ALL 10,000 FREE SHIPPING SAMPLES ARE GONE! From now on, code "SCHLATT" will get you 10% off Gamersupps forever: gamersupps.gg/schlatt

These TikToks may be cursed, but they're nowhere near as CURSED as what Schlatt did to those women back in 1999

Schlatt buying an energy drink company just so he can get easier access to 'blue' is possibly one of the biggest power moves in KZfaq history

we need an hour long clip of just schlatt going insane over weezer memes

I love the chat freaks out at the sight of a woman more than anything else. We’re like shiny Pokémon on this channel.

This gsups ad actually sold it to me. Impressive, very nice.

I thoroughly enjoyed watching Schlatt lose his mind at the Weezer memes

schlatt as a business man is scary

Schlart looks so badass in a suit, he looks like the james bond villain who would be a psychopath and actually push bond to the limit

I love how the Weezer memes started out just unfunny but gradually became funnier with repition and Shagg's reactions

It's actually so impressive when a KZfaq sponsorship is so entertaining that I don't want to skip through it

The voices are getting louder. They say I need to add more timestamps (with fun nicknames!). 0:00 Intro - Monkey Dive 0:11 Intro - Gatorade Chimp 0:21 The Worst Way to Start Your Morning 0:28 Sock Tearin' 0:35 Canine Stare 0:52 Super Mario Never Gets Old 1:07 Very Human Designs: Defecation Toilet 1:35 Egg and Mayo Water 1:52 Maid Shuffle 2:11 Cheeked Up 2:30 The Grinder 2:38 The Grinder 2 3:05 Sponsor Break 5:43 Monkey Flip 5:54 Watermelon Thigh Crush 6:24 Jschlatt Diss 6:43 Trap 7:00 Inspirational Monkey 7:22 Whose hand is he trying to shake? 7:43 Kitty Dance 8:02 Walter's Final Moments 8:25 Henry the Rabbit 8:35 Two Toys, One Child 8:58 Messin' With Monkeys 9:17 Muscle Dance 9:35 Cat's Sneezing Fit 9:49 Messin' With Monkeys Again 10:02 Dumpster Fire 10:12 Messin' With Monkeys Yet Again 10:19 Never feed these popsicles to your pets! 10:29 Jack Manifold controversy stream 10:43 Cat Takes a Bite - Show & Tell highlights - 10:47 A cat 11:23 This cone 11:50 Cool lizard 11:54 Stolen "one way, do not enter" sign 12:12 *non-functional* AT4 12:23 Old TV 12:30 A traffic light 12:42 "HI, Schlutt!" 12:45 Arabian Fat Tail Scorpion 13:01 iFish 13:17 Fursuit - Back to the Tiktoks - 13:05 What is the hardest thing for a woman to do? 13:58 Birthday Fail 14:09 Perfectly Cut Meows 14:18 Kitty Bath 14:27 Depressing Poem 14:40 Monkey Relaxing 14:52 Can you guys pretend to be my mom for a sec 15:00 Suck. *sucking noises* 15:14 Nothing to see here! 15:25 Rabbit ASMR 15:30 My homemade book 15:45 Optimum Prido! *retching noises* 15:55 always check your halloween candy 16:00 the jets beat the new york giants 16:08 Tweezer 16:14 Arnold the Dog 16:28 Peezer 16:31 Weezer PSA 16:43 Guess the song 16:59 Playing a riff from a random album 17:13 Weezer at Home Depot

Schlatt being driven to insanity at the end is priceless That is If sanity was even programmed in him in the beginning

Never thought Schlatt would ACTUALLY buy gamer supps LMAO

I'm thoroughly enjoying the hivemind mentality this community has

0:26. Little extra fact, the day after pearl harbour (dec 8) was a monday, so imagine watching your entire naval power (to an extent) get deciminated and having to report in for work tomorrow against a enemy that is at the time equal in naval power. Worst mondays of all time.

