Hey, John... not everyone missed your attempt to embrace the use of "y'all" at the beginning of your interview.

He's out of breath from doing nothing. HE'S TRULY AN AMERICAN NOW

Poor guy he wanted everyone to notice his y'all at the beginning. Even looked to Stephen for a laugh but nooooo lol

The image of 8 year-old John Oliver going to Anfield in full kit just in case the team needed him is indescribably adorable

that look Oliver shoots to Colbert after saying "Thank Y'all" and no one laughed is precious

No one noticed at 1:25 he said “thank y’all” on purpose to sound American and looked around for a reaction and no one got it

"Just ask India" did not land but boi did it kill me

The crowd missed so many good jokes! " Just ask India " 😂😂

Anyone else notice he started with “hello y’all” and looked disappointed to get no reaction

Dude this audience really sucked. John had a whole stack of jokes and they ignored all of them.

"Pinky finger down" didn't get nearly enough laughs.

"Choosing America now is like falling in love with someone who is vomiting all over themselves." I could not have put it any better, John. Thank you for that moving and patriotic analogy. 🍻

John Oliver made a huge leap from one sinking ship to another.

"Choosing America now is like falling in love with someone who's vomiting all over themselves!" You would be surprised at how many relationships have a similar start!

Brilliant! My Korean wife, who's lived in America longer than she ever lived in Korea, is about to take that citizenship test. We're so nervous about it!

“Thank ya’ll!” *****silence***** Common people!!!!

I call this meeting of the Jon Stewart Alumni Association to order.

John Oliver, leaves the crown, gets carried out like a king.

so he's that anxious even when he's from the UK. Imagine being middle eastern or whatever.

6:22 Just ask India joke was gold. His level is too high for this audience I think.

During my dad's citizenship test, they asked for the date of his wedding anniversary and he totally blanked due to nerves, and mom was PISSED

As someone from a country that was once a British colony, that "imma take your land" joke and that quiet whisper of "India" got a good laugh outta me!

As a naturalized citizen myself, I totally understand the feeling of inspiration that John mentions. It's like, I'm CHOOSING to be American. It's not an accident or pure chance. I decided, I prepared and I became. I love the this country and I love the American dream, and even if things aren't... optimal, I'll try my best to make the idea of America, the America that I came for, to be a reality for all my fellow Americans!

Citizenship test: Who is the current president of the United States? John Oliver: Donald Drumpf

Becomes american citizen -> enters like british monarchy.

My Mum and Dad emigrated from Carshalton, Surrey and Feltham, South London to San Francisco in 1964. Dad passed customs with $200.00 in his pocket and six months to find work. Mum entered six months later with a five year old kid and $20.00. They sold everything to get to the USA. Neither had been more than 150 miles from London. They had one shot at getting it together and no plan of retreat if they didn't. Dad went on to gain a high level civilian military clearance and became senior design engineer at Lockheed Missiles and Space. He worked at the Blue Cube on Moffett Naval Air Station Mtn. View, Ca. on government things he wasn't allowed to speak of to others. Dad passed away having never divulged what it was he did to help America. Mum (a very accomplished concert pianist in England who once played the Royal Albert Hall) would eventually own several beauty salons. Many years later I took an apprenticeship under her tutelage and became a hairdresser myself. They were naturalised in the Bicentennial year of 1976. Although both have now long since gone I still have their Certificates of Naturalisation hanging on a wall in my home. I have never for one moment forgotten the sacrifices they made so that we kids would have a better life than that which we would have had in England. That is the greatest love I could have possibly have asked for. It was an incredible achievement for two kids who came from zero, endured WWII, the Battle of Britain, three times bombed out of their family homes and the Blitz of London. They came from nothing and honestly had precious little chance of much but they made it all the way! My twin sister and I are the first natural born Americans in our family. Mum and Dad dearly loved America and in all things American they delighted. To myself they were the bravest people I have ever known. They must have been terrified. So, I extend a heartfelt congratulations to Mr. Oliver. Welcome to the USA. You as well good sir have made it all the way and I'll wager that feels so good you're a bit dizzy with it. 🇬🇧🇺🇸❤️

"let's ask India" was so subtle and yet accurate. John Oliver... You are a world citizen. Cheers brova

I teach English to new Americans (who often have to take the citizenship test), and I teach GED prep (which includes a civics exam in our state). Hilariously, most of the people born and raised in the US do worse on the citizenship test than the new Americans.

