The difference is that they are all true.

I mean he's old af too lmao

@@puckered6036 how😂

@@raidernation1915 because internet people believe everything is fake

@@puckered6036 maby it did but on a 40% scale for some of them alittle embellishments were standard for story telling for the older generations. My grandpa once said what's the point of telling someone a story if it isnt entertaining. The fish might be a pound irl but he got pulled in his pole snapped and he brought it in by hand it was a 40 lbs l.mouth bass that jumped n waved when he let it go because it deserved to live out his days in the pond he runs etc etc

Rudy Montanez relatable

I'm so high I heard him explain Sinatra

You guys ☝️need rehab 🙄

Rocco Noble Why?

me too and im not even high

I'm literally here bc of someone Ik that practices Santeria

Gave the thumbs up cuz I love number 77

@@jaycampos6956 you done juju lol

Joey still does drugs he smokin hella weed and doing psychedelics

@@dissonantchaos7724 those almost necessary to stay sane nowadays

Lmfao

The game is the game…

Couldn't whistle in my house

I can’t whistle.

Damn. Same shit. I wasn't allowed to whistle in my mothers home either. Lol.

@@solomonkane408 Romanians don't whistle either

Russians don't whistle in the house too, they say you'll have no money if you do

This sounds like a soothing turning of a motor

Same

I came for the way people describe him on the comments.

That sounded a bit gay

Seriously. I want 2 hours of him just telling stories to fall asleep to. The best ASMR to fall asleep to.

Or he’s just full of shit and good at storytelling…

@@joedismzZ at this point with all the stories and details he’s given for a dozen years on different podcasts and places it’d be more impressive if he was lying

@@valgoyt912 being recorded live and on tv some people will say shit to over exaggerate and sound better than it usually is plus he’s from Jersey they love to hear themselves talk

@@joedismzZ bingo. He’s a creep

@@joedismzZ bro when I see miserable people like you hating on Joey diaz it’s pathetic. Why are you so mad? He’s had a lot of his stories backed up on other podcast by other comedians or people. When people hate on you it’s because you are a reflection of what their not. Joey diaz Is universally loved. Are you mad because you were a spoiled kid with no struggle and nobody likes or respects you? Get a life dude. You calling his stories full of sh!t but you probably beat off to fake fantasy marvel movies like they’re real or something

Isn't this demonic tho? Like what's the point of cutting chickens asking 4 something when you can just ask Yahweh

@@royal1643 yawheh is a murderer

Yeah bro cubans and nigerians share the same religion ashe

@@royal1643 at some point, every current religion of the modern world once cut chicken and perpetrated even worse rituals.. this includes the modern christianity. It was apparent that Christianity is an ancient religion that faced evolution into something that fabricates a morality based upon whatever our present society deems moral.

@@royal1643because that’s how their religion works just like how the israelites would in the first testament

Nick i just heard that while reading your comment! Perfect timing! 😂😂

@@jroyero it happens to me always and i be like wtf!!

LMFAOOOO OMFG. I ROFL WHEN HE SAID THAT

😂

THEY DON'T FCKN TRANSPORT BLOOOW LMAOOO

True they do have the mini documentary called Joey diaz where i came from

a cartoon would be iconic with his voice over

like everyone hates chris

Everybody hates Joey

Yup animated or live action as long as he narrates I’m watching it

how does one know which god one is affiliated w, a santero around me has said he feels i have darkness around me and to not let it win me over?

Oya right?

Ase'!!! Obatala has my head (as he does with all heads)! Maferefun Baba!!!

@@5targlo You have to have spiritual God Parents that are into it first... That's pretty much all I will say at this point

Blah blah blah if you don’t repent you will find yourself in the lake of fire

You’d need a whole movie universe for that lol

a long detail netflix series

directed by tarantino, oh man

It's called devils advocate. The story he tells is directly from that movie

I've been saying this for years. It would be a mix of Cross & The Switchblade / The Warriors / Goodfellas / Moonlighting. Lmao

Its too much

yup when i was a kid if you could handle the ribbing you were Okay no matter what race and mind your business.

@@kevinaustin7537 tf is a ribbing ive never heard of it

@@adonaiyah2196 ribbing is busting chops, picking at each other, or just making jokes about each other back and forth to someone (you like). it’s whatever you want to call it

@UCCx0QEjkp-SRfr8qa9EDwdw soft ass bitch

Saibapunk obeah is bullshit though.

