Somehow the idea of Mike Pence or Paul Ryan being President is starting to sound rather appealing.

Holy shit I remember when he said it too He really did have one of the greatest shows of all time

@Ben to bad we have Steve Bannon as president ... err I mean Trump... Or putin... oh fk it lets be honest, Trump will do whatever people pay him to do. He's like a racist dumber version of Steve'o from Jackass

the_dead_poet you would think people would stop supporting him.. but no ...no... I'm still losing friends because they try and rationalize his crazy

the_dead_poet its 11 days too long man

Boba Fett I would love to see them both back...

Boba Fett GQ should try to get Stewart to do the resistance also

olberman is back on GQ acting like a left wing Alex Jones.

Boba Fett olberman has sucked since going to GQ

Weird, I noticed a stark lack of lizard people conspiracies when I was watching Olberman...

Jon Stewart is one of the producers.

@@humsabmagluhain executive producer at that!

Jon is so smart and decent.

Wait 6 years and a few more days

Nisha Mohan agreed. that conclusion was so powerful, I just sat for a moment and let the impact of it sink in. amazing delivery by Stewart.

Rahul Mondal we miss him everyday he's gone ~♡~

Every day.

He got fed up. He went from jokingly but still wanting that 9/11 bill to fuck this this is fucked up that bill is gonna get passed.

@@roccohowell7557 and he got that bill passed!! He’s such a badass, that photo of him smiling while Mitch McConnell walked past him was one of the best photos I’ve ever seen. It was such a big FUCK YOU to Mitch and any others that opposed such a necessary and righteous bill for the victims and families of the 9/11 heroes. I love Jon so much, one of the most beautiful souls to grace our increasingly fucked up planet.

You're speaking for yourself. Not sure what your point is.

I'm just paraphrasing Martin Niemöller. He too was speaking for himself. But his point became clear far too late.

Liber Tarian dumbest comment ever lol

The problem is that most people think all they have to do is speak. When the time came for them to do more than speak, they stayed home. Six million Democrats elected Trump by not voting. You want to quote, here's one for you "The free and the young never battled for nothing. They let me pick pocket votes. Take to roads but they're bluffing." Action, not words. Hashtags, poster boards and sharpies... this kind of 'passive activism' will lead to enslavement because those at the top are just waiting to snatch up the last little bits of power they don't have. 10 years - that's what we have left. After that, if you want freedom, you're going to have to bleed for it. Jefferson's tree is withered and brown, but it's not quite dead. If you want to sit in it's shade, you better hope someone does more than speak for you.

Liber Tarian I respect the reference, but the question remains: What 'point' are you trying to make?

Doubt you could call it retirement if he's still acting and voice acting. Truthfully we don't need him anymore and he left when it was time for us to fly out of the nest.

I do miss his him and enjoy seeing him.

I did, until I saw this pathetic, unfunny mess

Nobody, we have Bill Maher, do we really need another Jew spewing Mohamadism propaganda? He supported Obama and Hillary, therefore he supported Islam, two laces that tie together that are really one lace to begin with. Sane people see through the eyelets on how things conjoin when deconstructed.

Awe poor bird, did he feed you enough regurgitated propaganda to feed you food to fly with freedom, or are you a trapped libtard that is piggybacking on the dying dry wind coming from the West? Either way, you're going to need an upgrade in freedom feathers.

Mesa thinka yousa correcto.

So true

a tip : watch movies on Flixzone. I've been using it for watching lots of of movies recently.

those 3 are the same dude, just wait for the new pre-seq-pre-qual.

AWildNintenerd *John Cena music plays as Jon Stewart enters the room and bodyslams Donald Trump*

AWildNintenerd duuuu duuu du duuuuuu

yabaDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(plays Daily Show music)

AWildNintenerd Trump will be doing his lines of cocaine and tweeting like crazy about John Stewart's not funny Jon Stewart should retire just wait for it usually begins around 3 a.m.

Allie G so when the President gets shit done people are mad?🤔 He's doing amazing things for small businesses the public must be really exhausted listening to bullshit News rather than looking at the fact for themselves.

kinkwabz examples?

And why would the public be aging? maybe the bullshit MSM is spreading all this fear mongering BS. insinuating that a trump presidency will lead to some global crisis, ww3 or the apocalypse. never mind the fact that a hillary presidency will lead to war with Russia.