Love it!! Nothing says America like a freaking T-shirt Cannon!!

The idea of an eight year old wearing a tiny Liverpool kit in the hopes of subbing in for an injured player is just the most adorable thought

Colbert needs to come on “Last Week Tonight” Their genuine chemistry always captures the audience. Besides, Colbert needs an outlet where he can curse without being beeped.

I recognise the weird feeling of sincerity at the ceremony! I have a dual citizenship myself, not American mind you, but I remember not really caring a lot before the ceremony but while I was waiting outside of the hall in the city hall building with all the other people it got very weird all of a suddenly, realising that everyone around you was also there for the same reason and once we came out of the hall we'd all be of that nationality. And swearing the oath all together and each and everyone having to go up to the podium to declare themselves was making everyone just grin in this weird uncontrollable way. It is a weird but surprisingly happy memory

He used literally in literally the correct way... He's no yank!

That John Oliver guy is a showman. He should have his own show.

Ladies and gentlemen WE GOT HIM 🇺🇸🇺🇸😍💙❤️️

Citizenship test, first question: Who's the president? John Oliver: #notmypresident

„Did they imagine someone was impersonating John Oliver?“ „Yeah, I don’t know, haha“ -Zazu chuckling in his human suit freshly immigrated to the US

Everyone missed the "thank y'all" at the beginning of the interview

I know several people who have been waiting over 25 years for citizenship and their case is just pending indefinitely- and yes they check on it annually and have a lawyer representing them and everything etc.

I was around four or five when my parents got their citizenship. Of course I was two young to understand I just remember them being incredibly nervous and on that drive to LA. Then when it was all over and they got back in the car they both just cried tears of joy. About three years ago my best friend called me to come over to his house. While we were hanging out his dad asked me to help him study for his citizenship test. He's usually a very calm and collected fellow. Studying for that test is the most nervous I've ever seen him. He passed I just remember noticing how relieved he looked when I saw him the next time

"Jim Carrey had the best Late Show entrance." John Oliver: Hold my tea.

finally the MEGAREVEREND is given the entrance he deserves

Congratulations @JohnOliver 🇺🇸 I, too, am a #NewUSCitizen ❤💙❤ my naturalization is one of the best days in my life. You reminded me of how nerve racking the test is. I passed it, of course, got all 10 verbal questions correct + the written part. But OMG I was in cold sweats & thought my mind would completely go blank 😁😁

Appreciate the " I'll take that land" joke about the Brits.... which is 100% accurate!!!!!!

"I can go anywhere kill anyone" - John Oliver 2020

he brought a gun in case anyone had any doubts about his citizenship

I love how extra John Oliver always is

To John; Isn't it fun, that you became an American at almost the exact point in time, about which many say, that America effectively got a King?

And Melania's parents didn't have to wait but 6 months...

I love John...once he gets going, his totally off to the races....he can't stay seated one second longer! I bet he's just as spunky at 90 yrs old.

Now there has to be a complete reboot of The Bourne Identity staring John Oliver... holy shit I would watch that

The way John describes this process is 100% true. My journey took 5 years, processes taking significantly longer, needing paperwork renewal every year, feeling anxious every day that something would go wrong at one point. Took the test in August, then even at my Oath Ceremony (with 3,600 people) I still had to do extra paperwork. Now, like John, I’m a dual citizen with the UK.

"Just ask India" OUCHIE HE HIT THE SPOT 😂😂

I too came to the states in 2006 and had to go through the process of naturalization a couple of years ago. It’s not easy at all. Now that I’m an American, I’ve never felt safer or happier but man, the whole process is nerve-wracking. So happy for John! I’ve been a fan of his since the day I arrived 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

it seems like a lot of his jokes went over the crowds heads

Bond. John 'Oliver' Bond.

One of my citizenship questions was straight out of The Simpsons. The guy literally asked "What caused the Civil War?" And I blinked a few times, and answered "Slavery it is, Sir." He didn't get it (probably for the best), but he marked me down as right.

If that is how he chose his entrance to this show, I can't wait to see what he does on Sunday for the season premiere of Last Week Tonight.

My grandmother went to the Emergency Room because of hypertension, and we thought she had a stroke. The reason of it it was because of her citizenship test... she said it was hell.

