"stay Black" ~ Joey "grab her by the veil" Diaz

God what a national fucking treasure

"I was a green belt in New York with the brothers. OSS!" XDDDDD.

Dude. My 1st grade teacher, Sister Esther, at my private catholic school beat the shit out of us. My mom finally got her fired once she knew what was happening. Principal comes in and says, "sister Esther is going on a very long vacation.... and she's never coming back...." and we all cheered. Pretty fucking messed up, actually.

Uncle Joey mad fr

"so the fuck are you" love it

"UFC Unleashed wasn't even on yet" Lol that was an old show. 🤣

I would pay 10k to see that movie

Joey is so unbelievably hilarious bro. I can't watch a clip of him without getting a headache from laughing. His motivational messages really put fire up your ass to get up to get sh*t done. I appreciate you Mr. Diaz

That punchline😂

I'd pay to watch that

Can totally imagine seeing joey in hell just chilling telling stories

Bro dropped a line from a movie finale at the end xDDDDD

Anyone else catch the “oss”? That shit killed me.

Joey Diaz, greatest supporter of black community and it's values

God, please send uncle Joey to my home state so I can shake his hand and tell him how much I love him and how much he’s helped me get through the dark lonely nights. He was the best thing that ever came out of Joe Rogans podcast. Hands down the realest dude I ever heard. Completely unapologetic but truthful to the nth degree.

Joey trained with the NY bros lmaooo

This guy is a blessing 😂😂😂

JOEY Diaz is elite!!!

Green belt in Judo is aight But green belt with the brothers is another level

I would love to have seen this. This guy is wonderful!

I CAN LISTEN TO UNCLE JOEY ALL DAY LONG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I love it when he describes his prom night. Good times.

I f-ing love this dude.

Imagining Joey transitioning positions is the funniest sh*t 😂😂😂😂

That's crazy

I love uncle Joey. Y'all gotta watch this unedited. The timing is way more satisfying

This dude is brilliant, love his stories.

One of my all-time favorite Joey Diaz bits, always gets me.

Joey was speaking with passion

POV your kid is telling you why they’re in detention

Great story teller.

He's so articulate, love Joey Diaz 😂😂😂🤣🤣

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Nah i saw the part before this and I swear Joey is one of the best comedians

This whole story is gold😂😂 especially when the Italian kid walks by and joins😂😂Coco coco Coco coco!

That's where they have their powers. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was that kid who wears the hat all the time and when someone smacked out my head mh first reaction was to get it cuz I was so insecured I had a mullet

Joey bein serious about anything is just plain hilarious 😂

His stories are often so funny that it doesn't even matter if it's true or not. Hahahah

"I may be going to hell but you are going first"

You just gotta love Joey

God he's so fkn funny lol 🤣 his story telling ability dude. Listening to him is like seeing the movie of his life

“He’s not gonna fight you, my head my head my head “ 😂

this guy is insane and a legend

You can't tell me this guy stopped taking cocaine 😂

He is not making comedy, he is the comedy

Damn this shit was hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂

The Cuban dashiegames 😂

He fought with a nun🤣😂

Joey is one of the best

The fight for who goes to Hell first, quite sure that Nun is still waiting for a rematch

Because that where the powers are lmao

This guy and his stories he is a criminal for real choking a nun every day you stoop lower Joey 😂❤🎉

Joey is the main character of life💀

I'd love to ask him how to counter a dude with waves. I can imagine him going "your only way out are stunts brother"

I have a bad thing with nuns I spent ten years in the marines and I was raised doing mixed martial arts and boxing so I was let's sat in a catholic church and nun sees me and thinks I'm someone else tries to grab my ear my reflexes were to box out it was late kinda dark and she hand man hands reaching for my face so she got a left hook and a jab and dropped after seeing I laid out a nun...i looked up lord put bells on your girls I woke her up and she asked if I saw a guy named robert I said who she said he swung on her I apologized saying I did and she thought this guy she told to never come back because he was excommunicated was in the church .....side note I knocked out a nun and got sandwich and a coke and some coffee and funny stories what did robert do to get excommunicated

Joey "I don't do coke no more" Diaz ladies and gentlemen 😂

TREMENDOUS

… And kids… THAT Is How I Met Your Mother..😂👏🏼💯

Joey’s born 1963 if this was 1975 he must have been 12 years old while doing this 😂😂

I LOVE JOEY!!🤣🤣🤣

Joey Diaz your a legend

Lmao Uncle Joey in a suit just seems wrong

Joey is a National treasure

Joey Diaz you remind me of my uncle's you are by far my favorite comedian

Definitely the Coco days

Uncle at his best

And then you woke up with your head in the cornflakes!.. haha 😄

Joey Diaz is the real life Frank Reynolds

Man this good shi

"She was 280..."

That magic powers bit was so good lol

With a nun? Or was Damian nanny from the prophecy? 😂😂😂

He's high on that stuff forsure

fkin mad,but fkin funny.

I remember he did this in comedy central

I love coco Diaz !!!

Corporal punishments in New Jersey have been banned since 1867

Whats this special called

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Hillarious lol10x

Uncle Joey might be off one

Lmao in Mexico nuns would hit us with the ruler, never stole shit.

😂 😂 😂 😂

of course a nun can transition to a crucifix, and of course can a devil like joey get outta it

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My dad and his brother went to a Catholic boarding school. My pops used to tell me stories about the nuns and brothers beating the absolute crap out of them for doing the littlest things.

He almost ended me with the I was a green belt in nyc with the brothers hus!! Legend simone get this guy cloned so he never dies

Average Joey Diaz story

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DONT trust a human who dislikes Joey diaz

Back when Joey could breath.

Hear me out Joe Rogan I almost kill a nun

I was born in mexico but raised in California and i am a catholic…..catholic school would be great for me but bad for everyone else 😂😂

She ain't a lady of she ain't 280

You can never get enough of this guy

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