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Kurt Metzger is a stand-up comic, writer, and host of the "Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger" podcast. His latest special, "30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger," is available on KZfaq.
www.kurtmetzgercomedy.com

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@davidmurphy8364 2 ай бұрын

Kurt talking about what happened at Dresden so passionately then saying he doesn’t know what city it was is absolute comedy gold😂

@stanw909 2 ай бұрын

Doesn't remember the London blitz or the V2 rockets Hitler rained down upon innocent targets. At least Dresden had war factories.

@FidelCashFlows 2 ай бұрын

@@stanw909found the war crime justifier

@princecheck11 2 ай бұрын

@@FidelCashFlowsalways one

@jaredkinneyjr 2 ай бұрын

so glad I could finally delete Spotify! Just like the good ol' 2015 days of JRE on KZfaq

@robertburnett6348 2 ай бұрын

He is a ignorant, rude idiot.

@michaelposner7435 2 ай бұрын

15 years, and I'm still waiting for Kurt to finish a sentence.

@kuumaliimam1es 2 ай бұрын

For every sentense Kurt finishes he starts atleast 5 new ones.

@MrLongDongSilver 2 ай бұрын

god him and Dan Soder sound the same and are so cringey

@blockraven22 2 ай бұрын

probably from Kratom

@ssyankee121 2 ай бұрын

@@MrLongDongSilverdamn what else do you consider cringe then

@bradquigley81 2 ай бұрын

I still kind of like him. He's actually pretty funny.

@VanDamnator65 Ай бұрын

Kurt's brain nearly overheating trying to decide how to describe Chris Chan to someone who knows nothing about him was the highlight of this episode for me.

@travismcnasty4239 Ай бұрын

Knowing about Chris Chan is not good. Having knowledge about the true singularity is only a burden. Maybe you share the story as a cautionary tale, but mostly it's a horrific, depressing slog.

@johnyates6192 18 күн бұрын

LOL, but he would be fun to hang -out with !!!!!! Love all of you !!!!! SRGT John M Yates Jonesboro AR

@deep-pond Ай бұрын

Have missed Kurt on Jimmy so much this week. It's so nice to get to see him on Rogan.

@petemp24 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 the gullible in you

@hereforthecommentsection9451 2 ай бұрын

Good god we need a Podcast with Kurt and Tim Dillon. Shit would be entertaining as hell.

@ACDC392333 2 ай бұрын

Yeah that’d be awesome

@Evan_Meyer Ай бұрын

Holy shit, yes please.

@Txalcoir Ай бұрын

We need a prosecutor though...can't have just defendants

@LetsSmokePodcast Ай бұрын

A spin on “We might be drunk” called “We used to do coke” w/ Tim and Kurt

@dankboyq4050 Ай бұрын

Lol you you are clearly big Tim fans, they already did an epsiode on Tims patreon and it was trash

@mbc9290 2 ай бұрын

Kurt Metzger is ALL OVER THE PLACE and it is HILARIOUS 🤣!!!

@libertas5005 2 ай бұрын

Kurt Metzger is like when Mr Data tried to become human and understand humor. His face reminds me of Mr Data so much.

@AA-ws3vd 2 ай бұрын

Haha a Fistful of Datas

@jayhova Ай бұрын

Kurt is one of my favorite people. He's always a few steps ahead.

@petemp24 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 gullible Trumpers

@RonnyJakobsson 29 күн бұрын

His thoughts are live streaming directly to his vocal cords without delay. Love it

@tommybunk2292 Ай бұрын

I love listening to Kurt, you can almost hear his brain crunch when he's thinking like a bowl of Rice Krispies.

@SneedTechIndustries-gf5hn 2 ай бұрын

Metzger is the most underrated comedian. Genuinely funny, no persona, no hubris.

@robertburnett6348 2 ай бұрын

What! At times he takes over Dore's show with his incessant babble. Interrupts constantly. We don't know why Jimmy does this to us.

@carrenpalmer3453 2 ай бұрын

@@robertburnett6348 yeah, but Jimmy kinda throws the look or comment to keep Kurt contained, but I did see Kurt a year ago with JD and Steph and imo, Kurt was the most hilarious that night

@SneedTechIndustries-gf5hn Ай бұрын

@@robertburnett6348 Yes because it's an entertainment segment. It's not about the 'news' it's about giving the news in an entertaining way so it's actually accessible to more people than otherwise. Kurt is funny, if you don't like it there are plenty of very boring ways to get your news that are straight and to the point without it. I personally find it refreshing.

