“It’s ‘83, and I’m 20 years old...” You already know Uncle Joey is about to regale us with tales of glory and grandeur, by the fire.
@user-kv2ev1ep7f Жыл бұрын
Living in D12
@tnuggless4204 жыл бұрын
The most satisfying thing about listening to Joey tell stories is you never have to question wether he’s bullshitting or not.
@michaelgarcia20502 жыл бұрын
He's not and I'm not sure if that's good or bad...
@londonpain45 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelgarcia2050 jus makes it authentic good or bad
@tikemanski35485 жыл бұрын
Lee went through a shoplifting phase.... He kept taking free samples!
@MrJintensive5 жыл бұрын
With his wet dreams. I'm jealous.
@jdoyle48114 жыл бұрын
Now that some funny stuff but not far from the truth
@jamesshepherd98084 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@LucaBakiMMA4 жыл бұрын
I stole all the pencils from an IKEA
@raimundosilva43824 жыл бұрын
P então meus amigos como eu falei passa mensagem para o exército Pl Pl se eles me buscar aqui eu passa mensagem para o exército que eu espero que ele vem me buscar que eu espero como garantia da minha vida eu confio no exército me buscar aqui e eles tem a competência eu tenho registro dentro do exército eu fui registradoe eu só posso entrar nesse país conjunto com o exército o exército tiver quiser fazer esse trabalho por estou esperando o exército fazer esse trabalho por mim se você puder me ajudar pode fazer isso por mim só o exército pode fazer isso por mim eupara mim não morrer como os covardes ele não bateu com os covarde só o exército para me proteger chegar em convite
@carloszelaya96084 жыл бұрын
“I used to break into this house so much that they would leave me notes” 🤣🤣🤣
@idgaf12414 жыл бұрын
“Wipe your feet asshole”😂😂
@raimundosilva43824 жыл бұрын
Eu estou me dando eu estou me dando eu tô procurando pegando todos os crimeseles estão me dando mais eu vou levar para juíza eueu vou levar para juízo dos Estados Unidos prometi para juiz que eu ia com ele prova e não dá para ela eles estão me dando eu tô olhando
@raimundosilva43824 жыл бұрын
Tô só olhando as provas paraeu só olhando as provas lá para ela eu não conheço estou só olhando prova e levar para ela que eu prometi queprometi que eu ia buscar a prova de esquerda e direita eu vou buscar a prova esquerdo e direito esquerda direita até o cemitério eu vou colher as provas p até dentro do cemitério vou colher as provas se for preciso até de ir para o cemitério eu vou buscar as provas para juiz
@raimundosilva43824 жыл бұрын
Ela tá estou esquecendo eles estão esquecendo que eu tôoutra estou aqui na cadeirinha de p*** jogando que nem eu como culpado estou só olhando as provasestou lá tem que ir em cadelas e p*** eu tô olhando as provas para levar juízo eu prometi para juíza que as provas para esquerda direita esquerda direita tem prova para colher
@jonandersen24154 жыл бұрын
Priceless 😂🤣👍
@Bolt99K5 жыл бұрын
12:56 When joey slams his hand down, his pen does a perfect flip. I couldn’t do that on purpose lmao.
@anythingbutmyrealname5 жыл бұрын
Yeah good eye brother!
@Fireoncityy4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂omg
@TheVoidMMA11 ай бұрын
Funny how Joey is like a guest on his own podcast he just invites people to listen to him 😂
@MichaelDominguez254 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@mindgames96145 жыл бұрын
i love the concept of "Tales of Thievery" keep em coming
@miguelgarcia-salas30073 жыл бұрын
We need a vol 4 especially now that the church is done
@bennythejet50262 жыл бұрын
i love when it cuts off when he starts to yell “you couldn’t leave a NICKE..”
@Life_of_Matthew Жыл бұрын
The story about Joey and his friends stealing the pieces of the roof had me crying
@robsalazar1383 жыл бұрын
"Theres gotta be a victim"!!! Lmfao!!!😂😂😂😂
@JC-wg5xn5 жыл бұрын
17:10 "Thank God I've always been a gentleman" as he steals someone's food 😂
@Vohtage5 жыл бұрын
hey at least he cleaned it up
@MrJintensive5 жыл бұрын
0:07 Joey took Lee's Bar mitzvah money.
@calum91245 жыл бұрын
Life comes full circle
@alex-cj9mb5 жыл бұрын
lmao hes a fat jew
@APEX-qv7rm5 жыл бұрын
@@alex-cj9mb Don't be anti-semetic
@loveyourself52545 жыл бұрын
APE X don’t be a baby
@APEX-qv7rm5 жыл бұрын
@@loveyourself5254 If a Rabbi ate your Foreskin Your soul belongs to Satan Are you with the Cult of the Foreskin Eaters ?