Jon Stewart's children are doing well. They are doing well.

Ahuahuhuahauahahahauaha “don’t say that to a British man , I will take that then” I dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 freaking miss his show

I remember being questioned at the border going into NY : How long do you plan on staying while in the USA? : 1 Day. And what is the reason for entering the USA? : Dinner. Pardon me sir? DINNER Let me get this right You are crossing a Border for dinner? : Yes thats right And Where is this Dinner going to be held? Buffalo NY sir...Anchor bar ..Officer : Oh i was there last night You gotta try the hot wings! ... Me.. Wow this guy is a genius.

"Look; pinkie finger *down*..." I'm dead.

The 4 dislikes are from Bob the coal guy

The fact that it took so long for a pretty well off and successful man like Oliver is proof that the system needs reformation desperately.

"Short of breath" - you were carried in; you have to hope not to be carried out!

That’s one hell of an entrance

“Pinky finger down” wooow traitorous Edit: Patriot!

Where have you been Oliver? My life is incomplete without your show...

love the guy in the crowd who fished out that bag and immediately gave it away

Any Indian immigrants laughing at the fact that he considers 14 years a "long time" to get citizenship?

I've literally been waiting and hoping for this interview for days now by re-watching old John Oliver interviews

I love John Oliver so much. When John and Stephen get together it always warms my soul.

Welcome, John Oliver! You've picked a challenging time.

I can just see the 8 year old vision of storming up the field, delicately weaving in between players, adrenaline coursing through your veins, catching a beautiful open window, and just slamming a soccer ball into the upper most corner of the net, the goalie’s glove covered fingertips inches away from the ball, as the crowd thunders around you. Victory.

The india joke was too intellectual for the American crowd.. 😂 😂

"As a comedian, you're slightly allergic to sincerity..." The perfect description of a Late-Night Talk Show Host in today's political melodrama. Time for some melodramamine...

Steve: We have to take a break, because you know, commericals John: *puzzled look* ...what’s a commercial?

I'm sure Melania and her parent didn't have to pass any citizenship test. I mean seriously, can you imagine ?

I love John Oliver and hope the best for him as a newly forged citizen.

So, does this mean he's no longer British Milhouse?

Congratulations to John Oliver! We are very lucky to have you~~

This clip reminded me that America is more than a president. No matter what party you are in that is comforting.

These two + Jon stewart just priceless

"Ability to live and work anywhere" - well, except the EU, where both your passports are useless now.

I'm trying to remember the questions I had during my citizenship test. I'm pretty sure one of them was "Name a state that borders Mexico?" The guy giving me the test was kind of a jerk though. I brought my existing passport along, and he asked me if I had visited any places in the past so I mentioned long off trips out of the country, and he asks why they are not stamped in there and I'm like that's a new passport, maybe last year or so. He gives me a look as if I was supposed to bring all my passports with me to create a timeline or something. I just needed to bring my current passport, not past passports.

Love Oliver! We’re going to call you “Ollie”, lad 😊

Love it how NO ONE, including Colbert, got the "Thank y'all" quip... Yep, he's still very much British!

Almost expected him to use the catchphrase of a previous CBS host: “It’s a great day for America, everybody!”

I cannot be the only one who thought “Brit turned Yank” sounds dirty lol

"As a comedian, you're kind of slightly allergic to sincerity." (5:17) Love this turn of phrase!

And the winner of tonight's interview is... * opens envelope * Dammit. * hands John the award and skulks away *

They ask: "How's the President" as a last chance to reconsider.

At 1:24 he says "Thank y'all" and turns to Stephen thinking you have a dumb crowd and maybe even Stephen didn't notice that lol

That’s the thing some people think it’s so easy to become a citizen and it’s not. It takes a long time and it’s super expensive. It took my grandfather 24 years to become a citizen and about 20k +

I love this man! He's hilarious!

Having taken the citizenship test, it was basically remembering everything I learned in History class which of course means that the "Build The Wall!" Fanatics wouldn't be able to pass it cause they were too busy being the class clown or just writing down everything as "The South will rise again!".

Lmao hes such a cinnamon roll! The story with him in cleats just waiting to go even tho he wasnt on the team was precious 🙏

The band nailed that Yankee Doodle Dandy!

That "Thank y'all" didn't not escape me