Schlatt unironicly owns gamer supps

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Schlatt putting his business before his hot secretaries

Schlatt is one of the few people that can make an ad actually enjoyable

15:56 this is the moment weezer began

"cereal is the worst way to start the morning" US Sailer at pearl harbour in 1941 : nuh uh

I think it's funny that schlatt can say 1000 times that he seriously owns gamer supps and more than half of his audience still won't believe him

Jschlatt: “These aren’t funny!” Also Jschlatt: *proceeds to laugh at every single one of them*

11:34 i just love how when a woman pops up the entire chat starts acting like they’ve never seen a woman before

"the wheezer jokes arent funny, i dont think I've laughed at any of them" *continues to laugh at each one*

Schlatt yelling “they’re not free!!” About various thing has become one of my favorite things in the world

I watched the stream, so I can confirm that Shatt did nothing wrong and definitly didn't repeat back what he did to those monkeys back in 1296

I think I've commented this story on here several times but I just love my Animation highschool teacher. She literally bought a genuine, city made, street legal, Moose Crossing sign and hung it up on her classroom wall. Which makes Schlatt getting upset at people stealing street signs even funnier to me.

"How do you get a traffic light?" Don't be stupid schlatt, determination and a socket wrench.

“Do you need anything?” “No get the fuck out.” Why is this peak comedy for me.

I'm always impressed by how everyone makes an inside joke to torture Schlatt with. Hating it and then laughing at the end 🤣

4:57 GIGACHAD STATUS

8:36,iron deficiency elmo 💀

Fun fact: If a street sign falls in, say a storm, you're allowed to take them because it's either someone takes it, or it gets thrown in the trash because they have ti replace it anyways

Schlatt is arguably the most well known man on the internet, co owner of one of the biggest streamer orgs, and now owns fucking gamer supps.... Holy shit hes becoming far too powerful

Leave it to schaltt to make a sponsorship not only for himself, but also make it funny

"Mr. Schlatt, do you need anything else?" "No get the fuck out." KILLED ME💀😭💀😭 (4:37)

7:30 joe was trying to shake washington's hand. Lad's so close to death that he can see ghosts.

How hard he laughed at a child running into a wall speaks volumes about his personality.

"Do you need anything else?" "No get the fuck out" Got me

That end with the five weezer memes and schlatts reaction really killed me

I love the pure happiness on jshlats face when he watched the maid tick-tock

Schlatt is actually a BUSINESSMAN now. We're going into the best timeline.

I genuinely still can’t tell if he owns gamersupps to this day. Knowing Schlatt, you really can’t take his word for it 😭

"Mr schlatt can I get that rai-" " *NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!* 👹👹👹👹" "😊 And I need the energy to keep up with all of it"

Can't believe that Schlatt can now legally say that he owns Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000. I wanna see him collab with TheRussianBadger now

Schlatt always brings a smile on my face. Until I realise what he did to my family in '99

I haven't really watched Shlatt's vids in a while but I've been subed to him since he was on SMP live with cmc a long long time ago, and it's really cool to come back and see he bought a whole company and it still doing good.

The timing and sequence of the videos you show us is something I’ve never witnessed until now. Fucking gold dude your vids have me shitting myself whenever i watch them from laughing so god damn hard.

I find it hilarious that Schlatt now owns Gamersupps. Like, I can imagine people like RussianBadger and groups like the GOONS having to go to Schlatt to ask him questions 🤣

Dude, sweatcicle looking concerned while Schlatt was on the phone was priceless

Bro the kid with the mario birthday party makes me so sad in retrospect, kid got a mario themed birthday and was having the absolute time of his life till he smashed his face violently into that door frame- a perfect day turns to the worst day in an instant 😂

9:11 somone save the cat 😭

Sweat, Evan, and Schlatt, the crossover I never knew I wanted. I fucking love it.

