Jo Koy and his Son Are Failing Math

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@Artfulscience1 3 жыл бұрын

As a private math tutor whose worked with a lot of private schools in LA, this is very accurate lol

@kmdudich 3 жыл бұрын

Who’s *

@kmdudich 3 жыл бұрын

Whose vs who’s is hard

@kmdudich 3 жыл бұрын

Apparently harder than math

@chernxbyl9140 3 жыл бұрын

@@kmdudich you must have lots of free time lol

@baenaenae5801 3 жыл бұрын

@@kmdudich they're a math tutor, not an English one.

@hardyzfan86 3 жыл бұрын

You know, he’s got a point. Not all parents were meant to help teach their kids. I think the distance learning during the pandemic definitely proved that

@Just-Nikki 3 жыл бұрын

My niece called me one day because my sister was yelling at her for lying. My sister said onomatopoeia wasn’t a real word and wanted my niece to apologize and stop saying it’s a real word. It’s fine my sister didn’t know it but she didn’t even check to see if it was real before yelling at my niece.

@s.a.g.g.e1825 3 жыл бұрын

Except me i was prepared over a decade ago🤓🧐

@iamb34 3 жыл бұрын

That’s so mean you should look into that could be abusive behaviour

@jasminesavard3761 3 жыл бұрын

@@iamb34 what's so mean about it ?

@iamb34 3 жыл бұрын

@@jasminesavard3761 apologizing for smth you did not even do wrong and being yelled at for it can do a lot to a kid. It can even cause them to be insecure about everything they say later.

@jacobgarza3817 3 жыл бұрын

Those damn milk cartons never did make a spout, and if it did you were drinking 90% milk and 10% paper

@seebeyondurself1st82 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 yes, so true!

@nathaliem3423 2 жыл бұрын

Exactlyyy I always just open it with my mouth when I was in Kinder cus I couldn't be bothered....little 5 year old me had shit to do

@Lycan4 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if that's why my school did away with the cartons after a year or two, and for the rest of grade school, my milk came in a sealed plastic square, which was essentially a square bubble of milk. You were supposed to plunge the straw into the middle, but either you did it too weak and the straw didn't puncture, or you did it too hard and it went through to the other side, and now your milk's all over the table. The straw method never worked, so what a lot of us resorted to was chewing off one of the corners and sucking the milk out through the hole like we were starving infants. I hated those things, but honestly, they were easier to deal with than the cartons.

@hashslingingslasher666 2 жыл бұрын

Dude I drank so much free milk out of a square box as a kid. We had one kid in class that could open the shit right and everyone thought he was fucking Einstein.

@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын

@@hashslingingslasher666 i was in public schools since kindergarten. By the time I was in 4th grade I finally mastered the art of opening it. Now my kids have it easy, it's a plastic bottle with a red lid. So lucky, I wish we had those back in the 80's.

@frencyyamcandelario737 3 жыл бұрын

"No Mr. Koy that's SEPRAAAAAAT."

@510jm Жыл бұрын

That dialogue between him and the teacher is gold.

@riley7253 3 жыл бұрын

As a highschooler, this shit had me say, out loud, "that's so accurateee!"

@zulusiyathokoza 2 жыл бұрын

the paper work for the milk and the fees, so accurate. private schools have fees for their fees. i'm so grateful my mother stuck it out and took me to one for the last four years of high school. it changed my life, but it also definitely changed hers. we used to be middle class. now we're in the middle of sliding down to poverty. but it's fine because i know the difference between father and farther. life's great. 😂

@Bintmahmud 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PrincessMiriam0 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bairashid5602 2 жыл бұрын

He managed to illustrate exactly what most of us went through & I cant help but reminisce on every skit he does!

@ELIASyIBARRA Жыл бұрын

Jo hit the nail on the head on this one. The delivery and everything. Teachers can be condescending when it’s their job to make sure the students don’t fail.

