"Is it possible that a parrot could give a young girl the will to live?" Definitely sounds like the premise to a Pixar movie.
@TheRealEthanavos2 жыл бұрын
Oh wait... those are just the Rio movies holy shit
@SB-1292 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealEthanavos XD I forgot those movies existed!
@filipedias72842 жыл бұрын
it's been confirmed Pixar's next movie will be about industrial society and its future
@eastmeetswestpresents69232 жыл бұрын
Was the story that was presented in that episode told to be true or false?
@Dani_Vintage2 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite line! 🤣😂
@niccolo21163 жыл бұрын
“The test wont be that hard” The test:
@SudokuPUA3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😂
@LP-tf7cy2 жыл бұрын
Make an unsolved murder an SAT question and we'll have the killer found by September.
@jin60002 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHhahahahgahaga, comment of the century.
@kristjanpeil2 жыл бұрын
I like it how you ended your remark with a colon...
@SeanBn2 жыл бұрын
When you don't know the correct evidence to present in Ace Attorney so you just keep pressing
@Doctorrr_Ай бұрын
It's been two years, but may I just say, this made me laugh 😅
@beesinpyjamas961719 күн бұрын
is it possible a parrot could testify in a murder trial
@Big_Chungus935Күн бұрын
My man
@imnotabeetleiswear6549 Жыл бұрын
0:23 "Was the sewing machine taken over by the spirit of Byron's grandmother?" You can see him almost laugh at how dumb that line is, I love Johnathan Frakes so much
@jdrvargo28710 ай бұрын
Which is saying something, since most of these lines sound like the dialog in dreams where everything makes sense, yet makes no sense.
@codiak268010 ай бұрын
I can almost see Frakes mentally tell himself: "Hold strong and remember you're a professional" .
@larkalfen951010 ай бұрын
i have heard bidens grandmother idk why
@graysonrogers-barnes63028 ай бұрын
You can hear it a little, too-
@phexus827 ай бұрын
There's that slight Frakes glint in his eye that barely takes shape there at the end.
@pungaking4 жыл бұрын
*What about the mysterious behaviour of the barbecue lid?*
@plasticweapon4 жыл бұрын
my favorite.
@juicerock9604 жыл бұрын
Dead
@RBKluuzGH4 жыл бұрын
*Was it really the nanny?*
@pungaking4 жыл бұрын
@@RBKluuzGH It's a total fabrication
@davidjames5794 жыл бұрын
Go on, Riker, don't leave us hanging on that....
@TheFantasticJoe4 жыл бұрын
Sir I don't know I'm just a McDonald's employee.
@GabbasaurusRex4 жыл бұрын
"Now, would you like to Super Size your meal? Because I kind of need to get the line moving."
@ranpoolz4 жыл бұрын
Oh. Is it too late to order breakfast?
@rararasputin86084 жыл бұрын
"I sell balloons, kid."
@Cx101101004 жыл бұрын
@@ranpoolz Is it 10 am?
@georgedarkrender3884 жыл бұрын
Would you like that for here, or to go?
@zachludolph8154 Жыл бұрын
“What about the mysterious behavior of the barbecue lid?” Gets me every time
@arthuxxnuke973 ай бұрын
Straight after who the heck ate the food XD
@vondas14803 ай бұрын
What about the Wookiee attack on the barbecue lid?
@Gelatinocyte217 күн бұрын
"You broke my grill?"
@sarahgrisetti39152 жыл бұрын
Years ago I was really sick in the hospital and feeling down. I ended up discovering this amazing show and binge watched. The housekeeping lady kept coming to "clean" just so she could watch with me and we could discuss our theories! Thank you Jonathon Frakes and housekeeping lady for getting me through that time.
@OperatorMax1993 Жыл бұрын
Damn that's cool!
@OperatorMax1993 Жыл бұрын
@Apsoy Pike Beyond Belief, the show went on from 1997 to 2002
@OperatorMax1993 Жыл бұрын
@Apsoy Pike you're welcome
@AverageMichaelJordans Жыл бұрын
The truth is that it was the housekeeping lady all along!!!
