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@MandaloreGaming6 жыл бұрын
What did you expect from a game ONE MINIT LONG, hurr hurr hurr hurr.
@fransjacob17596 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you're making quality comments like this instead of making videos.
@L59406 жыл бұрын
What did he expect though?
@WanderAway6 жыл бұрын
5:28
@henrygerard23156 жыл бұрын
Mandalore where subtility goes to die like a duchess
@TheKrimzonGuard6 жыл бұрын
Doing top work! *thumbs up*
@SoShiBias6 жыл бұрын
Cut the review into 13 videos, 1 minute each. Now THAT'S meta.
@PuddleOfCats6 жыл бұрын
and it would help drive his point. even if in an annoying way.
@leonelc296 жыл бұрын
Or start his introduction again when 1 minute is up, each time presenting different point.
@suddenshadow6 жыл бұрын
*this is why we're still alive in 2018 god bless u*
@akumoth83576 жыл бұрын
*1 minit
@YourBeefFriend6 жыл бұрын
Now that's Adsense, baby
@Weebus6 жыл бұрын
This running joke about fucking up Mario’s name is actually the best part of this channel
@RmFrZQ6 жыл бұрын
Nintendo copyright claims are no joke.
@imhungryish82746 жыл бұрын
Only reason why I'm here
@claytonwu3206 жыл бұрын
Anyone know if he’s done this running joke in other videos? I’ve only seen it twice so far, here and the SMO video.
@joevarady90836 жыл бұрын
It stems from his normal pronunciation of Mario is "Mare-io" rather than "Mahr-io"
@stephenobrien69836 жыл бұрын
Never before have I heard someone mispronounce jumpman so horrendously.
@alexcannella46 жыл бұрын
You know, I see Minit the opposite way. Minit is an otherwise unimpressive game made incredibly interesting by the additional 60 second restriction placed on the player. These puzzles are a lot more interesting when you can only try to piece them together 60 seconds at a time, and every time you step outside, you need to do it with a very specific plan on what you're going to try this time. And honestly, the fact that you can beat it in an hour and be done doesn't really bother me.
@mikkelh97576 жыл бұрын
*_SUPER MARARIO WORLD_*
@loomman52966 жыл бұрын
Mikkel Høg *Black Messa*
@DoctorPsyduck6 жыл бұрын
I didn't hear anything he said after that.
@odayprogrammer6 жыл бұрын
Its a pun on previous videos where people kept commenting on how he pronounced Mario as Maraio :D
@mikkelh97576 жыл бұрын
yeah I know, the comments on the odyssey video are full of it
@Airvice5 жыл бұрын
thats not how "puns" work @@odayprogrammer
@gits57816 жыл бұрын
SUPER MA RAYO WORLD
@aniforprez6 жыл бұрын
are you me?
@gits57816 жыл бұрын
aniforprez nope just another copycat
@aniforprez6 жыл бұрын
enough of us and we could probably plan an assassination
@gits57816 жыл бұрын
aniforprez or blackmail a company
@damonb20006 жыл бұрын
houston we have a problem
@anibala.moralessanchez80186 жыл бұрын
"Super *Maraio* World"
@OlStinky16 жыл бұрын
I AM LARGE AND ANGRY OVER THIS
@ArtVandelay5926 жыл бұрын
When I first saw the video, I thought the title was “Mint review”. I was thinking Joseph lost his goddamn mind and started making shit post reviews.
@skyler70176 жыл бұрын
I deeply enjoy the giant middle finger in the form of the pronunciation of the word "Mario".
@JMagnumZero6 жыл бұрын
The obligatory Dark Souls reference~
@heyhonpuds6 жыл бұрын
Trinity I completely lost my shit when that happened and missed a minit laughing. Then another minit finding your comment and posting this response too.
@madman4077086 жыл бұрын
A short and snacky Joeseph Anderson video, just what I needed for my Saturday evening!
@variksenmarja75346 жыл бұрын
We have a lot of saturdays where joseph makes a 2 hour short and snacky video. I like those saturdays.
@bathtubmafia20426 жыл бұрын
Perpetual Peter please never use snacky as an adjective. It makes me uncomfortable haha
@MrWhygodwhy6 жыл бұрын
Short and snacky video for a short and snacky game.
