Joseph Mejia “WHAT ARE YA, A FAAAAAAG?”

Joseph Mejia I imagine he would appear like Batman did in the scene with the joker in dark knight. Just appears behind him lol

Imagine if Patrice O'Neal was in the room...

Patrice would call him a pussy and walk out the room Joe rolling on the floor

Jonathan Mcculley holy shit that’s hilarious

And wink at the dude before he drives off.

And say "use a condom, please? Pretty please"

I can see it now. It'd be like a liberal, more intelligent Dale Gribble. Holy shit lmfao.

Lmaaaooooo

holy shit

And that’s bad because?

@@kstar1489 It's just weird. Most straight men don't get along with women like that. If you have the characteristics of a stereotypical male it's very hard to just be friends with a woman because she's interesting or funny. Doesn't happen very often

@@kstar1489 I'm guessing the video hit too close to home?

@@jamesdecker4166 Have you ever question why that's the case though? It is honestly more stranger to me that it's considered werid to NOT have platonic female friends as a male. It's even weirder when you think about it, that we disencourge people from having those kind of relationships by mocking and calling those men gay even if it's not even true. We make fun of them for being in the "friendzone" as a negative thing. Are we that narrow minded that we believe it's strange that being friends with the opposite is strange or that it's a bad thing?

​@Fuzzy it's not about having platonic female friends. It's about MOST of your friend group being comprised of platonic females. Men need some kind of friendly competitive drive amongst each other. Me and many of my friends weightlift and play sports together. If most of my friends were women I'd get absolutely tired of smoking them in athletic endeavors and I'd feel like A:they're not in a position to enjoy and grow in this mutual pastime if they keep getting beat by their male friend and B: I'd feel like I don't want to participate in anything we do together where I know I'm going to win because there's no competition and that isn't fun for anyone. And that's just taking hobbies into account. Nevermind the fact that most men need some level of stoicism in their lives to be able to cope with their emotions and women aren't exactly known for their stoicism.

Under appreciated comment

Adam getting into a fight? That's the real joke

​@@henrikparsgaard9648 if by fight you mean "I think you should leave right now sir"

Slapfight right? Slapfight.

Incredible

🤣😂😭

Funniest thing I've read today😂😂😂😂😂

HAHAHAHAHHA

😂

wow lol

Oh, so he’s a psychopath.

Lol

To be fair, on my first sip of coffee in the morning, I’m grabbing that cup with two hands. Mostly because I’ve just woken up and I’m not entirely sure that cup is there... That second hand is more for reassurance and so I don’t drop the cup.

This is the way

The best comment 😂

Lmao

Haha I’m dead

🤣👉

how does that work? lol

@@user-tr6sz4pf8e Exactly how you think it does

Don't waste your time, friend. You're trying to rationalize the perceptions of an egotistical parrot for ideas he knows nothing about. Best to just spend that time masterbating. Much more life fulfilling.

One that progressivism is trying to tear down and apart every chance it gets

myronwoods40 Exactly right!

I think Adam was trying to say close as in the way women hold their friends hands without a second thought, he just wasn’t explaining it well

Do you expect this shrieking mouthpiece to know anything about masculinity? He has no guy friends because when guys hang with him it feels like hanging with some chick who tagged along to guys night.

Yeah wtf was that about. I thought I was the only one that heard that.

Underrated comment

😂😂😂

Not kiss, literally, he meant show affection, young boys touch each other (not sexuallly: but hugs, handshakes wrestling etc), but then when they're 8/10 they don't want to hug & kiss their sister or parent goodbye in the morning, we see this in movies & stuff

@@kurtsudheim825 true but it's not present for the reasons Adam is talking about. Society doesnt push this onto us. Society expects what naturally occurs between Mena dn women... Most of the time

They were shocked at the survey results because it went against everything they’ve been told to believe, and had to resort to insane levels of mental gymnastics to explain it away.

