10$ a suck

That may be your rate, sir. Adam charges $15, soft hands! **Under the Queensboro Bridge

​@@weaksignal8009 he's making minimum wage now???

You decided to comment, and it was a good thing, we laughed and we thank you

I heard he upped his prices to $25 and went out of business

Exactly! It is obvious by the way he remember the bits pretty much word for word. He is definitely a fan, and there is no doubt that he has seen those clips many times.

A true Normaholic.

i love shane gillis! i like a guy who knows his way around a funnel cake

@@kanyeasada7129 I’d love to see him on my toilet eating a rueben

@@xedasxedas helplessly addicted to the terrible drug of… Normohol

“He would just go on about smokestacks and aerial photos”

It can be tricky, you look into stuff thinking "How could anyone actually think...." and then you go down the rabbit hole yourself and start talking about "buoyancy" (a flat earther thing). Norm putting the truther's words into Adam's mouth is pretty funny.

Norm was not only 1000x more intelligent than these guys, but he was also 1000x more well read. For anyone to casually dismiss the “ chimney height” comment shows that your an idiot. His referencing of the chimney height was a large bread crum/ dog whistle which would lead any intelligent individual with the ability to think for themselves, straight to a document known as the Leuchter Report. Fred Leuchter was an USA engineer that built 3 gas chambers for jail executions. He went to Germany and studied the “gas chambers” from a expert engineering perspective, and gave his testimony under oath, in a trial that there was no mathematical possibility that those structures could have been used as gas execution chambers. Norm was pointing people to the truth and all the idiots here missed it.

My brother started doing this with one of his friends. Also, he'll throw out accusations of his friend being in love with him. So my tag is always "which one is worse though".

Boring unfunny Hollywood people.

Kassem was such a puss

Maybe there’s something to this guy…

​@mithrandirthegrey7644 "Oh I'll just smile and look uncomfortable. Don't want to lose my job" They were just fear-filled like most of Hollywood, taking themselves and everything around them too seriously. That's what made Norm special; held almost nothing sacred (and maybe nothing at all, toward the end). That's a REAL joker, unlike most of the pussies that called themselves comedians of his generation

Gilbert Gottfried has the best comeback of all the guest when he responds “I’ve been saying this for years” hahahah

I was gonna call this out, so happy to see this in the comments.

I disagree .. I felt more so a level of discomfort and "dealing with it"

no he didnt, he pussied out like a little bitch in the end... jesus christ

@@MatthewGill-nv4tbwatch it again, he added to the joke

@herenow4550 added to it..... that's a sad attempt.... where's Andy now.... nowhere..... Where's norm? Off battling cancers in some crazy war.... surrounded by blood and bone PS NINE ELEVEN

Andy Samberg leans into everything. It’s exhausting.

That’s why norm liked him tho. It was his test. A quick game of hot potato with a horrible topic lmao

Norm’s reaction is priceless. Never seen a young person make him laugh like that. Usually the youngest to crack him like that is Eget lmao

That whole segment is great. Norm really seemed to love Samberg and vice versa.

@@tammurray8576 I mean it would be extremely fair to assume sandberg/TLI was super influenced by norm given their age and general comedic style

It sounds REALLY dumb, but that is my favorite single piece of Norm material of his whole career 😂

@@pio1483 norm is the smartest idiot to ever walk the earth lmao. A big reason why he’s among my greatest list

Yes! Running joke with my friends. Amazing ❤

That’s how I discovered Norm, I saw that clip in some compilation and even with no context it made me laugh and I had to know who it was. Then down the rabbit hole I went, loved him ever since.

It was a national tragedy

Oh now, Gilbert! You're going to get in trouble again... 😏

It reminds me of that tragedy..

I’ll tell ya who’s to blame. You guessed it - Frank Stallone.

Sort of makes you look back… and chuckle.

​@@TomMcMahonMUSICor so the Germans would have us believe.

No, Bob was never in a Nazi prison camp.

I never caught the brilliance of that until I read it out of context in your comment. Thank you sir!

2 of the greatest to ever do the damn thing

Norm had many guests that were near death on his show. I wonder in hindsight if he did this because he often thought about his mortality and how little time he had left in this world. It also explains why he became so bound to his faith. I recall Norm being a judge on the last comic standing and just destroying a comic for doing jokes about religion.

How did I never understand that joke until now lmao. I've seen that clip 30 times

It's those eyes... hypnotic

15 dollars a man ain't what it used to be

Inflation

@@JoeAugustAcoustic lmao this is why the community is the best

He was on rogan's pod before this

@@will3xv tbh while I prefer the podcast and his standup for my personal taste, I think his book is the most objectively impressive achievement of his career. its so goddamn hard to write a novel that good and it legitimately was on par with classic literature imo

It's spelled Egret, like the bird.

