Love ya Jontron

no

I love your videos

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Yo wassup Johnnytron

Gonna have to disagree. For me it's a cycle of waiting for the next vid and then it being less funny than the previous one.

@@LtSprinkulz who asked?

@@mobius177 redditor moment, yikes

@@LtSprinkulz hmm... you could have spent your time saying something positive but you wasted it on being negative. You need to take a class on time management 🙃

@@missfeisty nah

Simulation theory is pretty far from a conspiracy. Its unprovable as far as we know so its got more similarity to religion that conspiracies.

Fr bro

You mean I have a captive audience to listen to me talk about glowies AND I get paid?

I would pay THEM to have that job

You’re not wrong 🤣 that’s exactly why I did it, that and it’s absolutely fascinating 🤣 Sincerely, James Cordon Bleu

RIP JonTron.

@@samanfang5139 I'm afraid he gonna get Epsteined.

RIP, gone too soon.

'HE KNOWS TOO MUCH'

​@@dubuyajay9964 Its a real shame he shot himself in the back of the head 3 times. Clearly a suicide

They're equally valid, I'll give them that.

one king crab to rule the fat of the land

Spongebob me boy I’ve taken control of the entire human population agagagagaga

all hail king crab

no no no he's got a point.

Honestly the dude about the simulations could have easily won if for every single reason she gave he just responds it's coded in

@@zanderwithaz yeah there were some obvious counters to things that were not taken by the opponent. also evolution as a direct counter to simulation theory is an odd argument to me on the face if it

School

I love this comment.

These guys are just babbling utter nonsense and passing it off as some sort of debate or intellectual discussion lmao

love the wef reference

Yeah that just fuckin' knocked me dead.

It's just funny because... "We totally want to do this and bend the world to our will and will do whatever it takes to put those aligned with us in positions of power... But it DEEEFINITELY isn't happening, and how dare you for even suggesting that it's a thing after we just told you it was." What a world.

@@XtremeConditions the term you're looking for is Clown World

yes we're manipulating you, but anyone who thinks we're manipulating you is a conspiracy theorist!!

@annokitsune.worldbridger we're too afraid to acknowledge these things

Jon bought the exact outfits that the two people were wearing.😂

@annoworldbridger RIP Jon.

@@the-letter_sthe world is afraid to listen to what jews say publicly in front of a camera. A bunch just dropped some new active conspiracies in Davos at the WEF.

Ong

Indeed he did

He is a bird master, after all.

I can't like this, it has the three sizes of likes, no one else physically like this, leave it how it is!!!

Jontron is right. They publicly say stuff in front of cameras

2:29 *cringe alert*

I laughed at the first one, bust the 2nd one killed me 😂😂😂

they've actually been saying it for quite some time, since they know that know matter what, we'll be called "conspiracy theorists" and be ridiculed by their msm propaganda machine...

@@GreatNorthernOfficialChannel AMONGUS

Read my name 🤩

You eat the bones?

It made me stop the video from laughter and look for this comment. And JonTron played them saying it. Bro, just killed Klaus on camera... In 4k... UHD... with HDR support and wifi connection.

This

Jon Tron is based.

My Finnish teacher was exactly like her. I've noticed that every competent and interesting literature teacher is a bit of their rocker.

Yep

Yeah, every school just has that one oldish lady who's very shouty in class

Exactly. My secondary school history teacher was so extra and it was awesome.

I just love the contrast of those two. Derek will present a fairly salient statement like “whether or not they’re conspiring as a unified organization, the shared interests, massive lobbying power, and nigh unlimited resources of this newly emergent class of billionaire technocrats grant them a significant level of influence over global politics to the detriment of the public.” And then Charmaine will go on a ten minute unhinged rant about druids or something.

How easily the Japanese people can be fooled. So very submissive to the US.

I prefer hot wings over christmas dinner for sure.

And building a bunch of Colonel statues-I think 4000?

