Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things

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Zane Golia

Zane Golia

5 жыл бұрын

He has some questions for you!

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@hermantheduckgb
@hermantheduckgb 3 жыл бұрын
Never in my life has anyone been this interested in my health, hobbies, and habits. What a considerate man.
@SyzygyNoon
@SyzygyNoon 2 жыл бұрын
@Killjoy Kahuna That’s more comforting to hear than I was expecting while I was reading it.
@Wesrl
@Wesrl 2 жыл бұрын
Mr Roger’s also would ask this kinda stuff
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 2 жыл бұрын
1) YES 2) Yes 3) Nude model photographer 4) 8 inches 5) No 6) Not 7) I do it for free 8) No its terrible quality 9) Yes 10) Yes 11) No 12) Yes 13) No 14) Yes 15) Yes 16) No 17) Yes 18) No 19) Yes ,20) Yes 21) yes 22) No 23) No 24) Yes
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 2 жыл бұрын
What show is this from?
@Rynjinivar
@Rynjinivar 2 жыл бұрын
@@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 Fact or Fiction.
@artofsam
@artofsam Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine all the Star Trek cast and crew avoiding Jonathan Frakes because this is what he actually does when the cameras stop rolling.
@MasterArchfiend
@MasterArchfiend Жыл бұрын
It’s why his mother has a poster of Picard on her fridge and not him.
@yeetionary
@yeetionary Жыл бұрын
Have you ever had a job as a waiter?
@denisrivarola2387
@denisrivarola2387 Жыл бұрын
Maybe is not that un-accurate from real life, since it IS him, and eveytime he asks soomething sounds like this : P
@AzguardMike
@AzguardMike Жыл бұрын
@@denisrivarola2387 just saw him on a pod cast, every other word was "fuck"
@sabrinastarks7868
@sabrinastarks7868 Жыл бұрын
@@AzguardMike link?...lol
@weirdo_wolfie
@weirdo_wolfie 7 ай бұрын
Play this at half speed. It's like a drunk guy asking you questions at a bar😂
@heatherhewett6682
@heatherhewett6682 6 ай бұрын
This comment is so underrated. Haha 😂😂😂 0:20
@jdk67
@jdk67 6 ай бұрын
LMAO
@jared1750
@jared1750 6 ай бұрын
I did it. It’s a whole different funny.
@williammcvie7722
@williammcvie7722 6 ай бұрын
Have you ever wondered where the bar coasters are made.
@falconier1118
@falconier1118 6 ай бұрын
Unreal accuracy
@matejsvec4451
@matejsvec4451 11 ай бұрын
"Do you believe in the power of a curse?" My favorite pick up line. Thank you Jonathan.
@xgalarion8659
@xgalarion8659 6 ай бұрын
HAHA!
@JackCrossSama
@JackCrossSama 5 ай бұрын
It's false
@Kidiot
@Kidiot 2 ай бұрын
​@@JackCrossSamatheyyyy got us
@ML-dy8sh
@ML-dy8sh Ай бұрын
555
@Volthoom
@Volthoom 22 күн бұрын
...did it ever work?
@SoundsideSherry
@SoundsideSherry 5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Frakes attempts to figure out your password's security questions.
@36hounddogg
@36hounddogg 5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@minaxsocietas480
@minaxsocietas480 5 жыл бұрын
That is false! Never happened! Our writers made that up!
@alexchu2270
@alexchu2270 5 жыл бұрын
Should've been the title of the video
@realQuestion
@realQuestion 5 жыл бұрын
A similar event took place.
@Gaschdisturbed
@Gaschdisturbed 5 жыл бұрын
Do you remember the name of your first childhood friend? What street did you grow up on? What's your favorite baseball team?
@bigchez2855
@bigchez2855 3 жыл бұрын
Dads meeting the boyfriend for the first time:
@Ranulfdatank
@Ranulfdatank 3 жыл бұрын
Had a brain fart and read that as meeting dads boyfriend >.
@digge2210
@digge2210 3 жыл бұрын
Lovely dad
@ryanotte6737
@ryanotte6737 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ranulfdatank To be fair, both situations leave a person at a lack for words...
@tomrogers7110
@tomrogers7110 3 жыл бұрын
The wet cement one is the killer question. Be careful with that one.
@Dilemma998
@Dilemma998 3 жыл бұрын
"do you believe in the power of a CURSE"
@JonTopping
@JonTopping Жыл бұрын
I feel like the premise of each episode is created by getting Frakes to ask a random question, then they build the whole show around it. "Have you ever met a large Albanian woman with only one nostril who attempted to steal your lucky snorkel?"
@joaquinflores6318
@joaquinflores6318 7 ай бұрын
I didn't expect Weird Al reference here, much less one about my favorite song of his. I see you and hear you brother!
@justinbremer2281
@justinbremer2281 6 ай бұрын
Only out in Albuquerque
@Rosson311
@Rosson311 6 ай бұрын
I laughed out loud
@valdezjones
@valdezjones 5 ай бұрын
“That snorkel has been just like a snorkel to me!”
@Double-R-Nothing
@Double-R-Nothing 3 ай бұрын
No, but I did once meet a hermaphrodite with a flock-of-seagulls haircut and only one nostril who stole my lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel and gave me a colonic irrigation. It happens.
@darksim1930
@darksim1930 4 ай бұрын
I just noticed the muffled audio on "have you had your hearing tested lately." Nice touch.
@ValeBridges
@ValeBridges 18 күн бұрын
0:20
@kevindudley9617
@kevindudley9617 5 жыл бұрын
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
@TheMostUninterestingMan
@TheMostUninterestingMan 5 жыл бұрын
You want to get nuts? OK LET'S GET NUTS!
@eccofan180
@eccofan180 5 жыл бұрын
Captain Sisko: (How does he know? I deleted that personal log.)
