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16 күн бұрын

Joe Biden said he might drop out of the race if the "Lord Almighty" came down and told him to. So has anyone asked any divine beings their thoughts? Jon Stewart and The Daily Show News Team help deliver that godly message to Joe Biden from above. #DailyShow #Biden #LordAlmighty
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@stevensacks5479
@stevensacks5479 15 күн бұрын
“I reached enlightenment AND my weight goal” - underrated line 😂
@TesserId
@TesserId 14 күн бұрын
Yeah, that's the line that really got me.
@dirkwood4544
@dirkwood4544 14 күн бұрын
Ronny is a Simpson character come to life
@NicholasVincent-ol1zk
@NicholasVincent-ol1zk 14 күн бұрын
#20#29#38#45#54@10$ nyu lottery🤷
@NicholasVincent-ol1zk
@NicholasVincent-ol1zk 14 күн бұрын
My 123 the be see winners 4 everand publishing infinite house of lottery warfare.
@ExtremelyRadiant
@ExtremelyRadiant 14 күн бұрын
Nope. 😂 Classic. ❤ Ronnie trying hold THAT pose and try and look Peaceful?? 🎉 Priceless. 😊
@adelbenothmen9129
@adelbenothmen9129 15 күн бұрын
-Biden is not gonna fall for this -have you seen him lately?
@joachimschoder
@joachimschoder 14 күн бұрын
I have seen a lot of people ask Biden to step down. I don't remember any of them suggesting an alternative or a way to select that alternative in a way that wouldn't split the party. Okay, let's assume Biden steps down. Then what? Who is going to replace him? Who is this miracle candidate without any baggage and for which Republicans wouldn't come up with a lie to smear? There is a shitload of totally valid criticism against Biden. BUT ... I get annoyed when people ask Biden to step down without actually thinking about the consequences. In the last couple of weeks there has been a lot of more ink used on asking Biden to step down than on the fascism Trump wants to implement.
@adelbenothmen9129
@adelbenothmen9129 14 күн бұрын
@@joachimschoder if you really think that people asking Biden to step down didn't name alternatives, or didn't think of consequences, you're not following any of them. And seriously, you really think people cheering for Biden after the debate's scandal, thought of the consequences? It feels like he's trying to lose xd Moooost of people who are voting for Biden aren't voting for Biden, but voting against Trump despite Biden.
@Quivver77
@Quivver77 14 күн бұрын
Biden is an expert at falling for everything!
@joachimschoder
@joachimschoder 14 күн бұрын
@@adelbenothmen9129 Right. Because why would anybody vote for the president with the most progressive track record in decades? Look at the actual implemented policies and not what the media is telling you.
@Wedgenet
@Wedgenet 14 күн бұрын
Dr random internet commenter on the case!
@cbpd89
@cbpd89 14 күн бұрын
Ozempic Buddha is probably the best thing I'm gonna see all week.
@SmallSpoonBrigade
@SmallSpoonBrigade 14 күн бұрын
I like how they wen that direction rather than making him Indian Buddha.
@warriorwaitress7690
@warriorwaitress7690 12 күн бұрын
I think he's also Rogaine Buddha.
@fords_nothere_100
@fords_nothere_100 5 күн бұрын
I was thinking Wegovey Buddha - has nice ring to it.
@goodgirlsarentboring5713
@goodgirlsarentboring5713 12 күн бұрын
I've never seen kosta and josh standing next to each other before. I didn't realize Josh was so short 😂
@juna1642
@juna1642 10 күн бұрын
me too. my man is adorable
@ensabahnur3104
@ensabahnur3104 10 күн бұрын
Josh isn't short Kosta is 6 '4
@dim7363
@dim7363 9 күн бұрын
I also thought that Kosta was wearing heels or something! Crazy height difference
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 15 күн бұрын
"Sometimes things run out of steam. Take it from us, the Marvel Cinematic Universe." 😁
@jaysongonzalez6025
@jaysongonzalez6025 15 күн бұрын
So true
@TrickOrRetreat
@TrickOrRetreat 14 күн бұрын
Rest in pieces 🎉
@robkoper841
@robkoper841 14 күн бұрын
Brutal.
