Julian McCullough - Once Abducted, Twice Shy

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After coming home late from school, Julian McCullough lies to his parents and tells them he was almost kidnapped. (Contains strong language.)
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@standup 5 жыл бұрын

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@JeffAF797 4 жыл бұрын

He secretly loves Trump but he wants a career so...

@TheHHBGCrew 2 жыл бұрын

Ok I’ll see how much you feel about

@TheHHBGCrew 2 жыл бұрын

@colbigodlove2786 5 жыл бұрын

My neighbor saw me in an attempted abduction and I was crying out for help, I looked right at her and she closed her Window, when cops questioned her she said she thought I was crying and the car stopped to help. Be careful people... don't let shit happen.

@djm6211 5 жыл бұрын

No one cares

@ynfszvb5 5 жыл бұрын

@@djm6211 ????????????

@mistaleesreversespeech7728 5 жыл бұрын

Glad you had an angel with you.. that neighbor's evil.

@colbigodlove2786 5 жыл бұрын

@@djm6211 💜💜😂😂😂

@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 5 жыл бұрын

Well damn.

@pickledfanta 5 жыл бұрын

it’s almost become a talent to perfectly skip the “this is not happening” intros

@almightysosa3007 5 жыл бұрын

When you get it to start of the stand up every time 🙌🏼

@joshmo3472 5 жыл бұрын

ZOMG YUSSS

@moarroz 5 жыл бұрын

*YUUUUUUUUPPPP* (Dave Hester voice)

@adammanning1805 5 жыл бұрын

I go to 1min exactly.

@princess4509 5 жыл бұрын

i usually do but this time i didn’t and there was a two toned dick

@mikeofcetacea 5 жыл бұрын

That girls laugh is a hate crime.

@siyarg.4900 5 жыл бұрын

That "HAHAHAHAHAHA" Joker laugh?

@geraldolshaker5535 5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Sponge Bob

@draco5555 5 жыл бұрын

satan daughter

@itz_the_homie_link2219 5 жыл бұрын

I literally had to stop the video cause of that girls laugh... hideous lol 😂

@DraconicDuelist 5 жыл бұрын

@@siyarg.4900 Joker? That was a goat...

@FartsTasteDelicious 5 жыл бұрын

This dude looks like Ryan Seacrest and Blake Shelton had a baby.

@michaelperry1309 5 жыл бұрын

Ben Affleck and Chris Pratt

@mrfantastic9966 5 жыл бұрын

Deadass thought seacrest was doing standup

@EducatedIdiocy 5 жыл бұрын

And Michael Bublé

@ayexl3706 5 жыл бұрын

Chris Pratt's cousin he sees once a year.

@icewater4725 5 жыл бұрын

Omg i thought the same thing!

@codyjames7072 5 жыл бұрын

dude.... that girls laugh though!

@mytwirlykittylove2986 5 жыл бұрын

Cody James Because of it, I just got finished recording and playing back my laugh so I could listen to it to make sure mine isn’t annoying like that!

@music_istherapy8860 5 жыл бұрын

Ikr? Is that Ester Ku lol

@4Everlast 5 жыл бұрын

She had something loose in her.

@IntensePeppers 5 жыл бұрын

it's so annoying

@bravesexystrong6941 5 жыл бұрын

She laughs like freaking SpongeBob

@carbonatedhotdogwater 5 жыл бұрын

“Dondé está el other kid?” Legit me when I speak Spanish

@carbonatedhotdogwater 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I understand it in theory, but when I go open my mouth I just fail

@BruceWayne-mh2qf 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@rawuncut6890 5 жыл бұрын

Sadly that's also me and I am half Puerto Rican 🤦🏾‍♀️ I'm a disgrace.

@Coldcashsweetee 4 жыл бұрын

@@rawuncut6890 🤣🤣🤣 I'm full Puerto Rican and cant speak Spanish other than a basic intro and how are you!!🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣🤣

@christiana5519 3 жыл бұрын

@@rawuncut6890 you are a disgrace lol

@mdiego2016 5 жыл бұрын

Didn’t understand what everyone was saying about the girl’s laugh and slowly I started hearing it and wow it’s the worst.

