Jordan Schlansky Reveals One Of His "Various Tasks"

Jordan Schlansky Reveals One Of His "Various Tasks" | Inside Conan

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Back in 2006, one of Jordan Schlansky's "various tasks" involved securing the domain for hornymanatee.com. Hear more @ listen.teamcoco.com/hornymanatee
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@liviujivan5680 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan contributes to this podcast in various ways.

@TheSuperdupersteve 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@XNSever 2 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@athargilani 2 жыл бұрын

one is by elongating it ... :D

@jwalker4403 2 жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious

@JoeLoquacious 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSuperdupersteve OMG GUYS, I just found a SNEAK PEEK OF CONAN ON HBO MAX!!!!! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/erxyZc-k0Nu6l6c.html…

@tiyopaenguin 2 жыл бұрын

When a waiter told me I'd be seated next to Jordan, I was so excited. So imagine my disappointment when I found out he meant Michael Jordan.

@jacobsims8307 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@yumaniga5191 2 жыл бұрын

Your feelings are valid

@Tao_Tology 2 жыл бұрын

I heard a rumour that Mikey Jordan doesn't own even a single vespa.

@temperglass Жыл бұрын

@@Tao_Tology Imagine not owning a Vespa. Tragedy

@Tao_Tology Жыл бұрын

@@temperglass How is someone supposed to display their exotic, european tastes if they can arrive at work on a vespa?

@MM-ud1xf 2 жыл бұрын

“Based on the limitations on the articulations of the particular costume” is a phrase that can only come out of the mouth of the great Jordan Schlansky.

@foxman105 2 жыл бұрын

Is it weird that I can understand what he met by that in the context? It's extremely overcomplicated language. This guy is very eloquent and can't shut it off.

@duishungry 2 жыл бұрын

@@foxman105 We can all understand it, that isn't really the issue. The issue most people have is something you pointed out, that it's overcomplicated. To some people this would come off as being a bit pretentious, which when ramped up to 100 is where you get the Jordan we see in remotes.

@foxman105 2 жыл бұрын

@@duishungry I do what Schlansky does occasionally and I can tell you it's completely not intentional at least on my part. Especially when I'm thinking of several things at once. If you ever hear somebody do that don't take it as an offence man. If I'm not adjusting my language selection to your perceived eloquence level I take you as an equally skilled communicator. And in the comedy sketches he was supposed to do it as much as possible to the point o parody.

@jeticg Жыл бұрын

@@foxman105 "... especially when I am thinking of various things at assorted times..."

@phils2967 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan is disturbingly normal here

@jjm004 Жыл бұрын

Yep. He explained on a Reddit forum that he tended to play the stoic character we see in the skits off screen as a form of banter between him and Conan, and eventually they asked him to transfer that character onto TV.

@freeedr 2 жыл бұрын

He prepared the manatee’s body in various ways.

@rodneysylvester8249 2 жыл бұрын

Omg I’m crying

@MichalMarcinkowski 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@RT-xj7el 2 жыл бұрын

I miss Jordan. They should bring him back to the podcast. They should definitely travel together again.

@dianapennepacker6854 2 жыл бұрын

J J J J Jordan! Dude is stoic, and has his own sense of humor. it was always a skit. Loved him and Conan in Italy. I want to see a long road trip with Conan, Sonya, Jordan, Matt. Hell add Ice Cube and Kevin.

@JoeLoquacious 2 жыл бұрын

@@dianapennepacker6854 OMG GUYS, I just found a SNEAK PEEK OF CONAN ON HBO MAX!!!!! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/erxyZc-k0Nu6l6c.html…

@Darthrocker06 2 жыл бұрын

Conan retired last year.

@dianapennepacker6854 2 жыл бұрын

@@Darthrocker06 No from what I hear he is working with HBO MAX! Hope it is remotes with people. I know it is all hush hush especially in this day and age. Hope they do. Knowing Conan he will bring the team. Jordan doesn't do anything EXCEPT for hiding coffee makers! (JP.) Edit I just know what I've read. Andy did retire. So take what I've said with gram of weed. Hohohoho!

@HlifeRomania91 2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes

@nbbim2012 2 жыл бұрын

I switched from what I was watching when I saw it was Jordan Schlanksy.... I've missed you my King of various tasks

@carmo0 2 жыл бұрын

Conan and Jordan should have their own reality show. The only thing that can redeem 2022.

@DarkNessBear 2 жыл бұрын

Conan and Jordan: Save the Planet. A new series where Conan and Jordan Schlansky travel the planet helping towns/people with various trivial issues they are having, either they are trying to rally support for a new park or someone needs help planning their Wedding. It's Nathan for You meets No Reservations.

