These Neil Degrasse Tyson memes don't even work here. Clown

fact!

funny there are other randomers in the comments saying this exact same thing.

Great joke I’ve already heard from another person who is funnier than you. Did you not catch the Mencia bit?

Andrew is the type of guy to slap his own ass during sex

He is the type of guy that should be forced to look at the comment section first thing in the morning every day for the rest of his life

@@trhtkify lmfao

@@trhtkifylmaoo u thinking he gives a fuck about what u virgins think is hilarious

👍

Yeah whining is always the answer

😂😂 oh shit

STOP IT 🛑😭😭😭

lol but HE thinks he is IN

lmao

why so many dislikes?

God damn that’s funny

he looks like the guy in kids movies who would try and catch the kids and make them go back to school.

Until someone else gets infected and he can be recognized as the byproduct lol

🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

I always hate that person in the movie 😠

As a dentist

Beautiful comment , very original 😂

😆😆😂😂😂

Pretty much!!

only because he was looking for germans and couldnt find them in germany.

lmao actually a good observation

"First comedian to put his shit on KZfaq" he figured out the code guys 😂

Absolutely, dude is a chameleon, he’s good at marketing 🤷🏻‍♂️

I read this comment right as he finished Joe's sentence...🤣🤣

​@@norcalrider1334same lol

This one killed me.

what the fuск is this insult?😂

😂😂

if you use a "fireman's blanket" then a flush would be required

😂😂

this is the bebst one hahahaha

Really really funny. Holy shit

Bro this is the most accurate comment lol

😂😂

Yoooooo 💀

Wait this is so accurate lmaaooo

🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is the 🏆

Joke of the comment section! Well done🎉

Molestache 100%

Or a drug deal

I bet his upper lip smells like those underground tunnels 😉 🕎

It's still a mainstream cut here in europe

Bad ass movie, and he nailed the look. How's it feel to hate? Just curious?

​@@John.KramerHow does Schulz's taint taste?

​@@John.Kramerhow's it feel to not know what a joke is?

@@chrisl3590 it feels good

YES, i was wondering the same!!!!

🤣

Also? Andrew isnt a comedian. Atleast not a good one

@@71sc502”he’s not a comedian because he hurt my feelings😡 I don’t care if he regularly sells out arenas.”

Underrated comment 😂

Lmfao😂😂😂😂😂

Top comment but shittier. You can do better.

shit, that's also me. Ouch. 🦊

They're not?

@@s133p3r0 Well crafted stuff can't be replaced.

I mean a few of them definitely are.

This reminds me of that tragedy...

Philosopher isn’t the same thing as profit. There can be comedians who have a good message. Bo Burnham

Everybody has a limit

Joe has become unwatchable, he took the money and by taking that money, he isn't allowed to talk about important issues anymore. He should give Eddie Bravo all the money because that's why he got that money. Those fight companions exposed a lot of their shit to a wide audience. They gave Joe a ton of money to make sure those didn't happen again.

​@randomBBL or was it the fact callen was waiting to see the outcome of the allegations against him ?. Or the fact schsub had started doing his own on tfatk ?. Seems like your just making spurious claims.

🤣

​@@randomBBL😂😂😂😂 CLOWN!!!!

😝😝😝

Same 😂😂

Me too

I thought it was a great podcast, funny how people can feel so differently about the same material

11k comments vs 3,2 million views. Very few people feel the same way as you clearly.

He just sold out Madison Square Garden 2 nights in a row. Shut the f*ck up

@@sonjakozman1699same I really enjoyed this episode, it was my first time listening to this podcast

Hahahaha Omg 🤣😂

That's funny

Underrated comment hahah

💀

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

That’s a bit far

😂

Bruhh😂

Lmao dude hahaha

Fr

man this comment section turns spiritual

Same

Dude I’m literally doing that as I type this ahahahhaha😂😂😂

@@aaronrobinson5256This is the problem, you people rather tear a man down just to do it, rather than listen to anything he says. Your faith in humanity is restored because people are being bad people? Sounds about right

YES yayayayaaaa yeasss yeaah!! He’s the best yes man ever.