@raggededge82 Жыл бұрын
how was the sex?
@HD-xt6cq4 жыл бұрын
I'd like to imagine these are all part of one big mystery
@CircaSriYak4 жыл бұрын
Oh my dog
@Commander_Shepard.4 жыл бұрын
THANOS
@hugefart4403 жыл бұрын
Does this story seem possible?
@personzorz3 жыл бұрын
The mysterious behavior of the barbecue lid is the key
@hugefart4403 жыл бұрын
@John Acosta youre right, its fiction
@tylerjacobson80123 жыл бұрын
It sounds like we’re discussing a really crazy case we’re trying to solve. The barbecue lid is still our prime suspect.
@jbwarner86262 жыл бұрын
We've got a sewing machine giving a statement in the other room right now.
@pentelegomenon11752 жыл бұрын
But then... how do you explain the bullet hole in the phone?
@robertdevito50012 жыл бұрын
@@pentelegomenon1175 the barbecue lid must’ve used a gun since the plant identified it as the murderer, the real question would be is the old woman in on it too?
@Ralph_Sandwich2 жыл бұрын
@@robertdevito5001 but who ate Hals food then?
@matthewwheeler469 Жыл бұрын
@@jbwarner8626 You can't trust the sewing machine. It's being controlled by the spirit of Byron's grandmother.
@ColorlessMayhem2 жыл бұрын
I love how he smiles when he says the sewing machine thing like he nearly lost it
@John_Smith_Dumfugg10 ай бұрын
"Sir, please just tell me your order, there's a line forming behind you."
@wemadethatoneup...19524 жыл бұрын
*Was the sewing machine taken over by the spirit of Byron's grandmother?*
@jamiehail59744 жыл бұрын
best one
@spangeman39944 жыл бұрын
It's fact, a similar event happened to a young man in the pacific north west about 20 years ago
@WTFBOOMDOOM4 жыл бұрын
Was the old sewing machine in on it too?
@xbjrrtc4 жыл бұрын
@@WTFBOOMDOOM 😂 😂 😂
@aydubzer04 жыл бұрын
He looks like he’s trying so hard not to laugh at how absurd that line is lol
@MrValeska4 жыл бұрын
*Is it possible that a parrot could give a young girl the will to live?*
@WTFBOOMDOOM4 жыл бұрын
A parrot would cure my depression.
@dndboy134 жыл бұрын
almost certain that is a movie
@Yeiyn3434 жыл бұрын
Buenos Dias! ;-)
@CoolDima094 жыл бұрын
I heard "parent"
@LuminousLead4 жыл бұрын
Reminded of MGS2 now.
@ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150 Жыл бұрын
*So, I may have just spent 2 hours concocting a story which lines up to his questioning.* In short, Byron (The Cowboy) confronts Johnny and Larry, likely to rob them. He is assisted by Grandma (The Nanny, Old Woman). Whilst Hal is away, the Doctor gasses Danny by use of the milk bucket. Whilst Danny is hallucinating, Grandma eats Hal's food, which is a fertilized octopus egg with a side of Barbeque Sauce. Under the watch of a Parrot (The Plant), Grandma is killed by the Doctor and the Morgue Attendant. The Parrot reports this to Byron's Wife (Young Girl), who is overjoyed. The Doctor sends an email to Byron's Wife, discussing plans to deal with Byron. The Doctor drugs Byron, causing him to gain amnesia. Whilst on the phone, likely with the Doctor, Byron is shot by his Wife, straight through the phone. The Morgue Attendant, whilst disposing of Grandma (and Byron), discovers the ingested egg growing in her body.
@CircaSriYak Жыл бұрын
None of this explains how the doctor was able to send email without a computer. Nice try globalists
@pizzaeater890511 ай бұрын
Perfect.
@pnoptic10 ай бұрын
This guy really beliefs!
@aleksanderdreyar984510 ай бұрын
when did grandmother possessed the sewing machine? btw i laughed throughout the whole theory
@ded-ceoofjar-a-tea15010 ай бұрын
@@aleksanderdreyar9845 I can only imagine she possessed it after her passing, possibly before the ingested egg was found.
