17 year old Joe rogan sees girl get punched in the face "OHHH beautiful right hand!! She's hurt Mike!!

“This guy brought equipment”

"Tell the whole version" "No." Keeps telling his version without skipping a beat. That's so Boston it's sick.

I once saw a drunk girl talk mad shit to this guy unprovoked for like an hour, and eventually get slapped hard in the face by him. She ran crying and told her boyfriend, and his response was "well, what did you do?" Don't know if I've ever laughed so hard.

"Tell the whole version" "No" 😆😅😂😭💀

- Tell the whole version. - No. One of the most Boston pieces of dialogue ever uttered.

“Boston is a particularly fighty place.” Dude it’s full of Irish. That’s a stereotype for a reason.

Nothing better than two people telling a totally relatable story and laughing their asses off. Love these two

"We were getting shitfaced." "They were selling blow there." "He was on PCP." *literally 25 seconds later* "I wonder why Boston is such a rough place."

“First of all don’t touch me” should be a bit😂

“I think I’ll be the funny guy” 😂🤣🤣

I'm 41 and still bouncing after 15 years. I can concur that you can feel the energy when the stuff's about to go down. No joke there.

Absolutely dead at Bill Burr when he says “this guy brought equipment!?”😂😂😂😂

“‘Cause I wanted this hand to get its revenge!” Lmaooooo

“Wow this guys trained” and “I wanted this hand to get its revenge” are probably the best quotes in this video lmao

I love coming back to watch JRE clips multiple times. Certain guys, like Burr, can always give me a laugh. Especially on stressful days. Great laughter therapy

Burr and his friends busting in and beating up the wrong party is the funniest story I've heard in a long time

bill burr's storytelling is so vivid, i can literally picture everything he's saying, too funny.

I grew up in Boston and as a kid I remember my mom walking my brother and I to a store and some people were arguing on the sidewalk about a half a block in front of us and somebody got shot right in the middle of the sidewalk and my mom just crossed the street and we just kept walking... It was an insane time but then I remember moving to PA and I got into a LOT of fights, then I realized that I was the one who was starting fights, I guess I brought the fighting mood w/ me from Boston. 🤣

I used to hang out with this friend who was on the small size, about 5' 2" and 110lbs. Guy was the nicest, funniest dude I ever knew. However, when we went out to bars, the fun would start. Being small he was used to being screwed with and he was a highly trained fighter. By the time I knew him he had graduated to what he called, "full on practical street fighter champion level." He explained that in a street fight you have to leave your ego and ethics at home, you either win or could die. As a result, when we were at the bar and if someone started F'ing with him he simply picked up a beer bottle without saying a word, cracked the person over the head, then proceeded to kick the shit outta the guy until he was satisfied he was not getting back up. It was funny as shit to see this. Some big monster, MMA fighter dude thinking he had an easy mark and one sentence in the dude was seriously regretting his life choices. Funny thing is because of my friends demure size and his overall very affable demeanor, worse thing that ever happened was security asking us to leave. Guy never lost a fight. F'ing hilarious.

F is for “FIRST of all don’t touch me!’

I very much enjoyed the storytelling of “First of all, don’t touch me.”

“I fought up until maybe, 6th grade.” Is probably the most Boston thing I’ve ever heard.

The Mike Milbury loafer joke was appreciated by hockey fans 😂

Omfg dude. That wrong party story made it worth all those years of classes I had to endure to learn to speak English.

My mum grew up pretty rough in London but there was always supposed to be lines you didn't cross. However, when you went further away, it was a free-for-all. So while fist fights were normal where she lived, they'd bite off noses and ears further out. She ended up working in a famous pub out in ear-biting territory. It was so violent, the bouncers were like undercover cops and would sit at the end of the bar in street clothes. When it'd go off, they had a hidden stash of pickaxe handles to fight the customers with. It's not a different era, it's like a different planet.

I can relate to the stories and I can relate to Bill's position. I grew up on the outskirts of St. Louis. Middle school up was basically gladiator camp. It wasn't a couple fights a year like a lot of people I met later would say about their schools. It wasn't a fight per week or just one per day. It was multiple fights in multiple parts of the school between every single period. Kids getting hauled off in ambulances. I saw a kid blast a kid point blank in the side of the head with a brick and proceeded to pound him while he twitched on the ground. I had around 5 fights in that 7 year period and I was the anomaly. I was the one who ducked fights. I was the easy mark that nobody took advantage of. Meanwhile my friends were full on savages. We were almost in the country but sort of close to the suburbs. I remember when we would run into people at the mall and they found out what school we went to we just had an automatic pass. Mind you, I thought all of this was normal until my late 20s that I learned that fights were much more rare most other places. To this day I have PTSD from that. People around me now think I am war ready and I am not. I am actually afraid to fight. If you see me, I have definitely seen you. I analyze everyone as a threat first even as I smile in their face. As they smile at mine I am thinking of ways this can go sideways. It was drilled into me that beatings are just a bad choice of words away. And country boys and girls can fight.

