If Joey Diaz isn’t in gta 6 I’m not playing it

Uncle Joey: ‘I can’t remember what I had for lunch’ Also Uncle Joey: ‘It was a Sunday in October 1983 in Oklahoma...’

“That really fucked me up I snorted a lot of coke that week”

I swear every time diaz and rogan do a podcast it’s like im takin a hardcore life class. universities won’t teach you this tremendous shit.

Joey gives all the fine details of every story, The year, the month, the time, the amount of drugs in grams, how much money he had in his pockets, the nationality of the drug dealer, etc. He really is a master storyteller.

Shoutout to Jamie for raising a glass to the camera.

I lowkey wish there was an infinite amount of podcasts with Joe and Diaz. Having the podcast these guys do in the background on your tv really feels like you have a good group of old school buddies chatting away in your living room about crap and that really gives you a good sense of company. Especially when you feel alone and don’t really have that many friends to talk to. Love these guys when they get together.

All of Joey Diaz's stories are like the start of/or a mission from a GTA game.

Shout out to Brian Redban for being such a good listener.

“When I was doing coke, I was thinking about breaking into the White House or some shit like that” Uncle Joey

Honestly, I'm jealous as hell of Joe Rogan for being friends with Joey Diaz. Imagine getting to just chill and listen to Uncle Joey tell stories whenever you want!?!? 10/10

2 years later and I still go back to watch this podcast with joy.

Whenever Joey says "dog I grew up in north bergen new jersey".... you know your in for a lil treat

“It’s been years since I hit anyone with my car.”- Joey Diaz lol

Joe Rogan & Joey Diaz are such an underrated Duo. Such great storytellers.

1:56:26 Joey's bike ride

Not two minutes in and we got a “bouldah” from Uncle Joey. Tremendous.

You can tell Joe Rogan legitimately LOVES Joey Diaz like a big brother.

That story about the guy with the axe hammer really got me . 😂😂💔..."and so I say ,this is my chance to be a fuckin hero ,😂.."it's been years since I hit a mf with my car"😂😂😂😂😂 2:35

I’m eating dinner watching this it’s 2 am I just smoked a joint. Happy Easter everybody and as alwyas becareful during this pandemic and don’t leave ur house if you don’t have to. Be safe people

Uncle Joey has two volumes: Whispering & Wheezing

Hearing Joey talk about anything cures my depression

Listening to the mastery in Joey Diaz’s storytelling just gets me. I could listen for hours to him alone. Even better when you have Tom Segura giggling in the background at Joey. ❤️

I find it so funny how Joey Diaz always used Joe Rogans full name when talking to him haha, I don't know why.

Every podcast with Joey Diaz feels like an adventure

I miss Joey so much. The podcast hasn't been the same without him.

Coming back to this in 2022 and joey is by far the best guest that's reoccurred on the show.

My favorite Uncle Joey game. "The guy from that movie with that chick"

"It's been years since I hit someone with a car" - Uncle Joey

Joey Diaz is a gem, a national treasure.

Probably one of the best Joe and Diaz podcast episodes

I miss this studio. This setup was phenomenal, tremendous.

If for the rest of its life this podcast was just rogan and diaz I'd be okay with that

Diaz is the only guy who can make Rogan laugh real hard and high pitch.

Joey “ohh that mail in thing is going to be a party and a half”.... oh boy he had no idea how correct he was.