@chunificationify
@chunificationify 14 күн бұрын
That was the Supreme line
@user-tb4ij7zx1y
@user-tb4ij7zx1y 14 күн бұрын
Marvel is a trump supporter I no longer watch or buy anything marvel I don't care how much you mock him. He has done a lot for this country and he has my vote Biden Harris 2024 Voting entire ballot blue
@oxpolitik
@oxpolitik 14 күн бұрын
"Take it from us, the Marvel Cinematic Universe." 😂 Best line.
@ADjustinG2013
@ADjustinG2013 14 күн бұрын
You do realize Deadpool & Wolverine is easily the biggest movie of the year, right?
@zolo49noname45
@zolo49noname45 14 күн бұрын
@@ADjustinG2013 But it's definitely fair to say that, compared to its peak when Endgame came out, the MCU has lost a fair bit of steam due to churning out way too many products and a lot of those products being average at best.
@VinceValentine
@VinceValentine 14 күн бұрын
@@ADjustinG2013 It's not out yet.
@pokermitten9795
@pokermitten9795 14 күн бұрын
​@ADjustinG2013 no, I don't realize that about something that hasn't happened yet. Do you realize the next powerball numbers too?
@SconnerStudios
@SconnerStudios 13 күн бұрын
Problem is, biden wouldn't believe that because he doesn't know what a guardian of the galaxy is unless he thinks it's Neil Armstrong. Biden needs 1930s detective batman to tell him "listen see. You need to step down. Also smoke a pack of camels every day to stay healthy and buy government bonds to stop the germans from winning the war". Now Joe would certainly fall for that.
@SenorDesmadre
@SenorDesmadre 14 күн бұрын
The Lord Almighty is on the other side of the universe helping an intelligent species.
@m0-m0597
@m0-m0597 13 күн бұрын
You mean like people who actually practice religion and aren't spiteful towards it out of ignorance? ^^
@SenorDesmadre
@SenorDesmadre 13 күн бұрын
@@m0-m0597 No, I mean all of us.
@azure4100
@azure4100 11 күн бұрын
I welcome our extraterrestrial alien overlords.
@Kretion666
@Kretion666 6 күн бұрын
@@m0-m0597 UR IGNORANT
@bennyboogenheimer4553
@bennyboogenheimer4553 14 күн бұрын
"I'm the Ozempic Buddha." OMFG!😂🤣😂🤣😂 Ronny for the Win!
@MissWhiskers
@MissWhiskers 14 күн бұрын
As a Scandinavian, I feel very included. 😂
@JWHealing
@JWHealing 14 күн бұрын
💕
@johnboettcher1962
@johnboettcher1962 15 күн бұрын
I’ll vote AGAINST Trump - whatever that means. But I would love to - for a change - vote FOR someone.
@Lawlzinator
@Lawlzinator 15 күн бұрын
Sad, sad sheep
@lauralafauve5520
@lauralafauve5520 15 күн бұрын
@@johnboettcher1962 ikr?
@michealrosen
@michealrosen 15 күн бұрын
Sad story when you have to vote an old man who thinks he's a black women that just met the french president who died in 1995 just 2 weeks ago, and he still thinks it's 2020 to block an old criminal 😂
@zoefezius6615
@zoefezius6615 15 күн бұрын
@@Lawlzinator better sheep than lemming
@michealrosen
@michealrosen 15 күн бұрын
Sad story when you have to vote an old man who thinks he's a black women that just met the french president who died in 1995 just 2 weeks ago, and he still thinks it's 2020 to block an old criminal.
@charlesgerber4942
@charlesgerber4942 14 күн бұрын
This is the best written & delivered sketch they’ve had since Jon’s first stint a TDS. This crew is hitting their stride just in time for the election and I couldn’t be more excited! - signed an OG Daily Show viewer
@Mdautkreix
@Mdautkreix 13 күн бұрын
Agreed!
