I listen to 'here for the fun' every single day during my shower!!! You have RUINED so many songs for me.. I want you to know that. You by far are my favorite comic..

hey josh if u like weird shit look up cake farts

Thank you SO MUCH for this!!! Ive been DYING laughing the entire time! Seriously needed to laugh today. You're the best!

soooo I'm guessing Mark shouldn't go to The Cheesecake Factory ?

Fight me, anywhere any day.

He's so dead 🤣

What happened to MARK!!!!

@@LaLa-hg5ki he’s single now

@@ryansadventurepage7336 Were you the one who knew Mark?! Good he should be.

@@LaLa-hg5ki I’m joking lol

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Oh I wish I had lol

That would have been EPIC!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yessss that would have got him to question himself 🤣🤣🤣

I think hes a pro from experience. Jacobs mom was an alcoholic and he probably had similar experiences with her.

Ron white would have joined her 😂

I was watching this just fine, until the point that the glass was filled with her vomit. I started to do that gag you do before the vomit comes .. yeah, you know the one. Had to walk away until it stopped.

Yes! He could have easy be cruel in his position but he praised her even and all acording to his character, was great to watch

I wonder if she was a... "chunky" woman! *dad laugh wheeze with a knee slap*

No comedian with a net worth over 1M is not mainstream. He'a one of my favorites that's how I know he's friends with Rogan, Segura,Diaz,Bert to name a few

This guys famous asf brother idk bout not mainstream

And his crowd work is A fckin PLUS!

I love how Jacob goes on the road with him now bc the two of them giggin each other on stage I one of my fave stand up routines lol 😂😂😂

When I was underage, yet in a bar, a REALLY old dude approached our table (3 young girls, my friends being legal) and chatted to my gorgeous friend...mid-story...he reaches up and pokes his nose such that it inverted into his SKULL. We lost our composure... It's safe to say...I don't even recall what we did...but I suspect there were screams of disbelief (because it was most definitely WEIRD SHIT). I DO recall he said he had broken his nose so many times that there was no cartilage left inside the rubbery flesh. And that is NOT the "weirdest shit" I have seen in a bar!

Dude this is crazy.. my uncle went through basically the same thing! He and his gf moved in with a married couple, would swing together. Then they permanently switched significant others as well! Only thing is the married couple did get a divorce, but aside from that, they stayed friends, probably still doing their thing for years and then my uncle and the ex wife moved to their own place. Still friends though! Wow lol, thats wild how similar the stories are lol

It sounds like the couple with the younger kids are separated. Are they?

Stop trying to be Theo Von. 😂😂

Bro fr I'm that way. Noone knows when I'm sick cause I am a functioning alcoholic

As a functional alcoholic yeah thats how it is, i have the genetic ability to be able to puke with no one finding out lol

I was sitting at my large table in my log cabin...we had the log guys make a log picnic table (which we have inside as the cabin is not yet to lockup). A group of pethaps 10 people are sitting at the table...and there is a woman to my left (at the end of the long half log "seat".) This woman was ~ one could say ~ very drunk, and mid-story, she turns...(thankfully AWAY from me [because she's a lady]) and VOMITS on the seat. Without missing a beat, she continues the story... I dry-heaved ~ repeatedly ~ I could not stop mysrlf...and THAT was the only thing anyone noticed. I excused myself, a few minutes later, ostensibly to get control of my nausea, (when another person began a hilarious story and all attention was on HIM), retrieved a cloth from the kitchen, discretely cleaned up the vomit...returned the cloth to the sink/rinse...return to my place beside her...and no one was the wiser. I was loathe to leave the vomit soaking into the raw wood, but I hesitated as I did not want to inadvertantly draw attention to her "faux pas" as it was OBVIOUS no one other than I had NOTICED. I could barely believe it possible that...no one noticed. I am certain, if anyone HAD noticed at that time someone would have LATER referenced it...but no one EVER has. I don't even know if SHE remembers "the event" as I have never brought it up to HER (nor anyone from the "lake community"), as I did not want to cause her embarrassment. It amazed me that I was the only one who noticed. STEALTH VOMIT.

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Omg my neighbors too!! 😂

The lady really said “FUCKIN YUCK” 😂😂😂

My dog used to poop in rose bushes exclusively. It' was some painful. Lookin shit

Thx eh.

Tip of my hat to you.

No Father of the year!!

Me too!!

They are great watchdogs. And they grab a hunk of your flesh and twist, HARD. It hurts!

Why? It doesn’t belong to him anymore. 🤣

At least the first 2 was funny.

Sup Brandon. I'm Canadian eh, how much does it cost to see Mr Wolf. I'm curious?

There was nothing funny about the spider bit.