"I gotta work on myself, man." - Bill Burr for the past 12 years

Joe: “At least we’re not drug addicts” Billing looking nervous into the void: “yeah I need to work on myself...”

When I was 7 I wanted to be Optimus Prime, I'm happy my parents didn't surgically implant chrome plates on me.

I was a teacher for years, and boys are more active and aggressive. That doesn't mean that a girl can't be those things, or a boy can't be quiet, but generally that doesn't happen often. Let's say in a preschool class of 20 children, you have 15 boys and 5 girls, because I was always given the boys, cause I knew how to deal with them. Within the 5 girls you have 4 princesses, and 1 tomboy. Within the 15 boys, you have 5 demo workers, 5 construction workers, 4 wrestlers, and 1 artist that is quiet. So out of the entire class of 20, you have 2 that don't fit the norm. Which, is usually how it goes. Also, the boys and girls don't really interplay all that much, unless they have to.

"Society has got me down man, putting me in a box, labelling me, restricting me, it's bullshit" -Sam, 2 year old

Bill Burr dressing like a Slavic overlord my guy.

"Some of these celebrities and the names they're naming their kids" Elon Musk: hold my beer

"Women think that it's the way boys are being coached" Here i am, raised by a single mom, having anger issues and getting into fights all the time

“They’re lucky we’re not drug addicts” Bill: *pauses* “y-yeaah”

Got 3 boys under 5. They break everything. And everything is a gun.

Bill made a very legit point with girls being socially aggressive while boys are physically aggressive. It's a pretty well established theory. P.S. The pause after, "This is Folding Chair Johnson," killed me.

I remember taking my girls to a boy's birthday party when they were 2 and 4 as the only two girls. They gave the kids water guns for a backyard water fight which we encouraged the girls to get into, but instead they used the water guns to water some flowers along the fence. We actively encouraged them to participate but they were drawn to this nurturing aspect of tending to these flowers.

"Sell the house, burn some sage" I really felt that one lmao

Folding Chair Johnson sounds like a Rick and Morty character! 😂

4:28 "This is Folding Chair Johnson." This guy kills me.

“Women don’t like when you collect” Tell that to my wife. If she crams any more shit into this place, she’s gonna push our kid right out the window

My friend complained about women being held back by gender assumptions with toys.....he then bought his two year old girl a mini kitchen....oh how I laughed

"If you don't think about it, they'll remind you of it". Truer words never spoken.

I didn't raise every kid but for my kids they both had access to toys for both genders and my boy went for weapons and my girl went for baby dolls. People just can't choke it down that we have preprogrammed behavior just like any other animal.

I gave my 3 year old son a baby doll to practice for when his sister came...he launched it like a rocket, same year took the pine cones of my Christmas tree and threw them like grenades....he never watched anything like that either at this point 🙃🤣

"This is Folding Chair Johnson" 🤣🤣🤣

“Sell the house! Burn some sage! That was interesting.”

This topic is what I wish George Carlin was alive for.

Bill Burr's story about the boy destroying the chair had me laughing because it reminds me of his stand up when he's talking about crushing this ladies donuts for no reason.

Gad Saad in fact is pronounced Jad Sa'ad, ironically Sa'ad in Lebanese means happiness :D

“Don’t you remember school. Don’t you remember how mean kids are”

When I was 4, I thought I was a t-rex, I’m glad my parents didn’t glue claws and teeth to me

“Folding Chair Johnson” 😂😂😂

Here's why Bill Burr is an outstanding comedian: He does not give TWO FUCKS about what people think of him because of how he thinks or what he says... More people should operate like that.

2020 = facts are hate speech , lies are love.

“Folding chair Johnson” I’m ducking dead

I remember the stories about me as a baby. As soon as I started walking, I got the hang of running. I ran all the time. Hell, I can even tilt my head to avoid hitting something while I was running. They didn’t put me in a play pen or whatever is the glorified version of a crib. I was just locked in the bedroom to keep me from running around.

Women don’t like when you collect things True, my ex tried to get me to well one of my guitars so we could pay for (read that as I could pay for) a holiday together. Apparently 4 is too many. Her 36 strong shoe collection though... that’s not too many..?

I’ll never forget when my 1st son was 4 - everyone in our neighborhood seemed to have baby girls - we are invited to a little girl’s birthday party ... all the moms were sitting on a blanket with their sweet little dress-wearing girls playing tea party, for an hour .... I watched my son run rings around the blanket, then run up their stairs, then try to jump from the stairway a few feet, etc etc etc .... my extra babyweight was long gone and all the moms laughed that they knew why .....