I’m so glad the state I live in mostly nobody gives a fuck about all this dumb shit I see about on the internet like toxic masculinity. Ont get me wrong there’s plenty of judgmental woman, but it has nothing to do with toxic masculinity. Honestly my state sucks, but no one is talking about all this shit.

If by any chance, you find the study I’d greatly appreciate it. Seems like a great and hilarious read. The women literally proved the articles’ point in an ironic turn 💀.

same here, I am gay and sometimes I feel sad for straight men because women expect to much from men.

​@@duggyfresh8899 nice, what stage u in?

he's not wrong though.. (Joe)

And yet it’s the comment section that’s full of guys projecting.

Lmao you're so right

Hank Kill Seems like the comment section is full of guys calling him out to me. Maybe I’m also projecting?

Literally what I was thinking 😂 What a lame

Yeah he is so insecure i mean everything that he said by statistics is false tho he is so subjective.

He worked for college humor, what do you expect?

This is exactly the kind of behavior he's referencing. Youre already pushing the idea hes less manly because of the way he looks, talks, and his female friends

@SUPERNATURAL MAN people like me are the guys that own the companies that people like you bust their ass for, for basically pennies. Ill take it.

I think its more telling about you that you dont value friendships with women.

@SUPERNATURAL MAN i think its also telling that as much posturing you do, youre still a clueless blob with buffalo wings for brains.

SAME

Copy paste: Emotions are problem solving mechanisms. The emotions he is talking about, the vulnerable emotions, are the emotions like sadness. Sadness, specifically the type you'd express to people, expressive sadness, which may manifest in many ways, like crying, for example, is a problem solving mechanism in the way that it gets others to feel for you, and to comfort you, and solve your problems for you so you don't have to. That is the most logical explanation of what expressive sadness exists that humanity has. In contrast, an emotion like anger, a problem solving mechanism, gives you an emotional brute drive to, yourself, go solve your own problems, instead of other people doing it. An opposite type of problem solving mechanism. There is a problem with sadness. It being pushed goes right along with the (largely modern left-wing) narrative and agenda, which is very feminine. Historically men and women had typically different emotions, because different things allowed them to survive, the manipulate others to get them to solve your own problems, instead of yourself solving your own problems, is a feminine emotion, as women couldn't properly provide for themselves, and men could provide for themselves, so men evolved more anger. Another example of this feminine narrative is giving the losing team of a football game a trophy, a trophy for participation, instead of celebrating hardwork and success. The modern narrative favors the feelings of the individual, above all. Above reason, above progress, above reality. It's why the left is pushing the anti-scientific narrative that if you cut off you p-nis and call yourself a woman, you become a woman. It's why they're pushing many other things, and obviously favoring the feelings of an individual is having negative consequences. Men have been taught to, not exactly surpress their emotions, but control them, tame them. As someone in the familial and societal unit had to be mature, had to provide, protect, lead, etc. Emotions like sadness would have these men crying and asking their wives for comfort. Emotions like anger would have these men keep it moving, fighting, for the greater good, at their own sacrifice. Modern society is teaching men to be incompetent, because modern society favors feelings. Modern society has become feminized and feminism is a massive part of it. Men need harsh reality, to be competent, to solve the very real probelms this world still has. Not to be emotional children who are incapable of handling probably the least amount of hardship that any man has throughout history (we're at the easiest point in history, which you'll know if you know history). The idea that men should be like women is unthinking propaganda. Men have lost their roots. I hope to contribute to re-revealing them. Men should not be like women. Men should not be incompetent emotionally thinking children. Men should be very widely capable, massively educated, intensely self aware, mature developed people. The lack of male testosterone turns men more into women. They start to think more like women. Think that emotionality should reign supreme.

Encouraged like what? Also do you think you deserved to suffer because of what you expressed

Adams Problem is he thinks “man up” is used by men to stop emotions but it’s really used to help control them. There’s nothing wrong with fear, sadness or any other emotion as long as you don’t let them control your life. Fear is something we all feel it’s just part of life that’s all bravery is overcoming your fear cowardice is letting your fear overcome you. I feel Adam has spent too much of his life allowing others to convince him that men and manliness are bad.

