Jon Stewart's Israel-Palestine Proposal & Michael Kosta Tackles the AL Embryo Case

Jon Stewart's Israel-Palestine Proposal & Michael Kosta Tackles the AL Embryo Case | The Daily Show

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Jon Stewart kicks off the week weighing in on the war in Gaza, Biden announces his ceasefire plan over ice cream, and Michael Kosta chats the Michigan primary and a new development in the Alabama IVF case. #DailyShow #Comedy
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@ROG009 2 ай бұрын

Glad Jon is back. He’s been missed so dearly. Please stay ❤

@sandhyasanjana1861 2 ай бұрын

Jon is outrageously funny! Love that he’s back Mondays on The Daily Show 👏🏽

@catherinewhite3508 2 ай бұрын

"After Clarence Thomas put out his tip jar". I'm DEAD. 😂😂😂

@dannybarrientes 2 ай бұрын

Clarence looks so happy too😂

@notbraindead7298 2 ай бұрын

If somebody wasted Clarence Thomas, would we get a Monday National Holiday?

@2012Ursula 2 ай бұрын

Only if you include Alito.

@grantmarcus5675 Ай бұрын

I thought Clarence's first name was Uncle.

@dsddala467 2 ай бұрын

Michael Kosta is pure gold. This is the first time I have seen him host. Several snots and LOLs, literally. The tip jar in front of Clarence was hilarious. I almost choked on my water.

@murrloc1859 2 ай бұрын

The highest court with the lowest standards, they are bought

@denisesamuel527 2 ай бұрын

They clearly were!

@RG91977 2 ай бұрын

They under the US and Israel payroll !!!

@maririttner 2 ай бұрын

Majority of the U.S. Supreme Court is bought and paid for

@notbraindead7298 2 ай бұрын

You’re absolutely right! Clarence Carter is criminally corrupt!

@LizardOfmonaco-uc7rd 2 ай бұрын

democrats just hate to see black people succeed

@rokoroo 2 ай бұрын

"...breed great families." I think he said it exactly how they mean it. Our definition of "great families" is vastly different, but what they are advocating is definitely breeding.

@grainnesehring4615 2 ай бұрын

Yep

@vertigo4236 2 ай бұрын

The silent part was loud...

@enviritas9498 2 ай бұрын

Some people like to get fancy and just call it "eugenics"

@spencerkagen1386 2 ай бұрын

@@enviritas9498 Hey, I was gonna say that! 😆

@Helios-- Ай бұрын

Yeah nothing says "we value human life" more than politicizing reproductive healthcare. All healthcare is just a political football to these clowns.

@Jin420 2 ай бұрын

"Ice Cream -- It is your fault kiddo" 😂😂😂😂 I laughed at that a little too hard. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂

@MavvyMaloneTV 2 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@user-lu5we6tg3r 2 ай бұрын

He's a comedic genius. Welcome back.

@handmadehearts 2 ай бұрын

It's wonderful having him back!

@batgurrl 2 ай бұрын

Jon has always been the best. So glad he is back again.❤️

@michaelwagner6877 2 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, he cried and aired a whole segment about his dog and didn't even mention Aaron Bushnell. Just the best.

@1c2h3e4u5n6g 2 ай бұрын

@@michaelwagner6877 who died and made you the Queen of what comedy show hosts should say on air? Entitled much?

@michaelwagner6877 2 ай бұрын

@@1c2h3e4u5n6g Aaron Bushnell.

@michaelwagner6877 2 ай бұрын

@@1c2h3e4u5n6g Aaron Bushnell.

@batgurrl 2 ай бұрын

@@michaelwagner6877 are you you angry because they never had people like Jeff Foxworthy shouting 10 minutes of you might be a redneck…..

@deerail9202 2 ай бұрын

That ice cream joke was fantastic

@KyleJWill 2 ай бұрын

Kosta actually had some funny bits in here even though everyone is here for Stewart. 🎉😂

@michaelmarks9002 2 ай бұрын

“If we’re gonna talk about war, I gotta get a mint chip.”

@jnphdl 2 ай бұрын

Thanks to the entire team at The Daily Show In these times you are truly an essential service ❤🙏❤🙏🙏🙏

@elanasilverman4468 2 ай бұрын

[13:30] "hey, YOU'RE not the giraffe I went home with!" (honk if you love Quagmire and that seriously troubles you on a profound level!)

@domenceuspriest 2 ай бұрын

Great segments with Kosta here - I wasn't expecting to laugh as much as I did. Great job!