@Raooka
@Raooka 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheMostUninterestingMan pecans or pralines?
@alexstidham4612
@alexstidham4612 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin Dudley Nah just some tango lessons here and there.
@jonathanrobertson3406
@jonathanrobertson3406 5 жыл бұрын
Darn it! You beat me to it! Nice!
@Crappy9922
@Crappy9922 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like I just went on a speed date with Frakes.
@JVOFH123
@JVOFH123 5 жыл бұрын
You are correct..... its fact
@tenkenroo
@tenkenroo 5 жыл бұрын
This comment wins
@maorshahar1323
@maorshahar1323 5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan: a similar event took place.
@superedmundo1239
@superedmundo1239 5 жыл бұрын
Not this time
@Max-kv1xm
@Max-kv1xm 5 жыл бұрын
It's complete fabrication.
@TheDrexxus
@TheDrexxus Жыл бұрын
Whenever I see this, I always think back to the movie "Airplane!" when the captain is asking that kid all those weird, random questions like "ever been in a cockpit before?" "ever seen a grown man naked?" "do you ever hang around the gymnasium?" 'do you like movies about gladiators?"
@SexycuteStudios
@SexycuteStudios Жыл бұрын
Ever been in a Turkish prison?
@adrianaheiler9794
@adrianaheiler9794 Жыл бұрын
My friend and I were watching this in September and I tried to figure out what this compilation reminded me of and when I said it's gotta be some kind of movie before we both said 'do you like movies about gladiators?' at the same time 😂😂😂
@Sly-Moose
@Sly-Moose 6 ай бұрын
😬😬😬
@ohgodohnothebees
@ohgodohnothebees 4 ай бұрын
​@@SexycuteStudiosI read that as "Ever been in a Turkish person?"
@loran1212
@loran1212 25 күн бұрын
I know this is a year late, but those questions aren't random, they are essentially all asking if he's gay.
@kittytreats6536
@kittytreats6536 9 ай бұрын
"Have you ever visited a truck stop?" I've spent enough time on the internet to know where this is going...
@aschen
@aschen 5 жыл бұрын
So this is how Riker interviews potential officers onboard the Enterprise
@KRAFTWERK2K6
@KRAFTWERK2K6 5 жыл бұрын
deleted scenes from "lower Decks" :P
@BartNoble
@BartNoble 5 жыл бұрын
This is how he spends his free time in the holodeck.
@nukeout
@nukeout 5 жыл бұрын
Never wanted to write your name in cement? Bah! I don't think you're the right fit for Star Fleet Command
@Radeo
@Radeo 5 жыл бұрын
He took his lead from google.
@gregorsamsa2271
@gregorsamsa2271 5 жыл бұрын
lmao xD
@Xendrius
@Xendrius 3 жыл бұрын
When you ever run out of questions for your date.
@popiadoudou
@popiadoudou 3 жыл бұрын
Its smacks of lived experience .
@gandalf8216
@gandalf8216 3 жыл бұрын
"How much money would it take for you to spend the night in a cemetery?" -Me, to my date
@checksoverstripes2498
@checksoverstripes2498 3 жыл бұрын
@@gandalf8216 🤣🤣🤣
@beetlejuice4357
@beetlejuice4357 3 жыл бұрын
I had a girl ask me what is my favorite color?
@zappstopp7425
@zappstopp7425 3 жыл бұрын
@@beetlejuice4357 what was your answer? :D
@zarajay6604
@zarajay6604 Жыл бұрын
"Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?" Yes, his name was Jonathan Frakes
@user-us3pw2ir9q
@user-us3pw2ir9q 6 ай бұрын
Yes, Jonathan. All of those things. Thank you so much for asking.
@mayborneflower
@mayborneflower 4 ай бұрын
I give you one cent to sleep in that cemetery.
@Glisten456
@Glisten456 2 жыл бұрын
Love how Frakes can ask both "Do you believe in the power of a curse?" and "Do you love to go a-wanderin' beneath a clear blue sky?" in the exact same tone
@Vote_By_Mail
@Vote_By_Mail Жыл бұрын
I don't think he'd say the second one because that's not an actual sentence.
@Glisten456
@Glisten456 Жыл бұрын
@@Vote_By_Mail You got me. That sentence was a total fabrication. It was fiction.
@mygills3050
@mygills3050 Жыл бұрын
@@Glisten456 “I’m innocent!”
@Tom_Het
@Tom_Het Жыл бұрын
@@Vote_By_Mail You're right. Our writers cooked that one up. It never happened.
@chancematters
@chancematters Жыл бұрын
“What do you wanna be when you grow up?” And “How much money would it take for you to spend the night in a cemetery?” I can’t with this
@sheriffb1544
@sheriffb1544 3 жыл бұрын
I love how each question gets increasingly chaotic and obscure.
@MegInWhispers
@MegInWhispers 2 жыл бұрын
this exact comment
@gregtronica3569
@gregtronica3569 2 жыл бұрын
@@MegInWhispers what?
@Mclarenboy100
@Mclarenboy100 2 жыл бұрын
Imma question your views on chaos if you think having a pet is more chaotic than accepting monetary value to hang around a cemetery at night.
@SyzygyNoon
@SyzygyNoon 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mclarenboy100 Dude, cemeteries are awesome. People are dying to get in.
@CrazyLinguiniLegs
@CrazyLinguiniLegs 2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever visited the Chinatown section of a major city?
@BTFU93
@BTFU93 9 ай бұрын
Whenever I need a pick me up or a little chuckle, this never fails to deliver.
@thatenglishgentleman
@thatenglishgentleman Жыл бұрын
Loved this show as a kid, and still watch it today. It's called Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction for those wondering. Though now I'm a huge Trekkie, this was actually my introduction to Frakes.