@ogcarbon54044 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz your stories changed my life.
@michaelmiller84553 жыл бұрын
Hopefully the take away is how not to be a scumbag.
@jeepnutscotty4 жыл бұрын
These guys are so smashed you could blindfold them with a shoe lace! 😂 love it!
@ElfBosque5 жыл бұрын
I have such mixed feeling about these types of stories, one thing for sure they're funny lol
@GripsGrips5 жыл бұрын
Puzzy
@EndsleyIV5 жыл бұрын
@@GripsGrips go ahead, steal my radio. But you'll never make it to retirement.
@dbros26565 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious but at the same time I'm thinking what a piece of crap this guy is.
@lean4real_115 жыл бұрын
Rockford Napier this is from the past buddy. stop judging, and definitely dont fuckin act like youre better than anybody. let it go
@vicenzor96995 жыл бұрын
Mixed feelings? 98% of it is bullshit but it's funny. He's like if trump was still a 100 percent liar but wasn't a complete fucking degenerate moron idiot non-funny racist asshole.
@Danman10753 жыл бұрын
4:34 My mans super zooted here you can tell 😂
@OrlvndoDavid5 жыл бұрын
"And i got my eyes open" Fully activated joey diaz when he says these words
@KingGandhi664 жыл бұрын
The Sandwich story got me crying!
@mantistoboggan39385 жыл бұрын
God better hide the silverware if Joey ends up in heaven.
@somerandomarmydude5 жыл бұрын
Definitely.
@gojeta19995 жыл бұрын
Thats a big fucking if 😂😂
@czechdamuppet4 жыл бұрын
Hide your discs bro! 😉
@deebankrishnan23874 жыл бұрын
Magnum dong
@dicflair39905 жыл бұрын
Joey ' I still think about it once a week at night ' Diaz
@IcyMike5.74 жыл бұрын
Go back to JRE
@MotherAlgorithm3 жыл бұрын
That would be why he's a benzodiazepine addict
@SC42115 жыл бұрын
Always nice to hear the wonderful things Uncle Joey got up to back in the day.
@callummoir14525 жыл бұрын
joey " i robbed a barmitzvah once " diaz
@thesummerwiind5 жыл бұрын
Joey lived his life like a game of thrones character
@jad79325 жыл бұрын
“Joey Diaz full deposition 2019”
@BamaChad-W4CHD4 жыл бұрын
How the fuck did I just discover Joey Diaz has a podcast. One of the funniest men to ever crack a joke. The legend!
@bobbosworld67955 жыл бұрын
Thanks to Joeys thievery I cant take a piss without the NSA spying on me 😂😂
@sonnyjones3133 жыл бұрын
Ready for the breaths in between the story 😂
@gracehampton70363 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey: what were we talkin about? My high ass: ☺️ Idk
@deadarmd5 жыл бұрын
The best thing about Lee is when he asks questions he seems like he's really wondering the answer, LOL
@user-kv2ev1ep7f Жыл бұрын
6:25 is literally some of the funniest straight faced comedy I’ve ever seen. Idk how to explain it but he’s just like my uncles who don’t even try to be funny it’s just naturally in them and the way they talk😭😭😂
@jonandersen24154 жыл бұрын
They left me notes 😂🤣! Priceless ☺️😂🤣! You saved my bad day 😂!
@405OKC Жыл бұрын
Waiting for the channel to reach that 500k mark!
@iggy47745 жыл бұрын
You can tell Joey was a student of stealing back in the day, he scoped out everything, but on the flip side he's lucky he didn't get caught robbing the wrong person at the wrong time, that could be bad.
@MotherAlgorithm3 жыл бұрын
Plenty of people he robbed were the wrong person. Trusting naive family people were easy. He laughs fondly of all that he took.
@Oeleted2 жыл бұрын
Mother Algorithm you’re mad
@toadstompingoodguy46194 жыл бұрын
Finally I have found someone on fuckin KZfaq that I can completely relate to fuckin love this guy
@FreedomLovingFox5 жыл бұрын
6:59 “They would leave me notes”
@_jacobdyck_4243 жыл бұрын
This is crazy, I’ve done things most of my life like Joey and it’s messed up, but it’s cool to see good criminals think alike
@1digitalwatcher6975 жыл бұрын
I know someone when he was like 14 ran off with the basket after it came to him in church, probably left through a side door.
@matthewstone13624 жыл бұрын
He definitely needed it more than the church.
