Jon Stewart Is Ready To Negotiate With Donald Trump

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Jon Stewart takes over the Late Show with his own message for the president.
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@lukesta12 6 жыл бұрын

I love the running gag that John Stewart lives under Stephens desk

@Kiltrickx 5 жыл бұрын

lukesta12 I was coming to say the same thing . I love that legend says Jon Stewart lives under the desk of Steven Colbert 😊😂

@ladymaiden2308 5 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine there's a trapdoor in the floor under there so he doesn't have to sit there until it's his turn. In any case, I bet you they've made it pretty Posh under there. A nice cushion, a cocktail shaker ...

@ChaseLightningMcQueen 5 жыл бұрын

What gag. Do you mean real life

@ricky5369 5 жыл бұрын

he's like justin bieber showing up at a sorority

@Mozart1220 5 жыл бұрын

@@Kiltrickx It does explain why Stephen is always smiling. ;)

@chrisarias4055 6 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart appears and an angel gets it’s wings.

@benwasserman8223 6 жыл бұрын

Chris Arias We need more angels ASAP

@davidb6576 6 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart IS the angel!

@marygoround1292 6 жыл бұрын

Every once in a while, the news will be so rough and I'll think "I wish Jon Stewart was here". Good to know Stephen has the same thought process.

@Lowkeylie 4 жыл бұрын

I genuinely envy Stephen because, as a friend to John, he gets to keep in touch with him. I’m not pretending that just because I watch his show or have seen his public face that I know him but... I can’t help but feel like even if you genuinely got to know him there’s just something inherently _likable_ about him. The no bullshit mentality, the willingness to call anyone and everyone out on their hypocrisy, the way he seems to legitimately care about others. I’d love to have a drink with this guy.

@KakeKittyStyle 4 жыл бұрын

I would guess that Jon has the same idea at least part of the time. It's gotta be hard to have an outlet like he had and then go back to being quiet on his farm during the worst Presidential term in history. I believe Colbert when he jokes about drinking more. I think all of us need an outlet for the horrors we see on the news!

@samanthamay6714 4 жыл бұрын

Literally had the exact same thought. In the last week I found myself actually kinda longing for the days of Bush (he was simplistic, an idiot, ignorant, but not cruel...). I saw a Jon Stewart meme and I just really missed him, he had this ability to lessen the anxiety (in a way that connected with what he was saying, even though he had a team of writers behind him). I would be surprised and appalled if Trump wins 2020, I hope by now there are enough Republicans who actually hate him enough to vote for another candidate, and the democrats get their s**t together. Or maybe, there might be more than two distinct choices one day. Crazy thoughts.... (BTW, I am Australian, I don't even live in America, but the politics of the USA have this knock on effect around the world, so I feel that a bit).

@tatianaatuatasi7656 3 жыл бұрын

Bridger Pepper 2018

@mooseymcflurffycat3018 4 ай бұрын

He's baaaaaaaack

@meghan5776 6 жыл бұрын

I love when Jon Stewart appears out of nowhere like the Lorax.

@Palemagpie 3 жыл бұрын

He speaks for the Mes

@kateb1761 3 жыл бұрын

jon stewart is like that meme of lorax that goes "hello! I am the lorax. I speak for the trees. the trees say fuck you"

@janetdavies9873 3 жыл бұрын

Omg that is exactly who he is. Thank you for pointing out the comparison

@ManMadeMatt 6 жыл бұрын

Always refreshing to see John Stewart emerge from that desk

@rgwak 6 жыл бұрын

you ok buddy? lol

@christeuma 6 жыл бұрын

I just put it on a loop, but refreshing works too.

@TheRealBeatMaster 6 жыл бұрын

This Stewart guy is pretty funny, he should have his own show

@thechump10 6 жыл бұрын

TheRealBeatMaster hmmmm, b8?

@MALIRIPPA 6 жыл бұрын

TheRealBeatMaster Yes and They should name it Daily show or something stupid like that

@HarperATurek 6 жыл бұрын

*whispers into your ear*

@rowancarr4375 6 жыл бұрын

TheRealBeatMaster Yeah,the kid has potential 🤔

@gennadyreshetnikov5948 6 жыл бұрын

I would totally watch that! Also I think a dark suit with a tie would suit him well.

@robglenn4844 6 жыл бұрын

Up here in Canada, it's good to see Americans like Jon and Stephen. Our friends to the south are still largely decent people.

@roseviolet1 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks man. lol seriously. It's so easy to loose perspective and to forget that most people are decent. I appreciate your kind words.

@DaniOnDemand 6 жыл бұрын

Rob Glenn What the fuck happened? I still can't figure out how we got here.. Canada is the last country we should ever be treating as the enemy, while treating Russia and North Korea as our friends. Whoa, I never thought I would type such a sentence in my life.. Seriously WTF happened?!

@LeelooMinai 6 жыл бұрын

@Dani: If you figure out what happened, let me know - my least bizarre theory as of now involves two alternate universes colliding.