"I'm so glad we did this, dinner was great and I never had so much fun playing Monopoly... Sweetie can you check who's at the door..."

imagine being jumped for playing monopoly with your nerd friends 😂😂😂😭

"I wanted this hand it get its revenge" is the best thing I've heard in a while.

This brings back so many memories. I grew up in Boston and back in the 90’s it was madness. The mass melees were insane. The craziest fights I was in were actually at Tufts parties. Locals from Medford or Somerville would often crash them. Those fights were absolute madness. I can’t believe I lived through that. Haha.

"If you want to get in a fight for absolutely no reason whatsoever, come on down to Boston" - Jon Stewart

‪*Girl gets decked in the face by some guy*‬ ‪Joe: OH MY GOD THAT’S IT! SHE’S OUT COLD‬

Joe seriously has one of the most contagious laughs I’ve ever heard

I love when these guys tell old Boston stories! Lived my whole life a stone’s throw from Grill 93. Both these guys tell stories about crazy guys they knew and I can always relate it to guys I knew or stil know. There’s a certain kind of grit, character and humor that comes out of this area, especially from Boston and North through the “Merrimack Valley” where Grill 93 is that is pure gold. It’s very evident in Burr’s stand up. He’s still 90% Boston man!

“The arm wanted revenge” just had me cry laughing for 5 minutes

I’m from Boston. Absolutely nothing has changed. People here don’t use guns-they throw their hands, and no one calls the cops.

I love how how Bill says he wasn't of age at 20 but yet I was getting in bars in England back in the 80's at 14 (legal age was 16) and we had to deal with the feisty drunken bastards on a Friday night after payday.

I'm from Boston and I will say, Bostonians are just built different. The community is full of characters like Bill describes. The culture of Boston just breeds a certain type of person 😂

"Boston is a fighty place"-I was in a Boston supermarket picking out produce and an old woman just randomly started ramming her cart into me to get me to move. I had been standing there for less than 3 seconds. People in Boston will fight you over anything. God holds the Irish close to his heart.😂🤣😂🤣😂

guy punches a girl in the face Joe: “Oh, he knows how to punch.”

I laughed loud AF at work 🤣 after he said, we asked him, why didn't you throw the other arm because I wanted to get this arm lick back 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this had me in tears laughing and writing my comment 😂

My buddy and I used to ride the commuter rail into North Station ( the old Garden ) when we 14 we'd walk around town go to headlines make our way back to to North Station and proceed to get cocked at the Iron Horse. Saw many shit show party fights. Boston in late 70s early 80s was a crazy town.

“The guy brought equipment.” 😂😂

Similar to Joe’s story about the girl getting punched - I witnessed a girl get slammed in the face by a drunk dude while I bartending, and the bar became a WWF free-for-all. I’d never seen anything like it. The funniest move I’ve ever seen in a fight happened, too, when a guy went out onto the bar patio, grabbed one of those massive 6 ft. tall space heaters, held it like a battering ram and jousted his way through the hoard. It was so f’n entertaining that I poured myself a beer, sat on the counter next to the register and watched it as if I were watching a heavyweight tile match on television. To this day, I’ve never seen a bar fight that insane. If Dalton and Wade Garret showed up, I wouldn’t have even been surprised.

It's great hearing Boston stories as I lived outside of Boston but went there all the time as the suburbs were boring. Saw most of the best fighting in the Garden. I loved when Lyndon Byers played for the Bruins.

Everyone in Boston is Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Joe “always the commentator” Rogan

I love how Bill Burr can admit he’s not a fighter and still be considered a “mans man”.

If I were to recall and tell stories about all the brawls I witnessed, and was part of, when I was growing up in Jersey during the 70s and 80s it would take an hour, or more, to do the stories any justice. As Burr and Rogan said, when you get a lot of people drunk and high on drugs in over populated industrial cities, the probability of brawling goes up exponentially.

Got to love stories from my hometown. Growing up in Beantown was not easy in the 80s and 90s but Bill Bur makes these stories so hilarious.

"Old Boston fight stories", yeah, they don't call us "Massholes" for nothing, lmao

This the most enjoyable podcast for ages. Just great stories.

Watching Bill Burr reliving his young days was awesome. Just a crazy time to be young and just finding trouble and brotherhood every night. Family on the streets.Very cool.

This whole episode is like drinking a beer with your dad and him telling the stories you've never heard

Growing up in Boston in the 70’s and eighties Friday night was fight night

Did Bill and his friends randomly beat up a family game of Monopoly?? 😂😂😂

Newton North, and Newton South . Two of the wealthiest school districts in the country.

