@Joffruh 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s ‘83, and I’m 20 years old...” You already know Uncle Joey is about to regale us with tales of glory and grandeur, by the fire.
@user-kv2ev1ep7f Жыл бұрын
Living in D12
@tnuggless420 4 жыл бұрын
The most satisfying thing about listening to Joey tell stories is you never have to question wether he’s bullshitting or not.
@michaelgarcia2050 2 жыл бұрын
He's not and I'm not sure if that's good or bad...
@londonpain45 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelgarcia2050 jus makes it authentic good or bad
@tikemanski3548 5 жыл бұрын
Lee went through a shoplifting phase.... He kept taking free samples!
@MrJintensive 5 жыл бұрын
With his wet dreams. I'm jealous.
@jdoyle4811 4 жыл бұрын
Now that some funny stuff but not far from the truth
@jamesshepherd9808 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@LucaBakiMMA 4 жыл бұрын
I stole all the pencils from an IKEA
@raimundosilva4382 4 жыл бұрын
P então meus amigos como eu falei passa mensagem para o exército Pl Pl se eles me buscar aqui eu passa mensagem para o exército que eu espero que ele vem me buscar que eu espero como garantia da minha vida eu confio no exército me buscar aqui e eles tem a competência eu tenho registro dentro do exército eu fui registradoe eu só posso entrar nesse país conjunto com o exército o exército tiver quiser fazer esse trabalho por estou esperando o exército fazer esse trabalho por mim se você puder me ajudar pode fazer isso por mim só o exército pode fazer isso por mim eupara mim não morrer como os covardes ele não bateu com os covarde só o exército para me proteger chegar em convite
@carloszelaya9608 4 жыл бұрын
“I used to break into this house so much that they would leave me notes” 🤣🤣🤣
@idgaf1241 4 жыл бұрын
“Wipe your feet asshole”😂😂
@raimundosilva4382 4 жыл бұрын
Eu estou me dando eu estou me dando eu tô procurando pegando todos os crimeseles estão me dando mais eu vou levar para juíza eueu vou levar para juízo dos Estados Unidos prometi para juiz que eu ia com ele prova e não dá para ela eles estão me dando eu tô olhando
@raimundosilva4382 4 жыл бұрын
Tô só olhando as provas paraeu só olhando as provas lá para ela eu não conheço estou só olhando prova e levar para ela que eu prometi queprometi que eu ia buscar a prova de esquerda e direita eu vou buscar a prova esquerdo e direito esquerda direita até o cemitério eu vou colher as provas p até dentro do cemitério vou colher as provas se for preciso até de ir para o cemitério eu vou buscar as provas para juiz
@raimundosilva4382 4 жыл бұрын
Ela tá estou esquecendo eles estão esquecendo que eu tôoutra estou aqui na cadeirinha de p*** jogando que nem eu como culpado estou só olhando as provasestou lá tem que ir em cadelas e p*** eu tô olhando as provas para levar juízo eu prometi para juíza que as provas para esquerda direita esquerda direita tem prova para colher
@jonandersen2415 4 жыл бұрын
Priceless 😂🤣👍
@Bolt99K 5 жыл бұрын
12:56 When joey slams his hand down, his pen does a perfect flip. I couldn’t do that on purpose lmao.
@anythingbutmyrealname 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah good eye brother!
@Fireoncityy 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂omg
@TheVoidMMA 11 ай бұрын
Funny how Joey is like a guest on his own podcast he just invites people to listen to him 😂
@MichaelDominguez25 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@mindgames9614 5 жыл бұрын
i love the concept of "Tales of Thievery" keep em coming
@miguelgarcia-salas3007 3 жыл бұрын
We need a vol 4 especially now that the church is done
@bennythejet5026 2 жыл бұрын
i love when it cuts off when he starts to yell “you couldn’t leave a NICKE..”
@Life_of_Matthew Жыл бұрын
The story about Joey and his friends stealing the pieces of the roof had me crying
@robsalazar138 3 жыл бұрын
"Theres gotta be a victim"!!! Lmfao!!!😂😂😂😂
@JC-wg5xn 5 жыл бұрын
17:10 "Thank God I've always been a gentleman" as he steals someone's food 😂
@Vohtage 5 жыл бұрын
hey at least he cleaned it up
@MrJintensive 5 жыл бұрын
0:07 Joey took Lee's Bar mitzvah money.
@calum9124 5 жыл бұрын
Life comes full circle
@alex-cj9mb 5 жыл бұрын
lmao hes a fat jew
@APEX-qv7rm 5 жыл бұрын
@@alex-cj9mb Don't be anti-semetic
@loveyourself5254 5 жыл бұрын
APE X don’t be a baby
@APEX-qv7rm 5 жыл бұрын
@@loveyourself5254 If a Rabbi ate your Foreskin Your soul belongs to Satan Are you with the Cult of the Foreskin Eaters ?