@UnrulyRantLord
@UnrulyRantLord 12 күн бұрын
Love how he bashes both sides. Seems to make fun of the entire spectrum
@TornSparrow1974
@TornSparrow1974 14 күн бұрын
One of the best skits they've ever done..
@orin0083
@orin0083 15 күн бұрын
loll Ronny's Ozempic Buddha made my day 😂
@LizzyMcD
@LizzyMcD 14 күн бұрын
I was upset about the Biden bashing but this was hilarious Ronnie Chieng.
@Ensiferum888
@Ensiferum888 14 күн бұрын
The source of all Instagram wisdom lol
@nyanuwu4209
@nyanuwu4209 14 күн бұрын
@@LizzyMcD Nobody bashed Biden.
@mikesell123
@mikesell123 15 күн бұрын
"we get it, yer jewish" - my sides left my body
@thedarcbird
@thedarcbird 14 күн бұрын
Makes me think of Toby... (Fans of Rowan Atkinson will get this.)
@mikesell123
@mikesell123 14 күн бұрын
@@thedarcbird I don't get this
@studio54studio
@studio54studio 14 күн бұрын
@@mikesell123 😅
@b1646717
@b1646717 14 күн бұрын
If Gandalf showed up at my place and told me to do something, I probably would.
@caucasoidape8838
@caucasoidape8838 12 күн бұрын
He gets pretty scary if you don't.
@sonia625
@sonia625 14 күн бұрын
Jon at the end looking at them like “awww look at those children I’ve raised!” 🥺
@firstnamelastname9918
@firstnamelastname9918 13 күн бұрын
Aww! That's both sweet, touching, and awesome! And all while proving I can't count!
@valinorean4816
@valinorean4816 10 күн бұрын
@@firstnamelastname9918 the phrase you're looking for is "at the same time"
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 15 күн бұрын
"I reached enlightenment AND my weight goal." 🤣
@DevjKaiser
@DevjKaiser 15 күн бұрын
Ozempic Buddha 🤣
@FlawlesSanshiro
@FlawlesSanshiro 14 күн бұрын
...unlimited power! 😂
@johncaccioppo1142
@johncaccioppo1142 14 күн бұрын
... except vision! 😎
@davidsonderby3676
@davidsonderby3676 14 күн бұрын
The only person that has the charisma and energy to win this late in the cycle is you Jon. It's time to step up and do it.
@sumomaster5585
@sumomaster5585 14 күн бұрын
what's gonna change really?
@kozmosis3486
@kozmosis3486 14 күн бұрын
Jon deserves better.
@Mdautkreix
@Mdautkreix 13 күн бұрын
#CandidacyToRestoreSanity #2024
@ARolls-dd2zd
@ARolls-dd2zd 12 күн бұрын
If I thought you would remotely do it I'd agree. So does this no proof of citizenship required by the Dems mean Canadians can come down and vote too?😊😊
@johnhendrickson300
@johnhendrickson300 7 күн бұрын
The daily show with Jon Stewart back has been a definite upgrade 🤣
@IsiahBradley
@IsiahBradley 15 күн бұрын
"The source of all Instagram wisdom." LOL!!!
@OccuBot2011
@OccuBot2011 15 күн бұрын
This current cast is 🔥 🔥 🔥
@charlesgerber4942
@charlesgerber4942 14 күн бұрын
The delivery and writing was perfection, got me all jazzed up for the election coverage
@jeicee984
@jeicee984 14 күн бұрын
I just hoped Roy wood jr didn’t leave 😢
@OccuBot2011
@OccuBot2011 14 күн бұрын
@@jeicee984 they should have given him the show
@tasteslikewall
@tasteslikewall 14 күн бұрын
Needs more Jessica Williams. Everyone else has their counterpart except John.
@OccuBot2011
@OccuBot2011 14 күн бұрын
@@tasteslikewall she’s in the movies now. But yes, more would be great
@markfurlong9542
@markfurlong9542 14 күн бұрын
dang, this segment was jam-packed. I can't even pick a favorite line.
@aquamarine99911
@aquamarine99911 14 күн бұрын
"Buddy cop Jesuses". So many great lines in this bit.
