Joey Diaz on Jobs: Quitting the Day Of, Stealing, and Cocaine Tales
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7 жыл бұрынThe Church of What's Happening Now Podcast
Episode #461
Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Fahim Anwar
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@champagnepauly5789 6 жыл бұрын
Joey “I’ll be right back” Diaz
@donovan5939 5 жыл бұрын
paul rodriguez gold
@marley1995 5 жыл бұрын
Best “ “ name so far
@HairByAriiianna 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahah!!
@thapoppyman 5 жыл бұрын
Hm. Clever.
@MD-ve9eh 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@perks6292 5 жыл бұрын
This video makes me happy because I know I'm not the only one.
@blueskygroup202 3 жыл бұрын
Start a podcast
@90deltaderivatives35 3 жыл бұрын
I just did that shit yesterday 😂😂😂
@perks6292 3 жыл бұрын
@@90deltaderivatives35 I quit Amazon a month ago after working there for a month. Jobs suck. I'm building up my business now.
@juicevuitton625 3 жыл бұрын
@@perks6292 good luck bro! Edit: fuck Amazon
@perks6292 3 жыл бұрын
@@juicevuitton625 Thanks duder! And yeah, Amazon blows dead donkey dick.
@justinhopper5941 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone who gives Joey blow without cash up front deserves to get robbed
@DKRYMMA 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone who fronts coke period deserves to get robbed
@zike3206 3 жыл бұрын
DKRY That’s pretty much how the business works lmaoo
@finished6267 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahah
@dabwizard2067 2 жыл бұрын
@@zike3206 no. That’s LITERALLY how it works. Dudes front an oz rock off a brick and actually expect some fiend to pay them back
@cadillacman2141 4 жыл бұрын
This guy knows how to listen to Joey, don't interrupt every 10 seconds comment from time to time
@calebanderson2692 7 жыл бұрын
"I could sell ice to a satanist, I don't give a fuck" why I love diaz
@moebettamusicvids 5 жыл бұрын
I grew up pretty similar in Brooklyn during the 70’s and 80’s. Saw some of the craziest shit ever. I still can’t believe I made past 18. It was awesome!
@staticbeans 4 жыл бұрын
Moe Betta shut up moe
@angelridgeway7051 2 жыл бұрын
Wow must of been an amazing crazy time to be alive I always think about it being young I’m 22 now born in 2000 but I always wish to time travel back then just to enjoy moments with some of the best people In those times
@soulzy3596 2 жыл бұрын
@@angelridgeway7051 how crazy is the grip of our phones got over us now
@BountyFlamor Жыл бұрын
@@soulzy3596 and CCTV. And the Internet.
@emilianoyaboi5911 10 ай бұрын
@angelridgeway7051 Agreed dawg! 04 right here I know how ur feeling
@PlutoTheGod 7 жыл бұрын
I could sell an ice cube to a satanist lmfao
@assholedestroyer4207 5 жыл бұрын
PlutoTheGod I was thinking what the fuck
@aaronp9835 5 жыл бұрын
My grandma used to say i could sell ice cubs to an eskimo.
@dannymarley5462 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@stevowilliams8279 4 жыл бұрын
@@aaronp9835 that actually make sense.
@abdirahmanassowe1432 3 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh half to death
@resinapparelco433 4 жыл бұрын
I can feel Joey here. I’m 30 years old and probably worked over 50 jobs in my life. I got really good at job interviews and making a resume. Finally found a career job after 15 years in the work force lol
@sloppyjonuts9162 3 жыл бұрын
Same 27 Worked so many. I also pulled a few Joey Diaz’s in my time
@jerrynavarro2404 2 жыл бұрын
I would make up fake names on my job applications for references also.
@resinapparelco433 2 жыл бұрын
@@jerrynavarro2404 I’ve been there, or just say my friend was a manager or something. My brother has a different last name so I used him a lot lol
@sloppyjonuts9162 2 жыл бұрын
@@jerrynavarro2404 I would make up places I worked & use my spare phone for a reference guy lol.
