"Adjusted mountain's collision box" "Increased climber's walk speed" "Fixed bug where girlfriend randomly cries during climb"

“You only won because I lost” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

That dude is angry at the mountain for being a mountain.

"you only won because i lost" has the same energy as "people die when they are killed"

I heard that mountain is gonna get nerfed soon

“You only won cause I lost” He really has a way with words...

I gotta learn all the moves, such as garb.

my favorite scrubquotes are anything related to “spamming block”

“Diego knows like 40 moves!”

"You only won because I lost" has some serious Dan energy. That background theme is very fitting.

"1 star, it was cloudy at the top" my guy Ben Nevis is literally called "the mountain with its head in the clouds"

The Scrublords Prayer: My controls weren’t working And if they were, you were playing dishonorably And if you weren’t, you were playing without skill And if you were, it’s not fun to play that way. And if it is, you only care about winning.

Put "he used 0 garb" on my tombstone

Damn that Diego Umejuarez, why does he have to practice and actually know how to play the game. If he really knew how to play Street Fighter he'd jus mindlessly mash buttons like me.

There's a 200% chance I'm saying "you only won cause I lost" in the next tournament I compete in

“The tyranny of quarter-circle forward” is my fav fighting game related quote now

my personal favorite that i saw in the wild was always "you cant learn anything form losses"

The whole argument that this last dude has falls apart so fast when you think about it. If you get upset at someone actually practicing and getting better because it means you can't hop in and have casual fun then it means that casual fun to you is winning, and if you're upset that you can't win because other people are practicing and getting better while you want to win in a competitive game without putting in any work at all then that just makes you lazy.

"Playing the framerate": They probably meant people keep abusing frame-data or frame-advantage. Like they think people looking into the frame-data or frame-advantage removes the fun or challenge or some crap. lol

17:46 That argument makes no sense. Paraphrase: "Fighting games are about fighting. Not using game mechanics to punish people." So if this dude got into a real fight, what's he gonna do, try and defy the laws of physics to win the fight? What's he gonna do if someone punches him? Take the blow to the face instead of dodging and hitting the guy back?

Something I just realized about motion inputs is that they're a solution in fighting games to the problem of accessing a movelist that's bigger than the available amount of buttons, which every other genre solves by menuing.

Pretty much every thing LTG says can be on this list.

I had someone use you only won because I lost. I started using that myself. I also use "I am undefeated except for the matches I lost."

“You are too competitive, You only want to win”, Someone sent me this when i beat them 5-0. L

"You only won cause I lost" - Low Tier God

My favorite thing to say when playing offline is “if this was offline I woulda teched that”

"Throws are cheap" is the all time classic

Guys, I heard God was releasing the patch notes for the mountain on the 18th!!!

My favorite of all time is: "I bet you watch Maximillian"

“You only won cuz I lost” things I’ve def yelled out loud at my screen after losing a ranked match because I haven’t practiced in weeks lmao

Came here for scrubby salt sayings, left with an educational and cautionary tale of the highest freakin mountain in the British Isles. This is the elite quality JMcontent we all know and love

scrub: "Ben Nevis was too cloudy!" jm: "It's okay for landmasses to have weaknesses"

I believe you're wrong on the definition of a scrub, JM. The official definition is that they are: "A guy who thinks he's fly, and is also known as a busta"

17:58 As someone who's been in a couple of fights once or twice... What... does this guy think people do in real life fightings???

Are you telling me people ACTUALLY TRY TO WIN when they play?

That matchmaking quote is the overwatch community in its embodiment xD

The skill based matchmaking debate really picked up in first person shooters when it was found out that major developers were intentionally messing with matchups to help encourage getting DLC. The people who complained the loudest were the ones who wanted to go 30-1 KDA and run around stomping noobs feeling awesome about carrying the game it felt like.

I’ve gotten so many messages from DBFZ players and one of my favorites was that I in fact “Corner Spammed” what does that even mean like just block my guy

If this doesn't contain at least one message I've sent on Discord I'm gonna be mad disappointed

i'm glad i'm not the only one who kind of recoils in horror when i hear people unironically say "sweats"

"U only won cause I lost" is honestly very true. It's not really about making the better moves to win, it's more about making less bad moves than your opponent.