@porscha1563 2 ай бұрын

Glad to see John!❤

@mapples007 2 ай бұрын

For the billionth time, it's JON, not John.

@dunit911 2 ай бұрын

Daily Show is so back baby

@SobaKick 2 ай бұрын

can we agree jon would make a better president than both current candidates?

@darkmoneyinwi 2 ай бұрын

@TheyCallMeGlitchDash 2 ай бұрын

Yes plz

@jaysteve4442 2 ай бұрын

Biden is not ideal. At all. By any stretch…but my feral cat would be a better candidate than Trump.

@SobaKick 2 ай бұрын

@@darkmoneyinwi why not?

@sueyourself5413 2 ай бұрын

@@jaysteve4442 If you elect Biden, you have no idea who you're even electing. You don't know who his handlers are, because it's them who you're voting for.

@TehChancellorr 2 ай бұрын

My mans was playing Gogol Bordello in that Seeds of Peace clip.

@bennyfranklin 2 ай бұрын

Another great piece.

@danielmetcalf 2 ай бұрын

Cylinder? Fr?! It's literally called an ice cream CONE 🤦🏻‍♂️😅

@wordzmyth 2 ай бұрын

Yea in an ice cream cylinder the ice cream would literally drop straight through

@commonsense571 2 ай бұрын

😂

@farahdormanesh4690 2 ай бұрын

Exactly 💯

@Dralvarez-eu5ib 2 ай бұрын

Hi pretty lady ❤️❤️ how are you doing today 😘💋💓 and how is the weather condition like

@barnowl2222 2 ай бұрын

Glad Jon’s back!

@dunit911 2 ай бұрын

Kosta could host permanently

@williamcortelyou9072 2 ай бұрын

Man, Jon coming back is great.

@florete2310 2 ай бұрын

Jon is the . PERIOD👍👍👍

@danielawendland1083 2 ай бұрын

Wonderful ❤

@carinalundgren 2 ай бұрын

All Kostas segments was hilarious in this show 😂👍

@Dralvarez-eu5ib 2 ай бұрын

Hello 👋 pretty lady how are you doing today and how is the weather condition like

@kathyfoley2364 2 ай бұрын

Go Jon❤❤❤❤

@tylerhackner9731 2 ай бұрын

Love ya Jon

@darcylyon1870 2 ай бұрын

It's unseasonably warm in michigan

@dlite6999 2 ай бұрын

They purposly waited to ask that particular loaded question just to throw a bad pic up

@hemppants808 2 ай бұрын

An honest argument against bump stocks is that they increase the fire rate at the expense of accuracy far more than switching a real "machine gun" from single to auto

@joeyjoejoe314 2 ай бұрын

USA - 90+ years of jim crow "why can't they live in peace?"

@annat4014 2 ай бұрын

I can’t remember when they had peace. Why can’t the Middle East have Israel & Palestine as two separate states for peace & independence.

@degreeskelvin3025 2 ай бұрын

@@annat4014the land. It's been split, but both sides disagree on the split. They both say it's all theirs and was stolen

@LaktostheIntolerant 2 ай бұрын

The irony is, they use Biblical claims, but in that book, they got evicted.

@publius9350 2 ай бұрын

Natives have at least as much grievance, but they figured that one out (mostly dead, rest are diabetic suicidal alcoholics). So, that might work in Palestine.

@degreeskelvin3025 2 ай бұрын

@@publius9350 this literally what I believe the plan is and what I think the end result is gonna be

@SaraSara-ti6ex 2 ай бұрын

Jon, you are loved by the millions!!! Let Gaza live !

@DameCookie 2 ай бұрын

Chimeras is taking me out. Lol

@zdelrod829 2 ай бұрын

Alabama's embryo ruling makes the stereotype *much* more realistic.

@MariThomas01 2 ай бұрын

Lol, i miss mess-o- potamia

@hmhmoinsdk 2 ай бұрын

wasn't METO an actual Cold War Alliance in the region till the revolution in Iran?

@matthewkane1188 2 ай бұрын

Yes, and it fell apart almost immediately because once everyone agreed to join they realized one country had to be in charge and then the other countries may lose power or become subservient to that country and broke up. That is pretty much what has always happened in the Middle East since the WW1.

@jgibbs2020 2 ай бұрын

I would mount a giant Jon Stewart flag on my truck and drive around all day with a smile on my face.

@LizardOfmonaco-uc7rd 2 ай бұрын

Until democrats burn that flag or give you a fine for driving a none EV car.