A dolt's dolt

It is

I liked the child aping

And soft hands

@@jesperkarlsson597 Haha. Whenever an old friend texts me out of the blue and they ask how I'm doin' I always say I'm working under the Queensboro bridge jerking off punks for $15 a man. Haha

I wonder where he gets his ideas from

From Ralph's....Beverly Hills Ralph's

Don’t forget his very reasonable wage of just 15$

It was. Adam Eget just doesn't get it. You'd think a man who knows the true story about the Holocaust could connect the dots a little better.

I always thought the same thing. A true master

I recall in an interview he thought about after he died the only thing that would change is on his Wikipedia was all the "Is" will be changed to "Was".

So true

There is an old Woody Allen joke about a Friedrich Nietzsche book/quote that goes "God is Dead... I didn't even know he was sick". I suspect it was in reference to that.

It was the redemption of that sad, contrived event.

“Maybe there’s something to this guy” is such a great line.

If you can find all of the episodes from his KZfaq show, it's all hilarious. There's 3 seasons.. they got removed when Netflix got the rights... Also he did some live Masters podcasts that had some funny bits in them. He loved fucking with Super Dave

adam probably has tons of great stories abt Norm

the meanest dogs of all are often found guarding concentration camps

Was that the episode with Super Dave? And he just keeps saying “do you know what you just read?” 😂

@@ben6993 "Did you write that? Did you just SAY that?!?" "well, I read it" "...you read that??"

“Didn’t have as good of a ring to it” 💀

It was even funnier when he did his ventriloquist act when he called in to Adam Carolla's radio show over the phone.

@@Bonez0r Mostly in the Dennis Miller show...Rusty was his name (and it was not a puppet!)

@@fegoru My mistake, I meant Dennis Miller 🙂

@@Bonez0r Two wrongs don't make a right.

That’s a great idea

He got em at Ralph’s. The Beverly Hills one

From his bathroom

Or, without a word, slip 15 dollars into his hand.

What happened to Norm?

@@the_cheap_ones He's an old chunk of coal that turned into a diamond

@@the_cheap_ones he went home

He'll be behind the couch

What? He’s dead??

@@jprz3837 I didn’t know he was sick

why what happened?

@@areyoutheregoditsmedave He fell… into the gaze.

dude was like 60 though

Andy did a bit on James Franco's Roast that was very reminiscent of the one Norm did on Saget's.

Well, 9/11 WAS a national tragedy.

Oh don't laugh at 9/11...

"You set me up!"

Why did you laugh at that?

Yes, it was genius.

Same, was working crazy long hrs at one point, Norm got me through it

I had that .. got to see him live.. died a year later

Did you prefer the letterman or Miller compilation?

​@davidwujczyk3037 Same. January 2020. Oroville, CA. 2 months before they shutdown all the stuff. So glad we got to see him.

It made the whole thing perfect 😆

"oh, this character? no, you don't wanna talk to him"

Doing a ventriloquist act on the radio is the craziest thing I've ever heard of... Completely in character for Norm. Dennis couldn't contain his self!!

“I don’t wanna get him out of the bag. First of all, he’s plain wrong.”

Dennis and his friends laughing at Norm's jokes like Palpatine and Yoda will always make me laugh.

@@GyzelE the best part is that he called in to do a visual bit.

Agreed, I have to assume Netflix picked his more famous peers (like people from SNL, Letterman, and Chappell) rather than people who might’ve actually been closer with him like Adam. Which is definitely unfortunate.

Because Netflix picked people that would help cross promote their other shows. All of the people have or had a Netflix show

He was busy under the Queensboro bridge

you've been wondering why? A certain tribe of people who run Netflix doesn't take kindly to holocaust deniers, buddy

@@kenneth6211 that made me chuckle. That joke just doesn't get old lol

Best straight man since Bud Abbott.

I didn’t even know he was sick

I didn't even know he was sick

No serious comments guys

I didn't even know he was sick

@@ZackariahDHanna jesus

100%

My favorites are "I think the problem is that some people might not know what the concentration camps are" and "Towards the end?"

Sometimes he is funny in his own right, and sometime he is funny in the character he plays. "Towards the end?" is my favourite of 'real' Adam

schaub lives rent free in all the haterz hearts lol i see comments about him even when he isnt mentioned.

male amy schumer

schumer and schaub

yeah but does he crush puss?

Schaub wants to be Logan Paul but even Logan clowned on him

I didn't even know he was sick

Appreciate it❤

$1 for the quality, $14 for the privilege

you’re paying for the name brand lips

May counter inflation by jerking off even more punks than before.

Is he a “businessman” as Kanye would say

I was charged $17!! Looking back the blonde hair and glasses oh gawd it's was Andy Dick!

The "bathtub gin" line has me dying every time

listen, two wrongs don't make a right