Maan now i cant not hear it.

remember that time Elon Musk came on and said okay and yeah like a billion times

Love how Joe uses it too in an extra kinda way 😂

I dont know why I never tried that one yet😅

Yooooo 💀😭😭😭

“Bro I heard they do it in Morocco”

Lettem cook 😂

The alien shit really annoyed me bc shultz obviously already knew everything he was asking.

He feeds Rogan lines he knows will trigger him into rants “you like had things” smh

@@mikeburr114what's the problem with him making sure he's not on some dumb shit he's just seeing what other peoples opinions are. I don't get why every comment is hating on him I haven't ever seen Andrew schulz outside this episode though

That’s actually true😂😂

Because he’s insufferable by charging people to see his new special then releasing it for free on KZfaq a few weeks later 😂!

He stomps down other people to elevate himself. Calls others fake while only saying what he thinks he SHOULD say rather than his own thoughts. His thumbs used to have more than just him from flagrant. I wouldn’t hang out with that guy if you paid me. Receipts: Podcasts with DJ Akademiks he never lets the guest talk. Full send podcast and Whitney Cummings he tries to confront them on really petty shit to make himself look good. Shane Gillis podcasts, he tries to dominate shane and shane even says “Every time i come on this podcast!”. Podcast with Paul Logan he tries to dominate him in a wierd way. Dude, hes really hard to watch and listen to now. He made the mistake of listening to the dumb shit fans say to celebrities; so as a consequence he has morphed into a very irritating human.

Seriously wtf

Y'all may have watched more of Andrew than me, but why do you think this? Why do yall think he's a pos that uses ppl?

Why tf did anyone like any of these douchebag comedians from the start..

Underrated comment 😂

He looks like he’d play one of Kramer’s obscure friends

I was immediately out

This idiot works at studying people and mimics isolated bits from their conversations and personalities. Totally NOT an empath!!

Why is this so accurate

😂

He said he’s not a sociopath, he has empathy… do you know what that even means

It's just white man crying about random stuff because they can't directly mention him calling out the daily wire

I don’t understand the ego thing. What’d he do?

@@moizkhxn The ego thing is just a general excuse they are using because they can't complain about him roasting their daddy ben shapiro

⁠@@Darth-ShadowNah it comes from how he acts on his own podcast and how he talks about things. No one cares about that Jew boy but you.

​@@moizkhxnYou can't be serious? 😂

shane gillis roasting his fake ass epiphanies was great, im surprised he still does it

@@beansdestroyerWhere can I find that?

Yeah he sucks

​@@anne_frank_at Shane's recent appearance on the flagrant podcast. Shane annihilated him 😂

@@CoolAdam247 Much obliged, Cool Adam 😎👍

Two berts with one stone good on you!

Just a lot of females

​@@josiffexplosiff1hold on hold on hold on , let me slapp my knee real quick

Andrew brings out the best in Joe.

chat bots. has to be. He barely spoke in this podcast due to joe just steamrolling the conversation into things that he has said a million times before.

jesus christ why did you put that in my head. now I will never unsee it

😭😭🔥🔥🔥

Damn that’s hilarious

Raul Julia was the absolute shit 😢

holy shit

best description of him ever

Does he also drive a Hybrid? or is it a Tesla now.

Yeh yeh

Bro you right lol

😂😂😂

lol

hilarious

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Exactly. Andrew Tate is right behind him

😂

The fuckin Blitzkrieg bro 😂!

looking like Hitler youth Luigi

Looks like if Marty McFly built the autobahn

worst hair ever

⁠@@MrOvlov02 it’s just the missing fade but that hairstyle is one of the most handsome hairstyles that a dude could rock

Still richer than you lol

He probably looked down and realized he had regular pants on!

@@elmaschimba963that you Andrew?

