Jonny Loquasto on Being a Fat Kid & San Fran Cleanup + Peter Facinelli on SAG & Not Shotokan Karate

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Adam Carolla

Adam Carolla

8 ай бұрын

Comedian Jonny Loquasto joins the show as the guys watch Tisha Campbell’s viral video of her uncovering her late-father’s extensive porn collection. This leads to Adam reminding the guys about his disposal service, Rest Assured. Next, the guys chat about some things Adam came across at a Barstow Walmart and Jonny recalls his childhood where he was a fat kid. Chris then shares some news stories about San Francisco’s swift homeless cleanup, a major Los Angeles freeway burning down, Bill Burr’s wife flipping Trump the bird, and a sheriff upset with Target’s loss prevention policies.
Lastly, Peter Facinelli joins the show to talk about his new film “On Fire” and the SAF-AFTRA strike ending. He and Adam also laugh about some of their favorite Crank Yankers moments.
For more with Jonny Loquasto:
Watch his newest special, Saudi Stepdad, on KZfaq!
Quasto.com
Follow him on X @JQuasto
For more with Peter Facinelli:
On Fire is available now via Prime Video, Apple TV & VUDU Fandango
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@muttsnuts5849
@muttsnuts5849 8 ай бұрын
Remember when Bill Burr complained to Joe Rogan that people weren't wearing masks on the street in his neighborhood? Pepperidge Farm remembers
@D-Fens_1632
@D-Fens_1632 8 ай бұрын
I mostly stopped listening to Bill solely because of his awful wife, but the covid stuff contributed to it. Listened twice a week for years. One day she was on and I said "why am I listening to this?"
@JumpCutThis
@JumpCutThis 8 ай бұрын
And when Joe called him on it, he specifically said ‘cmon now Joe, don’t do that!’ Oh, you mean call you an idiot for being a vaxx junkie that wore a mask to walk outside?
@magicmatt1969
@magicmatt1969 8 ай бұрын
Burr is funny, also his persona is that of a regular guy who is kinda tough. Which he is not, at all. He has some wokeness too.
@mattwuxx3888
@mattwuxx3888 5 ай бұрын
@@magicmatt1969 He's a Massachusetts-raised Democrat. There's no escaping wokeness when you have that pedigree. Dating/marrying Nia, was just the graduation ceremony to the white gui|t school he built for himself.
@richb313
@richb313 8 ай бұрын
Great Show Adam your ability to pick guests are what I notice Jonny with a nuanced humorous view of current events and Peter who helped settle the strike.
@johnviera3884
@johnviera3884 8 ай бұрын
at 9:51 best joke ever gay guy smells the bowling pin 😂
@robertfrancois6064
@robertfrancois6064 8 ай бұрын
I had a girlfriend who kept a random bowling pin around, I never questioned it
@CheapNHeathy
@CheapNHeathy 8 ай бұрын
Damn, 20 year old skit, better than snl today. It was a good show.
@johnotoole5786
@johnotoole5786 8 ай бұрын
Sowhat nobody laughs
@ericsfishingadventures4433
@ericsfishingadventures4433 8 ай бұрын
I remember the show back when comedy was just comedy. I remember when Adam and Jimmy did the 'manpons' episode. It was hilarious! Don't know what happened to Jimmy but I think he's got a manpon stuck up his rear or something. Hasn't been funny in decades
@beltsandedman
@beltsandedman 8 ай бұрын
​@@ericsfishingadventures4433He has to quadruple down on his woke virtue signaling so that the woke mob won't call for his cancellation due to blackface, etc from the Man Show days. Same with Howard Stern.
@peppergrand1072
@peppergrand1072 8 ай бұрын
Profile all you like , the amount of benefit of the doubt that's been broken and given the doubt less common. There's no telling who will take or steal or pocket or justify the obtaining of said item/s.
@fausthern4564
@fausthern4564 8 ай бұрын
That’s the oldest memory I have of the man show. 😂
@dudefromtheearth
@dudefromtheearth 8 ай бұрын
I loved seeing that Adam Carolla skit back in the day. I thought that was hilarious! I really enjoyed Jonny's company. I heard him out about eating healthy and liked hearing Adam talk health too. I also enjoyed the follow up guest and can't believe he was in Twilight! On Fire sounds good. It's amazing the guest who come on this show!