@missykins3193 Ай бұрын

@@robertburnett6348 Kurt has a a borderline personality disorder, a drug addiction, a mouth full of marbles, and a face only a mother could love. Kurt fans are either paid, relatives, or sleeping with him.

@opensourceanglers8291 Ай бұрын

Yeah Kurt is real, and really funny. He's one if the few people in the public eye who actually sees how it works and feels compelled to talk about it which means he gives a shit. There's no accounting for taste so if you don't like him that's your prerogative but nobody can deny his quick mind and wit. He's like 5 or 6 thoughts ahead here and Joe just can't keep up...

@jummyran 2 ай бұрын

Kurt’s laugh on Jimmy Dore makes things even funnier lol

@AnaLucia-wy2ii 2 ай бұрын

I like his epic one liners. He’s a perfect sidekick.

@jummyran Ай бұрын

@@AnaLucia-wy2ii ya now I see why he hasn’t been on Jimmy show this week he’s been traveling

@PoperoniNews Ай бұрын

When the episode ends and cuts off with Kurt’s laugh it always sends me into a laughing fit

@RedroomStudios Ай бұрын

Kurt's constant interruptions and talking over Jimmy ruin the show. he needs to remember he's just the sidekick.

@gabrielhersey5546 Ай бұрын

Love Jimmy Dorre Kurt is hilarious

@Boroffski Ай бұрын

“Stochastic terrorism is what you did.” Fkn Metzger had me dyin😆

@Aussiedushi Ай бұрын

This convo flowed so well! Kurt is a very good conversationalist

@Caraunus 2 ай бұрын

“We know they are lying, they know they are lying, they know we know they are lying, we know they know we know they are lying, but they continue to lie.”

@cosette999 Ай бұрын

That’s because those who aren’t us refuse to accept the fact that they are lying. To admit when your wrong is a humbling experience, it hurts your pride. This is why the left has chosen the deadliest of the 7 deadly sins to promote. There are plenty of people in the world who would sooner self destruct than hurt their pride by humbling themselves.

@edvigadias9447 Ай бұрын

How to stop them? If we ignore them they will do worse.

@Goji-eletienne Ай бұрын

Because "we" are not forcing accountability.

@miteshraja4823 Ай бұрын

Lmao

@travismcnasty4239 Ай бұрын

@edvigadias9447 mock them at every opportunity and tell people where they live and work.

@polishpennetrator 2 ай бұрын

Love being on KZfaq and seeing comments again

@bakebook 2 ай бұрын

What happened to the Spotify deal?

@bakebook 2 ай бұрын

What happened to the Spotify deal?

@thacoolbean 2 ай бұрын

Makes my Sh hard

@kevm243 2 ай бұрын

Nothing he's on Spotify as well

@kirkanos3968 2 ай бұрын

Sure he had a time limit on only posting on spotify. But just guessing.

@edvigadias9447 Ай бұрын

Kurt and Jimmy are my favourite people. I love them.

@kosmokramer5420 Ай бұрын

Never seen kurt before this what a wild dude he had me rolling a few times 😅

@jamesrichardson469 2 ай бұрын

“Where did Dresden happen?” “I’m not sure what city”

@sarahrenay341 2 ай бұрын

I didn't even catch that 😭

@georgepapatheofilou6118 2 ай бұрын

The toilet city that got shat on No affermitve action back then that evolved to DEI . They used wine stocks to save property. The ancient Greco-Roman in me thinks nothing nice

@lesblatnyak5947 2 ай бұрын

Desert dry eh 😂

@johndillinger5142 2 ай бұрын

Wooof. I remember reading slaughter house 5 as a kid and looking into it after. No war factory, war was over. Beautiful gothic town and everyone in it melted by raining fire from the sky for 3 days. Really changed my point of view.

@stevena.7022 2 ай бұрын

Captain Joe Dresden famously firebombed Moscow in 1812

@a_legitimate_salvage 2 ай бұрын

Kurt and Jimmy are such a breath of fresh air in terms of being hilarious truth tellers who won't grovel to the bastards.

@DavidThomas-fb8bq Ай бұрын

Funny you said breath of fresh air when he was just smoking.

@petemp24 Ай бұрын

Yes for dummies

@heavyhebrew Ай бұрын

Kurt Metzger should be a United States Senator

@nemrutbaba Ай бұрын

Better than that genocidal zombie Fetterman!

@Sencaro 2 күн бұрын

I mean, yeah better than what we have currently

@sbctdizzle1 Ай бұрын

Already watched this on Spotify just here to leave a like and comment so the algorithm shares more of Kurt Metzger with people.