@specialwhenlit8435 6 жыл бұрын

Dani Kbob I'd go with Jon on this one, in that with Trump in charge, we're now "acting as an Axis power". Most likely because Putin's pulling the puppet strings, and wants us fighting with our allies, especially NATO. The more we're fighting with ourselves, the better he does. I'm just glad Trump was so hamfisted in his machinations (particularly in his treatment of our intelligence agencies) that he triggered the Mueller investigation. Just wondering how much "foreign influence" rot it will expose in our political system (at this stage, I'm guessing it's a lot, can't wait for the clean-up process!).

@ladymaiden2308 5 жыл бұрын

Rob Glenn Oh thank God there's still some of you who realize we're down here cringing too. Bless you, good sir.

@eugeneaxe 6 жыл бұрын

Hear that huge crowd response, Jon? Yeah, we miss ya big-time.

@bobbyshaddoe3004 2 жыл бұрын

That's like some surprise wrestler returning unexpectedly kind of reaction or surprise guest appearance from big name movie star on a sitcom kind of reaction

@marthasolis4306 6 жыл бұрын

I love it when Jon Stewart makes an appearance!

@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 6 жыл бұрын

Martha Solis John Stewart/ Stephen Colbert 2020. Bringing Back America's Integrity.

@awake1251 6 жыл бұрын

The Lincoln quote and "this we cannot do" gave me goosebumps

@davidb6576 6 жыл бұрын

I started to tear up (in a manly way).

@carolinewong6558 6 жыл бұрын

Like the old white men in control of government and the Republican Party? How about the Parkland teens and Sandy Hook parents who were accused of being crisis actors as a counter example? No, the blame lies with the generation in power who is seeing it but is too scared to fix it. If you're calling for Millennials to do something besides protest and vote, you're asking for violence and assassination attempts. Very few Millennials are in positions of power. We haven't reached that point. Yet.

@caroline10081 6 жыл бұрын

I'm just stating a fact by saying old white men are in charge. Look at the photos. It also does not have to be all or nothing. Power can and should be shared. Social media affected the last Presidential election. Its effect will only increase as people learn to harness its power. For all I know, you could be a real commentator. Or you could be a paid troll. That is where we're now. Some Millennials are billionaires because of social media.

@awake1251 6 жыл бұрын

"stupid" is picking fights on youtube like you've tried to do.

@roseviolet1 6 жыл бұрын

john doe which is why you will loose in the end. Your view of the world is very blurry.

@BanditRants 6 жыл бұрын

As someone who narrates his own videos, I must say Jon is an absolute master with words. I don't understand how he does it so immaculately in one take.

@dippp3057 6 жыл бұрын

BanditRants Your videos are godly.

@GlorifiedTruth 6 жыл бұрын

And thank you for not dangling your modifier.

@AKAdaJoker14 6 жыл бұрын

Rehearsal dude. He’s done it for years

@CrystalCoyoteX 6 жыл бұрын

BanditRants there are a couple of people like that in the industry, but it's a rare talent. I believe the descriptor is, "everything they touch is gold."

@glo1168 6 жыл бұрын

CrystalCoyoteX it’s not a talent he did it every weekday for over a decade and a half. It’s called repetition, practice

@Preirin 6 жыл бұрын

Even wrapped in comedy, it can not hide the shame and pain of what we have allowed this country to become because fo ONE man and his bootlickers.

@karlkarlsson8826 5 жыл бұрын

Is your Nation not objectively doing better today? Of course, your societal climate is fucked beyond all repair - but that isnt Trumps fault, right? Wondering from Germany.

@Lowkeylie 4 жыл бұрын

Karl Karlsson Well, he’s started a tariff war with China that’s jacked up prices and caused a blow to our economy, undermined the system of checks in balances between our three branches of government for personal gain, destroyed our credibility with our allied nations, emboldened hate speech and put people seeking refuge in-let’s be honest here-concentration camps. So “better” is a strong word.

@csarheras5587 4 жыл бұрын

Lowkeylie Sure, buddy, concentration camps...I am latino and even i call bullshit to that, stop drinking the kool aid that hard, kid

@psq1976 3 жыл бұрын

Is it wierd that I like job stewart and I like the 45th president of the US Mr. Donald J. Trump

@Ash-ow5yc 3 жыл бұрын

@@csarheras5587 Glad just being Latino somehow makes you an expert on the existence or non existence of... oh wait, it doesn’t mean you automatically know shit. ‘I’m Latino’ doesn’t make you an expert or authority on the matter. And even if you are Latino, which people who usually go ‘yeah well I’m black (or any other ethnicity or race etc) take that’ are usually little white boys sitting at home in mommy’s basement with no other way to win an internet argument than to lie about their ethnicity. 😂 Empathy. Get some.

@BoB-wb8yp 6 жыл бұрын

America needs Jon but at this point America doesn't deserve Jon

@thirtythreeflavors 6 жыл бұрын

Bo B kind of like Batman.

@lucyfoster4082 5 жыл бұрын

Like children, we should get what we need not what we deserve.

@silaswheedleton1570 6 жыл бұрын

Ah, I see dad is back. *Clicks*

@ArielCotton 6 жыл бұрын

Silas Wheedleton lol right?

@fitawrarifitness6842 6 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart is the kung fu master of Colbert, John Oliver, Trevor Noah and Seth Meyers.

@oliviapatterson3914 2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget samatha bee

@ElizabethMills1955 6 жыл бұрын

Gleeful cruelty. Like a petulant child pulling the wings off flies, or using a magnifying glass to set fire to ants. Vicious and hateful.

