@JonnM Great quote, Its sad but true.

Bill Maher can never give up his sick need to view the American Peasantry with contempt, and thus find satisfaction in supporting a party that does nothing anymore except harm them, and he knows will not change.

Thanks

Well said

Good quote. Thanks for reminding me of the saying. What a sense of humor that guy had...

Is that a good or bad thing?

@@Eidelmaniabad thing!!! Definitely bad!!!

@@Eidelmania A very very bad thing.

Nah because they who would be Pierre Trudeau, and without Daddy you don't get the son. What I think you mean is that you are ugly and find both of them more attractive then you.

I wish I could say there's no chance in hell he would win the presidency, but if I did, I'd be in denial.

America got new tits.

Yeah no one has seen Biden in 5 days. His office promised that if he ever dropped out there would be an official announcement made by him from the Oval office with cameras broadcasting it... Instead he dropped out via someone else posting it on his X feed for him... And poof he's gone.

Not quite, it's been three days and no ones "over it".

@@rlawrence9838 I am

Except the part about Kamala being unpopular and no one being excited about her. "We're not getting a superstar," looks like we did. Shit surprised everybody, and it's not even the convention yet.

It’s the weather

Southern California has year round beautiful weather.

i live in florida, and the streets are filled with them here, and yet no one cares. i guess cuz its a red state were not supposed to care.

Sunshine & little rain..! 🌴🍻🌅

NOT leaving, see youtube video with title "Biden is NOT LEAVING AI Version of Wolf of Wall Street"

😂😂

RFK

​@@ONEstunnas He's a character, no doubt.

We got one we like lol... can't speak for you

You mean horror show, Project 2025.

Could you explain the joke? I’m from Europe.

@ar1sm70 Plan B is the name of a morning after abortion pill

@@ar1sm70She’s the token black lady in the party. Her track record is appalling. She sent people to prison that she shouldn’t have and doesn’t care. Basically if Biden steps down then she’ll be the president so she’s the second plan. Hence no need to protect the second plan because she is the second plan to Biden stepping down.

@@ar1sm70 Plan B is a backup plan. You attempt something using the best method you can think of, it fails - now you try Plan B! Thus K. Harris is USA's Plan B. Also, 'Plan B' or 'the morning after pill' is an emergency contraceptive that a woman can take AFTER having sex to prevent pregnancy. (So using contraceptives should be your plan, but if you fail that, or find a hole in the condom, take Plan B. Plan B is not an abortion pill, it interrupts ovulation by preventing the release of an egg into the uterus, it cannot harm an embryo (egg already released and fertilized).

​@ar1sm70 "Plan B" is a euphemism, not sure if it's uniquely American, which means the alternative plan in case your preferred plan falls through. So, Kamala Harris running for President would be the Plan B to Biden. Plan B is also the brand name of an abortion pill a woman can take if pregnancy is detected early enough. So, "she won't just protect Plan B, she IS Plan B"

Agreed, on all counts!

Same!

Funny and factual.

a terrific monologue, non-stop laughter

I’m republican asf but I really enjoy bill maher, he’s intelligent

Biden was pretty sharp making those announcements about what happened

it derailed it for about 4 days.

Why wouldn't California be full of Mexicans? It used to Be Mexico before the US fought a war to take it from them. And has been trying to get rid of them ever since.

I’m glad he can have good days/moments but it’s unfortunately clear he’s in a severe cognitive decline. He just forgot his secretary of defense’s name and referred to him as “the black man”

Well, this comment aged like milk.

..Jack

cope

I listen to the show on podcast and it’s the same wooo guy and a lady laughing I think it’s a recording

did they get a sex change? they used to have a wacky wine-o real big bruiser sounding woman in there

Woo!

Weird we are on season 4, everyone was saying this in season 1

More like a dramedy. The stakes are too high to just be a straight comedy, but it would still work as a drama/tragedy with enough humor to undercut some of the tragedy.

History repeats itself first as a tragedy, then as a farce. we're the farce part actually.

