Joe probably knows

Jo Po lmao

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Joe definitely knows

Have you ever done Dolphin Meditation Tank?

dazhibernian lmfaooooooooooooo

😩😂🤣

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Lol

😂😂😂

Bro are u actually serious? 😂😂

i hope you got that framed

Man what’s wrong with smoking and just vibing with dolphins, everyone just needs to chill out and take a hit

😂😂

That could also be a good episode of Black Mirror.

😂😂

I agreed and the brutes whom cannot comprehend this are subhumans whom have not developed any intelligence other then survival primitive skills with big toys(technology)

Nicholas Ross Only subhumans can find this comment funny. Not surprised to see many here.

Caton Peters so they are mermaids Sorry I’m not sober

People are water people. There's a reason we're a streamlined, hairless mammal, with a nose pointed downwards, we have a diving reflex that keeps us from drowning as babies, etc.

@Dave Klonpenberg I forget her name, but A well-known and respected evolutionary biologist has been working on that theory for the past 40 years, and it's predicted that it'll be in the text books within the next 10 years. But people fight new paradigms so don't hold your breath, waterguy.

@Dave Klonpenberg I know what Joe was saying. He's a simple guy- not that difficult to understand. I'm just throwing that out there because I think it is interesting. One a side note.. although it is theorized that all life started in the ocean, the new theory suggests we were aquatic- not oceanic- in the not too distant past.

@@HigherPlanes babies know how to swim because they are literally swimming in their mother's womb for months.

So he is basically jotaro

mccheeseburger01 so did Hank Hill

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@@spacialkking Yo wtf

Prasun Kumar Ho Ho

Groundhoog "I'm a trash copycat" X

Daniel Kintigh lmao don’t worry bro, they are the weird ones.

There it is 😂

Matt lol

ahahhahahahah this comment deserves WAAAAAY more likes

😂😂😂

D 'Joe Rogan' MT

He went the distance

The truth does hurt but it’s also gives you the ability to help change the world for the better. Good luck on your journey bro.

The real question is if u feel a bug crawling on you do you have the right to smash its physical body and murder it or do you have to let the lice like creature live and lure it onto your homes walls or the ground outside your home.

KZfaq KZfaq, huh? The topic at hand is essentially about enslaving animals-not whether or not we should allow animals to overrun the homes we need to survive. Dolphins aren’t threatening to destroy your home.

AV 57 y are dolphins more important than a lice on ur hair is my question

AV 57 here's my real question- if I place lice in a cage will you demand I release them to their natural habitat as much as u demand it for a dolphin and why do u care for a dolphin more than a lice insect

A dolphin drowned itself?

booty call911 yep dolphins have the ability to drown them selves. They will Just sit at the bottom of the tank until they run out of air and won’t come up for a breath

@@robertmccutcheon4103 that's crazy wow

@@omaramer7022 Scientists are just beginning to acknowledge that yes, maybe dolphins DO have enough self-awareness to commit suicide. I, and dolphin trainers like Ric O'Barry and David (Camponello) Holroyd have known it for 50 years.

@@MalcolmBrenner Virtally everything we know about dolphins came from Lilly, O'Barry included.

He said 40 bro you’re memory is absolutely trash lmfao

She jacked off dolphins for science???? Beastiality 😦

WiseAssWill not if the dolphin consented 😂💯

Never too much

@@wsw3894 that was sooo fucked up that I blocked it out as soon as I heard it, then saw your comment and realized what I did

😂🤣

This is a powerful joe Rogan experience!

How the fuck you a have a submarine

@@arnaud9047...with a sail?

Keith Klassen then its not a submarine idiot

PrimaL he’s clearly in the Navy, you clown. Every submarine has a sail, it’s the name of the tower that sticks out from the top(a simple google search prevented me from sounding like an idiot, you should try it). And the man also said “our submarine” and “after my watch” I’m not even in the navy and I could piece that together.

Yes, after about 30 million years of steady use...

Dont

A mix between Joe Rogan & Roe Jogan

Mike Morris dolphin meditation tank

NASA got it in a DMT trip

Why is your ass on fire?

Why is your ass on fire?

Wait... has he ever addressed this?

@@groundhogx2941 I also would like to know this

@@kevindavies5978 me too

Wouter Damen I’m a joe rogan junkie. I won’t claim to have seen them all but I’ve seen a lot of them and never once has he spoken EVER about what commenters write about him. I’ve seen him specifically mention about how he DOESN’T like reading comments because they can be depressing as shit.