@kevboard
@kevboard 6 ай бұрын
did you know there are new episodes? the show has a cult following in germany. and the german TV station RTL2 produced multiple new episodes (the first 2 were actually filmed with german actors and were awful, they switched back to an American cast after that), which are currently broadcast every Halloween. but it seems like they want to go back into full production, as 8 new episodes have been filmed, featuring among others Danny Trejo it seems! Frakes, of course, is also back as the presenter. Not sure if these new episodes are also broadcast outside of german speaking countries. but it would be a waste if they weren't, given that they are filmed in english. it's called X-Factor in germany btw... which became very confusing after the music show of the same name was licended for germany lol
@TeeklGrey
@TeeklGrey 6 ай бұрын
Funny that Shatner has a show like this too, albeit much later in life
@Adamguy2003
@Adamguy2003 4 ай бұрын
I loved this show as a kid, too! For a couple of the "True story" episodes/ tales, I've heard the actual true stories they were based on (i.e. The one during the "Hosted by James Brolin" period in which a guy is killed by a bullet which had been fired at him years earlier and hit a tree)!
@curtiswashington8536
@curtiswashington8536 5 жыл бұрын
Have you accepted Jonathan Frakes memes as modern art?
@twinscythezone5043
@twinscythezone5043 5 жыл бұрын
Really, you could write an essay about how this video makes you feel from multiple different angles. It's wild.
@jedihunter176
@jedihunter176 5 жыл бұрын
Not this time.
@patrickoliver9133
@patrickoliver9133 5 жыл бұрын
@Joe Average SHUT UP! AS IN CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, STOP TALKING!..
@SoZettaSlow
@SoZettaSlow 5 жыл бұрын
A similar event did take place.
@patrioticcat5768
@patrioticcat5768 5 жыл бұрын
This one was invented by a writer.
@nextjr
@nextjr 3 жыл бұрын
If you play this at half speed it sounds like a drunk man rambling at you
@Dipstikk
@Dipstikk 3 жыл бұрын
Riker, that WASNT SYNTHAHOL
@Hraktuus
@Hraktuus 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, it's hilarious!
@justind.6780
@justind.6780 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this
@croydonrudeness
@croydonrudeness 3 жыл бұрын
hahaha, brilliant...
@mithcee
@mithcee 3 жыл бұрын
This made my day. At .5x speed it's 1000x funnier.
@Vanastar
@Vanastar 7 ай бұрын
One of my favourite things is to watch this on half speed, because it creates the impression that Frakes is not remotely sober, stumbling from the bushes, accosting you with all these questions.
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 23 күн бұрын
"Yes I've forgotten where I parked my car, but you definitely shouldn't be driving"
@JCally83
@JCally83 10 ай бұрын
I come back and watch this every now and then, and still cry with laughter each and every time. I’m still thinking if I can remember the tallest man I’ve ever seen..
@imuecke
@imuecke 10 ай бұрын
Set the playback speed to 0.5 and he goes full-on drunk uncle 🤣
@danielc7773
@danielc7773 Жыл бұрын
Some people seem to think that this is actually a compilation, but this is just how the first episode begins.
@aaronsound
@aaronsound Жыл бұрын
Really?
@lordomachuthegreat
@lordomachuthegreat Жыл бұрын
@@aaronsound I’m like 70% sure they’re joking
@ThatGuy-qy1de
@ThatGuy-qy1de Жыл бұрын
first episode of what??
@Anterbok
@Anterbok Жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuy-qy1de I think it's from Beyond Belief: Fact of Fiction
@Pagliacci_Rex
@Pagliacci_Rex Жыл бұрын
Only Jonathan Frakes could grow a full beard that fast.
@kevinnashiscool1
@kevinnashiscool1 5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan is either planning to break into my house when I’m on vacation or steal my identity.
@adamhodgins3217
@adamhodgins3217 5 жыл бұрын
this is a funny comment ^_^
@TonksMoriarty
@TonksMoriarty 5 жыл бұрын
Why not both?
@mrbing698
@mrbing698 5 жыл бұрын
False, complete fabrication
@Killermike2178
@Killermike2178 5 жыл бұрын
I'm on to you, Riker...
@bobcostas6272
@bobcostas6272 3 жыл бұрын
Fat brendan
@2thPlace
@2thPlace 4 ай бұрын
He sounds like he's starting the ad-break on his podcast.
@Jmcinally94
@Jmcinally94 6 ай бұрын
I love how it goes from the most profound thought provoking questions to benign ramblings you might hear in an elderly home.
@bigsanctions1142
@bigsanctions1142 4 жыл бұрын
When you're trying to keep the conversation from dying.
@rb4121
@rb4121 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, now I want to watch these videos with people I don’t know and we both have to answer all questions, so we get to know each other. It’d make for a great game.
@CityofButterfly
@CityofButterfly 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine breaking the awkward silence with: Do YoU bEliEvE iN tHe PoWeR oF a CuRsE?!?!!
@thecameronator
@thecameronator 3 жыл бұрын
@@CityofButterfly the curse question must be preceded by "Do you have a pet?" And "do you have a sweet tooth?"
@EpicBeard815
@EpicBeard815 4 жыл бұрын
"Planning a trip soon?" sounds vaguely like a threat
@sambeezy007
@sambeezy007 4 жыл бұрын
Keep looking under your car. Might be a bomb there lol
@handsomebrick
@handsomebrick 4 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever visited a truck stop?" sounds like an accusation.
@Chicagocanine
@Chicagocanine 4 жыл бұрын
See you next fall
@Dummy257
@Dummy257 4 жыл бұрын
All of them do.
@OfficialFingazMC
@OfficialFingazMC 4 жыл бұрын
"Why you going to Indianapolis Bill?"