@usofliberty Ай бұрын

same

@lobstersexmachine Ай бұрын

Watch the Jimmy Dore show. He’s a cohost. Jimmy is funny too.

@DrFaust-pr8vw Ай бұрын

I used to listen to the Race Wars podcast he did, it was great

@buckrogers4174 Ай бұрын

Kurt is good

@ActPono 2 ай бұрын

Kurt talks the way my brain works.

@maya_coqsalonga 2 ай бұрын

Then you're brain damaged.

@PsychopathyInArabic 2 ай бұрын

then, you need to start reading books.

@junyBSW 2 ай бұрын

same. too much info going in and swirling around, not enough time to convey it all

@badlaamaurukehu 2 ай бұрын

@@PsychopathyInArabicBooks caused this. I'm same gen as Kurp and can confirm. He has thought within thought multithreading unlike the tiktok generations who can't even seem to figure out serial processing let alone parallel.

@AnaLucia-wy2ii 2 ай бұрын

Me too!

@dandeeteeyem2170 2 ай бұрын

Oh my God 😂 these two together somehow became my favourite JRE ever. Would kill to hang out with these two together, I'm effing crying! 😂❤

@PoperoniNews Ай бұрын

This episode was side splitting funny

@Fidelista23 Ай бұрын

They are great together . Two Leos !!

@likenothingdo Ай бұрын

Kurt Vonnegut also said, about the Dresden bombing, later in his life he ending up meeting/speaking with some of the people involved in the decision making that led up to the bombing, and the answer that he got was that Dresden was bombed due to "bureaucratic inertia" which is to say, the people bombing had a lot of bombs to drop, and they were going to drop them somewhere so it ended up being Dresden, even though there was no practical military justification or reason for setting it and its inhabitants on fire...

@mop9i40k Ай бұрын

I do not understand why it's not common knowledge, Dresden was bombed to shit only because it'd end up in soviet occupation zone.

@mancyank564 Ай бұрын

The Soviets asked the Allies to bomb Dresden because it was a major train hub. War materials were passing through Dresden on the way to the Eastern front.

@paulmryglod4802 Ай бұрын

@mancyank564 yes this is not known as much. Good to point this out. There wasnt much other military justification to level the city, though.

@mop9i40k Ай бұрын

@@mancyank564 Common you cant beleive that crap, can you? The amount of bombs, planes, pilots and fuel used was enough to level all train stations in Germany + all military factories + half of German troops but instead they leveled the whole town with 300 000 women and children, why would they? Btw they did not drop a single f'king bomb to stop transporting jews to death camps and they knew 100% about genocide and did nothing not just to stop it but even to delay it.

@tomasotreasaigh111 Ай бұрын

Kurt and Joe are golden together, in fairness Joe looked a bit tired but Kurts energy here just invigorates him and it works brilliantly! Kurts belly laughs are hilarious.

@tomsimpson5449 2 ай бұрын

Kurt is so underrated on the JDS. He's frequently a couple of steps ahead - or sideways (!), so he can seem as if he's delivering non-sequiters; but when you manage to get into his rhythm, he's hilarious, and one of the sharpest guys out there.

@dandeeteeyem2170 2 ай бұрын

Exactly! Reminds me of my genius best friend growing up who couldn't get a thought out in a coherent sentence unless he got stoned, and you realise he'd been ten steps ahead of you that whole time! XD

@doyouevennaturebro4593 2 ай бұрын

I agree. Sometimes he makes me lose my shit.

@user-hl7ji4bv4q 2 ай бұрын

True. Alot of people complain about him meandering but it's more like they're having a hard time keeping up with Kurt.

@melodie0987 2 ай бұрын

@@user-hl7ji4bv4q10000% correct. I think even Jimmy struggles to follow him sometimes. Says Kurt’s going off topic when he’s providing another example of the same corruption or explaining another reason why something is deeply immoral. I’ve learned so much from Kurt. He sees things as they are and doesn’t virtue signal ever. A blessing to our society. More people need to listen to Kurt. REALLY listen. I hope his podcast comes back.

@AnaLucia-wy2ii 2 ай бұрын

I agree! He cracks me up. Sometimes it takes Jimmy a second to get his jokes. 😊 He’s got the best one liners and they’re always referencing some larger concept. One of my favorites was when Jimmy said something obviously true and Kurt with an offended voice said, “Hey, that is lacking context! “ 😂 obviously referencing the fake and often desperate “fact checks.”