😂

I can’t look at his hair without laughing 😂

I lol’d

yea but got the shirt from holocaust museum

😂😂😂

He knew, was just kissing arse

😂😂😂😂

I didn’t know Saucy Santana lived with Diddy. It’s all so hilarious 😂

😂😂😂😂

Like most Americans. Know nothing.

ahahahahha

And there it is, ladies and gentlemen... the perfect joke :D

that's 🔥 😂

Emojis are gay

@@ETAisNOW Andrew: “ yeah, right, right, that’s interesting.. why do you think emojis are gay. Like why do you think that is 🤔 ?”

@@Castillo-cw5jg cause they look fruity and childish

That's what podcasting has become and people somehow still love it. Fucked if I know.

How many times can you say "yeah" while Joe is talking before it's considered an interruption?? If only I could auto-edit out every time Andy says "yeah"

There’s a comment section on Spotify. I just found it the other day.

1:16:00 The ultimate debunking of all Rogan's Bob Lazar UFO lies: 👉Joe keeps repeating that Bob build a car with jet engine in it to create a false sense of his remarkable engineering skills. In reality Bob bought his jet engine car from someone else and didn't even pay the down payments for it when he declared bankruptcy in 1986, years before making his first public interview for fame and fortune. Why would a guy who doesn't like attention really buy a car that you can literally hear a mile away every single day?🤔 Pretending that Bob Lazar doesn't care for attention or HAS NOT MADE A SINGLE DOLLAR from all of his lies is just an another repeated TALKING POINT, silly marketing angle and another easily debunked manipulation attempt that these liars use as part of their trade. He has traveled around the world multiple times, given thousands of interviews and lectures, visited ufo conventions across the nation, been flown to Japan for free to sell his self-produced $29.99 Lazar tapes, has spend decades selling his "Lazarium 115" -T -shirts, mugs and ufo drawings in his website, sold the movie rights of his story to a major movie company, and now is promoting the latest Jeremy Corbell bullshit documentary in news shows and even in the biggest podcast in the world. He sold merchandise and 436.000 copy's of his book for $25 a pop. He is a multi-millionaire. If you think of it, this is the perfect con to generate years of attention and free flow of money for life. Shocking statements create massive attention, that turns into interest, that becomes a obsession and a desire to know more, that will eventually lead into to sold products and worldwide fame.🤑 If people like Joe Rogan who promote this stuff, has really seen even some of the Bob Lazar interviews from the past 30 years, he would know that Bob changes his story all the time. Perfecting his lie - to eliminate the glaring inconsistencies that could hurt his cash cow of passive income flow. In September 22nd interview in 1990 with Michael Lindemann - Bob Lazar even claimed that HE was the one that identified the element 115 in the laboratory after years of totally opposite statements (see link below). He probably regrets those early interviews, bad lies and silly statement nowadays that could reveal instantly who he really is, because even a single lie will collapse his whole story and credibility like a house of cards, for example he once publicly claimed he had build a working car with his diy particle collider that could run on water as a fuel source lol. These kind of people can't help themselves, they always want more and to get away with even bigger lies. It's the best and biggest thrill of life for them.🙊 The biggest and the most obvious red flag is that Bob has also claimed for years that he has buried stolen Element 115 in his backyard. But Bob Lazar just chooses not to show the stolen element 115 to anyone for none reason whatever. He just tries to keep silent of that well recorded lie from the 90's until everyone just forgets it. Even the videotape of him doing the experiments with the stolen stable Element 115 in his garage with trustworthy George Knapp has also magically disappeared from George Knapps house. Even Jeremy Corbell cant find it! Convenient that the only peace of evidence that they have to FULLY back his story up or to completely destroy it - is still kept hidden after all these years later. Its like actually finding the Bigfoot, but then deciding not to show it or mention it to anyone while he hangs out in your backyard all these years.