@Welcome2whereverUR
@Welcome2whereverUR 9 ай бұрын
This guy is a legend. I've always loved this guy.
@sharkboy85
@sharkboy85 Ай бұрын
My brain right as I'm about to fall asleep:
@forzaelite1248
@forzaelite1248 5 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
@wyatt8000
@wyatt8000 5 жыл бұрын
It’s fiction.
@guufiplays2681
@guufiplays2681 5 жыл бұрын
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
@rokosbasilisk5376
@rokosbasilisk5376 5 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@MrUtherellus
@MrUtherellus 5 жыл бұрын
It's a total fabrication
@aurumthebrave3427
@aurumthebrave3427 5 жыл бұрын
Greatest pick up line in history.
@briang.2218
@briang.2218 4 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever been in a cockpit before?" "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" "Do you like to watch movies about gladiators?"
@maulino4036
@maulino4036 4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
@HikoSeijuroXIII
@HikoSeijuroXIII 4 жыл бұрын
Do you like hanging around men's gymnasium?
@Sinred1
@Sinred1 4 жыл бұрын
Airplane :D
@DaPlasticPaddy
@DaPlasticPaddy 4 жыл бұрын
I am serious and don't call me Sherly.
@half-lifescientist1991
@half-lifescientist1991 4 жыл бұрын
mjkalasky ON... he said he’s never been ON a plane before. Why must you fail me so often mjkalasky?!!
@alicee3670
@alicee3670 Жыл бұрын
This was me when I first found out that the best way to make friends was to ask lots of questions and show interest in someone
@VintageYakyu
@VintageYakyu 9 ай бұрын
0:09 Frakes tries to find out if you're getting enough fiber.
@JOfJaZ
@JOfJaZ 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like Commander Riker is trying to get me to confess something with expert level deflection.
@crabulent
@crabulent 5 жыл бұрын
It's the Voight-Kampff test. To check if you're a replicant.
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 5 жыл бұрын
Have you ever had the urge to write your name in wet cement? Do you know the codes to the spacestation?
@adamhodgins3217
@adamhodgins3217 5 жыл бұрын
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 this is so funny lol
@themanofconstantsorrowelia1929
@themanofconstantsorrowelia1929 5 жыл бұрын
No but I did stab a guy
@denisemayosky1955
@denisemayosky1955 5 жыл бұрын
Do you know what color's my underwear?
@Leoniscordis
@Leoniscordis 11 ай бұрын
No matter if I go to heaven or hell I hope my endless afterlife is just this man asking me random questions whilst holding, gesturing, or being surrounded by random objects in a dark void.
@asher1371
@asher1371 9 ай бұрын
My bucket list is drawn entirely from Jonathan Frakes questions.
@FourthDerivative
@FourthDerivative 4 жыл бұрын
This makes me feel like Commander Riker is genuinely interested in hearing about my life and it's incredibly validating.
@musiclaboratory9694
@musiclaboratory9694 3 жыл бұрын
A good Commander cares about all the crew.
@ilou9129
@ilou9129 3 жыл бұрын
Literally why I watched
@rlcsd.1732
@rlcsd.1732 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@williambell3304
@williambell3304 3 жыл бұрын
"Welcome aboard, ensign."
@billymanners9629
@billymanners9629 3 жыл бұрын
Pov: you are Wesley
@Skyntalor
@Skyntalor 4 жыл бұрын
“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire?”
@kyzer422
@kyzer422 4 жыл бұрын
He asked calmly.
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS 4 жыл бұрын
HARRYDIJERPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETTAFIRE?
@HiJack3r
@HiJack3r 4 жыл бұрын
"DID YOU WRITE YOUR INITIALS IN WET CEMENT!!??" Commander Riker asked calmly
@trekkienzl2862
@trekkienzl2862 3 жыл бұрын
Did you ask one of the older students to do it for you?
@Denthedragon
@Denthedragon 3 жыл бұрын
It never happened.
@elijahbickerstaff7564
@elijahbickerstaff7564 11 күн бұрын
"Do you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?" Yeah it's you, Jonathan Frakes.
@jimconnolly1373
@jimconnolly1373 Жыл бұрын
Sweet edit. Bloody love Frakes!
@joshuarivera6460
@joshuarivera6460 3 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Frakes's uncanny imitation of my kids today while I'm trying to work from home
@whiskeyclones7161
@whiskeyclones7161 2 жыл бұрын
This made me chuckle sensibly.
@dadevi
@dadevi 2 жыл бұрын
@@whiskeyclones7161 Same.
@PlokgiH
@PlokgiH 2 жыл бұрын
@@whiskeyclones7161 that made me chuckle, imagining what a sensible chuckle would look like
@GlaciusDreams
@GlaciusDreams 2 жыл бұрын
@@PlokgiH *chuckles*
@johnc646
@johnc646 2 жыл бұрын
@@PlokgiH oh boy do I have the magazine for you
@Thewritingelf
@Thewritingelf 5 жыл бұрын
Okay but who decided to wake up and suddenly turn this man into a meme ?
@Bluesit32
@Bluesit32 5 жыл бұрын
Same person who watched a twenty year old episode of The Simpsons and made a small segment of it into a meme.
@explicitbrainjuice6545
@explicitbrainjuice6545 5 жыл бұрын
TheBlues32 This disturbs me, I literally just saw that.
@mryan4452
@mryan4452 5 жыл бұрын
A person far ahead of his or her time. A learned scholar. They deserve the highest honour their country can bestow on them.
@Unclebarry94
@Unclebarry94 5 жыл бұрын
Not a man, but a god
@TetrisH8er
@TetrisH8er 5 жыл бұрын
In germany this show has been a meme for a long time
@RagingEggs
@RagingEggs 6 ай бұрын
Whoa whoa Johnathan, slow down, I can only handle so many universal mysteries at once.