@MarvinMonroe
@MarvinMonroe 15 күн бұрын
"laughing Buddha" is Budai, a 10th century Chinese monk. Not the actual Buddha, the Indian guy who lived 1500 years prior
@itdept3088
@itdept3088 13 күн бұрын
first not Indian, second 2500 years prior #BuddhawasborninNepal
@sunrays1279
@sunrays1279 13 күн бұрын
Buddha was born in Nepal to a royal family. So he was Nepalese, however he got his enlightenment in India and became the Gautam Buddha.
@Mdautkreix
@Mdautkreix 13 күн бұрын
Biden won’t know the difference
@MarvinMonroe
@MarvinMonroe 12 күн бұрын
@@itdept3088 500BC is 1500 years before 1000AD. Are you saying Buddha was born around 1500BC?
@Satanreincarnation-zg6sl
@Satanreincarnation-zg6sl 10 күн бұрын
@@sunrays1279, 🤔! When was the Kingdom of Nepal created and when was Gautama Siddharth born?
@auslandermercury972
@auslandermercury972 15 күн бұрын
“Buddy cop Jesuses” 🤣
@harrydhannan
@harrydhannan 11 күн бұрын
Brilliant. You guys are sensational. I’m laughing but I feel I should be crying at the reality of the situation.
@bobbybob3865
@bobbybob3865 7 күн бұрын
It IS so bad it's funny.
@Mystik3eb
@Mystik3eb 12 күн бұрын
So glad Josh Johnson is part of the Daily Show.
@DNTXPCTMCH
@DNTXPCTMCH 15 күн бұрын
Thank you for reminding me to laugh when it's hard to find happiness. 😂
@auslandermercury972
@auslandermercury972 15 күн бұрын
“We get it, Jon, you’re Jewish.” 😂
@SmallSpoonBrigade
@SmallSpoonBrigade 14 күн бұрын
I was surprised it took that long.
@kansairobot2015
@kansairobot2015 14 күн бұрын
that was epic. I LOLed at that
@richardspinner7708
@richardspinner7708 14 күн бұрын
The Lord Almighty just spoke to me and He said Trump needs to drop out. Amen!
@p.ipebomb
@p.ipebomb 12 күн бұрын
Biden voters all lame and victims of everything 😂 Yesss we get it, everything is 'racist' and 'transphobia'. We're always 'oppressed'
@audralynn7454
@audralynn7454 11 күн бұрын
Did anyone else expect Alanis Morrisette to come out at the end?! 😂😂😂
@lauralafauve5520
@lauralafauve5520 15 күн бұрын
#MedicareForAll Let's make America healthy again!
@manuelpulla532
@manuelpulla532 15 күн бұрын
They would rather have these two then give us M4A 😩😭
@coucoubrandy1079
@coucoubrandy1079 15 күн бұрын
From a non murican, no miracle can make that happen !
@lauralafauve5520
@lauralafauve5520 15 күн бұрын
@@manuelpulla532 well, I plan on reminding them that we need it. I can't say " What would Jesus do?" because Jesus could just wave his hand, or something, and people would be cured! Lol. These big changes seem to take about a hundred years to come about. (When I've made timelines to see when movements started and then began to show visible progress.) There seems, to me, to be no other option than to keep trying. Eventually, it will happen. Not as soon as you and I would like, but if we keep working, it will happen.
@summteach
@summteach 15 күн бұрын
@@manuelpulla532lmao fr
@lauralafauve5520
@lauralafauve5520 15 күн бұрын
@@coucoubrandy1079 from what I've studied the rule of thumb has been that it takes about a hundred years for movements to have an affect (at least in America). That does make it seem like it will never happen, since few of us will live to see one hundred years. Maybe my grandchildren or their children will benefit from the work of people trying to bring M4A to America. I wish I could change it tomorrow, but this is the best I can do for now.
@simontemplar.8668
@simontemplar.8668 15 күн бұрын
As a German historian I am kinda sorry for you Americans... Then again Europe is also in somewhat of a dire situation.