@hatimnaji9589 2 ай бұрын

Talking about Dresden and not knowing where it happened was priceless 😂😂

@irvvalenzuen3135 2 ай бұрын

@@Golemrock598well how hot was she

@MrAirController 2 ай бұрын

Dresden was a mans name to Kurt 😂

@CarlMalhone 2 ай бұрын

@@irvvalenzuen3135ngl ; I’m black and this the first thing I thought

@michaeljoyce4415 2 ай бұрын

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just don't understand Kurt's dry style of humor

@irvvalenzuen3135 2 ай бұрын

@@Golemrock598 in all seriousness Jewish people like to use the word exclusive but we all know what that really means . They’re one of the most “exclusive” communities in the world . Ask a Palestinian. Saying your Jewish girlfriend is racist is like saying water is wet LOl

@verisimilitudo1 Ай бұрын

My favorite part; "either way you're flying off a roof". Point dot point dot.

@JeannotLabeille Ай бұрын

The Jimmy Dore Show is one of the last beacons of light in the poopstorm we're navigating through.

@MMvelli 2 ай бұрын

Kurt is the King of the Half Sentence

@lq4275 2 ай бұрын

it hurts my brain

@bananawatch8158 2 ай бұрын

Spot on about

@moralhazard1 2 ай бұрын

If he could organize his thoughts better, and yes speak in full sentences he would be unstoppable!! I think he's brilliant and nails certain things but yeah I think he just has so many thoughts he never fully grabs onto one much lol

@jamesdriggers2011 2 ай бұрын

For real!!

@May_Lease_Uh 2 ай бұрын

Kurt's having conversations in his head that he let's you in on halfway through...but forgets you weren't there for the start.

@gugy68 2 ай бұрын

JRE needs to have Jimmy Dore again soon.

@catcherboy96 2 ай бұрын

@Jeremya74 2 ай бұрын

I agree..at lest I can understand him

@AnaLucia-wy2ii 2 ай бұрын

Yes!

@FatherOMalley Ай бұрын

kinda sounds like Joe was trashing Jimmy's Show at the very end of this video

@ellea3344 Ай бұрын

Jimmy said he would when he had something to promote, like a Comedy Special.

@azeez8399 Ай бұрын

Kurt Metzger is great.

@frankerck Ай бұрын

The Killing Machine never sleeps. Tuned in for Metzger. I didn't know Rogan was going to talk TVs like Maher.

@smashtoad 2 ай бұрын

Kurt's level of knowingly gaslit, infurious disbelief of the upside down, sideways state in which we find ourselves paints a perfect picture of the confused frustration felt by anyone with a fking brain.

@groovehog1 2 ай бұрын

100% and great description!

@crystalbooth8932 2 ай бұрын

💯💯💯💯

@PoperoniNews 2 ай бұрын

I am completely desensitized to it all and watching his reactions to it all has been one of my favorite things as of late.

@robadamson1 2 ай бұрын

I love your formulation.

@TedKidd Ай бұрын

Yep

@hf-nctrnl1890 2 ай бұрын

By far one of the most entertaining episodes in a long time

@LoyalOpposition Ай бұрын

Definitely one of the best.

@hamidious Ай бұрын

Best guest you should have him for a full week

@phongbong Ай бұрын

more please. joe is kinda known for conspiracy theories but, kurt has taken over and i'd liek to hear more.

@Mocho101 2 ай бұрын

Kurt is amazing and the Jimmy Dore Show plug at the end was keen. The truth will set you free

@mattschneider5205 2 ай бұрын

I don’t recommend it…

@sadmachineinc 2 ай бұрын

If you're reading this Reply, you are the Resistance.

@Mocho101 2 ай бұрын

you are paid opposition or a paid actor the empire is over bud@@mattschneider5205

@zacharycadman8226 Ай бұрын

The fact that some of the most accurate news comes from the Jimmy Dore show tells you how bad the media is today.

@jjdillon1207 Ай бұрын

@@mattschneider5205what’s wrong with jimmy dore?

@jasonarcher7268 2 ай бұрын

Kurt is the internet's best sidekick

@RustyBlumpkins 2 ай бұрын

after this episode he’s a top 5 dipshit too.

@FamiliarAnomaly 2 ай бұрын

P.S. - Dresden amount dead was more like 500k and it was women and children burned to death - fire so hot the water in the city fountains evaporated

@BrookMesfin 2 ай бұрын

What's sad is he used to be on track to be one of the best comedians back in the mid 2010s but got derailed by a certain white substance.