“This is Folding Chair Johnson” lmao

"This is Folding Chair Johnson"...I can't breathe

"THIS IS FOLDING CHAIR JOHNSON"

My daughter and nephew is 6 months apart with my daughter being older. Both are only children so we kept them together often... they were raised like siblings ya know. Around each other everyday. From a young age, I noticed my nephew was timid and girly and my daughter is adventurous and fearless. They're 8 now, but they still act the same. Hes weak and timid, my daughter is still fearless. So idk. So far, they're both acting opposite of what society would say aligns with their gender. I guess it wouldn't hurt to mention that my sister in law babies my nephew, while my husband and I dont baby our daughter. If she fall, she better get back up. If you're not bleeding profusely, you better not be crying. And you can see the results. My nephews cries over everything, while my daughter is just ready to take on the world.

“This is Folding-chair Johnson” I have no idea why I laughed so hard at that 😂

Gad Saad may rhyme, but Douglas MacArthur named his son Arthur MacArthur. Top that!

“This is folding chair Johnson.” I fucking lost it sitting in my office by myself 😂😂😂

4:28 "This is folding chair johnson" I'm dead lmao

Got a niece of 4 and a 14 month son. The only on that me and my wife are constantly actually discouraging to do all the potentialy dangerous shit he seems to gravitate to is my son, his boyish behaviour is in no way encouraged and he has being like it since he could move around. First thing he did when he could crawl was clime the stairs first chance he got. By comparison my niece wouldn't even attempt stairs untill she was nearly 3.

“This is folding chair Johnson” 🤣🤣🤣 I actually fell out of my chair

I fuckin love bill burr he’s so upfront and honest and he’s always on point with the comebacks and lines 😂😂🔥

When I was a little girl I had a fight with a boy my same age. It was short and I managed to end it somewhat even. However, I remember the pain I felt on my chest. I got really sad because I thought I’d get cancer from that hit and decided that if I made it, I would never fight with a boy ever again. Of course I didn’t get sick but I kept my resolution and learned to solve arguments or just walk away.

""Saad means something else, different language" Actually means the opposite of sad, it means happiness. And pronounced differently

Joe “Here is the deal though” Rogan

Bill Burr is observant. His analysis with little girls breaking down little boys is a testimony of how observant he is, it shows in his art as well.

When I was 6 I used to play with my sisters dolls, then just naturally gravitated over to football and now football is my life. I had nobody in my life to influence that change.

JRE and Bill: talking about boys going wild while girls are being observative Me as a kid: Literally acted as the combat medic in some made up WW2 scenario by some ridge. . . I miss those times. . .

looks like bill burr went to russia

I have 3 boys and 1 girl, I totally agree with these guys. I never forced my kids to be their gender. My daughter was born girly. She has always had her very girly personality and my boys have been the same. My son one year for x-mas wanted a baby doll to take care of so I got him one. He played with it a little bit went back to his boy toys. I never forced him to be a boy, I can see some parents swaying their kids toward a different gender though. Kinda like if my son wanted a doll and I all of a sudden get him only dolls and tell him, “It’s ok if you are a girl”.you start to confuse them and they start thinking I am blah blah blah. There isn’t anything wrong with boys being boyish and girls acting girly.

Was raised in a very open minded house. Mom and Dad are teacher and scientist, both lean super left. Never forced any roles on my sister and I. I always gravitated towards the swords, guns, and vehicular toys. My sister wanted make up and dolls. When we’d watch movies or shows, I was captivated by every incarnation of good vs evil, where the heroes physically destroyed the bad guys (Beast Wars, Star Wars, Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers), and my sister was into character stories with interpersonal drama and focus on how plot points made the characters feel emotionally. It’s an anecdote, I get that. But it was literally 100% of my childhood. And at school, it applied to roughly 85-95% of the boys and girls, which drove how we compartmentalized into social groups. The one girl that hung out with my group of boys in 4th grade, was such an athletic tomboy that got bored with girly shit. 🤷🏽‍♂️

"Our last name is Saad, why would you name me Gad?!" oh my god 😭😭😭

Let kids be kids unless they get out of line, in which case good parenting needs to be implemented. But at no point should adult issues and adult politics be brought into their lives until they are old enough to actually need to deal with it.

As a husband and father of 4 boys this hit really close to home. Lol....loved it

Joe's nervous laughter when he cannot comprehend Bill's brilliant idea about boys vs girls.

“This is folding chair johnson” Lmmaaaooo

“This is Folding Chair Johnson.” That’s freaking hilarious.

My wife & I decided to let our 2 sons to pick the toys they wanted to play with when we introduced them to a mixed sort of toys. Each one ALWAYS went for a construction vehicle of some sort first. The Polly Pockets got played with too but after they were done with crashing & racing

Wife: Where ya gonna put that? Me: Next to your 100 pair of shoes.

Nothing beats Bill Burr on podcasts.....bloody hilarious...cheers from Australia...

Gad is a biblical name, one of the 12 sons of Jacob. Saad isn't pronounced "Sad" but Sa-ad (like Suh-ad), and it means "aid" or "assistance". Idk if that's the same meaning in Arabic but at least that's how it's like in Hebrew.