@squamish4244
@squamish4244 15 күн бұрын
Not as bad as you could have been given the events of the last few days, at least for now.
@5m0k3y9
@5m0k3y9 15 күн бұрын
Not so much now in Brittan, France and Belgium!💙 The "global" media and polls are lying to the world in support of authoritarian dictatorships, Because a few billionaires want more money and power!
@jhonshephard921
@jhonshephard921 14 күн бұрын
look on the bright side. France staved off disaster even if you guys may not have and they will be ready for round 3 if the AFD insists on it. Unfortunately we don't know which side the US will be on this time.
@johnnystulic42
@johnnystulic42 14 күн бұрын
I don't disagree about Europe but as a German historian surely you remember it could be worse
@simontemplar.8668
@simontemplar.8668 14 күн бұрын
@@johnnystulic42 That's true. I fondly remember the last time we lost against England in a soccer match. That historical downfall of Teutonic prestige broke my heart.
@ReflectionTool637
@ReflectionTool637 14 күн бұрын
Great writers. The best thing out there these days.
@brianp235
@brianp235 11 күн бұрын
The Daily show is absolutely KILLING IT lately!
@donstevens3888
@donstevens3888 15 күн бұрын
One thing I know for sure is: I will vote against Trump comes November, no matter who ends up being the Democratic nominee.
@pudd66
@pudd66 15 күн бұрын
Agreed, but wouldn't it be great if the Democrats gave us someone we didn't have to feel icky about?
@HellaGust
@HellaGust 15 күн бұрын
@@pudd66 Not to mention someone who could actually attract undecided voters rather than scare them off. The biggest problem with Biden isn't that he's unpalatable to people who'll vote against Trump no matter what. It's that he's got no appeal to people outside of that group. That's a problem.
@jefff7287
@jefff7287 15 күн бұрын
Your vote and my vote do not matter, because of that mindset. Because of the friggen EC, the only votes that matter are the swing state independents, and Biden is losing them handily and WILL lose them. That's the point.
@Erizedd
@Erizedd 15 күн бұрын
You're f*ed either way.
@dabuster55
@dabuster55 15 күн бұрын
"Democracy... its about not voting for the other guy right?" -democrats Meanwhile just ignore the clearly better RFK
@savagepro9060
@savagepro9060 15 күн бұрын
Black Jesus wears a wig for a beard. Now that's a serious miracle, right there!
@cait.alexander
@cait.alexander 12 күн бұрын
Costumes had a blast with this one!
@Captainafrica289
@Captainafrica289 14 күн бұрын
Sometimes, things run out of steam… take it from us, the Marvel Cinematic Universe.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ADjustinG2013
@ADjustinG2013 14 күн бұрын
2 weeks away from marvel having the biggest movie of the year.
@Jfreak7
@Jfreak7 14 күн бұрын
When he said "let it go" at the end, should have had Queen Elsa walk by.
@auslandermercury972
@auslandermercury972 15 күн бұрын
“Ozempic Buddha “ 🤣
@darrenmaglione6235
@darrenmaglione6235 14 күн бұрын
I will vote for Biden even if he's on life support over trump any day!
@ADjustinG2013
@ADjustinG2013 14 күн бұрын
All we asked for was a better prinary candidate. You didn't deliver now u lay in the bed u made
@crazyman8472
@crazyman8472 14 күн бұрын
This is why the Daily Show has “The Best F***ing News Team Ever”. 😎
@AsifKhan-hf9zy
@AsifKhan-hf9zy 14 күн бұрын
the jokes were epic on this one.........
@buckiesmalls
@buckiesmalls 15 күн бұрын
"Not part of the costume, I am just a lesbien."
@utbunny
@utbunny 14 күн бұрын
Sounds like Disney
@buckiesmalls
@buckiesmalls 14 күн бұрын
@@utbunny does it? Elaborate. We talking sounds like Mickey, Dumbo, Donald duck?
@DroZzhat
@DroZzhat 14 күн бұрын
@@buckiesmalls You've seen the new star wars right..? Who the heck thinks of mickey or donald duck when they think of disney anymore?