They think that? I don't even eat my favorite chicken on Christmas; I eat candy

I would honestly prefer KFC over a turkey on Christmas

was I wrong?

@@crabman2023 I mean...

@@crabman2023 You watched the PBS Eons video too

@@crabman2023 but you only took into consideration a single enviroment in wich that enviroment is the bottom of the ocean floor there are numerous enviroments on the planet and those enviroments each have their apex predator based on the characteristics of wwhere they live, savanaah is speed, florest is camouflage, and ocean seems to be armour

@@crabman2023 most assuredly. Also seemed less like a simulation theory and more Crab Illuminate on the Atlantean Throne theory. Honestly, much more interesting.

lol wut

That's fantastic

I thought i was having a stroke reading this

Can't make this stuff up, lol.

"That's a nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a source?"

Whhhhaaaat?

I believe she was back, it's not good, but I believe it.

Tgat Orange Sunshine Be Smakin Ong 😮‍💨

I believe you! Thank God she was only an art teacher. Imagine if she was a math teacher!

Aren’t they’re 5 members of the Doobie Brothers? Lmao I was assaulted by the Winchester brothers! And ghosts!

Literally QAnon "logic" there

@@slendr_playr9183 ...I'm pretty sure it was a joke.

That dude just went there to troll his old Teacher.

I dont get it

@@Geordje The joke is that the Pentagon is only the Pentagon because they didn't have enough bricks to make the Hexagon.

@Aidan Kelly Watch Part 1 of “Jontron - Food Games”

ok

It was a pony

@@jstar3382 Guessing you missed the part where Jon yelled "OH MY GOD THERE'S A HORSE IN MY HOUSE!!!".

A "full own horse". As opposed to a half one.

Then people wonder why it takes so long for him to upload

+@@optimusriv80085 Not to mention he also has a personal life It does pain me that I have to wait so long, but it's usually so worth it because of the amount of effort he puts into his videos. Alongside his team who work hard, too

@@DrDolan2000 how do you know he has a personal life? He's just a crab, after all.

I'm an English teacher. We are NOT all like that, trust me.

​@@wingsandash that's exactly what an English teacher would say 😂

@@megabuster3940 😂

🤔

Has a " I have an approximate knowledge of most things " kind of vibe

Too wholesome, delet dis

The circle has been closed. Reason has emerged. But until when?

He never misses. I don’t know how he does it. Definitely some conspiracy behind it.

Taste like crab, talk like people!

CRAAAAAAB PEOPLE

do they taste the same as the Lizard people? ;)

420

@@TensaZangetsu103 CRAAAAAAB PEOPLE

who the fuck is Jonson?

@@petervansan1054 autocorrect, my bad. It’s fixed now.

I like how Jon is doing whatever he wants, but I also kinda miss when he'd review weird games or game franchises.

@@kip258 I want the crappy weird movie reviews back

@@SamSprole 😂

Definitely my favorite part

I always feel like I'm the crazy one for pointing it out too, but that's because we've had nothing but loons like this lady saying it for years.

seriously the highlight of the video.

It was hysterical. Good to see Jon has a working pattern recognition system.

First time. Kind of funny. Second time. Fucking hilarious

I need this to be a running gag

Is he in a king crab costume... or a crab king costume?

@@SodapopKevin asking the real questions

The snake one almost made me die I swear. 😆 I don't think I have seen anything on KZfaq as funny as that