@accidental-life 2 ай бұрын

I have bad epilepsy where I deal with all 4 types and that brain freeze joke was HILARIOUS!!!😂

@MavvyMaloneTV 2 ай бұрын

🍦Ice Cream🍦It is your fault, kiddo 😭😂🤣🤣

@checkmate5338 2 ай бұрын

Apple prevented Jon Stewart from discussing this on their show.

@ljeanabldr 2 ай бұрын

Jon for prez!!!

@monalotfy1065 2 ай бұрын

You are one of a kind ,man😂😂

@henrikep8724 2 ай бұрын

Kosta on top of his game 😂

@andreguerin4863 2 ай бұрын

Am I hearing Start Wearing Purple at 0:58?

@gregorycarver9256 2 ай бұрын

Get Professor Jeffrey Sachs for Columbia University on the show to discuss Palestine and Ukraine. Thanks!

@zubetp 2 ай бұрын

so stressed that he called a cone a "cylinder." those are two different shapes my friend

@h3egypt 2 ай бұрын

Mr. George spoke about it clearly, and I agree with him that a two state solution will only prolong the conflict. we should all be considering a one state democratic solution.. with half a parliament and half government for each forcing them to work together

@mementomori7825 2 ай бұрын

doesn't really work that well in the US..

@jdt2003 2 ай бұрын

Amazing how much attention the US media give to 7million people in a certain region of the world. Other regions get very little air time.

@gaigequalmann9570 2 ай бұрын

An ice cream “cylinder”? 🤔

@ivonageorge9271 2 ай бұрын

😂 love these satires

@paulh9979 2 ай бұрын

I'd proudly and gladly vote for Jon Stewart for president.

@notbraindead7298 2 ай бұрын

What do you have against John?

@alexnordness7025 2 ай бұрын

Anyone else think Biden saying, "It's close" was ironic? Just because his body gesture to me indicated to read as... well looked at least to me like, "what's in my hand and leave me alone idiots? It's close". Give this guy four more imo. I think he's smarter than some people want other people to think because they don't get his dad jokes.

@annelynn8708 2 ай бұрын

Thank you Jon. Thank you!!!

@amehayami934 2 ай бұрын

Chimera pronunciation: (Kai-mire-as)

@clrbrk9108 2 ай бұрын

Nothing says “I’m reading a prepared statement” like mispronouncing the one uncommon word in it. I wish we didn’t have to take these Republican clowns seriously.

@jgibbs2020 2 ай бұрын

I would camp out all night to be the first person in my district to vote for Jon Stewart.

@The.Apartheid.Is.Real. 2 ай бұрын

Isn’t this from last week? Is Stewart just gonna randomly do episodes or are we gonna see new content from him at least once a week?… (since that’s why we’re here)…

@TheProgaddict 2 ай бұрын

He is on every monday

@mzunnurain 2 ай бұрын

Summary

@k8giggles 2 ай бұрын

This is the summary episode highlighting the monologue portions of each episode from the past week. They’ve released an episode like this every Friday.

@morpheus3140 2 ай бұрын

I thought I saw this all ready? why does it say 12 hours ago?

@biguglycreek916 2 ай бұрын

at 2:38 the answer is spoken. Will it be heard?

@HelHathNoFury1111 2 ай бұрын

Jon Stewart every day, please.

@christianhansen3292 2 ай бұрын

uh ya ya ya ya , yeah that is a machine gun! lol

@veritas2222 2 ай бұрын

METO! I vote for it!

@jamielunes1841 2 ай бұрын

It's a cone 😂😂😂

@mnpetersx 2 ай бұрын

The fact that we supply weapons for this conflict is insane. What should be implemented is for any deal for weapons they have to do 50% in farming equipment and have to show a plan to farm the area between both countries.

@rm4po4 2 ай бұрын

It's Monday...where's that cease-fire?

@ryanquerec3051 2 ай бұрын

I miss the old theme song

@emiliog.4432 2 ай бұрын

Religion. It will destroy any chance for peace. So forget it John Stewart. Here, there and everywhere.

@user-vg6so7wu4o 2 ай бұрын

2:04 😂😂😂😂

@almostkatie8461 2 ай бұрын

The worst part is that pro choice people warned that the Alabama court case was possible, but pro life people didn't care until it affected them. The goal isn't to protect life; the goal is to control it.

@MrMezmerized 2 ай бұрын

I had already seen some stuff about CPAC but I hadn't realised they had gone full nuthouse.

