Uuhhhhh and uummmmm ahhh

BAHAHAHA!! I wish I could upvote this comment 100x....

I

Lmao I'm weak

Michael Dalton 🤣🤣

Its called narcissism You cant shut up but to tell a pull you just did I know it from own

Ego fucks you

Si lol

And then they get caught

Well said

miss this kind of humor

The fact the a “black guy” would have more problems selling in his own neighborhood than a white neighborhood make absolutely no sense lol

@@justlove8973 exactly, idk about you but I prefer my drug dealers to be of the dark brown skin tone lol

@@justlove8973 less police in white neighborhoods lol if any

@@ojerico6097 idkkk about that I got hella on mine

This comment is Gold 💥

Thanks to Joe Rogan I'm now working out, being healthy, loving life, dealing drugs smoothless and I have 2 kids with 3 wifes

​​@@morgasixxD

Drew W lmfao

He ain’t that cool he made it all up with all those uhhhhhhhh errrrrrrrrrs

Put this on 1.25x speed and he will speak normally

This dude wouldn't stand a chance as a legit high level drug dealer.

Joe Gasly 👍🏼 I even knocked it up to 1.5x

Padraig G lmfao tru

If you know you know

GottshaYou biatch!!! 🤣🤣

Or he made it all up

That would be crazy 😂🤣😂🤣😂

LMFAO

😂😂😂😂

Ayo fam lemme get dat 20 sack of that gas gas ya feel me g?

@@fatguybob2778 you already know!!!!

He was talking about taking loads across the country, though.

Put this on 1.25x speed and he will speak normally

@@joegastly6166 thx

Joe Gasly such an underrated comment

Joe Gasly your the fucking man lol I almost gave up in this video

Nailed it

no shit hey his voice is annoying af for some reason

I put the video In 1.5 speed and it was better...still not perfect though.

Thats what i was thinking. I hope he writes better than he speaks otherwise theyd only be a couple of words a page with eeeeerrrrrrmmmm errr uuuummmm in between. Surely someone has told him how annotlying he is when he speaks eeerrrr uuummmm nnn what uummmn a eeerrrrrr cunt

ta ta to the point junior

Then you wouldn't do good at a drug stop.

They say 3 people can keep a secret if 2 are dead.

Lol

Genius

Fucking GENIUS!!!!

What he said^ I think he’s already hot they already got that affidavit believe of

He's totally talking about himself... He's smirk says it all 🤦‍♂️...

It is him self

He's bs and making it all up

@@Sandrocker Talking to the police at all is a loss.

@@creative8569 do you claim this just out of your ass or do you have any proof?

@@rogainegaming6924 😂😂😭

lol nobody goes to bowling alleys anymore. You'd be the only two people in there.What you should do is go to a Megadeth concert. The police couldn't hear shit at that show.

Sorry, but that's not correct information. You gonna fuk around and get someone caught up with stuff like that. If your absolutely garbage hearing quality human ear (humans hearing sucks) can hear what is being said then you can damn well believe their microphones can as well. Yes, there is a lot of background noise but they are able to isolate sounds and remove/enhance and hear what was being said. Now in a live situation where they need the intel ASAP, this technique will provide some delay. However, if we're talking like a drug deal where you have time to clean up the audio while the person goes to jail and arraignment... no beuno! The only 2 ways I know that truly mitigate the risk is a thorough search and removal of all items. Also, the use of EMP and a faraday cage/electronic jammer is another way to go about it. This way is a bit more expensive, to say the least, but in a serious transaction no corners will be cut when it comes to security.

Thanks Mr 1995

@@jcout25 not true at all. I wonder what lame ass place you’re referring to but the bowling alleys in my area are full on the weekends

Folks got jammers and shit out here nobody worried about that shit

Adil Hamdi and he acts like a nerdy college kid talkin bout how he always reads so much and writes book. We know it’s him

Adil Hamdi hahahahaha 😂

😂😂

Adil Hamdi why is that accurate af 😂

Lmfao

Adam 0523 that's right because we all know a bunch of black dudes that sell mushrooms right LOL what a fucking dipshit this kid is

I was thinking the same. Pointing out he's black to take away suspicion from him because he's a white guy. I'M ONTO HIM!

Or there's no friend. Literally I doubt this guy has even A friend.

If that the case why does he say the guy is black, nice one?

Air Em Out So there’s a mf out there that grades cheese “graters”????

fed hardly care about drug dealers they aren’t gonna spend that much money on finding one drug dealer cos it will cost them loads to find and arrest him

The guy doesn’t exist he’s making all this shit up for a book

@@mouthfullofgold1109 u serious or joking

Half a billion people in the US, can you guess which one it is? Srs tho, a random number of details are altered or exaggerated for dramatic effect. Bringing charges against someone based on what’s written about them in a fictionalized biography would be very difficult, as any detail could be explained away as coincidental or fiction. Nobody except the author knows what’s confession and what’s fiction, besides that even what’s written may be based off of a false account. Thought technically possible to find him given an infinite amount of resources, why bother frying a small fish? For all the feds know this dealer person may not exist at all. TLDR; cops won’t follow leads for a person who may or may not exist; even so prosecuting them based off of info in a fictionalized bio would be a nightmare to deal w in court or prove.