Xavi Alexis don't be silly, they're all bullshit

Saibapunk boy do is the strongest most evil shit out there. Intrinquil spirits ain't no joke

Mexico - Santa Muerte

rage & fire yoruba people are in both nigeria and benin

Ideally, it would all be narrated by Joey, and he'd voiceover all of the character's lines

This would be a massive mini series. Far too much story for one movie.

An everybody hates Chris type Netflix series.

True me boy.

@Starchildfrom 90s western civilization is white culture bimbo

Russians too. My family is Russian.

Starchildfrom 90s the Irish are white you idiot

@Anthony Joseph Lmao facts!!

CJS very underrated comment holy shit😂

CJS Joey “well I had a million dollars but I’d spend it all” Diaz

Shit he still got the top of his head

"If I can find that hyna and that Sancho that she found, well I'd pop a cap in Sancho and I"...

Alfredo Reyes your not included.

That's so cool

Yup, satanism is a powerful thing. Thank God the Power of Jesus is a far more serious business!

@@tbsb8428 that's your opinion.

Religion is complete bullshit. No evidence anywhere in the world whatsoever. End of story.

Danyer Rodriguez, would you like to try Christianity tho?

I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball

Satan manifests it to make it look it’s power but At the cross Jesus made a spectacle of these powers , they are a joke. Jesus give his children authority over these snakes and scorpions .

@@smokeymcpot69 you don’t get to practice that ;)

Real as it gets

You're a Scorpio??? Single?

It amazes me on how close Santeria is to Candomblé and Umbanda here in Brasil. I was also born and raised a catholic, but Umbanda gave me a feeling that made me stay to this day. I've even found out that my Orixá is "Ogum", the warrior.

Its too much for that to happen

@@ThomasAdsumus Ogunhê meu pai!

Joey T lol theres NO SUCH THING AS AFRICAN SANTERIA

M.A.P. RECORDS you’re right, because it originated there. So it’s just Santeria but created by Africans. Every other one is Haitian, Cuban, white influences but Africans created it

it's yoruba not santería LOL

Joey T I don’t like it when “other” people try to follow this religion

M.A.P. RECORDS you don’t know anything!

Usually all white in Cuba we call it yabo , which is the person who is becoming Santo and has to use white all year

He's a babalawo

omgosh never knew

Facts

Well he was in Good Morning Vietnam

Mikey D'Ambrosio forest witaker is a Babalawo

EMR80 It’s bullshit

@Bishop Dong Magic Shlong Cool. Let people enjoy what they do. Just because you're an atheist or agnostic or whatever doesn't mean you have to put other people down.

It's evil...period. stay off that stuff

Bishop Dong Magic Shlong santa claus is something we adults made these religions are so old we dont know how they happened

so ridiculous though, if you were born anyhwere else you wouldnt have that believe and life would go on as normal

sanitaria? or santeria? 🤣🤣

I ain't got no 🔮

How close is Santeria to traditional Yoruba Religion?

​@@couchgrouches7667 Pretty close. It's just a synthesised version. The Saints are pretty much all the Orisha Deities mixed with Catholicism.

Hahaha these guys are your people, but mixed race, how do you think they got it, all over Latin America wherever there's black people this goes on, they just call it differently.

cheddar bob Foos ball is the devil. lol

How can you take pride in a ‘religion’ that hunts and murders albinos for their bones to be used as potions? God forbid lol I’m glad I saw the light early

Can I ask you why you think Chango wanted you? I'm a child of Oya and just curious.

@@michaelpatterson9119 it's fine man because to each their own and I'm glad you're being respectful but dude voodoo and Santeria are not evil and never will be unless we allow ourselves to succumb to darkness and I choose to be a good person! Stay blessed and be safe bro

@@AsNodtYhwachson-cl4znthank you.people just want the dirt on any culture and belief system so they can call there system superior.most info, books and documentaries focus on the dark aspects of cultures they do not understand.i believe cultures that are older than written records hold more weight than religions that where forced on people on pain of death if they did not convert.too many countries to list practiced this barbarism.the Romans,the franks,the vandals,the Lombards,the Turks,the eastern Roman's the bizantities,the French tried to eradicate all religion and look how turned out.sorry for the rant but the history of religion is the very reason so many atrocities have taken place and still are.