@bryanmcdonald88653 жыл бұрын
Parties in the burbs were the best. I always found the jewlery box on my way to the bathroom. 💍
@vincentevans60524 жыл бұрын
I WAS HUNGRY IN THOSE DAYS LOL
@crajthedamager5 жыл бұрын
Joe coco Diaz has some crazy ass stories! 😂😂😂
@jdevro_7 ай бұрын
eddie bravos laugh is straight out of an evil kids movie lmao
@chrispena62775 жыл бұрын
Joey “it was 83” diaz
@giozizzo30472 жыл бұрын
Joey is the Dennis Rodman of casing the joint
@xenos_n.5 жыл бұрын
"Fuck it, I was hungry in those days" ... it's a Philly cheese steak so that means it's everyone's sandwich.
@JoshThomasProd4 жыл бұрын
WHO TF COULD DISLIKE A JOEY DIAZ VIDEO
@613weed4free4 жыл бұрын
Can this all be put on spotify. This is music
@ramsy42055 жыл бұрын
At 2:14 I'm already rolling on the floor laughing bc I know what's coming
@drizzlecan11995 жыл бұрын
Joey should meet up at Beverly stop at laurel canyon do the 2.4 loop back to parking lot it’s just enough to keep knees plus back into good mix
@1amnick2053 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz’s 1983 sounds like it is still going on
@Ethiokarate15 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is the best
@ogsloppnbiscuiitz11085 жыл бұрын
A Joey Diaz, Bill Burr n Charlie Murphy collab would of been too fire.
@ClaudBawlz4 жыл бұрын
He really rob the bar mitzvah tho😂😂🎁 💵
@Rickswars4 жыл бұрын
Lee reminded me of a great purse snatcher that cant run N gets caught!
@kinneydirickson88434 жыл бұрын
I was with a friend once who broke into my neighbor's truck and stole the radio faceplate so that he couldn't listen to music anymore it was a piece of plastic worth nothing and he ruined the guys radio.. karma got him though and he got 12 burglary 2nd degree charges. Never seen him again..
@saadoa49695 жыл бұрын
Do Joey Diaz's Tales of doing drugs pls
@ositoosito45665 жыл бұрын
Great video compilation idea! Loved it!
@kdawg91905 жыл бұрын
I was in the heyday of my heyday 1983
@donitsi60954 жыл бұрын
DISCLAIMER 0:00 - 3:00 watching this segment will show up on your drug test
@donluchitti5 жыл бұрын
I’m listening like a 3 handed man is robbin when the clerk turns his back on the bics
@jf53575 жыл бұрын
Anyone know if Joey is going on tour soon?
@adamshockley15625 жыл бұрын
Google does
@JimmyCee1235 жыл бұрын
What were we talking about? Lol
@austinartiaga8903 жыл бұрын
16:50 is he shooting up??? look at his arm
@peterhilaire8753 жыл бұрын
His stories are like movie scenes Hahaha
@hazardhayes4 жыл бұрын
"Good Googley Moogley"
@wetimusprime30664 жыл бұрын
You make great music
@hazardhayes4 жыл бұрын
@@wetimusprime3066 thank you!! I really appreciate that homie
@tylerpasfield82744 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz loves dropping full names and specific locations. He’s a natural snitch
@thaligzonton5 жыл бұрын
i've heard most of these stories before unfortunately but I'll tell ya this much.. I dont let people come over anymore.
@telecasterhst695 жыл бұрын
I had to tap out after the loud, obnoxious fake laughing from JD's guest. Great stories, but damn, edit out the phony hysterics from the peanut gallery.
@anythingbutmyrealname5 жыл бұрын
19:00 shoot me
@michaelmiller84553 жыл бұрын
That dude and Jimmy Fallon would give each other a run for their money in the fake laughter department. Jesus.
@DrWeird-zw5dc5 жыл бұрын
Joey is a great story teller but i think he has definitely heard the saying 'don't let the truth get in the way of a good story'....
@SebsBeenHere5 жыл бұрын
My man said "different percentages" lmfao
@imperatorvictix.4445 жыл бұрын
In highschool during Catholic church service me and my ex gf snuck off from mass when the youth split. We had sex in one of the side rooms than proceeded to steal 80$ of donations from the collection platter in the pastors office (church had 2 separate buildings one for adult service one for youth so no one seen at all being in separate rooms, buildings). We spent the money on weed and chinese food in that order. Sure im going to hell.
@easymoney80985 жыл бұрын
If hell even exists brotha haha dope story
@Vision-MileHigh5 жыл бұрын
Lol, is the girl in the profile pic, her? Nicee
@imperatorvictix.4445 жыл бұрын
@@Vision-MileHigh no. Thats my wife of almost 8 years now. She knows the story so can share.
