Fuck you guys. There is no bigger theft of comedy property than Comedy Central.

@@floatinggoose9197 Damn for real? How so?

@@bobby19xx31 The entire Dave Chappelle Library and the intellectual property it's self is held in CC's power, held together by a fucking bugglegum and ducktape contract. The idea is, because he ended his contract with them they way he did, they have the rights to distribute and collect revenue on all Chappelle Show content..... In reality, legal evil aside, Dave is the SOLE ORIGINAL CREATOR of that show, and all of it's skits. They steal his entire premise, all of his library and Digital rights. Are you a standup comedian that does a 30.min special on one of their shows ? Well their contracts say they own that special and the YT money they get from putting it out. They are fucking Dave Chappelle over a 10 year old contract

I love Joey Diaz but ONLY WHEN he's subtitled ;:D

Thank you for sharing this awesome video

Deep down the rabbit hole right now!

ChopAndBrew yo me too!!!

Patrick B after I heard the nun story I was hooked

Every few weeks tbh I reach them and find them funny every fucking time without fail for years

Hell yes!

Trev Moran that's one of his key sayings lol

"Take a chance, Columbus did." ... and "Like a doctaaa!" are even more notoriously used by him lol. Good shit

I don't get what's so funny about it, is it like a reference or smt?

My dad has been saying that for years.

Best one “if you’re walking on ice, you might as well fucking dance”

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Tony Mattos yes I agree 1000% joey for president

Tony Mattos facts

Tony Mattos Enoch in the flesh.

Chris young sucks

''I hope Moses fucks you in hell!'' hahaha gotta love uncle joey

the guy in the audience to the left of the stool got a look on his face like wtf im scientologist

One foot in the grave one on a banana peel

Muga. Dan who the fuck believes in that bullshit Scientology 😂🤦‍♂️

Classic Joey Diaz rant :D

Ha! Perfect description man.

Brandon Stover www.nz

it's kinda taboo for comics to laugh at their own jokes, but there are expectations. Joey diaz is one of them .

MUH FACKS Exceptions*

giggityeffyou hahah he said expectations lmao

Collin 115 directed by Martin Scorsese 😂😤

Jmillio La puertorriqueño facts

Imagine The Irishman but it's about Uncle Joey's life lol

I want a 4 hour 20 minute movie

Easy - a Joe Rogan podcast with Joey Diaz as his guest... Enjoy!!

Tf you say my nigga

No need to insult Freeman. Either one would be fantastic and I'd be happy either way.

Nate Wratten fuckin a

Me too, I'm from Hudson County, NJ like him and his Jersey accent reminds me of like every old person I knew from that area growing up. He tells his stories with the same timing they did too pretty much lol.

Na Sam Elliott for me💝😏

.410??

Did you Google it?

November 5th 1974 it’s true

Those fucking Cubans pulled up on an undercover with a judge 😂😂😂

The buckshot part would explain why Joey Diaz remembers the wall being covered in bullet holes. He must have assumed that it was a lot of shooters, rather than just buckshot.

seriously have i been under a rock? nobody since dave chappelle has hit me this hard. gonna have to bomb google for more

Patrice is up there as far as hidden gems go not sure ppl knew how genius he really was but Joey's definitely top notch

GuineaJay grass & ass

Mr. Mister Thank you, listening to him right now

The answer to that riddle is no.

That’s a nicotine patch...

Thats a band aid cover a fat ball cocksucka.. psshh nic patch u fuckin momo

Like a doctah!

@@SamFarley098 No. Joey doesnt smoke cigarettes

The * best

Dude what was that like?

Are u aloud to touch urself in scientology??

I would LOVE to hear more about that! Ever think of writing? It gives me the heebie jeebies, as does Tom Cruise.

Holden Hirsch fugaziii

I was thinking the same thing! I was like holy shit, it's over already?!

That has been my experience as well

Gabriel Adu me bro 😂

Skits are fake my dude, this is story time

@@yadingus2029 yea for most people but uncle Joey is a different type of beast

@@dorianevans1290 that made zero sense

@@dorianevans1290 dude is saying that skits are made up and that Joey is telling legit stories therefore not doing a skit

You don't know Cubans.