@@cosmicqueso3570 just my best gues

Lol!

Uhhhmmmmmmm

Put it at 1,25x speed, you welcome

LMFAO

"Chapter uhmm one"

Hahaha

Lol

😭😭

🧢

I knew it

😂😂😂

Forreal lmao

Stg I read this and he said it at the same time 😂

I’m dying 💀

Me, three.

No he said what he said meaning what he meant based of what he said which was a complete sentence. You’re mentality i hood thats why Matt Taibbi is successful as you’re hearing his story on Joe Rogan’s podcast

:👁️👄👁️

the whole interview he smiles

Lol they are 😂

lol they always are

fym bruh they're on all of us

@@jerhms the government is"**

*on his friend

Hheeeeeeee uhhhhhhhhh. Aaahhhhhh ayiiiiiiii aaaaaUuummmm aawwwwww

I tried the revers way take a shot evertime he's says something that's not uhhhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhhh ayiiiiii. Aummmmmmm..mmmmmmm aaaa

U trynna kill me nigga

Im shuoit facde

I took a shot of beer each time, and I still died of alcohol poisoning.

I was about to off myself 1 minute in just listening to "uhhhhhh uummmmm" every 5 seconds. It'd drive me fucking insane bringing this guy on and not knowing first that he's an awful speaker.

I'm going crazy listening uhhhh to this crap 😂😂

You are a god

Lmao it actually does make it seem normal speed

I just hit 1.5 the uhhhhhhhs turn into just uhs

Roy Lu 🤣🤣🤦🏽

Turtle neck shirt and hush puppies

Accurate af

LMAOO

Im dead

Its the rule number 3

Unless you’re the author..👀🤐

He said the dude came to him wanting to write it

I mean just make sure u dont have ur cellphone out

Exactly....bogus ass story.....any idiot that would do that would’ve been caught even on a small level

Lmao

Put it in 0.5x and he's robotriping

Put in 1.25x and he speaks normally

Hahahahahahah u too real for this

Gašper Prijon bruh why he really doo

nitro spark ill be nervous . Wouldn’t even mention it.

The NSA will be raking through his contacts to target his African American friends. I don't understand why he had to say the guy was African American. He just put his friend in danger.

Jen Dark Energy 384400 nsa doesn't care... Plus, the guy wanted to be on the podcast in a mask. You really think nobody would figure out he's black?

Tox Gabriel Ravenblood Lol of course the NSA doesn't care. The NSA is just a tool for the powerful to use. The CIA/NSA/GCHQ/MI5 take orders from higher ups. I didn't hear him say he wanted to go on the podcast..my bad. Chill out love.

But good job claiming nsa will investigate but not care at all...

lmfaoooo make em say UGHHHHH

@Lucas Cruz Your name sounds like a Paradise Getaway for Pedaphiles. I don't Always take Lucas Cruz Line, "But When I Do, I Prefer Dos Lel Keeds". Stop Being Thirsty my Friend

best comment

@@slimmyhendrix4067 😂😂

Best comment

jacob sleep that makes absolutely no sense dude

He sure does. Like a united airlines pilot

Scotty Mayfield I just recently took a flight and his comment makes perfect sense lmao. When the pilots are talking over the intercom, they usually have monotone voices and use sound effects like “ummmm” and “ahhhh” a lot when speaking.

Devin Williams I've flown all my life. Been on over 70 trips. Never heard such a thing. His comment doesn't make perfect sense, it makes no sense

Scotty Mayfield I’m not sure what kind of flights you’re flying, but I’ve flown a few times where the pilots was talking like this. For instance, if they’re telling you what the weather is like, or if there’s going to be turbulence, sometimes they say “uhhhh” or something mid sentence as if they’re reading the information off to you and they’re trying to figure out what they’re going to say next. I bet I can even find a video on here of what I mean.

Fuckin samw

Idk....luke at frank lucas noone thought a black man would be a distributor... supply and demand. If your in the area thats looking for certain drugs you supply it.

trust me youd be surprised

Lmfaooo this nigga da plug facts how many niggas got shrooms on deck

@@spliffsenseiroejogan9380 latino in the hood checking in 👀

@@curtisj2002 Frank lucas didn't sell mushrooms you dunce

"Nobody believed me until I put on the mask"

ceejay 1872 my thoughts exactly

ceejay 1872 was looking for this comment lmao

Hahaha EXACTLY

Basically, my thoughts.. basically it is,. Well, umm basically, emmmm, basically it's

some bright spark needs to edit all of that out, it'd be a three minute video I could watch, because i"m in minute two and am close to giving up :D

Legendary vine

Put this on 1.25x speed and he will speak normally

Uhhh Grilled cheese sandwich

Joe Gasly why did that actually work

@@joegastly6166 lol thats crazy

bnet sucks Lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i noticed, and didn’t mind it until i came to the comment section

Exactly. All these haters piss me off.

