Never in my life has anyone been this interested in my health, hobbies, and habits. What a considerate man.
@SyzygyNoon2 жыл бұрын
@Killjoy Kahuna That’s more comforting to hear than I was expecting while I was reading it.
@Wesrl2 жыл бұрын
Mr Roger’s also would ask this kinda stuff
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe83072 жыл бұрын
1) YES 2) Yes 3) Nude model photographer 4) 8 inches 5) No 6) Not 7) I do it for free 8) No its terrible quality 9) Yes 10) Yes 11) No 12) Yes 13) No 14) Yes 15) Yes 16) No 17) Yes 18) No 19) Yes ,20) Yes 21) yes 22) No 23) No 24) Yes
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe83072 жыл бұрын
What show is this from?
@Rynjinivar2 жыл бұрын
@@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 Fact or Fiction.
@artofsam Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine all the Star Trek cast and crew avoiding Jonathan Frakes because this is what he actually does when the cameras stop rolling.
@MasterArchfiend Жыл бұрын
It’s why his mother has a poster of Picard on her fridge and not him.
@yeetionary Жыл бұрын
Have you ever had a job as a waiter?
@denisrivarola2387 Жыл бұрын
Maybe is not that un-accurate from real life, since it IS him, and eveytime he asks soomething sounds like this : P
@AzguardMike Жыл бұрын
@@denisrivarola2387 just saw him on a pod cast, every other word was "fuck"
@sabrinastarks7868 Жыл бұрын
@@AzguardMike link?...lol
@weirdo_wolfie7 ай бұрын
Play this at half speed. It's like a drunk guy asking you questions at a bar😂
@heatherhewett66826 ай бұрын
This comment is so underrated. Haha 😂😂😂 0:20
@jdk676 ай бұрын
LMAO
@jared17506 ай бұрын
I did it. It’s a whole different funny.
@williammcvie77226 ай бұрын
Have you ever wondered where the bar coasters are made.
@falconier11186 ай бұрын
Unreal accuracy
@matejsvec445111 ай бұрын
"Do you believe in the power of a curse?" My favorite pick up line. Thank you Jonathan.
@xgalarion86596 ай бұрын
HAHA!
@JackCrossSama5 ай бұрын
It's false
@Kidiot2 ай бұрын
@@JackCrossSamatheyyyy got us
@ML-dy8shАй бұрын
555
@Volthoom22 күн бұрын
...did it ever work?
@SoundsideSherry5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Frakes attempts to figure out your password's security questions.
@36hounddogg5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@minaxsocietas4805 жыл бұрын
That is false! Never happened! Our writers made that up!
@alexchu22705 жыл бұрын
Should've been the title of the video
@realQuestion5 жыл бұрын
A similar event took place.
@Gaschdisturbed5 жыл бұрын
Do you remember the name of your first childhood friend? What street did you grow up on? What's your favorite baseball team?
@bigchez28553 жыл бұрын
Dads meeting the boyfriend for the first time:
@Ranulfdatank3 жыл бұрын
Had a brain fart and read that as meeting dads boyfriend >.
@digge22103 жыл бұрын
Lovely dad
@ryanotte67373 жыл бұрын
@@Ranulfdatank To be fair, both situations leave a person at a lack for words...
@tomrogers71103 жыл бұрын
The wet cement one is the killer question. Be careful with that one.
@Dilemma9983 жыл бұрын
"do you believe in the power of a CURSE"
@JonTopping Жыл бұрын
I feel like the premise of each episode is created by getting Frakes to ask a random question, then they build the whole show around it. "Have you ever met a large Albanian woman with only one nostril who attempted to steal your lucky snorkel?"
@joaquinflores63187 ай бұрын
I didn't expect Weird Al reference here, much less one about my favorite song of his. I see you and hear you brother!
@justinbremer22816 ай бұрын
Only out in Albuquerque
@Rosson3116 ай бұрын
I laughed out loud
@valdezjones5 ай бұрын
“That snorkel has been just like a snorkel to me!”
@Double-R-Nothing3 ай бұрын
No, but I did once meet a hermaphrodite with a flock-of-seagulls haircut and only one nostril who stole my lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel and gave me a colonic irrigation. It happens.
@darksim19304 ай бұрын
I just noticed the muffled audio on "have you had your hearing tested lately." Nice touch.
@ValeBridges18 күн бұрын
0:20
@kevindudley96175 жыл бұрын
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
@TheMostUninterestingMan5 жыл бұрын
You want to get nuts? OK LET'S GET NUTS!
@eccofan1805 жыл бұрын
Captain Sisko: (How does he know? I deleted that personal log.)
@Raooka5 жыл бұрын
@@TheMostUninterestingMan pecans or pralines?