@BetwixtDogAndWolf 3 жыл бұрын

It’s delicious when it’s free

@conanguo2908 2 жыл бұрын

Dude is too good at mimic. I just could not stop laughing 🤣

@tribzman3977 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely loved the uproar of laughter from the crowd when he said - you turn the carton around to the back and start it over. It's because we have ALL done it sometime in our lives and we can sooooo relate!

@Jhulinare 3 жыл бұрын

As a bastard child from the 90's, who figured dry cat food tastes better than moldy bread at a young age(6). The free meals at school were fricken lit. Chicken sandwich was my goto, until they reduced the size of chicken and upped the bun size. Had chocolate, regular or 2%. Then they busted out the strawberry. Went back to regular tho

@TyrBarghest 3 жыл бұрын

The mock chicken legs with mash potatoes and gravy were a way of life.

@ines8380 3 жыл бұрын

Dry cat food ? Sorry about that man.

@angelrufo1780 3 жыл бұрын

Wow. Life never had been easy.

@briantyson7744 3 жыл бұрын

You must be very intelligent, you don't signal maladjustment as a result of not being held in the regard a child should be.

@seanheany444 3 жыл бұрын

Bro I'm totally stealing a bastard child from the 90s

@isa-chan1927 3 жыл бұрын

4 minutes and 11 seconds of Jo Koy being Jo Koy... and it's funny as shit.

@TruthAndLight4995 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!!! I went to Catholic school and yeah. . .my father would cuss when he’d show up to pay tuition and before leaving the Principal would remind him that he needed to pay for milk . . .separately. 🤣

@jds_9461 3 жыл бұрын

It's delicious when it's free 😂😂

@rachels111 3 жыл бұрын

The milk is so accurate with them cartons 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@___Anakin.Skywalker 2 жыл бұрын

Where did you get them? We didn't have that in our school. We used to get it from the dispensers, hot or cold depends

@AlohaLowah 2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!! I laughed so hard that. Been there too many times to count. "It's suppose to make a spout. It didn't. You have to turn it around and start again at the back" 🤣🤣🤣

@monina2782 3 жыл бұрын

and then there's a stereotype that asians are great in math. i failed calculus twice and i know i'm not the only one.

@PETERGRlFFlN 3 жыл бұрын

I think that stereotype only applies to the chinese. I had to retake my algebra 😁

@dravidiafotato1098 3 жыл бұрын

PaPotato I’m half Chinese so I’m just half good at math I always forget it when I Finished the semester

@jasminesavard3761 3 жыл бұрын

I'm chinese and math was my worst subject i was failing it and i hated it

@audraelynnegrimmelhaussen8808 2 жыл бұрын

I had to take a summer class for Trigonometry and Chemistry so instead of enjoying my vacation I had to go to school. My dad was LIVID. Yep, Asian

@cheesycheese23 2 жыл бұрын

That stereotype is only applicable to chinese and indians..

@Shuriver 3 жыл бұрын

Don't fail math as an Asian... Oh god. They're gonna attack you verbally like just as Jo Koy said, the "Yelling" language. Then they're gonna invite you to the dinner table like nothing happened

@itsmongi. 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like youuuu, owe me moneeyyy😂😂🤣🤣

@GuyFerzOfficial 3 жыл бұрын

*Now you're drinking milk out of a square box* LMAO

@shey2nk 2 ай бұрын

I must have watched this 10 times and can't get enough... he's so funny...thank you

@AlohaLowah 2 жыл бұрын

"Sounds like you owe me money" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@justinfifer9636 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is so great I would love to get tickets with my wife. He seriously crack me up!!!