@sallypilcher6761
@sallypilcher6761 8 ай бұрын
They photoshop the fat face out on the plus size models
@ellapines2850
@ellapines2850 3 ай бұрын
He referenced a Barstow Walmart 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
@rockinrandy4428
@rockinrandy4428 8 ай бұрын
Good morning and get it on!
@zebatrizon1
@zebatrizon1 8 ай бұрын
Adam perfectly explains how women just vote based off of feelings
@happydog6537
@happydog6537 8 ай бұрын
That’s why they shouldn’t be in government or in power. In general women like talking about how problems make them feel men like talking about how you can solve a problem. Women will get mad at men when they try to solve a problem too quickly they need to talk about it for days several meetings catered wonderful donuts. Government is already gridlocked without them but if you need to have three meetings, discussing each persons feelings, and four of them start crying and then the man in the room gets shamed for saying, can we move along to actually solving this problem. We’re doomed men and women are different feminism is cancer.
@mbp7060
@mbp7060 8 ай бұрын
I''m in my mid 50s now, I should be looking for a land field to get rid of my stash. I inherited my dads pickup truck so it should take only 3 trips to clear this stuff out.
@happydog6537
@happydog6537 8 ай бұрын
The top DVD would be Armistad
@davedavid7061
@davedavid7061 8 ай бұрын
Or Precious
@claudiabarter6697
@claudiabarter6697 8 ай бұрын
Leftovers means I don’t have to cook ❤
@cliffyknight
@cliffyknight 8 ай бұрын
Homeboy was about to tell us that "Hamas has a point" and realized it may be a bad idea.
@JumpCutThis
@JumpCutThis 8 ай бұрын
Glad I wasn’t the only one who caught that- and to be honest, I fully expected to hear it after he made a specific point to mention multiple times who he’s a stepdad to. I’ve seen quite a few comments here about how awesome this guy supposedly is, but I just couldn’t seem to square that circle.
@cliffyknight
@cliffyknight 8 ай бұрын
@@JumpCutThis I totally agree.
@johnviera3884
@johnviera3884 8 ай бұрын
at 52:30 parents wonder why their kids are all messed up. it’s your own fault. look in the mirror momo.
@silverstar4289
@silverstar4289 8 ай бұрын
Living off the grid because electricity bill be paid. Boy those were the days
@fhowland
@fhowland 4 ай бұрын
lol Adam has a guest on, proceeds to talk about Crank Yankers the whole time and doesn’t even ask him about his show
@stevebakker6884
@stevebakker6884 8 ай бұрын
We need a new "Judge Judy" style court show with a 3 judge panel of comedians holding court. The judges would vote, and each one would render a verbal opinion. One judge would be Adam. The second judge would be Larry David. Who would fit in as the third judge?
@cwells5137
@cwells5137 8 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is top 5 best of all time but became a CA lib dork 😢
@jakeolthof
@jakeolthof 8 ай бұрын
Yeah but he's keeping his wife happy which is the best situation to have.
@muttsnuts5849
@muttsnuts5849 8 ай бұрын
​@@jakeolthofhe sure didn't look happy sitting next to her at the UFC fight
@jakeolthof
@jakeolthof 8 ай бұрын
@@muttsnuts5849 He's a man but if his wife is happy he can deal with his feelings.
@magicmatt1969
@magicmatt1969 8 ай бұрын
Plus, you can tell when his around other famous people or on any interview show he has this "I'm better than you, loser"
@kenh.5903
@kenh.5903 3 ай бұрын
​@@jakeolthofkeeping your wife happy is fine depending on what kind of person she is but his wife is the worst of the worst.
@philliphayden2727
@philliphayden2727 8 ай бұрын
The guys might want to look up Shotacon, oh my
@cutndry4165
@cutndry4165 8 ай бұрын
Bill Burr recently did a show in Florida and much of his shit fell flat, no laughs.
@bajaborracho9139
@bajaborracho9139 8 ай бұрын
Now i cant stop thinking of a new name for leftovers...damn you ace.
@xtraxtrathirsty
@xtraxtrathirsty 8 ай бұрын
its funny how they say "we dont know who started the fire but it was not the homeless.. but there is a homeless encampments close by"..lol.. so you dont know who did it But you Do know who didnt do it ?.. lol and then Karen and Newsome start saying " lets not turn on each other " and im like didnt Karen say the first thing she was going to do is take care of the homeless problem.. and Newsom what are you doing in china ?.. you got plenty of work here.. WTF are you doing on the other side of the world
@frankiesomeone
@frankiesomeone 8 ай бұрын
shotacon karate lol
@jakeolthof
@jakeolthof 8 ай бұрын
All my life nobody has ever pointed a gun at me that was unemployed and all of the employed people that threatened my life with firearms and assault rifles worked for the government.
