9:50 She's saying "Je m'appelle Georgia, j'habite a Maidstone en Angleterre" It translates to -> "My name is Goergia, and I live in Maidstone in England" She's speaking French in a VERY thick London accent... I'm not surprised you didn't have a clue what she was saying :D

The other week I rang my son and said that I had lost my phone and he was running through all the places I could have lost it, then he realised and told me to piss off and then hung up on me. ❤️🇬🇧

The one at the end, the car stopped was talking to the Police, more than likely about how to gain access to somewhere since that route was closed by the Police for something. The guy in the van obv in a rush tooted his horn & then the Police came to tell him off for improper use of it & he just made off from them.

JT, it's called a see-saw!

So true about British parks, unless it's a big park it's normally crappy, poor kids and then when they are decent either teenagers or smackheads ruin them, what a great time to be alive 😂

The thing that made me laugh the most was the playground vid.. Australian with the beautiful pan flute, and the British, out of tune terrible descant recorder 😂😂 I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

A seesaw (a teetor totter) 🤣🤣 That made me chuckle, you even did the universal seesaw hand gesture 🤣

For the last tiktok, the driver most likely did not know the officer. It's pretty common here for us to talk to the officers at the 'road closed' signs and ask if they know of another route we can go since that road is closed. Or, if they know when the road will be open again. The reason the officer was angry was because firstly, the driver in the pulled over car had only JUST stopped speaking to the officer. The beeper didn't even give the poor sod 10 seconds to put his window back up and put the car in drive. It's not illegal per-se to beep a driver, but it can be seen as harassment if it is for no reason, or excessive. Secondly, it is... pretty much illegal (ish) to swear at police officers. Like, swear at them too much and you can be arrested (for disrupting the peace, or another charge like verbal assault of an officer or something akin to that). So, when the driver rolled down his window and began swearing, the officer retaliated/challenged him on it. To be honest, the driver shouldn't have beeped the car so soon, he should have waited a few seconds to see if he was going to drive or put his hazards on. BUT the officer should not have retaliated so aggressively by swearing back at him. Lastly... the van drove away while in the middle of a conversation with the officer, so I wouldn't be too surprised if he was issued a warning of some kind in the post. (?).

10:09 Lol, she was speaking French in a British accent. It sounded more like an Essex accent rather than a Kentish accent (Maidstone is in Kent), but I think she was playing it up a bit and it was certainly a South of England Esturary type accent. Anyway she said _'Je m'appelle Georgia, j'habite a Maidstone en Angleterr.'_ Which translates to _'My name is Georgia, I live in Maidstone in England.'_

As a Brit I went for a walk in the park the other day and this drunk guy was sat in a bush, in the politest way. Pleasuring himself lol 10:12 she was speaking school level French lol she said “I live in Maidstone in England” I’ve been there it’s a boring town in Kent

Swans are property of the Crown, so now they're the King's bird, Camella be ragin 😂 Edit: To the nerds in the replies, "His Majesty specifically owns any unclaimed mute swan in open water in both England and Wales in a ceremonial fashion". Happy? How dare I not be absolutely specific 🤡

That kick into the net wow and his reaction after says it all

Lol poor dad getting ball in net and no no be seen it poor man 😂

The crap play parks are due to building regulations for certain social housing developments, that stipulate that there must be a certain % of ground assigned as recreational. So the builders half-ass it by tarmacing an area and fencing it off, with the cheapest item or items they can get away with. It seems one of them didn't even bother with the token play piece lol. As opposed to making a greenway or something worth bothering with.

Bless her, it’s secondary school French saying she “lives in Maidstone in England” “J’habite en Maidstone en Angleterre”

The parks in UK wasn’t took down during lockdown, it’s kids setting them alight and ruining them 😳😂

JT, you always make me smile!! You are definitely developing a genuine British sense of humor

Fidel Castro never crossed my mind, and now I can't unsee it 🤣 Great video JT.

JT - it's great to know your business is doing so well, mate. You thought it up and mad it all, right in front of our eyes, so you've just reason to be proud! You've got to earn a living after all, and it's doing wonders for your confidence and mental well-being, I can tell. So, no need to apologise for not being around all the time, yeah? I think the girl at the Eifel Tower is taking the piss out of the French language by the way, as "en Angleterre" means "in England!"