Detailed summary (timestamps) with quotes: 0:25 Talking about non-alcoholic beer, alcohol and drinking age 5:47 Joe's thoughts about LA and big cities (Joey: "Ever since the Houston trip you've been a different person") 7:48 The WACO siege (Joe: "That was a big f...ing deal. There was a standoff with the feds. And there was a guy who thought he was Jesus who was f...ing everybody's wife."). 12:15 Jamie brings up the Tony Kiritsis incidents, where he kidnapped his own mortgage broker (!) 17:50 Joe "the government should tell people that they need to take care of their immune systems" Rogan 26:37 Joey's thoughts about social despair and comedy (Joey: "Right now is not a time to do comedy") 32:04 Discussing comedy and comedians getting along with each other 40:52 Talking about Joey's early experience with acting (Joey: "I didn' t know how to f...ing act") 42:46 Rappers and acting (Joe: "Think about how many high level rappers became high level actors") 48:49 How covid-19 complicates movie production, according to Joey 48:56 Joey coughs in Brian's direction (Joe: "Jesus. Joey, you can't cough on Brian"). 50:53 Joe "Michael Yo got a really bad case of the coronavirus" Rogan 53:14 On Biden's announcement of Kamala Harris as VP (Joe: "They might win. She's a powerful lady") 1:06:38 Joey's interrogation story 1:14:21 On Joey's early days in comedy (continues into a long discussion about comedy) 1:21:17 Joe "the Comedy Store was full of muuurdeeererrs" Rogan (Joe: "It was just murder after murder after murder") 1:36:24 Joey's "I ate her monkey and she was bleeding" story. Continues into a discussing about sex. 1:57:47 Joey gets angry at people with dogs in California 2:00:57 Talking about actors in action movies (Joey: "I'll tell you who's really doing their craft right") 2:19:54 Talking about cars, including Ron White's Corvette 2:28:22 How Joey studied singers and their personas on KZfaq, and used it for his comedy 2:43:21 Joe doesn't like the covid-19 lockdowns 2:48:45 Discussing fracking (Joe: "Do you think Trump really has any idea what they're doing when they're fracking?") 2:58:41 Joey and Joe miss doing comedy on stage. Includes a mention of Bill Burr at 3:00:22 3:01:25 Discussing whether people should be working during covid-19 3:12:59 On crocodiles and alligators 3:19:16 Joe's German accent (Joe: "That might be the worst German accent of all time") 3:21:38 Talking about fast food and Cuban food 3:27:35 Arizona, covid-19 and churches 3:31:04 Joe wants Joey to sell a t-shirt that says "You know me, dog" (Joe: "I guarantee you, they'll sell like crazy!") Note: I make summaries for every podcast episode on the Joe Rogan sub on Reddit. This is a copy:) Also: Feel free to sub to my channel if you like my JRE comedy videos:)

0:01| They toast to Joes birthday 0:14| Non alcoholic beer & beer 1:52| Legal drinking age 2:32| Prisoners & covid 4:55| Shooting in Chicago,cities & democrats 7:09| Riots & the Waco bombing 11:28| Ruby Ridge & Joey talks about leaving LA 15:47| People buying guns, governors & the pandemic 19:26| Bad cops, New York, crime & home security 22:15| Whiskey & Joey tells cocaine stories 26:29| Joey talks politics, covid & the comedy store 33:17| Joeys history as a comic & the Comedy Store 39:07| Doug Stanhope & Joeys early acting career 42:38|Sports starts & rappers acting 46:11| Covid tests, fight island, working & Michael Yo 53:14| Kamala Harris, the economy & covid 56:34| Mail voting 59:07| Hudson county politics 1:01:01| Season 2 of Narcos & Mexico 1:03:23| Cops, interrogating Joey Diaz & his divorce 1:14:39| Joey as a dirty comic & comedy 1:22:46| Whisky talk & Joe searches for a lighter 1:24:16| Joe Biden, VR comedy, Richard Prior & comedians 1:30:12| Freddie Prinze, Joeys tells a pee story & Kung Fu 1:37:00| Joey tells a story about ‘eating a monkey’ & his mom 1:41:34| Catholic girls & birth control 1:44:00|Marilyn Monroe & Joeys gym teacher 1:51:18| Epstein & Maxwell 1:56:12| Joey on his bike 1:58:15| The price of coke, Mexican tunnels & El Chapo 2:19:21| Corvettes, Broncos, Cyber trucks & phones 2:36:20| Joe tells a story about Joey singing War Pigs 2:28:20| Comedy, studying singers & Lynyrd Skynyrd 2:33:45| Rob Lowe, LA & Joey tells crime stories 2:41:32|The breakdown of society, poverty & covid 2:55:33| The UFC, saunas &Laird Hamilton 2:58:42| Joey talks about comedy, Bill Burr & covid 3:12:57| Crocodile, alligators & dinosaurs 3:16:32| Fast food, leaving LA & covid in various states This took some time to do & I would appreciate if you checked out my DJ mixsets. Subscribe if you like what you hear. Thanks guys!!

Joey Diaz “I Have not had a drink the whole Covid, you know I didn’t drink before that either.” I’m dead

“dont come to me when you get hit in the *uck by a truck” -the infinite wisdom of joey diaz

Joey Diaz is what a human Harley Davidson sounds like

Joey Diaz is the most Italian-American non-Italian ever.

The Uncle Joey Show is a potent product. 6.5 million views gives the Secret Show a bump.

Gotta be one of the funniest shows ever 😂😂😂

I’d pay good money to watch a movie about Joey Diaz’s life story

List of people that still need to be on Joe Rogan -Keanu Reeves - Graham Hancock (again) -Dave Chappell - Alex Jones (again) -Seth Rogan -woody Harrelson -Clint Eastwood

There never has or ever will be a more captivating storyteller than Uncle Joey.