@chadpedigo5063
@chadpedigo5063 8 ай бұрын
Hate to poke holes in your theory of profiling at the store ,but then you are a target for thieves if you are the guy with vodka in your cart. Your getting jumped in the store for a bottle of booze.
@katevand
@katevand 8 ай бұрын
good to see Jonny Loquasto here
@MikeHunt-rw4gf
@MikeHunt-rw4gf 8 ай бұрын
Algorithm.
@sherrythomas8149
@sherrythomas8149 3 ай бұрын
If my kids won't eat leftovers, they won't eat, period.
@vanessapanek9959
@vanessapanek9959 7 ай бұрын
How many of those days I snapped before they came in the mail
@bm421
@bm421 8 ай бұрын
Amandaaaaa
@mikewilliams-no9cm
@mikewilliams-no9cm 8 ай бұрын
Wow i was listning to old drew and adam podcasts today and they talked about this bit. I was just trying to remember tge name to look it up and here it is Wierd Hes a drug addict and a pervert kills me lol
@lorrainekay13
@lorrainekay13 8 ай бұрын
Do it.
@vanessapanek9959
@vanessapanek9959 7 ай бұрын
Cujo was my dog
@AKABattousai
@AKABattousai 8 ай бұрын
The police murder prank call was done by Tom Mabe...
@chriscosentino3057
@chriscosentino3057 8 ай бұрын
Yes! That was a classic crank call.
@thomasgentry6201
@thomasgentry6201 8 ай бұрын
No Fat Models!
@bm421
@bm421 8 ай бұрын
Amanduuh
@peppergrand1072
@peppergrand1072 8 ай бұрын
I think the homeless advocates are protesting the same thing that Adam is punching back on. That the homeless can be justified or allowed to feel as some kind of accepted guest onto the optics of the city ,but can be repurposed and given an unagreed time of removal and all material waste and items when needed for the political desires of the voted in Title holders. As the domestic citizens who pay the assigned fees , property taxes and do as they must to follow the ever changing ordinances that subject the wallet carriers to fines but ignore the unentitle money privileged. So the activist protest the irony and hypocrisy that a citizen can't touch an interloper's stuff or possession even though it really is litter and unjustified material possession, not bought and paid for but found behind the grocery store and under a pallet. But it's not a prized constitutional right when the Chinese President is coming to visit. Believe me The President of China is well aware of the city of San Francisco normal routine land dwellers and the once ever so often optics of his arrival and the necessary things to be completed before one step off the aircraft is taken. So are the homeless people being abused by the removal and being displaced? And once displaced is that an unspoken agreement that where they are placed is now a sovereignty for the individuals to claim refugee and purposely removed and feared for their lives not knowing what might happen to their possessions and each individuals lives. Completely uprooted and forced to take orders or be subject to the decisions of a city worker who loves to shame the dirty and urine smelly vagabonds.. This is what is protested or, in good intentions, is protestable, the act of giving the individuals rights and then renigging on the rights in which is proclaimed.
@D-Fens_1632
@D-Fens_1632 8 ай бұрын
My take on this is "we need reservations for the homeless." Toss em out in the desert and let em open a casino.
@peppergrand1072
@peppergrand1072 8 ай бұрын
@@D-Fens_1632 indeed or the biggest hoarding litter mountain available in the Westcoast
@katedaniels9623
@katedaniels9623 8 ай бұрын
Jonny knows how to talk but say nothing
@jakeolthof
@jakeolthof 8 ай бұрын
The future is not jobs, it's more and more robots doing things that humans used to do and we need to start planning on what these humans are going to do with their time and we need to pay them to make art and music or to professional basketball players even if they're unemployed and only play all day at the park. When you say that we need jobs you are ignoring what should be obvious but if we don't start planning for a future where humans don't have to work we're going to have too much crime and poverty as if we don't already. We can have full employment if we pay people to be artists even if they have no talent an unemployed person that plays guitar is much better than an unemployed person that doesn't and if you continue to lump them all into one category you're going to have more and more to complain about. The rants are just not funny but I guess if you can't fill two hours with funny talking like an idiot still allows us to laugh at you.
@kluneberg8952
@kluneberg8952 8 ай бұрын
take your manifesto ramblings elsewhere
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