#ad thank you so much to hallow for sponsoring this video! get a THREE MONTH free trial! go to hallow.com/free...
Пікірлер: 1 900
@FreedomToons11 ай бұрын
I wanna thank the wonderful people at hallow for sponsoring another video. Their sponsorship gives us a way better return than standard ad rev does and helps us increase the per video budget. If you wanna thank them for helping us, AND get a 3 month free trial of their awesome prayer ap, go to hallow.com/freedomtoons !
@oseansoldier11 ай бұрын
The guardian angel is the single best advertisement character since the E-Trade baby and you cannot change my mind.
@DunedanoftheSouthlands09711 ай бұрын
SAY YOUR PRAYERS
@brandansackett723811 ай бұрын
You hallow ads are literally the best catholic thing on the internet....and I'm sure no papist
@roughneckmp11 ай бұрын
That guardian angel was definitely skipping leg day.
@FilmedByAddison11 ай бұрын
I want to hear some Catholic Lo-fi 😁
@ThinWhiteAxe11 ай бұрын
"you haven't gaslit the demons into eating the dryer lint of your own weakness" is possibly the best line I've ever heard from FreedomTooms
@ninjaartist123511 ай бұрын
Hahahha!!!
@noskalborg72311 ай бұрын
it made me laugh
@nobodyspecial11511 ай бұрын
It was the anthrax whale colon one that really got me 😂
@grandarkfang_148211 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN 😂😂😂😂
@jackmountain850311 ай бұрын
@@grandarkfang_1482 You have to fight the lobster king in mortal rage as you would cook food you whale of an anthrax colon masquerading as a confused little girl who just wanted to play and be safe....or something like that maybe🤔
@mrblank-zh1xy11 ай бұрын
"Because you're a diabolical clown." That's the best response of any kind in history.
@nestorbatista89310 ай бұрын
We live clown world 🤪
@TheAnnoyingBossАй бұрын
Jordan peterson us just rather opinionated. Now how boot thaaaat! Youve gotta slay your demons clean your room and recognize the heirarchy of the lobsters man!
@thomasos663311 ай бұрын
Jordan mouthing his words in the top of the classroom while it was being read aloud was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. 😂
@Slayerbros811 ай бұрын
That was my favourite part
@MisterEvvvSymphoenix11 ай бұрын
Agreed. This whole thing was one of the best shorts.
@swordforger371911 ай бұрын
I liked him T-posing to assert his dominance
@izayus1111 ай бұрын
For me it's the "Am I Wrong, tough?" Pose
@gerardjayetileke437311 ай бұрын
@@swordforger3719 Haha yes, and my favorite part was when he walked out of the class maintaining his T-pose.
@InfamousMax11 ай бұрын
All I heard from his writing was: 1. Sort yourself out 2. Get yourself together 3. Push through situations you don't like to own them 4. Don't blame your parents for your own miserable life 5. Take responsibility
@scootergrant868310 ай бұрын
And slay those dragons.
@jamesvandervegt739010 ай бұрын
So that's what those metaphors meant. Definitely better than telling them to cut her breasts off
@safarfsaf9 ай бұрын
I heard that too.
@jacobnugent81598 ай бұрын
And the Canadian urge to violate the Geneva Convention
@user-ji7kn3ul3v5 ай бұрын
Also something something lobsters
@jlsuperman11 ай бұрын
I lost it when Peterson just held his defiant "come at me bro" arms wide stance while his answers are being read. This was a riot!
@shawnm190211 ай бұрын
Then reinforcing Canadian's tendencies for unrestricted war crimes before reflexively apologizing after the war is won for unrelated things.
@trequor11 ай бұрын
Reminds of "Well what is it" from the first Dark Souls
@kate2create73811 ай бұрын
Thought it was a great touch the the arms were outstretched while he was even opening the door lol! 😆
@adamblack225511 ай бұрын
I lol'd exactly at that point
@Gormfeld11 ай бұрын
Props to Ryan Long for being able to read all of that out loud without laughing. If it were me, the blooper reel would be longer than the video! Great stuff as always.
@pyrojkl11 ай бұрын
GJ Ryan, who knew he would move onto voice acting
@jh23rangers7111 ай бұрын
Seamus probably couldn’t hold it in while voicing and probably writing it so he had to have Ryan do it
@Cloak197211 ай бұрын
I thought that I recognized the voice! Brilliant job!