@halfmoon41635 ай бұрын
ASMR Roleplay: Commander Riker Interrogates You, the Suspicious New Ensign
@StrangeQuark4 жыл бұрын
Her: " I bet he's thinking about other women" Him: "Can a fertilized octopus egg ingested into the human system actually grow inside the body?"
@JesusChrist-qw3zt4 жыл бұрын
First thing I think about when I wake up and last thing I think about before bed. And then every second in between.
@Amarganeitor4 жыл бұрын
I bet Japan can answer that question...
@hawkeye59554 жыл бұрын
@@Amarganeitor : Are you a man of culture? 🤔
@Thecommander2484 жыл бұрын
Oh God, I wish I could like this comment 100 times.
@runetide4 жыл бұрын
Do you think she would be relieved at knowing his true thoughts, or would she wish he had just been thinking about other women?
@sallybradshaw45763 жыл бұрын
Nobody expects the Jonathan Frakes inquisition
@OGFlipperbaby2 жыл бұрын
this deserves far more upvotes.
@AAdams4562 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@NotDuncan Жыл бұрын
His chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise!
@ethanlivemere1162 Жыл бұрын
@@NotDuncan His two main weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency
@ClarinoI Жыл бұрын
@@ethanlivemere1162 His three main weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to Captain Picard.
@leonc9760 Жыл бұрын
“Can a plant really identify a murderer?” -the sunflower is a snitch!
@Akerfeldtfan10 ай бұрын
Putting these on 50-75% speed makes him sound drunk as hell and it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen
@visiblepixels4632Ай бұрын
Everyone should do this. You will never laugh harder.
@StabYourBrain3 жыл бұрын
"What really happened here?" "I don't kno-" "WHO IS THE COWBOY WHO CONFRONTED JOHNNY AND LARRY THAT NIGHT?!" "What Cowboy?!" "IS THE OLD WOMAN IN ON IT TOO?!"
@irieite96662 жыл бұрын
You still haven't told us your explanation for the mysterious behaviour of the barbecue lid. I'm afraid you're under arrest, you have the right to remain confused.
@scac942 жыл бұрын
@@irieite9666 was it really the nanny?
@ianfinrir87242 жыл бұрын
But then how do you explain the bullet hole in his phone?
@psychomammoth9640 Жыл бұрын
Best way to confuse someone when bursting into a room to interrogate someone.
@beige1831 Жыл бұрын
Can a plant, really, identify a murderer?
@Z10ZeeTen4 жыл бұрын
“How was the doctor able to send email without a computer” really puts into perspective how long ago this show aired
@banskulad41364 жыл бұрын
Phone is a computer too hm
@meavyhetalderzweitegrafvon82404 жыл бұрын
@@banskulad4136 phones werent computers in the 90s you dumbfuck
@EnzeruAnimeFan4 жыл бұрын
using a smartphone atm and completely forgot it capable of email til you said that (i even just used gmail)
@banskulad41364 жыл бұрын
@@meavyhetalderzweitegrafvon8240 shit dude u right
@ohnoitschris4 жыл бұрын
Handheld computers, or PDAs, like the Palm Pilot were new in the 90's. Modern phones are basically just those but better, but we call them phones because that was the original hook in their marketing.
@chrisrobson51012 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine being interrogated and everything he’s just said is pertinent to a conspiracy you’re involved in “Shit he’s on to me”
@udim7284 Жыл бұрын
He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)
@Oddi0Ай бұрын
Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
@captainhobo12345674 жыл бұрын
"I can explain--" "No, you CAN'T, don't even try!"
@CesarJoseee4 жыл бұрын
SHUT UP
@pwnedshift14 жыл бұрын
@@CesarJoseee i beg your pardon?
@CyrusKazan4 жыл бұрын
@@pwnedshift1 I said shut up! As in close your mouth and stop talking!
@mikehunt36884 жыл бұрын
DrayvenValore Will, I sense how upset you are. You're angry, and impatient.