Make them fight

I've seen a debate where the moderator won, so idk if that's better or worse

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@@Kenfren O M G XD

@@onyxsuccubus Like honestly to me simulation theory isn't very useful. It's a fun thought experiment, but it's not falsifiable so pretty much is no different than religions claiming there are gods/supernatural being we can't measure and thus not disprove. Unfortunately, he isn't even doing a good job presenting actual simulation theory and seems more like he is a stoner who just heard a bunch of different thought experiments and went woah that's cool and jumbled them all up together in his mind. Also simulation theory can be reduced to a pretty simple explanation. If we build simulations and those simulations get to the point where the simulations end up generating their own generations and so forth then once there are multiple levels of simulations in the chain the odds of ours being the first approach null meaning it's almost guaranteed we are in a simulation. However until we actually manage to build a simulation that can contain a similarly complex simulation it generated itself from within this hasn't been proven to be likely yet. So spending serious consideration on that point until such a time has arrived is simply a waste. Secondly if it does get proven true then the question becomes well what does that mean for us. Pretty much we get two options are we going to just say whatever and live our lives or do we try to either communicate or travel up the chain of simulations in hopes of reaching the top layer or even escaping the simulation chain completely? One thing to question though is if there is any value in trying to move up the chain, because if we are lower on the chain the most likely reason why our simulation is still going is that the civilisation in simulation running our simulation hasn't managed to escape up yet and if they haven't what are the odds that we later to the game would manage what they haven't succeeded at?

DEFINITELY BONES!!!!

Oh no... the marketing is working...

@@SeenAGreatLight it wouldn't have without jontron that's for sure lmao

​@jasperjazzie jontron can convince me to eat anything He could make a video about eating moldy rat carcasses and id do it

I need to see a source for this lmao I can’t believe that the lady at the end was anything but authentically bananas

Of course they're actors. A real conspiracy theorist wouldn't accept a TV interview, because that would mean the interview was actually a trap by the Matrix/Illuminati/Cult of Shrek to prevent them from spilling the obvious truth.

You mean to tell me I could be getting paid?!

@TransCube Psst, your comment triggered the bot, it's nor showing up.

@@Sam-lo8yj she was my old English teacher, she was a drama and English teacher. She had strong views, to say the least, this is 100% not acting, it’s certified lol

God so true

That was my immediate thought. I mean, it's right there in plain view. If KFConspiracies was a snake, it would've bitten the entire team behind these videos.

I thought the same thing!

because the word conspiracy is blocked by KZfaq algorithms unfortunately, especially for the shows that disapprove or debunk them cant even use the names of conspiracy theories in titles sometimes

@@ShadowNinjask yeah well the videos didn’t get many views anyways so it didn’t matter anyway

And Michael reeves

@@ws5273 I had to look up who Michael Reeves is…. His content looks like doodoo. If his content isn't doodoo feel free to correct me and I will consider watching one of his videos.

@@garymericano His content is based on creating a stupid machine that does dumb and cool things, he also does something with his machine. I in my opinion would recommend his most recent vid or the surgery machine

@@garymericano he's got some strong crackhead energy, but he's fun. Surgergy robot if where I'd start. Type of guy where you end up watching every video in a 20 hour binge thinking it lasted 20 minutes

and michael reeves

I’m halfway convinced he just volunteered for that thing to troll everyone.

I don't blame him. Plus he's a fellow Derek. 2 bonus points.

God I love Derek

@@derek-64 are you guys like Mr. Meeseeks, from Rick and Morty ?

That was the shittiest bit in the episode

Lmfaoooo

she's lying about being british, clearly indian.

@@froggymusicman sadly I can't disagree with that.

@@canada420mma You know that those two things aren’t mutually exclusive, right? Britain isn’t solely populated by white people

@@froggymusicman Bruh. I mean true, but still...

I mean... would YOU expect it to explode into readily cooked chicken nuggets?

This was the funniest thing imo

@@papasweed.dispenseria5977 The truth? lol I think it's a little more dire than that, but hey here's to hoping we fix it

@@amorgan310 bruh

I like how people still call it a conspiracy theory when Schwab literally published a book about it and his plans. You can buy it on Amazon

@@photonfield You mean the book that is literally called "The Great Reset"? Yeah 100% conspiracy bro I mean come on, next you're telling me Alex Jones was practically right about everything...

Same, now get out! I’m playing Minecraft!!