@brianmurphy648011 ай бұрын
The part about showering the silverback gorilla of chaos with gasoline and giving it some matches to play with really got me in the feels, man. 🥲
@Vilkas201311 ай бұрын
We need the blooper reel lol
@Otakupatriot11711 ай бұрын
I love how, no matter how insane it sounds, all of the responses still boil down to "Sometimes you just have to let what happens happen."
@Sorain111 ай бұрын
Or "Life isn't going to be easy, you've got to face the problem and get through it." which is what a solid chunk of that amount to from my reading. To be fair, a seven year old girl likely would need an explanation of his answer, but she wouldn't have the literary background to understand it, it's not her fault.
@randomsimpson11 ай бұрын
Que Sera, Sera
@blazingfuryoffire111 ай бұрын
@@Sorain1 Proper answer to the girl's problem: "You nitwit! We have phones!"
@TheOddityFair11 ай бұрын
Honestly, I was too busy LMAO to notice the meaning. 😂
@christiankilby767711 ай бұрын
He’s talking about intergrating one’s shadow self to confront issues head on
@alexschmidt561211 ай бұрын
As someone who’s had to listen to his black girlfriends “sensitively” and “anti racism” training I can say you’ve made these courses look incredibly reasonable. To put it in her words “this course is a cult”
@saltytwofer9 ай бұрын
Sounds like you have a great girlfriend.
@Inferno455 ай бұрын
Why did you date a black girlfriend. They are one of the worst type of women to date because they get easily brainwashed and are very masculine. Why do you think black men are flocking over to white women.
@TheAnnoyingBossАй бұрын
Peterson is no american i didnt hear enough historically justified paranoia of government tyranny
@bigedslobotomy11 ай бұрын
Back in the ‘90s, I worked nights in a hospital (in respiratory therapy), and our whole department had to go to “sensitivity training” because of our inappropriate humor. The training didn’t “take.” (Nights in hospitals are notorious for their inappropriate, coping humor. It’s either that, or insanity!)
@dashcamandy224211 ай бұрын
In the early-00s I worked third shift at a casino. Honestly, I'm surprised I didn't get fired or written up for my inappropriate humor; I was well-known for turning just about anything into a double-entendre. One of my favorite moments was one really slow night. Two ladies had been gabbing and gossiping nonstop for about an hour. I was walking alongside another coworker, and we were in the middle of a discussion of our own. As we walked past the two girls, I said, "...and that's when she said to me, 'I didn't know you could do that with peanut butter and jumper cables!'" The two ladies' conversation halted abruptly. They had stumbled upon a conversation more interesting than their own!
@esterhudson510411 ай бұрын
I’ll bet you’ve got some good ones..😆
@Sabotage_Labs11 ай бұрын
I've worked in a hospital...days ain't much better lol.
@suzybearheart53011 ай бұрын
@dashcamandy2242 I used to be a slot attendant and relate so hard to your story haha.
@thechloromancer331011 ай бұрын
It’s like the people in charge don’t understand basic human psychology.
@Cannon197111 ай бұрын
I didn't understand a word of that. And I loved every moment. Jordan Peterson should write death metal lyrics. It would be epic!
@kiyruchan953511 ай бұрын
I'd buy that album
@notcrazy628811 ай бұрын
This needs to happen.
@alfredosaint-jean966011 ай бұрын
Jordan Peterson could also write Warhammer stories.
@billcoley442611 ай бұрын
The next Christopher Lee.
@kerim.peardon555111 ай бұрын
I think he would have a lot to say about death metal lyrics--which he could express in lyrics in the most meta album ever.
@alecktidwell347911 ай бұрын
Jordan Peterson trolling the sensitivity teacher is superb. If only he would, walking triumphantly out of the classroom. "Youre just going to admit you dont understand anything?" 😂😂😂
@billytheripper411 ай бұрын
He needs to refuse to do it and hunger strike like he promised
@votehuss483311 ай бұрын
@@billytheripper4are you looking forward to the situation you just mentioned where the Canadian government would try to use Force to compel his speech?
