл бұрын
Hol Horse’s “Well, that’s neither rootin’ *nor* tootin’!” made me burst out laughing! Also Jota’s mention made me scream in absolute horror!
@ArcadeStriker 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit the part where Josuke's mom spots Joseph had me fucking giggling for an entire minute
@crimson_king8617 2 жыл бұрын
the part were he just says "Ponareff you french fried F*CK" classic
@redbuck1385 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing is that every stardust crusaders parody has Jotaro refer to Holly as "mommy."
@planetbob6703 2 жыл бұрын
6:45 "So like... how gay we talking?" Immediately cuts to:
@TheSpottedBananaFish 2 жыл бұрын
This was perfect hahaha "Joseph is that you?" "MOVE MOVE MOVE"
@dillongause7528 2 жыл бұрын
josuke dad?
@Gia1911Logous Жыл бұрын
2:20 best part
@ValetinoLovebird Жыл бұрын
No wonder Joseph wants to leave Japan so badly
@akshat4607 2 жыл бұрын
This is what this world needed. i would love an abridged series of jjba
@rbraunbeck96 2 жыл бұрын
AntFish made one
@alons8isback 2 жыл бұрын
@@rbraunbeck96 IT stopped in Phantom blood though
@reinsama2.09 2 жыл бұрын
Cough scrub for hire cough
@QuizMasterEntertainment 2 жыл бұрын
You do notices JJBA is a copyright death trap and that's why they couldn't use a single clip from it, right? Also this is like the third episode of basically Jojo's bizzare adventure Kai Abridged, we are getting a part 2 of part three and knowing tfs, likely the next seasons too.
@luckystiff5695 2 жыл бұрын
@@reinsama2.09 scrub for hire is painfully unfunny and mediocre with voices
@zakbarton51 2 жыл бұрын
Jotaro's voice sounds shockingly, SHOCKINGLY! accurate to his english dub
@ymisi1092 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, he voiced Mista in the official part 5 dub
@zakbarton51 2 жыл бұрын
@@ymisi1092 the person who voiced jotaro in this or the official dub?
@ZeroX_MK 2 жыл бұрын
@@zakbarton51 the person who voiced jotaro in this.
@uhhidk5474 2 жыл бұрын
@@ymisi1092 I thought he voice acted Butcati?
@Zak-tk8wv 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@SaiyanDemon 2 жыл бұрын
2:30 that was painfully accurate
@redstrat5976 Жыл бұрын
5:42 made me laugh my ass off
@randomtrainerx.3424 2 жыл бұрын
Jolyne: so dad! What made you want to become a marine biologist? Jotaro: well it all started when I fought an Ape on a boat
@TarotVylan Жыл бұрын
I mean technically it started with a massive muscular fishman but Ape on a boat sounds funnier
@strikingsarcophagus 2 жыл бұрын
Polnareff just getting violently stabbed by Ebony Devil with nobody helping him at all is just beautiful
@santanagarza6395 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit. TeamFourStar sure knows how keep us ALL entertain after ALL these years 😁 keep up the AWESOME work !
@austinfullerton6934 Жыл бұрын
Its crazy just how much everyone sounds like their real voice actor, especially Jotaro
@ninjanicktf9768 2 жыл бұрын
The bit with Tomoko made me laugh so hard
@ALJ9000 2 жыл бұрын
Same 🤣
@arbetor12 2 жыл бұрын
MOVE MOVE MOVE!!
@MaxxDomination 2 жыл бұрын
Kaiser wasn’t kidding about the new editing techniques. He really did a good job 😳
@munto7410 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao this is hilarious. I love that you gave Pulnariff a French accent
@joelbyjack 2 жыл бұрын
These are scary good impressions of the dub voices. Like Jotaro actually sounds like Matt Mercer. Amazing Job
@lelebattles2802 2 жыл бұрын
"Sucks to suck" 😂😂😂 Also Jotaro's voice sounds spot on with Matt Mercer. 👌🏾
@mariogirl8100 2 жыл бұрын
It's Sean Chiplock.
@TheBanishedWind 2 жыл бұрын
@@mariogirl8100 Using a voice similar to Teba
@angelicsunshine2442 2 жыл бұрын
It's actually Sean Chiplock, who is also Mista's english dub VA!!
@remixchild 2 жыл бұрын
1:52 oh just wait until we head back to Italy in the next jojos
@Solongsocialmedia Жыл бұрын
Hey look it Lisa lisa... where did joseph go? *WHERE AM I!?*
@Sakurball 2 жыл бұрын
When Jotaro said "not as lazy as pointing it out" I thought he said "not as easy as pulling it out" which still makes sense considering he's talking to Joseph.
@shadethekid7 2 жыл бұрын
1:32 An accurate representation of tomoko and Joseph’s relationship
@MrBlitz_18 Жыл бұрын
Lol had me on the floor 😂
@supertrike5893 Жыл бұрын
Especially the way MOVE MOVE MOVE is delivered
@TheRealAlpha2 2 жыл бұрын
That is probably the most of JJBA I've ever seen in a single stretch (Not counting what Antfish did). Also, Kaiser is not an annoying weeb, just a very enthusiastic one.
@RacingSnails64 2 жыл бұрын
Still bitter that Taka cut him off from explaining Hirudegarn's name in Dbcember, scripted or not. I was genuinely interested 😂😂😤
@EWOODJ 2 жыл бұрын
One man’s enthusiasm is another man’s annoyance.
@illadre5929 2 жыл бұрын
The voices are so damned accurate to the dub 😂
@BLAZE_2099 Жыл бұрын
3:10 "Hey Polnareff, you flatop F-boy" kinda killed me. LOL
@isaacmontes8289 2 жыл бұрын
I’m actually surprised they referenced Jota Kujo that’s a fucking deep cut, and it’ makes the scene even more hilarious.
@brandond2768 2 жыл бұрын
wait wait wait! is that the melodious voice of the one, the only ANTFISH as DIO!?!?!? i thought i would never hear such perfection again. Anthony, you are the only Dio voice actor for me, for now and forever.
@cunningsmile4166 2 жыл бұрын
How many breads have you eaten on your life?
@sanstheskeleton8104 2 жыл бұрын
The sun could even be a stand." *SCP-001 ''When day breaks'' happen.*
@donttalktomeyoureannoying8736 Жыл бұрын
How in the hell are the voices so damn accurate
@MXForce16 2 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: " I think, I like the ocean now. That will forever be a part of my character." This is why Jotaro wants to becoming a marine biologist.
@jignaio5762 2 жыл бұрын
Man, 3D models are the Abridged equivalent of ragdoll memes and I love it
@yaboifrogger9077 2 жыл бұрын
Pollnareff: finally got to use the bathroom, anyone mind if open the window Everyone:NOOO!!!! Had me in tears
@proteamco.7804 2 жыл бұрын
4:36- Oh the foreshadowing, honestly had me laughing my ass off.
@ijkxjdc 2 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@skykidgaming5622 Жыл бұрын
@@ijkxjdc kakyoin becomes a donut near the end of part 3, that's as much as I'm going to say about it as to not spoil it
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