Kevin Mezentsev The main complaint is the hypocritical view of Trump vs obama, like how they called Obama a tyrant for signing executive orders while Trump is already doing more than Obama yet he is their savior for some reason.

Meme Maker examples in what? If you don't know what's going on I would stop listening to Main stream media if I were you.

bet your wrist are limp

The two of them together though is like a double scoop of ice'cream instead of one. : )

jon stewart is a LIBTARD!! he does not know what it is like to live like a normal working class American!! I work and earn my living..

Did you even fact check your own comment? After college, Stewart held numerous jobs: a contingency planner for the New Jersey Department of Human Services, a contract administrator for the City University of New York, a puppeteer for children with disabilities, a soccer coach at Gloucester High School in Virginia, a caterer, a busboy, a shelf stocker at Woolworth's, a bartender at the Franklin Corner Tavern (a local blue-collar bar), and a bartender at the legendary City Gardens in Trenton, New Jersey. But you know, he never knew what it was to earn a living. As opposed to Trump who had 1,000,000 given to him by his father.

he is amazing

He is working on an animated miniseries with HBO at the moment.

Khinzaw Thein source?

YES!!!!!

Agreed.. you know damn well Trump waited for Stewart to retire before running he's been saying he was gonna run since the 70's. Stewart announced retirement BAM Trump runs.

Ritwik Sharma variety.com/2016/tv/news/jon-stewarts-hbo-animated-cable-news-parody-1201827142/

Delonte is my daddy What the fuck dude. Way to add to the already carless behavior in this society. You should give yourself a long look in the mirror and decide where you will find your happiness, because this isnt it.

Brian Morrison in 'er ass.

Delonte is my daddy You shoulda just asked if you could "grab her by the pussy" then at least you would have been on topic & rapey at the same time...

Is it rape if he asks?

Cmon man, don't feed the trolls.

It’s 2022 and Jon needs to come back to his show!!! It’s been awhile.

Honestly, it wasn't all that prophetic. What he was going to become was obvious from the start. If Jon was prophetic here, it was in his willingness to actually SAY all this stuff long before other media figures were willing to do so.

What was prophetic about it was the fact that he didn’t say it hopefully. he said it as if he already saw the future and that Trump was the only one who didn’t know

Mia Wait no ways!? Do you know what it's called??

Gina I know, the daily show would've been GOLD for the next 4 years 💔

Yeah . . . we need more jokie jokes about how lame the other team is. Rather than getting off our asses and taking back our Government by engaging the process both locally and nationally. Jon Stewart is no different than Bill O'Reilly - two sides of the same coin

That has nothing to do with my statement, Jon Stewart is an entertainer his job isn't to fix the government and there's nothing wrong with that, neither does enjoying his show that has anything to do with how everyone deals with the government and what they do or not do.

Yes very VERY sexy.

Dont need no socialists here, and ppl r too stupid to inform themselves about politics

Loud Silence See what drugs can do,

i like how you think you're informed, it's cute.

RetroGal lmao

Trevor is good enough

Jennz Z

Jenn S hahah. cram that lame shit

Jenn S laugh at them. yes. unfunny dicks

It was bang on. All of it. Right up until Inauguration Day, and for months afterwards!

The tie was a metaphor for Johns boner for Stephern, and Stephen's low viewer rate is the love for them both. Pretty damn low.

Jack Poontaint do you want some comment with that salt, sir?

Niamh It's a beautiful thing isn't it!

They're practically brothers!

everybody loves Jon!

David Dau Very simple, indeed.

David Dau Braindead zombie

David Dau me too

thats for sure lol

me too

jemert96 john jacob jingleheimershmit.

I KNOW RIGHT! It's scary how similar he sounds to JJJ, complaining about everythin

the ' J' in Donald J Trump stands for 'genius'

💀💀💀 lol.

Dr Nick gers Tell your Mother to go first! You are classless just like your President #45!

+Nick gers - Maybe stop spending your life on Pornhub and you'll be able to actually talk to people in a normal f'n way...?

Nick gers 13 inches, hah! Over compensating much? It's probably closer to 6...Also, real men don't feel the need to insult women or talk about size - something both you and your president need to think about.

I died when it broke!! LOL!!!!

Krombopulos Michael you're alive in C 137?

And the hair!! It has to be orange!! and fluffy!

+Krombopulos Michael - I'm curious, how do you feel about killing?

Leave Jon Stewart at least some dignity.