@billytheripper411 ай бұрын
@@votehuss4833 yes they need to put a hand up his backside and work his mouth like a puppet
@votehuss483311 ай бұрын
@@billytheripper4 The same way Trump works your mom's cornhole?
@katwaugh168611 ай бұрын
The part where he is reading the answer and Jordan is shown mouthing the speech. Gold.
@Headlock12345678911 ай бұрын
Jordan Peterson being intensified like this is just so freaking funny! I like listening to a lot of his discussions and this caricature of him you guys have made uses just enough of his jargon to make it sound like an unhinged, alternate reality version, lol.
@trequor11 ай бұрын
It is Class A Caricature. Seamus isnt a propagandist; he's a real artist. A genuine comedian who knows what makes people funny
@Otakupatriot11711 ай бұрын
It just feels like how he would have been in high school. Too damn cool for everyone.
@wyattblessing707811 ай бұрын
How long until CNN takes these as actual JP quotes and uses them on the "News"?
@manictiger11 ай бұрын
This is the Warhammer 40k Peterson, where he leads charges against the foul retches of the warp spawn, who prey upon the hedonism and gluttony of the unwashed masses.
@spambot_gpt711 ай бұрын
This is super funny. In reality, Peterson is quite coherent, but this is way more metal!
@billschwandt111 ай бұрын
That Peterson character is absolutely PERFECT! Well done Seamus.
@praisethyjeebus11 ай бұрын
@ForgiveZharionbegone BOT
@JesusFriedChrist11 ай бұрын
It’s a pretty decent attempt at his voice. Seamus still has a lot of work to do on the Alberta accent though.
@RickAstley-qd8bn11 ай бұрын
JP reciting his answers like the poetry they were was beautiful.
@Auron399111 ай бұрын
I was going to call out how unrealistically reasonable the sensitivity instructor was being, right up until the ending line. Very good.
@Reaping_Matster11 ай бұрын
Same, but for question 2 I thought he was saying how do you cancel him? But that ending got me, I didn't expect that and it to be so upfront
@Transformers2Fan17 ай бұрын
@@Reaping_Matsterditto - but I have genuine hearing issues I hear *noises* excellently and wreck the scoring curve of the yearly beep test my work gives, but PEOPLE speaking sound like they all have meth mouth and are possibly drunker than a skunk
@t.l.mattson343611 ай бұрын
So...for the JP episodes, is there just a wheel of phrases that you spin between 4 and 9 times to come up with the lines?
@Aaron_Heininger11 ай бұрын
It's more like a bunch of random words with different meanings thrown into the bottom pit of your dark hats feelings and pull them to the surface to expose the pain of each of them and connect them to your emotional state to see if it combats the demons within you.
@bensprink994311 ай бұрын
Clean your room bucko
@JohnR858911 ай бұрын
We have to slay the dragons and snakes in the pit of despair to save our father, the lobster!!
@jeremysmith717611 ай бұрын
Or is the manitees from South Park's Family Guy special
@bendadestroyer11 ай бұрын
I do wish it were closer to actual advice. It still would have been funny. It would have been funnier imo.
@TTM189511 ай бұрын
I love Jordan Peterson. He was so based before he had to go to sensitivity training.
@UNcommonSenseAUS11 ай бұрын
Fool. Hes a controlled opposition limited hangout. Nonone telling truth gets cross promoted. Wake up sunshine.
Is was alot more based before he went to the daily wire then became a shell
@timmytheevil11 ай бұрын
Just curious, what truths do you think aren't being given the proper showing?
@toh626111 ай бұрын
@@UNcommonSenseAUSYou just haven't looked into the eyes of the 50 tentacled squid of injustice and yanked out it's suckers in order to stick it to the commies. Maaaan....
@tuomosalo202911 ай бұрын
That punchline about cutting up the patient’s parts was a stroke of genius. Caught me completely off-guard.
@archive808011 ай бұрын
That saved the video for me.
@hieug.rection192011 ай бұрын
I cannot say how much I love the Hallow adverts. They are a masterpiece every time.
@Red-jt6uu11 ай бұрын
They are the only advertisements I don’t skip over.
@gg07911 ай бұрын
Did anyone else get the "Jerry" reference
@ewafarrukh231110 ай бұрын
I'm disappointed when a Freedomtoons video ends without a Hallow ad.
