"The rocket launcher? I guess I'll keep it" *instantly sets it to junk*

Been without wifi for the past few days today. Still watched your videos, even though I have limited data. Quality videos.

hey joltz you should play this game called borderlands its really cool

"I've never broken a bone before. Never." **Knocks on wood** XD

“Marcus here! I’ve got an opportunity for you. Come see me at my place in T-Bone JONK SHONN!”

2:50 casually knocks on wood to prevent having a broken bone in the futer I'm dead 😂

Joltz your videos have helped me the most out of all borderlands vids and you’re the best keep up the great work dude👍

"i have one key lets go for it" *has 43 keys*

Blgoty: has scream tearing like crazy on xbox one and ps4 Gearbox: we added a tree.

Hello traveler there are new missions available on the T bone junction bounty board

Nobody: People that drink milk: 2:48

4:44 he turns into Kermit the frog for a second

Joltz: The Master of Defying Fall Damage!

Moxxi: My Joltz: SKIP My + SKIP = moxxis depression

"I've never broken a bone, ever" knocks on wood* lmao

That “joltz has a broken grip” joke aged like the oldest wine in a store’s shelves

i have never broken a bone....ever.... "knocks on desk or wall" i couldn't tell XD

YESSS I just got off work to see this in my notifications I'm so happy...keep up the great work joltz never fail to entertain me and make me smile lol

Maybe you know it but in the goty you can MERGE WEAPONS!! Drop a gun, fill your Inventar up till its full. Then lock your guns you have equipped. Then go to the weapon on the ground, hold your pick up button. When your gun is invisible swap them with your arrows. When you have the effect on your weapon you shouldn't switch it because the effect would be lost :)

2:30 Moxy:My Joltz: *SKIP* *derpy DERP derpy DERP DERP derp*

3:07 ah yes. I too love "build" build mordecai. A man of culture I see.

joltz is an amazing ytuber been watching for like 5 yrs

So glad to see the playthroughs back!

Here’s the mordercai over 50 percent of people asked for

Oh yes I've been waiting on this since Remastered came out

6:59 most violent thing ive ever heard joltz say

Joltz: Gimme that b i r d. Me, an intellectual: BIRD UP *BUM BUM BUM*

Joltz: (has never broken a bone) Joltz: Guys let's hit this gnarly trickshot Joltz: *breaks his wrist trying to do a trick shot*

Oh snap, Joltz is back in stream-highlights business! Awesome.

THE FIRST OF THE REMASTERED PLAYTHROUGH SERIES YESSSSSS. I think I’m actually gonna max level all the characters in the remastered edition instead of just Roland and Lilith

Completes bl2 over 50 times. Forgot Roland dies

Its sooooooo good to see you back on playthroughs

I'm new to this channel (been playing Borderlands for about 8 and a half years tho) but I watched all his Borderlands playlists and I'm very excited for this

4:45 that red screen is sometimes scary

Can't tell you how much I've been waiting for this to come back

Moxxi: my Joltz: SKIP

When you forgot about Roland, got some maddddd Bunkers and badasses vibes lmaooo

I’m most certainly looking forward to that max level build build

I still haven't played the first borderlands. XD Is the remastered good?

I love how you knocked on wood after saying you never broke a bone

Great video Joltz after watching your streams and video I got back into playing borderlands again I do appreciate it cause I love playing borderlands

Damn you start with two legendary weapons holy moly

"I've never broken a bone ever" Immediately followed by a *knock knock* is the sort of thing you'd see in a horror film or skit lmaooo

no highlight of scooter's quote on truck engine :(

I wish yoteslaya was alive to play this, f for respects 😔

Joltz on the main poster of bl3 there is a psycho. Today on Instagram borderlands said to take another look at this picture. I did. First there are roses with characters faces on them. Second the big psycho in the middle is kreig because you can tell with his buzz axe and his tattoos. Now we know that kreig is the father that the calypsos refer to

Like that knock on wood you did for never have broken a bone

Finally this is going to be a great playthrough

Joltzdude i'm pretty sure super grenade jump doesn't work in the remastered as i have tried it and failed

You know what would be fun to see? Mordecai without his eye goggles or his head covered in Border 3

HI Joltz, Love your videos, Keep up the good work.