@demonicsushiz25156 жыл бұрын
BathtubMafia S N A C K Y
@variksenmarja75346 жыл бұрын
S N A C C
@MrFlac006 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the little jabs between you and Mandalor Gaming. Adds a lot to the believability of the "KZfaq Video Game Critics' Extended Universe".
@Zalinki6 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaah Canadian property value jokes. Yknow, Joe... I watch your videos to ESCAPE reality DAMMIT!
@irespectyouropinionhowever86523 жыл бұрын
how did this go unnoticed for two years
@projectjellyfish46483 жыл бұрын
@@irespectyouropinionhowever8652 is that the real zalinki, my god
@varvarith30906 жыл бұрын
I remember, Joe once said on stream "I like these silly jokes and memes on twitch, but i wouldn't want them to seep into my videos." He failed.
@Twisttheawesome6 жыл бұрын
"This makes the plant growing bit make little sense" ... It's growing over time. It would in fact make LESS sense if time were restting.
@matthewbielan98883 жыл бұрын
i thought the same thing
@GameRevo6 жыл бұрын
That's a shame. I'd heard a lot of praise for the 60-second life mechanic, though I can't help but feel that it's from people getting too carried away with how the concept could be utilised, as opposed to how it's actually executed. Ah well, made for an interesting review anyway.
@timothymclean6 жыл бұрын
I've often fallen into the trap of enjoying something for what I thought it could be and not what it was...
@jurgenshantz42736 жыл бұрын
Timothy McLean did that with swindle.
@yoctometric6 жыл бұрын
Unpopular opinion but I friggin love minit
@illustriouschin6 жыл бұрын
Game Revo Form your own opinions.
@abraxas42616 жыл бұрын
I feel like that happens a lot with indie games that have unconventional mechanics.
@SpicyPete4 жыл бұрын
It's a game made quickly with a small team to experiment with a fun mechanic. Definitely a great game if you go into it with the right expectations, a fun interesting 2 hour long experience.
@vanderkarl39279 ай бұрын
Then it shouldn't be $10
@Geonjaha6 жыл бұрын
Mispronouncing Mario as much as possible to satirize all of the petty complaints on the Odyssey video; well played.
@Dingus76966 жыл бұрын
Geonjaha ikr. He didn't like it much. Big deal. His opinion. People love blowing things out of proportion.
@juliuspoensgen43694 жыл бұрын
@@Dingus7696 i think it was more because people were irritated with the way he pronounced Marios name, so it's a running gag now
@Dingus76964 жыл бұрын
@@juliuspoensgen4369 aaah. Okay. Lol
@TheZiadShow6 жыл бұрын
I loved the “Obligatory Dark Souls Reference”, it really shocked me and I love to see you changing stuff up (even in just minor ways). Your content is so solid and I always watch your videos the moment they’re out, keep up the good work!
@MxPokirby4 жыл бұрын
I, as someone generally opposed to serious speedrunning, liked it as a simple puzzle game with an emphasis on optimally routing your path.
@psgamer-il2pt2 жыл бұрын
Why are you opposed to it?
@MEAREMLG6 жыл бұрын
Idk about the game I just need to hear Joseph's voice
@xFiebsi6 жыл бұрын
thats sad
@MEAREMLG6 жыл бұрын
christopher fieb I'm sorry his voice is amazing
@nasigil59286 жыл бұрын
Go to his second channel and watch those Q&A videos!
@MEAREMLG6 жыл бұрын
Nasigil I do
@fuse8p696 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of “EpicNameBro”? He sounds similar so Joseph, he does Dark Souls videos and others
@cinnamonnoir24876 жыл бұрын
I've rarely run into a game where my initial reaction of "oh, this looks interesting" has turned to "this isn't for me" as quickly as it did with Minit. I haven't just played free games with more content than this, I've played a *dozen* free games with more content, and more interesting premises to boot. The closest thing I can think of to this was a very lightweight exploration game called Fairune that I bought for a couple of bucks to play on my 3DS. On the other hand we have a game like Kero Blaster, which I gladly paid ten bucks for and have played for something like ten hours at this point without getting bored. I don't think you're at all wrong to call this overpriced. To me this seems like an indie game for people who don't usually play indie games and expect very little of them. Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt was made in 72 hours and *it* feels more polished than this. What a letdown.