​@@michaelpatterson9119Are you being sarcastic? Dude if you are then stop because I wouldn't mock you and your beliefs so don't mock Santeria or my Religion - Haitian Voodoo because dude I almost cussed my best friend out over that so don't be rude and I don't like rude People

On Duncan trusses podcast Joey goes more into detail about it

​@@michaelpatterson9119I'm sorry bro I'm just very easily offended because of a lot of rude people. Once again I am very sorry but bro you don't have to worry about this or that because personally bro I don't use the negative side of my religion unless I am very angry or offended but you got nothing to worry about bro just let's realize we're both regular dudes just trying to live their lives and want to be happy in them.

Yea bro, they're everywhere here in Miami..

Miami is big

Exactly.

Probably the healthiest and most respectful posture. Joey just talked a lot of shit about Santeria without knowing ANYTHING of it. He knows some "disjointed" snippets of popular FOLKLORE of the faith but proceeds to just absolutely SHIT on the faith with his ignorance. I couldn't hear anymore.

Why do they wear all white?

darkg35 I had a million dollars but I spent it all

If I can find that hyna

and that Sancho that she found

I'd pop a cap in Sancho

And I'll slap her down

Why?

Very entertaining, well said

I don’t think you’d want to go through the hardships he went through man

@@h1-tone Sadly, many have and worse...TY man...

@@h1-tone True but maybe it’s what he’s made of these hardships that makes his life seem great, not just in terms of wealth but he narrates his life incredibly. Not many people can do that.

@@otoyoto7153 Correct. TY...

He was a cokehead for 3 decades

Hahahahaha!!!

It's all bullshit but still interesting

Bingo.

🥂

Don’t Need It

There are Afro-Mexicans but overall Mexico doesn't have anywhere as much Black/African influence as the others you mentioned.

You can say that again. Netflix sucks bro

... I'm wondering why Joe's laughing so much when he's done Ayahuasca; Thought he would take this conversation much more serious...

​@@iamcalledirenechaliz-lopez Because every religion is dogmatic, believers of every religion think everyone else is "misled." Also because Joey told the story in a comedic way.

1:30 “My spirit took my father” JR:WoooooOooow 😏👁👃🏼👁

Kolade Kehinde ase!

Yea we brought that religion to the islands

Kolade Kehinde true. I’m a child of obatala. No one who knows me knows about this. This is hush hush.

Demons *

Yep

Whats so funny?

@@takethatlfr9337 it's funny cuz for some reason he thought it was Mexican

​@@ivanskas6983very true bro. Santeria Vodou Palo Umbanda Condomble and all other African diaspora religions have white influences to them. The funny part of it is is that Mexicans are Spanish and Aztec indians mixed together think about it 😂😅😊 FAF (Funny as Fuck)

Nice to find another practitioner in the wilds of the interwebs

Can you explain how you approach santeria

I’m Yoruba and all he’s spitting is facts, we don’t call it Santeria here though it’s our traditional religion.

@@o.m.8936 If you’re an aleyo with no Cuban ties expect to pay a LOT of money. If you want to be apart of it for negative self fulfilling purposes forget it you’ve already lost favour, people die for that. You need to understand what you’re getting yourself into. It’s not for the faint of heart and it’s not something you can just jump into. Go in expecting to sleep on the floor for year and sacrifice animals for your Orisha. Your personal life will be impacted personally and financially for the rest of your life. You will do what you’re told. If they say you can’t have sex for 6 months you don’t do it. There is no one foot in. it’s a beautiful religion but there is a reason it survived genocide and slavery.

for educational purposes may i ask why u cant leave your saints at a gay guys house? is it against the religions practices to be with a partner of the same sex?

... I was saying the same thing I'm surprised since he did Ayahuasca I thought he would take it more seriously...

I've noticed skeptics get nervous and laugh the more they hear, like they're afraid of being enticed into something they want to reject but are curious to explore... Anyone who hasn't chosen to explore their spirituality or religious side and then consciously chosen their path at some point always seems stunted maturity wise to me. But that is their choice in this life.

Stylin andProfilin He says a lot but imagine what he isn't saying.

Allen Ellsworth damn.

Stylin andProfilin if he didn't say a lot he wouldn't be a good guest for a podcast

Because he’s not on the streets anymore he’s a comedian so he does whatever the fuck he wants lol

And I mean anyone he is talking about is dead anyways so who gives a fuck?

@peso 223 kodak is just dumb. He's irrelevant

Animal sacrifice is actually not illegal.

EXACTLY.

It’s true, he practices it. But only God prevails.

@@vincem2759 there's no difference if u eat meat everyday.

Hindu hummus? You didn't know? lol

Sean Sean thank you

Bring back some memories?

😆 Incel

Surprised no one made a "cummus" joke, lol.