😂 Also Los Alamos didn't hire Bob. They hired Kirk & Meyer company to repair alpha probes and Bob's who took care of that mundane job for a short period of time. During a 1993 talk at Rachel, Bob Lazar claimed that his MIT and Caltech professors were named Duxler and Hohsfield, and even spelled them. Problem is, they both turned out to be Bob's Highschool and Pierce College teachers. Thats the only formal education he really has. Decades ago he also lied to millionaire/UFO enthusiastic Robert Bigelow that material called Aerogel was Element 115. Due to Bobs request Bigelow even payed Lazar $2500 a month salary to re-create the alien ship, but eventually cut ties to Bob Lazar after seeing through Bobs lies and when Bob just used the warehouse he had given to him just to store his furniture. Really guys.. HE HAS NOT MADE A SINGLE DOLLAR from all of his lies?! He was even paid a monthly salary for them! When you actually look into it yourself - these podcast/documentaries trying to manipulate you into believing this crap just become exploitative, disgusting and repulsive to listen or watch. If you only watch these podcasts or biased documentaries its easy just to accept these TALKING POINTS about his financial motives and jet engine car stories, but if you actually do some research yourself to verify the claims, you realize they are just willingly using these talking points intended to manipulate you - the audience. There is a conscious effort to hide inconsistencies, conceal Bobs outrageous lies from the past and avoid any hard questions. Robert Lazar has been a lifelong swindler and fraud. He even stiffed his own mother for a loan and had the balls to declare that as a debt in his bankruptcy filing.😞 Bob Lazar saw the Area 51 hand scanner that measures bone length in 1977 movie "Close encounters of the third kind", multiple years before ever talking about it publicly and element 115 was featured multiple times even in his locally distributed science magazines he used to read, also years before publicly talking about it. The timeline is well documented.👾 Even George Knapp admits nowadays that Bobs MIT/Caltech lies about his education just hinders his whole story and hurts his credibility. The hypothesis of Element 115 having a potentially stable isotope isn't a new concept. In fact in May of 1989, it was published in an article in scientific American, a widely distributed scientific journal. Not only that, the discovery of elements is inevitable. I can tell you now that within the next few years we will discover element 119. The only thing that proves is that I can count. It doesn't take a physics degree or experience with alien tech to make that simple prediction. Bob Lazar is involved in all those prostitution rings, gun charges, peeping hidden cameras and moving into his mysteriously murdered ex wife's apartment with his new spouse -backstories, I don't even care to elaborate, because they are not even needed to collapse Bob Lazars lies and to reveal his real personality. You don't have to point out the glaring Dupers Delight -micro expression in his face that all psychopaths, compulsive liars and anti-social personalities have, that Bob Lazar does constantly in these public interviews (with his fake migraines) when he enjoys the thrill of getting away with it. You only need to read the interviews that Bob Lazar gave himself in the past 34 years and he will debunk himself completely and instantly.👻 That's what all compulsive liars eventually do. The manipulative TALKING POINT of him never changing his story, becomes offensive and even insulting, if you are open minded, rationally thinking person who actually wants to use some time and energy to look into his story and verify these things yourself. If Joe Rogan has actually researched any of this stuff like they claims to have done for decades and actually looked into Bob Lazars background even a little bit, then the only conclusion is that he is just an another clickbate conman and master manipulator who has no moral dilemmas of exploiting his audiences hardwired vulnerabilities to pay attention to this bullshit. Shame on you Rogan for intentionally lying to your audience with these clear lies and shaking the fragile sense of reality of people who might be gullible enough to get manipulated by these type of shows and alien grifters.💔 Good place to start: www.reddit.com/r/ufo/comments/l8w28k/bob_lazar_the_nail_in_the_coffin/ bullshit

Y it’s all hate/haters

@@justinsane1909I think he knows that

What does this “Andrew Schultz” fellow have to do with the guest of this episode, Andrew Schulz?

Underrated

I hate him more than anyone ….. including all fictional characters

​@@user-el5hm8ij1b more than Biden?

Fuck ye - me too. I dont hate the guy - but at somepoint I did start to dislike him, I cant put my finger on why.

More than Biden?

I’m so glad everyone sees how much of a dick head he is now.

Funniest one tbh

​​@@lPOTCl I've read this one before in many "Drake the type of guy" jokes.

23:33

10:35

I hate this guy, and his stupid haircut. I hate his personality. I hate everything about him.