@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI 2 ай бұрын

As far as the motion he made in reference to machine guns... I've made that same reaction face shooting a beautiful jeweled blot BDL in 300 winmag with a stunningly exy two tone walnut and black capped onyx stock and diamond carved ergonomic grip with a buffalo leather shoulder sling secured with polished copper pins rings and swivel, topped with a Leopold VX-3 scope....it was a single shot. I had to clean my pants. I wouldn't consider that a machine gun. Err...or did he mean from the continuous recoil?

@Weirdbrit 2 ай бұрын

I think around 1/3 of that were actual words and 1/6 of that made any sense

@galvanaut7119 2 ай бұрын

@@WeirdbritYou are generous.

@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI 2 ай бұрын

@@Weirdbrit it was a 🥜 joke.🤨 I'm too broke to own guns and it belongs to my father.

@markhammond7452 2 ай бұрын

Sykes-Picot set many things in motion.

@elanasilverman4468 2 ай бұрын

Jon, as a fellow Jew I have at LEAST two mutually exclusive beliefs about everything. All three of us think you're right. Rock On.

@ErikfromNorway 2 ай бұрын

❤😂 talking about positive ice cream anatoligy they must have thought about the same when theymade the name» c Pack ?!»😅😂

@naverilllang 2 ай бұрын

It's pronounced "chimera" for anyone wondering

@SSNReactorOperator 2 ай бұрын

Did he really put his phone down with the flashlight on…?!

@jaustill237 2 ай бұрын

Going to regret that when he sees his battery level.

@notbraindead7298 2 ай бұрын

Yes, if in fact it was his phone.

@joshmartin125 2 ай бұрын

Jon Stewart would be a fantastic president.

@notbraindead7298 2 ай бұрын

What do you have against John??

@dingus7081 2 ай бұрын

Well these are all scripted so, we don't know how he truly is

@martinweirum9515 2 ай бұрын

You don't think he has a saying on what he says/is in the script? You actually think he would say something he doesn't agree with?? And remember that he does make fun of it all - and of both Trump & Biden. He mainly just points out the hypocrisy & stupidity of certain people and situations really.. :) @@dingus7081

@EbyKat 2 ай бұрын

Why is Kosta howling?

@AestheticaWolf 2 ай бұрын

LEGIT my dad took me for ice cream to tell me he was divorcing my mom 😂 I was 19. 🎉 I still love ice cream tho.

@Sunfl75 2 ай бұрын

WE are not anywere, Jon. THEY are somewhere.

@santiagotorrezsegarra7790 2 ай бұрын

didnt they try METO before? I recall it did not end well for them.

@igmusicandflying 2 ай бұрын

I'm here for the human/animal chimichangas.

@mcfishyfirst253 2 ай бұрын

#GODBLESSTHEDEAD

@thdgcfx 2 ай бұрын

Why was this reuploaded???

@SusanOnTVShows 2 ай бұрын

They always to do a this week in news video at the end of the week. It isn't a reupload.

@Mastermindyoung14 2 ай бұрын

@@SusanOnTVShows it certainly is a reupload This isn't a fever dream.... This was posted already.

@SusanOnTVShows 2 ай бұрын

@@Mastermindyoung14 When was it uploaded the first time?

@Atmatan_Kabbaher 2 ай бұрын

@@Mastermindyoung14This is literally four different episodes in one clip video dude. Fix your brain.

@miriamklier7426 2 ай бұрын

I vote for option 3!

@operating 2 ай бұрын

Here’s a thought, how about no more religious thinking in government. Hmm. That way you can help protect everybody.

@user-kw4zk5kl8b 2 ай бұрын

slam dunk thanku

@lseh4720 2 ай бұрын

Share the land above, because you’ll have to share it below….

@alinecorpataux225 2 ай бұрын

Why does Costa make that noise after talking about his single years? 10:06

@WaitingxInxSilence 2 ай бұрын

His howling was a reference to the old slang where men who try to get with lots of women are “dogs.” Like in the lyrics of “Who Let the Dogs Out.”

@Sol-0T-hn5ro 2 ай бұрын

Welcome back my much much angrier king.

@yorucyber2630 2 ай бұрын

I love you CPAC hahahahaha

@georgeorwell4509 2 ай бұрын

Who didn't see all the prosecutions being delayed until after the election?

@surlypiratewench1969 2 ай бұрын

😡😡😡😡😡😝😡

@user-ts7br6xd5j 2 ай бұрын

I don't understand, how is IVF under threat? How is this a problem? And why is it necessary to stop human cloning or designer babies? I thought the motto was to each their own?