@amerie1987 3 жыл бұрын

Those milk cartons... they never made a spout. 😂

@inessairdayanty 2 жыл бұрын

His descriptions about the milk was so spot on. Especially the monopoly house 🤣

@frenchtoast7742 2 жыл бұрын

I was the same way as him with my daughters private school. Waste of money 🙄 Nickle and dime you for everything 😂 Public high school was Heaven for my daughter! He is SPOT ON ! ❤️

@jackieedmondson8422 Жыл бұрын

I can watch his stuff repeatedly and still crack up!! 😂

@rebeccap5538 2 жыл бұрын

The way he imitated the white teacher was spot on

@calebmantv1815 2 жыл бұрын

"Delicious when its free" is A FILIPINO EXPRESSION

@loving.ceceli7457 5 ай бұрын

I didn’t get a chance to watch the Golden Globes. But I can say that this skit made me laugh hard!! Relatable content 👍🏻. And your delivery was good 😂

@aliali-ce3yf 3 жыл бұрын

i thought private school was supposed to have all these resources ........ i guess public is the better option , at least its free

@aliali-ce3yf 3 жыл бұрын

@Netflix Tv yes, tell me more! would you like my social security number too?

@VPAlenkin 3 жыл бұрын

Nope. The parent pays for the resources.

@solairesolalalalalemon1198 3 жыл бұрын

@Netflixtv I donate my sperm on a regular basis for spare change

@stephsaguudefan1753 2 жыл бұрын

No it's not, you pay just as much in taxes if not more, then they completely blow 90% of the money on God knows what. They don't provide pencils or notebooks, the textbooks are like 40 years old and falling apart, a lot of them don't provide food for free....where does the money even go?

@solairesolalalalalemon1198 2 жыл бұрын

@@stephsaguudefan1753 it goes to Afghanistan.

@Yao686 2 жыл бұрын

2:18 his facial expressions are just hilarious!

@lilyjaboh 3 жыл бұрын

Jo Koy's hilarious as hell 😂

@notdante1151 Жыл бұрын

The milk joke hit SUPER HARD!

@ifferl8781 3 жыл бұрын

He impersonated me perfectly

@ifferl8781 3 жыл бұрын

@inatranse031 Жыл бұрын

" Uh Oh....!" Looks like you owe me money " !!!🤣😂🤣😂

@Neptune_symbol0273 2 жыл бұрын

The milk bit killed me

@brett-1261 2 жыл бұрын

I love the parent conference lmao. Uh oh, uh oh😂

@Msip12 2 жыл бұрын

The milk carton had me done. Because that brought back memories

@mermaid717 3 жыл бұрын

My son is six and I'm horrible at English class and I had to blatantly look at his teacher and go "I don't even know what that is, how do I teach my son long and short vowels?" 🤣 I still dont know lol

@juanach4948 3 жыл бұрын

My son is in kinder and also learning long vowel short vowel. I don’t remember any of this but luckily we have the KZfaq! 😂

@daneel83 2 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@AriessunvirgomoonlightLibraise 3 жыл бұрын

FACTS !!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO,, I had to get my daughter a tutor because i felt dumb AF an too lazy to help her with math.. it was a reason i only had 1 child

@Llilac2481 3 жыл бұрын

I'm also terrible at math. I can't even imagine by the time I have kids. Like you, it will be only ONE kid lol.

@Llilac2481 3 жыл бұрын

Don't even get me started on Common Core Math lol

@reneedoiron7560 2 жыл бұрын

The "New Math" is hard, don't worry. If you don't have a guide book, forget it. I know because I taught it. I had to relearn everything. 😂

@ChrisSmithBass 2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit that very last bit about trying to open the milk…. That was a huge blast of nostalgia.

@joohoneybun 2 жыл бұрын

growing up as a poor kid we had to have free stuff too at school. luckily in canada they provide free meals for breakfast and lunch, some schools even sent food home to children (my school did but it was also a catholic school for low-income families). he really brought back those terrible memories of those damn cartons of milk lmao. but really if i were him i would be frustrated too.

@meisteremm 2 жыл бұрын

In our school, we had little milk bags that you'd have to stab with a straw so hard that it would send the milk right into your eyes to even open them. Lots of fun times with those.