@carolynworthington8996 4 жыл бұрын

Elizabeth Mills I wonder whether he did things like that as a child.

@jc.1191 4 жыл бұрын

@@carolynworthington8996 he's a malignant narcissist, so nothing good. Animal cruelty is very common.

@benwasserman8223 6 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart: the ultimate antithesis to President Trump. God I love him...

@NoBody-tz4fb 6 жыл бұрын

Ben Wasserman lol idiot.

@7thDayAdventures 6 жыл бұрын

Michael So eloquent! So profound! You sir, I'm sure, will win over the hearts and minds of this comment section.

@evolvedape2161 6 жыл бұрын

If by that you mean not president then yes I agree.

@thebacons5943 6 жыл бұрын

We need him back desperately

@evolvedape2161 6 жыл бұрын

max smart And not President.

@greyzonefilm 6 жыл бұрын

It's things like this that keep me going during these appalling times. Thank you, Colbert and Stewart.

@MrBert1630 6 жыл бұрын

Why are you thanking Turd & diarrhea. ??

@bastardtoadflax43 6 жыл бұрын

I agree so much.

@theresajackson1046 6 жыл бұрын

'gleeful cruelty'. One of the best descriptors of the cheeto in charge.

@holicaowow1847 6 жыл бұрын

That was a little overstated, I thought. More like cruelty as a built-in habit. A daily mantra. Something you don't think twice about, like breathing. I've never seen Trump "gleeful" about his cruelty. It's so ingrained, he's not even aware of it.

@RealDalaiKarma 6 жыл бұрын

You're both just haters. Why don't you actually step out of the echo chamber and see why real people support Trump and see what he has actually done that the echo chamber won't mention.

@bigol9223 5 жыл бұрын

Actin like you don't fuckin love Cheetos

@elizataylor1726 4 жыл бұрын

So your'e really gonna insult cheetos like that?

@Lowkeylie 4 жыл бұрын

JmZKarma I have, and there are things that I think he has done that have had benefits and I’ll give him credit for those. That doesn’t change the fact that as a net total though most of his policies seem to be driven by spitefulness and fear. And if that is not in fact the case, then he’s done a terrible job in how he carries himself to project otherwise. At the end of the day all that is immaterial though, because of the numerous, demonstrable ways that he has impacted various facets of the country that have caused tangible harm.

@calebvoyles8240 6 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart was the first person who ever made me interested in politics, and when he stepped down I knew I owed it to him to stay interested in politics. To look, and listen, and call out bullshit when I see it.

@in_lovewith_the_universe9965 6 жыл бұрын

Jon and Stephen are both incredible, but when they're together it suddenly becomes magical! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

@KambEight 6 жыл бұрын

"On this we cannot yield."

@InspiredObserver 6 жыл бұрын

Job Stewart is a rare case of a genius man that’s incredibly ethical yet unbelievably funny and compassionate. Glad I live in his age, but I hope he leads something big in the UN or America, I don’t know! But humanity will benefit from that. He is one of a kind, cheers to him

@hollycline2427 6 жыл бұрын

InspiredObserver Yep he is the coolest

@mikewilson9647 5 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart is a common case of athiest egotistical fool. He's too dumb to turn away from the fake news that has had 2 major errors this week alone. You guys are cought up in your egos and not doing critical analysis of each political story. I'm agnostic....but I take the christians over the athiests anytime.

@hazmimosafeer286 5 жыл бұрын

Very true ...

@andreahughes5042 4 жыл бұрын

@@mikewilson9647 wow, I'm an atheist and I don't care what someone believes but how they react to situations. But I bet If you had It your way we would be following the bible about "kill non believers", "women can't speak in church", it's OK to kidnap women and force them to marry the rapist. But you are being the fundy christan. Really sickening.

@waleedaslam9702 3 жыл бұрын

@@mikewilson9647 you just showed everyone how stupid you are.

@virtualpants 6 жыл бұрын

"Gleeful cruelty and dickishness." --Official slogan of the GOP

@marleneg7794 6 жыл бұрын

Michael Seltzer I'm putting that on a bumper sticker! Genius!

@macmaasi79 5 жыл бұрын

wondering what the slogan of the Dems is...

@Mozart1220 5 жыл бұрын

@@macmaasi79 RESIST!

@Lowkeylie 4 жыл бұрын

macmaasi79 Pandering and ineffective platitudes? I say this as somebody that despises Trump and the state of the GOP. But there’s no denying that the shit show that is the Democratic Party at the moment also contributed to his ability to secure the election in the first place. To be clear, there are a few select people I like and whose policies I support in both parties. I’m just fed up with the parties themselves as a whole.

@jc.1191 4 жыл бұрын

@@macmaasi79 it's 🤬

@freez1ngsapper 6 жыл бұрын

“Gleeful cruelty” is the perfect term I’ve been struggling to find. Antagonistic was the closest I got.

@kanucklehead5001 6 жыл бұрын

freez1ngsapper, "Gleeful cruelty AND dickishness" Also, " turning cruelty into a virtue". Perfect descriptions.

@linzzyy 6 жыл бұрын

100% agree - I have also been searching for the right term to capture it - "gleeful cruelty" nails it

@jc.1191 4 жыл бұрын

Malignant narcissist is the term, give it a Google.