@gardensofthegods 4 жыл бұрын

Regretfully the more vids here from this club you watch you will hear her voice at least one or two more times

@Kurse_of_Kall 4 жыл бұрын

14:02 reeee

@tws18st3 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like SpongeBob

@bakedmilk 4 жыл бұрын

i wish i hadn't read the comments, 'cos same. it's literally grating

@shovel4prez492 4 жыл бұрын

gardensofthegods t tu u tutu y the t I hthrjetejthe retro

@oldmannabors3198 5 жыл бұрын

"You're the reason we're not... doing better..." Hell naw lol

@themaggattack 5 жыл бұрын

It's true, tho.

@charzipuddin6129 5 жыл бұрын

It’s very true. I know from experience (I’m 50)

@undercovercop2000 5 жыл бұрын

I don’t like trump either but it’s sad how he panders to his audience, oh no my jokes are funny... oh I know, trump is dumb, hahahahahaha

@GARY84ROCKS 4 жыл бұрын

@@charzipuddin6129 its very gay

@rosejohnson-tsosie2552 5 жыл бұрын

It cracks me up how kids interpret reality. I have a 40 year old adrenaline junkie son who scares me with his adventures. However, when he was 3 he wouldn't walk over puddles after a rain because he thought he would fall into the sky. Later in life I was the children's director for a domestic shelter. The first thing I enforced was "NO scary movies for the kids". Some of the mom's were using horror films as punishment. Like "You better behave or Chuckie will get you!" I always remembered how my son was confused over what was "real".

@jacobramsey6393 5 жыл бұрын

Rose Johnson-Tsosie I’m sure your perception of reality is funny too. Probably believe in an invisible man in the sky 🤣

@brendavargas6098 5 жыл бұрын

Aww imagine there really being such a thing as “sky puddles”, how cute!!

@Islam4Life09 5 жыл бұрын

Jacob Ramsey was that necessary lol? You must live a GREAT, happy life.

@ALMUDDY 5 жыл бұрын

What a relief to read..

@rosejohnson-tsosie2552 5 жыл бұрын

@@Poseidon650 My point that went along with Julian's experiences is that kids don't have a mature understanding of what is going on around them and if they are under 4 they can't tell the difference between what is a cartoon/movie/sky puddle and what is real. For a domestic shelter where kids have had a lot of violence they do NOT need horror movies. They had LIVED horror movies.

@texasblackwell4895 5 жыл бұрын

The girl who laughs like a dolphin the whole time, though!

@Yesc3 5 жыл бұрын

Esther Ku

@itstbrooke 5 жыл бұрын

And her timing is so off too! Lmao

@quarantinelife. 4 жыл бұрын

More like spongebob

@lelandgongora8719 4 жыл бұрын

Padmé? God damn stop going to comedy shows

@michaeltimothy487 4 жыл бұрын

@@padme8013 Can't be you, you died from sadness

@christopherkelly4230 5 жыл бұрын

Christ buddy this brings back memories of being a free range 8 year old

@jocomfiresin6982 5 жыл бұрын

All the chickens ended up getting better rights then the children.

@miguelacosta5446 5 жыл бұрын

facts

@aaronthomas2598 5 жыл бұрын

Better than being a vegetarian fed 8 year old. It also beats the white and caged alternative.

@Joshlocklear_media 5 жыл бұрын

Non gmo aswell?

@jacquelynn2051 4 жыл бұрын

I was raised in a strict, religious family but I still had a lot more freedom as a child. No Mom or Dad to call you on your cell phone because today I am 46...we had no cell phones. I remember coming from the mall late. We stayed until it closed! My gf and I missed the last bus from Bloomfield to East Orange so we walked. I remember just calling my home number from a pay phone so my parents wouldn't flip the hell out. We got home close to midnight. It was a great teen day. Food, shopping and checking out boys.