“I’ve never broke a bone, ever.” *Knocks on wood*

Yeeessssss! At last! I missed you joltz.

The one second bloodwing build is funny

Awe man, I love Fyrestone in BL1. It feels like home.

Borderlands 1 still looks amazing. I like it that you fight more Legendary weapons in chests.

2:50 *knocks wood* *breaks knuckles*

“Also Roland too.. oh oh I forgot” Made me crack up

8:57 Weapons in Terraria have the same quirk if they don't have autoswing. If you spam attack then you don't swing as fast. However, if you space it out and get a nice rhythm going then you can swing, or attack, a bit faster.

who sets a rocket to junk? *Joltz*

I attempted farming the Reavers Edge Penetrator on the remaster today and I got it on my first attempt! Weird thing is its called Reavers Edge but has orange text. They fixed the Penatrator rarity as well as the Draco but not the name of the Draco.

Why is that tree there though? If I recall right, one of the things about Pandora in the Borderlands lore is that it has no or at least very little trees. They even reference it at the beginning of the Zombey DLC with the little girl asking Marcus what trees are.

Just realized Kriege and 9 toes both say you woke the wrong dog

that door knocking got me.....

The cobra sniper in this game is super good though. Got one during my first playthrough in the Robolution reward room and it carried me all the way through the second one.

Krieg also says you woke the wrong dog like 9 toes

whoever knocked on joltz door at 2:50 came to break his bones

2:49 Were you knocking on wood Joltz?

Is it me or does joltz seems more energetic/super happy that vid

Glad to see another playthrough! I've been playing mordi and he is definetly my favorite. I need to find one of the coms with +4 predator 👍

As soon as joltz says he has never broken a bone, his index finger bone breakes.

I said we gotta be careful and instantly died , lol

Thanks for the video Joltz!!!

i acually have an ORIGANAL borderlands copy

Thanks for the fast shooting shoot gun tip bro

Hey man I just gotta say, you're content is just amazing. I started watching your Zer0 Melee playthrough, and then found myself spiraling down through all of the playlists haha. Just wanted to say, you're a great content creator

Joltz! When are you going to do a playthrough with a webcam???

Man I have alot of memories of this game, stored in My heart forever

was a nice birthday present! thanks for getting me back into borderlands

OH GOSH. I've been missing you my shiny

Hey, if anyone that is a casual (like me), you can import characters from the original Borderlands with all their items in check, meaning you can get those one shot weapons and infinite shields. (Captain Obvious probably.)

There's a hidden chest to the left of Tannis's house in Tartarus station that I believe has a confirmed legendary

The intro for this series is pretty dope

I never broke a bone too lol. Some of my friends already broke their arms 82367482 times

The legendary birdman

‘Launcher, I don’t think I’ll need it, but we’ll keep it’ *sets to junk*

mordecai = sniper

I don t know if you'll see this bit how said "i never saw talon in the trailer" thats cause he kind of died in borderlands 2

Did. Did you touch wood after stating "i've never broken a bone"? Lol Good choice

I dont think Roland's grenade jump works at it's full power anymore. I used to jump from Tartarus spawn to the bridge to make the Hyperion loot room faster but it isn't working anymore. Or it's just me.

I hope this isn't a melee play through for the whole thing, but I'll still enjoy it either way

i havent seen anyone make a joke about nine toes with him having nine toes and 3 balls

Marcus sounds si angry when he says it t bone JUNCTION

Speaking of luck, I was about to fight Wilhelm today in UVHM without a decent corrosive weapon, but then in a corrosive Barking Railer from the chest just before the fight and it even had a matching grip. Sadly though, it has a Jacobs stock (all the recoil)

The fact that this game has fall damage means that this isn’t a real borderlands game

Joltz, do you have the horses in the back?

I've been waiting for a mordecai playthru

Yes thank you joltz. Lady Lady finger

Great video joltz keep up the great work

3:05 heat stroke, regular stroke, stroke stroke.