At 9:49:- I take it she is called Georgia from Maidstone in England, It makes it harder to understand when she is speaking French in a Maidstone accent, 🇬🇧🤣👍🏼

Hey I'm a UK lass and I absolutely love your videos yourself and Anna are just the cutest together you both always put a smile on my face when I'm down so thankyou❤😊

The one by the eiffel tower was saying "my name is Georgia and I live in/am from Maidstone in England" but in French, with her normal/exacerbated home accent.

Mate, really enjoy all your videos across your channels. Never need to explain being busy mate, I'm glad you're making such a success across all your ventures. You're an inspiration mate

We know you and Anna are busy. Iove your videos. Thanks for the giggles

That fly lands on your leg like it's paying rent

She said, in french, with a maidstone accent, "I live in Maidstone in England"

4:40 we call them roundabouts and see-saws ;) edit- 11:40 get a small tub or whatever with cider vinegar in it leaving some air, with a top made of cling-film (or Seran Wrap as you call it) with a small hole poked in it. the fly will get in and drown and be unable to crawl out because of the ad-hoc lid

The welsh guy in the sping in the park is why we can't have nice parks lol😅😂

When you live next to a country that speaks French, but you've still never heard it 😂😂😂

Kittens running Away from home with the cat food

7:47 the one braid is very common in the islands like Fiji, Tonga, Samoa and New Zealand rocking with the fresh mullet

That is the Jorge you meet at the playground, I've seen him there dealing catnip.😸

"Fooooochkin mooove" hah gotta love the scouse accent

The Derek one had me crying, hilarious.

10:11 she was speaking French but in a very British accent. She said something about living in England

George the cat gonna deal you some gooooooood catnip in the park! hehehe lol ;-)

I would suspect that the black car at the road closure that the police were enforcing was asking the police for directions as he really needed to go down the road closure road. The van driver should have realised what was going on.

The lady at the EIFFEL TOWER (FRANCE, PARIS) poke in French with an English accent "I live in England"

Lunar C vs Uno Lavos is one of the funniest battles I’ve seen.

Ok, to explain the last clip. The car wishes to turn left into the closed road and the driver is likely speaking with one of the two police officers (specifically they are traffic officers - indicated by their white peaked caps) in uniform regarding the road closure and access to the road (usually this will happen if they are a resident of that street). The reason the police officer speaks to the driver regarding his improper use of the horn is because it is an offence to do so under the Road Traffic Act 1988, Road Traffic Offenders Act 1988 and Road Vehicles (Construction and Use) Act 1986 and can result in a fine. On a more serious note, however, the police officer told the driver to stop and remain there and the driver instead drove off. This is an offence under Section 163(1) of the Road Traffic Act 1988 and could see the driver fined, imprisoned and/or disqualified from driving. He could also be arrested and fined up to £1,000 for his use of profanities and disorderly behaviour in a public place under Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986. On top of that, it seems that he is so big brained that he posted the footage of him doing all of that on the internet for everyone and their mother (and the police.........and the courts) to see. Stupid is as stupid does I guess.

As someone who bought many illegal substances as a teen, lots of deals went down on crappy play areas

Yes JT, His Majesty The King now owns all the swans

The single braid hairstyle here, "a rat tail haircut"

Here in the UK I buy a spray can of "Fly and Wasp Killer", that usually lasts me about 10 years. My current can was manufactured on 18th May, 2017. 🙂

The Monarch only owns all the Swans on the River Thames, not anywhere else.

11:30 lol there it is 😂also swans are the country animal, its essentially the bald Eagle of Britain 😂

The duck was in the middle of the city. That was what was weird. 🤣

now i cant unsee Castro!

That woman in paris was saying french words with her british accent and said she lives in maidstone in england whilst absolutely slaughtering the french language 😂

The fly heard you. He's out to get you. 😂😂😂😂

The horn (hooter) in your car is to warn others of potential danger NOT to alert others to your presence!

She said, in French, 'I live in Maidstone in England' and did so with a deliberately heavy, comedy English accent. J'habite... is one of the first things you learn, when learning French, so she was taking the piss out of her French language skills. :)

With the swans, they're under the custodianship of the ruling monarch but only on the river Thames I think, someone please correct me if I'm wrong!!