@alexstidham46125 жыл бұрын
Kevin Dudley Nah just some tango lessons here and there.
@jonathanrobertson34065 жыл бұрын
Darn it! You beat me to it! Nice!
@Crappy99225 жыл бұрын
I feel like I just went on a speed date with Frakes.
@JVOFH1235 жыл бұрын
You are correct..... its fact
@tenkenroo5 жыл бұрын
This comment wins
@maorshahar13235 жыл бұрын
Jonathan: a similar event took place.
@superedmundo12395 жыл бұрын
Not this time
@Max-kv1xm5 жыл бұрын
It's complete fabrication.
@TheDrexxus Жыл бұрын
Whenever I see this, I always think back to the movie "Airplane!" when the captain is asking that kid all those weird, random questions like "ever been in a cockpit before?" "ever seen a grown man naked?" "do you ever hang around the gymnasium?" 'do you like movies about gladiators?"
@SexycuteStudios Жыл бұрын
Ever been in a Turkish prison?
@adrianaheiler9794 Жыл бұрын
My friend and I were watching this in September and I tried to figure out what this compilation reminded me of and when I said it's gotta be some kind of movie before we both said 'do you like movies about gladiators?' at the same time 😂😂😂
@Sly-Moose6 ай бұрын
😬😬😬
@ohgodohnothebees4 ай бұрын
@@SexycuteStudiosI read that as "Ever been in a Turkish person?"
@loran121225 күн бұрын
I know this is a year late, but those questions aren't random, they are essentially all asking if he's gay.
@kittytreats65369 ай бұрын
"Have you ever visited a truck stop?" I've spent enough time on the internet to know where this is going...
@aschen5 жыл бұрын
So this is how Riker interviews potential officers onboard the Enterprise
@KRAFTWERK2K65 жыл бұрын
deleted scenes from "lower Decks" :P
@BartNoble5 жыл бұрын
This is how he spends his free time in the holodeck.
@nukeout5 жыл бұрын
Never wanted to write your name in cement? Bah! I don't think you're the right fit for Star Fleet Command
@Radeo5 жыл бұрын
He took his lead from google.
@gregorsamsa22715 жыл бұрын
lmao xD
@Xendrius3 жыл бұрын
When you ever run out of questions for your date.
@popiadoudou3 жыл бұрын
Its smacks of lived experience .
@gandalf82163 жыл бұрын
"How much money would it take for you to spend the night in a cemetery?" -Me, to my date
@checksoverstripes24983 жыл бұрын
@@gandalf8216 🤣🤣🤣
@beetlejuice43573 жыл бұрын
I had a girl ask me what is my favorite color?
@zappstopp74253 жыл бұрын
@@beetlejuice4357 what was your answer? :D
@zarajay6604 Жыл бұрын
"Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?" Yes, his name was Jonathan Frakes
@user-us3pw2ir9q6 ай бұрын
Yes, Jonathan. All of those things. Thank you so much for asking.
@mayborneflower4 ай бұрын
I give you one cent to sleep in that cemetery.
@Glisten4562 жыл бұрын
Love how Frakes can ask both "Do you believe in the power of a curse?" and "Do you love to go a-wanderin' beneath a clear blue sky?" in the exact same tone
@Vote_By_Mail Жыл бұрын
I don't think he'd say the second one because that's not an actual sentence.
@Glisten456 Жыл бұрын
@@Vote_By_Mail You got me. That sentence was a total fabrication. It was fiction.
@mygills3050 Жыл бұрын
@@Glisten456 “I’m innocent!”
@Tom_Het Жыл бұрын
@@Vote_By_Mail You're right. Our writers cooked that one up. It never happened.
@chancematters Жыл бұрын
“What do you wanna be when you grow up?” And “How much money would it take for you to spend the night in a cemetery?” I can’t with this
@sheriffb15443 жыл бұрын
I love how each question gets increasingly chaotic and obscure.
@MegInWhispers2 жыл бұрын
this exact comment
@gregtronica35692 жыл бұрын
@@MegInWhispers what?
@Mclarenboy1002 жыл бұрын
Imma question your views on chaos if you think having a pet is more chaotic than accepting monetary value to hang around a cemetery at night.
@SyzygyNoon2 жыл бұрын
@@Mclarenboy100 Dude, cemeteries are awesome. People are dying to get in.
@CrazyLinguiniLegs2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever visited the Chinatown section of a major city?
@BTFU939 ай бұрын
Whenever I need a pick me up or a little chuckle, this never fails to deliver.
@thatenglishgentleman Жыл бұрын
Loved this show as a kid, and still watch it today. It's called Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction for those wondering. Though now I'm a huge Trekkie, this was actually my introduction to Frakes.
