Judge Allows Trump to Attend His Son's High School Graduation

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19 күн бұрын

Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, April 30, then delivers a completely incoherent rant about why vests are pointless.
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@rosenbaum75 17 күн бұрын

I'm in Houston and I have spent the entire day canvassing neighborhoods and have gotten 67 people to register to vote as Democrats since last Monday. I know it's not much, and I know Trump's going to win Texas, but if we're going to lose democracy, at least I can say I did what I could to help save it. Vote blue if you cherish democracy!

@JJLom777 17 күн бұрын

Good for you! Thank you. Even the ocean is really just made of many, many drops of water. Point is: each "drop" counts.👍👍😊

@audreywellham2413 17 күн бұрын

Thank you! 🙏🏻🇺🇸⚖️💙🗽🩺

@Broadwaybuff-pi1qg 17 күн бұрын

Thank you for your work!

@albear972 17 күн бұрын

As the right 0wing trash like to say, Thank you for your service! But this time I really mean it.

@StephanieAly 17 күн бұрын

Presidential wins are notched in the thousands, not millions - you're making a real difference. Thank you!

@RyanEglitis 17 күн бұрын

I love that the judge gave him leave to go because now he's forced to actually go and sit through it, even though he never would have gone without the court case 😂

@dianenewton3953 17 күн бұрын

LOL. So true

@Lib-Tard 17 күн бұрын

Good point!

@Washougalite1 17 күн бұрын

It'll be the 1st one 😂

@sherinameless1618 16 күн бұрын

Remember when Trump was whining about how the judge in another one of his numerous trials wouldn't let him attend the funeral of Melania's mother? I am assuming that he did attend the funeral, but does anyone know for sure?

@LillikoiSeed 16 күн бұрын

That’s exactly what I was thinking.

@TheAntibozo 17 күн бұрын

Seth's relationship with his crew remains a brilliant facet of this show that is simply unmatched by any other.

@freya8133 17 күн бұрын

Not really. The monologues usually aren't very funny, and the voice over sketch was kind of meh.

@uosdwisrdewoh418 17 күн бұрын

@@freya8133No one was talking to you.

@someguy1865 17 күн бұрын

@@freya8133yet here we are again watching

@clareshaughnessy2745 16 күн бұрын

@@freya8133why are you watching?

@elizabethlarson9655 17 күн бұрын

Seeing a cape-clad Wally appearing to fly through the air like a beautiful half-man, half-god, made my bad day better.

@chenzen1578 16 күн бұрын

This whole vets-cape-thingy was pointless nonsense and absoluetly hilarious! Made my day better too!

@elizabethlarson9655 16 күн бұрын

@@chenzen1578 I'm becoming a total fan of the pointless nonsense. :)

@antrimlariot2386 16 күн бұрын

That's the only bit that was worth it to endure the whole thing.

@DrErkanyildirim183 16 күн бұрын

Hello pretty lady, How are you doing and the weather condition like?

@amyjackson8725 12 күн бұрын

But does he get paid, since technically we did not hear him speak?

@willwebber6496 17 күн бұрын

Bringing the count of graduations attended for his children to....one. What a dad.

@Mondfischli 17 күн бұрын

... pretty sure Melania is thrilled about it 😂

@jeanthomson4557 17 күн бұрын

He probably won't even go.

@apneAtwo 17 күн бұрын

To be fair,we can't be certain any of the others graduated h.s.

@christopherweise438 17 күн бұрын

Just because he was allowed to go does not mean he actually will.

@five-toedslothbear4051 17 күн бұрын

Imagine feeling proud that your dad showed up for your graduation until you realize that it was just a way to get out of court for a day.

@billwalsh388 17 күн бұрын

Lmao! Now Trump HAS to go to Barron's graduation.

@nartouzumaki8232 17 күн бұрын

Lol

@hallucinati 17 күн бұрын

😅😅

@superbmediacontentcreator 17 күн бұрын

That's about what I was thinking.

@stefanhoimes 17 күн бұрын

That poor child and his classmates.