@JoeLoquacious 2 жыл бұрын

@@DarkNessBear OMG GUYS, I just found a SNEAK PEEK OF CONAN ON HBO MAX!!!!! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/erxyZc-k0Nu6l6c.html…

@carmo0 2 жыл бұрын

A family friendly version of Naked and Afraid, featuring Jordan and Conan. Stuck on an empty tropical island.🤔 what can go wrong 😅

@anilmohandas2463 2 жыл бұрын

I second this. This is something that could make everyone forget the jetlag of corona virus.

@wetwillie Жыл бұрын

Two Idiots Abroad

@RooboliusBrandybuck 2 жыл бұрын

It's surreal seeing Jordan talk unimpeded by Conan's ruthless (albeit sometimes warranted) bullying.

@tomb1744 2 жыл бұрын

Like the “Scraps” where Jordan was talking about star trek(?)

@Hunter-sm8nd 2 жыл бұрын

It's actually really interesting to learn the nuts and bolts of what Jordan did and how TV production works.

@JoeLoquacious 2 жыл бұрын

OMG GUYS, I just found a SNEAK PEEK OF CONAN ON HBO MAX!!!!! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/erxyZc-k0Nu6l6c.html…

@CLuvTravels 2 жыл бұрын

Even though I still don’t know

@hemmojito 2 жыл бұрын

@@CLuvTravels What's not to know. It's various tasks.

@CLuvTravels 2 жыл бұрын

@@hemmojito and they vary from day to day

@jaredschmidt8013 Жыл бұрын

Like looking at pornographic men penetrating themselves

@mimingmeows 2 жыл бұрын

I see Jordan Schlansky, I click!

@zezgesgsgsg2752 2 жыл бұрын

Same🤣🤣🤣🤣

@christopherstein2024 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan Schlansky is my spirit animal

@greyforge27 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that's such a weird, specific thing to be doing as part of your job I wouldn't know how else to describe what I did other than "various tasks" either

@andyrose5616 2 жыл бұрын

They have alluded to some other jobs he had on the show, like helping TBS decide what shows to rerun during hiatus and assisting with promos. He apparently also had some responsibility for staff contacts since they said he was the only person who knew how to reach Joel Godard to interview for this podcast. Besides there not being a simple answer, I’m sure Jordan knew as well as anyone that the purpose of doing remotes is to be funny, not to elicit factual information. Infuriating evasiveness is always funnier than a straight answer.

@mose1095 2 жыл бұрын

I think he also played a big role in getting permissions for Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to do his remotes in various places.

@andyrose5616 2 жыл бұрын

@@mose1095 That sounds plausible. Generally, the job of an Associate Producer on any show is to do whatever the more senior producers don't want to do themselves.

@turovartiainen 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan's so much more relaxed and outgoing in this bit than in all the remotes! We Finns love you guys!

@jnuval Жыл бұрын

This podcast shows how Jordan normally is. The remotes just amplify his personality much more than it actually is.

@DevonChampion 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan is the goat. He helped me realize I love Conan.

@seedofwonder 2 жыл бұрын

Team Coco still entertains me more than any other late night programming.

@skeensmachine597 2 жыл бұрын

yeah man programming is hard work man

@vincentforonda7381 2 жыл бұрын

two jimmy are trash 🤣

@jeremyc9593 2 жыл бұрын

@@skeensmachine597 I see what you did, but..."Broadcast programming is the practice of organizing or ordering (scheduling) of broadcast media shows, typically radio and television, in a daily, weekly, monthly, quarterly or season-long schedule."

@skeensmachine597 2 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyc9593 of course my friend

@SeanKH19 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, that's a pretty low bar at this point. Is Stephen Colbert still making the same Trump jokes every night?

@jacobangeles5539 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a deeply emotional man. I see Jordan and i click in various ways.

@bensdemosongs 2 жыл бұрын

Anecdotes, photos, email transcripts… Jordan prepared for this podcast in various ways.

@Rattenhoofd 2 жыл бұрын

I was disappointed not to get a long-winded monologue on the manatee's genealogy, habitat, and general traits.

@IveGoneAnon 2 жыл бұрын

I can now actually die in peace.

@emu_warrior 2 жыл бұрын

I can see that Jordan prepared his body in various ways for this podcast

@markramos5476 2 жыл бұрын

Noice

@sabinawoods5134 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, Conan and Jordan need to come back! I miss them so much? Conan is unlike no other late night host!