@SirEpifire
@SirEpifire 4 ай бұрын
This gives me "Star Trek out of context" video vibes and im here for it! 😅
@SquishyEggo
@SquishyEggo 5 жыл бұрын
Someone: How do I talk to girls? Me: watch this
@DanielWidrew
@DanielWidrew 5 жыл бұрын
@Tat Test Dummies *a-wanderin'
@isaacthered
@isaacthered 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was to dramatically fall out of a chair.
@booshter9714
@booshter9714 5 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to do that and upload it 😅
@TomEbbsjamasteroids
@TomEbbsjamasteroids 5 жыл бұрын
I know what I'm about son
@WTFBOOMDOOM
@WTFBOOMDOOM 5 жыл бұрын
"Ya like jazz?"
@ebrannock8139
@ebrannock8139 3 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever been confronted by William Riker in civilian clothes asking you odd questions?"
@upintheairstudio
@upintheairstudio 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. I watched a video on KZfaq that reminded me of the experience.
@outtagoodnamesdangit
@outtagoodnamesdangit 3 жыл бұрын
No.
@SteveT3D
@SteveT3D 3 жыл бұрын
20th century clothes.
@willtell8842
@willtell8842 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah watch Gargoyles
@poponachtschnecke
@poponachtschnecke 3 жыл бұрын
No, it's his evil twin, you can tell by the facial hair!
@EQOAnostalgia
@EQOAnostalgia 6 ай бұрын
When life gets us down... there he is. Jonathan Frakes!
@amylever1997
@amylever1997 3 ай бұрын
This is literally my brain before i go to sleep. 😂
@carolfromhr9900
@carolfromhr9900 3 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever been in a cockpit before?" "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" "Do you like movies about gladiators?" "Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
@punishercastle5487
@punishercastle5487 3 жыл бұрын
“You ever been to Mount Rushmore?” “Do you believe in aliens?” “You ever wish upon a star?” “Do you remember seeing a tall mountain and wishing you could climb it?”
@classiccustoms2010
@classiccustoms2010 3 жыл бұрын
@@punishercastle5487 I misread tall mountain as tall man and was confused for a hot minute there.
@maat826
@maat826 3 жыл бұрын
No, and don’t call me Shirley.
@dracofirex
@dracofirex 3 жыл бұрын
Have you ever had a dream that... that you had... you would you could do.... uh...
@itwontcomeout5678
@itwontcomeout5678 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god haha yes yes yes
@_0______00__________0_______0
@_0______00__________0_______0 3 жыл бұрын
My new bucket list is being able to say yes to every single one of these questions.
@chimerasuchus
@chimerasuchus 3 жыл бұрын
"What is the right tip?" Yes.
@red-skies
@red-skies 3 жыл бұрын
"What do you want to be when you grow up?" *Yes*
@ryanallardyce
@ryanallardyce 3 жыл бұрын
"How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery?" Yes
@NitroNinja324
@NitroNinja324 2 жыл бұрын
"How superstitious are you?" Yes
@Whoopdido777
@Whoopdido777 2 жыл бұрын
Some of them you can’t really answer with a yes or no, but I answered yes to 7 of them.
@themechanic58
@themechanic58 6 ай бұрын
- On occasion, though I'm pretty good about remembering where my car is. - No, hiking is enough exercise for me. - Currently, I'm trying to become an established writer and tutor. - That largely depends on the place and the person. For me, since I don't eat out often, I tip at least 20% - No, and hopefully I won't have to anytime soon. - Not very superstitious, I'm usually willing to believe things happen simply because of coincidences. - A million dollars, at least, though that's mainly because it would get cold, wet, and uncomfortable out there at night. - No, hunting trophies are too rustic as decorations for me to enjoy. - Yes, a dog and a cat. - I enjoy the occasional cookie or slice of cake, but tend to not like sweet foods, especially those with a lot of frosting or intense, sugary flavors. - No, like I said, I tend to assume it's just coincidence. - No, but my hearing seems fine. - I don't travel a lot, but I do want to visit someplace nice with lots of beaches in the summer of 2024. - Usually, I'm the tallest person around, at 6'4", but my brother is an inch taller than me. - I very much enjoy walking, it helps clear my head. - It seems like real-estate agents can make a lot of money through their work, but I don't know if that makes them "stars" or celebrities. - I could certainly afford to be more careful, but considering nothing bad has happened to me yet and I haven't had any of my personal information stolen, I figure I'm doing alright. - Occasionally, but I know enough about computers to be able to find the root problems, in most circumstances. - I have on two occasions, and I found the decorations to be very fascinating and the food delicious. - Yes, on several occasions. They can have some really cool stuff there for good prices! - Only when on long road trips, usually just to use the bathroom or grab a snack. - No, and I'm probably not cut out to be a waiter. Too high-stress. - Theme restaurants do seem to be pretty popular, but I don't visit them much, since the atmosphere can be a bit overwhelming. - I've thought about it, but I've never let the intrusive thoughts win.
@fmkwvejf
@fmkwvejf 6 ай бұрын
My wife to me in the middle of the night when I'm trying to fall asleep:
@choconatic
@choconatic 5 жыл бұрын
When you go to a job interview and you think you're prepared for whatever the interviewer is going to ask you
@jake_from_statefarm7209
@jake_from_statefarm7209 4 жыл бұрын
"Tell me about yourself" "I seem to have forgotten literally everything about my life. Who are you?"
@echoplots8058
@echoplots8058 4 жыл бұрын
"Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme-based these days?"
@MrBoygiles
@MrBoygiles 4 жыл бұрын
Echo Plots “Uh, no?” “I’m sorry, but I don’t think you’re the right fit for the job.”
@laineylarsen245
@laineylarsen245 4 жыл бұрын
Alternatively, when the interviewer asks if you have any questions, just hit 'em rapid-fire with all of these.