@shmosel_11 ай бұрын
He promised to document the process and by God he's delivered. Thank you, Dr. Peterson.
@ArnoBach11 ай бұрын
Please refrain from blaspheming. God's name is not a profanity .
@wesleyjudson59911 ай бұрын
@@ArnoBach Maybe I'm just confused about the definition of profanity, but nothing it that sentence seemed profane...unless it was sarcastic? Written text never translates sarcasm well.
@llamalinguist325011 ай бұрын
Wait. He's posted videos of his sensitivity training? Where?
@Kjell777Iverson11 ай бұрын
lmao I love the way Dr.Peterson always walks with his arms outstretched like he's still making a point through the simple act of locomotion 😆
@stoneomountain239011 ай бұрын
Oh. I thought he was T-posing to display dominance. Well, that or doing a posture correcting exersise.
@trevorp812411 ай бұрын
0:27 didn't have "Jordan Peterson pitches a D&D session" on my bingo card for today
@ChiakiNanami736Ай бұрын
I am glad I didn’t drink anything before reading this 😹
@PrairieStubbleJumper11 ай бұрын
I love the point on the blackboard of "Suggest MAID". 😆 For those outside of Canada, this is Canada's Medical Assistance in Dying (MAID) which is euthanasia in its legal voluntary form and became legal along with assisted suicide in June 2016 under Bill C-14. Several incidents occurred when military veterans called into Veteran Affairs Canada (VAC) for help and it was suggested they look into MAID from their case workers.
@NatasTheEvil111 ай бұрын
Duh it'll save the goverment alot ov money and if YOU decide to use M.A.I.D. instead ov free 20-40yrs on hospital visits, medication, surgery, cancer treatment, and wasteing the docs n nurses time on helping you, instead ov helping a 6yr old boy who needs diff gender assignment surgury. The only kool thing imo about it is theyll at least help you end it if want to but it still should be at least 65yrs or older so goverment can get max tax payments from them. Jk this is a joke
@spartaninvirginia11 ай бұрын
Jordans Advice is exactly what I needed today. Thank you.
@booneshow186311 ай бұрын
It's good that you heard what you needed to hear. But sometimes you have to hear things that are hard to hear. You know who doesn't want you to hear hard things? The lobster king. He wants you to wait in an easy and unready life so he can declare war on you and make you slaves to snakes. That's why you have to boil the lobster king in a pot filled with self control and determination.
@andrefilipe904211 ай бұрын
@@booneshow1863Aye Brother, I raise my cup to that. Feels like a schizo rant, but creative and the divine madness of Dionysus is certainly inspiring.
@joshuadalton606311 ай бұрын
Make your bed you damn fool, then go wrestle with the lobsters until you achieve higher purpose.
@fateweaver911 ай бұрын
I am both highly amused and terrified at "Suggest MAID" listed on the chalkboard.
@Headlock12345678911 ай бұрын
I didn’t get that part. Would you mind giving a short explanation or just pointing me in the right direction?
@allanchoy138611 ай бұрын
@@Headlock123456789 Medical Assistance in Dying. It's a big controversy here in the Frozen North.
@fateweaver911 ай бұрын
@@Headlock123456789 It's short for Medical Assistance In Dying. Long story short, its a suicide program Canada is pushing like crazy to have people off themselves instead of treating them
@Headlock12345678911 ай бұрын
@@allanchoy1386 Ah, assisted self-un-alive (not typing the ‘s’ word just in case the algorithm decides it’s a nono.) Yeah that’s a scary situation. It’s baffling that anyone considers that humane.
@notcrazy628811 ай бұрын
@@Headlock123456789 They're pushing it on veterans in lieu of actual treatment. These people are EVIL
@Hazling-nq6p11 ай бұрын
Not only was this whole episode god tier satire, for which I am greatful to have witnessed, but even the ending plug for the prayer app had me snickering to myself like a hyena on crack.. i really needed this today and didnt know it😅
@fiethsing998811 ай бұрын
Ryan with the perfect voice for the role. Amazing job.
@allanchoy138611 ай бұрын
"Launch an extracongressional war against the snake queen of untruth by bombing the civillian centers of your shadow self" has to be my favourite JP quote.