@ogcarbon5404 4 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz your stories changed my life.
@michaelmiller8455 3 жыл бұрын
Hopefully the take away is how not to be a scumbag.
@jeepnutscotty 4 жыл бұрын
These guys are so smashed you could blindfold them with a shoe lace! 😂 love it!
@ElfBosque 5 жыл бұрын
I have such mixed feeling about these types of stories, one thing for sure they're funny lol
@GripsGrips 5 жыл бұрын
Puzzy
@EndsleyIV 5 жыл бұрын
@@GripsGrips go ahead, steal my radio. But you'll never make it to retirement.
@dbros2656 5 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious but at the same time I'm thinking what a piece of crap this guy is.
@lean4real_11 5 жыл бұрын
Rockford Napier this is from the past buddy. stop judging, and definitely dont fuckin act like youre better than anybody. let it go
@vicenzor9699 5 жыл бұрын
Mixed feelings? 98% of it is bullshit but it's funny. He's like if trump was still a 100 percent liar but wasn't a complete fucking degenerate moron idiot non-funny racist asshole.
@Danman1075 3 жыл бұрын
4:34 My mans super zooted here you can tell 😂
@OrlvndoDavid 5 жыл бұрын
"And i got my eyes open" Fully activated joey diaz when he says these words
@KingGandhi66 4 жыл бұрын
The Sandwich story got me crying!
@mantistoboggan3938 5 жыл бұрын
God better hide the silverware if Joey ends up in heaven.
@somerandomarmydude 5 жыл бұрын
Definitely.
@gojeta1999 5 жыл бұрын
Thats a big fucking if 😂😂
@czechdamuppet 4 жыл бұрын
Hide your discs bro! 😉
@deebankrishnan2387 4 жыл бұрын
Magnum dong
@dicflair3990 5 жыл бұрын
Joey ' I still think about it once a week at night ' Diaz
@IcyMike5.7 4 жыл бұрын
Go back to JRE
@MotherAlgorithm 3 жыл бұрын
That would be why he's a benzodiazepine addict
@SC4211 5 жыл бұрын
Always nice to hear the wonderful things Uncle Joey got up to back in the day.
@callummoir1452 5 жыл бұрын
joey " i robbed a barmitzvah once " diaz
@thesummerwiind 5 жыл бұрын
Joey lived his life like a game of thrones character
@jad7932 5 жыл бұрын
“Joey Diaz full deposition 2019”
@BamaChad-W4CHD 4 жыл бұрын
How the fuck did I just discover Joey Diaz has a podcast. One of the funniest men to ever crack a joke. The legend!
@bobbosworld6795 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks to Joeys thievery I cant take a piss without the NSA spying on me 😂😂
@sonnyjones313 3 жыл бұрын
Ready for the breaths in between the story 😂
@gracehampton7036 3 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey: what were we talkin about? My high ass: ☺️ Idk
@deadarmd 5 жыл бұрын
The best thing about Lee is when he asks questions he seems like he's really wondering the answer, LOL
@user-kv2ev1ep7f Жыл бұрын
6:25 is literally some of the funniest straight faced comedy I’ve ever seen. Idk how to explain it but he’s just like my uncles who don’t even try to be funny it’s just naturally in them and the way they talk😭😭😂
@jonandersen2415 4 жыл бұрын
They left me notes 😂🤣! Priceless ☺️😂🤣! You saved my bad day 😂!
@405OKC Жыл бұрын
Waiting for the channel to reach that 500k mark!
@iggy4774 5 жыл бұрын
You can tell Joey was a student of stealing back in the day, he scoped out everything, but on the flip side he's lucky he didn't get caught robbing the wrong person at the wrong time, that could be bad.
@MotherAlgorithm 3 жыл бұрын
Plenty of people he robbed were the wrong person. Trusting naive family people were easy. He laughs fondly of all that he took.
@Oeleted 2 жыл бұрын
Mother Algorithm you’re mad
@toadstompingoodguy4619 4 жыл бұрын
Finally I have found someone on fuckin KZfaq that I can completely relate to fuckin love this guy
@FreedomLovingFox 5 жыл бұрын
6:59 “They would leave me notes”
@_jacobdyck_424 3 жыл бұрын
This is crazy, I’ve done things most of my life like Joey and it’s messed up, but it’s cool to see good criminals think alike
@1digitalwatcher697 5 жыл бұрын
I know someone when he was like 14 ran off with the basket after it came to him in church, probably left through a side door.
@matthewstone1362 4 жыл бұрын
He definitely needed it more than the church.