Incredible as always , I enjoyed so much ❤

Redban wore the spacesuit, because he knew he'd be spending the entire podcast just orbiting Planet Joey.

Everytime uncle Joey laughs he lets out a few dozen trapped souls

Joey Diaz laughing is the funniest thing to listen, I swear.

I honestly feel like I know Joey... he’s like the uncle I’ve never had

Google maps needs to have an option where Uncle Joey could narrate ones trip.

heard uncle joey say *TREMENDOUS* twice within the first 40 seconds. this is gonna be a good one

Support Joe Rogan 🤙🏼and free speech 🎤

"It was Waco and then the oklahoma city bombings which really fucked me up I did alot of coke that week" 😂

2:52:24 "Dog when am I gonna see you again?" Joey's heart fell on to the table. You can sense the sadness that this is all ending in LA but more importantly, all the changes we have all gone through this year. I lost my sister this year, my job, friends, and now most likely moving out of NYC. No matter what we must keep going though. Head up. Head up now. One foot in front of another.

Joey Diaz is the most entertaining human ever, "I use to drink Jack n Daniels and pull my teeth out" ... "Oh ya the Oklahoma bombing really messed me up, I did coke all week"

One thing I love about Joey is the authenticity, just watched the flagrant pod with Joey before this and the stories are amazing, absolutely love it!

June 2021 ... can still look back and say this episode is one of my highlights during the pandemic

Joey turns anything into a story LOL..Joey what time is it right now? Joey: " So i went to my friends place on 33rd st.. it was 1983......"

Legend says Redban is still trying to finish his sentence ...

"Then you gotta walk em home, and rub their back"!!🤣😭

Joe Rogans laugh is really just the cutest. Thanks for always delivering quality videos. Fan for life. ❤️

Joey remembers world events by the amount of coke he did🤣🤣🤣

"I called the guy i kidnapped the other night just to check in on him..." 😂😂😂 i love Joey Diaz!

It was so awesome to come back to this interview to hear Joe Rogan say that the Queen of word salads is "very good at talking".

I love how when Joey starts in on a story, everyone shuts up and listens.

“When I was doing coke I was thinking about breaking in to the White House and shit like that” - Joey coco Diaz

Nothing more hilarious than Rogan and Coco Diaz high together for three hours!

Tremendous, love the sound of the ice 😂

Joe rogan: Im deleting thoughts and can't keep new ones Joey diaz: I don't remember what i ate for lunch.......it was boulder 1978.. weather was 74..i just licked a muffla..and had a coke rock in my right pocket

Redban got way better at not interrupting. Leveled up

1:22:28 😂 "Spotify lighters"

knowing what we know today that they didn't know 3 years ago makes this almost sound like the good old days .

Cannot express my excitement for having uncle Joey on again.

There has to be shirt saying 'F*cking tremendous'. I'll buy that. And I'm in god damn Lithuania.

No one notice how Joey referred to la as los santos💀

Omg thank u guys for these conversations. I would loose my flippen mind if it wasn’t for you guys.

Joey has been on probably more than anyone. Yet he still talks most of the time and still has stories. what a godsend

Rogan: Let's all move to Texas Joey Diaz: Is it close to Jersey?

Best episode of this podcast ever. Love Diaz, Love Rogan.

"u gotta anotha blunt for ur uncle Joey?"

Joe Rogan looking like Bruce Willis from Armageddon

Man I missed these kind of episodes. Redban piping in every once in a while and joey holding court. OG Jre right here!

Joey diaz is like the columbian morgan freeman, he tells a great story, whether they are true or not its still funny as fuck hahah

Joey “In the university of Boulder downstairs “Diaz

Redban is the only guest that talks less than Jamie during the podcast.

Love Joey and joe Rogan there hilarious together

watching this rn is trippy

“Where’s the Spotify lighters??”-Joey Diaz. Greatest comment ever.

“I called the guy I kidnapped the other night just to check on him see if he is okay” Joey CoCo Diaz

I love this guy.

Yoo I can’t stop looking at the top of joe rogans headphones that cushion looks real comfortably snug on his nugget

13 seconds into the Podcast JOEY DIAZ : Tremendous.

"you got another blunt for uncle Joey?"-Joey Diaz

Imagine joey and Redban had a show

Man when Joe laughs and says “ugh” it’s the funniest shit ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Joey can link anything back to “boulder”.

Joey is already in space. He doesn’t need an astronauts suit on.

Life will be complete if I could see a joe rogan podcast with Joey Diaz and Alex Jones