@tzza9668 Жыл бұрын
@@sloppyjonuts9162 what years were those
@tylerh743 5 жыл бұрын
I don't think Joey could ever tell a bad story. Love that guy.
@angelategos8109 4 жыл бұрын
I simply LOVE Joey's honesty regarding his "weaknesses". or what society deems weaknesses, such as detesting laboring away......
@theworstdudes 4 жыл бұрын
Joey “there was nothing like 10-11” Diaz
@danielponik5263 7 жыл бұрын
"I could sell a fucking ice cube to a fucking satanist." LOL.
@DestroyNations 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Ponik thats the easiest thing to sell.
@DestroyNations 7 жыл бұрын
theebiff an ice cube to a satanist. Satanists' are already burning in flames, an ice cube would cool them down. Satanists would fly to get an ice cube. Now if you can sell a burning Satanist a Hot Tamale, then ill be impressed.
@DestroyNations 7 жыл бұрын
theebiff Nope, they're burning bud. Whether you like it or not that's the truth.
@DestroyNations 7 жыл бұрын
theebiff on they're burning all right. Burning on the inside.
@gjkvcnjhygfccccccccc 6 жыл бұрын
DestroyNations disco inferno burning
@nomaderic 3 жыл бұрын
The way I quit jobs when I was young....just stop going lol
@juwanhoward196 3 жыл бұрын
Listening to this video gives me hope cause I be quitting jobs 😹
@hatednyc 5 жыл бұрын
This kid Lee...he must keep him around because he finds it amusing just how little he knows about the underworld
@codycollects3534 4 жыл бұрын
I hang around certain people at work because it's hilarious how much they don't know about society and it amuses me, so this is not far fetched
@TheSpasmer 5 жыл бұрын
So Joey would get a job where he would pump gas and keep all the money they gave him and then take off? I love America
@moneylong6119 5 жыл бұрын
Carrie Oakey I worked at a gas station and the overnight guy was actually doing that shit
@timstarmer5242 4 жыл бұрын
@DA BOUL BLACKLUNGZ think about it no cameras and theyprobably dont require much info to get hired. Just fake the info and there is literally no way for them to find you if you covered your tracks
@serialexperimentspain 4 жыл бұрын
DA BOUL BLACKLUNGZ you could get away with literally any crime before like the mid 90s
@codycollects3534 4 жыл бұрын
Try that shit nowdays and you'll be in prison
@patrickcarrillo714 3 жыл бұрын
Back in the day you could do that These days there's cameras everywhere can't even begin to get away with it these days
@louididdy 5 жыл бұрын
What a legend this guy. The gas station heists are amazing.
@beenjamminbuttons7771 5 жыл бұрын
louididdy they are so fucking fake bro it’s annoying he tries so hard to fit this persona that he created for himself. his lies get worse and worse in every video I seen. I’m not saying he was an honor roll student growing up but he has not done 80% of the bullshit that he claims
@Mrhostil95 4 жыл бұрын
@@beenjamminbuttons7771 why would he make up all of this then? If anything it makes him look like he was a piece of shit. He just tells those stories with fondness
@tylerp425 4 жыл бұрын
Álvaro Byrne because he’s a comedian and this is entertaining which makes his fan base bigger which makes him more money
@MrSkarbek36 5 жыл бұрын
Watching this preparing myself for my first day at my new job lmfao
@bobbybines7881 5 жыл бұрын
Joey “Halloween ‘84” Diaz
@samanthamattea2507 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Joey Diaz is alive is freaking incredible.
@StevenAlvarez 5 жыл бұрын
these stories are legendary!
