The guardian angel is the single best advertisement character since the E-Trade baby and you cannot change my mind.

SAY YOUR PRAYERS

You hallow ads are literally the best catholic thing on the internet....and I'm sure no papist

That guardian angel was definitely skipping leg day.

I want to hear some Catholic Lo-fi 😁

Hahahha!!!

it made me laugh

It was the anthrax whale colon one that really got me 😂

😂😂😂😂 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN 😂😂😂😂

@@grandarkfang_1482 You have to fight the lobster king in mortal rage as you would cook food you whale of an anthrax colon masquerading as a confused little girl who just wanted to play and be safe....or something like that maybe🤔

We live clown world 🤪

Jordan peterson us just rather opinionated. Now how boot thaaaat! Youve gotta slay your demons clean your room and recognize the heirarchy of the lobsters man!

That was my favourite part

Agreed. This whole thing was one of the best shorts.

I liked him T-posing to assert his dominance

For me it's the "Am I Wrong, tough?" Pose

@@swordforger3719 Haha yes, and my favorite part was when he walked out of the class maintaining his T-pose.

And slay those dragons.

So that's what those metaphors meant. Definitely better than telling them to cut her breasts off

I heard that too.

And the Canadian urge to violate the Geneva Convention

Also something something lobsters

Then reinforcing Canadian's tendencies for unrestricted war crimes before reflexively apologizing after the war is won for unrelated things.

Reminds of "Well what is it" from the first Dark Souls

Thought it was a great touch the the arms were outstretched while he was even opening the door lol! 😆

I lol'd exactly at that point

GJ Ryan, who knew he would move onto voice acting

Seamus probably couldn’t hold it in while voicing and probably writing it so he had to have Ryan do it

I thought that I recognized the voice! Brilliant job!

The part about showering the silverback gorilla of chaos with gasoline and giving it some matches to play with really got me in the feels, man. 🥲

We need the blooper reel lol

Or "Life isn't going to be easy, you've got to face the problem and get through it." which is what a solid chunk of that amount to from my reading. To be fair, a seven year old girl likely would need an explanation of his answer, but she wouldn't have the literary background to understand it, it's not her fault.

Que Sera, Sera

@@Sorain1 Proper answer to the girl's problem: "You nitwit! We have phones!"

Honestly, I was too busy LMAO to notice the meaning. 😂

He’s talking about intergrating one’s shadow self to confront issues head on

Sounds like you have a great girlfriend.

Why did you date a black girlfriend. They are one of the worst type of women to date because they get easily brainwashed and are very masculine. Why do you think black men are flocking over to white women.

Peterson is no american i didnt hear enough historically justified paranoia of government tyranny

In the early-00s I worked third shift at a casino. Honestly, I'm surprised I didn't get fired or written up for my inappropriate humor; I was well-known for turning just about anything into a double-entendre. One of my favorite moments was one really slow night. Two ladies had been gabbing and gossiping nonstop for about an hour. I was walking alongside another coworker, and we were in the middle of a discussion of our own. As we walked past the two girls, I said, "...and that's when she said to me, 'I didn't know you could do that with peanut butter and jumper cables!'" The two ladies' conversation halted abruptly. They had stumbled upon a conversation more interesting than their own!

I’ll bet you’ve got some good ones..😆

I've worked in a hospital...days ain't much better lol.

​@dashcamandy2242 I used to be a slot attendant and relate so hard to your story haha.

It’s like the people in charge don’t understand basic human psychology.

I'd buy that album

This needs to happen.

Jordan Peterson could also write Warhammer stories.

The next Christopher Lee.

I think he would have a lot to say about death metal lyrics--which he could express in lyrics in the most meta album ever.

He needs to refuse to do it and hunger strike like he promised

​@@billytheripper4are you looking forward to the situation you just mentioned where the Canadian government would try to use Force to compel his speech?

@@votehuss4833 yes they need to put a hand up his backside and work his mouth like a puppet

@@billytheripper4 The same way Trump works your mom's cornhole?

It is Class A Caricature. Seamus isnt a propagandist; he's a real artist. A genuine comedian who knows what makes people funny

It just feels like how he would have been in high school. Too damn cool for everyone.

How long until CNN takes these as actual JP quotes and uses them on the "News"?

This is the Warhammer 40k Peterson, where he leads charges against the foul retches of the warp spawn, who prey upon the hedonism and gluttony of the unwashed masses.

This is super funny. In reality, Peterson is quite coherent, but this is way more metal!

​@ForgiveZharionbegone BOT

It’s a pretty decent attempt at his voice. Seamus still has a lot of work to do on the Alberta accent though.

Same, but for question 2 I thought he was saying how do you cancel him? But that ending got me, I didn't expect that and it to be so upfront

​@@Reaping_Matsterditto - but I have genuine hearing issues I hear *noises* excellently and wreck the scoring curve of the yearly beep test my work gives, but PEOPLE speaking sound like they all have meth mouth and are possibly drunker than a skunk

It's more like a bunch of random words with different meanings thrown into the bottom pit of your dark hats feelings and pull them to the surface to expose the pain of each of them and connect them to your emotional state to see if it combats the demons within you.

