MAX LEVEL COPIUM ACHIEVED… Go drop a follow on twitch for more videos like this!! twitch.tv/willynordwrench

Bro thinks he stands a chance against Jolyne ☠️

Alternative title: Willy overrates himself for 9 minutes 20 seconds Edit: that’s an edit

the ridiculous confidence is killing me 💀

The saddest part is realistically he's beating 0 of these characters ;-;

Fighting abbachio would be like fighting two big and strong guys but one of them is invisible

You keep forgetting that even if they don’t own a stand, they are still extremely buff, you ain’t winning against kakyoin, not even a chance

Also the cat stand can literally create force fields that couldn't be broken by crazy diamond

half these people would kill you regardless of a stand just using raw strength. also for all of the women like jolyne your not gonna win because were talking a stand battle and jolyne can literally punch meteorites

I don't think any human can beat the superfly user he has godly parkour skills and has superhuman levels of strength and speed

He is really underrating these stands

That moment you realize that nearly all the characters could win _without_ the friggin stands

If unarmed I think you might be able to take Tonio. However, in his episode he throws a knife next to Josuke's head as a warning shot and with that type of precision I wouldn't take any chances with him if he was actually trying to kill me also how is akira in "they're favoured"? He's basically as fast as crazy diamond even when not at full power You also forget the proscuitto is fast enough to nearly keep up with sticky fingers, so even if you're fine against the aging it's still basically the same as fighting bucciarati

Emerald Splash was used the most against characters who were strong enough to block it, I wish he got to use it more

Kakyoin could control you with hierophant

another thing with abbacchio is that his stand still takes a humanoid stand, so along with his height advantage he has automatic backup in a stand that can potentially deflect bullets and is baasically him with 5x speed, power and range.

In kakyoins defense, he mostly only used emerald splash on stands that severely outclass him in strength and/or speed

Nevermind you lost to most of them,you cant see the stands tho ☠️

What do you mean "Whitesnake? Maybe"? He slaps your face one time and you completely lost

You can't kill any of them. You can't touch a stand. The stand touches you

Insane how everyone forgets of the few times the emerald splash hit it instantly annihilated its target (exceptions being two of the characters with the strongest stands physically in the entire series, Jotaro & DIO)

Nobody will beat toyohiro. Tbh his stand isn't worthless at all. He knows his environment perfectly well and he has the agility, whilst everyone else would go inside the tower and he could just flee immediately. And when that happens you're done.

To be clear the C Stat in a stand is comparable to a human capacity. Like C strength means human-like strength, but B can already bend steel, and a B in speed means over 30 km/h, well the rest comes by... also the colony stands have great defensive capabilities and have more radius than what you think

can someone tell me if this is a satire or not cause the only person from this list who can be defeated by a normal human being is Mariah, Oingo and baby stand user. anyone else is winning with no-low difficulty even if you're built like a mike Tyson.

But you can't see them so won't you lose by default

Emerald Splash broke a clock face. If you get hit by any of those emeralds, your bones are getting broken into more pieces than Sorbet

Emerald splash = spread-fire machine gun that can blast apart a clock tower even when stand is dying. But then again, Willy can just pull a Dio and deflect those silly green rocks.

Let's be real here, only fights he has a chance winning are against Oingo and death 13. And if being the one to murder your opponent before he murders you counts as a win then notorious big fight will be possible too

I love how willy made different categories. Bro every stand user would absolutly clap any normal person. Because normale can't see the stand or have any super natural ability

funny how joseph went from pulling out tommy guns in part 2 to still being an absolute menace in part 3 and then looking like hes always on the verge of a cardiac arrest in part 4

8:49 No. Weather report creates weather conditions. Not the poisonous frogs. In the scene where these frogs were, they were just living around the prison and WR created a tornado, which brought them all up.

Bro things that he could beat Stray cat who almost killed the main villian☠️

Mariah is a professional assassin, I don’t think you’re going to win against her, even without her stand.

I like how realisticly they all go in the you're getting clapped exept pre-hamon Jonathan and even that's debatable.

Hes gonna get absolutely destroyed by Hierophant Green

5:35 nah that's an instant L💀💀

“I’m seeing how many I can beat in a fistfight” none cause as far as I’m aware you don’t have a stand

He is garanteed to lose against all the stands besides the ones that don't have a physical form or have conditions to activate

8:07 counterpoint, she’s a Joestar and another counterpoint, she defeated Vivano Westwood even with Survivor enhancing his strength (to be fair she was also enhanced by Survivor’s ability but still) 9:04 Whitesnake has a gun and he just use his acid trip to make you think you’ve won while slowly dying

If I had a dollar for every time Giornno lost an arm…

bro even phisically weak stands are 40 times stronger than human power like moody blues can slay the brain outta you