@aleenayoung7856 5 жыл бұрын

Man has lived a white version of everybody hates chris

@zarazen8110 4 жыл бұрын

Bahahahaha so true 🤣

@mandlerparr1 5 жыл бұрын

When I was 11, some dude tried to lure my friend and I out of my front yard. He was all, "I have beer and cigarettes," and we were so surprised at not being offered candy that we started laughing our backsides off and he got mad and cussed at us and drove off. Then, another time, some guy rolled up on a group of us and asked for directions, and all of us, except one kid, were offering directions at a distance. But that one kid started walking straight at the car, and we are all yelling at him, and his sister jumps forward and grabs his arm and smacks his head, "are you trying to get kidnapped, stupid?" So, we all start laughing and the guy gives up and drives off. Kidnapper or not, no clue, but don't ask kids for directions, it's sketchy.

@x_VineM_x 5 жыл бұрын

DON'T BE GIVING THEEZ MUTHA FUCKERS TIPS N TOOLS FOR THA TRADE,TF?!?😅😂😅

@Janiyahdes 5 жыл бұрын

Smart kids

@hiddenone5456 5 жыл бұрын

Today I learned if you're lost and a adult you should just stay lost, especially if your only option for directions is a group of kids. This is some of the saddest shit I've ever read. What has the world came to. I mean what's the guy gonna do kidnap the whole squad that's just plain stupid? The kids who were giving him directions from a distance are some good and smart kids but you saying don't ask kids for directions in general. That just seems so ignorant to me. I think the lesson is strength in numbers and keep your distance from strangers. Not adults shouldn't talk to children at all. Like maybe he only felt comfortable approaching them for directions because it was a whole group. I know that would put me more at ease to ask them. However sorry for rambling I just feel the statement "Don't ask kids for directions, it's sketchy." is totally naive like the boy who approached a strangers car in your story...

@mountainlife2411 5 жыл бұрын

My friend and me, not my friend and I.

@mandlerparr1 5 жыл бұрын

@@hiddenone5456 You know what. Fine, if you are lost in a rural area or out in the woods and the only people around are a group of kids or even one kid, you can ask for directions. But no, not in the middle of a city of a huge city. Just no. There are stores you can go into every few blocks or more. Back then, pay phones with books in them, books which had maps in them. So, unless you are in a situation where there is no phone access and your odds of seeing another human are super low; don't ask kids for directions, it's sketchy. And children have been snatched out of groups, especially back in the day when the kids would have all had to run back home to get a parent (if one was even home) to call the police. It is nice that you didn't grow up in the surroundings that I did, but children were taken in broad daylight, in front of witnesses in many cases. That doesn't happen anymore because children aren't allowed to play outside unsupervised for hours a day and because everyone has a cell phone.

@JW-zl5ju 5 жыл бұрын

I had two parents but he had Nintendo 😂😂😂

@suntzu6122 5 жыл бұрын

We were equals LMAOO

@itsyagirlindica3505 5 жыл бұрын

If you squint he kind of looks like Blake Shelton. LOL

@elvenroze2552 5 жыл бұрын

Straight up thought he was Blake Shelton 🤣

@phillipmorgan4260 4 жыл бұрын

That’s why I was so surprised he doesn’t vote trump!

@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын

@Joe Me I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html

@jelanis4466 5 жыл бұрын

Souñds like the girl version of spongebob got in the crowd somehow

@cassiehack1370 5 жыл бұрын

@laylax2672 4 жыл бұрын

Why tf is the n gay? "Ñ"

@multiplesifl 5 жыл бұрын

I was allowed to walk half a mile through dense woods to go to a park on the edge of town whenever I felt like it. Meanwhile, my niece wasn't allowed to play out in her backyard by herself until she was, like, twelve. :p

@lf2nd705 5 жыл бұрын

Its different for dudes

@lf2nd705 5 жыл бұрын

Sorry if I assumed your gender

@multiplesifl 5 жыл бұрын

You did but that's fine. :P

@yourlivingnightmare6 5 жыл бұрын

@@multiplesifl how would you compare the two of you based on the different freedoms you had?

@multiplesifl 5 жыл бұрын

I guess the biggest difference between us would be I'm more introverted because I was allowed to just be off on my own whereas she was around people way more often due to her mom (my older sister) being a social butterfly. :p

@ddp7028 5 жыл бұрын

When you are being stolen you remember details 😂

@Alejandro_87 5 жыл бұрын

Straight up tho haha

@ttthecat 5 жыл бұрын

Shout out to fellow Latchkey Kids!!