Man up, G up is how guys talk

Cinema Canuck hahahaha

She's got nice bewbs though

Cinema Canuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Adam ruins his panties

🤣🤣🤣 Gawdlike!

😂😂😂 this is gold

He rides a bike without a seat

This is the one🤣

Man I just laughed so hard at this comment that I cried

lotta "alphas" a little butthurt here. very beta like

And the spotter still ends up curling the weight

I love your dog

​@@nicholastzilinis3832 It's not his dog

This was a window into the mind of a homosexual man.

Do you guys really never heard of socialist kiss ???

and eye-roll and moan "UMMMF"

😂😂😂😂

@@muscleman3478 😂😂😂😂

I lolled. Thanks!

Eewww

Derrick Jenkins how

His beta is in full action. He might as well be a woman.

😂😂

@Nino Brown the fuck? People dont watch/listen to Tim Poole for social or emotional commentary, comparing apples to oranges

𝓛𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓷 just boys having a bit of fun. we rag on each other, we have a good time. It doesn’t matter if he’s coming with FACTS, someone’s gonna call him a little bitch and the boys are gonna laugh.

I can think of a few words: not at all

@@85geoffm The best episode from his horrible show was the one where he used "science" and "research" to tell comedians what they weren't allowed to joke about. The second best episode was the one he did with Obama and went on and on about how great and trustworthy the government is.

@@-SayWhatAgainMF- absolutely dreadful

Hopefully lmao

I hope someone makes a clip of this entire segment and crops out everything except when Adam is going uhhhhhhhh..ummmmmmmm

There is truth. Why change the nature of someone. Boys would possibly be more masculine if let to be in their natural state. Probably more testosterone, Because they wouldn't be conforming is proven to raise testosterone.

Darth Tayter do it yourself lazy ass

This guy sounds like that loud liberal at a party talking about politics in a social situation.

Less behind the back bullshit. And it sounds like Adam got bullied a lot and had mostly female friends.

Chris Reeves yeah he kissed his guy friends

In my experience there's no difference. I've met assholes and dumbasses of both genders in equal measures. Friendship is overrated anyway

Because men are much more loyal on average than females, despite what modern day feminist brainwashing would have you believe.

it depends. When women are competing for men they silently hate eachother. Later in life when everyones married the female friendships tend to last longer. Men get socially lazy later in life

So. Fucking. Barbaric. So beautiful, I cried at how funny this shit was. We should be friends.

​@@rolandtheenigma5475yo I'm here late too bro....I'm DYING at these comments man haha.

Ikr. No men want to hear about you gay sons bs.

@@socialseahawksfan9325 You are literally proving his point

@@testacals no I'm not, you and Adam are just fruity liars.

Exactly...like he needed to clarify that. It’s like Dracula saying he’s never taught kindergarten

@Solar Strain I thinking he was a ranking officer in the Girl Scouts of America

This made me laugh so hard

Lmao🤣🤣🤣

I’m pretty sure if he didn’t say that your comment would remark about how he has no military experience. Either way, you already had your mind made up.

I never kissed my female friends either.

@@GG-kn2se this dude is dumb asf, idk where he gets his stuff from lol

If your mom ever kisses you on the lips you’re mentally cursed basically

@@GG-kn2se We do that. For some reason, I have no idea. Boys are not distant, has this guy ever seen sports, when someone scores a goal, you can see the manliest hugs there.

@@cubeincubes how cursed am I if I pissed on the floor and told my mom it was mtn dew and watched her lick it off the floor

He never cut off blood supply and nearly passed out bringing in all the bags at once and it shows.

And it's only two small bags filled with tampons

So do I sometimes. You have to when you buy in 25 lb bulk containers.

It's a joke idiot 😂

LITERALLY NOBODY: haha being a homophobe is fun😄😂🤣🙃🤪

He's married... So yeah, I think it's normal & expected that most of his female relationships are in the friend zone....