@mikeeckhoff20 5 жыл бұрын
These stories are so great
@Bingo_the_Pug Жыл бұрын
Joey was quitting jobs that were paying $15 an hour back in the 80’s, that’s crazy. That’s like giving up a job that pays $30 an hour these days
@sloppyjonuts9162 Жыл бұрын
Most jobs don’t pay that
@jerrynavarro2404 Жыл бұрын
@@sloppyjonuts9162 huh right ✅
@kennypowers1945 11 ай бұрын
If the job sucks it sucks lol so he’d leave and so would I
@sloppyjonuts9162 7 ай бұрын
@@kennypowers19452012 to present year I have had about 300 jobs from Illinois to Texas to California lol. I suck at working I really do
@nate6430 Ай бұрын
I ain't gonna lie bro, if the job sucks, I'm leaving. IDK how much it paid.
@mastertek383 6 жыл бұрын
Well that explains his awesome physique
@thulaganyotlhabi1632 3 жыл бұрын
I need Joey to type my resume for me 😂😂😂
@seanclements6206 7 жыл бұрын
references are easy use business no longer in business
@nothx962 6 жыл бұрын
A. Salgado yes. or make up a company and for your supervisor name put a buddy (who knows what your doing and can sound professional) ...it's so easy. and there's laws on what they can even ask references, all they'll do is call up your buddy and say "are you Bob , a supervisor for Jim's auto parts? did you supervise Aaron and was he employed with you guys from (whatever dates you listed) may 2005 to aug 2017? " your buddy says yes and that's all they can really ask. then just have your friend say you were a hard worker who showed up every day and bam. reference checked. it's a simple process.
@NihilisticHatred 5 жыл бұрын
@@nothx962 that's not true: they can talk about anything.
@giftapfel 5 жыл бұрын
@@NihilisticHatred they start asking your "reference" stupid shit then just tell them to say "hey man im really busy right now I dont have time for this"
@teejay3698 5 жыл бұрын
@@nothx962 facts ppl aint tryna waste time like that
@sircharizardiii9079 4 жыл бұрын
Did this to fill in gap years, I remember when I sold weed at 16 and I put horticultural assistant in a flower shop, and just winged the interview 😂
@justinjoseph6966 5 жыл бұрын
The paint store on 68th and Bergenline was Ash Paints in Guttenberg.
@atlienn2566 4 жыл бұрын
“And you’re over there makin fuukin faces” hahahaha
@live4thecarnival 5 жыл бұрын
Workin a full-time night job and a part-time morning job in the way to my dream. ✌
@xVxx6528 5 жыл бұрын
you will make it. Keep it up king
@EddyG0rdo 5 жыл бұрын
Same here, bro, but the opposite. Full time day job and part time night job.
@falconater68 5 жыл бұрын
@@xVxx6528 Depends on his dream doesn't it?
@shustyrackleford_710 5 жыл бұрын
@Cash Orass unfortunately this is true vast majority of the time
@JamesBond-xx1lv 3 жыл бұрын
How's it going?
@devinbrown2517 6 жыл бұрын
Ain't nothing faster than a "pewn"
@wileathalbeegle 5 жыл бұрын
Right. Bleep bleep peoown
@teejay3698 5 жыл бұрын
Facts lol
@why3011 4 жыл бұрын
Right, easily 900 mph
@nighthawkviper6791 4 жыл бұрын
4:52 gotta be smart about it and use it as a necessity LMAO I've never gotten a call back when putting in the exact truth but changing the unemployment gaps and upping the lingo has gotten me job after job.
@carbonquiznoz1 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ Joey just bring a pitcher of water with glasses already. You must have 10 water bottles on that table!
@timstarmer5242 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking plastic
@meatbeater8037 4 жыл бұрын
@@timstarmer5242 fuck you
@onraj9mm 4 жыл бұрын
What's with the water in plastic bottles in USA ? The tap water is undrinkable? They do that shit in Africa.
@cashen7384 4 жыл бұрын
@@onraj9mm i have drinkable water here in st charles MO but it has a sulfer smell somewhat and i don't like the taste. sams bottled water is good plus theyre 20oz bottles so youre grabbing a new bottle less often.