@TheHua89 6 жыл бұрын

We need Jon Stewart back on TV every night. Now more than ever!!

@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 6 жыл бұрын

TheHua89 but Trevor makes me soaking wet 😛😛💦💦💦😛😛😛

@im.empimp 6 жыл бұрын

No, we actually need him and others like him to run _and be elected_ to office in the presidency and as representatives. I love Jon Stewart, but we need action now, much more than we need comedy.

@starlinguk 6 жыл бұрын

Never mind TV, Jon Stewart for president.

@sdgdhpmbp 6 жыл бұрын

Not really. You need someone to stop the madness, not turn it into comedy gold.

@BeckyWilson123 6 жыл бұрын

I adore Jon so much, his intelligence is a breath of fresh air in this effing shit storm.

@renskedunnewold1995 5 жыл бұрын

That handshake and hug at the end just fills my heart, they are so cute together :)

@223Drone 6 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart has perfected the art of calling out people for their BS.

@joearehart9854 6 жыл бұрын

this.

@Seeker024 6 жыл бұрын

@islanti - It is scripted. That doesn't mean it is fake. So he ran a rehearsal for all that he wanted to tell Trump ? So what.

@223Drone 6 жыл бұрын

@islanti Those pseudo intellects do nothing but spew BS. Jon Stewart on the other hand has a history of calling it out.

@223Drone 6 жыл бұрын

@jack white You not liking what he says doesn't make it BS.

@sandrabender9162 6 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart is the ultimate royalty in late night political comedy. His commentary is golden.

@andan04 6 жыл бұрын

Stewart once told Chris Wallace that at his highest aspiration, he wanted to be this generation's Mark Twain. He's pretty darn close.

@TheFLOW1978 4 жыл бұрын

"We will prevail! Unless, of course, the democratic leadership continues to be a bunch of feckless..." I have a feeling I was robbed of the most important part of his message.

@laughable6650 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe if they didn’t cut him off, Bernie would have got the nomination.

@ExhaustedElox 6 жыл бұрын

God, I miss you, Jon.

@Jackpl 6 жыл бұрын

The villain never thinks he is the villain. He (Trump) thinks he is the hero of his own story.

@mandelharvey3429 6 жыл бұрын

A.T. Schlesinger he's Allie McBeal. but ling is Putin and Kim is Peter mcnicol.

@ManoredRed 6 жыл бұрын

Saying the government is shit is not "causing civil unrest", anyone who thinks so is a totalitarian.

@roadrage9191 6 жыл бұрын

In some things Trump is a Hero in others a complete loser and psychopath. Problem with the left is they shout bloody murder on everything good or bad from the right and defend the left no matter how bad. If you cry wolf so many times you are no longer listened too or respected. This was also the main power of Jon, he was pure comedy but above all he tried to be fair. Call out crazy bullshit of the left or right and applaud good things from the right or left.

@19thHour 6 жыл бұрын

Once these guys hit their golden years, I'd love to see them become the new Statler and Waldorf, just sitting in an opera box throwing shade at the world

@alexbeltran6668 6 жыл бұрын

19thHour yesssssssss

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 жыл бұрын

abso-frickin-lutely

@WozzyA 6 жыл бұрын

that would be perfect

@gregm8871 6 жыл бұрын

Lets just hope we're all still alive by then.

@rogerstarkey5390 6 жыл бұрын

19thHour Ok, let's start casting! We've got Miss Piggy. (SHS) Donald as Kermit? "It's not easy being gre..." Damn... Orange! Beaker? (Jnr?) Animal .... Mmmmm (Hannity!!) Anyone?

@lillies2011 6 жыл бұрын

I miss Jon. He needs another show. His voice is needed in this day and age

@SuperSpidey313 6 жыл бұрын

"unless of course the Democrats continue to be a bunch of feckless..." I really wish he could have finished that sentence.

@supertramp0411 6 жыл бұрын

Missed you Jon

@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 6 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah I forgot, Jon Stewart now lives under Stephen's desk.

@davidhollenshead4892 6 жыл бұрын

Actually Mr. Stewart lives in the basement, but there is a trap door near the desk, which sometimes Mr. Colbert forgets to lock, after feeding him...

@MJFAN666 6 жыл бұрын

Eckhart of the Cygnus Knights Matt daemon lives in the back room at Jimmy kimmel

@bonnieforman9700 6 жыл бұрын

Love you John - wish you'd come back for a special every now and then. We miss you horribly.

@vingrier87 6 жыл бұрын

These two I Like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck brought to life LOL I love it

@Factless_Wonder 6 жыл бұрын

Stewart and Colbert 2020

@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 6 жыл бұрын

McClain Potter Totally agree with you here. John Stewart/ Stephen Colbert 2020. Bringing Back America's Integrity.

@mandelharvey3429 6 жыл бұрын

I fully expected Stewart to run. I predicted a smooth talking white male entertainer. I expected Eminem but I forgot it had to be a republican. I wanted them to run last time, but I believe they are more likely to win than any candidates we saw last time except may be Bernie.