@tomgeorge9025 17 күн бұрын

Barron: Why did the judge rule against me ? Knowing I hate my father. 😢😢😢

@jodyvollmer4125 17 күн бұрын

I did not know that I needed to see Wally in a cape flying like Superman… But it made my night❤

@sherinameless1618 17 күн бұрын

Remember, "Sleeve him alone!" was a jackal joke from Corrections. This feature has to continue now, or Seth and his writers will have no one to crib from.

@JonReevesLA 16 күн бұрын

Here I thought it meant Lutz wrote this bit.

@SephinAlexander 16 күн бұрын

such a proud moment for the jackal community

@schattentaenzerin 16 күн бұрын

Why did I have to scroll so far down for someone to acknowledge the craziness I just witnessed? I was starting to think I hallucinated that whole vest and cape rant 😂 Also: A++ jackal joke!

@sherinameless1618 16 күн бұрын

@@schattentaenzerin They just uploaded the sketch by itself; if you go to the comments there, they will be all about this fever dream.

@schattentaenzerin 16 күн бұрын

@@sherinameless1618 Thank you. I had never seen this (apparently reoccurring) bit before and was so delightfully confused by all of it. And then to have the first 50 comments not acknowledge it at all, made me feel like I've hallucinated the whole thing 😂

@seanbohan9491 17 күн бұрын

Ten bucks says Trump's chronic and aggressive narcissism forces an impromptu unhinged rally-rant at Baron's graduation.

@dewardroy6531 17 күн бұрын

Two “r”s. The kid ain’t done anything to you, jub jub.

@seanbohan9491 17 күн бұрын

@@dewardroy6531 Huh? What does what I wrote have to do with Baron, other than it's his graduation?

@stephiebella 17 күн бұрын

I feel bad for all the kids and families that just want a graduation

@RobertMadden 17 күн бұрын

@@seanbohan9491nothing. Consider the source.

@RobertMadden 17 күн бұрын

Of course he’ll make it all about him.

@YabbaDabbaDooooo 17 күн бұрын

Trump had NO intention of going to his son’s high school graduation 😂.

@Autotrope 17 күн бұрын

The best part is, now he kinda has to.

@furonwarrior 17 күн бұрын

Yeah, for who’s its name.

@amarbyrd2520 17 күн бұрын

@@AutotropeWorst part for Barron, because we know Donald is goings to try his best to make it all about himself instead

@woodwage7988 16 күн бұрын

@@amarbyrd2520And it's not like his little buddies don't know why daddy's on trail 😢...

@MariaVosa 16 күн бұрын

He was clearly hoping the judge wouldn't give him leave, so he'd have an excuse.

@Ffinity 17 күн бұрын

"Oh gee, thanks a bunch!" - Barron Trump.

@eyeonyouproductions9745 17 күн бұрын

Her mentioning killing the puppy wasn't a mistake, or a miscalculation it was part of her resume.

@Ffinity 17 күн бұрын

Well, the puppy growled and she is legally entitled to "stand her ground"!

@oceanoflotion8630 17 күн бұрын

I think it was self defense. Who would want to get texts from Trump asking if his member looked like a mushroom?

@catherinelewis1951 17 күн бұрын

Her entitlement must be off the charts; to feel like she can put that in a book!

@casbot71 17 күн бұрын

*Trump:* Damn, now I'll have to go to that graduation for what's his name....?

@tinay9491 17 күн бұрын

and make all about himself, not the son.

@JustinKase1969 17 күн бұрын

Prince, Duke, Lord, Count, Earl, Marquess Mark?

@lenkacfk7155 17 күн бұрын

Maybe he'll doze off and fart himself awake again...

@notme2day 17 күн бұрын

Bet both Baron & Melania are hopping he doesn't attend.