Raoul Radio you sound ignorant

couldnt agree more!

oh, 11 months ago, you had no idea what is to come :-/

@@Enyavar1 oh 3 months ago, its getting better my friend

sugar water actually quite a few liberals whining as well

alt right tears? you sure +sugar water ? lol.. last I checked, we won and you guys fill the streets with tears - we slightly smile while shaking our heads... libs are a real joke now - the entire party is dying world wide - between obama and justin in Canada... people are DONE with idiots that can't make money and only squander it.

sugar water tears from what? you lost were just reacting to your salty reactions

That's like a fun runner coming last then going to usain bolt, "ahhhhhh, unlucky bolty, you only won 9 olympic golds, let me collect your tears in my egg cup sized trophy.

We have the Office, the House and the Senate. Our tears are tears of joy. Enjoy the next four years, child.

John Doe Dude, too much, too much, it took years to get Lego bricks out of Guantanamo.

John Doe you only wish this for true enemies

depend on the colour of the brick

John Doe Savage lmao

John Doe and they would be chumps Lego bricks, Baron doesn't have any!

Tracey Chisholm ...ohhhh, yesss, we’re reading this, furthermore, wanted to say thank you for (likely)going out of your way to seek out these sources/this info on the insane asylum in which we currently find ourselves...Jon was MORE than poignant/heartbreaking when testifying in front of Congress...this is what keeps us(on this side of The Pond)carrying on, knowing we still have quite a few high-profile voices of reason to shout ‘The Emperor is Naked’ to the World...thanks for caring...:)!

Thank you Tracey Chisholm

Thank you

not really. You don't see anyone shelling Fort Sumter.... YET.....

MakeMeThinkAgain Too much reality TV created and allowed this Imbecile.......trump goes after the entertainment industry now......What Irony !?!?!?...Entertainement Industry helped create this abomination called trump or is it drumpf ?...2018 ....MAGA......Making America Go Away....Hurry up Mueller !!! America can not be this stupid to allow this treachery to continue....

Maybe Vietnam in the Nixon era.

Breakfast221 we're not worthy

Jon Stewart is Avatar Roku confirmed.

Non nobis, Domine, non nobis,

Funnily enough, he left because people started viewing his comedy as a replacement for activism. While we were laughing about Fox News on the internet, Trumpists were organizing to take over local school boards. He's been very clear about this, and that bit about the local school boards is paraphrasing Stewart himself. I highly encourage you to watch his recent serious interviews. It's only when we realize that we don't need people like Jon Stewart that we'll gain the power to fight back effectively instead of just screaming a chorus of ineffective support into the void of the internet. Instead of being dependent on Jon Stewart, work to organize political efforts in your local community. Nothing will ever change if your hope rests on the shoulders of a comedian, and the comedian you idolize agrees with me. Grow up. Get involved. Don't just share your opinions in snarky ways and hope for likes. You have the opportunity to change your country. Do it for the sake of those of us who cannot impact their totalitarian governments and risk much by commenting in any kind of publicly accessible forum. Utilize your freedom of speech wisely, my friend.

gaiusgrdn Yep, that's the truth.

i hate trevor, he makes no jokes just "laugh at my party bias"

jack drive I liked his stand up but every time he opens his mouth on his show it is bashing Trump. One trick pony pandering to the masses.

Trevor Noah might be a good guy but he isn't funny

Meatym8 he is a real stand up comedian, trust me he is funny.

Shawn Brink That's only since the circus came to town he covered plenty of other things before that

kill bane in da white house

Bane? More like Lex Luthor.

AgentOfTheNether calling him Lex Luther would be a compliment lol

isn't HBO bringing him back for something?

well Trevor Noah is the 'dark' knight

Roman Brown - right?!? He's already got the fake hair and chin strap!

i'd rather have jon stewart

I had that same thought when I was in 10th grade.

I know you posted this 2 years ago, but I feel compelled to say, I think John would disagree. I think he is of the mind that people with political experience should be the ones seeking office. (not exclusively) but I do think the whole "I like him he's famous and he says things I like/agree with" can be harmful no matter who the voting party is. #2020Election

Chris LeBelMusic I’m inclined to agree, although if any layman _were_ to get the job, I’ll give John this. He’s resolute in his convictions and holds fast to them and actually makes it a point to inform himself on a situation. I don’t think he should run, but I also think that his sensibilities are more suited for it than a number of practicing politicians, comparatively speaking.