@azurebadger 2 ай бұрын

This conversation convinced me otherwise.

@FamiliarAnomaly 2 ай бұрын

also no one is gonna watch Oppenheimer decades from now was the most boring movie ever joe is so FOS sometimes

@laptv2144 Ай бұрын

Kurt is such a goat in terms of just ranting about current affairs

@christophermirkovich7290 Ай бұрын

God damn I love KURP.... he's like a vessel of knowledge with 100 holes spewing out information all at once, unfortunately not through a centralized spout

@MusicHead480 2 ай бұрын

Kurt: says anything Joe : "Gleegleegleeglee"

@Dadburn_erl 2 ай бұрын

Made this episode hard to listen to with that weird fake laugh. Idk why but it was driving me nuts.

@The_Local Ай бұрын

It's because he's humoring him and like that's not true but whatever kinda laugh @@Dadburn_erl

@angeliahoffman8500 Ай бұрын

Has he started doing this habitually or is it just a nervous tic?

@seraph6758 2 ай бұрын

Kurt can interrupt me with laughter anytime 🫡👍

@jayjones9219 2 ай бұрын

His laugh is great!

@RustyBlumpkins 2 ай бұрын

People with autism do have great laughs! His laugh sounds just like my son’s.

@celerystalk1521 2 ай бұрын

I miss when rogan didn't have comments

@vv7299 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy Dore castigates him if he doesn't laugh loudly at every line, but on the JRE there's no pressure to be funny , he's just doing it out of habit

@seraph6758 2 ай бұрын

@vv7299 🥺 oh no! Tell me more little squeaker. 🤣 ..have a nice day..

@maxpowersimpson3796 Ай бұрын

First Rogan Podcast I completely watched in years.

@mikefatah Ай бұрын

Kurt is a smart and insightful man! He always has witty and hilarious takes on situations

@user-hl7ji4bv4q 2 ай бұрын

I live Kurt's level of outrage at everything. That's how angry all the Podcasters should be at the shit that goes on in this world.

@greattribulation1388 Ай бұрын

Most podcasters are his level of stupid too

@ignoranceisstrengthpodcast3294 2 ай бұрын

Kurts stand up is underrated AF

@abdulalomari2381 2 ай бұрын

Lame af

@cb3648 2 ай бұрын

He has one of the best stories ever on "This is Not Happening" about the Jehovah's Witness kid turned crack dealer Zumo.

@funlegomathteachathome1256 Ай бұрын

Became aware of Kurt, from the dore show. He is crazy. Blessings. Bo truckers and railway workers. Cleveland

@trishcooley5810 Ай бұрын

“It’s cheaper than insulin!”. Brilliant! I love Kurt!

@MrDonpasqualino 2 ай бұрын

Colin Quinn referring to Kurt as a 'Bosnian war criminal' with regards to how Kurt looks is why Colin is the greatest

@libertas5005 2 ай бұрын

I'm Bosnian and I find that weird. Why would he call him that way? Maybe he meant Serb war criminal?

@mihnea919 2 ай бұрын

I'm romanian and i find your reply very weird. Maybe he meant what he meant. It was a joke for christ's sake. The accent wasn't put on war criminal, the war on yugoslavia or any other bs. He wanted to make a funny joke and that's what he came up with on the spot. And it is funny.

@JackMarcuson 2 ай бұрын

@@libertas5005 bosnian muslims commited far more war crimes during Bosnian War than Serbs did through entire 90's.

@fuckamericanidiot 2 ай бұрын

@@libertas5005 If he knew that libertas, I'm sure Colin would correct himself :) He is sharp as a tack and loves to learn

@brucegregson621 2 ай бұрын

Who was the guy who was charged at the Hagge? Mulosavic? @@libertas5005

@spacejamgoliath 2 ай бұрын

Kurt is a voice of reason. The world is weird

@biggordo482 2 ай бұрын

kurt was raised in a doomsday cult he wasnt raised the same way 99% of americans were. 100% correct he is a breath of fresh air.

@TheUnseen0n3 2 ай бұрын

Ehh seems like he picks who's right and wrong and isn't very open to hearing otherwise

@TexasGreed 2 ай бұрын

The voice of uppers.

@PhreakPhantom 2 ай бұрын

LMFAOOOOO

@maya_coqsalonga 2 ай бұрын

Nah, it's you.