@goblinlibrary280 2 жыл бұрын

Always good to see Jordan! He’s a great sport.

@FranklinDBluth 2 жыл бұрын

Finally one of the various tasks, he truly was essential

@susanab7 2 жыл бұрын

It's not surprising that Jordan only described his job as 'various tasks' - imagine trying to explain this task! 😆

@missuschainsaw 2 жыл бұрын

I LOVED the Horny Manatee sketch. I remember making and submitting artwork. I just found it on my PC actually, it's dated December 13, 2006. This genuinely makes me so happy.

@shinkiryu1313 Жыл бұрын

Conan’s show is so great that not one, or two, or three, but huge numbers of his staff are amazing and fascinating in their own right. I cant think of any other show where I am so thrilled to hear the stories of the people “behind the scenes”

@nicopillay4059 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan getting escorted away by police in Italy during their holiday had me laughing for weeks. He looked like a crazy man.

@ennenrasmoke2963 2 жыл бұрын

That will be the first conan podcast video that will pop over million views. all for jordan!

@zsombornagy3935 2 жыл бұрын

Ive been waiting for Jordan to be on the podcast for a LOONG time

@patreekotime4578 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like this is his third appearance on Inside Conan.

@masterofallgoons 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan's framed Superman: The Movie poster on his wall is somehow fascinating

@GarethBushMusic 2 жыл бұрын

It took 20 years, but we finally know what Jordan does.

@idmann17 2 жыл бұрын

One of the things that he does...

@Subh8081 2 жыл бұрын

@@idmann17 One of the various things...

@Tao_Tology 2 жыл бұрын

That clearly is not the real Jordan. Look at the genuine, human reactions, the clear answers to questions, the lack of any mention of coffee. Clearly a fake.

@FirnzauxBum 2 жыл бұрын

@@Tao_Tology nah i think his operating system's evolved

@aznsensation44 8 ай бұрын

researching pornographic websites

@carolz5090 2 жыл бұрын

So much fun to see Jordan au naturel!

@aseelgamer7251 2 жыл бұрын

We finally found out what HE DOES. ok, now I see why he tries to avoid Conan's Question.

@cleverusername9369 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan glaring down at the camera from on high is so on-board for him.

@SergioR00 2 жыл бұрын

Hope to see more of Jordan & Conan going forward

@BetoAzamar 2 жыл бұрын

Cool to see that Jordan is still on the team.

@dhoneofficial 2 жыл бұрын

I had to prepare my body in various ways before seeing this!

@ninjanerdstudent6937 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan smiles.

@1BrknHrtdRomeo 2 жыл бұрын

I get that it's a joke that Jordan doesn't work but after working in film and watching this interview, he's definitely the type of person I'd love to work with lol

@mr.personhumanson6871 2 жыл бұрын

And according to Smigel, Jordan is also responsible for making Triumph happen.

@elspitzwizard47 2 жыл бұрын

I think Jordan responsibility is to make sure any sketch/ideas is clear of any legal/copyright issue before they are produced. With Triumph i believe he went back and forth to NBC and legal department to make sure it happens

@edelrosario5105 2 жыл бұрын

I started laughing upon learning that it's Jordan's task to manage the Horny Manatee's website. I'm dead

@conandoobrien8605 2 жыл бұрын

The legend is back.

@kranziodelfantastico7433 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen pictures of Bigfoot that are more believable than the one of Jordan actually doing work.

@JoeLoquacious 2 жыл бұрын

OMG GUYS, I just found a SNEAK PEEK OF CONAN ON HBO MAX!!!!! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/erxyZc-k0Nu6l6c.html…

@derekfernandez7701 2 жыл бұрын

Wow it's amazing to see this side of Jordan after all these years! 💙

@erenjaeger3537 2 жыл бұрын

We need more Jordan. I bet he has a fount of knowledge and behind the scene information about Conan’s shows. He really does have a lot of various tasks and duties.

@CJ-yf5cr 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan, you need your OWN podcast! I would love to listen to you talk about various things!

@asr2021 2 жыл бұрын

The Man, the Myth, the LEGEND!!

@cuzitswhatitis 2 жыл бұрын

Conan we are patiently waiting for your new show but don't you dare leave Jordan behind.

@eddiededdie2322 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan comfortably at home in an accounting agency's waiting room.

@lachauntiswashington231 2 жыл бұрын

Yay! See Jordan Schlansky again 😆👏👏👏

@imugibyam Жыл бұрын

This is the proof that Jordan really a caring person, with real job desc & responsibilities in team COCO. Including patents, licensing etc etc probably cmiiw.