@mandelharvey3429 6 жыл бұрын

I would like to see Venus Williams. Venus successfully negotiated women's equal pay across the Tennis tour internationally. She's internationally known and respected. White supremacists have hated for years and she can't be any more threatened than she already has. Jon Stewart makes a good top of the ticket because he knows his stuff. Let Colbert keep his current Platform until 2028 when he can run as Venus's VP or with Serena. Rosario Dawson is excellent on the campaign Trail too and could be a fine match up for the older Mr. Stewart.

@traciyancey6487 6 жыл бұрын

McClain Potter Yes!!!!

@amy4337 6 жыл бұрын

Would be insane

@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 6 жыл бұрын

John Stewart/ Stephen Colbert 2020. Bringing Back America's Integrity.

@RobertMcGovernTarasis 6 жыл бұрын

I'm glad Stephen gives Jon a platform.

@hollycline2427 6 жыл бұрын

Robert McGovern I am too, Jon is actually still one of the producers on the show, but they do have the greatest relationship

@DentArhurDent 6 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart is a national treasure.

@jainck4 6 жыл бұрын

This piece of commentary is great. As a Canadian I am happy to join with Americans to continue to call slavery wrong; and immigration kidnapping cruel. It is wrong on so many levels. Thank you Jon Stewart for going to the heart of the matter and speaking the truth. Now let's encourage people to get out and vote. Bless you.

@coolaunt516 6 жыл бұрын

Love to you all in Canada!

@sdjosh9081 6 жыл бұрын

Tell your pm to stop drinking so much soy milk.

@Fantallana 6 жыл бұрын

lol found the inbred who uses "soy" an an insult. Awwww, somebody's toxic masculinity is threatened!

@judioregan4210 6 жыл бұрын

Bieti - that's because he has so little of it. Poor baby. 😞

@maryanneslater9675 6 жыл бұрын

And to support them, we have to stay strong here. Remember that members of Andrew Scheer's staff are okay with Trump's immigration policy, Stephen Harper is still undermining Canada's right to make trade deals, and the Conservatives tried to create a snitch line for reporting un-Canadian traditions.

@ArcKing01 6 жыл бұрын

Jon's Stewart's best entrance ever: Just pop up from under the desk out of f*cking nowhere going "you ok, buddy?"

@yukioishii484 6 жыл бұрын

Living here on the big island of Hawaii, I died of laughing. It’s always nice to get a joke thrown this way every once in a while, and that was the best ever.

@chrisrichmond1941 6 жыл бұрын

Samantha Bee's gift to the world: We can now use the word 'feckless' as a synonym for the 'c' word. :-)

@pinktoonie 6 жыл бұрын

Can Jon just permanently co-host??

@potaterjim 6 жыл бұрын

He lives under the table, he's there every show! If you listen quietly, you can gear his hair turn grey every time trump comes up

@cursedcleric9617 6 жыл бұрын

“This we cannot do”

@AK907guy 5 жыл бұрын

"No matter how hard the wind howls, the mountain will not bow."

@marcob6880 6 жыл бұрын

"Dickensian level of cruelty" John should know better then that, the Toddling Tangerine Tyrant wouldn't have a clue what that really means!

@MegaMsCathy 6 жыл бұрын

"Dickishness" is the word of the day!!!...I love it!!!

@davidb6576 6 жыл бұрын

It's like we're in a Dickishensian novel, but written by a sociopath on acid!

@Terra_1998 6 жыл бұрын

We laugh, but I see real pain in that man's eyes

@sonyahannah 6 жыл бұрын

Been seeing it in Stephen's, too, for several weeks.

@davidlynch5566 6 жыл бұрын

terra1998 So do i and that's why i think america is in dire trouble.

@cbuchner6862 6 жыл бұрын

It's in all sane Americans'.

@BethBuelow 6 жыл бұрын

So true. I read somewhere that's why JS walked away from the Daily Show... he was so angry and couldn't find the humor anymore. I'm grateful every time he, Stephen, and everyone else channels that pain into powerful comedy and commentary. It's one way of speaking truth to power that our spineless representatives seem incapable of doing.

@Siafk 6 жыл бұрын

C Buchner Sane Americans? Like the ones that stopped the school shootings? Oh wait

@Macfudo 6 жыл бұрын

As someone from Canada, I must say that I’m worried about you guys. I have been to the States so many times that I know that Trump doesn’t truly represent you. He is mean, while you are kind. He is racist, while you are tolerant. God bless all of you who fill the US with compassion not cruelty. His words are damaging to the whole world. As a Canadian, I hope he sincerely does not win in 2020. If he does, the world will be more chaotic and we will have more separation than togetherness. We love you USA. You can fix it.

@ericachapin 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you. WE WILL NOT YIELD TO dt HATRED AND STUPIDITY

@rachelbreault700 5 жыл бұрын

Either way his time is limited. There will certainly be decades of damage but the world will keep spinning.

@mikewilson9647 5 жыл бұрын

These guys are not kind or tolerant.....they're egotistical athiests who have no values or scruples or sence of history or even logical thought. I'm agnostic but I'll take a christian Trumper anytime over an athiest never Trumper anytime.

@vichedges8858 5 жыл бұрын

@@rachelbreault700 hyperbole much?

@nancythecat1079 4 жыл бұрын

@@mikewilson9647 It's spelled "sense." You might try to acquire some.