@kevboard6 ай бұрын
did you know there are new episodes? the show has a cult following in germany. and the german TV station RTL2 produced multiple new episodes (the first 2 were actually filmed with german actors and were awful, they switched back to an American cast after that), which are currently broadcast every Halloween. but it seems like they want to go back into full production, as 8 new episodes have been filmed, featuring among others Danny Trejo it seems! Frakes, of course, is also back as the presenter. Not sure if these new episodes are also broadcast outside of german speaking countries. but it would be a waste if they weren't, given that they are filmed in english. it's called X-Factor in germany btw... which became very confusing after the music show of the same name was licended for germany lol
@TeeklGrey6 ай бұрын
Funny that Shatner has a show like this too, albeit much later in life
@Adamguy20034 ай бұрын
I loved this show as a kid, too! For a couple of the "True story" episodes/ tales, I've heard the actual true stories they were based on (i.e. The one during the "Hosted by James Brolin" period in which a guy is killed by a bullet which had been fired at him years earlier and hit a tree)!
@curtiswashington85365 жыл бұрын
Have you accepted Jonathan Frakes memes as modern art?
@twinscythezone50435 жыл бұрын
Really, you could write an essay about how this video makes you feel from multiple different angles. It's wild.
@jedihunter1765 жыл бұрын
Not this time.
@patrickoliver91335 жыл бұрын
@Joe Average SHUT UP! AS IN CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, STOP TALKING!..
@SoZettaSlow5 жыл бұрын
A similar event did take place.
@patrioticcat57685 жыл бұрын
This one was invented by a writer.
@nextjr3 жыл бұрын
If you play this at half speed it sounds like a drunk man rambling at you
@Dipstikk3 жыл бұрын
Riker, that WASNT SYNTHAHOL
@Hraktuus3 жыл бұрын
Wow, it's hilarious!
@justind.67803 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this
@croydonrudeness3 жыл бұрын
hahaha, brilliant...
@mithcee3 жыл бұрын
This made my day. At .5x speed it's 1000x funnier.
@Vanastar7 ай бұрын
One of my favourite things is to watch this on half speed, because it creates the impression that Frakes is not remotely sober, stumbling from the bushes, accosting you with all these questions.
@TheHutchy0123 күн бұрын
"Yes I've forgotten where I parked my car, but you definitely shouldn't be driving"
@JCally8310 ай бұрын
I come back and watch this every now and then, and still cry with laughter each and every time. I’m still thinking if I can remember the tallest man I’ve ever seen..
@imuecke10 ай бұрын
Set the playback speed to 0.5 and he goes full-on drunk uncle 🤣
@danielc7773 Жыл бұрын
Some people seem to think that this is actually a compilation, but this is just how the first episode begins.
@aaronsound Жыл бұрын
Really?
@lordomachuthegreat Жыл бұрын
@@aaronsound I’m like 70% sure they’re joking
@ThatGuy-qy1de Жыл бұрын
first episode of what??
@Anterbok Жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuy-qy1de I think it's from Beyond Belief: Fact of Fiction
@Pagliacci_Rex Жыл бұрын
Only Jonathan Frakes could grow a full beard that fast.
@kevinnashiscool15 жыл бұрын
Jonathan is either planning to break into my house when I’m on vacation or steal my identity.
@adamhodgins32175 жыл бұрын
this is a funny comment ^_^
@TonksMoriarty5 жыл бұрын
Why not both?
@mrbing6985 жыл бұрын
False, complete fabrication
@Killermike21785 жыл бұрын
I'm on to you, Riker...
@bobcostas62723 жыл бұрын
Fat brendan
@2thPlace4 ай бұрын
He sounds like he's starting the ad-break on his podcast.
@Jmcinally946 ай бұрын
I love how it goes from the most profound thought provoking questions to benign ramblings you might hear in an elderly home.
@bigsanctions11424 жыл бұрын
When you're trying to keep the conversation from dying.
@rb41213 жыл бұрын
Honestly, now I want to watch these videos with people I don’t know and we both have to answer all questions, so we get to know each other. It’d make for a great game.
@CityofButterfly3 жыл бұрын
Imagine breaking the awkward silence with: Do YoU bEliEvE iN tHe PoWeR oF a CuRsE?!?!!
@thecameronator3 жыл бұрын
@@CityofButterfly the curse question must be preceded by "Do you have a pet?" And "do you have a sweet tooth?"
@EpicBeard8154 жыл бұрын
"Planning a trip soon?" sounds vaguely like a threat
@sambeezy0074 жыл бұрын
Keep looking under your car. Might be a bomb there lol
@handsomebrick4 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever visited a truck stop?" sounds like an accusation.
@Chicagocanine4 жыл бұрын
See you next fall
@Dummy2574 жыл бұрын
All of them do.