@KrakenIsland64 17 күн бұрын

@@JustinKase1969I read that in Trumps voice and his rambling incoherent thought process just took over. "Marquees Mark, sounds a lot like Marky Mark! Big man, strong man but when he started talking to the stuffed animal he came to me, tears in his eyes and said Mr. Trump a stuffed animal named Ted is talking to me. Ted Cruz, what a despicable guy, completely open border and he's busy vacationing in Cancun. Cancun the murder capitol of South America folks, they're sending caravans of the biggest strongest dudes you've ever seen. Bad dudes. Bad boys even. Will Smith was a Bay Boy - did you see that Oscar's performance he had, what a disgrace the Oscar's have become as the woke mob has taken over." Halp it won't stop.

@maurer3d 17 күн бұрын

The judge called his bluff, now Trump has to show up or else people will ask him "Why did you make a big deal if you didn't want to go?".

@stephaniehenry5617 17 күн бұрын

They not even questioning him complaining about how he need to be on a campaign trail instead of being in court his butt was off Sunday Monday Wednesday all those days he was on the golf course. So I wouldn't even doubt if he don't show up to Barron's graduation

@saddesklunch2544 16 күн бұрын

You see, that implies that Trump has any sense of shame. As the last 8 years have shown, he clearly does not

@ServiteJack 13 күн бұрын

@@saddesklunch2544 He’ll turn it into “dictatorship. Sounds good ya? Yes??” Ruining everything and maybe she’ll grow n decide money or appearance there of.. isn’t THAT important after all And that SMELL! Yup that’s true! One wiff away from fu divorce. NOT WORTH IT! Never know!

@verdatum 17 күн бұрын

Seth is not only making fun of the obscure rebroadcasts of the Martin Laurence monologue from SNL, cut mid-air due to lewd commentary on aspects of feminine hygeine; an episode (that just this past February turned THIRTY YEARS OLD), it's also not the first time that he's done this. For the 20 or so viewers that get this: we thank you, Seth.

@JanaeSmith 16 күн бұрын

Incorporating Tom and Wally was inspired

@tinyrogerts6449 15 күн бұрын

Also somewhat reminiscent of a Jack Handey bit.

@ZappBranniglenn 17 күн бұрын

you just know he'll be at a campaign event that day and blame the judge for making him choose 'work over family'

@ellicel 17 күн бұрын

Or forced to golf...because of the stress the judge has him under.

@Chiscringle 16 күн бұрын

Leading to another contempt hearing most likely since he'll have lied to the court.

@S.Shea2432 17 күн бұрын

The Marty McFly, Kimmel, the whole entire ending was THE BEST part!🤣🤣💜

@pretty7545 17 күн бұрын

Frankly the show would be better if Seth didn't talk at all. Sign my petition

@S.Shea2432 17 күн бұрын

@@pretty7545, Go Troll somewhere else TROLL!! 🙄🥱😴

@jb888888888 17 күн бұрын

Doc and Marty showed up on Kimmel's show on October 21 2015.

@Yahodie42 17 күн бұрын

Agreed!🤣

@S.Shea2432 17 күн бұрын

@@jb888888888, Yes!! & & That's by far one of my favorite Kimmel episodes EVER!! 💜

@jimr513666 17 күн бұрын

He'll say, "Congrats Barton!"

@electricurinal 17 күн бұрын

We call him "Phantom" around here.

@gamepapa1211 17 күн бұрын

Or "I love you, Boron."

@catherinelewis1951 17 күн бұрын

lmao

@stinew358 16 күн бұрын

Borton

@jimr513666 16 күн бұрын

Bartholomew

@jb888888888 17 күн бұрын

I suspect the -knitters- _crocheters_ are gonna go after Seth again for this one.

@LordAaronus 17 күн бұрын

"he drew the line at telling Trump the name of the high school" tfw rump really wouldn't know that

@SpaceForceCommander 17 күн бұрын

Now Trump HAS to go to his son Barron’s graduation. It’ll be the first time that Donald attends the graduation of any of his children. (He didn’t even go to his Ivanka’s graduation, and she is his clear and only favorite!)

@notsure1969 17 күн бұрын

That's only because she turned down his advances.

@S.Shea2432 17 күн бұрын

Kristie Nome should be held accountable NOW for killing an innocent animal!! 💯

@JustinKase1969 17 күн бұрын

... and she is part of the Pro-life crowd.