@NyscanRohid4 жыл бұрын
@@mikehunt3688 Back off. Well, would anyone else like to speak up? Or shall we end this charade?
@coachrenaldo3 жыл бұрын
“Can a plant really identify a murderer?” *Cautiously looks at nearby plant*
@CLxJames2 жыл бұрын
*Mark Wahlberg in The Happening intensifies*
@NikeAureliusSnow2 жыл бұрын
Thank you I fell over reading this 🤣🤣
@Eurekanation12 жыл бұрын
not if they know whats good for them
@chrisdoucet50642 жыл бұрын
Could a human conveniently forget to water a snitch plant? Watch yourself, succulent. You depend on me.
@peterprime21402 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdoucet5064 I love how you chose a plant type that doesn't require much water.
@justaghostinthesea4 күн бұрын
0:37 I like to imagine that the bullethole in the phone is entirely unrelated and has just been giving Johnathon a real headache lately
@Beercorn863 жыл бұрын
Frakes: “Could Danny have been hallucinating?” Me: “Sure, I guess so...” Frakes: “But if Dan was hallucinating... who ate Hal’s food?” Me: “Damn it.”
@jbloun9113 жыл бұрын
i did
@Bonesaw_McGraw2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@topramen53442 жыл бұрын
The ole bait and switch
@kristjanpeil2 жыл бұрын
@@jbloun911 No, *I* am Spartacus!
@BEEEELEEEE2 жыл бұрын
@@jbloun911 You liar, it was me
@kaarpiv3754 жыл бұрын
I... Look man, I don't remember much from that day...
@kaarpiv3754 жыл бұрын
Hey, I've got no reason to lie to you! I want outta here just as much as you want me out.
@anarchist1354 жыл бұрын
I cannot confirm or deny at this time that i saw or did not see mr sikes on the day of the incident
@bernardenorth4 жыл бұрын
So that Commander Pike trial still going on huh
@KZ-hu9uj4 жыл бұрын
This comment is so good
@echoplots80584 жыл бұрын
Then how do you explain the bullet hole in this phone?
@Sh1ranu111 ай бұрын
You’re detained by the police and your either interrogated by Fraie or forced to listen to Columbo ramble about his wife, there is no escape
@HemTheGoblin2 жыл бұрын
I feel like he ends more conversations than you'd think just suddenly holding a guitar
@jones43084 жыл бұрын
Alright, Number One, I admit it. I was the cowboy the confronted Johnny and Larry that night. And I would have gotten away with it too if I wasn't for that meddling plant.
@StabYourBrain3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but was the old woman in on it too?
@nerdiestmaximus3 жыл бұрын
@@StabYourBrain What about the mysterious behavior of the barbeque lid?
@frikitiki54033 жыл бұрын
Then how do you explain the bullet hole on the phone?
@mikey72573 жыл бұрын
Does this story seem possible?
@Alex_K2213 жыл бұрын
Ok but how was the Doctor able to send e-mail without a computer. Was the morgue attendant in on it to?
@GymMasterAlex4 жыл бұрын
Met Jonathan Frakes at Galaxycon two or so weeks ago. He said he enjoys the Beyond Belief memes. Keep it up.
@harizotoh74 жыл бұрын
Do people go up to him at Cons and just start asking these kind of nonsense questions?
@GymMasterAlex4 жыл бұрын
harizotoh7 I mean, maybe? But I asked him about Beyond Belief, and the first thing he mentioned were the memes and how it was crazy that the show was getting popular again because of them, so someone had to have shown them to him.
@Krystalmyth4 жыл бұрын
@@harizotoh7 Uh, yeah, kind of what being a fan is all about? It's not like people have any illusions as to suddenly becoming friends with the guy at a Con in one sitting.
@GymMasterAlex4 жыл бұрын
Hector If you thought we made this one up, we fooled you. It's fact.
@HurrikinProductions4 жыл бұрын
Do you believe that story?
@MrWhatdafuBOOM Жыл бұрын
When the teacher says "Any questions?".