@OfficialFingazMC4 жыл бұрын
"Why you going to Indianapolis Bill?"
@Welcome2whereverUR9 ай бұрын
This guy is a legend. I've always loved this guy.
@sharkboy85Ай бұрын
My brain right as I'm about to fall asleep:
@forzaelite12485 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
@wyatt80005 жыл бұрын
It’s fiction.
@guufiplays26815 жыл бұрын
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
@rokosbasilisk53765 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@MrUtherellus5 жыл бұрын
It's a total fabrication
@aurumthebrave34275 жыл бұрын
Greatest pick up line in history.
@briang.22184 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever been in a cockpit before?" "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" "Do you like to watch movies about gladiators?"
@maulino40364 жыл бұрын
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
@HikoSeijuroXIII4 жыл бұрын
Do you like hanging around men's gymnasium?
@Sinred14 жыл бұрын
Airplane :D
@DaPlasticPaddy4 жыл бұрын
I am serious and don't call me Sherly.
@half-lifescientist19914 жыл бұрын
mjkalasky ON... he said he’s never been ON a plane before. Why must you fail me so often mjkalasky?!!
@alicee3670 Жыл бұрын
This was me when I first found out that the best way to make friends was to ask lots of questions and show interest in someone
@VintageYakyu9 ай бұрын
0:09 Frakes tries to find out if you're getting enough fiber.
@JOfJaZ5 жыл бұрын
I feel like Commander Riker is trying to get me to confess something with expert level deflection.
@crabulent5 жыл бұрын
It's the Voight-Kampff test. To check if you're a replicant.
@skeetsmcgrew32825 жыл бұрын
Have you ever had the urge to write your name in wet cement? Do you know the codes to the spacestation?
@adamhodgins32175 жыл бұрын
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 this is so funny lol
@themanofconstantsorrowelia19295 жыл бұрын
No but I did stab a guy
@denisemayosky19555 жыл бұрын
Do you know what color's my underwear?
@Leoniscordis11 ай бұрын
No matter if I go to heaven or hell I hope my endless afterlife is just this man asking me random questions whilst holding, gesturing, or being surrounded by random objects in a dark void.
@asher13719 ай бұрын
My bucket list is drawn entirely from Jonathan Frakes questions.
@FourthDerivative4 жыл бұрын
This makes me feel like Commander Riker is genuinely interested in hearing about my life and it's incredibly validating.
@musiclaboratory96943 жыл бұрын
A good Commander cares about all the crew.
@ilou91293 жыл бұрын
Literally why I watched
@rlcsd.17323 жыл бұрын
Nice
@williambell33043 жыл бұрын
"Welcome aboard, ensign."
@billymanners96293 жыл бұрын
Pov: you are Wesley
@Skyntalor4 жыл бұрын
“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire?”
@kyzer4224 жыл бұрын
He asked calmly.
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS4 жыл бұрын
HARRYDIJERPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETTAFIRE?
@HiJack3r4 жыл бұрын
"DID YOU WRITE YOUR INITIALS IN WET CEMENT!!??" Commander Riker asked calmly
@trekkienzl28623 жыл бұрын
Did you ask one of the older students to do it for you?
@Denthedragon3 жыл бұрын
It never happened.
@elijahbickerstaff756411 күн бұрын
"Do you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?" Yeah it's you, Jonathan Frakes.
@jimconnolly1373 Жыл бұрын
Sweet edit. Bloody love Frakes!
@joshuarivera64603 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Frakes's uncanny imitation of my kids today while I'm trying to work from home
@whiskeyclones71612 жыл бұрын
This made me chuckle sensibly.
@dadevi2 жыл бұрын
@@whiskeyclones7161 Same.
@PlokgiH2 жыл бұрын
@@whiskeyclones7161 that made me chuckle, imagining what a sensible chuckle would look like
@GlaciusDreams2 жыл бұрын
@@PlokgiH *chuckles*
@johnc6462 жыл бұрын
@@PlokgiH oh boy do I have the magazine for you
@Thewritingelf5 жыл бұрын
Okay but who decided to wake up and suddenly turn this man into a meme ?
@Bluesit325 жыл бұрын
Same person who watched a twenty year old episode of The Simpsons and made a small segment of it into a meme.
@explicitbrainjuice65455 жыл бұрын
TheBlues32 This disturbs me, I literally just saw that.
@mryan44525 жыл бұрын
A person far ahead of his or her time. A learned scholar. They deserve the highest honour their country can bestow on them.
@Unclebarry945 жыл бұрын
Not a man, but a god
@TetrisH8er5 жыл бұрын
In germany this show has been a meme for a long time
@RagingEggs6 ай бұрын
Whoa whoa Johnathan, slow down, I can only handle so many universal mysteries at once.