@analoren4745 4 жыл бұрын

How is it that this clip remains evergreen in April 2020?

@eyuin5716 6 жыл бұрын

I thought we didn't negotiate with terrorists?

@brainflash1 6 жыл бұрын

He's negotiating with Trump, not Jeff Sessions.

@dem0ninthemist 6 жыл бұрын

brainflash1 is there a difference?

@carrion1234 6 жыл бұрын

crawl back in your basement, pepe

@aperfectday736 6 жыл бұрын

Jon only negotiate with Trump on what his last meal will be, before Trump is sentenced to death for treason. Cheese Burgers or Vegestables?

@f_USAF-Lt.G 6 жыл бұрын

Ęÿūį Æßñ... That was back when we had mindful President's, Trump's is empty. Like the spot where his heart is supposed to be, it's empty like his spirit being devoid of soul... Like his hamburger plate last night, after 9:43pm Pacific, and Trump Casino before you were born. Like when the tide rolls out, but without everything left behind. Like the setting Sun after it sets, but without the Moon and Stars and Spaceforce junk... OK, maybe Trump's head ain't empty, but it's less matter then the sand in a minute glass.

@UliaAB 6 жыл бұрын

We need Jon Stewart to come out of retirement until Trump is gone. We need all the help we can get.

@michaeldwyer5675 6 жыл бұрын

UliaAB I heartily agree

@nofear2792 6 жыл бұрын

Quit crying because i do agree these washed up comedians and colbert have the same joke material for trump everytime they say shit. Maybe new material could help the trump haters uh?

@lrajah1 6 жыл бұрын

no bullshit!!

@enjoyitbro 6 жыл бұрын

You sound like such a childish needy crybaby who won't grow up when you say things like that

@michaeldwyer5675 6 жыл бұрын

enjoyitbro that seems harsh.

@t.d108 6 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart, thank you, you're 100% RIGHT ON!!!

@darkgiggler 5 жыл бұрын

7:39-7:49 omg the friendship between these two, so awesome. you can see it in their eyes and gestures... they truly respect each other.

@michaelrodger 6 жыл бұрын

The bromance makes me so happy. Stephen Colbert is just sitting behind a desk on his own damn show so his buddy and mentor can talk.

@HeatherL7290 6 жыл бұрын

Michael Rodger right we could all learn something from them!!!

@LardGreystoke 6 жыл бұрын

Jon Frog and Stephen Toad are friends.

@donwadd9143 6 жыл бұрын

Two idiots!

@ATXTube 6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely legendary.

@marinaproger2324 6 жыл бұрын

ATXTube yes

@BryanRobson89 6 жыл бұрын

Second yes

@gumunduringigumundsson9344 6 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@MichaelAronson 6 жыл бұрын

Also, yes.

@18Darkside 6 жыл бұрын

Whats so legendary?

@johnking5174 6 жыл бұрын

5:03 - Wow, Stephen can speak parseltongue. He must have went to Hogwarts.

@MarkovChains223 6 жыл бұрын

Enough with this "Give Jon Stewart a show again". We can do better than that. Let's give him the damn presidency! If we're gonna vote in celebrities, we may as well try to pick the smart ones

@hollycline2427 6 жыл бұрын

zack budde Amen

@devilsshield 5 жыл бұрын

I prefer him not to be a president. How about we choose someone that is more reasonable and non-biased like Neil DeGrasse Tyson or Bill Nye?

@MarkovChains223 5 жыл бұрын

@@devilsshield Meh... They're best as science advocates/communicators, but Idk that either would really be very good at policymaking outside of science

@devilsshield 5 жыл бұрын

Well, Zack, isn't that perfect? I just want the president to be someone that would be too scared to take any action and sit alone in a dark room and we hear from every 4 years for us to send the next person into seclusion and that to be the whole state of Government :) If possible, I would like the Government as weak and as far away from me and everyone else as possible.

@MarkovChains223 5 жыл бұрын

@@devilsshield, even with that as your goal, I don't think Tyson or Nye would be very good. I don't think they'd be particularly good at policymaking, but that doesn't mean they wouldn't do it anyways.

@mkpooni 6 жыл бұрын

I mean, a Stewart/Colbert 2020 would be amazing.

@mkpooni 6 жыл бұрын

You know, with Kennedy leaving, people forget he was a swing vote for Citizens United (and Bush v. Gore). I wish all campaigns could be like Ocasio-Cortez's. I was just trying to be funny... clearly I wouldn't support this duo, especially since it's all about Oprah 2020. (Kidding again.)

@gmcubed 6 жыл бұрын

Come back to us

@GrahamCStrouse 6 жыл бұрын

gmcube Yes.

@chocolatemeatballs 6 жыл бұрын

He should definitely be on weekly

@armaniac661 6 жыл бұрын

We need Jon now, more than ever!

@ussliberty8898 6 жыл бұрын

STAGE: BARGAINING

@saadqureshi7127 6 жыл бұрын

gmcube even for only once a week will be good enough. Better than not on at all.

@frauw7508 5 жыл бұрын

You can literally see how much they trust each other, how thankful they are for each other. What an awesome friendship and partnership!

@RAyarsley 6 жыл бұрын

Beautifully said Jon!!

@michaeldwyer5675 6 жыл бұрын

I love these guys. I figured this was coming. Beautifully said, Jon.