Are you basing that entirely on his greased back hair?

@@logandanielson7691 i would base it on mannerism and his upbrining, which was primary by italian people so ?

Logan Stroganoff I don’t think you know where Cuba is

Keith Stacy damn I didn’t know Cuba was in Europe

Desi Russo it’s unique. I like it

Yes agreed fuck them wack ass intros

Aw shutup. 15 seconds of ridiculousness wont hurt u

Someone doesn’t know how to skip ahead 10 seconds

I would give a like but its at 69 and i want to keep it that way....nice

rahul kumar Scarface remake more like

NoData is

Comrade Thoth you look like layne staley

Lol no tf he doesnt. Do not disrespect Layne like that

Don't you fuckin' dare. Stick around man, we have comedy to watch together.

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Hell yea. The only thing for me is I don’t think god gets down like that. That’s just my opinion tho I’m not knocking what your saying. It’s hard to believe that you can do a ritual and God will take a life. THat seems dark. VENGEANCE isn’t our place. I’m not saying it doesn’t WORK I’m just scared you aren’t communicating and dealing with what you think you are. It’s like your prayer gets intercepted and granted by another. The Bible talks about reading stars and palms and rituals and shit and it says that even if it works it’s not of GOD. Also says Satan will appear as a angel of light. I’m too shook to fuck with that shit. I don’t think your even supposed to bow or worship wood or stone. OR have graven images. I respect your shit tho. I just never got how..if you read and believe in the Bible you would partake in that shit. It says don’t do it. I fuck up..I’m not perfect... but slipping up and cutting fucking chickens up fucking with bones n shit seems like some other shit! Be safe.

@@1stNumberOne Santeria is satanic ritualism, another form of Voodoo/Sihr etc.

How would you know whether what you see in santeria is the work of God or of Jinns. I'm a Muslim and I agree with what @Chuck rogers said.

@VICELORD GDK my family practices santería and I can assure you that no baby sacrifices happen. Shit is crazy though. I've had my fair share of predictions.

Me too, my uncle Jim. You’re uncle, like my own must’ve been a great, yet wild character.

Yes

search Bill Burr Helicopter Story

Charles how old are you 12? Pryor and hicks piss this guy down the sink

John whyte While I agree that they are better stand ups I dont think they are better at story telling.

Magic is real

I'm from Miami, it's definitely real, I've witnessed and seen some things an ordinary person would never get to experience!

@@shutdown8947 can you share?

what have you seen, if you don't mind sharing?

​@@kamalmanzukiehe's 🧢

That is why Ari always gets him to do the season finales.

Same here... I saw Yemaya. An old man told me that he knew I saw her because a spirit was talking to him at the moment, and then the spirit told him I was going to get sick. A year later I was diagnosed with Crohn's disease.

KaNe E tell me about it. When I was little I had to live in a santeria witch's house. I was surrounded by all 12 santos in pots and a picture of her muerto. Every night I'd wake up from a dead sleep and it felt like I had a hundred eyes on me but no one was there. Creepy as fuck

I don't know how you guys can be catholic and do that folk magic shit... I'm catholic and it's antithetical to everything I believe, and more importantly everything the church teaches. you're playing with demons, it's not of god. gather all of that junk up and contact your priest to have him exorcise it/you and bless your house. vade retro satana.

@@sluggger You're own entire Catholic Canon is full of idolatry. Catholicism was forced upon indigenous people who Incorporated it into their own pre-existing patheons to save their goddamned sanity from white brainwashing. They might have owned our bodies and the products of our labor, but the shackle for spirits and souls hasn't been created yet, unless it's a person depowering death cult religion like Christianity. Word.

SLUG BIG facts. I WISH more people understood this. There are things that science can’t explain. People like playing around with shit not knowing who or what they’re really communicating with. He will APPEAR as a angel of light but...that’s not who you think it is. Be safe

How about….. Bill Hicks Billy Connolly Doug Stanhope Early - Jim Jeffries Lee Evans Joke teller - Jethro

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