@davidjames5794 жыл бұрын
"How was the doctor able to send an email without a computer?" "Let me explain, Granddad"
@RED01SEA3 жыл бұрын
yes how he did it ?!!
@nilefly3 жыл бұрын
smart phones are computers
@scsi_joe3 жыл бұрын
pretty sure this show aired before smartphones
@ironberserk21753 жыл бұрын
@@scsi_joe exactly
@scsi_joe3 жыл бұрын
@@nemo-x I doubt it. The doctor in that story didn't have a cellphone
@idklol41973 жыл бұрын
0:23 he can barely contain his laughter for this one
@cchrisYouTube2 жыл бұрын
W
@captain_hat6247 Жыл бұрын
I would be cracking up over the “mysterious behavior of the barbecue lid”.
@bustinarant Жыл бұрын
@@captain_hat6247"is this story... true?"
@conundrum9244 Жыл бұрын
"Does this story seem possible?" Commander Riker asking the hard questions.
@parkaparid754911 ай бұрын
Picard "Welcome to the Enterprise, Ensign. My first Officer, Commander Riker, has some questions for you before you can officially be enlisted..."
@McBlah19763 жыл бұрын
"But what about the mysterious behavior of the barbecue lid?" I NEED TO HEAR THE REST OF THIS STORY RIGHT NOW
@Sarah-ei8po Жыл бұрын
I freaking died 😂😂😂
@Deadralord7774 жыл бұрын
At .5 speed he sounds like a stoner who just watched an Arthouse film and is asking his friend who isn’t high what all the symbolism and unanswered questions meant
@natejo824 жыл бұрын
Half speed is hilarious! Thanks.
@bootblacking4 жыл бұрын
Every Frakes video should be watched at .5 speed
@literaryloser44704 жыл бұрын
@@bootblacking this is like my fourth at half speed it's a spiritual journey
@levimcglinchey58434 жыл бұрын
..w..who ate Hal's food?!
@GenericInternetter4 жыл бұрын
Hahahah
@n0isyturtle Жыл бұрын
"What about the mysterious behavior of the barbecue lid?" It's such an intriguing line, I wanna know more.
@willselley6693 Жыл бұрын
'Harry Potter and the mysterious behaviour of the barbecue lid'
@M2Mil7er3 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
@Shaznit3 жыл бұрын
Dammit man, I just commented that and noticed you did already! Bravo!
@quantumblauthor73003 жыл бұрын
*have you ever gone a-wandering beneath the pale blue sky
@mikespearwood39142 жыл бұрын
"Do you like Huey Lewis & The News?"
@louiscyphre90032 жыл бұрын
Not this time.
@sarahberkner2 жыл бұрын
"...or asked the grinning bobcat why he grins?"
@BeeWaifu4 жыл бұрын
"Number One, get out of that holodeck! You've been in there for three months!"
@chrisdoucet50642 жыл бұрын
"Waaait, I haven't even gotten around to feeding the crew of Enterprise NX-01 yet!"
@kristjanpeil2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdoucet5064 It's a happy dislike :D
@richardlee367910 ай бұрын
I adore all these Jonathan Frakes compilation vids, but there's something about this one that absolutely sends me. Tears of uncontrollable laughter streaming down my face.
@furryrug5998Ай бұрын
I need a full suite of Jonathan Frakes voiced phone notifications.
@mcbadrobotvoice81554 жыл бұрын
“Do you believe this story?” I dunno the plant is an unreliable witness
@andrewgraham67553 жыл бұрын
It never happened
@pentelegomenon11753 жыл бұрын
But then how do you explain the bullet hole in this phone?
@starset4life1753 жыл бұрын
Is this story true?
@rockinglucario68773 жыл бұрын
Not this time.
@eieneidnf3 жыл бұрын
ace attorney trials be like
@clamoringrisotto4 жыл бұрын
"Do you believe this story?" *Plays a sick electric guitar solo*
@gundammakerworldbreaker61339 ай бұрын
Shake hands with danger
@neves5083 Жыл бұрын
*When you check your friend's holodeck historic:*
@StevenEveral3 ай бұрын
This becomes way funnier if you imagine these questions are all part of a single court case.