@SirEpifire4 ай бұрын
This gives me "Star Trek out of context" video vibes and im here for it! 😅
@SquishyEggo5 жыл бұрын
Someone: How do I talk to girls? Me: watch this
@DanielWidrew5 жыл бұрын
@Tat Test Dummies *a-wanderin'
@isaacthered5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was to dramatically fall out of a chair.
@booshter97145 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to do that and upload it 😅
@TomEbbsjamasteroids5 жыл бұрын
I know what I'm about son
@WTFBOOMDOOM5 жыл бұрын
"Ya like jazz?"
@ebrannock81393 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever been confronted by William Riker in civilian clothes asking you odd questions?"
@upintheairstudio3 жыл бұрын
Yes. I watched a video on KZfaq that reminded me of the experience.
@outtagoodnamesdangit3 жыл бұрын
No.
@SteveT3D3 жыл бұрын
20th century clothes.
@willtell88423 жыл бұрын
Yeah watch Gargoyles
@poponachtschnecke3 жыл бұрын
No, it's his evil twin, you can tell by the facial hair!
@EQOAnostalgia6 ай бұрын
When life gets us down... there he is. Jonathan Frakes!
@amylever19973 ай бұрын
This is literally my brain before i go to sleep. 😂
@carolfromhr99003 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever been in a cockpit before?" "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" "Do you like movies about gladiators?" "Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
@punishercastle54873 жыл бұрын
“You ever been to Mount Rushmore?” “Do you believe in aliens?” “You ever wish upon a star?” “Do you remember seeing a tall mountain and wishing you could climb it?”
@classiccustoms20103 жыл бұрын
@@punishercastle5487 I misread tall mountain as tall man and was confused for a hot minute there.
@maat8263 жыл бұрын
No, and don’t call me Shirley.
@dracofirex3 жыл бұрын
Have you ever had a dream that... that you had... you would you could do.... uh...
@itwontcomeout56783 жыл бұрын
Oh my god haha yes yes yes
@_0______00__________0_______03 жыл бұрын
My new bucket list is being able to say yes to every single one of these questions.
@chimerasuchus3 жыл бұрын
"What is the right tip?" Yes.
@red-skies3 жыл бұрын
"What do you want to be when you grow up?" *Yes*
@ryanallardyce3 жыл бұрын
"How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery?" Yes
@NitroNinja3242 жыл бұрын
"How superstitious are you?" Yes
@Whoopdido7772 жыл бұрын
Some of them you can’t really answer with a yes or no, but I answered yes to 7 of them.
@themechanic586 ай бұрын
- On occasion, though I'm pretty good about remembering where my car is. - No, hiking is enough exercise for me. - Currently, I'm trying to become an established writer and tutor. - That largely depends on the place and the person. For me, since I don't eat out often, I tip at least 20% - No, and hopefully I won't have to anytime soon. - Not very superstitious, I'm usually willing to believe things happen simply because of coincidences. - A million dollars, at least, though that's mainly because it would get cold, wet, and uncomfortable out there at night. - No, hunting trophies are too rustic as decorations for me to enjoy. - Yes, a dog and a cat. - I enjoy the occasional cookie or slice of cake, but tend to not like sweet foods, especially those with a lot of frosting or intense, sugary flavors. - No, like I said, I tend to assume it's just coincidence. - No, but my hearing seems fine. - I don't travel a lot, but I do want to visit someplace nice with lots of beaches in the summer of 2024. - Usually, I'm the tallest person around, at 6'4", but my brother is an inch taller than me. - I very much enjoy walking, it helps clear my head. - It seems like real-estate agents can make a lot of money through their work, but I don't know if that makes them "stars" or celebrities. - I could certainly afford to be more careful, but considering nothing bad has happened to me yet and I haven't had any of my personal information stolen, I figure I'm doing alright. - Occasionally, but I know enough about computers to be able to find the root problems, in most circumstances. - I have on two occasions, and I found the decorations to be very fascinating and the food delicious. - Yes, on several occasions. They can have some really cool stuff there for good prices! - Only when on long road trips, usually just to use the bathroom or grab a snack. - No, and I'm probably not cut out to be a waiter. Too high-stress. - Theme restaurants do seem to be pretty popular, but I don't visit them much, since the atmosphere can be a bit overwhelming. - I've thought about it, but I've never let the intrusive thoughts win.
@fmkwvejf6 ай бұрын
My wife to me in the middle of the night when I'm trying to fall asleep:
@choconatic5 жыл бұрын
When you go to a job interview and you think you're prepared for whatever the interviewer is going to ask you
@jake_from_statefarm72094 жыл бұрын
"Tell me about yourself" "I seem to have forgotten literally everything about my life. Who are you?"