@mickey5712
@mickey5712 4 жыл бұрын
@@jake_from_statefarm7209 #relatable
@puppet4978
@puppet4978 4 жыл бұрын
Deanna: I bet he's thinking about other girls... Riker:
@nothereanymore3941
@nothereanymore3941 4 жыл бұрын
My headcanon now is that Beyond Belief is just a figment of Riker's imagination and when he's bored he fantasized about being a mystery tv show host
@apbrit2009
@apbrit2009 4 жыл бұрын
@@nothereanymore3941 It could just be a holosuite program, like Cheers
@xonxt7479
@xonxt7479 4 жыл бұрын
@@nothereanymore3941 Y E S
@hugoalynstephens9166
@hugoalynstephens9166 4 жыл бұрын
@@nothereanymore3941 Mine too now. Thank You.
@gatekeepingwarlock9604
@gatekeepingwarlock9604 4 жыл бұрын
@@nothereanymore3941 Star Trek TNG has now become a sci-fi version of Scrubs
@Yeshua_Kristos
@Yeshua_Kristos 3 ай бұрын
"Is the bridge smaller, or am I just taller?"
@ishathakor
@ishathakor 4 ай бұрын
he's really perfect casting for narrator on this show
@CJdude22
@CJdude22 4 жыл бұрын
_Picard, chained to the only chair in the audience._ *"THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"*
@revengefrommars
@revengefrommars 3 жыл бұрын
Picard, when his Xbox broke: "THERE ARE THREE RED LIGHTS!!!"
@emmetthatcher9583
@emmetthatcher9583 3 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE SIX YEARS OLD!
@viciousyeen6644
@viciousyeen6644 3 жыл бұрын
revengefrommars Xbox his eyes black
@the1ucidone
@the1ucidone 3 жыл бұрын
They Live, starring Rowdy Roddy Piper!
@usernamesarestupid7104
@usernamesarestupid7104 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Five-year-olds during funerals:
@thehammurabichode7994
@thehammurabichode7994 3 жыл бұрын
0:45 "Have you ever had the desire to write your initials in wet cement?"
@willywonka3050
@willywonka3050 3 жыл бұрын
Do you have any games on your phone?
@andrewkeller1117
@andrewkeller1117 3 жыл бұрын
@@thehammurabichode7994 I read your comment without noticing the quotes and timestamp and just thought you were joking but then he actually said it lol
@GugilusVugilusMagnus
@GugilusVugilusMagnus 3 жыл бұрын
Oddly specific
@trekkienzl2862
@trekkienzl2862 3 жыл бұрын
0:12
@Pseudowolf
@Pseudowolf 6 ай бұрын
This is what it can be like hanging out with a person who has ADHD. We will ask you questions that seem totally random. Now, in our mind, there was a logical progression to that question. We just don't always remember that noone else knows how we arrived at that question.
@technicolordreamer
@technicolordreamer 3 ай бұрын
Never knew how inquisitive Jonathan Frakes was. 😂
@JaxBlade
@JaxBlade 4 жыл бұрын
.5 speed has me wheezing
@sionowe2533
@sionowe2533 3 жыл бұрын
Broken
@internettevarolanadam
@internettevarolanadam 3 жыл бұрын
Cant decide if he is drunk or high on .5
@__8120
@__8120 3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he is about to say "oh hi mark"
@Gholla87
@Gholla87 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@doulikewaffls
@doulikewaffls 3 жыл бұрын
How subershtishus er you?????
@deathraceking5029
@deathraceking5029 5 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard someone this good at starting conversations?
@zacmumblethunder7466
@zacmumblethunder7466 5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately yes. Mainly on public transport.
@great1006
@great1006 5 жыл бұрын
Do you think i am asking too many questions
@Anymouse2
@Anymouse2 5 жыл бұрын
@@zacmumblethunder7466 LOL But yes, this is truly one of the beauties of Anglo Saxon culture.
@flom6416
@flom6416 2 жыл бұрын
Not a chance.
@lordfarquaad8601
@lordfarquaad8601 9 ай бұрын
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
@devilinthewoods3809
@devilinthewoods3809 8 ай бұрын
Whenever i feel alone. I play this video so that i can feel like someone really cares about me.
@cyanimation1605
@cyanimation1605 5 жыл бұрын
Do you have a pet? Do you have a sweet tooth? Do you believe in the power of a curse? Well that escalated quickly
@razoragonypaintorment5363
@razoragonypaintorment5363 4 жыл бұрын
Ever gone mountain biking?
@ahobbit1273
@ahobbit1273 4 жыл бұрын
DavidTheWavid Animation Seeing it written out like that, it feels like a line from Welcome to Night Vale.
@billtscherno5852
@billtscherno5852 4 жыл бұрын
What is a sweet tooth?
@nickmalachai2227
@nickmalachai2227 4 жыл бұрын
@@billtscherno5852 you like to eat sweet things a lot. Like ice cream, chocolate, etc.
@billtscherno5852
@billtscherno5852 4 жыл бұрын
@@nickmalachai2227 Thank you for the explanation, makes sense now. 🤗🤗🤗
@midgetwars1
@midgetwars1 5 жыл бұрын
It's fake, it's fiction, nope, got you again
@ExtremeUnction1988
@ExtremeUnction1988 5 жыл бұрын
midgetwars1 it's a total fabrication!
@Mario89778
@Mario89778 5 жыл бұрын
It's frake.
@ianfinrir8724
@ianfinrir8724 5 жыл бұрын
This one was made up by a writer
@Kenoi_
@Kenoi_ 5 жыл бұрын
Not this time
@DayOldMeat
@DayOldMeat 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mario89778 😂
@libertyphant0m131
@libertyphant0m131 3 ай бұрын
Beyond Belief was such an underrated show.