@AJamJammy4 жыл бұрын
It's even more amazing when you imagine that all of this is linked to one single crime.
@michaelgreenwood34132 жыл бұрын
Talk about your overly complicated plans.
@VineFynn2 жыл бұрын
Thats the joke
@irieite96662 жыл бұрын
Butch Cassiddy confronted Johnny and Larry but he wasn't truly confronting them he was trying to help them. An old woman was in on it too her and the cowboy were trying to warn them that their friend Danny had eaten magic mushrooms and was hallucinating. In his delirium he ate Hals food which was a fertilised Octopus egg. The mysterious behaviour of the barbecue lid was purely a visual hallucination of Dan's. The Nanny was a red herring. She told Dan she would go on the mushroom spirit quest with him but she never actually ate her portion. This story is not just possible Jonathan its true, you just have to think outside the box. The morgue attendant was in on the deception of Dan, he warned the nanny about some bodies he attended to who had died from a mushroom trip gone wrong. There were no gases in the milk bucket, the activity was another audio and visual hallucination of Dan's. The doctor used his phone to send the email. Yes. The sewing machine had in fact been possessed by the spirit of Byrons Grandmother. I don't care what that damn plant is telling you Jonathan it was the octopus not me. Its very possible that a parrot could give a young girl the will to live. The sisters husband Dan was not suffering from Amnesia, it was the magic mushrooms how many times must I tell you Jonathan? The doctor was angry at his folly at sending such an egregious email that he opened fire on his phone. Yes Jonathan the story is completely true. You should ask Dan if a fertilised Octopus egg can hatch inside a human body. Oh wait you can't, he is dead from small internal wounds in his intestine. Now that wraps everything up Jonathan so if I'm not under arrest I think I will be on my way unless you have other eyeball witness statements, an oak tree perhaps.... or maybe a Rose bush ID'd me at the location?
@AllenGray47 Жыл бұрын
I almost want to write such a crazy tale
@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 Жыл бұрын
Ace attorney be like:
@SaintDelilah3 жыл бұрын
I love imagining that this is all part of one whole conspiracy. Some cowboy, suspected to be the nanny shot a mans phone as he was calling the police after he was forcefully fed an octopus egg he thought was medicine for the hallucinations he was having when he thought the barbecue sauce lid was acting strange after inhaling fumes from a milk container. But in reality the doctor never sent out prescriptions for the meds it was the morgue attendant, his sisters husband who faked amnesia for the incident, who was in on it as well. All of this just to steal a mans lunch. And to think they could have gotten away with it had it not been for the plant police informant.
@miep3934 Жыл бұрын
This is modern day madlibs
@rafe7625 Жыл бұрын
Easy there, Nick. Save it for cross examination against Edgeworth
@jessebarnes5411 Жыл бұрын
Dear God the plant all along?
@Boss_Scaggz Жыл бұрын
Thank God the parrot gave the doctor's sister the will to live.
@minetruly Жыл бұрын
That was epic.
@Shakes-Off-Fear2 ай бұрын
‘The Mysterious behaviour of the barbecue lid” sounds like the title of a Goosebumps book
@FlashHawk4 Жыл бұрын
POV: you're in an interrogation room and you're starting to suspect the detective is high as fuck
@lexbluecairn63564 жыл бұрын
Black Mirror season 6 pitches.
@personM4N3 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Frakes: better get to sleep. Long day tomorrow. Jonathan Frakes' brain:
@optillian4182 Жыл бұрын
"Commander Riker, I swear the transporter malfunction was an accident. I had no intention of inserting a fertilized octopus egg into your stomach."
@khogetzu8429 Жыл бұрын
"I DON'T KNOW MAN! WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?! 😭"
@valley52853 жыл бұрын
"Can a fertilized octopus egg ingested into the human system actually grow inside the body?" Sir this is Wendy's
@BROXBasher3 жыл бұрын
“Why do you have three barrels of hydrochloric acid?”