@echoplots80584 жыл бұрын
"Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme-based these days?"
@MrBoygiles4 жыл бұрын
Echo Plots “Uh, no?” “I’m sorry, but I don’t think you’re the right fit for the job.”
@laineylarsen2454 жыл бұрын
Alternatively, when the interviewer asks if you have any questions, just hit 'em rapid-fire with all of these.
@mickey57124 жыл бұрын
@@jake_from_statefarm7209 #relatable
@puppet49784 жыл бұрын
Deanna: I bet he's thinking about other girls... Riker:
@nothereanymore39414 жыл бұрын
My headcanon now is that Beyond Belief is just a figment of Riker's imagination and when he's bored he fantasized about being a mystery tv show host
@apbrit20094 жыл бұрын
@@nothereanymore3941 It could just be a holosuite program, like Cheers
@xonxt74794 жыл бұрын
@@nothereanymore3941 Y E S
@hugoalynstephens91664 жыл бұрын
@@nothereanymore3941 Mine too now. Thank You.
@gatekeepingwarlock96044 жыл бұрын
@@nothereanymore3941 Star Trek TNG has now become a sci-fi version of Scrubs
@Yeshua_Kristos3 ай бұрын
"Is the bridge smaller, or am I just taller?"
@ishathakor4 ай бұрын
he's really perfect casting for narrator on this show
@CJdude224 жыл бұрын
_Picard, chained to the only chair in the audience._ *"THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"*
@revengefrommars3 жыл бұрын
Picard, when his Xbox broke: "THERE ARE THREE RED LIGHTS!!!"
@emmetthatcher95833 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE SIX YEARS OLD!
@viciousyeen66443 жыл бұрын
revengefrommars Xbox his eyes black
@the1ucidone3 жыл бұрын
They Live, starring Rowdy Roddy Piper!
@usernamesarestupid71043 жыл бұрын
No one: Five-year-olds during funerals:
@thehammurabichode79943 жыл бұрын
0:45 "Have you ever had the desire to write your initials in wet cement?"
@willywonka30503 жыл бұрын
Do you have any games on your phone?
@andrewkeller11173 жыл бұрын
@@thehammurabichode7994 I read your comment without noticing the quotes and timestamp and just thought you were joking but then he actually said it lol
@GugilusVugilusMagnus3 жыл бұрын
Oddly specific
@trekkienzl28623 жыл бұрын
0:12
@Pseudowolf6 ай бұрын
This is what it can be like hanging out with a person who has ADHD. We will ask you questions that seem totally random. Now, in our mind, there was a logical progression to that question. We just don't always remember that noone else knows how we arrived at that question.
@technicolordreamer3 ай бұрын
Never knew how inquisitive Jonathan Frakes was. 😂
@JaxBlade4 жыл бұрын
.5 speed has me wheezing
@sionowe25333 жыл бұрын
Broken
@internettevarolanadam3 жыл бұрын
Cant decide if he is drunk or high on .5
@__81203 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he is about to say "oh hi mark"
@Gholla873 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@doulikewaffls3 жыл бұрын
How subershtishus er you?????
@deathraceking50295 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard someone this good at starting conversations?
@zacmumblethunder74665 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately yes. Mainly on public transport.
@great10065 жыл бұрын
Do you think i am asking too many questions
@Anymouse25 жыл бұрын
@@zacmumblethunder7466 LOL But yes, this is truly one of the beauties of Anglo Saxon culture.
@flom64162 жыл бұрын
Not a chance.
@lordfarquaad86019 ай бұрын
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
@devilinthewoods38098 ай бұрын
Whenever i feel alone. I play this video so that i can feel like someone really cares about me.
@cyanimation16055 жыл бұрын
Do you have a pet? Do you have a sweet tooth? Do you believe in the power of a curse? Well that escalated quickly
@razoragonypaintorment53634 жыл бұрын
Ever gone mountain biking?
@ahobbit12734 жыл бұрын
DavidTheWavid Animation Seeing it written out like that, it feels like a line from Welcome to Night Vale.
@billtscherno58524 жыл бұрын
What is a sweet tooth?
@nickmalachai22274 жыл бұрын
@@billtscherno5852 you like to eat sweet things a lot. Like ice cream, chocolate, etc.
@billtscherno58524 жыл бұрын
@@nickmalachai2227 Thank you for the explanation, makes sense now. 🤗🤗🤗
@midgetwars15 жыл бұрын
It's fake, it's fiction, nope, got you again
@ExtremeUnction19885 жыл бұрын
midgetwars1 it's a total fabrication!
@Mario897785 жыл бұрын
It's frake.