It's worse than that. Your in American History X: part 2 and the KKK/Neonazis have won and have taken over both parties. At this point I think the Russians have operatives high up in the democratic party and they are pushing a weak lame duck, so they can get the Manturinan candidate voted in. The only people who win when the winner of the US election are Russian, Chinese, North Korean and Iranian. For the love of a safe, free world we need a miracle to happen, or we have no hope l, no hope at all.

We're a showtime drama that keeps being renewed even though it sucks.

They already had the script ready, like after the debate.

Present.

After Kamala rose in the polls. ✋

🙋‍♂️

@@lacountess she only has a 38% chance of winning as of right now

​@@darkendoceans1923 What are you talking about? She's leading in national polls and tied in swing states as off today. Update your data.

I don't like her cause in the 2020 primaries she tried to turn an innocent comment by Biden into a racist thing . There was no reason to play the card other than to try to elevate herself. I was really surprised Biden picked her .

It's amazing how quickly people forgot about that. People seemed to forget it by the time she was chosen as VP. But 4 years later, I still haven't forgotten.

Could tulsi be DTs VP pick?

Tulsi finished her as if it were Mortal Kombat.

@@HumanHamCube that would be a very unstoppable team.

Biden should remain in the race , age is not a factor as long as you have support and Biden has support , in a fair and free election , you step down when you lose not when your asked to leave , so based on the laws of the US , Biden has the right to run for another 4 years and he should stay in the race , I think Biden can still win , its up to the voters . So fair and free elections need to be put into full force and Biden needs to remain in the election and he might win or lose but stepping down will show weakness , but he should step it up #Biden 2024 / # Blue Wave

That happens when you are so stupid that they won't put you in charge of anything!

Something that I've been saying every time they say that Harris is next in line and should be the one to replace Biden I favor Buttigieg myself He has been the one out there explaining the administrations policies and responding to Biden's critics He has literally been the stand-in VP and I can't think of anything that Harris has done I also like that he served in Afghanistan and speaks 8 friggin languages Imagine how funny it would be if he turns to his interpreter and says, 'Actually, what they said is...'

​@@ImmuneToTrollHatenah. He's gay. That won't fly. Sorry. You need a red blooded male to defeat Trump.

Spoiler

Yes. I feel like this studio has a laugh light that has a reaction meter, or some shit like that? It's fuckin annoying.

It's called a laugh track

@@user-zk1zy1fy7o no it isn't. These are real people which makes it even sadder.

@@cdb5001 dude they have been using the same laugh tracks since the 80s you can tell

@@user-zk1zy1fy7o there are many episodes when the crowd turns on Bill or his guests because they disagree with what they're saying. You've clearly never watched the show.

There’s a guy to that laughs but I think they calmed him and there’s also a “whoo” guy that’s absolutely horrible.

Same annoying "whoo!" guy every week. Must be some sycophantic staffer.​@@alejandronopasanada5302

Those people are audience plants

His audience SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

I HATE the whoo guy

Great meaningless analogy

Good point 🤔

See cousin Oliver . . .

Great meaningless rebuttal.

@@cjkmelee Your existence is a meaningless analogy

Pritzger is a douche

Right? Does Bill even know about the guy? He's probably just assuming he's a moderate because nobody talks about him.

Isn’t he?

@@vallee7966 He definitely is not. He is quite progressive. I voted for him and was in awe of how effective he has been in Illinois. Just a no-nonsense, get things done politician. He'd be a great choice if it weren't already doing an amazing job and for his looks which sadly is a factor.

@@xxFortunadoxx Yeh cos orange fatty Trump is such hot stuff.

For 1 full week

@@rr4298nah, he always is fair like that

She's very anti Israel. So she will not get my vote.

What about "Won't someone please think about the children of the community?"

The significance of time. Think about it.

No, it's "I was for Joe before I was against him".....hmmm..."I check all the boxes.".....er, let's try again

She's an absolute disgrace

there is no audience my cousin is in the production team its just a stored sound played with a keyboard

first time viewer?

​@@sairlordmusicBS. There are literally camera angles where you can see the audience.

It's worse than watching " The Jeffersons" in the 80s. Oi !!!