@@bxcinderella Adam is the kind of guy to think his pre-marriage crushes are his friends

jon fizel basically yes

@@bxcinderella If hes married then why'd he call her his girlfriend of 10 years

The only girls im friends with are the once i didnt fuck yet

I call them milkshakes lmao

🤣🤣🤣🤣

That was hilarious bro

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

adam puts the helmet on his girlfriend as another man takes off with her.

Bwahhhhh, but Peggy, they call that...the bitch seat.

That’s oddly specific

@@AlphaQHard But peculiarly accurate.

Yo this needs to b top comment it’s so fax

LOL it's a better joke than 90% of the "Adam Ruins [ ]" series

j freed BRUH 💀

Bro he had a bf 💀

Well that 90% of Indians so debate

Man screw you. I remind myself to turn in my homework within the time, that's just being punctual and having a control over the time I spend. Boys who complete assignments aren't some lonely sad no friend guys. I still go out drinking with the bais, I still go out and play. I just don't like the association of this group with Adam!

@@opineapple554 you remind yourSELF. But when you were in school, certainly you remember the little cunt-in-training that would remind the teacher to check

Hard to believe this guy has ever gotten a job . anywhere . idiot

My favorite comment so far

He didn't say no homo after he did it

Dis a good one

He also didn’t have socks on.

lmao

"Hey, it's perfectly acceptable to use tongues as friends" says Adam

Great comment

Dude, it's just friends teasing each other. Male of Female, everyone does that. Stop making a big deal out of it. Regardless, what he said is true. There is a loneliness epidemic and there is a stigma against men showing affection.

HuMANity 💪

I know right! Thank God. This guy just espouses all the stupid shit he hears from his loony tune Hollywood friends

@@anthonybenincasa in other words thank you for reinforcing my fragile masculine worldview.

I love Joe Rogan, but I fucking hate his fans. This comment section has smashed any shred of hope I had in humanity. You are all a bunch of insecure boys who let other men police your masculinity. There's nothing less masculine than that.

Agree.

Lmao

Now that clever.

Lol

This is my favorite comment

Lmaoooooo remarkable

Exactly

Am I really going to have to be the one to say it?.... Gay.

Lucas Fortes What makes you think most have?

I'm sure he considers his cadre of writers as friends.

Right in the spot man

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol

😂😂😂

That's all the confirmation an intersectional feminist beta male needs.

Haha very accurate! Infact I should have just gone straight to your comment and not watched the video because you so accurately summed up what Adam was saying!

Fuck yes.

Nailed it

Guess you can say he ruins everything

exactly

Hes that kid in math to tell the teacher how he likes to solve math equations his way.

🤣😂

Real talk

Give the guy a break. He misspoke. We've all misspoken, before. He meant to say, "I like dicking ass, sometimes, too!" See, a simple mistake.

I was thinking the same thing too

Yo I lost it when I herd that and I was at work

Dog not true at all. Anyone can get ripped and push thru you just gotta man up.

@Dog If you put them into war or a pressuring survival environment you'll either get PTSD kids who lock up and stop reacting or men who take the moment and lead.

@Dog so what if they don't want to? How does it affect you? Why do you care?

Amen

@@Mooskislide rule number one of a "pressuring survival environment" you don't "react," you need to be PROactive. It's a good thing to stop reacting. Someone with better than a child's understanding of manliness or survival would know that. Sounds like you'd be the type of idiot who would shoot your own man in a combat situation, or roll your car over overcorrecting a swerve and kill your whole family. Your fucked up misconceptions of what a "man" is are the reason for this discussion. If locking up and doing nothing wasn't a survival tactic, men who do that wouldn't survive to pass on their genes (natural selection etc) so get out of your fantasy land, where "survival" is shooting people and get into the real and highly specialized world, where being a man means looking out for others and a manly accountant can go his whole life without needing to be in a gunfight or survive in the fucking woods.