@ianfinrir87245 жыл бұрын
This one was made up by a writer
@Kenoi_5 жыл бұрын
Not this time
@DayOldMeat5 жыл бұрын
@@Mario89778 😂
@libertyphant0m1313 ай бұрын
Beyond Belief was such an underrated show.
@georginabain5533 Жыл бұрын
This was really funny thanks for putting it together really made me laugh 😂
@littlesnowflakepunk8554 жыл бұрын
"Do you remember the tallest man you've ever seen" always gets me for some reason
@Jack-rk7jc4 жыл бұрын
That's the standout one for me too lol. And "have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme based" "have you called a plumber to your home lately" "have you ever visited a china town section in a major city"
@rachelxx19914 жыл бұрын
@@Jack-rk7jc I think the plumber one is my favorite
@Jack-rk7jc4 жыл бұрын
@@rachelxx1991 they all sound like questions your uncle would ask you as bait into opening a larger discussion you definitely don't care enough about to hear or even have time to sit through.
@rachelxx19914 жыл бұрын
@@Jack-rk7jc or even worse: "ever been mountain biking? Well, let's go, champ!"
@GavinWandersee3 жыл бұрын
It sounds like something a toddler would ask for absolutely no reason
@dalekbumps3 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever been assimilated by the Borg?" "Commander, please leave my sleeping quarters. Its 3am."
@tysonsflag3 жыл бұрын
ahahhahahhahahaha
@8L0ND1E_WOLF3 жыл бұрын
"ah, I see you are a man of culture as well"
@garyking19863 жыл бұрын
How can you tell the time in space?
@dalekbumps3 жыл бұрын
@@garyking1986 with a space clock
@s0nnyburnett3 жыл бұрын
@Tom Co but he didnt say Numbah wun
@classiclife7204 Жыл бұрын
Why is this the funniest thing I've seen in a while? 🤣
@j.p.62288 ай бұрын
Take a drink every time you did one of these. It’s lowkey hilarious
@ZedanB4 жыл бұрын
My Tinder date: Hi- Me:
@chadmartin82804 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@lephantomchickn36763 жыл бұрын
420th like
@mrbobert42363 жыл бұрын
Yea, this pretty much sums up what it feels like being a guy on Tinder 🤣🤣🤣
@thepurplemudkip99983 жыл бұрын
ok maruki
@BierBart123 жыл бұрын
@Aggressive Tubesock That sounds like you track people down as soon as you match with them on tinder and break into their house, not a single word uttered.
@stephenosborne78555 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Frakes: "Ever gone mountain biking?" Also Jonathan Frakes: "It never happened. It's a total fabrication"
@WereWolfWoody5 жыл бұрын
All bikes are fabricated.
@8-bitsarda7475 жыл бұрын
Also Jonathan Frakes again: "A similar event did take place"
@kainhighwind24 жыл бұрын
A similar event did take place in the New Jersey area about 20 years ago.
@johnmacedo5989 ай бұрын
This is now my reference for future conversation starters
@iimZeon6 ай бұрын
This is how I talk to random strangers. No greeting, no formality, just random, unrelated questions. Nothing else.
@GmodPlusWoW3 жыл бұрын
"Do you like movies with gladiators?" "Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" "Ever hang around the gymnasium?" "When IS a good week to quit sniffing glue?"
@ablethreefourbravo3 жыл бұрын
Surely you can't be serious (with these questions).
@GmodPlusWoW3 жыл бұрын
@@ablethreefourbravo I am. And don't call me Shirley. ...oh, and I just wanted to tell you good luck; we're all counting on you.
@MattiasFlodin3 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
@ytcorporate92373 жыл бұрын
I'm happy this comment is in this thread of the comment section. It will live the rest of it's life in utter bliss. I thank you all.
@crawlingboy3 жыл бұрын
It's a different kind of flying, all together
@davidjames5795 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever visited a Chinatown section in a major city?" Love the way he says this, so random.
@d33j4ybf5 жыл бұрын
Forget it, Dave...it's Chinatown.
@davidjames5794 жыл бұрын
@@d33j4ybf Perfect!
@stuv19964 жыл бұрын
David James Have you called a plumber to your home lately?
@UKinUSA-xx5zo4 жыл бұрын
Ha totally
@sauldownbadman8764 жыл бұрын
Its oddly specific too yet not too specific
@oriongurtner729311 күн бұрын
POV: a kid won’t stop asking you weird questions but the kid is actually Jason Frakes, a grown ass man
@PelonMusk8 күн бұрын
Play it at half speed and he sounds absolutely blasted
@Anthintendo3 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Frakes saying “You’ve ever been mountain biking?” just exudes Barry B. Benson-type “You like jazz?” energy.