New rule: I'm a pompous old bag of bones. Ok, peeeeple? Reaaly?

@@purplemascara99 it’s a fing employee. Every show for years

I can't stop hearing the one woman in the audience who has a forced laugh. I'm surprised Bill doesn't cycle them out. It's become clear that these 2 people work at the show.

Yeah, this guy is woo wooing every week

Actually, it was about several things.

Love this comment 😂😂😂😂 so true. Facts. 😂😂😂 " The world is a freak show, and if you live in the U.S. you have a front row ticket!" - George Carlin

What, me worry?

Gotta be Canned Laughter... audience starts laughing before the punchline...

Maher no longer being funny is ruining the program. The audience is just going along with it.

Right. That one woman… so annoying lol

Yes I didn't know that three people could be so loud

The sign lit up.

The fact that you're not suggesting she's a plant is very revealing.

Bill Maher was telling jokes, I must have missed that part.

It’s canned applause if you don’t laugh they remove you

My point exactly! That's why I can't watch him anymore. That and his idiotic jokes.

There's always a few knuckleheads who can't resist giving a "Wo-o-o-o-o!!" every chance they get.

you dont need to cope everytime either

But then nobody would applaud because he ain't funny or smart.

it really does stop the flow of his talking. very annoying

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha woo hoo woo hoo woo hoo ha ha ha ha American political discourse.

For real

Sorry, Bill loves hearing people laugh at his jokes way too much for that to happen

...ay caramba 😂

Biden should remain in the race , age is not a factor as long as you have support and Biden has support , in a fair and free election , you step down when you lose not when your asked to leave , so based on the laws of the US , Biden has the right to run for another 4 years and he should stay in the race , I think Biden can still win , its up to the voters . So fair and free elections need to be put into full force and Biden needs to remain in the election and he might win or lose but stepping down will show weakness , but he should step it up #Biden 2024 / # Blue Wave 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🏄‍♂🏄‍♂🏄‍♂🏄‍♂🏄‍♂🏄‍♂

WHOOO!!

What’s funny about replacing American citizens?

@@SkiesKurosawa Actually it was the opposite,Americans replaced Mexicans in California.But of course you forgot that little fact.

IK hau? Forced

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Isn’t it funny how Jon Stewart doesn’t need to do that 😬

It's so annoying.

@@5urg3x Are you sure?

Complaining about someone Laughing, damn. Get over yourself

@@superjaded1738 It is annoying. They are privatizing the moment for their own benefit - something that A LOT of people do now.

You prefer a clapping sound track over allowing others to be who they need to be????

​@@CarolOwen-cj4sqIt's a fake laugh, Bill Maher's jokes aren't funny.

@@adelwijnt249weird Ben Shapiro was laughing at some of his jokes. They come in different flavours not just to suit individuals.

Fuuuuuck, now I can't unhear it.

Laughtracks are so insulting to viewers.

bill maher hurts the show... who's MORE out of touch -- biden or maher? bill maher, go get your tits done!

Pretending to appeal to the majority populace by turning on Biden for the first time in 40 years now that they have no choice but to accept the obvious dementia instead of the continuous lies covering his decline. As if he ever has a chance without cheating the last time. Not to worry, his army of illegals might still give him a chance. They're gonna get to vote too, aren't they?

I only heard him after you told me he was there.

Woo! guys are f*cking unbearable

He's more annoying than Batiste's fake laugh on the old Colbert program.

Probably the guy who writes his jokes.

It's one of the camera-men.

I think they pack the crowd with staff members.

Hahaha yeah, it sounds like the same guy every show

It's interesting how much attention the guy gets in the comment section. No wonder he is at every show. He is trolling the comment section.

It’s Kamala Harris

None of the alternatives are any good, so they are depending on "the honeymoon effect" of only glowing press for a couple weeks going into the election and then when they win we find out how harrible and unqualified they actually are.

Dems will vote a literal turd sandwich..so doesn't matter when Biden leaves

I.e.: The less time the Dem. candidate will be subject to scrutiny and criticism.

