Joe Rogan * Gotta remember he always says Joe’s full name every time he says that . Lol.

Gordon Banking Joe Rogan* haha

LMFAOOOOO

Put the emphasis on the wrong line

No one : Joey : 1986

Edgar Blue lololol

Edgar Blue L O FUCKING L

Edgar Blue - "That Danish physicist Niels Bohr was a clever dog. Reminds me of the time I was dealing coke in Brooklyn...."

Nice, very nice.

well what did you expect him to talk about, his football carrier? :)

No responses?

@@jasonn_lifts no u

@@hercules_144 😂😂😂no you you😆

1:09:58

@@jonbutterballs ty

Me to! I'm tired of it, so dreadfully boring.

That’s why I switched to this Diaz episode instead of more recent

Same here

7 months later, still tired of the covid talk...

@@MalachiTheBear7 7 months, 3 weeks later, still tired of Covid talk

Make a u-turn you piece of shit!

Lemme tell you somethin Kevin Beteta...take dis fuckin exit in a hundret feet AND DON'T FUCK IT UP!

@@CaptFreedumb I've never laughed so hard in my life. Lets make this shit happen

We gotta find a way to contact Uncle Joey to make this happen. I think he would love it.

you missed your turn you fuckin momo

Mo Money always calls him by his full name it makes me laugh every time

When you talk politics you lose me... you lose me Joe Rogan.

" Let me fuckin tell you somethin Joe Rogan" *

Hey man

Anytime he's not talking to Joe Rogan it's "let me tell you something dawg"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahahahaha dead.

@MUFC2 don’t give a fuck

Bro I was just out side whit my cellphones when it happen all look at me jajaja

@@joestrong824 who asked you

Same as me hahahaa always

Me too lol

Like a docta !

Me too man

Yup, always a good time

They've been friends for like 10 years plus I'd hope they'd have good chemistry lol

Blue Blood Aquatics I think they’ve been friends for more than 10yrs. Joey said more than once on the podcast that JR got him into comedy, and mind that Joey started comedy in ‘91,’92.

disagree, duncan trussell

Matt Suskind for sure

@@rome-tk5vd hes not funny

i SkyWalKing What gives you impression that Joeys stories are made up?

Why complain or question another persons story? Your mad cuz you live in your mommas basement

i SkyWalKing how would doing either of those things help? Joey has had a childhood and upbringing you couldn't even imagine.

i SkyWalKing why do you believe they’re fabricated?

i SkyWalKing there’s no real way of proving it either way, but I’ve never heard anyone come out and call bullshit on any of Joey’s stories and I’ve heard him tell the same story on several different podcasts and they go exactly the same. Bryan Callen on the other hand... bullshit artist 😂😂

Lmaooooo wut

Imagine he’s taking a shit lol

🤣🤣🤣

@@deeezNutziNyOFaCe Joey has a story where he shit in someone's backyard

@@ninesixteengenetix Joey has taken a shit everywhere, cemetery, his backyard, people's driveways, school buses. Dude he's a pro

Then continue to eat 3 plates, fall asleep on the couch and snore/fart loudly

HAHHAHA

I have an uncle alot like joey but joey had the one kid he screwed up with and my uncle has like 7 and he makes excuses about how it's their fault they were screw ups. Kills the mood.

lmaooooo im crying I can picture it

Here's a video of Joe Rogan Forcing Mike Tyson to do drugs! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r51nopZjspauY5s.html It's hilarious!

I was dying lmao

I love he snuck dance in there lmao. Like oh yea you could dance at the nightclub too 🤣🤣🤣

Seems like an avg Joey Diaz quote 😂

A true wordsmith

M

I read this right when he was doing it ha!

His rant about Adderall was a little inaccurate lmao. He was describing the people who use it to get high. He completely omitted the fact that Adderall is used to treat ADD/ADHD and, when used in those cases, DOES NOT make people act the way he described.