They probably realized it would inevitably lead to the classics, like "Its not really chicken," which would just point out people are distrustful toward KFC

I honestly thought this was one of his least funnier episodes, need to go back to Takeshis challenge or bootleg Pokémon type of videos

@Jesse Filmmaker I mean I was born in 91 so lol

Conspiracy theory 1: KFC = Kill Fuckin Chickens!

Yes

his late -hamster- dog

Jonathan's Ark

Rocky also

@@kankeydong2500 rockington*

I suspect a trend

jon is secretly a furry

I now have two nickels, but it's weird that it happened twice

@@captainandrew45 this is exactly what I thought of

Third time because he was chicken with nunchucks, a snake, and now a crab.

She's an illuminati plant to make the whole theory seem so outlandishly stupid that it couldn't possibly be true

when she said she eats bones i believed her to be a troll

Probably a reptilian.

No that just PROVES that she was an English teacher- they all talk like that lmao

@@torontotonto6189 a troll, or a Troll?

And that's what she wanted so she could get at those sweet sweet bones once the skin is out of the way

I wonder if she crunches the bones too? I wouldnt doubt it

Gentleman, this is Democracy, Manifest.

@@notapuma I see you know you’re judo well

she sounds like the Administrator from TF2

S U C C U L E N T M E A T

And you there, are you ready to rrrecieve my limp paynuhs???

I just know it from experience.

I mean....it's an obvious joke. That would be like doing a "movie review" video where you point out the absurdities in Airplane.

sanders-chan UwU

@@DriscolDevil Yet you’re telling me that the Lifetime movie *isn’t* a joke?!

That because its the gratest game ever made by man kind

I don't know who the sane one is on "flat earth vs hollow earth" lmao

@Darryl Revok I still have no idea what hollow earth even is lmao

some projection on your part

@@spiceforspice3461 Hollow earth would be a lot more credible than flat earth lmfao. at least it still explains gravity and observations of the stars, sun and sky lol. Flat earth is just a complete mess that runs into dead ends at every turn but yet somehow still has believers

@@ExtraVictory Ah, I really don't know anything about hollow Earth. Had no clue about what it could explain.

I can at least understand kids eating wierd stuff. I used to eat the wax around cheese and orange peel

Not effective unless you actually eat the bones. Mr flesh sucking lips (you) just doesn't have the same ring, does it?

@@nobodynoone2500 How do you know they don’t though?

@@zombinary3138 I do.

Hell of a way to put it.

he really is playing bilbo IRL in every video

*Jon

they also made a Japan dating sim for the Colonel

What?! That's crazy!

That's fucking hilarious 😂

Tbf: they dont exactly have a ton of turkeys in Japan. Eating too much bird is absolutely an American Christmas tradition.

It's not?

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemony chicken!

uhhhhh yeah?

Who CAN forget that?

Cave sanders here. If you cut yourself in the last test chamber uou might have notised your blood has been turned into pure deepfrying oil. Thats normal. We were hitting you with an invisible beam that turns blood into deepfrying oil. If the effect persists after an hour after the test go to one of the frying boys. Thats not normal. We gotta extract all the oil outta you and replace it with regular blood again.

PotatOS? More like ChickOS!!

We need a compilation of all the times

I mean the chickens also technically slaves right?

@@zappy2000 literally no

I mean yeah because the slaves are QC, so you know that chicken will be top quality 🔥

@@zappy2000 naw

@@PROFESSOR_TV c/Wait, can they leave? !?

Maybe it just enhances whatever apperance you have. If you are on the dull side, it makes you seem even duller, and if you are clever it makes you seem more clever.

Um yeah 😅

People from the US just think the accent makes them sound smarter. As in; if someone from the US said the exact same things this guy said without the accent, we'd lean towards the guy with the accent. Despite them saying literally the same things.

Well, the first problem here is, the saying is that a British accent makes you sound smart. You really thought that though?

