I swear, every place Joey goes, he steals an 8ball.

Just as I finish smokin, this is uploaded.. tremendous

Uncle Joey: "I stole half an ounce of coke from a friend of mine and let my friend take the blame. I moved stolen credit cards and split the money with my friends." Some half a Mo-Mo: "I used to steal half drunk drinks at bars and give them to girls I was with. I didn't care" Uncle Joey: "Crazy"

Still waiting for the coke chronicles part 100 😂

I love when Joey says “I could make a meal” like that shit is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard him say 😂😂😂

Uncle Joey's crime stories?........Sure, I've got a spare 26 minutes

We need a group photo with 180 lb Joey and his juiced up friends

I love Rogan and Joey pod casts when they do it together it’s better then anything ever !

Joey: 35 years later and this man still hasnt let it go Dude: What'd ya get him for Joey: a half ounce of coke me: Im upset now

Listen goomba, thank you again!!! More ammo for the rides to work. Like a doctah

" *i got robbed by Joey Diaz before he was famous* " t-shirts $24.95 + p.h

joey "im trying to get my life together" Diaz

_Mom:_ How was that Freak last night? _Me:_ *TREMENDOUS*

I love Uncle Joey love all the clips keep them coming

*the owner owns in it* *theres a front door and there’s a back door* - Joey Diaz

these are amazing keep em coming

Ripping the dollars in half is genius lmao

Please keep these stories coming! Norway loves you😂🤣!!!

If I don’t get to meet Joey, my life will be incomplete 🤣

Who could dislike an uncle Joey video i don’t get it

14:00 Lol we called that minesweeping, we done it all the time as kids.

Salute from Cincinnati

FUCKING TREMENDOUS !! we need more of these !

Stealing flowers for the mafia

When the statue of limitations are up im gonna be telling stories just like this

Joey “i took that fucking 8ball” Diaz

During the credit card story, the guest or it might even be Lee is on coke or something notice how when Joey is telling the credit card story and continuing after that (especially towards the beginning ) after literally every single thing Joey says (and it’s not even after every full sentence it’s almost after every word) the guest/Lee zings a “ uh huh” or “yeah” or “mmm” or “right” or “wow” or *laughs* or *sighs* or *repeats what Joey says* or some other random nothing

The type of Uncle you need growing up!🤣

how much of a yes man is this dude fr tho the guy in the grey yankees shirt

He needs to just make a movie with commentated Heist reenactments

Half an ounce of coke?! Lol Jesus, Joey. People have killed for pettier shit than that, I'd still be mad too.

Uncle Joey has had such a crazy life

I'm a brit iam watching Joey and I knew ppl like him in London and Essex. In the day. Forget about all over the world. A g is a g forget about it

Joey “Summer of 85” Diaz

The guy who stole drinks thought he was one of the boys for a moment.🤣 that’s some minky shit. Not gangster at all.

Lee is so innocent

Tremendous

Yo! Oh, shit The “Crimestopper!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 haven’t used that since the 80”s

16:00 🤣 yes Lee! After all the beatings over where you eat! Get 'em son! 😅

Is that ralphie laughing in the background during the first clip

keep em coming ! Not many people know Joey robbed all of New Jersey

0:17 joey says he doesnt wana say the guys name and the other guy says everything lmfao wtf

I dig the blackberry smoke shirt

Lmaoo imagine seeing this shit at blockbuster

the guys pissing on the dog at the bar, what the FUCK! LOL

Joey Bumps into more 8balls than most people ever see in their lives

Blackberry Smoke t shirt. Haha

Joey my man, it would be crazy to create short movies of all of your stories bro! I'll watch it over and over again. Who's with me and wants to see Joey's Memoirs too? Mucho love from Amsterdam.

Proof karma is bunk.

Good morning y’all

Always in the 80s lmfaooooo

Lol I'm so fucken faded

Joey "August, Summer of '85" Diaz

Lmfao

I'm calling BS on stealing drinks from the bar...

Nowadays with cameras none of this works anymore... the future sucks

When its so good you touch it and your fingers go numb, maybe they might start to bleed if you touch it too much, the room smells like fish and leaves .

I used steal flowers, and old stone bricks from farmers field and sell them £2.50 a brick

I love Joey's stories but the lies lol

Does anyone else have trouble hearing Joey because he talks so low sometimes?

16:42 lol

How did Joey not get clipped???

Who is muscle twink in the tank top I dont remember that episode

😎

Who's the guy hes talking to about pissing at the bar

AJ Benza makes me hate cocaine

Who's the guy wearing the yankees shirt?

Shii Micky Gall!??

Yo that’s fucked I don’t ever wanna go to New Jersey

Joey i have a friend diaz loooool

😂

This man is so precious

Ele tá lá junto com você eu gostei do lugar ela ela é minha

Era para dar o que ela ela pode fazer mas que era minha professora

Pissing on a dog, pissing on the bar?

It's an honor to get robbed by you Joey Diaz LOL

These stories seem to overlap. Tuned up but I know a funny story when I hear it.

😄

"I gotta tell you somethin"

Is that mickey gall? The fuck

*_8ball_*

Why reuse the same stories in different compilations?

“I’m gunna go to hell for those things, who gives a fuck you gotta have fun right”

Joey Diaz… New York and New Jersey… Is stealing speakers and buying below. This dude from Long Island is talking about stealing flowers? Oh my God! This is so cliché…

Can't believe Joey never got into purse snatching, easy get away in a big city, and you had to hurry and use the credit cards once on something big.

Tem mesmo espetáculo de p*** que ela faz tem meses meses que ela faz o espetáculo

Pissing on a dog is just sick.

Come on now Joey, why woule you pee on a dog, that's too far even for you.

Sorry joey but I can't deal with that guests laugh an screwed face

Alguém se alguém para lá para mim pecador falar para mim que ele é só teu quebra a cara temos mensageiros da palavras da Bíblia sagrada considerados comuns do bem que faz não é porque aqueles homens pega que prega a palavra da Bíblia sagrada todos os todos Papa são mensageiros da por isso merece o nosso respeito mas não sou santo porque ninguém toma o lugar de Jesus se falaram que só só pode dar um pau nele que ele tá mentindo tá

É comentário de p*** saía comentário papa não tem nada a ver com o comentário de tudo foi um comentário de Tuta o papa não tem nada a ver com essa

E aí amigo dos gays que ela me destrói que eu pedi para ela melhor de Dora que eu pedi as cabeças na mesa é é dos gays que ela me destrói faz de fêmea que eu pedi a cabeça na mesa dos gays para ela apresentar as provas junto com se ela não apresentar as provas do governo dela eu pedi as cabeças na queria que eu me apresentar lá não apresentar suas provas ela vai ter que dar que foi dos gay dos gay que eu dei minha cabeça para ela para lá não provar que eu sou gay eu quero a cabeça dela como honra aos

Eu vou continuar desafiando todos eles até as autoridades continua desafiando até os autoridade toquei do gay do Jack do bebê se eles não não apresentar essas provas pode ter certeza eu quero a cabeça deles como honra todos os tribunais de justiça e como porque eu sei

Perguntei ninguém você seu quantos anos você tem aqui e não tem ninguém solta aqui na terra amigo nós temos seres humanos pecadores não tem só tô aqui na terra velho se tivesse alguém fala para mim que é só eu

It’s just a podcast your honor.🙄

Joey is always talking about food. Like it almost gets on my nerves.

I smell bullshit!

AJ your stories are boring, back to Joey.

The more I watch/listen to Uncle Joey, the more I despise him.

😂