@cynnierella Жыл бұрын

Great to understand how it works in the background.

@Youdoyouyeah 2 жыл бұрын

“That’s what we say in Latin” 😂😂😂😂 Jordan really is that guy

@jujitsujew23 2 жыл бұрын

I never thought this day would come! We actually learned one of Jordan's various tasks! I can now die in peace lmao

@rc653 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan is a really great actor after seeing him on this interview. Most of us wouldn't have thought otherwise. Lol.

@pauldg6631 2 жыл бұрын

2:25 - The man, the myth, the Bellissimo Italiano

@andersonlee404 Жыл бұрын

conan needs to see this

@cityeternal3328 2 жыл бұрын

I waited for so long

@nobruga 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan!!!!!!! We All miss you dude.

@Barubindc 10 ай бұрын

This is amazing

@aron7973 2 жыл бұрын

THIS IS A HISTORICAL DAY

@UncleBernhard 2 жыл бұрын

Conan and Jordan should do a show together! Jordan should be the second sidekick and just chime in when something Conan says is wrong or not funny

@allisworld1isme 2 жыл бұрын

As much as I like Jordan being the but of a joke in skits, I do also like seeing him in actual producer action.

@pilote111 2 жыл бұрын

Finally! After all these years

@dagobello 2 жыл бұрын

Omg finally Jordan!!

@socialexperiment8045 2 жыл бұрын

❤️🎉👍Jordan

@thePribs 2 жыл бұрын

Missed you Jordan 💕

@krylesangerbeaver 2 жыл бұрын

Man he looks SO different from what I remember. Obviously age is a difference, but not what I expected still

@patreekotime4578 2 жыл бұрын

Got the double whammy pandemic and unemployed scruff.

@thethrashingofthechrist 2 жыл бұрын

I love Jordan Schlansky.

@friedchicken1 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the subtitles!! Cause I don't really speak Canadian :D

@chhavimanichoubey9437 2 жыл бұрын

the moment i read title, i started laughing hahahahaha

@TheDetlef11 2 жыл бұрын

That was delightful.

@stephenboulanger7084 Жыл бұрын

I miss them together, they were so funny

@NomadicAstro Жыл бұрын

Jordan should have his own show.

@Faridun2801 Жыл бұрын

So he does do various things on the show!

@joseveijanen6520 2 жыл бұрын

So this was one of his tasks an duties!

@MuensterQ Ай бұрын

Great question!! Fascinating!!! Edit: the link no longer seems to work.

@rebecca4007 2 жыл бұрын

jordan came in prepared with all this info

@toytripperv8488 2 жыл бұрын

Thats a 1978 Superman poster on Jordan's room.

@JAEWST 2 жыл бұрын

I bet if they showed this to Conan, actual video evidence of Jordan explaining what he does, Conan would call bullshit

@Fantasmister 2 жыл бұрын

In salute, I have watched this video in various ways.

@whereiscoffee 2 жыл бұрын

See, Jordan does do things!

@marvincool3744 2 жыл бұрын

The greatest mystery finally solved

@jasonmiller3134 2 жыл бұрын

So weird to see Jordan presented as a normal person...

@LiburanSenang 2 жыл бұрын

But you can definitely see that his comic version is actually still him, just being exaggerated a bit

@Czechbound 2 жыл бұрын

SUGGESTION : Have a quiz between Conan, Sona and Gurney, with Jordan as quiz master. Make it weekly based on current events or weird science facts. It would be **great** !

@Zero11_ss 2 жыл бұрын

Before he retires, he should reveal that he has been forwarding all of his work to Sona and we all know Sona doesn't do anything but hit delete on those emails.

@johnnyc2639 2 жыл бұрын

This is the most normal I have ever seen Jordan Schlansky act.

@DominicGo 2 жыл бұрын

jordan we missed you

@BrianSmith-ez9kj 2 жыл бұрын

Wow! I can't believe I forgot about Horny Manatee! Just seeing the words brought it all back- a quick easy joke that snowballed into a Week Long Odessey of more and more strangeness- Everyone Loves Anything Jordan, but one of my all-time favorites was Conan's Dinner with Jordan- the entire thing is Gold, but right near the beginning, Conan is a bit tipsy on wine, Jordan starts being well, Jordan, and Conan slips into total honesty and says "You have got to shut the f%#k up" - I taped it when it first came out, watched it all the time and still have it on VHS- it's now on KZfaq by Team Coco, and I bookmarked that too, but I still treasure all the times watching it on tape that gave me joy