@georginabain5533
@georginabain5533 Жыл бұрын
This was really funny thanks for putting it together really made me laugh 😂
@littlesnowflakepunk855
@littlesnowflakepunk855 4 жыл бұрын
"Do you remember the tallest man you've ever seen" always gets me for some reason
@Jack-rk7jc
@Jack-rk7jc 4 жыл бұрын
That's the standout one for me too lol. And "have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme based" "have you called a plumber to your home lately" "have you ever visited a china town section in a major city"
@rachelxx1991
@rachelxx1991 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jack-rk7jc I think the plumber one is my favorite
@Jack-rk7jc
@Jack-rk7jc 4 жыл бұрын
@@rachelxx1991 they all sound like questions your uncle would ask you as bait into opening a larger discussion you definitely don't care enough about to hear or even have time to sit through.
@rachelxx1991
@rachelxx1991 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jack-rk7jc or even worse: "ever been mountain biking? Well, let's go, champ!"
@GavinWandersee
@GavinWandersee 3 жыл бұрын
It sounds like something a toddler would ask for absolutely no reason
@dalekbumps
@dalekbumps 3 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever been assimilated by the Borg?" "Commander, please leave my sleeping quarters. Its 3am."
@tysonsflag
@tysonsflag 3 жыл бұрын
ahahhahahhahahaha
@8L0ND1E_WOLF
@8L0ND1E_WOLF 3 жыл бұрын
"ah, I see you are a man of culture as well"
@garyking1986
@garyking1986 3 жыл бұрын
How can you tell the time in space?
@dalekbumps
@dalekbumps 3 жыл бұрын
@@garyking1986 with a space clock
@s0nnyburnett
@s0nnyburnett 3 жыл бұрын
@Tom Co but he didnt say Numbah wun
@classiclife7204
@classiclife7204 Жыл бұрын
Why is this the funniest thing I've seen in a while? 🤣
@j.p.6228
@j.p.6228 8 ай бұрын
Take a drink every time you did one of these. It’s lowkey hilarious
@ZedanB
@ZedanB 4 жыл бұрын
My Tinder date: Hi- Me:
@chadmartin8280
@chadmartin8280 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@lephantomchickn3676
@lephantomchickn3676 3 жыл бұрын
420th like
@mrbobert4236
@mrbobert4236 3 жыл бұрын
Yea, this pretty much sums up what it feels like being a guy on Tinder 🤣🤣🤣
@thepurplemudkip9998
@thepurplemudkip9998 3 жыл бұрын
ok maruki
@BierBart12
@BierBart12 3 жыл бұрын
@Aggressive Tubesock That sounds like you track people down as soon as you match with them on tinder and break into their house, not a single word uttered.
@stephenosborne7855
@stephenosborne7855 5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Frakes: "Ever gone mountain biking?" Also Jonathan Frakes: "It never happened. It's a total fabrication"
@WereWolfWoody
@WereWolfWoody 5 жыл бұрын
All bikes are fabricated.
@8-bitsarda747
@8-bitsarda747 5 жыл бұрын
Also Jonathan Frakes again: "A similar event did take place"
@kainhighwind2
@kainhighwind2 4 жыл бұрын
A similar event did take place in the New Jersey area about 20 years ago.
@johnmacedo598
@johnmacedo598 9 ай бұрын
This is now my reference for future conversation starters
@iimZeon
@iimZeon 6 ай бұрын
This is how I talk to random strangers. No greeting, no formality, just random, unrelated questions. Nothing else.
@GmodPlusWoW
@GmodPlusWoW 3 жыл бұрын
"Do you like movies with gladiators?" "Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" "Ever hang around the gymnasium?" "When IS a good week to quit sniffing glue?"
@ablethreefourbravo
@ablethreefourbravo 3 жыл бұрын
Surely you can't be serious (with these questions).
@GmodPlusWoW
@GmodPlusWoW 3 жыл бұрын
@@ablethreefourbravo I am. And don't call me Shirley. ...oh, and I just wanted to tell you good luck; we're all counting on you.
@MattiasFlodin
@MattiasFlodin 3 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
@ytcorporate9237
@ytcorporate9237 3 жыл бұрын
I'm happy this comment is in this thread of the comment section. It will live the rest of it's life in utter bliss. I thank you all.
@crawlingboy
@crawlingboy 3 жыл бұрын
It's a different kind of flying, all together
@davidjames579
@davidjames579 5 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever visited a Chinatown section in a major city?" Love the way he says this, so random.
@d33j4ybf
@d33j4ybf 5 жыл бұрын
Forget it, Dave...it's Chinatown.
@davidjames579
@davidjames579 4 жыл бұрын
@@d33j4ybf Perfect!
@stuv1996
@stuv1996 4 жыл бұрын
David James Have you called a plumber to your home lately?
@UKinUSA-xx5zo
@UKinUSA-xx5zo 4 жыл бұрын
Ha totally
@sauldownbadman876
@sauldownbadman876 4 жыл бұрын
Its oddly specific too yet not too specific
@oriongurtner7293
@oriongurtner7293 11 күн бұрын
POV: a kid won’t stop asking you weird questions but the kid is actually Jason Frakes, a grown ass man
@PelonMusk
@PelonMusk 8 күн бұрын
Play it at half speed and he sounds absolutely blasted
@Anthintendo
@Anthintendo 3 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Frakes saying “You’ve ever been mountain biking?” just exudes Barry B. Benson-type “You like jazz?” energy.
@Joi_Robb
@Joi_Robb 3 жыл бұрын
This shouldn’t be as hilarious as it is 😭
@johnmartinez7440
@johnmartinez7440 3 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
@beans2752
@beans2752 3 жыл бұрын
YOURE RIGHT
@kittyhawk2352
@kittyhawk2352 3 жыл бұрын
The Virgin "You Like Jazz?" vs The Chad "You've ever been mountain biking?"
