Glad to see Jschlatt laughing at TikToks and not finding humour and pleasure out of killing people. Very inspirational

I'm not sure how Schlatt hasn't gone completely insane by now, big respect.

Schlatt being traumatized by cooking videos timeline 5:33 First Attack 8:23 Second, More Brutal, Yet More Schlatt Prepared Attack 13:44 Less Severe, Even More Prepared Attack 16:44 Deadliest, Most Horrifying, Most Brutal Attack 24:06 Prepared Finisher 25:15 Trick Attack 25:49 Fake-Out

13:24 schlatt warned us, why didn’t we listen?

"He doesn't even see us" was probably actually half correct. Horses have blind spots directly in front and behind them. That's why they say you should never stand behind a horse. Equally though, standing in front of them and touching them on the nose is equally as likely to scare them, especially if you're silent. That being said, the horse could probably see his girlfriend and hear and smell them, so, really it balances out.

I love the way his laughs have gotten increasingly manic with each installment, half the time there will be no leadup- he'll be blank faced and suddenly be at full volume laughter in under 10 frames like at 16:29

Are we gonna ignore the fact that shlatt might be responsible for the creation of skibidi toilet 13:33

I love how Jschlatt hates tik toks where two videos are playing at once but thats also what his reaction videos are because his camera and the actual video PLUS there is chat so thats 3 things going on at once and you can only really focus on one at a time

It's so "horrible" how people "accuse" "Jschlatt" for doing "it" while also "blaming" him for what happened in "1999"

Respect for Schlatt going through hours of pain and suffering for us

16:27 "And now you're ranting about needing to wait 15 sec-"🐬🐬🐬🐬

I look at the toilet clip and I dread that jschlatt was the start of a decaying era

The fact that Schlatt sprinted through all those Royal Guards, while traversing the high hills of Scotland. And still has the energy to stream this high quality content, is... Inspirational.

Schleyt really knows how to "rank" these "unhinged" TikToks

22:03 My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

22:50 There's a much _sweeter_ alternative out there, Sea World is using candy-ish straws for their world dining in the Orlando location. There are also some sparkly plastic straws that are supposed to be biodegradable, but I cannot personally vouch on those.

Cooking Meme Timemarks: 5:33 Burger 8:23 Fries 13:43 Potato Chips 16:43 Chicken 24:06 Sausages 25:14 You like men? 25:45 Chicken 2 (Outro)

Calling it JFK "event" is devious💀

I done schlittily Schlatt myself after schlatching this schlideo

13:36 I guess that’s when it started

Why does every jschlatt video feel like a reoccurring dream that gets more and more strange and obscure every time you dream it

Glad to see “schlatt” is able to make “content” for us even while the British “police” are after him for what “he” did a couple weeks ago in the “United Kingdom”

me: "cut like 1 inch of hair" barber: 6:44

Bro got cooking video’d 5 times

We gonna talk about how quick Schlatt made that shirt? IT WAS A DAY AFTER... HE PLANNED IT

The funny thing is that the 'small streamer' guy is clearly joking but he's essentially spawned a subgenre of people who mock him

21:36 Used to live in pcb, that boat is a rental for parties that's pretty famous in the area, rode by it a couple times going out fishing and diving.

2:26 i had to take a second look at the logo

How nice of Schlatt to use the very human fast sleep aid machine on the queen after she’s been having trouble sleeping

"schlatt" is such a great content creator, and definitely "didn't" "kill" the "queen"

17:15 legend says schlatt schlerked off to that clip back in ‘99 and schlummed all over his desk

boss music 21:22 edit: does someone know what that guy is using? (i need it)

I like when Schlatt intentionally overreacts so far past the line of reality that you can tell just how dead inside he is

13:32 schlatt predicts skibidi toilet.

13:34 fucking skibidi toilets before they were invented "slay" is a time traveler

3:02 it made me so happy to see his smile with his new pc!

weirdly enough, horses eyes are designed to see out the sides of the head to give the widest field of view possible. this gives them a small blind spot directly in front of them. this dude could have been right.

Dude schlatt is literally the Shaquille O'Neal of content creators. HE OWNS EVERYTHING

18:12 was such a good video i feel much better after that

7:24 well horses can't see as good with their head facing toward what their looking as, they normally look at things with the side of their head.

Glad “schlatt” is making “content” more “frequently” again. It’s been really “nice” seeing “schlatt” “enjoy” “him”self.

"content creation is harder than your 9-5" is quite possibly the hardest i have ever seen schlatt laugh at something

3:00 that cranium says it all

10:34 he actually said thank you but it got lost in transltion.

I like how the chat was spamming "it's free" to the wild horse video.

I can’t believe what “Schlatt” did to “the queen”. Really takes me back to what he did in 99’

If you want see something wholesome go to 18:13 and if you want see some even more wholesome go to 13:32

A year later and schlatt and his cursed memes are still hilarious

Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job

Why am I afraid that Schlatt's editor is ACTUALLY held hostage EdIT: OH mY GoD gUyS thANKs sO mUCH fOR 4K omg iM sO hAPpY eDiT2: mOM iM fAMouS

13:20 The First ever Skibidi Toilet

13:40. the OH GREAR THERES TWO OF THEM has me dying

I’m glad “schlatt” finds “humor” in these TikToks it really emphasizes the fact that he really is just another “human”

From a Walmart associate, thanks Schlatt for respecting our daily grind and sacrifices to the Walmart gods. It’s CAP OR DIE for me so feeling tired is all but a lame excuse to not give it your all till your body is broken, no matter how many departments you get thrown into that day keep that energy and smile going, keep up the facade for the customers because you love your job and we’re never not happy to help out.