@yazajag 5 жыл бұрын

Hi, me too, hi five 😄🤗

@LoriDitchfield 5 жыл бұрын

Greetings fellow latchkey kids 🤗

@joesickler5888 5 жыл бұрын

Good times!

@joesickler5888 5 жыл бұрын

Except drinking at 11.

@blinginlike3p0 5 жыл бұрын

Its literally most people born after 1985. This is not a rare occurence

@krabkrusttv2930 5 жыл бұрын

I literally just realized half of the audience has too watch his back during the show because it’s a pole dancer stage. wtf.

@laylax2672 4 жыл бұрын

To*

@laylax2672 4 жыл бұрын

@Jul It isn't a mirror. If it was a mirror you'd see his reflection, he isn't a vampire. Never have I ever seen such an idiot.

@laylax2672 4 жыл бұрын

@Jul Yeah, no, I didn't have to check. I remembered from when I watched it like 2 months ago, not that hard to remember due to people already saying that it was a mirror. You're just an idiot.

@EvanCops 4 жыл бұрын

@@laylax2672 you havent been on the internet long enough then

@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын

@@EvanCops I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html

@gusshackleford8370 5 жыл бұрын

That kidnapping shit is true. My old neighbor's uncle picked us up from kindergarten one day about 1985 in a yellow z28 camaro. I wouldn't get in the car because they told me bad people in fancy cars would pick you up from school and take you away. He told me it was his uncle but i didn't believe either of them for a good half hour

@cas4040 5 жыл бұрын

As an 80’s kid, but seriously in general what a great set.

@11Ender11 5 жыл бұрын

I grew up in the SF Bay Area as well...this story was relatable in ways I didn’t expect. 0__o

@VYDZ 5 жыл бұрын

Lived in the "buds, doses" Haight. Wandered into The Castro, he's right about these neighborhoods.

@bubblybuttons3042 5 жыл бұрын

Everyone out here talking about skipping the intro, when that’s obviously the dedicated time in the video to come down and read about how many people skip the intro

@mrmusicfanatic1 5 жыл бұрын

Alright, so no more intros, and y’all are gonna have to start screening people’s laughs before the show. Thank ya kindly.

@NikisMind 5 жыл бұрын

mrmusicfanatic1 lool

@aaronjaggard8287 5 жыл бұрын

That girls laugh

@texasblackwell4895 5 жыл бұрын

She laughs like a dolphin!

@lf2nd705 5 жыл бұрын

Everyone's a critic

@Nixonsmojo 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah and also, wash your hands and butt bitch.

@1evol909 5 жыл бұрын

I love seeing peoples faces when you tell them you were a latch-key kid lol

@cloud_monkey422 5 жыл бұрын

909 _ tonez i was a latchkey kid and it deff caused for some funny stories growing up with three other brothers and no parental supervision lol

@joesickler5888 5 жыл бұрын

Good times

@randileis7319 5 жыл бұрын

I was too, never locked the doors though. I honestly don't think we even had keys to our house. If so I never seen or used them

@sof8978 5 жыл бұрын

one time i picked up the phone ,ironically it was a social worker and she obliviously heard my kiddy voice next thing you know police knocking on my door and i still remember the feeling of my heart dropping as i could see them through the window in the door. even the knock was scary they bashed on it so loud

@clanof1144 5 жыл бұрын

Like " oh youre a broke boy"

@korbi3449 4 жыл бұрын

I love that little "wHAT?" at 11:08

@tiptip5491 5 жыл бұрын

This was so true, us 80's raised kids were truly independent. Great story, very funny!

@miguelacosta5446 5 жыл бұрын

facts

@Bobsaget121 3 жыл бұрын

There are more latch key kids than ever now. You are not special.

@pierregibson6699 2 жыл бұрын

@@Bobsaget121 yea but are they self sufficient

@HF1.0 2 жыл бұрын

80’s kids ruined the future for kids today. You guys were a bunch of dumbasses

@idrk3707 2 жыл бұрын

@@pierregibson6699 yea pretty much. only difference is we live to adulthood lol

@benjohnson6796 5 жыл бұрын

Some chick in the crowd as one of the most annoying laughs I’ve head

@QuestionableLogic_ 4 жыл бұрын

@Ai Kinward Bro.