@jongyon7192p
@jongyon7192p 14 күн бұрын
@@DroZzhat What, you mean those 2 Kingdom Hearts characters? I sure love Final Fantasy!
@gretchenpritchard4778
@gretchenpritchard4778 14 күн бұрын
"And Home Depot had a sale" 🤣
@curtisevans4100
@curtisevans4100 14 күн бұрын
Help us, Lord!
@ashleyen3
@ashleyen3 14 күн бұрын
Hindu here. Thanks John. ❤️
@davidjackson2179
@davidjackson2179 14 күн бұрын
Ozempic Buddha was my favorite 😂
@inchoateartgallery9433
@inchoateartgallery9433 15 күн бұрын
Jon Stewart 2024
@Tannusharma819
@Tannusharma819 15 күн бұрын
Ozempic Buddha 😂 how long is *XAI80T* there for us?
@ReapeX
@ReapeX 14 күн бұрын
easy spam report XAI bot
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 күн бұрын
not a bot, it's a scammer. reported
@mrbomplastik
@mrbomplastik 2 күн бұрын
Biden Fell for it🎉🎉
@WRW1223
@WRW1223 14 күн бұрын
🩵🇺🇸 sobbing laughing and thank you all- Jon glad you’re back and wish you’d run!!
@sakastargemeg7683
@sakastargemeg7683 15 күн бұрын
This current cast is 🔥 🔥 🔥 This *XAI80T* is actually lit
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 күн бұрын
scammer reported
@crumbled-cookie
@crumbled-cookie 15 күн бұрын
Thanks Gandalf, it was worth a try
@RawAngelix
@RawAngelix 14 күн бұрын
" I have a VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE, right here... 🤣🤣🤣.
@Pthommie
@Pthommie 14 күн бұрын
"I'm Ozempic Buddha." 🤣😅😂
@just_another_nerd
@just_another_nerd 15 күн бұрын
Love you, Jon Stewart 😂 The most hilarious thing I saw in a while, thank you ❤ (And yeah... At some point, someone must explain The Sunk Cost Falacy to the man (who is still very much worthy of respect by the way))
@QWEStudios
@QWEStudios 14 күн бұрын
That MCU roast was on point
@sydsmusicpluspage
@sydsmusicpluspage 14 күн бұрын
Love the Daily Show! About the only thing keeping me sane in the Insane times that we are in.
@amitsingh822
@amitsingh822 15 күн бұрын
“I reached enlightenment AND my weight goal” - underrated line 😂 obviously *XAI80T* is in a great spot
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 күн бұрын
scammer reported
@MrPilgrim
@MrPilgrim 14 күн бұрын
“Oh Jesus Christ” 😂😂😂😂😂
@assininecomment1630
@assininecomment1630 12 күн бұрын
Ooooh...! _Ensemble_ cast episode. Very nice work, peoples. 👏😊
@Stacey-ul3oe
@Stacey-ul3oe 15 күн бұрын
Ozempic Budda 😱😱 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jeremycook_
@Jeremycook_ 15 күн бұрын
JOSEPH, THIS IS THE LORD. I'M SORRY I HAD TO DELAY YOUR RSVP. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER RUTH BADER GINSBURG SITUATION. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. SEE YOU SOON BUCKO
@707Berto
@707Berto 15 күн бұрын
There isn't a Vice SCOTUS...
@J.M.-nb4gw
@J.M.-nb4gw 15 күн бұрын
​@@707Bertothanks you beat me to it 🙄
@Jeremycook_
@Jeremycook_ 14 күн бұрын
@@707Berto I realize that but if she held on a little longer Biden would have picked the next SCOTUS not Trump. Now do you understand my comment... l mean the lords proclamation.
@707Berto
@707Berto 14 күн бұрын
@@Jeremycook_ Huh?
@Jeremycook_
@Jeremycook_ 14 күн бұрын
@@707Berto nevermind berto, don't worry about it. I can't type slower to help you undestand.