@griffin11826 жыл бұрын
Hi, I just found your channel through your Hollow Knight analysis and Ive been binge watching all your videos, I hope you haven't abandoned your channel as I really enjoy your hour long reviews/analysis videos, I just wanted to say keep up the good work.
@kylemoore8616 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry, he hasn’t abandoned his channel, the next video he is making is on the new god of war, his long videos just take a really long time to make
@spector38816 жыл бұрын
Wow toronto real estate humor? Hello fellow torontonian!
@Lost_016 жыл бұрын
I really like when you offer suggestions to improve games. It’s often my favorite part about your videos. You have a great mind for improving many games in very interesting ways. If your books are half as interesting I would probably love reading those as well. The one thing I’m missing is the early viewing of videos. I don’t think you’ll ever stop everyone from sharing the early access link but it would be cool if we still got the benefit even if someone abuses it.
@crypticcorvus28796 жыл бұрын
You leave Mandy alone, Bad Dragon, he's a gud boi
@RedSarGaming6 жыл бұрын
3:16. Why do you do this to us, Joseph, do we deserve this suffering?
@xystem47014 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand your criticism of how the plant is growing, it’s completely consistent with the rest of the game yet you seem to think it isn’t? If other people remember meeting you, it makes sense that the plant should also “remember” being watered. How is that a discrepancy?
@afriendofafriend57666 жыл бұрын
When you can get Hollow Knight on sale for $9.89, but this costs $10
@melonenstrauch13064 жыл бұрын
1. Buy the game 2. Play it in under two hours 3. Refund it 4. No profit, but no loss
@Cepuminator6 жыл бұрын
Oooh. A Mandalore Gaming reference. Neat.
@awecrafters6 жыл бұрын
Cepuminator it was very neat
@MingtheKing236 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@adiveler6 жыл бұрын
Have you played a game, with also time loop system, named The Sexy Brutale?
@Mossgiel6 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine what you're working on if it's taking four months. The excitement is palpable
@zanpancan95026 жыл бұрын
God of war
@navarone40316 жыл бұрын
So this is a watered down 1 minute hero?
@lostprophet88886 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Anderson: Less than 15 minutes of video length? What is this witchcraft!? Who are you and what have you done to Joe!? :O
@ChopDaTree6 жыл бұрын
Super Mar-io World
@majesticwizardcat6 жыл бұрын
Got em
@SpunkyMcGoo6 жыл бұрын
3 months boys WE GOT SOMETHIN BIG COMING
@ghosface3536 жыл бұрын
Did you do this review just for the minute pun at the end?
@rileyhopkins99406 жыл бұрын
We all know he *absolutely* did.
@wonderguardstalker6 жыл бұрын
He was tossing that one around in his head for a good while playing through the game
@supremecocktusleader99596 жыл бұрын
Minute (my noot), as in small, instead of minute (min it) as in a measurement of time.
@tostupidforname6 жыл бұрын
"Comedy is the hardest to write" Super Ma-Rai-oh world *dies from laughter*
@NapkinDictator6 жыл бұрын
Your idea to pour water down the snorkel guy's snorkel made me spit out my water in laughter
@liamsok98036 жыл бұрын
The time limit mechanic was done really well in half minute hero. I really enjoyed my time with it and it surprisingly had a lot of content.
@ThatGuyWithACam6 жыл бұрын
"O b l i g a t o r y D a r k S o u l s R e f e r e n c e"
@joanymcdweeb84116 жыл бұрын
Normally never comment prior to watching a video but I made it here early and wanted to say that I’m looking forward to it! Love it when you upload and hope things are going well for you!
@scholardeville6 жыл бұрын
published 1 minute ago
@EmperorZ196 жыл бұрын
While I agree that a loop would have been more interesting, I have no idea how you believe that the plant growing doesn't make sense. If it was a time loop, then the plant's growth would RESET. But it's not a loop; time persists, so you are able to grow the plant over a series of days
@Dingus76966 жыл бұрын
So you're saying I can finish the game and get it refunded.