@michael567jober 4 жыл бұрын
gotta have plenty water handy for the cocaine party
@Lu-e 2 жыл бұрын
Just started working at Tesla doing the assembly line. I hate waking up at 3:30AM just to drive out and work. It always hits me with thoughts of quitting. But I’m still at it.
@newusernamehere4772 2 жыл бұрын
I might be behind on the times but if Elon's still involved at the high levels that's a good ass company. If I worked for a trillionaire tycoon I'd want it to be that one, unless we find another one that's somehow even smarter and less corrupt.
@tzza9668 Жыл бұрын
Get a tesla that will get you to work while you sleeping.
@MLHMODZ Жыл бұрын
That’s life
@emilianoyaboi5911 11 ай бұрын
@@MLHMODZ no its not that's enslaving
@MLHMODZ 11 ай бұрын
@@emilianoyaboi5911 no shit genius
@nosearchwarrant 6 жыл бұрын
well put at the end
@mezathemex6963 2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey is my spirit animal.
@justinferrer1866 3 жыл бұрын
2:38 that 'pew' was so clean lol
@rileywelch4350 3 жыл бұрын
I love this man
@MrSkarbek36 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I can relate I’ve jus left jobs didn’t even say shit before. Lmaoooooooo
@Alexfromthe6 4 жыл бұрын
Nick S I did that 2 times 😂 didn’t even want to go get the cheque
@areal1942 4 жыл бұрын
@@Alexfromthe6 now thats just not smart u worked hard for that three hour paycheck lol
@EUpunisher 3 ай бұрын
Same way I just used to walk home from school when I had enough back in the day. I just never gave a F&@#. That made me a perfect drug addict.
@anthonypantoja5052 2 жыл бұрын
Quit one quick asf too 😂😂
@spencermawson9457 3 жыл бұрын
“What the fuck a matter with ya ya didn’t even have a edible”😂😂😂😂
@MarquisVonMonster 3 жыл бұрын
Joey the reason we get background checks now 🤣🤣
@sloppyjonuts9162 3 жыл бұрын
Good god they can see how many jobs we’ve had.
@prodbyq4426 4 жыл бұрын
I did the same thing when I worked at Walmart for a week
@MCCABEWORLD 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I know that job quitting LOL
@erickolivarezzz6683 4 жыл бұрын
@ 0:35 , Someone please make that into an animation I could just picture Joey literally packing his shit and just dipping and his co worker being like “Ay where you going?”..... 😂🤣😭
@the9-2-5outlawdoestech9 2 жыл бұрын
And I like his voice and his likeness is in Mafia 3 as Frank the butcher Barbieri.
@P.Jlive2024 5 жыл бұрын
That T-shirt is pretty badass
@justincordova4518 5 жыл бұрын
“ BULLOCKS!!!!! “ 😂😂😂😂😂
@wileathalbeegle 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯 #illBeRightBack my favorite line.
@alexdeleon5172 5 жыл бұрын
"I'd Dump like $10 dollars and put the rest in my socks" 🤣
@amanb8698 Жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey was the silent quit OG.
@oohyah1445 5 жыл бұрын
4:25 best part 😆
@odditywrks3316 5 жыл бұрын
Im watching this high af after my FIRST day of work lmao
@teejay3698 5 жыл бұрын
Update?
@mattcotton2334 4 жыл бұрын
Are you still working or working the hooch
@amayabcf 3 жыл бұрын
Coolest t-shirt on Joey Diaz
@vitoblack5928 Жыл бұрын
He said... I got this half of gangster looking for me🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
@cledja614gaming7 5 жыл бұрын
Lee “im going through changes” Syatt
@DeusVultDeus 2 жыл бұрын
“And I’d take off” lmaooooooooo
@slinkgrace4389 5 жыл бұрын
Love Joey
@nastynate838 4 жыл бұрын
Halloween ‘84!!! Classic
@alexdarren8432 5 жыл бұрын
“Hey where ya goin?” Lol
@jimmyc6686 2 жыл бұрын
I just walked off a bullshit ass job last Friday
@nate6430 Ай бұрын
Man I love joey 😂. I think we all had one or two jobs where we work for a while and never show up again!!
