Jokes! with Nick Swardson (BLUE CARD COLLECTION)
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2 жыл бұрынNorm Macdonald, Adam Eget and Nick Swardson do some blue card jokes.
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@ididntevenknowhewassick6315 2 жыл бұрын
0:00 Norm’s a big fat guy 0:33 I’m on acid cut my dick off 0:48 Great Gatsby in 3D 1:09 I think my doctor might be retarded… 1:20 Jiro Dreams of Sushi 1:42 Man dribbles soccer ball, dies 2:05 PAIN and GAIN 2:23 More of a factoid 2:40 Dogs run to get high 3:15 Another man cutting his cock off 3:27 Barbara Walters is in the news 3:48 Papa John’s coke dealer 4:13 Sesame Street welcomes Armando 4:30 TIME magazine’s most influential people 4:54 More of a comment really 5:04 Hate speech is wrong 5:27 Last joke
@abrahamlincoln9758 Жыл бұрын
1:39 "Unwatchable" 4:10 "I'm a big fat guy"
@BigDandyGames Жыл бұрын
“Now I’m against hate speech, but read that.”
@ADF366 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Norm gives the shittiest jokes to Adam and his delivery just makes it even worse 🤣
@acehilm. 2 жыл бұрын
That's funny but also true.
@SamuelCAsh-ns3wm Жыл бұрын
It is true but I don’t think Adam gets enough credit for being a great straight man and whipping boy.
@bdroie 2 ай бұрын
Adam egret played his role perfectly, show wouldn’t have been the same without him
@maxarvo9918 28 күн бұрын
@@SamuelCAsh-ns3wm he's particularly good at the 'being whipped' bit. but that's just because of prior experience
@skepticalobserver7484 2 жыл бұрын
Nick Swardsen and Norm go together so well. His mind can jump to absurd and hilarious tangents in a way very similar to Norm, and he’s one of the VERY few people I can think of who, when paired with Norm, makes me laugh as much as Norm does. Brilliant.
@ididntevenknowhewassick6315 2 жыл бұрын
Great observation. It’s a bummer so many of norm’s guests had a much more sterile headspace, much less yes anding
@nickkk420 Жыл бұрын
It's also one of the few times I've seen nick genuinely happy in a pod cast
@tonygibson5171 2 жыл бұрын
“ I’m against hate speech, but read that.” - Lol, love the Tom Myers bong hit transplant in there. BHT is such a classic bit.
@johnnykebab3299 Жыл бұрын
I’m gay
@VaultRadio Жыл бұрын
Clop clop The British are coming dude
@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289 7 ай бұрын
@@johnnykebab3299you too?
@BrianTheeFirst 25 күн бұрын
Classic hit as I would say
@thaatrain10 2 жыл бұрын
Easily the best jokes segment in the series
@user-io8sz7tf9t Ай бұрын
nick swardson rocks
@madextreme2682 Жыл бұрын
"Reviewers are calling it everything from shit to fucking shit" That was so simple yet so funny
@redumbrella6832 2 жыл бұрын
Bong hit transplant is the greatest joke of the 21st century
@geraldpulido5540 2 жыл бұрын
Its being challenged by shaubs mexican cookie joke
@beatsbydare Жыл бұрын
I don’t think I get it
@redumbrella6832 Жыл бұрын
@@beatsbydare You're not innate enough
@beatsbydare Жыл бұрын
@@redumbrella6832 I want to get it
@billcrotts5456 Жыл бұрын
@@beatsbydare it's Tom Myers bit
@aaronwilliams8046 2 жыл бұрын
The "unwatchable" quip always makes me laugh.
@stevowilliams8279 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, bong hit transplant, a fellow man of culture I see...
@mrdankjank 2 жыл бұрын
We’re all gay here bud
@johnladelfa5764 2 жыл бұрын
He was in a fugue
@billcrotts5456 2 жыл бұрын
I've tried pot
@theomen7665 2 жыл бұрын
Respect
@cont600ml 2 жыл бұрын
@@billcrotts5456 as someone that have tried pot i could aplaud but i dont feel like lifting my arms dude
@realChewky Жыл бұрын
0:54 the first sign Norm was dying. Honestly, what the heck Norm? Get it together my man!
@recentlybeheaded 2 жыл бұрын
Nick seems like such a cool guy.
@BOBINDUN 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody funnier
@tangibleandroid285 2 жыл бұрын
Um.........so does your mom.
@billcrotts5456 Жыл бұрын
@@BOBINDUN what about Kevin Nealon?
@BOBINDUN Жыл бұрын
@@billcrotts5456 nobody funnier
@zachrat9083 Жыл бұрын
@@billcrotts5456 nobody funnier
@RyanCoomer 2 жыл бұрын
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of buffe
@mkultra2456 2 жыл бұрын
You got any crack?
@bottomlinebassin2001 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@ripdajacker23 2 жыл бұрын
They’re an instant hit. Next time bring more than 6 you jerk!!
@RyanCoomer 2 жыл бұрын
@@ripdajacker23 sorry and WILL DO!!!!!