@@TheMidnightLibrary yea doesnt it have like a relaxing and clear concentration effect for those who TRULY need it🤔

@@anabolicjesus6717 yes. When I was on Adderall it zapped all my energy away, I was a zombie. The only plus side was I could sit down and work on something for 12 hours without realizing it. It made me concentrate TOO much, to the point I’d get really irritated if I had any interruptions to my work. And when I had nothing else to work on, I felt empty. For people who need it versus people who don’t, the effects are night and day.

Alpha brain!

Lmao

Holy shit when "Jamie" showed Jamie I felt like I was seeing something I shouldn't be. The all knowing LEGEND.

@@ShawnMichaels412 you probably waited in line for Supreme nunchucks

@@homelander2243 😂😂😂

' No fuckin blasters cacksacka' 'Dat fuckin green momo shot first cacksacka'

Lmao

Im at work, and literally lolled at this comment, thanks. Everyone is looking at me like wtf

Noomchucks?!?!

DUDE

yes jamie use that more often

Yeh I really like that view too. I'd love to see a 360degree camera in there someday too.

Yeah I like that more too. 👍🏻❤️

That's just jamie going to the bathroom

they hardly show it that view but it is better

Yeah, some of them act if he wasn't even there. WTF!

I love the way he talks to Jamie.

Joey has a lot of social skills

@@FentonTurnedIdiot and [have [|in |and ||33 43t77tt7r34 h

@@FoxinTaiwan is going on a a iiiii

He's so uninformed, which I guess makes him really relatable to Americans :P He's really smart socially, tho.Entertaining to listen to.

Brooklyn Shields yas 😊

Jahn Dahp yeah a lot of us. And they’re dumbing people down even more lol

I concour

@@jahndahp2196 lol ooh mr troll. Itll all be okay someday

I love how no one had the balls to go near this in the comments…. U R BRAVE! 😂

same lmao

That’s why I love Joey on these podcasts. He’s the only guest who interacts with Jaime

Had me dying! Lol

My old man used to always say that growing up, shits hilarious

That's an old timey phrase up north haha. If you have grandparents from the northeast, they know all about jewish lightning.

When does he say that 😂😂?

@@Mr_3raqi first 10 min i think

LOL

Sounds like 2 of 'em...!

@James Klette The man has sleep apnea so yeah!

James Klette nothing is worse than being locked up with a mofo that’s snores like a Sasquatch

Fuck sleep I would talk to him all day 😂

Tremendous 😂

You used to do blow with friends and discuss about book😂

TerraFirma whats some of your favorite mine has to be ms pat

No that's what I call a real person

lilcaesa Theo Von with the magic mushrooms

Go to the joey Diaz podcast?

Where did you get that comment? Oh yeah, the Hot Ones episode smh

And 90% of them are bullshit

I don’t even care if he’s lying, which we don’t know if he is. He keeps it entertaining.

Nathaniel Waddell if you live dirty for 44 years you're gonna have stories

Dixie Wrecked Better than %100 bullshit from Stephen King

He's over exaggerating at times but I can tell you from experience most of his stories are probably pretty accurate. Drugs do crazy things to people

Spot on 😂

Joseph "I like to watch my wife fuck black men while I masturbate in the closet with a shoelace around my neck" Smith

Joe ''I don't want a frozen banana now, but I want a regular banana later, so yes please'' Rogan

Guard Passer lmaooooo

Joe "I don't think so i just got the impression I'm so - asteroids Oh no i was coming over the place to take the argument that they are losing the butt" Rogan.

Michael Jordan Neil degrasse Tyson is my personal fav. I’d love if he could get art bell or dr kaku

Schaub is fav Joey is my second fav

By far!!

Has he ever got dr Kaku on the show?

Michael Jordan MJ 🙏 what up Champ!

"That cocksucka Arnold Rothstein threw the series harda than I throw dick on a monday night!"

Joey who is the UFC lightweight champion? KHALABEEB.

Joey order a Taylor Ham and Egg from “Fuck yea TAYLAAA HAAAAAAAM!”

"That shit better not fucking have chedda' cheese you momo!"

DONKEY SHOW hey Joey, day Idris Elba Joey: “you’re fucking with me”

Hits different now post covid

Most of Chappelles stories are fake and they are some of the best ever told imo

from experience, it’s not that amazing, but for sure get it off your bucket list!