@JJLom777 17 күн бұрын

Thank you!

@S.Shea2432 17 күн бұрын

@@JJLom777, You’re welcome, & Thank you for having a decent, caring heart UNLIKE Nome!! 👏🏼👏🏼💜

@floridafan6931 17 күн бұрын

I know making jokes is supposed to be funny, but I don’t find what she did funny at all. Wish everyone would stop making light of it.

@brientaylorcohen 17 күн бұрын

If Michael Vick can go to prison, so can Gnome

@dannysart3990 17 күн бұрын

Remember every time he pays for a gag order. 150 Trump Bibles must be sold, Amen.

@suzukibeane1220 17 күн бұрын

dannysart3990......OR 900 maggots send $10 each to cover his "gag" fine.

@TracyAdams-ry2fc 16 күн бұрын

Or gold spray painted shoes!😂

@Aoki85 16 күн бұрын

The sad part is that it would only take 17 of his joke bibles to cover the cost of one of his gag order violations.

@eldany3070 16 күн бұрын

😂... what a godly man 🙌... hahaha... the funny BUT SCARY part about it is these people aren't kidding.

@screechingwind114 16 күн бұрын

They are probably stacked in the little boys room like the " Important" documents he Stole and was using as T.P. and had trouble flushing.

@Snitchdust 17 күн бұрын

Honestly, I’m here for capes. They are legitimately underutilized this day and age. Wally, sign me up for 10! 😂

@chandak562 17 күн бұрын

What in the world did poor Barron do to offend the judge so much?

@JJLom777 17 күн бұрын

😅

@dewardroy6531 17 күн бұрын

The OT says that the sins of the father shall be upon their children unto the third generation.

@BD-zn7nr 17 күн бұрын

😅🤣

@nartouzumaki8232 17 күн бұрын

Hehe yeah that will teach him a Lesson

@typicalhguy9290 17 күн бұрын

And we have our winner. 😆😆😆

@karibrinkman-sull7239 17 күн бұрын

This whole segment had me laughing, especially Wally's cape with the wind! And that Seth was mouthing the words as the announcer read the rolling dialog. I missed you and the crew these past 2 weeks. :)

@ellicel 17 күн бұрын

There is a whole Playlist of past At This Point In The Broadcast segments that you might want to check out. It's pretty far down the in the channel's Playlist tab but worth it if you enjoy how random and unhinged this segment tends to get 😂

@beastrule 16 күн бұрын

I didn’t laugh once

@gamepapa1211 17 күн бұрын

I love these "Seth's censored rants" bit. It made the show felt more approachable. Like a KZfaq show that was started by a neighbor's kid that accidentally became big. It's great!

@ellicel 17 күн бұрын

So true! I love how they usually feature crew members. They must have such a great time rehearsing for these bits!

@beastrule 16 күн бұрын

The narrator is so unfunny

@razzledazzyl 17 күн бұрын

6:40 Apparently, Wally’s acting career has taken a turn towards the adult film sector. Love the ‘stache!

@dangerfly 17 күн бұрын

Next he'll be cavorting with Trump...

@crazywayne7051 17 күн бұрын

Wally's coming out of the closet with his wardrobe

@betsiecleworth5853 16 күн бұрын

Seriously right it makes him look 20 years younger

@michaelratcliffe7559 17 күн бұрын

Can’t have her standing next to an “Old Yeller” - or a - “Golden Deceiver”!

@ellicel 17 күн бұрын

Amber Says What will always be my favorite but this "At This Point In The Broadcast" segments are a close second for me! I never thought Ben looked anything like Marty McFly and now I'll never be able to unsee it 😂 Ben is so adorable 😊

@beastrule 16 күн бұрын

Amber is boring

@huffore 17 күн бұрын

An ole yeller! Classic 😂😂. Thank you Sir.❤

@trexvalleygirl2770 17 күн бұрын

Old Yeller made me spit out my coffee. 😂

@colleen3576 17 күн бұрын

That was soo good! 😂💀

@mikes2082 17 күн бұрын

Old yeller, that's gold Seth, pure gold!!

