Our local Target closed their bathrooms but set up outdoor Porta potty‘s. How is it that indoor bathrooms covered in porcelain and metal (the EASIEST surfaces to disinfect) are bad but Porta potty‘s with NO RUNNING WATER to wash your hands and has that horrible sunbaked scratched up plastic that nobody ever cleans are considered a safer option????

It's like wearing a mask in your car while driving by yourself! 😆

How to count with John Crist: 10, 9, 3, 4, 5, 5b, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

“Please scream inside your hearts” “Coronavirus gets lit after 10 pm” I need both of those sayings on a shirt

I want an extended cut episode with all of John’s “I’m not gonna do that joke” jokes

I just about spit out my coffee when he said, “and oh, by the way, ISN’T THAT what we’ve all been doing these past 7-11 months, screaming inside our hearts...” 😂😭😂😂

The funny part is people believe these "solutions' and get upset if others don't fall in line.

Here’s one: figure skaters in empty stadium skate with no mask on, BUT when they sit by themselves waiting for their score(with no one near) WEAR A MASK!

"Displaced-by-a-hurricane vibe" hilarious!

"Nevermind the FACTS" Slogan for 2020-2021

The serving tray slays me. You touched my bag to put it on the tray! Is it so we don't accidentally brush hands during the exchange? We're more paranoid than fifth-graders walking beside each other in the hallway.

“Toy Story Is Racist” People are honestly just looking for things to get offended by now I think.

We're watching one of the best Christian KZfaqrs Keep it up

He's really pulling off the whole John The Baptist look

Driving in the car alone wearing a mask and gloves and a face shield with your windows rolled up.

It’s called a false sense of security. Don’t take that from people 😆

You know you're onto something when KZfaq attaches their covid19 disclaimer warning

John’s hair sums up how we all feel about 2020.

Currently living in Chile, in South America, and they have banned music in restaurants...cause that will help prevent the spread of COVID.

whats great about John Crist is he is only sharing facts. no opinions, if he does then it's a joke and he makes it clear.

YES YES YES - this is the common sense I've been thirsting for like a deer thirting for clear water.

A "solution" near me in Md. The stores have all the people go in and our one sef of doors (the same doors) and only open 1 set of registers. So the lines are longer, more people are gatheres, but they are 6 feet apart

“Outdoor indoor dining” 😂😂 “Displaced by hurricane“ 😂 “Please scream inside your heart” 🤣

*child throws a tantrum* "Stop it Jimmy! We scream with our hearts not our mouths!"

In my area some of the solutions have been to remove the Baskets at the grocery store because somehow covid spreads on the baskets but not the carts. Another solution is to stop the recycling collection. Because I guess recycling and preserving the environment spreads covid.

Yes, let's create something with a roof and walls that is temperature controlled.... You mean like a building!???!? Love it

2:36 love how the restaurant is called Two Wrongs. The indoor/outdoor dining situation is an absolute mess.

Satiric sarcasm is my favorite comedy 🤣🤣🤣 He does it very well.

"Haven't we already been screaming inside our hearts for the last 7-11 months?" YES. Yes we have.

Manz just went 10,9,8,7,6,5,6,7,8,9,10. Best top ten list of all time

I can't believe we have come to this point

John, please do a ONE TAKE on the subject of VALENTINE'S Day!

John’s hair is life and hurricane vibe, hahahaha

This video just shows you how many inconsistencies there are where all of this is concerned. No-one is on the same page...in fact they're not even using the same book.

At the fast food restaurant..took my money by hand, handed me my drink and straw by hand..put my bag of food on a tray...😑

I was a wrestler in middle school and high school and what he said was spot on. They really dont realize how close our faces got during matches. That is just beyond stupid.

Nobody: John's laugh: Whaahaha Everybody: Aww dat laugh just made my day!

Anyone else notice he started counting down 10, 9, 8 then he switched to counting up 6, 7, 8, 9. Haha! 😂

Hug Glove.... Sounds like something my Mum used to tell me, “No Glove, No Love.” LoL!!!!

John, that was fantastic! I can't remember the last time I've enjoyed some great humor like that. When you put up Hannibal Lecter, I almost lost it! Keep up the great work.

Any thumbnail with the word corona would have gotten demonetized without the CDC reminding you of its danger. KZfaq is funny like that

Some cities are forcing restaurants and other businesses to lower the music volume so you aren’t talking loudly My favorite solution is the one where grocery stores plot out 6 feet increments for the lines but then have more registers in close proximity open. So the virus can’t move forward. Got it

Brilliant 👏 I’m so thankful for people with brains - sane people, thank you John Crist

I think I've been screaming inside my own heart for at least 20 years. ;)

Don’t forget no singing in church 😒 the absurdity

10:17 so true about deliveries. The floor is one of the least clean places to put food. When I deliver I feel bad about it; a lot of times the food is well wrapped in plastic and paper bags so it’ll be okay. For customers who have a ledge or table or chair outside their front door I always aim to put the food there coz it’s bestest.

Yes! We have been screaming inside our hearts for many months! Thank you for this John. 😍

Yesterday, we went to the doctor. The guy who was screening did not have his mask covering his nose. The receptionist lowered her mask, coughed, alot, onto her hands and didn't even stop to sanitize them. Even 1st graders know to cough into their elbows!

Or wearing double mask when virus can enter into your eyes and activate the virus. Or you can take off your mask in a restaurant and the virus takes a time out.

I went to Chick fil a and saw that tray. I almost started laughing.