@maxine2560 Жыл бұрын

😂😂math😂😂nip in the bud😂😂😂😂milk

@isaiahfelton9928 Жыл бұрын

That milk carton skit hit way to close to home😂💀💀💀

@shey2nk 2 ай бұрын

He's so funny.... must have seen this clip more than 10 times

@werkywoll222 2 жыл бұрын

that treacher 😂😂😂😂😂

@sjinzaar 2 жыл бұрын

I always feel like I just want to hug him and say it will be okay…

@Liz-cmc313 3 жыл бұрын

The struggle is real

@MsBizzyGurl 2 жыл бұрын

I was a volunteer lunch Mom. All I did was open things.

@tibbsdailyday2611 2 жыл бұрын

My parents never help me with math, they just made sure i do the homework

@playboi4hunnid 3 жыл бұрын

The boxes felt way better than the bags of milk 🤣

@wedadams803 2 жыл бұрын

That is on point at the same time hilarious!

@shaunaleessnackidies 2 жыл бұрын

Love the voice impression 🤣

@elitetextstory9585 2 жыл бұрын

The crying is relatable 😭

@allenway Жыл бұрын

0:47 pure comedic genius 😂

@JuaniqueVerde 3 жыл бұрын

😂 gotta get that son tutor!! Stop playing!

@sasukegutszerolevialucod6927 2 жыл бұрын

He always stating facts in life relatable experience culture in a joking way with his mimics but not offending at the same time.

@freaker126 3 жыл бұрын

when he talks about the milk, i remembered my school gave us a package of powdered milk to bring home. Didn't really like the taste. Schools and govts use to help students, especially the poor. But, now they leave it to others while they get higher pay and good benefits. It's all about money nowadays.

@DxModel219 3 жыл бұрын

FACTS !!!

@mecahunter7092 2 жыл бұрын

Truest thing I've Read in a long time. I especially loved the government cheese. 😋😂

@lanapugh 2 жыл бұрын

As a private school kid now with a kid in private school (blue collar parents and now I’m blue collar too) this is sooooooo freaking accurate.

@Fleurde321 2 жыл бұрын

I cAn relate to the square box😂

@yoinkaim1499 2 жыл бұрын

OMF THis guY BRUHHHHH😹😹 K dont even have words 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

@joeytagz8048 3 жыл бұрын

That jiggy though 😅

@franklee5099 2 жыл бұрын

When I was in school my mom always said "it's Greek to me" I don't know what she would have said if my homework was actually learning Greek...lol. Free milk was good but I always remember being a little envious of the anemic rich girls drinking a soda and having a snack cake for lunch that they had money to buy out of vending machine... God bless this guy who totally understand snooty rich folk coming from poor background. Thanks I am glad you popped up on KZfaq for me to watch.

@lovinmycurvescurls3842 3 жыл бұрын

I use to get free lunch and that milk carton was a bear! 😂😂🤩

@mobutterflies3848 2 жыл бұрын

ITS THE HANDS FOR ME!!!!!! 😂

@mytravls 2 жыл бұрын

I do too remember what free Choco milk tasted like in high school. And, some cartons were so tough to open and make that spout

@samiakmal4992 3 жыл бұрын

As a rising senior in high school, I know his trouble of opening milk too well

@amandaleeborchert3745 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!🤣

@coolio33388 3 жыл бұрын

Back in elementary a friend of mine found a fly in his chocolate milk. N Never drank another monopoly milk carton ever.

@rachaeleigh 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't realize we were poor until I was in my 30s I thought everyone put their clothes on layaway

@nitromiyazaki 2 жыл бұрын

Pro tip: Open the two sides on the milk carton and face the open side to you. Push the open sides back with one hand while holding the box tight with the other. Pull the two sides forward towards your chest, but pinch it closed while doing so, so that the spout is forced open. Finally, you can pinch the tip of the spout and pull it the rest of the way. In 3rd grade, this was the secret skill I was able to possess to always open that milk carton during lunch.

@lauramalek3128 2 жыл бұрын

Dude's not wrong about those "Monopoly house milk cartons". They were a mess!

@chikondiphiri8271 3 жыл бұрын

Loool, here in Zimbabwe private schools also sit you down. Soo funny!

@reina3931 3 жыл бұрын

Just to say hi. I hope his son gets better at maths.