@MusicfromMarrs 17 күн бұрын

That’s got to be the best possible joke on this story; Seth should just… Let sleeping dogs lie.

@razzledazzyl 17 күн бұрын

8:33 Sleeve ‘im alone! (IYKYK)

@civil_villain 17 күн бұрын

Trump's not going to that graduation. Ain't no way Melania wants him there.

@ellicel 17 күн бұрын

He'll just make it all about himself and steal that kid's spotlight.

@louiebee6745 17 күн бұрын

Matt Gaetz volunteered to go in his place.

@clareshaughnessy2745 16 күн бұрын

@@louiebee6745I think he was going anyway

@stephenbuckley9940 16 күн бұрын

@@louiebee6745The women graduating with Barron are too old for Gaetz.

@vapx0075 16 күн бұрын

@@louiebee6745gross

@dietotaku 17 күн бұрын

not Jim being the only one lip-syncing his lines by just moving his jaw up & down like a muppet 😭

@KoraPaige1177 17 күн бұрын

Now he has to show up to the graduation or look bad 😅

@dewardroy6531 17 күн бұрын

Too late! Already looks (and is) pathetic!

@jodyfulford8215 17 күн бұрын

He'll look bad whether he shows up or not.

@freya8133 17 күн бұрын

He doesn't care about looking bad.

@stephenbuckley9940 16 күн бұрын

If he doesn't go, he'll say he didn't want to distract from what would've been the most awesomely beautiful graduation if he did go.

@frostyflames7864 17 күн бұрын

Those zebras escaped near where I grew up! I think an important part of that story is that four zebras escaped. Only three were captured. It's possible that one of my old neighbors has a new exotic pet 🦓

@lb5368 17 күн бұрын

😮

@Cog_Nomen 16 күн бұрын

*That's* why the rodeo clown's parents still aren't proud 🥺

@LittleBlueOwl318 16 күн бұрын

@@Cog_Nomen Rodeo clowns don't deserve shade!

@Cog_Nomen 15 күн бұрын

@@LittleBlueOwl318 No shade! I'd say they've all earned their stripes ;) Comparing it to a normal day on the job as a rodeo clown makes even catching rogue zebras seem somehow tame!

@sherinameless1618 17 күн бұрын

Old Yeller joke, adopt a shelter pet joke, Amazon cat joke, birds eating bread-hat joke; looks like we're in for an Animal Flubs extravaganza! (The flubs would be the jokes themselves.)

@Symphing12 17 күн бұрын

I mean, I can't think of any corrections to make on those jokes. So why would they be in Animal Flubs?

@sherinameless1618 17 күн бұрын

@@Symphing12 "The flubs would be the jokes themselves," in that they weren't that good, which was itself a joke that wasn't that good. This has been "Inception: Animal Flubs Edition."

@Symphing12 17 күн бұрын

@@sherinameless1618 animal flubs, animal flubs, it's time to take a look at some animal flubs…

@nirmalakankaria5561 17 күн бұрын

Well, there's been no new episode of corrections 🤷

@sherinameless1618 17 күн бұрын

@@nirmalakankaria5561 Since Seth was gone for 2 weeks, the soonest we could see a new Corrections would be late night Thursday. See you then!

@beansnrice321 17 күн бұрын

Shut-up and take my money! I need one of those crazy capes! XD

@GayleAllen-RINO 17 күн бұрын

IT WILL BE HIS FIRST TIME TO ATTEND HIS CHILD'S GRAD

@erikagray9883 17 күн бұрын

And he is ONLY going bc he thought he wasn't gonna be allowed. Everything is a spectacle.😊

@Not_Vladimir_Putin 17 күн бұрын

Trump is probably sooo pissed that he has to go now.

@madgreek253 17 күн бұрын

$20 says he doesn't make it

@deborahbarnes6741 17 күн бұрын

If he even really goes & doesn't come up with a last-minute excuse.