@Chris-cm4wn3 жыл бұрын
@@BROXBasher ahhh, homework...
@kingofthegrill3 жыл бұрын
@@BROXBasher this is hwendy's
@LuxAeterna228782 жыл бұрын
Man, if only working fast food was that exciting.
@louiscyphre90032 жыл бұрын
Do you believe this story?.
@SagelynSeven4 жыл бұрын
My search history at 3am.
@carlbar8903 жыл бұрын
Underrated 🤣
@analogecstasy46548 ай бұрын
“It wasn’t him, it never was-it was his assistant!”
@VijoPlays Жыл бұрын
"Is it possible that a parrot could give a young girl the will to live?" "Hal, I miss you."
@kevburke Жыл бұрын
When my wife wasn't paying attention to the movie and refuses to let me just rewind it...
@isaacjohnson92764 жыл бұрын
The parrot may or may not have given the little girl the will to live, but this video sure gave me the will to live another day.
@Igarappappa Жыл бұрын
Aw.
@AquaFan1998 Жыл бұрын
You cant die until you solve all the mysterys
@JimTheCurator4 жыл бұрын
Frakes: Could a plant really identify a murderer? Plant: *points his leaf* That's him, mister officer.
@vgman944 жыл бұрын
Jim, the Curator Pirahna Plant’s a snitch! 😨
@georgedarkrender3884 жыл бұрын
Lrl
@bamb0ostick4 жыл бұрын
That plant will probably have to testify in court too.
@Toxodos4 жыл бұрын
that's basically how the story actually went, and it was supposed to be a true one lol Although they hooked it up to a lie detector. Maybe makes a bit more sense, something with pheromones maybe?
@smithwesson18963 жыл бұрын
That barbecue lid kinda sus
@darklordinateur5 ай бұрын
Number one! Leave the holodeck at once!
@DarthDimmadome Жыл бұрын
I never suspected myself for a second. I’m that good, and so is Jonathon in finding out the truth.
@uthertheking4 жыл бұрын
Was the candle taken over by the spirit of Beverly's grandmother's lover?
@qwertyious4 жыл бұрын
Is the candle capable of mind controlling?
@zanforian4 жыл бұрын
That episode was the weirdest shit.
@TheGameGetterKuzuri4 жыл бұрын
That episode just kinda.......exists. lol
@8-bitsarda7474 жыл бұрын
yes
@StarWarsomania4 жыл бұрын
Don't laeght thae candle!
@andrewpestotnik54954 жыл бұрын
"Who could explain the mysterious behavior of the barbecue lid" is pretty funny out of context
@anothercub695810 ай бұрын
The paperwork for this case must be insane
@WubbyPunch Жыл бұрын
God, WE CANT LET THE BARBECUE LID CONTINUE TO GET AWAY WITH THIS.
@IgnatiusThorogood8 күн бұрын
The barbecue lid did it, clearly.
@heliumtrophy4 жыл бұрын
I keep half expecting to hear him say "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
@BigDogCountry4 жыл бұрын
@@CathrineMacNiel Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
@yesyesyesyes16004 жыл бұрын
Roger! Roger: Huh?
@gpowell3334 жыл бұрын
You ever been in a Turkish prison?
@jacobwallace49674 жыл бұрын
You like movies about gladiators?
@gabe_s_videos3 жыл бұрын
Ya ever hang around a gymnasium locker room?
@heyj644 жыл бұрын
"Do you serve the Milkman?" "What is the Milkman's location?" "What is the mission of the Milkman?" "What's the Milkman like? Is he nice in person?" "Why did you punch that little girl?"
@anarchist1354 жыл бұрын
No He’s currently in Portland Oregon To serve milk and service lonely housewives Not particularly. He’s always talking about fortnite She was crying on an airplane. I did it for the greater good
@Spiritoftherain4 жыл бұрын
I AM THE MILK MAN. MY MILK IS DELICIOUS.