This is how you promote a product you genuinely care about he got me hooked on the reveal of what it was, then I felt genuinely entertained with his reactions and his sets and the lighting. That was the best KZfaq ad I’ve ever seen

Bruh this had me rolling 💀 15:23

"Can I get a raise?" "no" Dumbleschlatt said calmly.

the vods of these streams are VERY entertaining these clips are just the best of many good moments

the "but its free" argument fucking kills me every time

At this point, Schlatt should get a bot that bans anyone who says "it's free"

3:15 goddayum that "NO!!!!" came from the heart

It’s a good day when the big guy uploads

This proves even further just how unhinged “Schlatt” viewers are

Employee: can I get that raise? Shlatt: NOOOOOO

That clip of the guy making the kitten dance is even more adorable when you find out they allow it when they get older because whatever you do with them as kittens, they find normal when they grow up

Wow, didn’t know that Jrichard Schlatt would actually decide to start a non-toxic beverage company.

schlatt : im not gonna laugh for this one also schlatt : * start laughing *

Schlatt done bought every company that has reached out to him.

8:56 is where I laughed while every laugh is like puncturing my lungs

this is my favorite sponsor! he got super creative and i would actually listen to him omg this is the most amount of likes i’ve ever gotten tyy 🥰🥰

Schlatt: I think I never laughed at a single wheezer meme Also Schlatt in less then 000.147 seconds: 16:55

Technically you get something free with the signs 😅 Free Felonies! 😂😂😂

Fox: *jumps into lava and fucking dies* Schlatt: I HAVE A FUNNY STORY ABOUT THAT ACTUALLY

I love that stealing road signs is just,,, so common with guys between the ages of like, 18-24. My apartment is a student housing place and just has random shit like traffic cones hanging around

this fandom is unhinged and i love it

Because of that ad, I legit instantly ordered gamersups, for literally free. My dad doesn’t know and may suspect that I bought drugs or something but maybe I’ll be able to talk him out of whooping my ass! Thanks jshlatt!

Never did I think I'd legitimately be buying free drinks from a youtuber I've followed for years but here we are. Ordered my sample and I'm looking forward to it Big Guy

The coffin-dancing Marios at the end were **chef's kiss**

You know, normally. I skip peoples contractual obligations... but the ones you make, jschlatt. Are funny.

Big suggestion for ya, Jschlatt. Whenever you do community stuff like this, could you use the KZfaq community tab, too? I don't use Twitter and haven't used it in years. It's terrible and you know it. I'd love to participate in events and stuff like this without having to download Twitter. You probably won't see this or care to implement, but I hope to give you some food for thought.

I absolutely love the whole “wolf of wall street” vibe that schlatt went for with the gamersupps ad 💀💀

My favorite part of this video is when schlatt goes dear lorwd

Now I want to send in a video of my chicken coop that is practically MADE of traffic signs.

03:35 spoken like a true businessman

14:34 for some reason i couldn't stop laughing for 4 minutes after hearing that. My humor is so broken lmao

3:06 the only sponsor i didnt skip in my lifetime.

Schlatt is the type of guy to say “coffee is way to expensive” and then buy a whole fucking company and give away 10000 samples

14:53 I spit my ramen out all over my bed 😭

GamerSupps, from sponsoring RussianBadger, to “Schlatt” OWNING it, this is gonna be great.

“For free you posted this?” Man just said the fundraiser goal was $100K. How quickly we forget

I feel like drinking Prime should be a crime

Seeing Jenna as the secretary felt like a hidden reference

We need more Jambo content, if he’s healthy enough of course

I am in *LITERAL HYSTERICS* , because just the last 2 minutes of the video was *JUST. WEEZER.*

this is still somehow super funny, and schlatt makes it even better

The number of times Scalt had to say "I normally have to pay to get a show like that" is concerning but nowhere near as concerning as what scalt did to those little boys back in 1999

Random person: *takes street signs and traffic cones* Schlatt: *freaks out* Chat: ITS FREE

Jschlatt stops me from ending it all

Just had a break down and started watching this. Immediately feeling better. What Schlatt can do to you dude lmao

1:54 good LORD he got some CAKE