@chernxbyl9140 3 жыл бұрын

Hey there, son has since improved to a b- in math!

@birdpooper 2 жыл бұрын

It's just a joke

@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын

My son is also 13 and he is in that stinky, rebellious, "I don't want to do anything" age. I hope it's over soon. And he also has a -C in math and is in the 8th grade. My question is, why? I had +A in math always (I am an engineer now).

@darrienekassandraduran8825 2 жыл бұрын

Ha, funny how related this is to me. I'm the kid who is utterly hopeless at math (literally cannot solve anything) and worse of all, my father was an engineer. On top of that, my two eldest siblings who are outstanding at math went to the same school I go to which was just great because my math teachers would always say, "Your siblings were great at math, why aren't you?" and I would always be so ashamed and humiliated, I remember even crying because of that. Now in highschool, my father now works as a teacher at my school and I feel like my math teachers are only giving me a passable grade because I'm the daughter of one of their coworkers and I'm embarrassed because my classmates thinks that too and I feel like a let down to my family and a loser. So yeah...everything's fine?

@anap847 2 жыл бұрын

@@darrienekassandraduran8825 You're not a Let down or a disappointment...I have a theory there are people who are great in Math or people who are great writers..maybe your a writer not a mathematician.

@FalconWindblader 2 жыл бұрын

Dominant traits don't always get passed down. In my case, i had always been the one worst at math in my family, like just anything past basic addition, subtraction, multiplication & division makes my head HURT. yet, both my mom & dad have jobs that involves a lot of number crunching, & my brother graduated with an accounting degree. On the other hand, my affinity for languages (a rather minor trait from my dad's side) got cranked to 11. Where i come from, multilingualism is a common, everyday thing, & i speak & write the commonly used languages in my family, better than anyone in my family. With that said, your kid may just be good at something else instead.

@dinniewinnie 2 жыл бұрын

I remember in London in the 80’s all kids got free milk in glass bottles

@J_131 7 ай бұрын

You posh bastards! Lol. Good for you though. Glad not everyone drank out of carton that didn't open 😂

@annerota5103 4 ай бұрын

Love this bit about the math...he's spot on and hilarious, love him.

@ZeeButsog Жыл бұрын

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@thelilinator6405 Жыл бұрын

The uh oh part sounds like the guy from despicable me that didn't wanna give the kids the unicorn

@tomatoautumnal9085 2 жыл бұрын

Everything is delicious when it's free!

@brittanytaylor1188 3 жыл бұрын

Dude is hilarious as heck

@matthewvengers1291 2 жыл бұрын

Man .... you brought back a lot of memories. Thank you Josep.

@tupapi6989 2 жыл бұрын

And here i thoughtnall of these years i was the only that couldn't open that MILK CARTON.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mailannguyen8867 2 жыл бұрын

Very funny I love jo koy comedy show 👍❤️🥰🙏🌹

@Hungry_Hufflepuff_ 2 жыл бұрын

The milk part was so relatable, I would just take a straw for a square spout. Or, punch through the paper that wouldn’t make a spout

@oralia1217 Жыл бұрын

He is hilarious!!! Love it!!!😂😂😂

@timbaker1843 3 жыл бұрын

They never do make a spout always gotta turn it into a square

@dlion1027 3 жыл бұрын

I’m a freshman in high school and I swear the milk at the school are broken every single time….

@iliar3563 Жыл бұрын

“Now you’re drinking milk out of a square box”✋😂

@desireedeemago5970 2 жыл бұрын

OMG I love this guy he is hilarious 😂

@stacie4170 7 ай бұрын

Don’t forget we had paper straws Jo! 😂😂😂

@charlettea.p.kealoha8050 Жыл бұрын

So on the money, Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii

@youkaihenge5892 2 жыл бұрын

When I come home and need help in math it's usually: "Damn this partial differential equation isn't homogeneous" "Why can't I convolute this Inverse Laplace" "Darn those residues from cauchy integration" "Why is the triangle inequality here"