@toby8814 3 жыл бұрын
Mixing paints is way better than a shovel
@theworstdudes 4 жыл бұрын
Lee “I’m going through changes”
@rjc7289 2 жыл бұрын
How do you walk away with a day's profits from pumping gas, leave the station owner a paltry $10, and not get into serious trouble with every cop in the neighborhood looking for you?
@kennypowers1945 11 ай бұрын
I’ve quit so many jobs the same day I started lol
@nate6430 Ай бұрын
😂😂 man I think we all did
@courtneyruth196 5 жыл бұрын
you tell them your last job went out of business. also it helps if family will help you out saying you worked for their business for however many years hahah. :D
@rubenbon5475 2 жыл бұрын
Joeys resume is impressive
@KyngAllandin 5 жыл бұрын
JOEY, you are a fucking savage. Earliest I have ever quit a job was second day.
@jerrynavarro2404 2 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@samuelw.3992 2 жыл бұрын
Mine was the first day lol. It was a job I was misinformed about. I was told it was construction work which I had experience in. I was 20 yrs old. So I meet up with the boss an pulls up in a construction truck with the crew an im like ok… cool. lol so anyways we get to the site an it’s a chicken farm. Like a 600 foot long chicken barn. An the job was really installing all the equipment inside to feed the chickens… like hanging these lines an feeders.. augers.. I was like… wtf. I wanted to go frame buildings an roof. So needless to say I just told the boss at the end of the day yeah dude, I’m out. Lol.
@sloppyjonuts9162 Жыл бұрын
@@samuelw.3992 I just stop showing up when the first check comes in the mail If the second check doesn’t come in the mail. Even if it’s just 3-5 days of work Flat tires
@MrPink5754 2 жыл бұрын
Just quit my job on the 4th of July
@Alpha_November6996 5 жыл бұрын
Lol Lee making faces Is a beautiful shit dawg.
@JamesBond-xx1lv 3 жыл бұрын
Ah the old days where you could walk up to the boss and be like... "I need a job. Mr. Hansen, I'm your man." Mr. Hansen: you're hired! Nowadays: "hey uhh... I need a job." Shirley/Julie from HR: "imreallybusylookatthefnsigngotothewebsiteifeverythingchecksoutwe'llcallin8-10businessdaysdontletthedoorhityouonthewayoutjerkyoumademelateforlunch....alsoyouneedexperinceforthejobdoyouhaveexperinceofcourseyoudonthaveexperinceloseromggtfowowdontyouknowyouneedexperiencereallywowyoureawasteoftimejustgotothewebsitekbye"
@silversage1626 5 жыл бұрын
This is hillarious
@o0LoveLove0o 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I stay lying, on applications. All my family are my references
@adammcgirt7123 5 жыл бұрын
Joey "I make this shit up" Diaz
@sloppyjonuts9162 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@TommyMurrayJr 2 жыл бұрын
that goddamn credit? Dead it You think a crackhead paying you back, shit, forget it!
@codyzimmerman163 4 жыл бұрын
Wow that's crazy
@patrickcarrillo714 3 жыл бұрын
Man I wish I was living in the '80s These days it's so difficult to get a job
@therainmanofwallstreet7778 2 жыл бұрын
Amazon
@stephan6071 Жыл бұрын
peopleready google them they got work for everybody no excuses get to work get paid daily and work when u want u can go from temp to perm real fast if u knw any trade even better. gooooo get to WORK! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@aleczanderlee5704 5 жыл бұрын
Where can I get that sweatshirt savage dad
@prestonpetersen9396 5 жыл бұрын
Joey "I wont last 10 minutes" Diaz
@k-sizzzle671 6 жыл бұрын
Can Joey talk about that because of statute of limitations or something?
