The fact that AH is playing the victim when she is clearly the perpetrator is astounding. She has no shame.

watching amber during this trial has been like watching a lizard person try to learn how to act like people in real time. its been wild.

Best thing Johnny ever could have done was to have these proceedings televised.

What a legend Johnny is, spent 28 days doing the biggest trial I've witnessed in the last decade. To only go and rock up at my local concert hall in Sheffield, UK and pop out a few tunes as a special guest. The dude is finally free. The world knows, Johnny, the world knows.

Imagine going to De. Spiegel for psychiatric help only to realise he needs it more than you.

Poor Adam. (The lawyer sitting next to Amber) he was glancing at her scribble with the pen in the air. He’s so embarrassed this is his client at this point. 🫣 he looks frightened. 😳

Her not actually writing anything made me recall that scene from Red Dwarf when the guys are at the hearing, and when Cpt. asks them something they huddle together and Cat says something along the lines... "if we huddle like this and whisper for a bit, it will look like we know what we're doing..."

7:00 I don’t feel bad for Elaine, because of her behavior: 1) Imitating JD voice in court was absolutely disrespectful coming from an officer of the court 2) Her line of question during Waldman’s deposition were malicious to insinuate JD’s lawyer is hiding something when all he was doing was attorney-client privilege (and she knows this was privilege. That was dirty tactics! 3) Her line of questioning “what if anything” as a cure all after objection… she was lucky the judge was easy-going, because some judge would have cut her crap sooner. 4) Her constant misrepresentation. It’s one thing to try to trap a witness, or present only the “good sides” of your case, but it’s another thing to misrepresent testimonies. That’s just some of the reasons why I have no sympathy for Elaine…

If she'll lie about simple things like taking notes in court just IMAGINE the other things she'd lie about on stand...

Seriously man, the fact this woman is trying to convince people she is perfect and a victim is ABSOLUTELY ridiculous, if there is any shred of good left in this world. Johnny will win the case and get the Justice he deserves and Amber Heard never sees another sponsorship, movie, tv show, commercial again. Although win or lose, I think Amber’s career is absolutely OVER.

She’s crying in the bathroom because she finally realised that Amber PLEGED to pay her.

People have been on line digging into amber's past, they found old arrests. Further digging brought out people from her past and yes, they say she's always been like this. People from her home town and high school said JD was lucky, she pulled that crap with them. And she got in car accident killing her friend, charged with vehicular homicide. She left school, her town and has.been moving since. Landing in Hollywood.

Amber was raised doing beauty contests…I’m sure she got a sense of superiority and that she’s something “special”. She’s just spiraled into the worst example of narcissism who uses her charm and beauty to manipulate and take advantage of everyone she can to get her way.

Faking notetaking indicates narcissistic and manipulative behavior. With everyone's watching, she wants to look intelligent and attentive; however, this action exposes her to be vapid and disinterested in everything except how she is perceived. When you put yourself in her shoes, it is scary to realize how much conscious effort it would take to fake notes throughout this trial.

I felt bad for Elaine for about 2 seconds, until I remember she mocked her opposing consel's client in open court. Who is the victim of abuse.

We should have sympathy for someone who lost following the rules of the game. No sympathy for someone who breaks or circumvents them. AH clearly lied multiple times on her trial testimony. Zero sympathy for that shit. We all know even if Johnny loses, he fought on fair grounds. Huge respect for that.

"Rottenborn is something straight out of a Tim Burton movie." Maybe that's why Johnny Depp is the main character.

Why feel sorry for her? She tried to destroy a man and his name along with using and lying about his kids. She had no problem throwing everybody under the bus, including her own lawyers. This is a very selfish woman who thinks only of herself.

He said that he had a 17 hour day and Amber had him hold the rice cream. She then takes a pic and texts it to her friend. All stated in court. What a monster she is, instead of helping the love of your life to bed , setting him up and making fun of him

Coming from what I've been called my whole life "a hot crazy woman" I can attest to the fact that I'm treated better because of my looks and I've had men put up with a lot of crap from me (I have Borderline Personality Disorder) because of my looks. Difference is I went to therapy and self reflected and worked on my issues when I became an adult. That's what Amber needs!