@Transformers2Fan17 ай бұрын
My first thought was "Wait, Obama??"
@Zachary521111 ай бұрын
Sensitivity Training... ugh. Lobster 🦞 King. 😂 Love it!
@InspectorGadget92311 ай бұрын
The gasp when Ryan announced who's answers they were broke me. Such excellent timing.
@amynazza11 ай бұрын
The dad coming home with milk he left 20 years earlier to procure really got me 😂😂😂😂
@BFG_10G11 ай бұрын
That ending was glorious!! Teacher spends all the time arguing about Jordan's answers only to say the most outrageous thing to close the class. Ha!
@madtabby6611 ай бұрын
It’s Canada. That is the right answer. Then when they’re still miserable, MAID service.
@billytheripper411 ай бұрын
What's MAID?
@BFG_10G11 ай бұрын
@@billytheripper4Canada's version of a euthanasia system.
@billytheripper411 ай бұрын
@@BFG_10G that's a great solution to the housing shortage
@vaultking998411 ай бұрын
Buff angel is becoming my favorite bit in these episodes.
@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment11 ай бұрын
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
@psychodiver11 ай бұрын
"You reprehensible lint licking wendigo," is definitely my new insult for non-lobsters
@DudeRanchDan6 ай бұрын
I've been dealing with a lot of dissociation, but through prayer and hard work have started to pull out of it. This cartoon made me laugh like I haven't laughed in years. Thank-you and God bless!
@Bruh-ss7bd11 ай бұрын
WHERE WERE THOSE PRAYERS YOU PROMISED!!!? Absolute Gold.
@therealbahamut11 ай бұрын
Jordan gets extra credit because I love ALL of his answers. Even though he was purposely trying to piss off the teacher so he could go stand in the hallway and stop listening to the woke garbage.
@nathanielbass77111 ай бұрын
notice that he didn't have to pay the "exit fee" either XD
@trumanhopper249311 ай бұрын
You realize Jordan Peterson is ALSO the idiot in this video, right? You weren't supposed to be agreeing with him
@mikedawgx0111 ай бұрын
Just like me in highschool. lol
@tysayre369211 ай бұрын
The reality most are missing.
@solouno22805 ай бұрын
it's better than the goblin Harris way... i suppose... nope, goblin Harris way is better
@mobbs642611 ай бұрын
That barrage of answers had me in tears, I completely missed the sketch, which pushed me there a second time "Shower the silverback gorilla of your suffering in the gasoline of meaning and give it matches to play with" Words to live by
@KennethSee11 ай бұрын
I'm actually tearing up from laughter. This was gold. GOLD!
@michaelt503011 ай бұрын
Absolutely LOVE Ryan Long's stand-up! Glad to see him collab!
@mathryn_m11 ай бұрын
Me clicking on the video and listening before reading the title: “Wow, this sounds like Ryan Long…” Love him!
@thatsnotoneofmeatsmanyuses197011 ай бұрын
I did the same, except I was like... "I know that voice, who is that?".
@theodenkingofbrohan11 ай бұрын
What a brilliant combo this episode turned out to be
@Ieatpaste2311 ай бұрын
"Suggest MAID." That's terrible!🤣
@Sarjex2711 ай бұрын
This is brilliant. I've said that there is not enough popcorn in the world to cover the entertainment of His High Lobsterness's Sensitivity Training odyssey, but this is a great preview.
@deborahlardin324511 ай бұрын
I love how JPs arms never go down even as he's walking out the door! I laughed so hard at this! Hilarious!
@reubenoakley588711 ай бұрын
Can we PLEASE get a behind the scenes/blooper reel for this video? It was absolute gold 100& of the way through! I literally laughed so hard tbat I cried 😂😭
@Adam_Bosscoe11 ай бұрын
The lipsyncing his own response at 2:03 was just too good 😂
@FilmedByAddison11 ай бұрын
I can confirm that Jordan is JUST like this in class. A lot of long days. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@quin220311 ай бұрын
This killed me. I got through like... 50s before I had to stop and recover so I could breath again. God damn I love Jordan Peterson.
@revolutionfrommahbed424611 ай бұрын
Great collab with Ryan Long! Keep up the awesome work!