@saam77 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah?
@SirTalkAlotJr 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah The fucking bill of rights are over
@teejay3698 5 жыл бұрын
An ya know cause who cares
@AliBaba-mb1pu 5 жыл бұрын
Ice cube to a satanist rahahahahahaaa
@liam.4454 4 жыл бұрын
My advice is get a trade A plumber can work 3/4 months then he's finished As long as you can stick it that long you'll be fine You can stay at home after it's done and if you get poor or bored you can get on another job
@sloppyjonuts9162 3 жыл бұрын
I’m in a apprenticeship. New construction. It’s brutal. I’ve been begging them to teach me but they still have me doing laborer work.
@liam.4454 3 жыл бұрын
@@sloppyjonuts9162 what do they have you doing? Think outside the box, if it's groundwork make sure you're the guy in the digger, don't wait for them to help you, get your tickets yourself and jump in
@sloppyjonuts9162 2 жыл бұрын
@@liam.4454 they had me cut copper pipe for risers. I’ll do that for about an hour then the superintendent will come outa nowhere with the foreman & have me sweep for a few more hours and move Pvc & copper from the 3rd floor to the 4th. In this hot desert heat. By then I don’t even give a fuck. Or. Just busy work most days.
@griffster98 Жыл бұрын
@@sloppyjonuts9162 thats me being an electrician apprentice. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for ya. Gotta be there bitch basically till journeyman status
@JP-qm5ec 3 жыл бұрын
4:28 Lee is transforming.
@bob9644 4 жыл бұрын
Dude in the blue north face just says whatever he thinks joey will agree with
@domingomacedo1758 6 жыл бұрын
4:23, LMAO
@skylersmalling3439 5 жыл бұрын
I’m 16 right now and when I’m his age I hope I can tell stories like this and laugh about it with my friends
@eyeexaggerate7687 Жыл бұрын
I’m a design-build guy - around 25 years ago we were renovating houses owned by the city, and we had to give work to some people in various programs. I’m at the back of the house one morning and I go to check on them at the front of the house. One of them wasn’t there so I asked what happened to him and they all laughed and said “oh, you mean The Ninja?”.
@hyperloopbeats 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes Diaz sais he loves work, sometimes he says he hates it.
@Trohawkk 2 ай бұрын
The gas story Holy shit lol
@harnpayulertjr.2917 3 жыл бұрын
Manager training program in SEA-CAUK-US
@maanihamskii6392 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao awesome
@coreytrevor1920 4 жыл бұрын
5:55 Joey rips a fart
@NameOn567 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, he punched the table 😀
@johnmcdaid7975 4 жыл бұрын
So fuckin funny!!! Joey D, your a fuckin legend!!! 😂😂😂
@FieldTripChaperone 2 жыл бұрын
The art of quitting. You either got it or ya don’t
@sloppyjonuts9162 Жыл бұрын
😂 I pulled a Joey diaz a few times in my life
@mm-so2zj 2 ай бұрын
literally just pulled a Joey d just walked outta my job fuck that boss 😂 was talking to my coworker and I was like ima just walk out fuck this got in my car and left
@noctemrealm6013 5 жыл бұрын
joey, you comin back for your watch? im still holdin on to it for you! i miss you..,. i ... love.. you..
@anonymoustwo7934 3 жыл бұрын
It was a lot more than four grand *SNIFF*
@dee4071 2 жыл бұрын
😂 yo!!!
@erichogie 5 жыл бұрын
$3,000. Bulova eh?
@stonedcoldstunna 3 ай бұрын
Lmfaoo ill be right back
@enlightenedwarrior7119 5 жыл бұрын
Joey GOT TO. BRING UP COKE Diaz
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