It's not that great. Eggroll not into cold.

Jo Po BJ after hot liquid in her mouth is better than ice cube's

David Freeman nah bruh. 100% are true. You need to get out of your mom's basement more often. Live life son.

Joey is the BEST guest yet, every single time he's on Rogan, EVERYTHING but this, comes to a hault until I've seen the episode

Yea I miss the YT comments of old

Jay Nas Thought i was the only one! I laugh everytime he does it bro.

Ya I do too. I get a kick outta the whole "let me tell you something first name last name." Lol like who does that?

watch his podcasts Joey does that to everyone its great

J. RAMIREZ alright that's funny

Steven it was the first few times someone else posted it. Now it's just unoriginal.

Wes J. it’s forever true

J. RAMIREZ Joe "water is good too" Rogan

Same. Wishing you all the best 💖

Praying for you man cause I lost my mom coming up on 2 years and I took care of her since I was 17 since she got colon cancer but I know the struggles bro and I hope things get better and I hope you find peace for a second or more cause I know how hectic it can get but much love 🙏🏻❤️

Wishing you the best 🙏❤️🤝

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/obikqrqHmJjKYJ8.htmlh11m40s

All people talk about is meaningless nonsense

Sam Jackson 84

Joey "Leme fuckin tellya" Coco Diaz.

In Brooklyn... tremendous

Joey “lemme tell you somethin jack” Fiaz

first comment to actually make me laugh

Shit was amazing, and joe made that joke so quick and witty. It was funny af

😂😂😂

Good stuff

Actually lold Good shit bro

hahahahahhahhahahaha

Maria Cambron Joey "I don't pick up my daughter smelling like weed anymore" Diaz.

PunkSpike FUCKING UPVOTE THIS SO JOE CAN SEE IT !!!

PunkSpike u wanna fall asleep 10 mins in? Good luck

Yeah!

Keanu doesnt do podcasts

That would be awesome. He brings ALL the chill.

Regret?

@@danoelmucho2503 i have a few. Yes

@@sasukeuchiha8801 don't you like Joe's mating sounds?

Just happened to me

It was a Nigerian man now that shit was hard - Joey diaz

Rob g why u wanna smell joey diez?

Rob G He probably smells like really dank weed. If you sniff him even a little bit, you catch a contact high.

Chef Savage lol yea and altoids

Brut!! What Elvis wore:)

Rob G reminds me of my Grandfather.

Carter anahahajaaaaa

Carter time stamp please ?

dondontruck2 thanks

WTC, Mandalay Bay, Wild Fires etc etc

omfg that was great hahahahahhaha

Dude I can't get the image out of my head LMAO

Like a large, Cuban earthworm

like just emerging from the ground like a zombie

Zach Guerrero I thought I was the only one that noticed that😆, what the hell right?

What is so funny... he didnt drink it, he has leftovers.. its good, he is getting rid of the sodas while quenching thirst of someone else... 2 birds stoned at once!

D B and worst case Ontario he just drinks a stivia soda.

Zach Guerrero lol right. He like it has stevia in it. "One day i ordered a diet coke and it was regular coke it, i said mmm this is sooo fuckin good". Lol

@@MachSea 😂😂😂

must be a comedy cause this guy is a joke

Thug of a disney movie

lawson chamblee I would beat you up for him and I don't know him. So you're a joke

please don't

Cause he is.

Adam Chapman Joe can't afford him

Seriously! Keanu Reeves for the next JRE Podcast!!!!!!!!!!!

Sean Way joe can't afford Keanu

Adam Chapman make a great podcast good.

Why him?

Tio😂

Lindsay Blunt legend !!!!!

Listen to him some more, episode 1000 was a good one

He lies

Idk if you’ll see this, but watch Joey Diaz on the Honeydew podcast with Ryan sickler. He tells his whole life story. Incredible tale from an incredible man.

😂

KingCK nope. The fact checking would kill 90% of those stories.

bunch of fables haha i just said in a different comment maybe 10% of the bs he says is true seriously idk how anybody could believe anything that comes out of that dudes mouth, its like when rogan talks about cars. IF you do know anything about the subject its obvious dude knows jack shit about the topic but acts like he knows everything about it.