"My favorite player Dee aye goh" IM DEAD

I have a good one I got one time playing DBFZ "It's hard to win against someone who never defends" ...like, seriously bro lol

"You only won cause I lost." Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

The harder you mash in a fighting game, the better player you are. And if you mash really hard, you become Diego.

What's crazy to me is, they beat that mountain and yet dude's still salty.

My god that was “people die if they’re killed” leveled quote. Amazing

My favorites are entire essays that start with "I don't really care that I lost, but--"

Ugghhh, I needed this video, I'm getting so scrubby in siege lately that this smacked me back into reality. Great video man! 👍

Skill based matchmaking is good if there are no pay to win elements

This is a actually a good breathe of fresh air, hopefully more content like this comes around

Really enjoyed this video!! The commentary makes these 100x funnier to me

All I gotta saying besides LOL'ing is that David Sirlin's book changed my life and not only with videogames.

Fun fact: some people claim the word “scrub” comes from the fighting game community originally, meaning someone who just “scrubs” the arcade buttons when playing, aka a button masher. But the definition you gave is spot on.

Motion Inputs guy: I’m so correct I’ve thought of every single counter you could bring up and they’re all wrong every one of them my brain is large so I’m correct Player: Motion Inputs are fun to grind and be good at. Motion Input guy: yeah- well but- ihhh- uhhhh- but bad game design??? Lazy??? Why fun??? Buhhhhhhhh

5:50 JM reflecting that demonitization as hard as he can

1:06 This sounds like a Twitter account dedicated to all of DarkSydePhil's excuses.

U only won cause I lost...that needs to be on a t-shirt.

I love that you kept the mountain-climbing and painting scrub quotes in there. Too funny!

I love these videos where you talk about fighting game related stuff. still out here waiting for a new episode of fgc history tho

"You only won cause i lost" Sounds like the kind of scrubquotes your younger brother says when he losses

My personal favorite quotes both come from the same person, Quote #1 : The way the pro's play is disgusting absolutely no fun moments of gameplay just two people trying to get combos off. No overcharges, a total of 2 guard changes, and basic sqaure/triangle combinations Quote #2 : In terms of mechanics and characters it' balanced. But I honestly don't believe the game is that balanced. It highly favors better players. That to me isn't a balanced game. Reading these quotes was one of the best laughs that I had in a long time at that point. God bless Scrubquotes.

Lmaooo the mountain review you think it’s over but it just keeps going

My favorite one comes from a comment that I saw while I was watching dbfz evo finals and some guys were arguing saying go1 was bad and just won because he spammed block

Aw I guess you made this before the "FARTCLOUD GRAVE" scrub quote 😂 Also the last guy: "The Schrödinger Sweaty"

even in real fighting the goal is to read your opponent and capitalize on their mistakes with your knowledge of the rules of the sport xD poor guy doesn't even know what basic competition is about

This was a nice video to watch, very entertaining!

Gotta love how the top is from TikTok

The one I've heard more than any other: "u only did 1 move" Easiest rebuttal: "I only needed 1 move to beat you"

A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly and is also known as a buster

Getting my hate mail featured on scrubqoutes was the hyperbolic highlight of my life

Awesome video, some of those quotes made my day.

Laziest thing I ever heard, people are apparently 'sweats' for trying to get better at a game they enjoy. And this ruins his fun. Hell of an attitude to face life with. Absolutely amazing....😣