Lol. I'd feel a little bad about the jokes if he hadn't explicitly said he doesn't even read the comments anyways. But i agree, the meme has run its course.

is jamie the one behind JRE clips?

@@seanpaul8584 Jamie brings up what is requested on a computer and puts it on the big screen so everyone can see the information. Clips, pod casts, reels, shorts. All Jamie & Joe.

Silly? Why silly?

Post Script: We also saw a Walrus masturbating. It has just reached sexual maturity and they put it in a tank with a female but it had not yet figured out what it was supposed to do with that new Forearm looking appendages coming out of it's crotch, but it really loved to stroke it and show it to the crowd...

Nice story lol

Steven Edwards list of things that never happened

@@1517the_year dude, why's he just gonna sit there and make shut up like that. If he is that's strange but I highly doubt it..

Inexpressable the videos about a woman jerking off a dolphin, I see that as plenty of evidence for a guy to make shit like that up lol he just got encouragement.

Jen McMahon I saw that movie before I went to japan. I was trying to find dolphin but I was unsuccessful. However i did try some whale sashimi and raw horse. Kujira!! It’s not bad. I wonder how dolphin taste ? Don’t knock it till you try 👍🏼

@@JimmothySmantanseleton Funny, I heard an orca wondering the same thing about you.

@@MalcolmBrenner 🤦‍♀️

Did you set it to Wombo?

@OvenLovin 710 Used Tesla batteries and was working for a while. Last thing i knew it jumped on the pool. And now its dead.......

gotta change the brakes

Gotta jerk it off

It’s an incredible experience, I made friends with a wild dolphin while working on a mooring barge. I would dive with him practically every day. My favourite part was when I’d sit under water, upside down (floating against the hull of the boat) and we would just stare into each others eyes. It was like we both really wished we could communicate properly. He could pick up the sound of our boat from kms away whenever we started up the motors. I have plenty of videos and photos on my Instagram

Along with Nikola Tesla, gave humanity some genuine advances and was fruit-bat crazy to boot.

Hey, don't knock it, it works. It's just that when you come down, you can remember what they told you, but it only makes sense in Delphinese.

His dolphin jerking off story to be correct.

You mom disagrees

Hey, if I can do it, and he can do it, then ANYBODY can do it, Hika!

E eeeeee eeeee e e ee e eeeeeee eee eeee eeeeeeeee

Robin Sharkey Lmfao is that “Thank You” in dolphin?? 🐬

@@Derekdichiara1 oh man. Same wave length. Eeee e eee e e èeeèe eeeeeeeee

@@Derekdichiara1 I have to go to Mexico soon for a wedding. There is a chance I might get into a fight with a dolphin. Let's see if they can grapple.

Robin Sharkey worst case scenario just jerk the Dolphin off and it will relax, Joe’s advice not mine. 😂😂😂

Harry Banda and a dolphin to jerk me off

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@@basedjj93 Forty hours a week. Seven days in that week. Clarified?

Jacob Ball lmao fuck you Jacob

@@unskinnedskeleton yeah fuck you Jacob

@@unskinnedskeletonI interact with the world and contribute more than most. I founded and own multiple overtly profitable businesses, do two or more regular spots at my local comedy clubs a week, manage my family, spend time with my kids, have a decade long successful marriage and regularly have a great time with friends. Oh and my degree is in electic guitar performance (20+ years of playing and I've recorded tracks with shrapnel records on their shred albums) with a dual major in business. Thanks for the unsolicited advice. Here's some in return: work on yourself instead of strangers on the internet, you'll see much better returns on your investments of your personal time.

Fuck you, Jacob Ball

@@unskinnedskeleton you got verbally spanked by a grown just like a child should.

Bro 😂😂

Tomas Salmon I’m dyin 🤣

They understand our language better than we, theirs.

