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Best story!😀

@Brian Zeigler CD

😂 I need yo weed man number

I think everybody had this story, or similar. It’s sort of like, “Is that car still going by?” In regard to the one parallel parked on the street.

It wasn't funny. It was garbage

​@@marthajohnston4334 I agree, that comedian wasn't good at all

@@marthajohnston4334 It was a real story here in Florida

I heard you swept that crap off the floor and sold it;

Arthur Treachers off veterans highway? Trying to remember exit number

@@jennifermcgoldrick6323 it was in New Hyde Park on the south side of Jericho Turnpike east of New Hyde Park Road. They tore it down and filled in the basement and built a Taco Bell at that location.

@@MsSavagechef No, the cracklings were regularly skimmed off along with the food. We kept that location very clean and we didn’t have any roaches . . . until we got the salad bar.

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Shayne is a friggin genius

I don't have a gun but hold on

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@@brownfamily99206 ok

Alligator boys ftw! 🐊

Funny ah bc its sooo true!😂

Whoa now! I've worked at the pentagon for with a specialized contractor many years ago on separate occasions. We had just finished a project the week before 911. My heart aches every time there's a mention...now back to your comment yes that could be a piece of work...

Especially the ones with Cinnabon in them! Who can eat anything after that?

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Well played

literally laughed out loud, thanks!

People pay GOOD money to have deep fried Cajun alligator.

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And it is two tartar packets per meal too. This man knows too much 😂👌

That bit KILLED me lmmfao

No wonder there's such a problem with obesity 😬🤢

Why unfortunately? Best money I made and crumblies arw technically calles "blow off". .cause that is what it is..

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They don't really need to have or be on drugs to do crazy stuff😄 I know, I live in Florida 🥹

I was raised in Florida and spent 30 years there. So many crazy stories of my own

Thank you

​@@laurastarbrook1308 I've lived here in Florida since 1994. I know exactly what you're saying, because all you have to do here is to step outside, and the crazy is already there. It has to be something in the air, and water that causes this.

Too true!

My favorite about is, "I should rob a place instead of someone. Places have more money than someones. 😂😂😂

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No me

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Wow. An MCU reference on this channel. So unexpected 😂 but appreciated. But, be careful not to make Loki alligator 🐊 upset

Anybody, tag the time stamp

The haunted place on the planet And the dnd center Haduken

After living in FL for ONE year before....can confirm 😂

@@letsgetreal6402 🤣

Lived there for 6 years. Too many “Florida Men”😄

I’d rather have a gator thrown at me than a Palmetto bug.I men that.

Once at BK I asked for a whopper Jr. with no tomato and no onion... I got only tomato and onion. I laughed all the way home. I just couldn't be mad. LOL!😆

I went to a BK and asked for a cheese burger, but hold the burger. The girl at the window told me No. I asked why, I wanted everything else just not the burger. She still said No. I asked why, as I would pay the normal price and BK would be saving money. She still said No. Then she asked me to drive through if I wasn't going to order. I offered to pay in advance, she still said No. I gave up and did without,

Vegan food has improved a lot since then - but still when I order a vegan pizza, they will give me gluten free as well - I hate gluten free pastry! lol - I'm all good with the gluten! Just not the dead body parts of torutured animals or the fact that calves are taken away from their mothers and killed so that we can have the breast milk of the cow who is sent to slaughter when her milk production goes down. Give me gluten, not the bodily secretions of enslaved animals

​@@yppykyashould've been fired, its have it your way at BK

Burger started the veggie burger with just veggies. After they had the Impossible Burger, I ordered the veggie burger and I got only veggies. You have to say Impossible Burger.

LMAO 😂

It really happened, I live in Florida, I remember when this was reported.

Precisely 🤣🤣

That’s shayne smith! He’s hilarious!

@@pattidrier9593 Those true stories make the best humor.

As a Florida man, I didn't get what was funny about that bit.

I was literally crying!!! Great story!! 😂🤣😂🤣

His story telling ability is the best lol

That bit went on WAY too long.

That’s a true story! Watched the news video 😂

Same for the drive thru lady

Looking good Carla

yes, awesome timing and delivery.....

Florida man goes rogue. Hmmm...

A routine with an alligator weapon brilliant

I don't get off work until 9:30pm but sometimes as late as 1:30am and after working all day I just want a quick bite to eat so I'm grateful for late night drive thru.

@@ManTheManLV255 okay I will give an exception. I forgot that we can have different shifts, I'm sorry.

@@ManTheManLV255 me too! I wake at 10-10:30pm for night shift work. I LOVE not getting judged for having taco bell for breakfast 🤣

I'm Utah I'm laughing so hard

I'm texas Laughing so hard I'm shooting my gun

Hi Florida, Utah, South Carolina, and Texas. I’m North Dakota. I have nothing else to add.

The bit about long John silver was my absolute favorite somebody's gonna have to start paying for these crunchies

Shayne makes my ribs bursts

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I totally agree. I can hear their voices and immediately recognize them and can listen to their comedy routines a hundred times. Something about those two! I wish they’d go on America’s Got Talent.