I remember two different fathers (different occasions) that scolded me and their young sons because we were being artsy and creative, saying they didn't want them to be girly and gay. Art is just art and has nothing to do with your gender or sexual attraction. They just made the boys cry and feel awful and they were aggressive towards me as well. So yeah, sometimes kids are being raised wrong.

The only "girls toy" that I wanted as a kid was an Easy Bake Oven solely for the purpose of eating however many cookies I wanted without needing to ask my parents. I think they were wise to it because they never did buy it for me.

Aviation ethics class: why are there not more women pilots? Student: they all joined the nursing program. Edit: also my college is aviation, health, and education all under the same dean. Aviation is about 95 percent men. The other two are 99 percent women.

"They're lucky we're not drug addicts" --Joe 'drug addict' Rogan

3:51 Fun fact: In arabic, the name Saad means Happy!

This is one of my favorite Interviews. Bill Burr is such a funny character. Where do I find the whole show

“marrying an 8 year old”? *FBI open up*

Folding Chair Johnson hahaha

Yeah, people take stuff too far. It's true. As long as each child gets the same access to science, math, physical education, art, etc... kids will sort themselves out. It's when you start limiting options and stifling curiosity based on gender (yes, even when they're super little) that it produces inequalities and missed opportunities down the line. That's really what it's about.

"Time was, when someone asked a kid what you wanna be when you wanna grow up, they meant what profession". ~ Bill Maher

Many years ago, I popped the question to my wife when I was making minimum wage. She has always been so down for us. I am happy we are able to grow & enjoy together the quality of living I told her back then we could build working together

My ex was in the Navy and away most of of the time during my two sons formative years, people worried that they would be “girly boys” and expressed shock that they were typical hyper, rambunctious little guys. I would tell them it’s biology; being with my prissy self all the time could change nothing. Of course, I was disinclined to interfere with the natural course of their personal development.

You two are hilarious 😂 I raised daughters before the whole gender issue was a thing and they climbed trees, maybe in a tutu and I think they came out well rounded:)

Bill Burr & Dave Chapelle: the 2 greatest comedians in the last 50 years.

Bill Burr over here dressed like Noho Hank.

"Folding-Chair Johnson" I literally laughed for 5 min straight.

"this is folding chair johnson" lmaooo

Man seeing two bald men in one room is making me more comfortable bout my hair situation thanks joe 🙏🏽 😊

"This is Foldingchair Johnson" - Burr, B (2019)

I just love how there's no way to end these clips without brutally cutting Bill off. Guy just keeps going

I remember listening to this and Just when Joe was going to go into something really cool that Gad Saad said about the dynamics of human relationships, Bill gets caught up on his name and they never got back to it. I was upset lol!

"Hello, I'm FoldingChair Johnson!"

"Folding Chair Johnson" LMAO

4:49 is when they start talking about the subject in the title.

When you’re a young guy there’s no greater feeling than being aimlessly reckless

That RV in the beginning looked like the urban assault vehicle in the movie Stripes. 😂😂🤣

The way Bill Burr interprets the world is perfect. If you can't appreciate his humor there is something seriously wrong with you.

I agree with Bill wholeheartedly! I’m a mother of Two. 1 boy 5, and a girl 3... They couldn’t be more different! My son asked me the other day who was stronger Men or Women... 🙄 He’s thinking in a Dragon Ball Z kind of way... So I told him... Women have mental strength... They make the babies, they strategize about anything and everything. Men have physical strength and so together they are invincible 😊 #HeRepeateditinSchool #😲😲😲

4:23 sample is there

Saad in arabic sound a liiiiittle bit like the american version, like in the "aa" part there's some sort of pressure on the vowels. It means happy in some sense, means also good fortune in some other contexts.

Depends on what you mean by "gender diffrences". If you are referring to gender expectations then alot of them are shaped by society like wearing heals or girls liking pink and boys liking blue, are socially constructed. Pink was considered manly at one point. Heels were originally wore by European aristocracy to look manly like Turkish cavalry who wore them. I don't think it either 100% society or 100% biology for anything it's a mix of the two. There is this theory in psychology that I really like (can't remember the name tho) that says that your genes make you more likely to develop certain traits (personality, disorders, etc) but your environment decides if that is triggered or not. So according to that theory, girls are biologically more likely to develop feminine personality traits, but the environment determines if that predisposed traits are trigger, so that's why a girl leaving with boys only is more likely to be tomboy-ish since the environment doesn't trigger. And the "more likely aspect" explains the exceptions as genes only make you more likely to become that but determine it.

Saad in arabic means exactly the opposite of the English word "sad". سعد=saâd=happy.

All i can say is, i quit my last job with plenty of savings and met my wife when i wasnt working. We dated a few years and i was laid off twice. All that time she wasnt worried. Now i make a killing and i never have to worry about "does money keep us together."

I wonder what bill thinks of X Æ A-12

"This Is Folding Chair Johnson" 🤣👌🏼

Folding Chair Johnson...M.D.