@lilchadaldrich 4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@TNRustedRed 4 жыл бұрын

I am so thankful that I got to grow up in the 80's & 90's,we got to do whatever we wanted as long as we were home for family dinner at 6pm.

@scottstots7238 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve been on a binge of these and I swear that “hahahahaha” laugh girl really kills it

@erikiacopelli451 5 жыл бұрын

Im a 80's kid as well n remember after school we was to come home n change into out play close n go outside to play n not to come back till the street lights turned on and when they did we could stay outside BUT only on the porch. I see kids nowadays and wonder how they even grow up. Cuz they dont do ANYTHING we did back then. Man the shit we got into back then are ILLEGAL now. lmao

@permabulk1454 5 жыл бұрын

xxGodx and terrible at writing lmao

@big3ye378 5 жыл бұрын

Funniest part was how the gay neighborhood seems like sesame street to a kid then the opposite at night. He should've embellished a little more on that part. This guy has the weirdest delivery, pretty good story though.

@VYDZ 5 жыл бұрын

so true

@deathblade909 5 жыл бұрын

your Childhood is so reminiscent of mine, it was amazing during summer. Waking up 7am getting with all the neighbors and just roaming streets of LA, taking bus. Its hilarious that people now are all "my kid is free range" when traditional Mexican families had been doing that since ages ago because they cant afford to take kids to school or pick them up. Your right that there is no more kids in the streets of LA only on hallowewen.

@Potentialaj 5 жыл бұрын

Let's go find him.... Man yal my jaw dropped 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@habanerojones2169 5 жыл бұрын

Every time I watch one of these, the first thought, at 0:00, is "This is happening. This intro is happening." I click as far from it as I think I have to, almost always overshooting it, and almost every time I miss the setup to the joke. It's worth it.

@WakamonoInazuma 5 жыл бұрын

Skip to 00:54 to watch without intro

@ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon 5 жыл бұрын

To the top with you...

@sagebrooks6907 5 жыл бұрын

@mattesty2522 5 жыл бұрын

Or hit double tap 3 times!

@1536fm 5 жыл бұрын

That girl laughing omg😂😂😂😂😂

@miguelacosta5446 5 жыл бұрын

he is right, i remember the 80's and vans where every where trying to kidnap kids i almost got kidnapped twice

@jjcoola998 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it was so easy to get away with back then with no phones and hardly any cameras

@lazyb3e 4 жыл бұрын

Looking for a guy wearing jean shorts, a tank top and has a mustache in a gay bar in the 80s* His dad: sigh* "F*ck it, let's go home" I'm dead 😂🤣😂

@Kirasamui626 4 жыл бұрын

I was a latch key kid but half the time I’d forget the key in the house and would have to walk to my moms workplace.😂

@callmeonkeshiasphone 4 жыл бұрын

Jamie Hensley me too, my OG would get so mad because I would leave my bedroom window unlocked so I could break in after school

@YCCCm7 5 жыл бұрын

I always die watching these when someone has that *one* laugh. I hate to have to shame people for their biology, but holy shit if CC shouldn't have found a way to dim that down in editing.

@dk14929 4 жыл бұрын

The video editor has a slider labeled "dimmer"

@ritotron5752 5 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck someone broke a parrot and threw it down the stairs, jumped on it, and started cooking it alive. That parrot survived. It lives in this audience. Cackling. Forever.

@alienresearchlab 5 жыл бұрын

"You're gonna get AIDS and you are definitely getting kidnapped." The 80's were a fun time to be a kid. Hah!

@alexgonzales5382 5 жыл бұрын

The dolphin laugh was contagious 😂

@EricBrinkman 5 жыл бұрын

I was a latchkey kid. It made me the responsible person i am today ;) 3:15

@oldmannabors3198 5 жыл бұрын

Me too... The adventures I had, man... It was great cause we moved a lot, and I almost got raped\kidnapped too, but I managed to get away, and my brother almost got kidnapped the very next day! Like wtf right? Close calls, but they never got us ha!