@FiftyStates511 ай бұрын
Jordan Peterson is absolutely amazing. We need more men like him
@KingUnKaged11 ай бұрын
It's a good time to be a Ryan Long fan
@phoenix77ts11 ай бұрын
Seamus , this is a masterpiece simply for the partecipation of Ryan Long . A digital animation award for you , you deserve it.
@thepaladinauthoryoutube11 ай бұрын
Brilliant execution to have the whole skit's situation suddenly flipped on its head by the very last line.
@prj49211 ай бұрын
I’m not going to lie- I’m enjoying the Hallow ads almost as much as the normal videos! They make me laugh every time
@elstrange011 ай бұрын
AND THE #1 CATHOLIC APP IN THE WORLD!!!!!
@Frutticattygirl11 ай бұрын
I legit thought that the hallow ad was a part of the video itself. I thought the guardian angel was jordan petersen going to haunt one of the others at the re-education camp 😂
@RealBelisariusCawl11 ай бұрын
I haven’t laughed so hard at a cartoon since I was a child! Thank you so much, Seamus! God bless you!
@leonardskinerd775811 ай бұрын
"Violate the Geneva Convention against animals", I lost it at that line😂😂😂
@lordmcsmith11 ай бұрын
I definitely wasn't expecting you to play the sensitivity training straight. Ryan's exasperation sounded so real 😂 And the $60 exit fee joke was chef's kiss.
@garylee18211 ай бұрын
When Jordan lips his answer being read had me laughing. That was funny.
@lancerischar416511 ай бұрын
Loved the video! Jordan Peterson is the best! Honestly your Hallow ads are the best and make me laugh every time 🤣
@JG-77711 ай бұрын
Your videos just keep getting better Shaymus... Sheamushu-san.... however you spell it - I cannot get enough of these cartoons!
@heyspookyboogie64411 ай бұрын
Lmao I love the Ryan is getting in on these too lol
@bvoyelr11 ай бұрын
I did not have high expectations for Ryan Long as a voice actor, but he fit the role like a glove! And the video itself is, of course, gold. Jordan is nothing if not a very dour hombre, though he fortunately has a much better demeanor while he's interviewing people!
@prakaryannico492111 ай бұрын
jordan really sometimes made having emotion feel badass
@cityiot11 ай бұрын
Jordan Peterson is a Canadian hero . GOD BLESS HIM.
@isaiahoconnor823611 ай бұрын
I still think the Shimcast where everyone was using Jordan Petersons voice pretending to be a phone scammer telling people to buy walmart Gift cards was one of the best, if not the best episode ever.
@daniellucas296811 ай бұрын
Wow, that sounds incredible! That must have been before I started listening to Timcast, ima have to go descend into the underworld of the Timcast archives to bring back that seed of truth and plant it in the walled garden of my Facebook page so my friends and family can enjoy the satirical wisdom of the jester that overthrows the tyrant sitting on his throne of lies in the audience chamber of their inner minds.
@isaiahoconnor823611 ай бұрын
@daniellucas2968 yes. I wish I could remember that episodes title, I think tom was doing fouchi as well..
@theradiantdehd399711 ай бұрын
The only episode that comes close was the Alex Jones, Michael Malice, Joe Rogan, Blaire White, etc episode.
@YeetySpagheetti11 ай бұрын
Do you know witch after show it was?
@nerdicusdorkum292311 ай бұрын
I love how he was able to exit the door without having to pay the 60 dollar fee. XD
@Cast-Carnival9 ай бұрын
2:58 my all time favorite, no context FreedomToons moment.
@ThatGuy-cb3yv11 ай бұрын
2:20 love the reaction 😂😂 And guardian angle needs his own series
@busyonthefarm11 ай бұрын
It's pretty great that they were able to get Dr. Peterson to collab on this one. Really down to earth guy
@SarcasticBroth11 ай бұрын
These hallow ad reads are always the best part of the video. 🤣
@Sorain111 ай бұрын
I honestly expected that to open with "You made a promise." as he loomed out of the darkness.
@georgetello124711 ай бұрын
I love that the halo and the wings are made of cardboard.
@wesleydickens928311 ай бұрын
Another classic from start to finish. Roaring with laughter.
@Heroesfullyalive11 ай бұрын
I recognized his voice before I knew Ryan Long was part of the video. 😂😂😂😂 I want more!!