@bryanmcdonald8865 3 жыл бұрын
Parties in the burbs were the best. I always found the jewlery box on my way to the bathroom. 💍
@vincentevans6052 4 жыл бұрын
I WAS HUNGRY IN THOSE DAYS LOL
@crajthedamager 5 жыл бұрын
Joe coco Diaz has some crazy ass stories! 😂😂😂
@jdevro_ 7 ай бұрын
eddie bravos laugh is straight out of an evil kids movie lmao
@chrispena6277 5 жыл бұрын
Joey “it was 83” diaz
@giozizzo3047 2 жыл бұрын
Joey is the Dennis Rodman of casing the joint
@xenos_n. 5 жыл бұрын
"Fuck it, I was hungry in those days" ... it's a Philly cheese steak so that means it's everyone's sandwich.
@JoshThomasProd 4 жыл бұрын
WHO TF COULD DISLIKE A JOEY DIAZ VIDEO
@613weed4free 4 жыл бұрын
Can this all be put on spotify. This is music
@ramsy4205 5 жыл бұрын
At 2:14 I'm already rolling on the floor laughing bc I know what's coming
@drizzlecan1199 5 жыл бұрын
Joey should meet up at Beverly stop at laurel canyon do the 2.4 loop back to parking lot it’s just enough to keep knees plus back into good mix
@1amnick205 3 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz’s 1983 sounds like it is still going on
@Ethiokarate1 5 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is the best
@ogsloppnbiscuiitz1108 5 жыл бұрын
A Joey Diaz, Bill Burr n Charlie Murphy collab would of been too fire.
@ClaudBawlz 4 жыл бұрын
He really rob the bar mitzvah tho😂😂🎁 💵
@Rickswars 4 жыл бұрын
Lee reminded me of a great purse snatcher that cant run N gets caught!
@kinneydirickson8843 4 жыл бұрын
I was with a friend once who broke into my neighbor's truck and stole the radio faceplate so that he couldn't listen to music anymore it was a piece of plastic worth nothing and he ruined the guys radio.. karma got him though and he got 12 burglary 2nd degree charges. Never seen him again..
@saadoa4969 5 жыл бұрын
Do Joey Diaz's Tales of doing drugs pls
@ositoosito4566 5 жыл бұрын
Great video compilation idea! Loved it!
@kdawg9190 5 жыл бұрын
I was in the heyday of my heyday 1983
@donitsi6095 4 жыл бұрын
DISCLAIMER 0:00 - 3:00 watching this segment will show up on your drug test
@donluchitti 5 жыл бұрын
I’m listening like a 3 handed man is robbin when the clerk turns his back on the bics
@jf5357 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone know if Joey is going on tour soon?
@adamshockley1562 5 жыл бұрын
Google does
@JimmyCee123 5 жыл бұрын
What were we talking about? Lol
@austinartiaga890 3 жыл бұрын
16:50 is he shooting up??? look at his arm
@peterhilaire875 3 жыл бұрын
His stories are like movie scenes Hahaha
@hazardhayes 4 жыл бұрын
"Good Googley Moogley"
@wetimusprime3066 4 жыл бұрын
You make great music
@hazardhayes 4 жыл бұрын
@@wetimusprime3066 thank you!! I really appreciate that homie
@tylerpasfield8274 4 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz loves dropping full names and specific locations. He’s a natural snitch
@thaligzonton 5 жыл бұрын
i've heard most of these stories before unfortunately but I'll tell ya this much.. I dont let people come over anymore.
@telecasterhst69 5 жыл бұрын
I had to tap out after the loud, obnoxious fake laughing from JD's guest. Great stories, but damn, edit out the phony hysterics from the peanut gallery.
@anythingbutmyrealname 5 жыл бұрын
19:00 shoot me
@michaelmiller8455 3 жыл бұрын
That dude and Jimmy Fallon would give each other a run for their money in the fake laughter department. Jesus.
@DrWeird-zw5dc 5 жыл бұрын
Joey is a great story teller but i think he has definitely heard the saying 'don't let the truth get in the way of a good story'....
@SebsBeenHere 5 жыл бұрын
My man said "different percentages" lmfao
@imperatorvictix.444 5 жыл бұрын
In highschool during Catholic church service me and my ex gf snuck off from mass when the youth split. We had sex in one of the side rooms than proceeded to steal 80$ of donations from the collection platter in the pastors office (church had 2 separate buildings one for adult service one for youth so no one seen at all being in separate rooms, buildings). We spent the money on weed and chinese food in that order. Sure im going to hell.
@easymoney8098 5 жыл бұрын
If hell even exists brotha haha dope story
@Vision-MileHigh 5 жыл бұрын
Lol, is the girl in the profile pic, her? Nicee
@imperatorvictix.444 5 жыл бұрын
@@Vision-MileHigh no. Thats my wife of almost 8 years now. She knows the story so can share.