@olmr.bananahands5431 Ай бұрын

Man, idk when Joe Rogan got the Crablante laugh, but I'm here for it.😂

@helicoptergunship Ай бұрын

So hilarious during the Bridgit Macron/Michelle Obama topic when Joe and Jamie have a lover's spat. Its so passive aggressive and awkward 😂

@kjnewell7243 2 ай бұрын

Kurt’s is 2 thoughts ahead of what he saying at all times, I love it! We need something where it’s just Kurt talking about these subjects. Like 2 hours a week of Kurt just going off.

@flavioa6351 2 ай бұрын

Yeah it’s called the jimmy dore show

@BrandonG6822 2 ай бұрын

@@flavioa6351he's good with jimmy but him with rogan is so good

@pato77781 2 ай бұрын

We need Kurt on at least once a month!

@Txalcoir 2 ай бұрын

No...he's a pedophile and needs to be in jail

@vvinterghost 2 ай бұрын

You got Kurt at least once a week at Jimmy Dore Show

@petiewheat82 Ай бұрын

If Kurt Metzger and Sam Tripoli got together for a two hour podcast, not a single coherent thought would be uttered to completion.

@MRoachthe1 Ай бұрын

And they would understand each other perfectly. I would definitely listen to that.

@kellieheald Ай бұрын

It would be funny af though

@DominicCarioti 2 ай бұрын

This is a conversation between weed on Adderall and Whiskey on smelling salts.

@Somereasonstolive Ай бұрын

Accurate

@justinswayne Ай бұрын

Actually they're on cocaine. I can tell being an ex addict for 8 sum odd years. If you pay attention JR sniffs way more often then he usually does. And you can notice the speed of talking and the constant interjections and cutting each other off.

@KingWut 2 ай бұрын

“As the Carpets, So the Drapes” is the most underrated joke in this whole episode 😂

@Jasonliggett69 2 ай бұрын

The Great and Powerful Kurmis Mestragimos

@LowKeyLoca 2 ай бұрын

So glad I'm not the only one..👌 That sh*t cracked me up! 😂😂

@LowKeyLoca 2 ай бұрын

So glad I'm not the only one..👌 That sh*t cracked me up! 😂😂

@anderseckstrand7033 2 ай бұрын

🤣

@madProgenitorDeity 2 ай бұрын

@@Jasonliggett69 Kurtmes Trismeztgistus

@sMASHsound Ай бұрын

Kurt has to do his own news commentary show

@obiigwe8349 Ай бұрын

No he needs some structure for his haphazard brilliance to shine. His solo podcast is hit and miss

@JeffM--- Ай бұрын

Kurt is awesome, luv ya bro. TVs are so cheap because they don't want anyone to miss out on their programming.

@12fefoibefo 2 ай бұрын

Pfizer needs to be held accountable for its crimes

@bestkoreanjesus Ай бұрын

Just say jews

@captainLoknar Ай бұрын

government will protect them to the last child and if every child dies then they'll say they're too big to fail

@aeternafortuna1644 Ай бұрын

@@bestkoreanjesus ceo of pfizr is a j3w?

@djkymaera Ай бұрын

Will never happen

@philliesphan312 Ай бұрын

They don't have laws for them! Lol

@towel6969 2 ай бұрын

where my dawgs at

@mmagenie 2 ай бұрын

Ayyyye

@thewampus97tj 2 ай бұрын

🐕

@kayceehill7157 2 ай бұрын

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!

@Nunchuck210 2 ай бұрын

Pet Cemetary

@ClipStreamSage 2 ай бұрын

Present

@blacktepes Ай бұрын

Kurt really knows the dynamics of the show. It's been almost almost 3 hours of them talking just about anything and it hasn't feel like a drag like with some other guesses he has had lately

@arronwolf2 Ай бұрын

Kurt could be a weekly guest. Great synergy!

@frenchiesfrankieandhenry 2 ай бұрын

Kerp has really helped wake up both Joe and Jimmy Dore to the view of the world from 30,000 feet.

@SoBayK80 2 ай бұрын

Remember when Joe brought on Metzger to talk down Owen Benjamin back when Owen was losing his shit?

@madProgenitorDeity 2 ай бұрын

Kurt admitted candidly on TJDS that he didn't know about the treatment of Palestinians until pretty recently, but he clearly does now

@Mortred99 2 ай бұрын

What the hell am I listening to? Kurt rants even better than Alex Jones. This is absolute gold.

@stevenkidd6761 2 ай бұрын

If anything, Kurt is clowning Jones and people that buy into his "persona" .