@stefanhoimes
@stefanhoimes 14 күн бұрын
Watching Ronny break Jon made my day.
@PetitChef29
@PetitChef29 14 күн бұрын
Oh JStewart you are King! Absolutely, without a doubt.
@karinapinn2431
@karinapinn2431 14 күн бұрын
Biden 2024🇺🇸
@ADjustinG2013
@ADjustinG2013 14 күн бұрын
Lol
@rabindrabehera3219
@rabindrabehera3219 15 күн бұрын
It's the thumbnail😂😂😂I had to watch this❤ should know *XAI80T* is in its prime
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 күн бұрын
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@edub9930
@edub9930 14 күн бұрын
Emmy award winning sketch right there 🏆 😂😅🤣👏
@braha6737
@braha6737 14 күн бұрын
Love you man,you are the only one I listen to with joy,thank you.
@Nikhil-Inik
@Nikhil-Inik 15 күн бұрын
Old Simpson joke drive like this this *XAI80T* is well done, thanks for the headsup
@ReapeX
@ReapeX 14 күн бұрын
easy spam report XAI bot
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 күн бұрын
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@HungPhamVan-ir6dt
@HungPhamVan-ir6dt 15 күн бұрын
I’m voting for Biden, I know my options.
@jefff7287
@jefff7287 15 күн бұрын
Your vote and my vote do not matter, because of that mindset. Because of the friggen EC, the only votes that matter are the swing state independents, and Biden is losing them handily and WILL lose them. That's the point.
@jakethedog4397
@jakethedog4397 15 күн бұрын
Me too 💙
@stinew358
@stinew358 15 күн бұрын
Me three
@masondegaulle5731
@masondegaulle5731 15 күн бұрын
Old doddery wise guy or fishmemory insane sociopath too affected to grasp moral weight. Such a hard choice.
@snakebarber
@snakebarber 15 күн бұрын
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT
@coltonsimms763
@coltonsimms763 13 күн бұрын
This is the first episode of the daily show in at least a decade. Very pleased.
@savagepro9060
@savagepro9060 15 күн бұрын
It's marvelous how, even Marvel runs outta steam!
@prateekmahapatra1789
@prateekmahapatra1789 14 күн бұрын
Oh my gawwwwwwwdd , the bots have attacked the comment section
@JP_Names
@JP_Names 14 күн бұрын
Is them signing all of their comments with that random XAI watermark thing new or is everyone else seeing that? I mean ftw, makes it a lot easier to report, but dang
@Missunderstood103
@Missunderstood103 14 күн бұрын
I reported about 15 of them, I think.
@zoranblackie5921
@zoranblackie5921 14 күн бұрын
Likewise, report report report, but then you refresh and they're still there
@healthstartshere
@healthstartshere 12 күн бұрын
Ronny Chang makes me laugh so hard!!😂😂😂
@DPB1947
@DPB1947 12 күн бұрын
Jon and his team are brilliant. Thanks to them, I can laugh to keep me from getting totally despaired.
@TinaWina1
@TinaWina1 15 күн бұрын
Ozempic Buddha 😂
@snowstrobe
@snowstrobe 15 күн бұрын
Aw, they have fun.
@Physiker17
@Physiker17 14 күн бұрын
I loved EVERYTHING about this segment.
@balmpatchvideos
@balmpatchvideos 14 күн бұрын
Tread lightly!!!!
@MrinmoyeegamerGamer-mq5fe
@MrinmoyeegamerGamer-mq5fe 15 күн бұрын
Ozempic Buddah was the best line. how long is *XAI80T* opened to us?
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 күн бұрын
This is a scammer using likebots. avoid the channel
@KGNmusic-td6us
@KGNmusic-td6us 15 күн бұрын
Let's make America healthy again! joining *XAI80T* was right! Thank you for the headsup
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 күн бұрын
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@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 14 күн бұрын
“Oh, Jesus Christ.” “YES!!!”