Clean your room bucko

We have to slay the dragons and snakes in the pit of despair to save our father, the lobster!!

Or is the manitees from South Park's Family Guy special

I do wish it were closer to actual advice. It still would have been funny. It would have been funnier imo.

Fool. Hes a controlled opposition limited hangout. Nonone telling truth gets cross promoted. Wake up sunshine.

​@UNcommonSenseAUS lollollollollollollollollollollollollol

Is was alot more based before he went to the daily wire then became a shell

Just curious, what truths do you think aren't being given the proper showing?

​@@UNcommonSenseAUSYou just haven't looked into the eyes of the 50 tentacled squid of injustice and yanked out it's suckers in order to stick it to the commies. Maaaan....

That saved the video for me.

They are the only advertisements I don’t skip over.

Did anyone else get the "Jerry" reference

I'm disappointed when a Freedomtoons video ends without a Hallow ad.

Please refrain from blaspheming. God's name is not a profanity .

@@ArnoBach Maybe I'm just confused about the definition of profanity, but nothing it that sentence seemed profane...unless it was sarcastic? Written text never translates sarcasm well.

Wait. He's posted videos of his sensitivity training? Where?

Oh. I thought he was T-posing to display dominance. Well, that or doing a posture correcting exersise.

I am glad I didn’t drink anything before reading this 😹

Duh it'll save the goverment alot ov money and if YOU decide to use M.A.I.D. instead ov free 20-40yrs on hospital visits, medication, surgery, cancer treatment, and wasteing the docs n nurses time on helping you, instead ov helping a 6yr old boy who needs diff gender assignment surgury. The only kool thing imo about it is theyll at least help you end it if want to but it still should be at least 65yrs or older so goverment can get max tax payments from them. Jk this is a joke

It's good that you heard what you needed to hear. But sometimes you have to hear things that are hard to hear. You know who doesn't want you to hear hard things? The lobster king. He wants you to wait in an easy and unready life so he can declare war on you and make you slaves to snakes. That's why you have to boil the lobster king in a pot filled with self control and determination.

​​@@booneshow1863Aye Brother, I raise my cup to that. Feels like a schizo rant, but creative and the divine madness of Dionysus is certainly inspiring.

Make your bed you damn fool, then go wrestle with the lobsters until you achieve higher purpose.

I didn’t get that part. Would you mind giving a short explanation or just pointing me in the right direction?

@@Headlock123456789 Medical Assistance in Dying. It's a big controversy here in the Frozen North.

@@Headlock123456789 It's short for Medical Assistance In Dying. Long story short, its a suicide program Canada is pushing like crazy to have people off themselves instead of treating them

@@allanchoy1386 Ah, assisted self-un-alive (not typing the ‘s’ word just in case the algorithm decides it’s a nono.) Yeah that’s a scary situation. It’s baffling that anyone considers that humane.

@@Headlock123456789 They're pushing it on veterans in lieu of actual treatment. These people are EVIL

My first thought was "Wait, Obama??"

It’s Canada. That is the right answer. Then when they’re still miserable, MAID service.

What's MAID?

@@billytheripper4Canada's version of a euthanasia system.

@@BFG_10G that's a great solution to the housing shortage

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

notice that he didn't have to pay the "exit fee" either XD

You realize Jordan Peterson is ALSO the idiot in this video, right? You weren't supposed to be agreeing with him

Just like me in highschool. lol

The reality most are missing.

it's better than the goblin Harris way... i suppose... nope, goblin Harris way is better

I did the same, except I was like... "I know that voice, who is that?".

AND THE #1 CATHOLIC APP IN THE WORLD!!!!!

Wow, that sounds incredible! That must have been before I started listening to Timcast, ima have to go descend into the underworld of the Timcast archives to bring back that seed of truth and plant it in the walled garden of my Facebook page so my friends and family can enjoy the satirical wisdom of the jester that overthrows the tyrant sitting on his throne of lies in the audience chamber of their inner minds.

@daniellucas2968 yes. I wish I could remember that episodes title, I think tom was doing fouchi as well..

The only episode that comes close was the Alex Jones, Michael Malice, Joe Rogan, Blaire White, etc episode.

Do you know witch after show it was?

I honestly expected that to open with "You made a promise." as he loomed out of the darkness.

I love that the halo and the wings are made of cardboard.

Every answer is just jordan advising us to devle deep into the 4th dimentional shadow realm and vaporize the demons. Like the alex jones game we need a jordan peterson game. Hes like in a therapist room hes like "lobster heirarchy im a harvard phd man"

I really wish they’d let him share it. But government of Ontario said no. I’m pretty sure they don’t want us to watch his “instructor” meltdown.

Well, I mean when the first 12 correct answers are "cut the patient's breasts off"...

It's almost like Seamus bore the writhing head of the Medusa of Chaos out from the pit, smearing its asp-seed and scorpion-egg blood across the page of his script, freeing us all to be ourselves. You know exactly what I'm talking aboot too, _man!_

Never met a Jungian lobster. Must be a protected east coast species.