My parents do this with my younger sister. She’s the prettiest and I began to notice they let her get away with anything and would blame other people for her mistakes. Bad grades? Someone else’s fault! Skipping school? It’s not her fault, she’s just sad! Doing drugs? She is innocent and was forced to do it! People calling her out on her BS? Everyone is just jealous of her! Yup it was ridiculous. And unfortunately she will go into the world believing she can do whatever and will never have to take responsibility for anything. She likes to charm people and manipulate them to give her what she wants and it was cute as a kid but now as a grown woman, it’s causing damage to herself and to our family. But my parents will never see it that way, it’s the world against my sister.

Us: amber you’re not writing anything down, the pen isn’t even touching the paper amber: ‘I disagree’ or ‘you’re not characterizing it correctly’ or ‘show me the metadata’ or ‘the desk is really dirty, I’ve never noticed how dirty this desk is’

She flattered Johnny, love bombed him and he was mesmerized. Once she had him locked down she unleashed the crazy. She used and abused him.

Amber said she has never wanted to be a victim or called herself a victim but she has multiple times. She just lies about everything.

I noticed fairly quickly how her attorney to her right on closing arguments was so over her. Wouldn’t even acknowledge her whatsoever and then it was great because I saw on Twitter other people noticed it and made videos clips of it. You could so tell he can’t stand her and just wanted to be done with the psycho.

For 6 weeks amber pretended to write in her notebook. 6 weeks. That's fucking dedication & that's fucking insane.

Amber’s assistant at the very beginning of the trial said she was Very angry that Amber took ownership of a horrible sexual attack that happened to the assistant. She told Amber about it while employed by Amber, back when they were friends.

I actually don't even believe her story that she was abused in any way as a child. I feel bad for her dad that his own daughter probably just smeared his name in an attempt to get a little pity in the trial.

Man this trial is like the gift that keeps on giving. The sheer amount of content and memes is staggering.

I feel like Amber has had her personality disorder enabled all these years by her family/friends to the point where she thinks she's normal, it's kind of sad in a way that if it just went properly treated from the beginning(ie. childhood) none of this had to happen, but instead she's just become so deluded she can't even see reason.

Thankfully, Johnny's lawyer was able to get Scamber Turd to say on the stand that she did indeed write the Op Ed about Johnny. So, he actually may win thank God!

AMBER: “Tell the world, Johnny, tell them, Johnny Depp - I, Johnny Depp, a man, I’m a victim too of domestic violence, see how many people believe or side with you.” ************************************* THE WORLD: "Yes, we listened and we believe him.."

The pen not touching the paper sent me! The look of satisfaction on her face when finishing was hilarious.

Seeing turd not actually touch the paper killed me lmfao. I’m sure it’s someone else’s fault :p

Imagine how much smoother this trial would have gone, if Amber just didn't lie.

I'm a woman who is a DV survivor from a man so at the start I was on amber's side the more I heard the recordings and saw how they were both behaving in court I changed my mind. Johnny is the victim.

Remember Phil Hartman! Thank God Johnny escaped her before she "accidently" killed him in "self defense".

I've watched many trials. The lawyers tell the defenders to take notes and stuff so that the jury thinks they're actively engaged. That's probably what her lawyers told her to do but she doesn't know what to write so she's pretending to. Even murderers do a better job at pretending to take notes 😂😂😂. She's a horrible actor

The one thing I do have to say about lawyers being scummy for representing obviously bad clients, is that public defense attorneys are a bit different, which her lawyers are not. They have to represent clients who can't get a lawyer

Chew is an awesome last name. Fits his profession too, like how he tear through the defense lol.

"So that's what it mean to be a ghost writer." Now that's a great comment from chat.

I hope that Judge Doom got home safe and sound back to the funny farm,he looked like he escaped from a mental institution and the real doctor is tied up in his padded cell 😂

If this wasn’t a public trial, I think people would still believe AH accusations about JD

Lol! Your reaction to Amber’s fake writing…. Damn that was priceless!

Amber is like a mermaid, singing sweet nothing then dragging you to the bottom

It’s funny how she remembers details about carpet when she testifies but catches amnesia when cross examined lol I hate her…. A lot

LMAO the pen not touching the paper I died.