@Allomite4 жыл бұрын
@@Spiritoftherain SPECIAL DELIVERY TODAY
@ablex74 жыл бұрын
@@Spiritoftherain made my day
@Cleverconveyence4 жыл бұрын
This is a good ass reference
@hahhah42speedruns8 ай бұрын
"Could a plant really identify a murderer?" Only if it was possessed by the spirit of a stray cat.
@DrIllegalCarrot2 жыл бұрын
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case."
@Retrostar6193 жыл бұрын
"Was the sowing machine taken over by the spirit of Byron's grandmother" NGL, that one caught me offguard.
@alwaysOPEN4business3 жыл бұрын
Even he couldn't help but smile at the sheer absurdity of that line
@JiklopDave3 жыл бұрын
The important question is: did Dr Crusher f*ck the spirit in the haunted sewing machine?
@haley75714 жыл бұрын
*"Can a fertilized egg of an octopus really grow inside the human body?”* I don’t know john... I don’t know...
@ExtremeMadnessX4 жыл бұрын
That sounds like something from some sick hentai...that I never watch...
@MrSaywutnow3 жыл бұрын
I recall reading a similar urban myth involving a lobster......
@thesailormercury2 Жыл бұрын
@@ExtremeMadnessX or will you ?
@sulphurous2656 Жыл бұрын
this is literally the plot of alien
@dewdew80 Жыл бұрын
Man I kept thinking the interrogation couldn't get any more insane, next thing you know he's talking about impregnating me with an octopus.
@SDRockman Жыл бұрын
"Are the frets truly unlevel on this guitar? No, we made it all up"
@headrockbeats3 жыл бұрын
"Were there gases trapped within the milk bucket that caused the activity?" Me: **Holding stomach** ugh, maybe.
@dreamer22603 жыл бұрын
Lol. You milk bucket, you.
@222CBK2224 жыл бұрын
0:23 He can't even keep a straight face! Not this time.
@blueberrymilk5 ай бұрын
I love that he just has a guitar at the end
@heathertreadaway69632 жыл бұрын
These Jonathan Frakes compilations are just the greatest. Thank you!
@shiv_aka_yahia4 жыл бұрын
Powerful enough to make the innocent confess as guilty.
@PoyntFury4 жыл бұрын
*"Was the sister's husband really the victim of amnesia?"* Someone got caught cheating.
@plutarchvonpluto64394 жыл бұрын
The sister's husband: Did the past really happened?
@PsilentMusicUK3 жыл бұрын
Then how do you explain the bullet hole in his phone?
@batman66213 жыл бұрын
Hes clearly got AmNosia
@mrpankau Жыл бұрын
Only Frakes could assemble such a formidable away team of commenters.
@kip258 Жыл бұрын
Me: Just trying to take a nap. My 5 year old:
@Kain1284 жыл бұрын
*What about the mysterious behavior of the Barbecue lid?*
@Azelkiel564 жыл бұрын
Who killed Laura Palmer?
@peepance17994 жыл бұрын
Play at half speed for a drunken Riker sparking a bar conversation.
@judyhopps93804 жыл бұрын
octopuuuuuuuusssssssssssssss
@pucktoad4 жыл бұрын
If Dan was hallucinating... Who ate Hal's food?
@lityerambidextrous36684 жыл бұрын
God bless this comment
@joegrimes92324 жыл бұрын
My favorite half speed videos to listen to are jeff goldblum. His mode of speech really makes it hilarious
@royalewithbees6541 Жыл бұрын
POV : Your estranged Uncle breaks the awkward silence
@magic8girl Жыл бұрын
‘Is it possible a parrot could give a young girl a will to live’ It’s called having a pet
@DoomyMacDoomface4 жыл бұрын
Mr Frakes, if you harass my client once more with these ridiculous aligations I'll throw enough cruel and unusual treatment violations at your department that it'll make your head spin. Good day, sir.
@Amalekites3 жыл бұрын
Allegations*
@battenburg60893 жыл бұрын
FELLOW MAN OF DORSET.
@FNGLHR4 жыл бұрын
I DON'T KNOW! OKAY? I DON'T KNOW! STOP PRESSURING ME! *SOBS PROFUSELY*