The truth is that 99% of stand users are kicking the shit out of any none stand user(tho stands like cheap trick,survivor and pearl jam do exist)

I seriously think Tonio, Mannish Boy, younger D'arby, and the guy with Khnum are the only characters that would lose a fight. Other than that, even the strongest actual person alive is pretty much demolished by everyone else here

6:17 abbachio does not need a stand to shatter your jaw, willy

Joseph would destroy you, I mean he took an officer Just with his hands

I love how you can tell he's never actually seen the series and is only going off what he knows from memes and shit

Alt title: 5’9 man copes hard

The fact he put superfly in "no doubt i will win" is crazy, the user can fuckin' manipulate the tower and also trap the person to die, plus if he punches the tower it'll reflect the damage back. The amount of cope is crazy

This is half of the jojo stands💀

Bro forgot, normal humans can't see stands and only stands can hurt other stands

such an underrated youtuber, the pacing, editing and overall vibe is just on spot!

4:32 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AFTER THAT IM SORRY SHIGECHI

He would have a chance to fight against Notorious B.I.G‘s stand user … just make sure he doesn‘t die

love how in every one of these types of video the youtuber gives themself way too much credit

'Yes im favored vs a dog who can make giant and perfect replicas of anything out of sand and who can suffocate me easily

A big distinction here is if he knows he is in a stand battle and another part of it if he can see the stands

He forgot that he can't see stands and it change a lot of things 💀

Bro’s confident 💀

Yes I am definitely beating a 6,3 200 pound giant who has the power to beat you up with an invisible power

"jojo stands i could never beat in a fight" ALL OF THEM Im not worthy enough to get one...

WillyNordwrench: emerald splash is a dog shit ability viewer: its an unblockable attack jotaro: ....

Hi Willy, this is my chance to tell you. I love your videos and watch almost every new you lay out! Keep up the good work.

Did he really just put Metallica in I’m favored 💀

Most if not all stand users that can punch, you lose. It's an invisible person, that you can't touch, beating you up. Also, some people in the "I'm Favored" tier should be thought through. Metallica makes a razor in your throat. Abbachio was an ex cop and could square up. Grateful Dead just ages you until you can't fight back. etc.

the only real tiers is "they're favored" and "i'm getting clapper"

Emerald Splash could literally 2-3 shot Jotaro

1:17 Oh if you only you knew about Hierophant Green's tendrils and his body possession. One entrance to your ears, mouth or nose and you're done for. XD

bro is def putting to much trust in himself

If he take out all the iron in you, you can breath but can’t take oxygen

You can't hit stray cat it will just make an air bubble making nothing happen to it

bro think he will be able to face heaven's door

That Iron deficient crack broke me

This man was lying through his ass for 9 and a half minutes straight.

I've seen your videos here and there, and it astounds me you don't have more subs despite how well you narrate, edit, and the creativity of the video concepts. You deserve way more, so I felt compelled to finally sub.

This man overdosed with copium the entire video

Nobody tell him non-stand users can't see stands

"emerald splash is a trash ability" *breaks a clock with 12 emeralds

I know this is a joke vid but oh my god you are so dead to basically everyone except maybe cheap trick but even then if you see their back you take cheap trick

Kakyoin would just draw your death and jolyne beated a guard that is ripped

Hey should redo this video on what are the chances of him winning with a random stand, like if he was told he’d get a random stand and fighting this character how confident would he be tier

You don't win against stray cat when you have a bubble in your heart

Willy: **puts risotto Nero/metallica in the I'm favored category** I'm iron deficient Me: Are you sure about that?

Bra Aramis really be out here killing invisible zombies and you think you're going to kill her

you are not winning against harvest please get real

3:16 sounds exactly like josuke

“I literally only take 8 dubs out of like 100 characters” one of them is a plant and the other is a baby 💀💀

Yeah but the chef is in like peak physical performance because of his stand.

You forget that most of these Stands can attack so fast it looks like they have multiple arms.

also the stand arrow was barely able to break the skin of the alien so what you think your fist are gonna do?

and then he remembered he cant see their stands cuz he doesnt own one

He didn't spawn frogs, the wind picked them up

Calling them “weirdest” is a severe understatement Cuz they’re rather…bizarre

you see he’s forgetting the fact the stands are invisible to him

I could won against Death 13. Not because his user is a baby, but because I can't sleep. help

He forgot that Joseph has Hamon, not just Hermit purple, so he would be soloed.

Yo my man did another jojo video

He:emerald splash is shitty me:your not a vampire with the punches of light now can you?

Ah, if only I had this much blind confidence in myself. Then I'd get more shot done. Then again, I'd also get myself more likely injured or killed as exemplified by this man.

I am a new fan of you 🔥🔥🔥

This guy is that part of america’s population that think they can fight a lion bare handed