I don't feel bad for her. Amber doesn't feel bad for what she has done, she only feels bad that she got caught. She can cry a sob story but what goes around comes around and now she knows how it feels to be exploited. That is what she did. Not that Johnny is doing the exploiting. He is clearing his name and showing that men can be abuse victims too...mentally emotionally and physically. She tried to destroy him in every way possible, so she should have thought about before doing that to another human being. Very cruel and mean spirited person. Now she wants us to feel sorry for her. The emotional manipulation just never ends with this woman. Everything she did to Johnny, right after she did it, she would run and tell everyone that's what he did to her. How mentally abusively taxing on the victim is that. I couldn't live with myself either if I didn't at least try and get justice. My soul would deterioate and that's exactly what she wanted, but she ain't getting his soul. Back up B

Asmon made this trial so much fun to watch

We shouldn't be sorry for Elaine. Let's not forget how she exceeded the limit of her profession as a lawyer, even as a Devil's lawyer, during the trial and no longer to Johnny Deep but also to his witnesses and lawyers. Can you imagine what it would be like to win the lawsuit? What would Elaine look like ??? I say ... so client so lawyer…

i just love that all ur videos has elder scroll music in ya background :)

Haha I expect that song to be Jonny's phone ringtone.. forever and also his car horn alarm, cause why not . That's so funny

"I'm telling you what psychiatry is." Like bro, if you feel the need to argue so hard about your credentials, I'm gonna question your credibility even more.

What ever happens at the end of this trial, we have all seen that Johnny Depp is innocent & has endured a cruel relationship. He has won, he can walk with his head held high knowing he is free of guilt.

😂😂 Best this I watched this morning to make my day! Thanks 😊 ❤️

Yes! Dr. Spiegel! I thought the Phineas and Ferb Cartoon Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz! 🤣 As serious as this trial is....the witness testimonials are freaking hilarious! 🤣

I heard JD raise his voice once or twice in the recordings, and I heard AH sounding 'distressed' once. What I DIDN'T hear, was JD raising his voice CAUSING AH to become distressed. The times when JD became loud, AH was louder and more confrontational. Alternately, the times AH became distressed, JD was calmly talking, saying he wanted to leave, or "Let's stop and talk again in the morning", etc, etc. You can't take the RESULT of one argument (AH becoming distressed), and confuse it with the EVENTS of a different argument (one where JD raised his voice). She was NEVER scared or intimidated by JD in ANY of the arguments they had, ... she was provocative and confrontational. This is probably a poor analogy but ...... If a couple have the type of 'intimate' relationship where they engage in acts that require a 'safe word' (an extreme PHYSICAL encounter). Then if they BOTH agree, that's not abuse. However, if one partner isn't 'in the mood' and the other partner insists, that IS abuse. Even though it is the same two people engaging in acts that they both may have willingly engaged in at other times. Likewise, if your partner calls you a: "Old f#*king, washed up, fat piece of sh!t, etc, etc". And you retaliate: "You're a dirty f#*king, no good stinking whore, etc, etc" (an extreme VERBAL encounter). That, also, is NOT abuse, because BOTH parties have decided to throw reason out the window, and instead unload on each other and let off some steam. It CANNOT be abuse if both parties are willingly participating. (You may tell them that "This doesn't solve anything", etc, etc, ... but, at the end of the day, it's THEIR relationship and if that's what they BOTH want to do, then it's nobodies business but theirs). Abuse is when ONE party forces the other party to participate in something (physical or verbal) that they don't want to be part of. And from what I've seen in this trial, it was AH who constantly forced JD into arguments he did not want to be part of. THAT is abuse. My concern is that the jury may, incorrectly, make a correlation between the OUTCOME of one confrontation (AH crying), and the events of a different confrontation (one where JD raised his voice), and conclude that JD was abusive. If AH isn't made accountable for ALL her perjury and sent to jail, it will be a travesty of justice

She’s only pretending to write. Just like pretending to read Ayn Rand, just like pretending to be a painter.

EYYY.. The Kifness wellerman parody was hilarious! :D Keep Rocking!

At 4:25-5:55. I can’t stop laughing to tears… I kept replaying & laughing all over again. I will save this & watch it again whenever I am sad & need a good laugh.😅

She needs take responsibility for her lies. Six years past,I can’t imagine what that must be like. Praying for Johnny. For truth. For Mentoo.🇺🇸🦅

I'm a nurse and I wonder if Dr. Spiegel has tardive dyskinesia. Ironically this is a disorder you get from taking a psychotropic medication too long. Just weird for certain.