"Please scream inside your hearts" 🤣🤣🤣

I work as a truck driver, many companies throughout the US have closed bathrooms for drivers, when asked where can we go, they show us the trees. If we are lucky, we get Porta potties, that are filthy and cleaned only once a month...maybe. To me that's a bigger covid...(AIDS, STD)spreader than not wearing a mask in a grocery store, that has more people in it throughout the day than any church will! I think people have used COVID as an excuse for their laziness. Also why is it that phone call centers that are operated by people working from home, all of a sudden have hours of service changed, "due to covid"? Stupid.

John, you are totally on point with the sarcasm and EPIC takedowns of the hypocrites in our "so called" government. I cracked up about 40-50 times during the video.

“And oh btw, isn’t that what we’ve all been doing the last 7-11 months...screaming in our hearts” 🤣🤣🤣

I love how youtube stuck the "Learn More" about COVID-19 at the bottom of your video! You want to talk about a real JOKE! hahahahaha...

There's an ejection seat 💺 on the roller coaster so if you forget to scream inside your heart it's over, baby

Come on down to Bubba's in Mesquite, Texas! We will sit inside and you can enjoy our high school scenery lol

John started at 10 then progressed down to 9...8 then he went back up and finished at 10

Absolutely right on!! I cannot believe the stupidity and I will NOT COMPLY! 😮

John, stop using so much logic. You know that kind of thinking isn't welcome in lockdown states!

Those thumbs ups scared me for a sec, I thought the corona zombies were there. Also snorted at the thought of going to Applebee's for the ambiance.

Pastors: Jesus Christ is always the solution

Lost it at "displaced by a hurricane vibe" 🤣

Thia is priceless, we are in NM and there are literally NO restaurants open and IF they are they have outdoor/indoor dining, what a laugh I had when you mentioned this first!! Thank you so much for this amazing, funny but yet serious video!

Comparing the hug contraption to the solution for not getting girls pregnant in high school 😂🤣. It’s all so ridiculous. I still hug everyone that is comfortable being hugged💜

Toy story 4 - Mr. Potato head 🥔?

At least they said please re screaming on rides. One supermarket in NYC orders customers to not talk unless absolutely necessary.

I screamed inside my heart during the last John Crist show I went to. 😁 From your friend in the charlotte hospital.

Love this forum of common sense, John! Enjoy it while it lasts!

Those dining tents are really ‘rona incubators...

“Please scream inside your hearts” lololol

So perfect👍 I love it. Outdoor/indoor dining😀 you can wrestle but not shake hands. They just want to look like they are trying - makes people happy

Yup, I had Covid in December. I also laughed my butt off here as a Californian Republican who had a more strict curfew in December than in high school. Also, the two maskers remind me of those who wear their masks alone in a car.

“There’s no takes” and then names the show “One Take” therefore 0=1. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Love that you were cracking yourself up while trying to deliver the absurdity! 🤣

Oh well... i'm just 01:58 and that giggle made me wonder John's real intentions here LOL

This is well needed😂 Nice humorous spin on this situation! These are dumb solutions, because half the laws and regulations our government has made, are not really about the coronavirus. I mean, does our constitution even exist to the government anymore? People are blindly voting away their human and constitutional rights.

Yes! The one takes are back’! 😎

Cotton candy & funnel cakes is the universal language 😂 The sports jokes were ON POINT!

The dart in the neck! 😆😆 Ya killin me, John!!

Heyyyy I’m early!!! Can’t wait! Love you John you’re the best!🙃

You better watch out with all this logic John 🤣🤣

LOVED it! Nailed the take, and yur speaking for millions, John. xxoo

Thankyou, thankyou, Thank You! for putting the thoughts of my heart into words!

I absolutely love the beard.

I love this guy! Keeping it real!

The last one got me so good 😂 I couldn't stop laughing

....so funny when you touched your eyes through your glasses... proving there is no glass in your glasses... 🤣

The White Castle part hit deep

True story, Easter 2020, churches were closed in PA., but the golf courses were open.

Thank you!!! I needed this!! 🤣🤣

😂😂😂. Thanks for making my day! Beyond ridiculous! Laughed all the way through!

Colorado youth hockey players can play the game as normal with checking but they can't go through the hand shake line at the end of the game ugh! They have to line up across from the other team and hit their sticks on the ice to say "good game" - brilliant thinking behind that haha!

Yes to the stupidity of curfews🥺🤦🏻‍♀️ And yes to the drive thru ignorance! They take my card but cant hand me my fries! And what about “leave a tip to help provide contactless delivery”. They want more money to do less work. 😬🤪 And the two masks!! Why oh why?!? Like one mask is not useless enough. Lol

"Here to unite everybody"...*shows thumbs ups from what, at a glance, appears to be all white men.* Lolz.

The last one is too funny 😂😂😂😂

Bahahaha. I truly believe everybody feels this way - except those few that are hoping to gain power in politics - oh wait - it worked LOL

I was at an amusement park purchasing an item at the gift shop. The cashier informed me of the total, I then removed cash from my wallet and proceeded to hand it to the cashier. The cashier picks up a small wicker basket and tells me to put it in the basket, presumably so that he doesn't have to touch the money. I drop it in the basket. He then grabs it out of the basket, counts it and puts in in the register. I stood there dumbfounded and that stupidity I just witnessed. I thought, unless that is a magic basket that purifies whatever it holds, what's the point of the basket?

This was sooo good!!!! Love it!!!

Here in VA Walmart makes everyone enter and exit through the same side of the building. Instead of splitting people up, they put them all together.