@kdawg91905 жыл бұрын
Yo I’ll see you in hell. You sound like a cool guy first rounds on me
@APEX-qv7rm5 жыл бұрын
@@imperatorvictix.444 Its God's fault God made you horny
@junglie5 жыл бұрын
ahh ;83 i think that was the heyday of my heyday too joey....lol.
@captainhowdy31045 жыл бұрын
Coco Diaz-90$ per hour criminal consultant. ..lol
@larrydavis54765 жыл бұрын
Hes hilarious
@zachkeltmer48342 жыл бұрын
Good googly moogly 😭😭
@puddintaine45565 жыл бұрын
Chichi Basteitz
@iONLYbetWHENiWIN4 жыл бұрын
it was still even kind of warm
@irishelk35 жыл бұрын
That was so enjoyable.
@obsidianguild36994 жыл бұрын
Fuck it whaddaya gonna do, there's gotta be a victim there😂😂😂
@zicky48964 жыл бұрын
Smash and grabs in cars those never get prosecuted
@truewords2165 жыл бұрын
Anybody know what happened to sivedan he had all the great clips of the church but his channel just disappeared
@APEX-qv7rm5 жыл бұрын
Zionists got him
@Kurbante Жыл бұрын
Took the football game Philly cheese steak, had dude hot.
@SyzygyTT4 жыл бұрын
I love the clips but some audiowork would be appreciated. I'm going between 8% and 100% volume, but I still can't hear most of the stories and get deafened by the laughter.
@watenallace6635 жыл бұрын
He doesnt let his guests talk
@the_abumuailek3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, who in their right mind would give Joey a job as a bartender? XD
@theomattar15 жыл бұрын
Put the audio from this vid and others on soundcloud so we can listen to it 24/7.
@jonathank73945 жыл бұрын
You can listen to it 24/7 on youtube
@Justin-kv8iy3 жыл бұрын
This is basically Goop for Men
@diegobadilla59514 жыл бұрын
You know the story is good if it’s in 83
@jaimedelgado75295 жыл бұрын
joey stole a jar of coins from Doug Stanhope. to this day never admited it was him
@philliptyner83945 жыл бұрын
Steal all you want... Just don't get caught by the wrong one. Joey's lucky, go ahead and try your luck... I encourage you.
@mikehunt49382 жыл бұрын
Tubberware ain’t that old joe dawg
@chiefcuningcoyote49065 жыл бұрын
From a bamitsva? Faaaark 😂
@ddoggangstar25 жыл бұрын
everything he says, reminds me of when I was a little shit head before I went down LOL
@robertthatcher8357 Жыл бұрын
Bothers everyone who's done bad shit your not alone
@erichaynes75025 жыл бұрын
Joey is such a liar..he forgets he told TWO different versions of this story..where he was working at foot locker in Colorado and this jewish family comes in and he steals their envelope full of money..another version is this asian family comes in and he steals their envelope full of money. All these stories are from guys he yakked it up with while he was in jail.
@lepke54935 жыл бұрын
Eric Haynes he gets it from films man, every is like a scene from a certain film. Plus he says he did time, but on the bo dietl podcast (he’s an ex cop) joey says kidnapping with a gun, bo says you musta done some serious time kidnapping plus the gun, and joey says oh no they lowered it I done 9 months, plus joey says the cops wanted him to rat in another podcast, do the math. He was a petty criminal low level junkie
@thomasredden42635 жыл бұрын
Say he is, why do I care? It's a good STORY
@dogshitonastick40085 жыл бұрын
Joey, Never let the truth get in the way of a good story, Diaz.
@tommygonzalez15715 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck pissed in your cheeros and shit. Nobody gives a fuck bout the words that your gentile ass says. Write a blog with your truth preaching ass
@Vohtage5 жыл бұрын
Eric Haynes OMG he got jewish and asian mixed up, Call the cops quick!!!
@manniefrizzile5 жыл бұрын
Black people aren’t angry, that’s like him seeing you being Cuban or whatever and calling you a thief.
@Comicwiz274 жыл бұрын
Eddie “as a bartender?” Bravo
@randallvandal30005 жыл бұрын
I stole from tha bar not the mitzvah
@juniorkhan650 Жыл бұрын
Lol joey is right there are so much camera and surveillance now a days that's why cyber crimes are more prevalent, easier to steal someone's social than mug someone
@Test-bb4ti5 жыл бұрын
Everyone turns into Joey banana jr in the comments
@ej2civicb736 Жыл бұрын
I fractured 3 vertebrae in high school so I got strong pills like 3 dig kinds so I sold most of them well when I went to party's we robbed med cabinets I can't coun5t how many times I got full bottles of yellow tussanex and sold it 100 an Oz in the early 2000s man I was Ballin in hs