The bald genius back with another banger

After #2 I thought it couldn't get any more cringe, but I was wrong. 😂 The guy's treating the simple act of jumping between platforms and occasionally diving as some arcane art that you have to train 12 hours a day and meditate under a waterfall to unlock within yourself. "You should play for fun! Winning shouldn't matter! On another unrelated note, I find it so annoying when I lose that I completely stopped playing games." Classic. That motion input one is pretty funny too. To go off on a tangent here, I got into a discussion on the Core-A video with someone who believed motion inputs were literal gatekeeping. I was saying the whole motion input controversy was like people claiming other things in games are "objectively" bad and should be outright abolished, which going by my experience talking to people online, includes: any kind of levelling system, manual save points, mute protagonists, 2D sprites instead of 3D models (The game in question was, hilariously, Disgaea 5), ever having a single moment in a game where you get lost (even if it's a horror game or has a lot of exploration), and my personal favourite, racing games where you drive on a track, mockingly called "corridor racers." (This as around the time Burnout Paradise and Forza Horizon were gaining popularity with their open worlds) He claimed nobody was making those arguments, and then when I posted a bunch of proof, he started saying some of them were making some good points and that if I disagreed I was mentally challenged and holding back the progression of gaming. My point was people have a wide array of preferences and that there's room for all types of games for different audiences, that one man's trash is another man's treasure, which he took as me saying nobody should be allowed to complain or criticise any game, ever. Apparently. So I think the anti-motion input crowd are actually a byproduct of a rather prevalent attitude amongst gamers that goes like this: "I don't like this thing, therefore it's objectively bad. Therefore anyone who says they like it is either gatekeeping (The worst thing ever!) or has brain damage and should be ignored outright. (Which totally isn't gatekeeping against the disabled.) If game devs make games the way I want it'll be the objectively correct decision for every person everywhere, except for those I disagree with who don't count as people and therefore don't deserve to have fun." Anyway, great video. I'm gonna be searching up some more scrub quotes now!

Whenever I look out at the mountains I too often wonder what assortment of severely underfunded restaurants are just sitting up there with staff and products waiting for a random customer to discover them like a hidden video game location

I enjoyed this, would like to see more of this content :)

"You only won, because my character is bad" This is common especially in DBFZ, where you can pick 3 character and the chances you pick bad character is above 10%

Damn, this video is really funny! 😁 Thank you! Would love more meta content!

I have a unhealthy way of being a new street fighter player my cousin beat me and I got mad and said he did not deserve it. Thank you for encouraging me to change :).

Mt Everest: 1 out of 5 stars There was no pub at the top, my best friend died, and it was too cold

Sir...Can I get a smidge? Just a little bit of neutral, just a taste, a lick if neutral?

"Fighting games are about fighting each other, not waiting for your opponent to make a technical error so you can use your internal knowledge of the game's internal systems to punish them." i like how this guy thinks that the optimal time to attack your opponent is not when they have made a mistake, no. the optimal moment to advance is when they are _being competent._ that makes sense.

Guess im gonna use " i disapprove cause i didnt study"

About "U only won because I lost", it's funny because time ago it seemed to me that Rafa Nadal (the tennis player) had a very long streak of no losses. He either was winning or, as soon as he realized he was going to loose, he would drop the match claiming some physical issue or whatever. Or at least it looked so to me. That sentence perfectly describes the idea that I was having of Rafa Nadal. 😊

These make my brain hurt, good grief. "I can beat anybody by just mashing, there's no actual skill involved." "All people do is just punish you when you do stuff." I can't handle this idiocy.

this video is so damn funny, scrubquotes is honestly unlimited content tbh

I loved that Evo moment where Jistin Wang lost to Deago

sometimes online i feel like my inputs are eaten due to a small lag spike but idk if thats actually a thing or if my controller is broken

Hope we can get a monthly or weekly scrubquote video xD

The "You only won cause i lost", i think i know what he meant. My Football coach used to say "They didnt win, you lost", as in, due to us making so many mistakes, we caused our loss even if we were a better or more skilled team. Like, when you miss input the reversal that could have both saved you and give you the win. Is about you failing. So, dont look at it from the perspective of logic, is more about self improvement and being strict with yourself. And it isnt about minimizing the effort of the oponent, it really isnt. Is about that old minset where you are very tough and strict with yourself.

Wait till that kid sees footage from an NFL weight room.

See that's the essence of video game scrubquotes. Scrub: "Look at this sweatlord pulling off a 90% damage combo. Fight me blow for blow like a real man." Sweatlord: "GGs git gud scrub"

I think you should make more varied content like this, they're always bangers. Not that I dislike your gameplay

This Fall guys video is really good you're amazing at it.

In terms of skill based matchmaking in shooters they're shouldn't be any in casual playlists. If their is ranked then yes but not in casuals, one of the reasons many left Call of Duty and Fortnite among other games. In fighting games for sure

"My favorite player, Diego knows like 40 moves." I'm dead

On that neutral scrubquote guy who won should have just said "Yes i know neutral, i won it that game.."

Thumbnail quote is PERFECT

Guy 1: I used like 3 grabs in a 5 - 0 set Guy 2: I was naked😎