You're hysterical 🤣that is so correct though 👍👍👍, some people are predispositioned!!!Right on!

the craziest thing is everybody knows someone like this or has heard about someone like this that has affected someone they know

Lmao that part about young guys thinking they can tame wild girls. So freaking true, I think it may be a lesson 90% of males have to learn, because lets be real, crazy chicks are sometimes the hottest, and most fun, with the caveat of insanity.

Just waiting for that Missy person to paste her "can all the toxic JD fans..." BS on every comment lol

"I'm sure she can probably read and write." Objection your honour, speculation.

I loved the funny witnesses running to testify! Super awesome!

I’d be surprised if Amber Heard still had a movie career after this

Now that the first season is almost over does someone knows if we'll be getting a 2nd season? This series was good.

At 17 she was drunk driving no licience and killed her friend. No jail time. Had to work at a soup kitchen! What the F?

“Why would the kids not gamble?” I laughed so hard imagining myself walking into the conversation at this point with no context.

She's faking that she's writing down some important information just to act as though she is ignoring witnesses when they say something true, lookin tough

Asmon and Emily D Baker best commentary on this trial.

Love your truth!..your coverage of this is so real and we all relate! Well done.

Feeling sorry for Amber Heard no way She brought this on herself 🤣 She deserves all she gets now and in the future

4 things have come out in this trial 1. Yes JD drinks & does drugs 2. There is no proof nor has it been heard of before all this that JD beats women 3. AH is a bold face liar 4. AH is 💯% coo coo for coco puffs....PERIOD (Prove me wrong on #4)

Omg his reaction to the pen & paper has me dying. Hahahahahahha good stuff Asmon.

So glad I found your channel you're a f'n RIOT! Kinda sad this trial ended lol🤷🏻‍♀️

"Rottenborn" straight outta a tim burton film had me dead 💀 🤣 😂

To add to Amber's current psychological and abusive tendencies, Asmon didn't mention her rampant drug abuse during her younger years, and especially when she was married to a career addict like Johnny Depp.

I think it’s pretty funny that people had caution signs outside the courthouse that said amber alert

GREAT STUFF LOVE IT

Lol of the wellerman come song no way 😂 awesome job honestly

It's true. Our society values young, pretty women. More broadly, you can say, our society values youth and attractiveness over depth and character. As a woman, I am very familiar with this phenomenon. As I age I become more and more invisible and people in general are less friendly to me.

Thank you for the consistent uploads Asmongold, I truly appreciate and value you so much man! I hope you're all have a blessed and positive day

Love ur podcast ❤️

The Sea Shanty was the best part by far man, loved it!

what is going through amber and her lawyers heads while shes "taking notes"? if her lawyers told her to do this, they made her case a lot worse in the eyes of the public at least. if she just did this on her own terms, what was the lawyer behind her thinking when she passed him blank notes? probably regret for taking her case

She’s getting paid well. She is probably hopeful that will ease the pain of representing a fake.

The first one 😂 I knew I wasn’t the only one. That was Gold!!!

@4:38 and on... your face expressions just made me die laughing 😂

first thing Johnny thought when he heard Rottenborn's name "either I've already played that name or that's the name of my next part."

I don't think Elaine repped her in the UK case... She's gone through a few different lawyers throughout the years. Some who did the depositions for this trial in 2019, like Josh Drew or whatever his name is, aren't on the same team.

Elaine looking back like "Again?". She's probably been doing that the whole time and freaking Elaine out🤣

9:02 This part made me laugh so hard that I literally had to spit what I was drinking.

Wayne is like an old school, film noir, pulp fiction, "Dragnet" style rogue detective.

I like Asmons assumption about this type of people. I just want to add one thing. It isn't necessarily only about them being hot that lets them off the hook. It is also them being super charming and manipulative that makes others kinda accepts it, little by little. The switch between being effed and being wonderful is incredibly irregular, unexpected and confusing, but since you have seen the wonderful side, you are at risk of accepting it. Like "well, she has a day a week when she is a lil batshit cray, but 6 days of the week she is the best thing ever happened". The issue is that when this normalizes, suddenly she is nice 1 day of the week and effed 6 days of the week 1, year later. Other than that, i agree 100% wih the assumption, since looks helps them a lot, and the will to 'fix' or "heal" them makes you at even more vulnerable. Spoken from experience

That clip of Amber pretending to write on a pad of paper is just so emblematic of this whole case. She just can't not act like something is happening when nothing is

"Predispositions to being f-ing nuts" is actually hilarious.