Dr Nick gers don't you see cumquat we all's be f*#ked with Pinocchio in office..#Pinocchio sucks

Dr Nick gers sorry my mother isn't a Russian nor a traitor like that trump trash!!!!

Love mend b

And I quote a phrase I saw on the Internet, "Imagine being so triggered by other ethnic groups existing, you try to turn the entire country into a safe space."

Callum Agnew who are you making fun of trump supporters or sjws, sjws are the snow flakes with safe spaces. Us trump supporters are the ones who make fun of the snowflakes

RandomAlex and yet they want them too. Either support them, or totally freeedom of speech but you can't be selective

+Callum Agnew To be fair, almost anyone capable of speaking English can trigger Trump supporters with minimal effort. Only English, though, as Trumpites tend to be monolingual.

Callum Agnew actually that was made by liberals.

Trevor is doing well tho

Trevor is getting better and better.

How's that tinfoil hat?

DoNotTrust, do you have a well in your basement where you force missing young ladies to put lotion on their skin before you make a dress out of them? If so, watch out for your little dog.

DoNotTrust you make America look stupid and weak. Great Job and Fuck you very much :-)

ahahaha

if that was your first thought rather than an actual realistic or coherent inference then i would say that at this point you're hoping for it to happen just so that you can screech about it.

cool story bro

jerico641 r

LOL. I literally laughed out loud.

Without the overt racism.

Yes!!

masterwarden1 2020 - hasn’t aged!! Sad...

Watching in 2021 shit got worse

Tiffany Marie Same lmao

Tiffany Marie lol

Karl Hans well you're a fucking creep. Congrats

Tiffany Marie everyone is saying that these days

Tiffany Marie wow you're gorgeous

if a vast majority object to trump, how did he get elected? just thinking... what you should do before you speak lol.

***** oh really, i coulda swore he got the majority vote.... either way, thank your electoral college lol

I am curious if Trump won 47% of the popular vote then why do 54% disapprove of the job he is doing as President; is it his Cabinet picks? The fact that they are very rich or the fact they are unknowledgeable for their jobs?. -or- the fact that like the coal miners who had their benefits from black lung taken away. or like the woman in Texas who voted for Trump and then he appoint as Secretary of the Treasury the man who had foreclosed her home? Perhaps it was the people that found out that now Obama care is gone there insurance went up? What do you think?.

This is actually really sweet and uplifting. More hopeful than most pessimistic sarcastic comments these days. Pleasantly surprised!

Yeah, way to go. Oh, FYI: The time to unify was NOVEMBER 8th...lol. So much for your America!

b/c the last contestants left are trump and america

I think we all need it

dem0ninthemist America already lost to Trump.

Mia TRUE

President Snow won.

Isn't it terrible how the economy has taken off? Hang in there.

Yeah it seems to work that way when you get a 100% behind and for big business President. Not for the little guy and the middle class(what's left of it after Reagan) of course but for the bosses and those with a lot of money. Besides it was headed that way thanks to Obama but you will never get any Republican to admit that , will you?

Trump inherited a prosperous economy not the one the republicans left us remember. He inherited what Obama took from the gutter to the prosperous economy we have today. Trump just became president it is too soon to get credit for another President's effort.

I understand that since you are black, you are extremely biased towards Obama. But please take the blinders off, its beginning to look pathetic. Obama ruined the US economy, especially manufacturing. His policies forced those jobs outside, and it was only after Trump's election that companies started making plans to come back. Trump killing the TPP was also a huge move in this direction. Here is an incomplete list of companies coming back to Trump's America: #1 Kroger says that it intends to fill 10,000 permanent positions in the United States this year. #2 IBM has announced that it will be hiring an additional 25,000 workers in the United States over the next four years. #3 Foxconn is considering setting up a 7 billion dollar plant in the United States that would create between 30,000 and 50,000 jobs. #4 Amazon.com has pledged to add 100,000 full-time jobs in the United States by mid-2018. #5 Wal-Mart has announced that it plans to add approximately 10,000 retail jobs in the United States in 2017. #6 Sprint has announced that 5,000 jobs will be brought back to the United States instead of going overseas. #7 After meeting with Trump, the CEO of SoftBank stated his intention to create 50,000 new jobs in the United States. #8 After a phone call from Trump, industrial manufacturing giant Carrier promised to keep hundreds of jobs in the United States instead of moving them out of the country. #9 Hyundai has promised to spend 3.1 billion dollars supporting their current factories in Georgia and Alabama, and they have said that they are now considering adding an additional factory in the United States as well. #10 GM has pledged to invest a billion dollars in U.S. factories and to add or keep 7,000 jobs in the United States. Unlike most politicians, so far Donald Trump seems determined to actually keep many of the promises that he made during the campaign.