@FrodeBergetonNilsen 6 жыл бұрын

Funny how this point, has not been pointed out yet. We need sharp minds like these, to speak out in public. This is such a shrewd observation, but most importantly, the analysis is flat out rare.

@Nalapige 6 жыл бұрын

Steven Colbert said Jon because he was talking to Jon Batiste (his bandleader). Not because he was talking to Jon Stewart...

@captaincoffeecake3595 6 жыл бұрын

John Stewart for president #JohnStewart2020

@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 6 жыл бұрын

Captain Coffee Cake John Stewart/Stephen Colbert 2020. Bringing Back America's Integrity.

@tharengore7215 6 жыл бұрын

Amethyst I cant upvote this enough

@BryanRobson89 6 жыл бұрын

YES

@McGriddle69 4 жыл бұрын

John Stewart needs another show

@guibox3 6 жыл бұрын

Gosh, I miss Jon Stewart...Colbert's doing a bang up job with the whole Trump fiasco, but nobody can skewer and put everything into perspective like Stewart can. His voice is sorely needed right now

@DrMantisT0boggan 6 жыл бұрын

This is goddamn phenomenal. Everything is stated perfectly by John!

@numinousmud4 6 жыл бұрын

TBB323 except what he will give up if Trump gives up his dickish attitude. I must not have not caught what he is willing to give up that’s equal! He and the left would have to take out their dickish attitude as well. Still be critical and funny, but do it without being a dick and or cruel. Trump would make him endorse him so he gets elected again in 2020, then they may have a deal lol

@SC-uq2jf 6 жыл бұрын

b. m. YOU POSTED GIBBERISH.

@totallynameless8861 6 жыл бұрын

Wonderful! Thank you John Stewart; we appreciate your compassion and integrity. And I find his friendship with Stephen Colbert truly heartwarming.

@MichaelTheRead 5 жыл бұрын

I've never heard trump more accurately described than as "gleefully cruel."

@jasonflay8818 6 жыл бұрын

He is right but we cannot simply just not yield, we must stand up, band together and Fight. Fight by calling out politicians, fight by protecting our fellow Americans when we see racism, sexism and hatred in our streets, and Fight by voting in EVERY election. National politicians start at home, they start as councilmen, they start as state representatives, they start as Congress. Vote this November and EVERY election from here on out.

@drecrego8632 6 жыл бұрын

You are right, and it worries me that this response is not heard enough. Unless good people take back the system, by voting and making sure our voices are heard, no amount of outrage is going to make a difference.

@phillippetersen6434 6 жыл бұрын

I will tell you this. I will be voting in every single election since 2016 because of how this year has gone. I will be voting down ballot Republican.

@CrystalCoyoteX 6 жыл бұрын

Jason Flay You bet your ass I will. Every time. I will never forget this ridiculous mess.

@CrystalCoyoteX 6 жыл бұрын

Ilmenheru Terikson well, damn. That was... unexpected, and kind of illuminating. O.o Thank you for having the courage to share that... I'll search it up later... I hope there's more to it than that, cause... well... when we've got nutbars advocating for ripping toddlers from the arms of people legally seeking asylum... I find it difficult to fathom that _you're_ the criminal one somehow, just over a tolk. God that seems like such a little thing weighed against the other... even if the law is the law is the law. If you're legit, write some letters, see if anything comes of it (if you haven't already)? Who knows, maybe one of those appeals could net you a lead?

@biplav32 6 жыл бұрын

more like fight by shutting down free speech, 2nd amendment and religious freedom.

@ha222ha222 6 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart's talent isn't just his wit, but his ability match it with incisiveness. Better than most commentators, he is always able to boil things down to the quintessential truth. This president enjoys being cruel.

@gateauxq4604 6 жыл бұрын

This president enjoys being cruel. It bears repeating, daily. Never the new normal.

@CrystalCoyoteX 6 жыл бұрын

Gateaux Q couldn't agree more. It's littered across his history, and his now. :(

@1247.cccccc 6 жыл бұрын

ha222ha222 Jon Stewart and the fanclub have grown an extra chromosome. Trump derangement syndrome.

@ha222ha222 6 жыл бұрын

1247.cc You mean to suggest that as a fanatical presidential supporter? Of course years ago he famously criticized CNN, but you'd be okay with that? The press and political commentators report what they see. Not what you tell them they are allowed to see

@1247.cccccc 6 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart has a unified theory for you to embrace, great! What might one do now; armed with this truth that Trump enjoys being cruel?

@kderp9727 6 жыл бұрын

Goddamn I miss Jon Stewart.

@darkblue5 6 жыл бұрын

Stewart and Colbert... I dare you to name a more iconic duo...

@mr.shenanians4039 6 жыл бұрын

Han and chewie

@nickdantzlerward8567 6 жыл бұрын

Simon and Garfunkel

@xeruss1635 5 жыл бұрын

Dinello and Colbert

@jdanon203 5 жыл бұрын

Bert and Ernie

@neverforsakelife 5 жыл бұрын

Colbert and Bill O'Riley. I'll wait.

@destructoblog 6 жыл бұрын

Just hearing his voice makes me feel a little bit better. Like the old voice of sanity is still there in this insane world where a disgraced reality TV star is president.