He looks like the dictator of a Third World country

& I came straight here! 😂

Thats cap I mean his hair is a cap, and he puts it on to think.

@@3rdjrh Yeah I remember everyone used to mock lil Kim for that stupid shit now every Zoomers got it. Andrews followig the trend for his brand.

I broke one kicking it shut.. In his defense😂

Then slap his knee 200 times because he thought it was so funny

lol this one got me good

😂😂😂

😂😂😂

you'll just walk away from someone mid convo ?

When was he likable?

@@lowek7773 Dude, with some people, you just have to.

@@DakkyDarno they gotta have me super fucked up to just walk away

what is your issue with the new Schulz? are you sure it's not you who has changed?

I'd be banned.

Lmaooo​@@grimmertwin2148

Or shulz live with chat and $TTS enabled

you are one of them podcast nerds who watches podcasts about podcasts, it's clear.

@@Tormentality LMFAO. Did you watch this podcast? What did they just teach you about being humble before you meet the wrong guy.... Good for you you're safe on the internetz.... Nerd? Lolllll.

why so many dislikes?

Fr

You thinks these are bots send by the Daily Wire?

I really don’t get why to be honest I don’t think he’s really changed much other than his hair 🤷🏻‍♂️

He did this to himself. Just took a while to notice. On the plus side he is speaking Caucasian today.

@@tylerkelsey2902This guy doesn’t need _any_ help to feel important. He’s an uber douche, i can’t watch his podcast anymore. Im here to see if joe tries to tell him to chill his ego the F out

The best timing in my cackle scroll, fug

😂

😂😭💀

This is the best one LOL

Yeah!

I have a lot of empathy. It used to get the better of me because assholes weaponize it against you. Like how Hamas weaponizes empathy against Israel. And all the bleeding hearts fall for it every time. But a douche bag like Schultz is hilarious for claiming such utter nonsense.

Lots of empath narcissists out there

You don't know him behind a camera and what's presented to you so laugh at your own hubris instead

@@kamwalker6296 narcissistic compassion

in fairness he was saying out of the two he is more an empath then a psychopath

My Schruggle

@@Matsonius More like Mein Kampf

Schulz Family History German: status name for a village headman, from a shortened form of Middle High German schultheize. The term originally denoted a man responsible for collecting dues and paying them to the lord of the manor collecting dues.jewish

That was the title of Hitlers book . Mein kamph

@@my.screenname.is.taken2 glad you figured that one out.

It’s a new torture technique developed by the CIA

you got me!

another bot with bot likes

@@nightbot1788 aren’t you a bot? Bro NOBODY likes Andrew.

Lmao

He going for edgy nazi officer look.

He can somehow pull off the look

@@Koskelythe question is why can he pull it off 😂

make his weird ass ears stand out more too.

Just shave the sides off his mustache lol

💯

His little rent boy Akash does.

Damn you hating big time, you’re posting multiple hating comment lol

These kids now mistake confidence for cocky. They don't know the difference.

HA

you bastard, i didn't notice until i read your comment while i was mid podcast hahaha

yeah

They are 50.

Oh no it's ruining it for me 🤣🤣🤣

Lmao yeahhhh

lmfao on point

Also looks like he would piss himself in an unapologetic manner.

Bro!

In an Andrew Tate body suit. Like peas in a pod dick and balls go together.

😂🚴

😂

I’d say he still dose

Bro he does it every two minutes *eyes wide open and fingers stroking beard* “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM”

His opening 4 sentences

He does all the time. What are you talking about?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂

@@pigeon4200 don't get me wrong it's a GREAT car 😂🥰

thanks. I was wondering where all those "yeah" comments that others were talking about were

Bro, you could do 20 per minute

Get a job g

@@lufcharrison2234 you’re halfway down the JRE comments, you can’t be sayin much

@@kendalltapani986 so you’re jobless too?

So a rational person then? I get schulz is a hack but this comment just makes zero sense

Its irrational because he would never think he needs someones advice.

I do that