@mkultra2456 2 жыл бұрын
@@RyanCoomer Also bring some crack.
@alm3872 2 жыл бұрын
I love Nick, he's up there with Kevin Nealon.
@ididntevenknowhewassick6315 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@nondescriptusername3665 2 ай бұрын
Weeelll I don’t know…
@mikeh6286 Жыл бұрын
"Unwatchable!" Thanks Adam! Perfect delivery.
@jacks1478 7 ай бұрын
Bong hit transplant was an amazing addition
@prestonheit1582 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao nice Tom Myers callout
@fjames3rd 2 жыл бұрын
One of my absolute favorite blue card reads from the show.
@jrrd4069 2 жыл бұрын
Norm and Nick are amazing together...wish they would have done Nevada together.
@mno7pro323 2 жыл бұрын
Man this was great Nick Swardson is definitely up there with the great Kevin Nealon... except for one thing
@Chunkieta 4 ай бұрын
The hypocrisy, or something he cut off?
@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700 2 жыл бұрын
"...they're all fine people"
@uGotGot1618 2 жыл бұрын
The near infinite loop of normisms he almost gets caught in at :53 is unreal haha "Eh, ee, uh, ee, eh, ee, uh"
@rowanmakesmemes7301 2 жыл бұрын
The 4 dead thumbs up had me laughing
@bobbyjollins8091 Жыл бұрын
run to seven eleven for a moldy old banana
@fallout3freak360 6 ай бұрын
Hey buddy she’s just had a surgery
@johnmurdoch8534 2 жыл бұрын
Nick swardson is great here
@andreaholcock8992 Жыл бұрын
Came for Nicky, stayed for Tom Myers shoutout
@Kenyanon 2 жыл бұрын
lmfao bong hit transplant
@nickelastic Жыл бұрын
Was that last line Nick mentioned about ‘meta World Peace comedy’ a reference to Sam Hyde, Nick Rochefort & Charles Carroll show?
@noahblowingless6435 2 жыл бұрын
The Hispanic Sesame Street character joke punchline shoulda been “and stabbed the letters S and A” Missed opportunity
@ididntevenknowhewassick6315 2 жыл бұрын
lol nice
@seanolaocha940 Жыл бұрын
I swear Norm's terrible jokes get funnier every time you watch them
@user-io8sz7tf9t Ай бұрын
he never really tried to appeal much to anyone else it always seemed like whether it was an award show, snl, or the view he was just doing whatever he thought would be funniest to him like bombing on purpose. you can tell he had a ton of fun with this show, doing stupid jokes with a bunch of his friends it was kinda perfect for him
@DestroyYouAlot 8 ай бұрын
holy shit, the Tom Myers bong hit transplant cutaway
@scoobboot Жыл бұрын
Nice work on the bong hit transplant
@danielwiberg6757 10 ай бұрын
I love how Norm's blue cards fit what he thinks works with his guests. By these you can see who are Norm's closest friends/guests.
@travim4314 2 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite episode.
@randymarsh4182 2 жыл бұрын
as a deeply closeted gay man, i truly enjoyed this.
@thenigglefish2682 2 ай бұрын
The inclusion of Tom Myers is top tier 🔥
@briangrelling8476 Ай бұрын
The Tom Meyers edit was brilliant
@terryballsack69 2 жыл бұрын
BONG HIT TRANSPLANT
@StingWolfpack 2 жыл бұрын
"thats weird right" lol
@Super_Kramer 2 жыл бұрын
i miss norm, man. just read the book running the light and wasnt ready for that third act. love you guys.
@OGRE_HATES_NERDS 2 жыл бұрын
reading= nerd
@gabagoolenjoyer 2 жыл бұрын
Steve definitely wrote the great Gatsby one.
@ACWilderness 2 жыл бұрын
Did you cut out Adam's joke!? Lmao
@danielm4114 2 жыл бұрын
Nice touching finding the articles referenced in the jokes. Swardson's blue card segment and the Furley banter is some top tier OGNML
@lornadryden5650 Жыл бұрын
Nick does norms jokes the best
@madforit2 2 жыл бұрын
easily the best jokes section
@tammymayeaux328 2 жыл бұрын
I liked the dvd commentary! I swear norm brought out the funniest out of everyone
@martyduke3139 2 жыл бұрын
Loved Nick's hate stutter!
@frankkoshel7181 2 жыл бұрын
That was more a hate Tourette’s than a hate stutter
@turdjenbensonson5521 Жыл бұрын
4:20 what you looking at ayy(A)🤣🤣🤣
@MadKingOfMadaya 2 ай бұрын
*_3:45_**_ ”Yapping” before it was cool_*
@Complex_Addition Жыл бұрын
This one's more like a factoid ! LOOL !
@calmdown.8213 Жыл бұрын
I love the edits so much I’m so happy you did that thank you
@ReeTM Жыл бұрын
Lovely stuff. Thank you!
@jeffpierce71 2 жыл бұрын
Love the edits on these.