Yooo

it's ok he has socks on

@@mtsampt He wears thigh high socks like a school girl

@@caaaaaammy_g If the socks are to high the polarization is reversed and it becomes gay again

so you are saying that you kiss your homies goodnight, just not with tongue lmao

😆😆😆😆

Right, you know? Yeah you know, right?

Even the way he speaks fucking pisses me off...

He was pretty easy to understand

@Leisure I don't get it then

Virgin vs Chad scenario

you pegged it

I honestly feel like puking listening to this guy.

Lol what's less than beta??

@@FM-xr5nj Your mom

the balls it takes to say that when sitting across from Joe Rogan... it's proof that manliness exists

He don't look like he know wat its like to be a man cause he sounded like a bitch

I was thinking the samething. He"ll make some grand statement then go "im not an expert". Then back it up with no facts.

Kurt Sno LMFAO 😄😄😄😄 FACTS 💯💪

Pierce McHugh nah besides being a bad ass joes a man for sure, dudes good to his kids, never talks shit on his wife, and takes care of his shit

For real though

Professor Duckford facts he was on to something but I never fucking kissed any of my guy friends lol wth

@I_360_No_scoped_JFK never held a buddy's hand when you were like 4? Or hugged any friends? Lol. That's weird.

Professor Duckford by young does he mean, like, 1-2?

The healthy kind, according to psychology.

The point was not that men can not make friends but rather Male friends are not as close as female friends are. In other word's females are typically closer to their friends and men are more likely to be lonely later in life. It had nothing to do with men can not make friends.

@@Raiden-the-Goat32 I know, I’m making fun of him.

@@Raiden-the-Goat32 I call bullshit on that, male friends are the low maintenance friends. The type that you could not talk to for a year, and still be best friends the moment you see each other.

Adam- I make friends with women. I fixed it for you 🤣

@@Raiden-the-Goat32 you actually think that men aren't as close to friends as women?? Women hate each other. Men have far closer relationships. What planet are you on? This "man" has no clue about relationships, men or women. Hes not a man at all.

Maddox Webb lel

Maddox Webb 😂🤣

Just bros being bros

Maddox Webb no that’s pretty gay

King Fabaro woosh

😂😂For me it make me wanna Muay Thai his ass 😵‍💫🥊

@@nurniyazkazaliyev2206 Way to completely miss the joke.

@@nurniyazkazaliyev2206 You sound like the type of person who would have a laughing fit at a female comedian getting on stage and saying vagina jokes over and over again because it's ground-breaking new age humor that breaks toxically masculine gender roles

Alcohol actually hinders your bodies production of testosterone

Yes

Eww you're now gay

@@elias_xp95 I fucked my bro that is how manly I am!!!!!!!!!!

You forgot to grab his ass at the last step

You need to write a book bro!!

This may be most Beta conversation I have ever heard. All due to Adam.

How would you know? You're not even a man

@@ostensiblegoosethief1305 because she is not a moron

@@mingdianli7802 for once a girl made this distinction and she was attacked

@@ostensiblegoosethief1305 You don't need to be a man to know this dude is an idiot.

We're the same species you know, men and women aren't actually from Mars and Venus, respectively.

Adam “oh! ...sorry! ....I’ll go get a couple hot towels ready.”

💀💀😂

"I'm here for the gang-bang" *Old School reference*

You are very insecure

@@kstar1489Because he made a joke?

I don't think Joe even means to do it, he's just genuinely trying to figure out what Adam is talking about

Lmao

Underrated comment 😂😂😂

I'm pretty sure he went there for himself

Cade Macemore He sure did especially for all the incel jre fanboys and weak minded men.

Great Juan Kenobi JRE is for everyone my man

Why the butt hurt Juan?