I knew it, I just got the feeling that the race card was going to be used to shut me down. Just remember, more whites voted for Obama in both elections than blacks in fact most people were skeptical about Obama clinching the democratic nomination because he is black and some were even afraid he was going to be killed like Martin Luther King but it turned out different. So please do not shut my mouth because am black. If it was a tribal war, then perhaps you would have been right I have lots of white friends who love and respect me and I love and respect them just the same.

Amen!

We all are, sir.

TheMegaOnyx Why are you worried we have the best President ever that will fix America and keep his promises!!

Gray Fullbuster Sir?... That makes me feel old...

TheGamingEnderman Atleast USA got their last president... Before the cold war, and all that...

TheMegaOnyx Why? Do you think starting a war with Russia is good for America?

Writing from February 2021; shit got worse.

Oh boy

politicsequalsgarbag But if I go out I get shot 😖

politicsequalsgarbag lol best comment

Television? What is this? The 90s? Who the hell watches TV on television anymore?

FailedComedian I'll sheepishly raise my hand to that.

You do know this is KZfaq right?

Right!?! I hear u!

Kristine Walker would you rather have pence over trump

Kristine Walker If Hitler gets impeached, then Heinrich himmler will take his place...

It is scary to have Pence as Trumps replacement for sure but Trump as to go. I think Pence will be a puppet so he may be better. We can only hope.

W R O N G

jan busell - hah! Spot on matey! Just a load of hot, stinky air!

Judi O'Regan m

I actually moved out of the usa. Someone just asked me today if I was 10 years younger than I am. And another person last year thought the same thing.

Welcome 2020 please 😭

It was mainly inspirational. And it worked. We're not going to let Trump be a tyrant.

SulaimanamialuS How is he a tyrant when the people voted him in?

Tyrant simply means - Cruel and Oppressive ruler, and he did lose the popular vote by 3 million votes and got in by the electoral college. so people are angry about it, well that and him doing a shitty job so far because he lacks experience and tact, also seems bound too piss off the other world leaders

Don't Bother the people didn't

Hey dingus, the electoral colleges exists so that california and new york can't stomp all over the interests of the middle of the country. People who live in cities tend to be a little hive-mindy and it's a problem.

Collin Pittman So dad.

Collin Pittman step dad (Noah) just isnt the same

Right, Trump proved America isn't all that great. "without calamity" and "constitutionally intact"? Oh no, the shards of that are everywhere

Laurens van Breda It's spelled GINA.

Terncote grab it

Laurens van Breda So was the dead animal on the head that Trump has.

I love how you people think the 'PRESIDENT' changes anything. He merely signed Executive orders like Obama did because his advisors and those above them, i.e. Bankers, Rothschilds, Goldman Sachs, corporations, military contracts, etc., forced him to. For crying out loud it didn't even look like he knew what he was signing. Presidents are figureheads, and the Right-Left paradigm is a sham. For crying out load Trump, Obama positioned the same people that led to the 2008 housing financial collapse; both did and will support wall street. Clinton was also a puppet and backed by Qatar, Saudi's, Big Banks, etc. All of you people arguing about Trump are stuck in a circle jerk not understanding that Trump isn't the problem it's the very system itself. 21,000 people die everyday due to hunger! Ask yourself, where does your money come from and who owns it? Google it, these people are the ones controlling every facet of the media, legislative sector and the president himself. Obama wasn't a dictator just as Trump isn't, they're marionettes for war mongers, military contractors, arms industry, etc, etc. You think Obama was an environmentalist? He shut down anyone who question fracking which in a 42 years period is more destructive to the OZONE layer than COAL! Democrats pretend to support the environment while privately signing bills that give leverage and monopolies to oil and gas industries. Republicans just tell you straight we don't give a crap what you think.

Trump as POTUS already have 50 legal cases against him. Obama had 5, Bush had 5 and Bill Clinton around the same as the other 2.

Graham Strouse nope, it's chuck testa

Chappie99 9 xD

Graham Strouse nope, it's just Jon Stewart

Nah that's Tommy Wiseau's true form.

Chappie99 9 First "laugh out loud" moment of the day for me, thanks! xD