@detailsmatter.
@detailsmatter. 3 жыл бұрын
'Do you believe in the power of a curse?!'
@omedon666
@omedon666 3 жыл бұрын
Watch at playback speed 0.5 and imagine him in an airport staggering around talking to people with a paper-bagged bottle in hand.
@JozMkII
@JozMkII 2 жыл бұрын
XD
@michaelturk7237
@michaelturk7237 2 жыл бұрын
He sounds way too much like Lahey in some of these clips, it's wonderful
@DrPWelles
@DrPWelles 2 жыл бұрын
*slurring drunks walks up to me* "Do YoU BElieVE in ThE poWer of a CuRSE.??."
@furiousapplesack
@furiousapplesack 2 жыл бұрын
How thuperthtishuth are yoo?
@ayasha89games66
@ayasha89games66 2 жыл бұрын
@@Trillianm just take the damn joke already
@holyfool5605
@holyfool5605 7 ай бұрын
Jonathan Frakes Speed Date Edition
@lukelee7967
@lukelee7967 Жыл бұрын
Why is this one of the best things ever?
@MayhemDante
@MayhemDante 5 жыл бұрын
When you're at a sleepover but you can't get to sleep
@imustbeames3727
@imustbeames3727 5 жыл бұрын
When you're at a sleepover and you start asking questions to start a conversation to attempt to dislodge the extreme awkwardness in the room after everyone can hear Carl start masturbating in his sleeping bag again .
@ginnyjollykidd
@ginnyjollykidd 5 жыл бұрын
Sleepovers are for visiting and playing with friends and AVOIDING sleep as much as possible. (Heaven help the sleepover parents!)
@marragonn
@marragonn 3 жыл бұрын
*Jonathan Frakes:* "Have you heard of the High Elves?" "Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
@joshuamorris3951
@joshuamorris3951 2 жыл бұрын
Yes to both
@zacharyhall689
@zacharyhall689 2 жыл бұрын
@@DennisMoore664 do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don't
@kepcar
@kepcar 2 жыл бұрын
Have you seen that statue of Azura? Sight to see.
@DennisMoore664
@DennisMoore664 2 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyhall689 DOH!
@Animaster89
@Animaster89 2 жыл бұрын
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!!!
@adraino7345
@adraino7345 Ай бұрын
Me doing anything to keep the conversation alive on a failing date
@MrCrist-yj2ct
@MrCrist-yj2ct 4 ай бұрын
He was a real one. No one ever asks about me and I'm married with 2 kids
@PAELofDI
@PAELofDI 5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Frakes would make a good 10 year old
@naominerd4075
@naominerd4075 5 жыл бұрын
I got a good laugh out of that, thank you lol
@calsavestheworld
@calsavestheworld 5 жыл бұрын
A bearded ten year old.
@naominerd4075
@naominerd4075 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, that's the best kind of ten year old.
@DanielWidrew
@DanielWidrew 5 жыл бұрын
The ultimate compliment
@great1006
@great1006 5 жыл бұрын
He has the mentality of a 10 year old man child
@xx-ph5ml
@xx-ph5ml 5 жыл бұрын
0:09 Have you called your plumber lately? *Porn music starts playing*
@jdprettynails
@jdprettynails 5 жыл бұрын
I was going to like your comment, but it's already at 69
@great1006
@great1006 5 жыл бұрын
( showing one of the heads of jeffery dahmers victims) .... Would you ever display this as a trophy?
@DamonBlack_Media
@DamonBlack_Media 5 жыл бұрын
Accompanied by an obnoxiously loud Alto sax. 🎷
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Collins hey I have much respect, that's how Riker scentmarks his territory.
@caiomansourcastilho4614
@caiomansourcastilho4614 Ай бұрын
When you run out of subject in a date:
@BlindGardener
@BlindGardener Жыл бұрын
You can tell that he worked at the old country buffet.
@rohanemmet251
@rohanemmet251 3 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever visited a Chinatown section in a major city?" Is a leading question and I refuse to answer Mr Frakes
@itwontcomeout5678
@itwontcomeout5678 3 жыл бұрын
Corn Frakes
@8-bitsarda747
@8-bitsarda747 3 жыл бұрын
objection! leading the witness
@Halesburg
@Halesburg 3 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, you got an "Asian massage"?
@spitymaeh
@spitymaeh 3 жыл бұрын
@@Halesburg With a happy ending?
@kevinwillems8720
@kevinwillems8720 3 жыл бұрын
Permission to treat the witness as hostile?
@Tehdurkniht
@Tehdurkniht 3 жыл бұрын
I just love that for every question he has a lil prop to go along with it. Like some PA had to actually set up some freshly mixed concrete just for his bit.
@ldawg7117
@ldawg7117 3 жыл бұрын
The second one, when he was on the bike, got me lol
@Anudorini-Talah
@Anudorini-Talah 3 жыл бұрын
@@ldawg7117 😂
@retrobob3802
@retrobob3802 Жыл бұрын
Have you ever watched loads of interviews with Jonathan Frakes because he's a great storyteller?
@fhetty
@fhetty Жыл бұрын
Always nice when a top celebrity is so interested in what's going on in a common man's life.
@peytonwarren1936
@peytonwarren1936 3 жыл бұрын
“Have you noticed what big stars real estate agents have become?” The world before the 2007 market crash had all the signs, and Johnathan was trying to warn us.
@chrissultan2047
@chrissultan2047 Жыл бұрын
2008* but agreed
@wetsockfullofhotmeat
@wetsockfullofhotmeat Жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I watched this I was like "When were real estate agents ever celebrities??" until I remembered I grew up post recession
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