That comment had me rolling right now. Cheers

@@greatjuankenobi217 yet here you are watchin it ? Seriously go watch the videos that you enjoy watching. Amy schumer is a fat cow thats not funny, im not lookin her up on KZfaq to shit on her and her fans in the comment section. You ppl are lookin to get triggered i swear

That's actually a really good point and makes a lot of sense on why he can't relate. He had it good to be part of two of the most physical and social hobbies like that growing up. As for the rest of males who didn't have that chance or could never fit into those molds. It's hard. There's a double standard with men were it's weird to hug your homie in the hallway but it's totally okay for you to hug him after he kicked a ball into a goal. Maybe we have it built that "you have to earn this affection" in our heads which is why we're so competive.

White Obama this is hilarious!

I laughed my ass off to this comment mate. Well played.

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Smh hahaha

That profile pic lol

too true lol

adam: "I have no military experience myself; I don't wanna claim to". me (sarcastically): REALLY?

@@-ninjanOodlez ...what?

Really? Jamie check that shit

It's funny except for the parts that make me respond with the same back at him. I mean the idea of men not being fully open with other male friends. If Joe is really surprised by that he's definitely ignorant. Sure we're better today and anecdotally some people have it fine but there's plenty of evidence out there to say on average men close off. The conflict is on semantics. Adam says close relationships. Joe thinks one thing. Adam thinks another. Both of them are sucking at communicating what they mean.

mean girls is a great movie

There brutal I'm dying laughing 🤣

KZfaq > Spotify

And some other guys are just like him.

Deservingly

Adam: men are bullies comment section: trying its hardest to confirm that

🤣🤣🤣

witcho crusty ass lips how tf u gonna get the lip balm on then

ohmygod 💀

I put it on alone because I feel like it’s so gay lol

*and after

Who the fuck does that

@@SerialAngler Adam

@@SerialAngler somebody who cant stand heights.

Adam is the type of guy to go to the prom with his step cousin

😂😂 Favorite comment I’ve seen in weeks

You don’t kiss your homies good night bro? That’s kinda fucked up 😚

STI555 😂😂 we exchanging gamer tags or are we just fuckiing around?

Cody Adams Hahaha yea add me I’m homerunhitter93 on Xbox

@@Professor_Kovu you spelled your name wrong its Adam conovier

@dragonsder when will I finally be free to cry with groups of my male friends? I’m waiting.... and yeah I guess its society’s fault that me and my friends don’t kiss on the mouth. Or maybe it’s because crying and kissing boys is weird and unless there is a reason to do either why would you? 🤦🏻‍♂️ this dude just puts me in a bad mood because there are a ton of dudes like this and there are so many More incoming. To me, it’s easy to see how anyone who decided that this “mode of existence” will be the shape they themselves attempt emulate.... this “edgy sassy male feminist” type thinking is what they have been pushing guys towards is hallow. Shallow unimportant existence.

I do. And what he is saying is true.

I do. And in the infantry nothing Adam said is true. Nobody needs to act hard when they actually are.

All I could think was, "don't worry, no one's assuming you do."

Mossy of the men in Tyne world haven't been in the military unless forced, the us & maybe UK a bit are probably the only non "communist" type countries where so many boys go join after school, because patriotism etc

Djanck000 Get ready to be called “beta” by guys whose only military experience was in front of their TVs with a controller in their hands.

Aka beta orbiter.

Ups1dedomn or the gay friend

Well he said he tried to kiss all his Male friends when he was younger, but he probably still tries to kiss any dude hes friends with.

@@jordanwright2313 Yeah I found that kissing part odd too. I could see hugging or something, but I never kissed any of my friends as a kid. He even saw Rogan kind of taken back from it so he quickly corrected and said "oh you know on the cheek"

@@wowfrosted13 I think Adam saw rogan's reaction and realized that joe didnt want a kiss from him so he had to say "on the cheek I mean" haha

@Rudolf Adler te envita Absolutely not. Only feminine men hang around women

Rudolf Adler te envita no lol not at all.

@Rudolf Adler te envita not even close.

All my friends are guys if I’m talking to a girl I’m trying to fuck

@I_360_No_scoped_JFK Yes and by hang out I mean just be friends and not have any sexual tension