@denisegarcia6441
@denisegarcia6441 14 күн бұрын
Ozempic Buddha! 😂
@bestoftiktok8950
@bestoftiktok8950 14 күн бұрын
Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a fatal mistake - Trumpoleon
@ivanwilliamson4824
@ivanwilliamson4824 14 күн бұрын
Amen Melinated Jesus🔥🔥🔥🔥
@rainbowtropolis
@rainbowtropolis 14 күн бұрын
This was the best thing I've seen all day, and twice because I watched it on TV, then on here! 👍👋
@lautjeclause2069
@lautjeclause2069 14 күн бұрын
Love it ❤️❤️❤️ the chemistry of the correspondents is on point in this bit👌😍
@golupaswan2192
@golupaswan2192 15 күн бұрын
Japan endorses Stewart as President for 2024 🇯🇵🇺🇸🎉 hope more believe and understand *XAI80T* after all
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 күн бұрын
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@AmericanUS2024
@AmericanUS2024 14 күн бұрын
I voted for Biden in 2020. If he is the nominee, I m not voting on this election. Biden will lose in a landslide to Trump, and he deserves it because it is putting personal ego versus the wellbeing for the country. So congratulations Republicans you will win the presidency, the house, the senate, and you already have the Supreme Court.
@Cgluckygeming
@Cgluckygeming 15 күн бұрын
Desi for Presi greatest move today was *XAI80T* as you said
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X 14 күн бұрын
Desi Lydic is ironically how I spell Dyslexic. 😂
@Itcouldbebunnies
@Itcouldbebunnies 14 күн бұрын
​@@ZERO_O7X Please do not engage with the spambots. Thank you.
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 күн бұрын
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@AdrianaConnor
@AdrianaConnor 12 күн бұрын
This is my first time in this comment 😅😂 seriously I laughed out of my mouth 🤣
@aldelaniz5726
@aldelaniz5726 2 күн бұрын
Who came back to watch this?
@user-jt2js5cx6t
@user-jt2js5cx6t 15 күн бұрын
Love you, Jon Stewart 😂 The most hilarious thing I saw in a while, thank you ❤ (And yeah... At some point, someone must explain The Sunk Cost Falacy to the man (who is still very much worthy of respect by the way)) should know *XAI80T* is in its prime
@likebot.
@likebot. 14 күн бұрын
this is a scammer. don't give him the time of day, stay away from his channel
@MarcellaCarioca
@MarcellaCarioca 15 күн бұрын
The debate is over. Time to talk about the policies each side is presenting... you know, actual politics.
@edgarcayce2.02
@edgarcayce2.02 15 күн бұрын
The GOP doesn't do policy anymore. Where have you been?
@BichaeldeAngelo
@BichaeldeAngelo 15 күн бұрын
If an ineffective leader is unable to execute those policies, that is of concern- also, you think foreign leaders aren't now completely empowered to do whatever they want? No wonder Isreal has been walking all over us
@5m0k3y9
@5m0k3y9 15 күн бұрын
Watch Biden's speech the next day, he got some sleep after travelling through 4 time zones doing his job at the G-7 conference, and recovered from the cold he had!
@buckiesmalls
@buckiesmalls 15 күн бұрын
Yeah because his mental fitness is sure to increase in the next four years. He is putting everyone at risk, for his ego. 'Biden, if you lose and we become a dictatorship how would that make you feel' "Well as long as I did my best" Its not about you.. He has basically turned into trump, saying 'I am the only one that can fix this'
@crumbled-cookie
@crumbled-cookie 15 күн бұрын
Did you watch some Trump footage recently, he is talking about boats and batteries and will win.
@Seannaindia
@Seannaindia 12 күн бұрын
“Ozempic Buddha” 😂😂😂😂
@CODYj423
@CODYj423 13 күн бұрын
"The Lethal Weapon Jesuses"
@dabull1381
@dabull1381 15 күн бұрын
it's more probable that the almighty might call him up instead of coming down 😝
@michelleshava1477
@michelleshava1477 14 күн бұрын
Not Ozempic Buddha😂😂😂
@armandogonzales2960
@armandogonzales2960 11 күн бұрын
All of Josh's self-deprecating short jokes just landed at once.
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