@CarlosMarquez-kx3wm 2 жыл бұрын
It encourages dogs to run again 🐕..................................................................... to 7-11 for a slurpie 🧐😂
@BenOgorek 11 ай бұрын
This must have been when Norm read the 9/11 card, but it’s not here. Really would love to see it in context
@johnmsosa Жыл бұрын
the last joke delivery was perfect
@sakurad49 4 ай бұрын
like actually yes
@shnast-tv2 2 жыл бұрын
Nice remix. 👍🔥🔥
@realChewky Жыл бұрын
4:28 of course they are lol. Norm once said he would not make fun of someone he didn't love, he wasn't being racist.
@walterlippmann6292 7 ай бұрын
bong hit transplant
@supdog5923 7 ай бұрын
Nick and his dad really hit it off, hit it off the park playing catch with his favourite dad in the street
@andrewfoster5122 2 жыл бұрын
Damn I hadn’t heard that Armando joke
@nikolacatlak9875 Жыл бұрын
yes the images do help with the comedy!
@cadenbariekman5656 6 ай бұрын
I fucking love sarcasm it’s my gain and defense
@imma5269 9 ай бұрын
I love the inclusion of the GOAT Tom Myers
@bajaborracho9139 2 жыл бұрын
That's funny I smoked some weed in my truck on the way to the gym and suddenly found myself craving a cola slurpee. 7/11. Yes it was glorious.
@jesseriekenberg1724 Жыл бұрын
My two fav KZfaq clip genres, cumtown and Norm have collided finally
@danwroy 2 жыл бұрын
Norm Illustrated
@BRANDON-FJB 2 жыл бұрын
Nick is actually HUGE now lmao
@timewithoutconsequence4611 2 жыл бұрын
At least there will be no more dry meat.
@carlshiles1893 Жыл бұрын
A poppa, uh pappa, uh poppa, uh what do you call it? Pappa Johns?
@tylerallen9311 2 жыл бұрын
Was definitely not expecting Tom Myers
@stuartpidassle7658 3 ай бұрын
“You know I agains hate speech but read that”
@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700 2 жыл бұрын
The only man funnier than kevin nealon.
@mattp.4329 2 жыл бұрын
I Like that woman who plays Madea.
@bottomlinebassin2001 2 жыл бұрын
Accomplished Comedian: Sinbad
@mattp.4329 2 жыл бұрын
@@bottomlinebassin2001 Byron Allen
@mattp.4329 2 жыл бұрын
@@bottomlinebassin2001 please include his title: Accomplished Comedian
@lockebrady8005 Жыл бұрын
Tom Myers shoutout. 💀😆
@arcarson1253 28 күн бұрын
'Meta world peace comedy.'... did swardson reference Sam Hyde at the end?
@Snoozelightable 6 ай бұрын
Did Nick Swardson say he likes World Peace?????? MDE NEVER DIES
@nopenope2632 2 жыл бұрын
Good stuff just disappointed the last “falling pianos” joke wasn’t added.
@Gvozd111 2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that some of the jokes are actually based on real news
@Mark_908 Жыл бұрын
Amazing edit, better than source
@jedward5155 2 жыл бұрын
It says here on this card.
@austinhellems9724 2 жыл бұрын
Norm doesn't hold a candle to tom meyers !!! The bong hit transplant king !
@walterlippmann6292 7 ай бұрын
"I'm against hate speech but read that"
@otisgolightly3680 2 жыл бұрын
I think it would be funny if maybe tom myers told that 7/11 joke but it was Paul Revere riding to seven eleven saying "the British want slurpees dude" idk maybe
@MoDeegroes Жыл бұрын
How do i get the full episodes of Norm's shows?
@swapmeetlus4096 Жыл бұрын
“To run…..TO 7/11 FOR A SLURPY!!!” Gif damnit I miss norm v.v
@robhubbell1339 Жыл бұрын
if you keep in mind that its a true story, pain and gain, is actually a good movie.
@billythekid22220 Жыл бұрын
When did this air?
@matthewsmclaurin6862 Жыл бұрын
We miss you norm
@natedoggrevolution 2 жыл бұрын
Richard Clock
@TimBurtonTim Жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the Martha Stewart joke?
@crboxRTS 5 ай бұрын
When is he going to Reno?
@tommyfleur7649 Жыл бұрын
I'm a big fat guy
@roomate00 Жыл бұрын
3:14
@eeyagone1 2 жыл бұрын
Where's Jet Blue airlines .?
@CJFabes 2 жыл бұрын
Uh.... 9/11 airlines?
@ididntevenknowhewassick6315 2 жыл бұрын
Ah fuck did I forget to include that one? I forgot on account the powers that be cut that joke out of the final version of the episode
@ididntevenknowhewassick6315 2 жыл бұрын
Fortunately it aired lived so we have it. They tried to take away blood and bones from us too
@VictorHernandez-eq5ns 9 ай бұрын
Hey man are you still alive?
@nunziomeatballs 2 жыл бұрын
Meta world peace comedy?
@jedward5155 2 жыл бұрын
“Unwatchable.”
@johnmike121 2 жыл бұрын
What? Pain and Gain was hilarious haha
@thecryingshame Жыл бұрын
I'm against hate speech but read THIS
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