@kdawg9190 5 жыл бұрын
Yo I’ll see you in hell. You sound like a cool guy first rounds on me
@APEX-qv7rm 5 жыл бұрын
@@imperatorvictix.444 Its God's fault God made you horny
@junglie 5 жыл бұрын
ahh ;83 i think that was the heyday of my heyday too joey....lol.
@captainhowdy3104 5 жыл бұрын
Coco Diaz-90$ per hour criminal consultant. ..lol
@larrydavis5476 5 жыл бұрын
Hes hilarious
@zachkeltmer4834 2 жыл бұрын
Good googly moogly 😭😭
@puddintaine4556 5 жыл бұрын
Chichi Basteitz
@iONLYbetWHENiWIN 4 жыл бұрын
it was still even kind of warm
@irishelk3 5 жыл бұрын
That was so enjoyable.
@obsidianguild3699 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck it whaddaya gonna do, there's gotta be a victim there😂😂😂
@zicky4896 4 жыл бұрын
Smash and grabs in cars those never get prosecuted
@truewords216 5 жыл бұрын
Anybody know what happened to sivedan he had all the great clips of the church but his channel just disappeared
@APEX-qv7rm 5 жыл бұрын
Zionists got him
@Kurbante Жыл бұрын
Took the football game Philly cheese steak, had dude hot.
@SyzygyTT 4 жыл бұрын
I love the clips but some audiowork would be appreciated. I'm going between 8% and 100% volume, but I still can't hear most of the stories and get deafened by the laughter.
@watenallace663 5 жыл бұрын
He doesnt let his guests talk
@the_abumuailek 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, who in their right mind would give Joey a job as a bartender? XD
@theomattar1 5 жыл бұрын
Put the audio from this vid and others on soundcloud so we can listen to it 24/7.
@jonathank7394 5 жыл бұрын
You can listen to it 24/7 on youtube
@Justin-kv8iy 3 жыл бұрын
This is basically Goop for Men
@diegobadilla5951 4 жыл бұрын
You know the story is good if it’s in 83
@jaimedelgado7529 5 жыл бұрын
joey stole a jar of coins from Doug Stanhope. to this day never admited it was him
@philliptyner8394 5 жыл бұрын
Steal all you want... Just don't get caught by the wrong one. Joey's lucky, go ahead and try your luck... I encourage you.
@mikehunt4938 2 жыл бұрын
Tubberware ain’t that old joe dawg
@chiefcuningcoyote4906 5 жыл бұрын
From a bamitsva? Faaaark 😂
@ddoggangstar2 5 жыл бұрын
everything he says, reminds me of when I was a little shit head before I went down LOL
@robertthatcher8357 Жыл бұрын
Bothers everyone who's done bad shit your not alone
@erichaynes7502 5 жыл бұрын
Joey is such a liar..he forgets he told TWO different versions of this story..where he was working at foot locker in Colorado and this jewish family comes in and he steals their envelope full of money..another version is this asian family comes in and he steals their envelope full of money. All these stories are from guys he yakked it up with while he was in jail.
@lepke5493 5 жыл бұрын
Eric Haynes he gets it from films man, every is like a scene from a certain film. Plus he says he did time, but on the bo dietl podcast (he’s an ex cop) joey says kidnapping with a gun, bo says you musta done some serious time kidnapping plus the gun, and joey says oh no they lowered it I done 9 months, plus joey says the cops wanted him to rat in another podcast, do the math. He was a petty criminal low level junkie
@thomasredden4263 5 жыл бұрын
Say he is, why do I care? It's a good STORY
@dogshitonastick4008 5 жыл бұрын
Joey, Never let the truth get in the way of a good story, Diaz.
@tommygonzalez1571 5 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck pissed in your cheeros and shit. Nobody gives a fuck bout the words that your gentile ass says. Write a blog with your truth preaching ass
@Vohtage 5 жыл бұрын
Eric Haynes OMG he got jewish and asian mixed up, Call the cops quick!!!
@manniefrizzile 5 жыл бұрын
Black people aren’t angry, that’s like him seeing you being Cuban or whatever and calling you a thief.
@Comicwiz27 4 жыл бұрын
Eddie “as a bartender?” Bravo
@randallvandal3000 5 жыл бұрын
I stole from tha bar not the mitzvah
@juniorkhan650 Жыл бұрын
Lol joey is right there are so much camera and surveillance now a days that's why cyber crimes are more prevalent, easier to steal someone's social than mug someone
@Test-bb4ti 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone turns into Joey banana jr in the comments
@ej2civicb736 Жыл бұрын
I fractured 3 vertebrae in high school so I got strong pills like 3 dig kinds so I sold most of them well when I went to party's we robbed med cabinets I can't coun5t how many times I got full bottles of yellow tussanex and sold it 100 an Oz in the early 2000s man I was Ballin in hs
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