Zoos are diffrent they arnt trained for show for one

Majority of zoos are for conservation efforts. The viewing is secondary. They really don’t just have an animal for the sake of it anymore

Sweet James Jones II some zoos keep animals that are hurt and. Release them when they are better. And the treatment in zoos is over all better for the most part. ( not says zoos are ok they arnt) and sea worlds treatment is just hell to the animals. So that’s why

@@ashleyreid7081 the logic doesn't make sense. Its the same idea tho, zoos also buy animals and put them in a cage for people to see. Them making money off of showing them is not second at all

Joe hunts his own elk and stuff I believe and that means minimal waste and humane killing

i've been thinking about this, there are conservation effort for other animals but not for all, but i think naturallt the food chain really exist and humans are on top of it, but the thing about us is that aside from food we capture for money/greed and that's the unnatural part of the food chain and things get disrupted

Sleepless Otaku lol I’m a fan but I love the jokes. They’re the closest we’ve got to Rich Piana jokes, god rest his beautiful soul

Zach B no idea who that is, I’ll have to do some research

Sleepless Otaku “look into it”

Joe Baby its love Rogan

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Did you find your way out of Joe Rogan's head, Trevor?

Jek Lee, at least most the humans get put on trial, first.

@@AV57 yea i guess.. jails are so over populated that... heck with the trials.. non killers get killer times

@@donjekdemarco4900, I'm not sure I follow. I was adding to your original comment here that putting animals in tanks is like putting homo sapiens in jails. And physiologically, it's practically identical. The only meaningful moral difference is the implication that the human in the jail has been put on trial, convicted, and then sentenced to jail, while the nonhuman animal was simply thrown in the tank for no reason other than being a nonhuman animal.

That's pretty amazing! Did it perchance ask if you could help it get back to the sea?

Same here! 👍🏻

That's very interesting. Like filmmaker Stanley Kubrick, Lilly had a rather detached view of human affairs, which didn't, however, prevent him from getting very emotional about some of them. He was very good at analyzing human communications networks and how they functioned or malfunctioned, however.

They remember you from the aquarium gift shop and they hate you.

@@AV57 Hahahaha

@@FlyinggMushroom instincts. Wouldnt it be interesting?

@@AV57 i never go to such attraction since i became 18 :]

Wow, quite a story! Get some video and show the rest of us what's going on, just remember to hold the cell phone sideways, not up-and-down, OK? Because dolphins are longer than they are tall!

@@MalcolmBrenner Ill try go one better and take my head-mounted go pro and DSLR in its diving case once I get my boat and scuba gear serviced

Wrong, the beat up on pufferfish, who excrete a mind-numbing toxin which the dolphins apparently ingest by mouthing the fish.

Hahahaha these are the best comments on any Rogan clip video.

Yeah that’s fucked

You seen the videos of the us military drugging there own soldiers under lsd back in the 50's? Some other countries have done it as well. Human nature is fucking weird.

Dr. John C. Lilly did, and he did a lot of questionable other things to dolphins too, but he had enough insight to finally realize that they are other, non-human persons, sapient, self-aware and communicative, like us. And then he did the right thing and quit working with them... for a while, anyway.

Michael Isn’t brain mass in relation to overall body mass a factor?

Michael exactly... Neanderthals also had larger brains

@@iTzMaJorTaK sure its a factor but it's proven to be fairly unreliable. The treeshrew have brains 10% of total body weight, the highest of all animals. But their perceived intelligence doesn't seem even close to a regular lab rat.

The human brain is actually shrinking. Mass isn’t *the* issue.

Dolphins are thirsty fuckers.

3 years since your comment, I actually looked it up lol

Where do you think he got the idea of communicating with dolphins from?

@@MalcolmBrenner the question of the day malcolm is not this trivial shit but my mind has been on extinction and if all these crazy antarctic anomalies ect. Could possibly be related to the "solid state entities" john warned the white house about during one of his extended ketamine runs ? Shits coming to a head. It's alright I got money in the bank I can still get high !

@@mikekallos9248 Did he warn the White House? He warned me, because I talked to him in the hospital after his bicycle crash (tried to ride Topanga Canyon Rd. downhill at 50 mph while on ketamine high), and he wasn't making a whole lot of sense. Was about 1 taco short of a combo platter, in fact. Said aluminum foil was going to be the secret to survival, but... didn't say how. I wouldn't take everything he said as gospel, if I were you. Especially not at that time.

@@MalcolmBrenner wow ! you knew the man. One of my heroes, he had such a big influence on me as a young man. Do no harm study what you would like and never be apologetic for it. Bring all sciences to the table even when dealing with esoteric and metaphysical frontiers. Yes in his autobiography he mentions the white house incident seems he was in some trouble as many wanted to have him committed. Right now is an amazing time the answers to many important questions are right in front of our faces right this second ! Too bad these truths are so strange and often terrifying that one may at once wish to return into the womb of delusion and ignorance ! Of you ever make it to Santa Cruz CA. Beers on me and lunch...