He will be the candidate, how can you know so little about our election process?

It won't matter trump just won the race yesterday

The demon crats chose not to have primaries...kicked RFK to the curb...this was a planned coup against Biden...so they could pick the new puppet while the shadow government continues their power. They just got caught. Biden refused to go quietly into the night like they expected!

You're right. But that doesn't serve the comedy Gods.

.... that act like mean girls. That was the joke

Can’t own a billionaire with donors Vote Trump!!

That’s who he’s calling mean girls… that joke went right over your head

He was also married to Don Jr’s girlfriend. 😊

I know someone who was in the audience once, they're all coached on the clapping and laughing, the audience are all trained seals.

@@helene420 Trained seals- a perfect definition of liberalism.

That's every show buddy. From Wendy Williams to Oprah to Jerry Springer to Jimmy Fallon ​@@helene420

i don't even hear it.

Agreed. Horrible and horrible. Kyle Dunnigan has so much material here!

Yes and? His past actions kind of prove it.

​@@fancykarlmarx Trump wants to stay in so he can pave the way for his son, Barron, to be the youngest vice-president ever. With Daddy at his side to "advise" him what could go wrong? Trump will be president for life. When he passes, Barron will take over. Trump wants to set up a dynasty so that no one ever forgets his name.

@@fancykarlmarx What? Stepping down?

@@digitalnomad9985 yes but now I think I might be misinterpreting what they mean by step down

Meanwhile Obama continues to believe he should be running the country so he does it from behind the scenes.

It kills the enjoyment of a great show.

Youre pathetic. Get over it.

"Wooo Guys" are often just the show's staff trying to encourage the audience... Gutfeld does it too

@@multisuperkalel9613 definitely has to be. Very familiar voice.

@@peterj5022 lol yall Crack me up. Way too observant. Must be a curse.

Bill pays his clapping seals in sardines

Half the audience is his paid staff. You can hear the same people every episode.

😂

@@HRHPrinceFarouk Is Rick Flair still with us?

@@Eidelmania ok pallywood

They all are staff. Bill isnt funny, its like big bang laugh track

Most of them are. It is not that funny. 😊

just a simpleton lib

Yes. Because he doesn’t exist! It’s a laugh track 🙄

True, his shape is the Form of a Hutt....Jabba the Hutt.

​@malk67 what are you 12?

There's not one single high profile Democrat who is with the exception of Joe Manchin.

I live in Illinois and no, he’s definitely not a moderate 😂

@@observer3232 Manchin has always been a republican, not a moderate DEmocrat. He could've ended the electoral college with BBB and refused..

What that even mean?

California, where they also get free phones, medical, dental, tents, and drug paraphernalia. I live across the street from a park in California.

It's also because many states east of the Rockies will give homeless one way bus tickets to California to stay with 'family'... And it is obvious where people would want to live if money was no object.

If money was no object😟

Yeah homeless people die all the time in LITERALLY THE ENTIRE SOUTHERN HALF OF THE US IN WINTER. Ignoramus 🙄

Or any other state in the southern half of the US 🙄 🤡

And both consider themselves to be high-brow intellectuals!

All idiots are haters-but not all haters are idiots..

According to the New York Times anyone that prefers someone besides Trump or Biden/Harris for president is a double hater. It seems a hater is anyone that doesn’t fall in line, or just disagrees with a certain tribe.

@@richardmapa2585 show me a "hater" that isn't an idiot? anyone who is a hater is someone who refuses to listen to anyone but themselves - and that makes them an idiot.

@@beavis4play Trump Haters aren’t idiots. They’re just people who recognize his lies & lack of substance-his unfitness for Office…IOW, these “haters” have the kind of common sense that excludes them from being labeled “idiots “. They prefer someone who speaks Truth Softly (gaffes & all), to someone who Lies Loudly & with great Elan. They also possess the discernment to Hate Trump, yet Condemn his attempted assassination ;- that’s just plain Wrong.

Right. Who would have thought America would elect a reality star playing a successful business man who actually had 6 bankruptcies in his past.