22:11 Bro Has Never Seen A Clean House Before

Jschlatt is the true chaotic good. AYE WAIT A MINUTE 13:34 DID NOT AGE WELL

8:16 I find that "Schlatt" acts like a cat whenever it sees its reflection for the first time; Full panic and anger mode.

I can't believe Schlatt would do this much for us. I never had to work this hard at my 9 to 5.

24:13 holy shit I almost cried after seeing this. What the actual fuck?

Watching this at 11 : 45 while eating chocolate fudge pop tarts goes crazy

13:38 the prophecy

7:14 technically he was right, horses cant see a small distance in front of them due to their eye position edit: damn these replies making me question if my source was real or not

Schlurgelious predicted the skibidi toilet

21:21 that sounds like it came right out of a horror movie

glad to see schlatt is fulfilling his sleep derprived new years resolution of bear hugging more company's into his ownership

18:20 i can already tell there’s gonna be a screenshot of this on every dsmp amino tumblr whatever the fuck with a bunch of hearts and cute emojis

5:55 I always wondered how they made that specific bubble gum that's sort of round but with corners

12:15 I’ve been watching Roblox car crashes, and after doing extensive research I have found out that these are not recreations of actual crashes… well at least the sounds aren’t. The sounds mostly come from dashcams or cars driving off roads, or non-life-threatening impacts.

The Very Human guy is one of my favorite Tik Tok creators. He unironically puts so much effort into his videos, and even though you know what the punchline is going to be it's still incredibly funny.

Since when are Tiktokers not "Unhinged" or "Mentally Unstable" literally just the average TikTok user Jschlatt is describing.

Love that Jschlatt loves the small twitch streamer meme and isn't out causing September 22

16:29 "HAHAHAHAHA MY CHAT CRASHED" said the joklatt to batman

21:30 for those who are wondering what that is Its called the glide the man keithgroover made it himself its actually really cool and I have one

14:52 THAT WAS THE GREATEST JOKE I'VE HEARD IN A WHILE. YOU MADE ME LAUGH FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES.

i hear 1 to 1 recreation of traumatic events and i immediately think of the el reno stormchaser incident

Thanks jshulgget i was crying earlier now i feel a lot better after watching this thanks agian bro

Loved the surprise appearance of Kschlatt at 8:05

7:05 The fact that horses don't have foward-facing eyes, but that horse is staring at them, seemingly with foward-facing eyes, is implying that not only is that not actually a horse, but it's predatory as well...

14:16 that what Caves and Cliffs should looks like - small bowl-shaped valleys with a waterfalls, all in your render distance, not just freaking amplified mountains only world. the Caves and Cliffs what we could have =(

"Hip, Hip, Horray. Hip, Hip, Horray" Bro the Queen just died, way are they saying "Hip, Hip, Horray"⁉❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

24:06 pattern recognition kicks in

25:33 The greatest plot twist in the history of Schlagg

I’m convinced that people who complain about paper straws are sucking on them wrong.

8:20 "Jshart" is "confused" after seeing his "clone" "KSchlarp" come for "revenge" after what "happened" in "1999"

Wow even when watching tik toks and doing nothing whatsoever "schlamm" can still make us laugh! Thats why we love this "man"

I would recommend watching schlatt videos at 2 am over any other time. Very enjoyable

22:35 actually caught me off guard, schlatt’s got good taste

Schlatt, 8 september is my birthday, thank you for the best gift I ever had in my 16 years of life

14:45 wow that was hilarious . Can't believe I just got an ad. Wow. Crazy.

Schlatt really did pre record the content truly a great man R.I.P Schlatt 1999-2022

I love how every time neverita ( the song where everybody is kissing) comes up, slate is like " oh hell nah"

13:34 is the forshadow of skibidi toliet

12:48 schlatts face went from 😄 to 😨 so fast

Never stop making content Schlatt. You bring a lot of real joy to a lot of people. Always helps seeing a video of yours pop up.

Horses see sideways, they can't see you when staring right at you

I like the way Schlatt treats us and chat like a bunch of toddlers on sugar who know exactly how to press their dad's buttons. He's the dad who's had a very long day at work and just wants to relax with his beer and reruns of family feud

The queen went through ww2 and other historical events, but seeing another jshlatt video is where she drew the line

14:00 if you want that nice view, you got three Choices Austria,Switzerland, somewhere at a random nice mountain in the middle of Bavarian nowhere

25:09 this is how you know Schlatt was a major subway guy when he was in NY. Dude never drove so he doesnt know that the cold gremlins fuck with your engine so you gotta let the fires of hell from the engine kill em off to make the CEL light go away

13:33 skibidi toilet was predicted. great.