Wes J. He’s had people on his podcast back up a bunch of his most fucked up stories.

Any human can only hope to die with as many "life experiences" as Diaz has.

Wes J. The guy was a coke head with no family for near 30 years, starting in the 80s you ppl, why would he lie most of the shit he says is believable considering his state and the times, does he exaggerate sometimes, sure probably, but his stories are probably true, he has no reason to lie, multiple guests on his podcast have backed up some of the more ridiculous ones

Vorst agreed

Vorst because cocaine is more relatable to you? Haha

Because Tom Delonge was a space cadet....

I liked the bro from blink but he really didn't have his shit together. Almost worried for him.. I don't want those conspiracy pricks to drain him of all his money. He genuinely believes everything the head of the special defence will advise him on

kurtABC Tom talking about aliens overload that small mind? But drugs are a breath of fresh air. Typical arrogance.

Chad Parrish loool

WHY JOE LOOK SO VERY BORED???

he’s got his own with a little jewish gumba

@@cameronsmith9362 dont insult our chubby little Lee

Not once a week because then it’d lose its special quality. I say once a month where they get blazed, maybe have Duncan come on too

@@cheese4746 Duncan is a cool guy, but I really hate his voice. There’s just something about it that irks me.

@@geoffnelson64 the flying Jew

Hentai Kult they fucked up by lumping pot in there with all the other bad shit. The “say no” campaign even had the opposite effect on me... I tried weed for a while and was like “oh they lied about this, that must mean they lied about all drugs” then I tried roxys and got into a 4-5 year long addiction and wanted to kill my self sometimes. Destroyed my life and it stole the best years of my life. Don’t fuck with anything other than pot guys

Yeah, sure, because the just say no campaign worked so well...

@@joshy2boss931 id say if you drink alcohol, why not switch to heroin?

good

@@simennilsen5457 id say if your breathing just stop doing that. Just everyone right now, go ahead stop breathing.

Yup...he and the guy from sopranos met in an airport and they looked like brothers...was on joeys phone i think. One of the early rogan podcasts...sorry i cant remember more.lol, i cant remember the name of the actor or his characters name but he did wear a wire for the fbi but couldnt go through with it. The boys found out and they killed him at the wharf .I think iv got that right. That dude was a really big,lovable, kinda guy.

Yes exactly I thought in that guy too. I think they called him Pussy Bonpensiero in the show....

Yuss..thank you....thats him..i felt bad when that happened to him...Thanks again.

lol, me too

I literally thought he was when I first saw him. Lol and everyone I show him to thinks the same thing at first unless they saw the longest yard

Archibald Luke im pretty sure plenty of people say jamies awesome

Brandon Ross I watch podcasts on a 50 inch tv 😂😂 or do the earbud thing if I’m hoppin on the ps foe

no you're not. But i don't necessarily watch the podcasts on a screen. I mainly use earbuds when doing house work or such.

you are not alone!!

Same! Come togeather

I thought i was the only one! Haha

bwaahhahahahahhaha

timestamp?

lol yes! 😂😂😂

whos gonna pull stuff up

"Pull that up, Joey Diaz" @@clxxdxd

Horrible Humor 🤣

I really dont think joe like Jamie hes always so snappy towards him

Podcast 896 I think

Harry Kane yeah man foreal. I love when he’s on. Sometimes i re watch them if a decent amount of time has passed. They’re great.

You know he has a podcast, right?

Atlas Media yeah but lee makes it a hard listen tbh

Harry Kane 56 people are Retarded

It was great but he had a tendency to come in there freshly baked off an edible or whatever, be shot out of a cannon for the first hour and a half, then be totally spent and lifeless for the second half.

Joey " Joe "Joey Diaz" Rogan" Diaz

Stop hahahah

Jakey1192 alwagl Vfkgtag

Hilarious

Aye fucko

audio book*****

There's rumoured to be a movie I think

Oh my lord a book of his story’s voiced by him would be the bestselling audio book of all time

@@angelogonzalez2172 even better, as long as it's his voice