@DaniDoyle5 жыл бұрын
Dollars per hour is not a valid way to judge a game. 🙄🙄🙄
@matt41936 жыл бұрын
>make an exploration-based game >strict time limit, stuff resets every time ???????????????????????????????????????????????????
@justinduzell12346 жыл бұрын
I'm going to assume "mar-aye-oh" was a jab at people who complained about "mehrio". GG
@badradish21165 жыл бұрын
in the plant's defense, the guy hints at waiting in line.
@alexsherman61456 жыл бұрын
JOSEPH ANDERSON, MARK BROWN, ERRANT SIGNAL. You three are the true heros
@OwlScowling6 жыл бұрын
HURR HURR HURR HURR
@redtaileddolphin18754 жыл бұрын
That snorkel guy comes up once you’ve killed enough of the guys near him, that’s what he means by “it’s safe?”
@abnt_official6 жыл бұрын
It would really be cool of you analysed the ins and outs of Terraria, but it would take you around 600 hours to even come close to doing everything that you can do in that game, so I understand if it never happens. However, I'm confident in saying it's the most *Game* you can get for $10 anywhere on the market, so you could try looking at it from that perspective.
@caulinwhitewater41186 жыл бұрын
There is always an episode of supernatural that does *insert clever gimmick* really well
@jgodden80226 жыл бұрын
Surely the plant continuing to grow after successively watering it each day is pretty obvious evidence that each minute of gameplay is indeed representative of a successive day in a linear time sequence? Whatever Joseph's argument for the contrary was seemed like pretty bad mental gymnastics.
@StijnR5 жыл бұрын
He said it was a linear time sequence? He just made an argument that he'd liked it better if it wasn't?
@enricobusetto71966 жыл бұрын
That ending line gets me everytime. Awesome video as always!
@danboio12516 жыл бұрын
I think it is safe to say that your reviews are excellent when I have solidified opinions on liking the games that you review negatively and yet I still find a lot of enjoyment in it. These reviews aren't circle-jerks on loving or hating a game; they are solely for you to voice your own opinion and I have to give you high respect for it. Thanks for the videos and entertainment!
@liamburke26086 жыл бұрын
The obligatory dark souls reference is my new favourite thing in this world.
@PointComplix6 жыл бұрын
That shot at Toronto real estate hits pretty literally close to home
@technichron4 жыл бұрын
If you like time loops, you should really check out Outer Wilds. It has a really really great story and gameplay mechanics that I think are worth reviewing.
@godminnette27 ай бұрын
He hasn't made a video on it, but it is one of his favorite games.
@firephantism35616 жыл бұрын
“Obligatory dark souls reference” I expect this every time you make a dark souls reference
@flavouredsoup85646 жыл бұрын
I didn’t hear a single “but, we’ll get back to that later”
@datboi99845 жыл бұрын
Damn I really haven't felt fanboy rage like this for years. I loved minit and I hope their is a sequel.
@RainbowLizardOne6 жыл бұрын
For 10 dollars for the remake or literally 0 dollars for the original (which has a similarly retro art style), you could get la-mulana, one of the biggest games in sheer scale of the world I've ever played, with fairly similar puzzle solving systems involving cryptic riddles to find items and items to rub against other items. It's not perfect, but it's basically this game but better.
@artman406 жыл бұрын
La Manual is probably the most authentic retro-looking and playing game I've played. For all the right and wrong reasons.
@ValaharTS6 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad your review exists I thought I was living in an alternate universe where this game was the best thing ever created. Every single review praised it to death an beyond, I bought it, played it, and it was all types of meh.
@spacejunk21866 жыл бұрын
Watching this video 5 times to reach 1 hour watchtime
@harpy31526 жыл бұрын
...why?...
@dragmire3D6 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a game jam idea that was made into a full product.
@OGRadion6 жыл бұрын
4:19 hello there Bill Wurtz, fancy meeting you here
@FootprintsForTwoTravel6 жыл бұрын
You think that house would sell for 1 million in Toronto. Try London, a shed sold for 500 grand here!