It makes you sound fancy that’s it Dumb is dumb no matter how you sound

O M G XD

That conversation felt exactly what its like trying to explain those topics to a friend from knowledge off the top of my head lol

I can't believe how based he is

@@damianich4824 He got into trouble years ago for being based. There's a reason he's one of the only YTers from his time that is still legitimately hilarious. The left is unable to use humor effectively, because comedy exists in reality, and the lefts moral framework perpetuates a fractured reality that is ever changing in the name of "progress", and as such exists as a house of cards requiring mental gymnastics to navigate.

It was like suddenly the stuff that you try to separate from your everyday life just walked up and said, “Hey, still exist and now it’s bad enough to be here too.”

I was scrolling down here looking for someone to sit a spell and tell me wtf is the world economic forum

@@skaterdude7277 So yeah. You ever see that video of George Carlin talking about “A big club, and you ain’t in it” as a joke? Well this is it. Applications go for 75 million and your first born child.

Every English teacher I have ever had has given me intense theatre-kid energy.

@@zazi5305Every single one of mine was divorced and two were cat ladies.

Yeah, she got that McGonagall vibes

@@adrianoarne-ritz249 Nah she reads more as a Professor Trelawney type.

She talks and commands presence like McGonagall, but has the fried brain of Trelawney and the beliefs akin to Lovegoods dad.

lol

Everything keeps evolving into crabs over and over so it stands to reason if a super advanced and super evolved creature created our simulation which we live than the only logical conclusion is they are really sentient crabs.

@@seditt5146 Explains why so many guys think with their stick, the crabs are controlling them.

@@seditt5146 "the only logical explanation" yeah, you might want to reconsider that... Also, the crab evolution thing is confined to certain types of habitats, a wolf in Siberia won't ever evolve into a crab, it's just a matter of ecological niches. Remember, there is not a "more evolved" creature, each one functions as it needs in its own environment

CRAB PEOPLE

@@chaledy8998 Silence Shill! Or should I say.... Shell!!! What you didn't think we would know? You thought you could hide behind the keyboard and no one would hear your claws tapping the keys? We are on to you!

Mad respect. And good thing he mentions Trudeau(including 1/2 of his cabinet) first cuz that guy is destroying the economic and social fabric of Canada.

eat ze bugs

I TRUSTED THE PLAN 🖐🏻😩

@@ericfrehlich8800 considering the freedom convoy was happening right around the time he started filming this, it was topical at the moment.

WHO WILL LIVE IN ZE POD AND BE HAPPY.

The bone is good tho ngl

How ungodly strong are her teeth? Seriously I can understand eating fish bones; they may be sharp but they're razor thin. Chicken bones are thick and made of bone!

Chicken bones are soft and chewy what the fuck are you people on about?

@@TheNewRobotMaster ah yes, the bone here is made of bone

I don't know if this is weird but I've always eaten the cartilage on the end of the bone, but never the bone itself

Well she doesn't seem all there tbh

Tbh everything after that point is amazing. The fact she looks so taken aback at every question and interaction during this entire "interview"

@@scac94 Non-simulation believing "people" usually aren't all there tbh

this is what brainwash looks like

More like "Kentucky Fried Chic-kenspiracies"!

@@duomaxwell6523 KFC: Three Dingbats at a Table

@@wunnaboss4667 gay

don't give them ideas. they've simplified enough.

That is the chicken hammer of Kentucky. Has a +5 to strength, endurance and can turn all chicken based targets and enemies 100% into fried chicken.

Made me laugh so hard that I almost choked on my own spit.

Verified commenting a meaningless regurgitation with a timestamp to stand out without even watching the full video yet. Nice.

Howtobasic is watching

@Mishan 🅥 ew bot

He should be teaching evolution in schools

that was a real flex lmao

No genius the source is "They just started to say it publicly in front of cameras."

@@travistaylor9635 you know what, tru dat, tru dat

"All this murder and you still aren't *_b a s e d"_*

DEFINITELY BONES

Read my bone-crunching lips: I. Eat. The. Bones.

@@FloridaGuy53 you are definitely from Florida.

@@mezmerizer0266 Wow, that's crazy!............