Yeah, now it's essentially just political stuff with a few movies mixed in. Not much comedy there - aside from South Park. :)

I remember seeing Katt Williams old special in the 2000s. I was a little young in the 90s 😅

Ahh yes, I remember the days of way, way back. Back when MTV actually played music and History has actual History programs...

@@REALfish1552 Ya South Park isn't political satire at all.

Sure do.

True story.

And you can tell it's an authentic/true story because she was unable to control her laughter when she retold it. 😆

The best part is what so many complain about.... She was having a hard time telling it because she was laying so hard........ That alone made it soooo much funnier.

😂ikr? Who is she? does she have other stuff? Love her!

That was Royal Palm right?

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Lol

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Way too many other choices to settle for spudway.

Used to be here in GA. they were the go-to if you didn't like making salads at home, and there was plenty of meat. Good luck now at about 60% higher price with 20% less meat! 😢

We call them cracklin's

Crunchies. You can order them in the states as well.

It's a regular occurrence in the States too, but mostly in the south.

Yes the crackling are the best! Love them.

They probably taste delicious there! Original!

You should check out other Shayne Smith shows

I am crying it is soo good. I mean This is in Florida a state attached to the US where we live. Oh man

I pictured him holding it as a gun and was disappointed when he just threw it 😂😂😂.

The alligator didn't deserve this abuse! Poor little guy. Let him go home to eat frogs and fishes and drunk duck hunters.

exactly

We have something like that in fish and chip shops in the UK, but they're called scraps. Bits of batter from the deep fat fryer that come off the battered fish. They're really nice too, but they used to be free :(

Scraps are free 🎉

Love the high stabdard of clean comedy.

I'm sure I've annoyed my neighbors at 5:30 in the morning. Great stuff!

Happy happy, joy joy!!!

I’m glad you fount or what you like 😃

Too close! It's a dry bar.

Happens everywhere in Australia.

That really is a thing. McDs made a deal with the ice cream maker co. There is a thing in it that says when it's supposed to be cleaned, but it has to wait so long after, but they don't wait and it screws up the machine so they have to have a repairman from that co. fix it. It isn't in the instructions so they keep doing it (so the co. gets more money from service calls). McDs is the only one that has that machine. The managers just get tired of calling it in. (I heard it from this guy on You Tube who investigates all sorts of corporate , political scandals and stuff.) Evidently Every McDonalds has it. I love ice cream when travelling. They Never have a working machine no matter where it is. It's sort of like fast food click bait. It's a pretty well-known thing. Just pretend it's not on the menu, because it isn't.

@@julien.4617 Not quite true, Julie. I was a McManager in the mid-80s. Cleaning the machine requires full disassembly, which takes nearly an hour. No ice cream usually means lazy closers who didn't clean the machine properly.

@@philliphayden2727 Okay. That's not what the repairman's manual says.

@@julien.4617 I'm quite sure any manual doesn't mention lazy closers.

Never not laugh? 😁

He's brilliant!

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I'm from Florida. More like don't believe in death.

Plant city florida here an yes deaths nothing but something to do to most here.

I learned never to leave work in your work uniform when I was accosted in my peppermint striped smock by someone who mistook me for an employee of the big hotel around the corner. They demanded directions somewhere--I had only lived there less than a week, so when I said I'm sorry, but I do not know, they told me they would go to the front desk and have me fired. I was just in there because they had good air conditioning and the bench by the elevators was a good place to read my book. BTW, what hotel has people uniformed in peppermint striped smocks? I worked at the candy store just around the corner.

@@MsSavagechef what gets me the most about your post is that even IF you did work at the fancy hotel what makes any patron think every single employee should know directions & threaten to get you fired for not knowing?!! What an absolute creep 😖

You still work at Subway? You deserve better Alyssa

@@Elhastezy888or good people like you, it’s probably hard to believe, but a large number of the hospitality industry’s customers behave this way. I worked for 27 years in restaurants, mostly fine dining, I even took/ passed the Sommelier exam; I was condescended to, insulted and disrespected by my rich customers regularly. It seems the majority of the rich believe they are entitled to this behavior. On my part, I was of course hurt then, upset… you couldn’t say anything because you would lose your job( it’s still like that for waiters everywhere). In 2019, and this is only one example, I was fired at 10pm on the spot, escorted off the premises of a prestigious hotel in Chicago, after having worked there for 3.5 years, having the most seniority. The reason? Two customers by the door, black ladies, were looking at the chocolate display in my restaurant. I was working alone, had 28 customers I was taking care of, who arrived all in the same time from the theater. And, as per the hotel’s refusal to hire us a busboy or dishwasher, I was by myself, with 28 customers. However, I answered all the questions of the two ladies, about the chocolates: where are they made? Do we have some dairy- free? How much? When I said the price, they shrugged, $3.50 a chocolate, half inch, it’s expensive,of course. They kept telling me they are not buying, just looking. I told them I’d be there if they needed anything. They said repeatedly, don’t worry, we’re just looking. Ok. I was running around taking care of my 28 customers. At some point, the two ladies asked me which chocolate was good. Sweat was dripping from my forehead, my breath short from running, and I was running not because I wasn’t able to handle 28 people, because I am a professional, but since the hotel wouldn’t hire any staff, and ignored our requests to buy wine glasses, I was running constantly in the back to wash the 6-7 glasses we had and cool them with paper towels and run to serve wine in them. So, I look at these ladies, who reassured me they didn’t want to buy any chocolates, but are now asking me which one was good. I told them they’re all good. They really are, simple as that, these are gourmet chocolates. Their names alone: Champagne Raspberry, Caramel Truffle…these arrived in special, temperature controlled boxes, were high quality. At that, the younger one, in her late 30s, laughed and said that they can’t be all good. I looked at her. I said: It’s ok, you’re not buying any. And I had to run. They left, went to the front desk, complained about me, and the security officer, who was a friend, had to escort me right out. I felt like my heart was crushed. How was I wrong?