I love how everyone acts like this cat is dumb because he articulates his phrases differently, but i bet none of our bank accounts have as many digits as his.

EXACTLY

Comment section is always loser know it all reddit types

Great fuckin comment!

@@juansalinas2027 ain't much but it's honest work😅 your name is familiar, are you a bike salesman?

@@anotherone9460 no im not a bike salesman. But for asking! Lol

@@juansalinas2027 👌🤟

Ill never understand why people get mad at Vlad for his interviews. People act like Vlad is forcing these dudes to snitch on themselves. Vlad's just there to ask questions, they don't need to answer the questions that'll get them caught up, but they do anyway 😂😂😂

Walter White?????

Jesse!

init man what this guys talking about is not a high level dealer the guy sells mushys and bud on the side i did that at 12 man if they knew what really went on these dudes dont know about no vanilla extract and only REAL drug dealers will know what i mean by that

They would've made more if they didnt go to college

@@JohnJones-gg1tb and then have a higher chance to get caught and go to jail

You aint do shit at 12 stfu

WHATDIDYOUJUSTSAYTOMEYOULITTLEPUFF 😭 vanilla smoothie

I'd be disappointed if it didn't 😂

My mans did it all, lock him up chief

MFran248 this guy is a psychopath

Dortmund ist scheiße

Dortmund schmutz

He was too intelligent, and likely incredibly autistic. At that level of IQ, you're just tripping balls on reality. He was also broken by the MK ULTRA style experiments performed on him in college when he was like 15.

Truth

The jig is up .

I know this comment is 5 years old But isn't this a terrible example? Dude was INSANELY brilliant mathematician...but his brain got wrecked by lsd and he was totally out of his gourd living like a tree hobo at the end

He was a unknowing participant in MK ultra. He was controlled and used then thrown in the nut house

Well to be fair he is baked

To be honest that’s the first thing that came to my mind too, like this dude made soo much money dealing he put himself thru law school... if he actually did that it would’ve been smart as shit

Nahhhhh.... Joey’s had his moments

Legal businesses could be to lawyer tho

Joe "like a lawyer" Rogan

jewish Fisherman 🤣🤣

jewish Fisherman I feel u homie

feel you bro

gotta find someone to sell it for you. dont meet more people than you can count on 1 hand. if there's already a kingpin, fall back or takeover

dn :)

Or phone tap. His no-arrest days are numbered.

@@veryfrozen3271 i like u frozen

So because he's white he's a racist and couldn't possibly have more than one black friend? That's a pretty racist thing to say....

Lmao

LMAO!!!

Moose Garner really??? Wow ur the first person to say that! Lol

Moose Garner simp

@Moose Garner simp

Moose Garner simmmppp

Moose Garner fuckin simps smh

sorrybadbeat Yeah! 😉😄 1.5x LOL Same thing with Floyd Mayweathers father.

WoW

sorrybadbeat Hahaha!🤣😂🤣😂 This is great! I wish there was a way to isolate this guy's voice at 1.5X speed and have Joe's voice at normal speed🤔

Hahahaha thx

1.25 is better

Lmao

"HI...CAN I? GET A CHEESBURGER...?! ...PLEASE?"

😂

LOL

Errr ummmm lol

I think it's just certain items like if I see a teenage lad with one of them man bag things and he has certain clothes on....then he's involved in drugs :p

@@garethjones4433 no thats not Possible at all. how can you judge some one off their clothes to come to the conclusion thier a drug dealer ?? wtf type of shit is dat 😂 u fucking stoopid

@@streetztalk4143 found the dealer

More like this guy calls the dealer and is like 'hey uuuuuuuuuuuuuh.................' FBI: our wire tap timed out we have to stop listening.

I couldn’t watch it

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh!

Hee's uuuuuun idiot.

I made it to 2:55 😂

Seriously, who the fucked allows themselves to talk like that? I can't watch anymore..

THAT'S MY PURSE!

Pimp of the Hill bobby NOOOOO

LOL Damn it Bobby

Pimp of the Hill haha how does this not have the highest up vote lol

Pimp of the Hill "i aint no chilly pimp, dont give me that jelly roll"

James Shoup uuhhhhh uhhhmmmmm Ohhk

The forest is the trees fam

im too high trying to watch this i cant see the trees through the forest

The forest *for* the trees.

If you've got 4 cars helping you move product across the US, you're probably making enough money to call yourself "high profile"

Tay Ayy i was thinking the same, sounds nothing more than the party supplier to his friend's & associates... i was waiting on tales about cutting up kilos and dodgy cartel dealings. This just seems like a middle class dude playing at drug dealing. "High level" guys will have stories about murder, extortion, mob & cartel ties, & all that craziness. The guy being interviewed even described it as this kids "hobby" at one point

Saintsinnz high level drug dealers never have to deal with any of that... You talking bout some rookie hard drug dealers 😂😂😂

Kade smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

Kade exactly