Right. I can’t for the life of me figure out why so many idiots think Michelle Obama should even be considered.

@@2Bluzin My God and their going to elect him again!

HAHAHAHA!!!!! Good one!, No, Great one!

Carlin was well ahead of his time, and still is. He wasn't perfect, but still.

Maybe the laughs are dubbed

Bro, it's intolerable, I genuinely can't even watch the show anymore because of it, even small clips like this.

​@@forman208 - If I may, are you watching on a laptop or cell phone? Are you listening on a tiny speaker or do you have amplified speakers plugged in to your device?

They have those lights that go off that tells them when to laugh. 🥴

What do you expect? Bill Maher is a never-Trumper talk show host.

Intelligence officer. Keeping your ass safe.

Yes he did! Tell me were you there, No!

@@philosopher2king - pardon the pun? :)

your complaining is ridiculous.

It's because of fake laughs and a cue card pumped crowd.

Ok Biden lover

@@dongreyeyes1996 No, dude. That annoyance affects us all. Those people are lame.

Because they are funny.

Thy can't lead if they don't win...

Anyone but Trump.

We already know that isn't Trump.

​@@dougwendel3142No, you're just another sheep. He's already proven he's far better at running the country than anyone on the left.

No

Blaming Cook County politics on Pritzker is crazy.

@@FreeFromHer He's a product of the Chicago machine.

He's the best governor in IL history. Train wreck? Please, he got reelected.

What a bunch of bullshit. The Safety Act essentially removes cash bail which does nothing but harm poor offenders, and places the burden on prosecutors to prove that pre-trail detention is warranted. The biggest problem with the law is that it is extremely vague because it was pushed through the legislature without proper vetting of the language. That language will be changed over time through appeals and through the Illinois Supreme Court, but it will take time. Pritzker has nothing to do with Chicago losing businesses. Chicago is completely underwater with pension payments and debt service costs. It's literally 40% of their budget. If you have some magic panacea fix to that problem that doesn't piss off a ton of voters, feel free to share it. Otherwise, stop complaining.

@@FreeFromHer The safety act affects the whole state, but its impact is felt more in cook county

Fake audience member that I’ve been hearing for several years 🤥🤥

What are they howling about? Dems are getting destroyed in November

And Bill always jumps in surprise. At 4:36, the rare “Quintuple WOO”.

Who fucking cares

@@matthewklahn3204 Many, many viewers do. Whooping is a holdover from junior high.

Yep. Regular person stuff...

why? I dont agree or disagree, I'm just earnestly curious. :)

He has no why. It's just a superficial remark.

Ha! 😅

Please turn Off your Safe Search and Google the following: "Biden Brezhnev memes and articles. America's Brezhnev Era." Reading and laughing is good for your mind and soul...but the articles are written by actual, real serious, thoughtful people, even if some of them are at little too to the right for my liking.

Bill Maher also predicted Trump being the Republican candidate for president in 2016 and Trump not leaving peacefully in 2021.

My guess is it won't last. Harris is unlikeable for a reason. The more people hear her talk the more they will notice she has nothing of value to say.

Sure does

Your comment has even greater potential

Yes, you're right. Biden will stay in the race--and then the Dems will lose. This is all unbearable.

@@Mrcliff4 I’m not the one with a platform of millions of viewers. I made an anonymous KZfaq comment.

Considering his top candidates all support Biden staying in the race I'd say so. Replacing Biden with a candidate late in the game isn't going to make voters say "Oh he or she's new" It's going to make them say "Who?" and then tick the Trump box. And that's assuming they can get their name on the ballot.

TRUTH!

@@acbentertainment6265 That's liberals for ya.

Democrats

​@@nickbarcheck1019he's not liberal

​@@michoeljonesAs opposed to fascists?

This

What are you taking about?

@@despawn7663 Lmao, how could you possibly be unclear about that

Not fake. Forced. And yes, degrading to the content. Kick the bozos off the bus.

russian bot spotted here

Maher can’t bring himself that far yet. He’s too brainwashed still.

I believe there,s still over 40% Republicans in California so this blue state vs red is moot.