@Borzivullthemisheld 2 ай бұрын

@@stevenkidd6761ok Steven

@ChaosbonesPvP 2 ай бұрын

I’m watching this like oof 😬

@west8436 2 ай бұрын

Kurp for me 😂😅💪🤪

@missykins3193 Ай бұрын

Kurt has a a borderline personality disorder, a drug addiction, a mouth full of marbles, and a face only a mother could love. Kurt fans are either paid, relatives, or sleeping with him.

@user-xt9pm4uu2c Ай бұрын

Jimmy Dore and Kurt Metzger man, real integrity

@cupperdigger3494 24 күн бұрын

lmao Jimmy and integrity, strange couple!

@heatherweeks7944 Ай бұрын

Well done Kurt. Everyone watch the Jimmy Dore show.

@ampaone86 2 ай бұрын

Kurt has the same laugh as drax from guardians 😂😂😂

@dl2one 2 ай бұрын

Lol. Jimmy could be Rocket Raccoon. Damnit I demand a cosplay podcast

@andypehrson9316 2 ай бұрын

he did play drax in the films so makes sense

@Seanigan88 2 ай бұрын

*Dave Bautista

@andypehrson9316 2 ай бұрын

@@Seanigan88 pretty sure it was kurt but i get the confusion

@Seanigan88 2 ай бұрын

@@andypehrson9316 Stahhhhp. Stop it.

@EthanKleinScat 2 ай бұрын

Love KURPY SO MUCH!!! Cracked out or not he’s hilarious, one of the best writers in comedy!!!

@skinnylegendz6940 2 ай бұрын

Your name is great lmfao, with a picture of Gary hahahaha

@TopExcavation 2 ай бұрын

Awesome ep to watch

@helpIthinkmylegsaregone 2 ай бұрын

He seems a lot less cracked than a great deal of people who walk around. He's a little eccentric in his demeanor, but what's so crazy?

@maya_coqsalonga 2 ай бұрын

You're a big fan of the Amy Schumer show?

@alenabazovski 2 ай бұрын

For sure and his a great person

@jayski8082 Ай бұрын

*Kurt Metzger* reminds me of a *Muppet,* he's even got the beady eyes & mannerisms😆

@GregTheGreat008 Ай бұрын

We need Joe & Jamie to do a “Discovering Chris Chan”

@celticbeauty26 2 ай бұрын

I really appreciate Kurt's takes on a lot of issues. He has a pretty level-headed common sensical take. He calls out both sides. Don't agree with everything, but at least he is respectable and willing to have an honest conversation

@vincestapels2022 2 ай бұрын

Have Jimmy Dore on again Joe! Awesome you had Kurp on though man! ❤

@deep-pond Ай бұрын

Joe has Kurt on a lot. I don't see much of Kurp anymore. I think he is too busy for Kyle.

@_GuyInTheChair Ай бұрын

Kurp

@HuxMan909 Ай бұрын

"P" isn't even close to "T" on the keyboard, man

@deep-pond Ай бұрын

@@HuxMan909 You obviously don't know Kurp. Don't get involved with those of us who know them both.

@CastlesForEyes Ай бұрын

Kurt only finishes 40% of his sentences

@jedipat204 2 ай бұрын

Kurt's last special is probably my favorite of anyone in the last 5yrs

@gmo9023 2 ай бұрын

White precious is fucking genius shit, I can almost recite that fucking jaywalking joke word for word

@KannibalBeats 2 ай бұрын

Isn't White Precious like 10 years old?

@gmo9023 2 ай бұрын

@@KannibalBeats yes

@Txalcoir 2 ай бұрын

Did he talk about his attraction to children?

@JohnMoran 2 ай бұрын

Kurt on Roseanne was pretty priceless too

@PBRatLord 2 ай бұрын

Nerdrotic/Critical Drinker shoutout is dope! They'd be GREAT, either of em, for JRE

@zztopz7090 2 ай бұрын

If they stick to culture war and dont expand to actual war and politics.

@conorbryan289 2 ай бұрын

What's the timestamp?

@sperry4771 Ай бұрын

I use a flip phone .....I have an Ipod touch and computer at home I use for music and smart phone type stuff at home..........I get to the internet when I get to it, its never a rush, it prevents a lot of stress this way and I highly recommend it.

@saphire82 Ай бұрын

I honestly think it should go back to that way. A flip phone doesn’t seem “weird” to me at all.

@oliviab3807 Ай бұрын

Thank you for talking about Gaza 💔

@Jitterzz 2 ай бұрын

Been enjoying Kurt a lot on Jimmy’s show, so I’m happy to see him here. He’s a great sidekick for jokes to throw into serious news stories, I’m looking forward to seeing him here as a primary guest.