@sherinameless1618 17 күн бұрын

After the ceremony, Trump can reminisce with Barron about what he was doing 18 years ago, and with what adult film star.

@ricklovelaec6442 17 күн бұрын

You just know that somewhere Michael Vicks, is saying thank you Kristy

@dee_dee_place 17 күн бұрын

Barron must be so happy that Judge Merchan is allowing his Daddy to attend his HS graduation.

@glnnchrstphr9717 16 күн бұрын

I love sarcasm.

@dee_dee_place 16 күн бұрын

@@glnnchrstphr9717 I wrote a longer comment but KZfaq censored & deleted it. I'm glad you appreciated the shorter version.

@glnnchrstphr9717 16 күн бұрын

@@dee_dee_place Sometimes, little needs to be said to get the point across.

@estherthorp1608 17 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂thank you to all the staff writers and Seth😂😂😂

@MonkWithoutACause 17 күн бұрын

... But He Plays Golf Instead. Film at 11.

@KoraPaige1177 17 күн бұрын

Waiting for the video 😅

@kevingibson2519 17 күн бұрын

The sheer commitment to that bit. lol

@beastrule 16 күн бұрын

So unfunny

@trentonbaird8956 17 күн бұрын

The judge calling his bluff is priceless!

@craigborrenpohl1233 17 күн бұрын

What’s up early crew?

@1st2nd2 17 күн бұрын

We're jackals. Early jackals, perhaps, still jackals.

@Weird_people666 17 күн бұрын

Hey!🎉

@AngryAuditor 17 күн бұрын

Postponing slep

@MPM6785ChitChat 17 күн бұрын

Yep 2 am here

@sarahsamaniego4528 17 күн бұрын

❤🎉

@TheSkylayne 17 күн бұрын

I wish a judge would allow him to go to jail 😮

@jamieflener5410 17 күн бұрын

❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂

@antrimlariot2386 16 күн бұрын

Trump believes that if he is incarcerated for one night he will be the new Nelson Mandela and won't stop talking about it. This will be his misstep before the election and completely look like a fool.

@C.Y.123 17 күн бұрын

Correction: When there's subtitles, you don't have to pay security guard Jim. All Jim is trying to do is get that sweet sweet Wally money Edit: and you also don't have to pay for the writers when it's subtitled. So how the hell are they going to afford tank tops?

@anishmohanty 17 күн бұрын

for Corrections: Taylor Swift shouted out the Jackals in The Albatross on her new album: Wise men once read fake news And they believed it Jackals raised their hackles You couldn't conceive it You were sleeping soundly When they dragged you from your bed And I tried to warn you about them We made it

@swapshots4427 17 күн бұрын

Barron was Praying his so called father would not be permitted to embarass him at his grad.

@JJLom777 17 күн бұрын

Probably by making it about him.

@erikaswanson7072 17 күн бұрын

He'll just have to use the bone spurs as an excuse again...

@sweetiebird544 17 күн бұрын

Praying on daddy's bible?🤣

@stephenbuckley9940 16 күн бұрын

Like Trump would care if Barron felt embarrassed. Did he ever care if Barrons' mother felt embarrassed?

@antrimlariot2386 16 күн бұрын

After Trump's team consider it now - let alone what Barron or Melanoma think - what's the odds one of them falls sick that day? I feel a bone spur coming on.

@user-uw1qs7ig8o 17 күн бұрын

I bet Barron is disappointed, trump is just going to turn it into a fund raising event for himself

@tlouiseallen9302 17 күн бұрын

That’s what I was thinking 😏

@sethlarson9433 17 күн бұрын

One of my favorite things to hear while watching Seth Myers is “at this point in the broadcast.” Love it.

@razzledazzyl 17 күн бұрын

Bane wears a vest, but now I suppose Bird Bane doesn’t because Bird Bane’s different.

@str8Ball1n 17 күн бұрын

Perhaps Bird Bane wears a cape instead? I imagine some of the cape's features, such as wind resistance, Gore-Tex underlining, and sex appeal, would make it a better sartorial option than a vest.