@griffin10956 жыл бұрын
4:18 Come on dude I just took a sip of water and now its everywhere
@philmysterious71766 жыл бұрын
I'm usually a big fan, but the early criticism in this video made no sense. The plant growing gimmick wouldn't make any sense in a Groundhog Day style time loop; it would only make sense if you're actually dying and resurrecting the next day. Same with you saying that the game was cheating by letting you lock into a new respawn location; I don't see how that would be cheating, but what would be cheating is if the developers decided to have areas that froze/stopped the timer, similar to the examples you gave. And I just don't get how people can still be valuing a game based on how much time it takes to beat it; it's a nonsensical and immature metric; if you like something you'll replay it over and over; the amount of gameplay hours isn't a hard fact, so the time it takes to finish it isn't a real measure of value. It wasn't until you talked about the flippers and how the time limit didn't change anything about them that what you said made sense to me. After that point I understood the rest of your criticisms and could see why you hadn't enjoyed the experience. It is disappointing that the items and puzzles function essentially identical to a game without a time limit.
@trogdoar1496 жыл бұрын
The obligatory Dark Souls reference jingle was great.
@wafflebunny16 жыл бұрын
Love the new stylish additions you made, they lightened up the video, and got a laugh out of me. Keep up the awesome content!
@JayEmm6 жыл бұрын
"Modest house that would still sell for over a $1million in Toronto" so sad but true
@huntergeerts70406 жыл бұрын
I love watching your patreon climb! Seeing such high quality content being rewarded is incredibly satisfying.
@SlyBeast6 жыл бұрын
Yo man, the bit about pouring water down the dude's snorkel...brilliant. Got a good laugh out of me.
@BloodyJamboree4 жыл бұрын
Disappointed that the review didn't reset my browser every minute.
@pointybits64965 жыл бұрын
Cost less than a game did of that length back in the 90's. And gave me a fun experience.
@DANTE-td2ej6 жыл бұрын
"Modest house that'd sell for 1000000 dollars in Toronto" sadly accurate
@maxhowlett96616 жыл бұрын
You are so proud of that "not minute, minute " quip at the end
@Sslarable6 жыл бұрын
No way he made new tabs. OMG, he did. Worth a pause.
@minch3336 жыл бұрын
My favourite thing about this channel is the really great solutions you come with for mechanic of narrative issues in games that you're obliged to "admit" are not that great
@marvelouschester41046 жыл бұрын
Dark souls reference? Careful, or Shammy might cut ya!
@ShadowedAgony6 жыл бұрын
a short video that isnt a shit post?! What a time to be alive.
@Meteorlink6 жыл бұрын
"evil assholes by pouring water down the snorkel"... pretty sure early dragonball did that with hot tea against the ninja in the muscle tower
@rising3ddi2376 жыл бұрын
The way he said mario gives me conniptions...
@Diablochild123 Жыл бұрын
That same house now goes for 3 million.
@maestbobo3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you just want to play The Outer Wilds.
@jacobbowlby59576 жыл бұрын
Progressively getting further from the proper pronunciation of Mario is perfect and I love him
@StephenOwen6 жыл бұрын
You went so far out there with amusing references in this video, great editing. You made me lol.
@ErinKatzee6 жыл бұрын
"In persona 5" PERSONA 5 VIDEO CONFIRM
@nachobear51006 жыл бұрын
Are we not going to talk about the Mandalore cameo
@spencerkoenig72676 жыл бұрын
"Super Mariah-o World" TRIGGERRED
@omnirex51844 жыл бұрын
Minit is free in Epic Store next so there is no entry fee to this experiment now :D
@4R8YnTH3CH33F6 жыл бұрын
Loved your Toronto real estate joke, didn't know you were Canadian!
@Xarlable6 жыл бұрын
That Toronto housing joke was too real man
@davidbenjaminnewman22726 жыл бұрын
The way he says Mario proves that he read the comments.
@DesignFrameCaseStudies6 жыл бұрын
What a bummer. Great example of a concept never fleshed out. That minute pun at the end, though... was the perfect ending.
@HankGreenburg6 жыл бұрын
that dark souls cut holy shit. Laughing so fucking hard