@rc_xxiii2031 2 ай бұрын

This was my favourite episode in a while 😂 love Metzger!

@rinnypink 2 ай бұрын

That's because Metzger still has a passion for these topics that Joe seems to have lost.

Ай бұрын

"Dresden...I don't know what city it was, but I know it was a war crime". Historical pundit, Kurt Metzger. Wow!

@MoonMoney97 Ай бұрын

Why Joe rocking BlackRifleCoco? Lol😂

@Lee-vo6zr 2 ай бұрын

"These big black arms coming over your face" 😂😂 big mike 😂😂😂

@ammohoarder 2 ай бұрын

This was a PHENOMENAL SHOW! U gotta have this dude back!

@humanindica962 2 ай бұрын

And with Owen Benjamin

@Drakoviche 2 ай бұрын

He is on the Jimmy Dore Show every night almost, good times check it out!

@enochvaldorian2029 2 ай бұрын

Too much information overload when you're talking about this stuff sometimes KEKW. I'm sure he knows but off the cuff it's hard lol

@zjalapeno 2 ай бұрын

this guy 🫡

@MrJturner74 Ай бұрын

So Alex Jones rants about turning the frogs gay and then all of a sudden every other kid is trans. I see a possible connection.

@NUGZo7 Ай бұрын

His laugh has me rolling every time 😂

@ericaugust1501 2 ай бұрын

love Kurt. he's the exasperated sane person, that is slowly unable to be certain anymore if it is he or the world that is insane. this is what happens when you start paying attention.

@Medicine91 2 ай бұрын

Can we get Thomas Sowell on JRE?

@NymtheRobot1984 2 ай бұрын

That would be amazing!

@J3R3MI6 2 ай бұрын

God please

@MikeJones-mf2fw 2 ай бұрын

Word

@dertythegrower 2 ай бұрын

He should be a mainstream character in the media... not sure why they hide his stuff so much 😅 too truthful for sure

@calebharris3375 2 ай бұрын

Just became my number 1 guest as soon as I read your comment. This has and needs to happen

@northstar92 Ай бұрын

Joe's been watching One Piece focusing on the variety of villain laughs

@fraa888grindr6 Ай бұрын

Flip phone + tablet for the last 5 years. I like it far better than the smartphone.

@whoashellfish 2 ай бұрын

Thanks for having Kurt on.

@DjangoSeek 2 ай бұрын

Finally Joe has someone with balls to talk about this ongoin GENOCIDE, salute to Joe Kurp!

@abdullahimahamudbile 2 ай бұрын

Yep that is a W

@chaim5397 2 ай бұрын

Lmao there is no genocide

@iKingRPG 2 ай бұрын

@@chaim5397stop following the propaganda

@bingledock 2 ай бұрын

Joe has had 50 guests on about “trans” issues and 500 on about the life threatening issue of “woke ideology” but has not had a single guest on about the ongoing genocide 6 months into it. I love Kurt. Ever since he left KZfaq I only watch his shows when I love the guest unlike before when I would watch every other episode.

@ahmedhussein1694 2 ай бұрын

@@chaim5397 Why am I not surprised someone named Chaim is denying the genocide, they give you your shekels yet bro?

@timothycormier3494 3 күн бұрын

Kerp! Hahahaha kerp, making sly proud for years! Or sly telling him to shut up! Hahaahahah😂😂😂😂. Probably my favorite comedy show on KZfaq! So good!

@jorgeyaquilugobeltran 27 күн бұрын

Kurt would be a perfect Disney voice-over character. Great episode , hilarious .

@AngryScotProductions 2 ай бұрын

fuckn funny how annoyed joe gets sometimes when he interupts"HOLDON!!!" lmfao

@mypawsoflove 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I was waiting for him to snap on the guys over-talking on Protect Our Parks.

@jarl-caysen 2 ай бұрын

@@mypawsoflove Last Protect our parks was brutal I had to stop watching

@ChadsUltimateChannelExpereince 2 ай бұрын

@jarl-caysen the last hour was particularly horrendous to listen to, you ain't miss anything

@jirisseveredponytail143 2 ай бұрын

How long was trump in politics!?? How long was trump In politics !!!!? I thought joe was gonna lose it there 🤣😅😅😅😅

@j.a.r.family2576 2 ай бұрын

Protect our parks was a disaster for everyone involved. Ari was unbearable honestly. Mark is boring and Shane is fun.... Joe lost control of the pod early on.