@michaelpaz5052 17 күн бұрын

Lord knows he didn't really want to go. He didn't go to his other childrens graduations. Now he's been painted into a corner.

@JJLom777 17 күн бұрын

Orange paint?

@prithamukherji4516 17 күн бұрын

6:15 WE NEED THAT CAPE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@BiffTannenBTTF 17 күн бұрын

Trump hasn’t gone to any of his other kids graduations. Now he’ll be forced to go to this one LOL

@annemettefrederiksen7751 16 күн бұрын

And this kid didnt even do anything to deserve this unlike the other 2 douches

@eiennonakama 16 күн бұрын

Actually he has.

@mnichols1979 17 күн бұрын

"If you wanna gamble at Chuck E Cheese, eat the pizza!" 😂😂😂

@eponymousIme 17 күн бұрын

"After all, they can't have [Kristi Noem] standing next to an Old Yeller." Good one!

@jennfoley 17 күн бұрын

Did Wally get paid for this? Because it’s lines, but also not lines 🤔

@OriginalPiMan 17 күн бұрын

I was wondering the same. It's like the opposite of when he has unscripted lines.

@sherinameless1618 17 күн бұрын

Seth probably lets him keep the cape as compensation.

@Tanagra180 17 күн бұрын

The Ol' Yeller joke was *chef's kiss* 😂

@jayluck8047 17 күн бұрын

“...and now, Ladies and Gentlemen... Conway Twitty.” I feel like, “The Shark”, just jumped Me.

@AdamHennebeck 16 күн бұрын

What? When was that said?

@kennethsteinfield6104 16 күн бұрын

@@AdamHennebeckIt’s a “Family Guy” recurring joke.

@TheRealBlueValhalla 17 күн бұрын

I bet Baron was hoping he couldn't make it and suck all the oxygen out of his event.

@timothyball3144 17 күн бұрын

I'm sure that he will start campaigning while there.

@DeeLite220 17 күн бұрын

Let’s see if he shows up lol

@JustinKase1969 17 күн бұрын

Hope they turn up the AC at the graduation ;)

@squid_fish 17 күн бұрын

Jackals!!!

@cha0sniper 16 күн бұрын

I love how the "Seth goes on an incoherent rant" segment is just getting longer and more unhinged every time they do it xD some of that Corrections energy is definitely bleeding through to the main show lol

@gmun2248 15 күн бұрын

I hope there's still enough for actual Corrections!

@karenm2334 17 күн бұрын

So Trump no longer has that excuse to not attend the graduation of the kid named for his alias.

@BruceNightly 17 күн бұрын

This episode went more off the rails than covid era episodes 🤣

@beastrule 16 күн бұрын

So unfunny

@klaatubaradanikto6554 17 күн бұрын

Ha ha, now the malodorous fart monster will *_have_* to go to Barron's graduation. I bet he didn't plan on that happening

@ljohnson1908 17 күн бұрын

“At this point in the broadcast…” is one of my favorites. Also tell Marty McFlyy that the real money is with John Oliver and his business daddy.

@paulyricca3881 17 күн бұрын

🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH ?

@TabbyLavalamp 17 күн бұрын

Hey! "Old Yeller" is one of my nicknames for the Hamberdler. The other, of course, being "the Hamberdler".

@Cruxvae 17 күн бұрын

I love watching this segment go spiraling off the rails with each installment.

@heatherr4321 17 күн бұрын

He just keeps feeding us Jackals.

@beastrule 16 күн бұрын

I don’t

@VincentOwens2day 17 күн бұрын

Thank you Seth, you always end my day with a laugh.

@Ceares 17 күн бұрын

I love these. It was Seth's rant about people saying "I can't even" that made me start watching the show. I was at work, the tv was on across the lobby and by the end of it I was crying with laughter.

@trentgay3437 17 күн бұрын

Thats real punishment, dumpy having to go to a family event not about him.

@paulyricca3881 17 күн бұрын

🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH ??