@Joi_Robb3 жыл бұрын
This shouldn’t be as hilarious as it is 😭
@johnmartinez74403 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
@beans27523 жыл бұрын
YOURE RIGHT
@kittyhawk23523 жыл бұрын
The Virgin "You Like Jazz?" vs The Chad "You've ever been mountain biking?"
@detailsmatter.3 жыл бұрын
'Do you believe in the power of a curse?!'
@omedon6663 жыл бұрын
Watch at playback speed 0.5 and imagine him in an airport staggering around talking to people with a paper-bagged bottle in hand.
@JozMkII2 жыл бұрын
XD
@michaelturk72372 жыл бұрын
He sounds way too much like Lahey in some of these clips, it's wonderful
@DrPWelles2 жыл бұрын
*slurring drunks walks up to me* "Do YoU BElieVE in ThE poWer of a CuRSE.??."
@furiousapplesack2 жыл бұрын
How thuperthtishuth are yoo?
@ayasha89games662 жыл бұрын
@@Trillianm just take the damn joke already
@holyfool56057 ай бұрын
Jonathan Frakes Speed Date Edition
@lukelee7967 Жыл бұрын
Why is this one of the best things ever?
@MayhemDante5 жыл бұрын
When you're at a sleepover but you can't get to sleep
@imustbeames37275 жыл бұрын
When you're at a sleepover and you start asking questions to start a conversation to attempt to dislodge the extreme awkwardness in the room after everyone can hear Carl start masturbating in his sleeping bag again .
@ginnyjollykidd5 жыл бұрын
Sleepovers are for visiting and playing with friends and AVOIDING sleep as much as possible. (Heaven help the sleepover parents!)
@marragonn3 жыл бұрын
*Jonathan Frakes:* "Have you heard of the High Elves?" "Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
@joshuamorris39512 жыл бұрын
Yes to both
@zacharyhall6892 жыл бұрын
@@DennisMoore664 do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don't
@kepcar2 жыл бұрын
Have you seen that statue of Azura? Sight to see.
@DennisMoore6642 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyhall689 DOH!
@Animaster892 жыл бұрын
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!!!
@adraino7345Ай бұрын
Me doing anything to keep the conversation alive on a failing date
@MrCrist-yj2ct4 ай бұрын
He was a real one. No one ever asks about me and I'm married with 2 kids
@PAELofDI5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Frakes would make a good 10 year old
@naominerd40755 жыл бұрын
I got a good laugh out of that, thank you lol
@calsavestheworld5 жыл бұрын
A bearded ten year old.
@naominerd40755 жыл бұрын
Oh, that's the best kind of ten year old.
@DanielWidrew5 жыл бұрын
The ultimate compliment
@great10065 жыл бұрын
He has the mentality of a 10 year old man child
@xx-ph5ml5 жыл бұрын
0:09 Have you called your plumber lately? *Porn music starts playing*
@jdprettynails5 жыл бұрын
I was going to like your comment, but it's already at 69
@great10065 жыл бұрын
( showing one of the heads of jeffery dahmers victims) .... Would you ever display this as a trophy?
@DamonBlack_Media5 жыл бұрын
Accompanied by an obnoxiously loud Alto sax. 🎷
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated5 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Collins hey I have much respect, that's how Riker scentmarks his territory.
@caiomansourcastilho4614Ай бұрын
When you run out of subject in a date:
@BlindGardener Жыл бұрын
You can tell that he worked at the old country buffet.
@rohanemmet2513 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever visited a Chinatown section in a major city?" Is a leading question and I refuse to answer Mr Frakes
@itwontcomeout56783 жыл бұрын
Corn Frakes
@8-bitsarda7473 жыл бұрын
objection! leading the witness
@Halesburg3 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, you got an "Asian massage"?
@spitymaeh3 жыл бұрын
@@Halesburg With a happy ending?
@kevinwillems87203 жыл бұрын
Permission to treat the witness as hostile?
@Tehdurkniht3 жыл бұрын
I just love that for every question he has a lil prop to go along with it. Like some PA had to actually set up some freshly mixed concrete just for his bit.
@ldawg71173 жыл бұрын
The second one, when he was on the bike, got me lol
@Anudorini-Talah3 жыл бұрын
@@ldawg7117 😂
@retrobob3802 Жыл бұрын
Have you ever watched loads of interviews with Jonathan Frakes because he's a great storyteller?
@fhetty Жыл бұрын
Always nice when a top celebrity is so interested in what's going on in a common man's life.
@peytonwarren19363 жыл бұрын
“Have you noticed what big stars real estate agents have become?” The world before the 2007 market crash had all the signs, and Johnathan was trying to warn us.
@chrissultan2047 Жыл бұрын
2008* but agreed
@wetsockfullofhotmeat Жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I watched this I was like "When were real estate agents ever celebrities??" until I remembered I grew up post recession