Bills the friend that takes forever to pass the joint

I started chuckling when Bill described that cop having a handful of that guys neck & jugular

A few of us went to see this hardcore band in Boston around 1995/96, we got in and then not even a minute into the first song...a guy got thrown out of a window! I've been hooked on that band ever since.💪✌️

“First of all don’t touch me” lmao that killed me 😂

That’s when you know he’s a homie. “What am I doing? I’m gonna get murdered but he’s my friend”

I felt it when Bill said, "I think I'll be the funny guy"

"I wanted this hand to get it's revenge" 😂😂😂😂😂

"Didn't wash my hands after that one" 😂 underrated line

I laughed so hard at "it was the wrong party" ALSO the fact that Joe, the guy traveling to twd tournaments, NOT wanting to kick ass but just trying to get away? Instantly understood that, the selfdefense guys are always the ones that DONT wanne fight.

Lived in Boston for 25 years now, it’s not really like this anymore, the good will hunting type of ”you want to go? Let's go” type fights don't happen much, it’s a safe city, cops get on your ass quick. Only fights I’ve seen in the past few years are plastered college kids playing patty cake at quincy market. But back early late 90s and 00s... yeah there was a code like a hockey fight - cops would give ya a go which was about 15 seconds... as long as it was all fists.

You can tell Joe really has a martial artists mentality when his first thought after seeing a girl get punched was to be impressed by the guy's form 😂

"my boxing coach had his finger bit off in a fight" jesus christ, imagine the guy who bites off a trained boxers finger

Bill Burr is such an amazing story teller. Could listen to him all day. "The characters I grew up with, they weren't trying to be funny. He was dead serious when he said that."

I related with Bill so much on this one. I grew up in L.A. and I had some very basic training in kickboxing but I really wasn't a fighter. I knew enough to know my own limits. But my friends were always getting into some shit and I felt like I had to back them up since they're my friends. I always hated getting involved in those kinds of fights that I had nothing to do with. I'm more like Joe today. If I see a fight breaking out that I'm not not involved in, I'm looking for the exits.

man bills such a great storyteller, i can literally picture everything he says ,the way bill creates these parallels, "its like a tornado ,you dont know where its gonna go" the imagery lol, that had me laughing so hard, such a funny guy

“We were three abreast” burrs out here speaking Shakespearean

I used to live in Chelsea, I know the bar Bill's talking about, hilarious.

It’s insane this is a year old it feels like yesterday but 3 years old at the same time if that makes sense...fighting the wrong party is my favorite story so far since I’m only a few years out of being a drunk 20 year old getting after it in a bad way

I went to Terry O’Reilly’s hockey camp in the late 60’s. He was a complete badass! But in camp with the kids, he was the kindest coach!

As a New Yorker who moved to the Boston area back then...Joe and Bill are 100% correct, wild days!

Love this two together. Bill actually has some respect for Joe.

I grew up in Boston, and went to bars in the 1970s. It was like that. I was no fighter, but when the time came you had to throw down. I'm just remembering the old funny stories now. You can't make this shit up. good times - lots of laughs.

We call that a home invasion 💀😂

Bill: “I’m gonna tell a quick version” Joe: **whispers** “tell the whole version”. Bill: “no”

“Cuz I never did... coke” bill that has to be the worst lie I’ve ever heard 😂😂

my dad and literally everyone i work with grew up in Massachusetts they all talk about the millions of fights they have been in it gets to the point where you just dont believe it anymore lmfao

I was watching a hockey game the other night and a bug started crawling across the inside of my glasses and I immediately remembered this story lmao

I'm in Texas. Whenever a fight goes down, I look for where I would need to take cover if the shooting starts

This is one of the greatest moments in the podcasts history

“I shouldn’t tell these stories. But anyways...!” 😂

“Some guys will go looking for a fight.” I remember the first time I witnessed this. It blew my mind that some guys literally just wanna fight. It’s also why I no longer go to bars. It’s just not worth it.

“He uncorked the perfect right hand”

I spent 40 years in Boston. Right next to Chelsea and listen to people in Florida talk about fights and just laugh. Sooo many fights and crazy things happened!!

I'm a year younger than Bill and I saw some of that mentality from the Boston kids when I went to visit my brother at UMass Amherst. Grew up 1/2 hour north of Boston and in our little towns, every once in a while two guys would go at it or we'd get into with the kids from the next town over (Newburyport), but like Joe says, some guys would just go out to start a fight. Only visited a few times but saw a few brawls and heard about many more from my brother. Looking down from Patterson Hall into the parking lot of the Southwest hi-rise was like being on safari. You'd look out the window at 1am and see two drunks just go at it, run out of gas and hanging onto each other as campus 2.5's showed up.

The only thing missing from this is traditional Irish music simmering up as the story telling begins.

When Bill was talking about his hilarious fight stories i was imagining the song "i'm shipping up to boston" in my head 😂

That wrong party story sounds like typical Boston chit.

Bill Burr is the only guy who (and it pains me to say this) makes Joe Rogan NOT look like the coolest guy in the room anymore.

Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle both are 2 of the greatest comedians of all time, hands down!

10:10 is the funniest most accurate summation of the Boston fighting mentality

Burr’s cultural references are spot on New England. Heffenrefer “Green Death” would only be known by a true local of this region

I love how Bill Burr mentions Mike Millbury’s name in passing and it totally went over Joe’s head