@lordlucius1341 6 жыл бұрын

Jon sensed one of his children was sad

@danishday6954 6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Prim great now I'm sad

@sdjosh9081 6 жыл бұрын

Yup, you right. Colbert has been acting like a child since Trump won.

@zugzug733 6 жыл бұрын

And trump has been acting like a child since....forever

@sheriramajo4794 6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Prim j

@beatrizmonteiro658 6 жыл бұрын

Love you Jon Stewart. Love you Stephen Colbert. Thanks for all that you do for us.

@theholidaylady1 6 жыл бұрын

I love both of these men!

@jrparis114 5 жыл бұрын

When Trump goes down... I want his base to go down with him! I'm sure, however, there are fine people on both sides- no offense!

@jasonoftheredwoods4935 4 жыл бұрын

When Trump goes down, you can bet that no one will admit that they supported or voted for him

@CountryMetal01 4 жыл бұрын

@@jasonoftheredwoods4935 Goes Down with what? There is no Evidence of any Wrongdoing or Illiegal activity out of the Trump Camp, however the Evidence points to a hellova lot of illegal acts by the people looking for anything to be a crime

@Torrild 4 жыл бұрын

@@CountryMetal01 you my friend need to diversify your news sources.

@jamesburgess2k 6 жыл бұрын

That Hawaii joke was brilliant as hell

@SteinErikDahle 6 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart is THE KING of intelligent, political humor!

@NikEdw70 5 жыл бұрын

This is... just breathtakingly, wonderful! Two of the best comedian reporters on the planet!

@kennedykariuki6352 6 жыл бұрын

I did not know i would miss this man this much 😁

@hollycline2427 6 жыл бұрын

Kennedy Kariuki Cause he is PAPA

@laineyg6 6 жыл бұрын

Every time I see him, I realize how much I miss Jon. Be well Mr. Stewart, and please come visit again soon.

@blackhawk24994 6 жыл бұрын

Every moment Jon Stewart is on tv Trump begins disappearing like the picture of Marty Mcfly's family on Back to the Future.

@KlassyKat45 5 жыл бұрын

So wish. He needs to be impeached, thrown in prison and his presidency should be annulled.

@lunabranwen 6 жыл бұрын

Right to the point. Well said

@natureallmighty 2 жыл бұрын

"Hello, Donald!" And I heard Oliver's Catheter Cowboy

@robin2012ism 6 жыл бұрын

Jon's commitment is beautifully from the heart. And of course, he's right.

@MsThebeMoon 6 жыл бұрын

No, he's not "right", he's correct.

@desertwolf3818 6 жыл бұрын

robin2012ism no wrong

@1247.cccccc 6 жыл бұрын

You know the last guy curated a kill list and dispatched homes and schools with drone strikes right? Would Jon's heart be right to suggest perversion or pleasure from such a horrendous practice? Think about that performance man, It was not funny; it was a booster shot for your immunity to Trump. You are being told to hate on a subjective level. What fantastic entertainment.

@zacharybierstedt1423 6 жыл бұрын

Firstly, what evidence do you have that President Obama ever had a kill-list, or targeted homes and schools? Did he gratuitously use drone strikes? Yeah, and asked Congress to limit his power to do so at the same time. And Stewart was vehemently and consistently opposed to this practice, and called the president out on it numerous times (for instance: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/o9J6oLpk2Ky0dX0.html). Finally, Stewart was not advocating for hating Trump. He was advocating for not yielding to him, to hold dear and true the values that made America the lead country in the West for decades, to not accept that which is cruel and divisive for the sake of cruelty and divisiveness. President Trump has a good sense of what issues are facing the country, but his solutions cannot be accepted because of their cruelty. If he acted with compassion, with respect for the dignity of all people, to foster unity and heal the partisan and social divides in this country rather than inflaming them, rather than degrading all those who dare to be different, who dare to defy him, then I, for one, would have no issue respecting him, even though I don't agree with him. But that is not President Trump, and likely will never be, and we as the American people cannot accept him as normal or good for as long as he acts cruelly and heartlessly.

@1247.cccccc 6 жыл бұрын

I carefully read your response and thought I would return in a style we both can appreciate: Thank you for the response Jon Stewart's Lawyer. Let me get your brief straight: Excuse all the nasty things America has done then perversely hate and criticize the current President. Your government, in your name, has been cruel and disrespectful of the dignity of persons. The difference that you ignore is Trump is acting within your borders. Lawless and ugly policies of Obama, for example, were visited upon foreign nations. While you are holding dear and true to America ask when would the efforts of a President to foster unity turn the tide against the near universal hate of the media? Example: Deporting gang members is an avenue for criticism. I must add: Dronestrikes and civilian casualties happen and playing for ignorance is pathetic and gross and embarrassing. A rule of thumb for war criminals is the fault for the bomb does not fall upon the innocent victims.

@anetteadams8703 6 жыл бұрын

You and Jon Stewart are the glue that keeps us sane. Without comedy,there would be seemingly hopeless. Thank you for fighting the fight

@jamesamerson9481 6 жыл бұрын

if we can't have President Obama back can we at least get Stewart with his own hour long commentary on prime time.....something, anything.....coooommmmmeeeee oooooonnnnnnnn!!