She’s speaking French with a very thick southern uk accent. Basically she said she lives in Maidstone in England

Yeh the King owns all unclaimed mute swan

Definitely one of your funniest posts!! Us Brits ROCK!! 😂😂

JT I love yours & Anna's snack tasting videos. Looking forward to the next one.

Amazing video as always buddy

12:40 yes the ownership passing down

The lady at 10:12 said "J'habite á Maidstone, En Anglais", although she said "Anglatair" 😂 Loosely translated- 'I live in Maidstone in England.'

Just what I needed today! Thank you for making me laugh.

We call teeter-totters "see-saws" and the blonde was trying to say "I live in Maidstone in England" ;)

12:34 Yes they now belong to the King, but only the Mute swan (Cygnus olor), even then only the unmarked.

Not only are the swing parks here shit, you also have to contend with the one climbing frame to be smeared with unknown sticky stuff and a litter of used needles usually laying on the concrete floor below if you somehow manage to survive the 50 foot drop. Aaah childhood, such fond memories.

Kelly Baits for the WIN!!!. Congrats bro. You should record yourself making the baits. Not for the public but for the staff you will inevitably have to hire.. They will be great for training purposes. Much love!

The woman speaking French said “I live in Maidstone in England” but just awfully lol

That kicked hoop shot was CRAAAAZY !!

I hope the welsh guy stuck in the children's playground equipment is in Pontypandy. Fireman Sam could rescue him.

"My name is Georgia I live in Maidstone in England" 9:54

I had the same confused face as you did with the woman at the Eifel Tower 🥴

The Scouse bit lmfao

JT, did you know the King owns all the flies in the UK?

They built a park near my house, no swings or slide, theres literally just a wooden pig and a wooden horse that doesnt even move 😂 never seen one kid on it.

30 seconds in and I’m already laughing 😂

Actually that is the “Jorge” that sells catnip in the park!

JT you need to come to the UK and film your own tik toks!

He was probably asking the police officer for directions as the road was closed!

My local play park is brilliant - but it is in a good place - right next to a road, patrolled by park rangers and locked at night

i love you jt reacts you make my day

I also agree we must protec titi. The Paris one all I heard was Maidstone then she said “in English” but in the French language. I’m English and I didn’t even understand what she said, I understood her French better 😂

Just wanted to let you know that the lady in front of the Eiffel Tower was trying to speak French with a very strong English accent

She said she lives in Maidstone in England. Took me like 5 listens but we got there in the end, with any luck she'll stay in Paris as we don't want her back 😂

The last clip, they were police that had stopped the black car! Looks like standard check point. The duck is an issue as ducks don't live in housing estates over here.... no ponds!

That’s because that’s all any of us remember getting taught in French in school.

Swan's have "Royal" protection status so no matter who is on the throne, they belong to the monarch of the day.

JT BEEN WITH YOU FROM BEGINING LOVE YOU BRO

She was saying she lives in Maidstone in England but in the French language, but it was in a really broad, Essex accent lol

Another great video, thanks for the laughs my dude, stay healthy and wealthy ❤🇬🇧🇺🇦

Great video JT ✌️ From Scotland

Women at Eiffel Tower was speaking French … she says she lives in Maidstone in England 😂😂

I'm having the same man v fly battle here 😂😂😂

Your videos are great

The big Welsh guy stuck in the playground seat is a Welsh Rugby player. He will be at the rugby world cup in France..

it's only the swans on the Theams River in london that are protected by the crown

JT: “That’s the most impressive dad thing I’ve seen” Idk… my dad did a pretty good disappearing act…

To be fair that last guy was kinda right, the horn on a car is meant to be only for emergencies when there’s an immediate danger not when you’re annoyed at someone. They may have been stopped to ask why the road was closed, the person filming should have just waited for the road to be clear on the other side and gone around.

I haven't saw a hair style like that either 😂😂 i am in UK 7:49

The car key in the door was from Woody and Kleiny 😂. I agree 100%, some people take life way too seriously and sometimes it's good to laugh, life is way too short. 10:14 we don't claim this woman

10:13 she says in French with a heavily Essex accent I live in Maidstone in England ❤❤

You my favourite American vlogger, keep it up buddy, love it. If you ever come to UK, Ill take you round my town.