@voixdelaraison593 17 күн бұрын

The Truly Funny Thing Is That Now Trump Has To Show Up For His Son’s Graduation 😂😂😂

@alexrice2302 17 күн бұрын

I love hearing these jokes and trying to decide which writer wrote it.

@astrocoastalprocessor 17 күн бұрын

Sometimes I feel like there's random writers in there like Mulaney or Chapelle or Spade or that Lonely Island guy

@toddbell1748 17 күн бұрын

Old yeller😂 the vest thingy 😭

@paulyricca3881 17 күн бұрын

🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH ??

@user-qf7ud5de9h 17 күн бұрын

You could have used 'pizza rat' too on the chuckie cheese joke😅

@Suehuskins 17 күн бұрын

A dog, a goat and 3 horses. 3 more days

@thehellyousay 17 күн бұрын

his other kids are wondering what makes barron so special ...

@JustinKase1969 17 күн бұрын

Easy, trump wasn't in a criminal trial during their graduations - sure, his companies probably were, but it wasn't anything he had to be at.

@swapshots4427 17 күн бұрын

A trial.

@S.Shea2432 17 күн бұрын

An excuse to get out of court!! 🤣🤣

@pixiebells 17 күн бұрын

Pretending he cares about him probably helps Melania not file for divorce (yet)....

@davidgriego278 16 күн бұрын

Old Yeller! That is Priceless! Go Seth Go!!

@notsure1969 17 күн бұрын

This show goes off the rails in the best possible way.

@lose999 17 күн бұрын

Her book should be the #1 banned book!!

@JJLom777 17 күн бұрын

Hmm... Given the graphic nature of the violence written in it... It probably wouldn't be that hard to get it on that list. And, though that's funny, its also a little sad.

@MusicfromMarrs 17 күн бұрын

Nah. Let people read it and learn how horrible of a person Noem is.

@LordAaronus 17 күн бұрын

"3 zebras escaped on a Washington State highway" starring Kevin Hart, Lil Rel Howery and Usain Bolt

@MrSimon64 17 күн бұрын

Damn it said Barron.

@DNTXPCTMCH 17 күн бұрын

Thank you for your podcasts! I Look forward to the lonely island podcast on Monday and family trips on Tuesday. I think Stephen Colbert should be more silly like you! Thank you for the laughs😂❤

@shaeker 17 күн бұрын

You wasted a very good Garfield and Nermal joke there

@rabidsamfan 17 күн бұрын

I love the written narration. It is hilarious.

@nemomonteflores3890 17 күн бұрын

Love your Family Trips podcast. You and your brother are generous and hilarious and your convos with the guests are fun.

@lexystang7535 17 күн бұрын

Seth, I tried a Negroni for the first time and I want to know, are you okay? On the inside? This is my first KZfaq comment, it felt important to do a mental health check.

@MikeFlu73 17 күн бұрын

Who does he think he is fooling? Trump's gonna be on the 6th green at Bedminster when Baron walks across that stage.

@ceballard1215 17 күн бұрын

“Old Yeller” is classic!

@devak45167 16 күн бұрын

That whole vest segment was GOLD 😂

@piccalillipit9211 17 күн бұрын

*THATS NOT A CAPE* a cape comes down to the knees of below - THAT is a 'capelet' IM a bespoke tailor and I have 3 capes - they are AMAZING, especially for quickly throwing on to walk the dog in the rain. There is a reason they were the coat of choice for 10,000 years...!!!

@pierremaiden 17 күн бұрын

I , .. dont know how i feel after watching this episode. it felt like a fever dream xD

@beastrule 16 күн бұрын

An unfunny one

@winesap2 17 күн бұрын

The Old Yeller joke was brilliant.

@gamepapa1211 17 күн бұрын

God I hope somebody recorded that graduation ceremony. I would love to hear Trump deliver a whiny "poor me" speech in front of his increasingly embarrassed and uncomfortable son.

@dewardroy6531 17 күн бұрын

NEXT month. May, get it?

@DNTXPCTMCH 17 күн бұрын

This week is Ben Schwartz... Sonic! Last week was Bowen. Both great episodes.