@jeremyusreevu23711 ай бұрын
This is absolutely hilarious. And it's cool seeing Ryan Long here. That dude is awesome.
@christophercatiller242211 ай бұрын
The "correct answer" at the end lmao
@anthonyrausch570811 ай бұрын
3:54 - “HOLY SHIT YOU BETTER GET PAYIN BOY”!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheSchaef4711 ай бұрын
My favorite part of this bit was when he revealed the answers were from Jordan and that one lady gasped in shock.
@TheAnnoyingBossАй бұрын
Every answer is just jordan advising us to devle deep into the 4th dimentional shadow realm and vaporize the demons. Like the alex jones game we need a jordan peterson game. Hes like in a therapist room hes like "lobster heirarchy im a harvard phd man"
@potatoheadpokemario193111 ай бұрын
Peter Jordanson knew how to get out of sensitivity training
@madtabby6611 ай бұрын
I really wish they’d let him share it. But government of Ontario said no. I’m pretty sure they don’t want us to watch his “instructor” meltdown.
@shawnm190211 ай бұрын
Well, I mean when the first 12 correct answers are "cut the patient's breasts off"...
@christinehancock599511 ай бұрын
Kids caught me dying from laughter and KNEW it was Freedom Toons again! Love the JP episodes!
@fiveeightdrumstudio34994 ай бұрын
Why did I only just get this in my feed, love your work keep em coming!
@FritzOettinger11 ай бұрын
30 seconds in and this is hilarious! Great to see Ryan Long in on these as well!
@imperialbricks197711 ай бұрын
Honestly, you just gotta descend into the belly of the bloody whale to uncover the meaning of every FreedomToons video, and then ya realize that FreedomToons is bloody based. Based like a Jungian lobster, bro.
@joshuakarr-BibleMan11 ай бұрын
It's almost like Seamus bore the writhing head of the Medusa of Chaos out from the pit, smearing its asp-seed and scorpion-egg blood across the page of his script, freeing us all to be ourselves. You know exactly what I'm talking aboot too, _man!_
@madtabby6611 ай бұрын
Never met a Jungian lobster. Must be a protected east coast species.
@Zenmasterslim11 ай бұрын
I had a hard day, and this put a big smile on my face. It was just like the time I ventured into the underworld to fight the Demon Lobster Queen for the right to save my fathers soul, like the youtube video watcher I am.
@XergiiTheAstrol11 ай бұрын
Honestly, sometimes my favorite part about these skits isn't even the main content. It's the advertisement for Hallow at the end of each bit that is astoundingly different each time. 😂
@farmerjon3607 ай бұрын
"Reprehensible Meal Worm that you are" Completely lost it there. Best belly laugh I've had in years😂
@ThePa1riot11 ай бұрын
3:38 . . . I feel attacked.
@fetus228011 ай бұрын
" lint licking wendigo" fthats hilarious
@MurasakiBunny11 ай бұрын
JP: "See, that's one way to get out of the class."
@kaneo111 ай бұрын
I'm glad the guardian angel was so peaceful and placid.
@shragamildiner847211 ай бұрын
All of that was hilarious, my favourite Peterson episode until now
@shanerooney728811 ай бұрын
Red Skull goes to Sensitive Training.
@IgniKing11 ай бұрын
I can't express how much more whole I felt after these parody quotes; I need to watch more Jordan Peterson
@cheesecakefriend2811 ай бұрын
I didn't even read the title but i immediately recognized Ryan Longs voice!!! 🤣🤣
@drewishaf11 ай бұрын
How can either of these guys read the scrips without busting out laughing the whole time?! Bro, Seamus and Ryan are two of my favorite comedic minds ever, conservative or not. I absolutely LOVE this and would highly advise that Seamus make a full-length feature film with all the greats brought in as cameos. It would be the most spectacular animated film of all time and I would donate every cent I could to help it get made. PLEASE, Seamus, MAKE A FULL LENGTH FILM!!!
@kingofthorns20311 ай бұрын
Ryan being a fellow Canadian adds an extra layer of excellence to this video
@donnkasten411111 ай бұрын
I think this was supposed to be satire… but that advice really spoke to me, starting today I’m turning my life around!!!