​@camicocis-vk4wv you probably weren't wrong. Given the strong reaction despite all the context and your seniority, I have to wonder if they "pulled the race card." Because businesses don't want the slightest perception of this, even when it's not happening, they often give a severe response to distance themselves from that perception.

Shoot, in some places you could get a fast food breakfast for $.59

Still in the 90s too. $.59 breakfasts, dollar menu lunch, and I’d forgotten that the whopper was ever $.99.

I disliked hushpuppies so I ordered Long John Silvers/ Captain D's without hushpuppies. Then I would be asked if I wanted a breadstick or the fried fish crumbs? I always take the crumbs, and got them for free.

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UNTRACEABLE YO!🤥😂

Is that being Eco friendly? LOL great true story

It's an arms race, dude.

@@ladyvincenza 🤣🤣🤣

Shayne is the best. I mean...you already know that, of course. 😉

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He's CLEARLY the Mountain Dew guy.

@@whoexactlydoyoubelieve2824 not the neck tattoo guy? No the mtn dew guy

There is multiple Florida man stories in newspapers about gators going through all sorts of things. He's not necessarily talking about James. Usually happens a few times a year...

@@bayoubilly5176 its him. He's the ONLY one who THREW an Alllllligator threw a WENDY'S DRIVE through WINDOW. Facts dont lie.;) you're welcome.

@@bayoubilly5176, Don't worry. I'm sure you have solid alibis. LOL

He should be under orders to keep away from alligators too. He’s a bad influence.

I don’t know why I find that last part so funny. “Stay away from Wendy’s. You clearly can’t handle it.”

Florida is the BEST!!!!! Free and easy! Laid back, fun loving and beautiful! Nothing common or boring! 😎🌴🌺💥🌻. Reason EVERYONE comes on vacation!!! We vacation all the time!!!

You can still eat them being vegan, it's just fried batter.

How do you know someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll announce it.

Brian yes but Dennis hasn't had new material in about 20 yrs he was funny but not so much anymore i do wish he'd come up with something new to say. :) i do like them both but can't listen to Dennis anymore I've heard all his jokes too many times. i mean they all repeat old stuff but Dennis just never has anything new.

@@supposedly1-2 His last bit about " Apply within " was just not funny, like at all. Acting like it's an absurd concept. Apparently he hasn't applied for a job since the advent of the internet, because I feel like that's what's being said, even if they weren't it's still not an outrageous thing to put on a marquee

Hilarious bit!!

Don't forget subway. They were bashing on them too LOL

calm down, that was only in the intro. everyone loves you.

Spudway bashes itself with the "" food"" there.

can we talk about the gator from wendys for a second-

It takes all that time to tell the whole story. I know it by heart.

He had a 30 min special and it was a single joke but it was amazing

@@Martys-4x4 Florida dude of course.

Who

He used the drive-thru. hahahahaha

Really didn't find his story telling skills that great.

@@zigzag7194 Is all about the humor in the story telling. This is a comedian monologue. You need to approach it with that mindset. Yes I've watched many that are plain boring, so much so, that they shouldn't be called comedy, but this is not one of them. But to each it's own. I like it.

@@zigzag7194 I agree. All that shouting he did was quite annoying. Couldn't wait for it to be over. It was dragged out way too long as the punch line was actually the opening sentence.

How long have you been in Florida? Give it time

Agree. I said that, then deleted it for fear of being attacked by his fans! He's good but that just went on forever...

Yea, he's so funny

I watch his special every few months. Its for my mental health!

I've never had them when I lived in the CONUS and now I feel like I'm missing out. 😄 I'm potentially a crumb-buying dude and I don't even know it! 😩

I thought they only did this in my area. The money the waste in advertising is crazy. Still do not have any Sonic any where near me just commercials...so congratulations on finding the elusive Sonic 🥳👏👏👏🎉

@40:30 in case anyone wants it

The city I live in was dumb enough to turn down Sonic

Ours opened briefly. It recently closed due to the pandemic

@@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 And the PR Marketing team now own thir own island!