@lordtachanka903 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly yeah it’s not like a shameful thing or anything latchkey kids always grow up stronger 💪

@dk14929 4 жыл бұрын

@@lordtachanka903 lmao because the weak ones get abducted :\

@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын

@@lordtachanka903 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html

@djp5668 5 жыл бұрын

Jesus, that damn dolphin laugh is gonna haunt me in my sleep

@aramdosuzman 5 жыл бұрын

is Chanel West Coast in the crowd? holy hell

@naaorima 5 жыл бұрын

I watched a lot of movies as a kid and learned about the hitchhiker thumb. Family was at a park and I decided to slip away and try it. My very first try a car comes to a halt. Even I was like oh shit it worked but from nowhere my mom or dad snatched me so fast I just remembered getting it beat into me to never do that again

@ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon 5 жыл бұрын

It's all fun hitchhiker games, until you get butt fucked and murdered at 7...

@virg0_lem0nade Жыл бұрын

"beat into you"? jeez. terrible parents!

@rosaliejo5682 5 жыл бұрын

We left a parking spot at 9pm in San Francisco! Even as a 7 yr old I knew what this means.. this guys F-ing serious! Lmao 😂

@JustCallMeShadow 5 жыл бұрын

This was so damn funny 😂 that before I knew it, it was over! 😭 Didn't even know it was 17 minutes! I thought it was like 8 or 10. Damn this was good. 😄

@im19ice3 4 жыл бұрын

i'm not even half-way and i'm already surprised and relieved this dude has lived and thrived enough to see current day

@JerseyBoyyCraft 5 жыл бұрын

I had that "lets go find them" moment with my step pops. Funny now but in my head at the time we were looking for the pirates from Somalia and shit.. thankful for it though.

@civildissension 5 жыл бұрын

11:06 That was a cool moment. He baited everyone into thinking it and having someone verbally say it made everything feel interactive. And she said nothing else... Imagine the restraint it takes for a loud person to speak up once and simmer down for the rest of the show. Usually with a taste of blood, they keep going. Guess a crowd doesn't have to be quiet to be a good crowd.

@brandondriver99 2 жыл бұрын

This timestamp makes no sense with the comment

@abigailwharton6271 2 жыл бұрын

The real hero is the person in the crowd at 11:08 who says, "ʷʰᵃᵗ‽" in utter disbelief.

@tiptip5491 5 жыл бұрын

Please bring Julian back for more!!

@JT1698 5 жыл бұрын

More what? Unenthusing minutes of lackluster commentary on the 80s and Trump? Nah, pass.

@tiptip5491 5 жыл бұрын

@@JT1698 Awwww : ) aren't you cute when you're offended...lol.

@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын

@@tiptip5491 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html

@Honestly1114 5 жыл бұрын

That girl is back!? I recognize that laugh anywhere!!

@michaelthompson3357 5 жыл бұрын

Ikr😂

@evanduncan2139 4 жыл бұрын

10:50 lmao he really called that person out😂

@bigbadwolf5870 4 жыл бұрын

Dude I can never tell if half the place is looking at his back the whole time or of there is a mirror

@dk14929 4 жыл бұрын

It's a mirror

@jage5256 3 жыл бұрын

This helped me a lot. My dad glared at a little girl who beat me up in kindergarten when I told dad what happened why my blouse was torn. I always thought dad didn't like me when my parents got divorced. I also grew up in SF in the projects which doesn't help your self esteem. Pj

@IWillHarvestYourToes 5 жыл бұрын

Wow, that was cute and absolutely hilarious. He reminds me of Chris Pratt... Nice set, well done bro!

@rubberincubus2902 5 жыл бұрын

OML YOOO that laugh a literal Ha ha ha ha Laugh like whAt

@elpollo179 5 жыл бұрын

His school situation is exactly like mine and its too specially similar

@GuyReggie Жыл бұрын

😂 i loved this brother on guy code and thought he was just some randomly funny guy, had no idea he was an actual comedian 💀

@Xpzilla 4 жыл бұрын

"i hope you dont vote" lool

@buddyfoster6698 5 жыл бұрын

Lol that was what it was like growing up in the 80’s

@CaseyDresser510 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that he called it Army Street warms my heart. That’s legit old school SF

@HeidiSvenson 5 жыл бұрын

"Stranger Danger!"

@jf5315 5 жыл бұрын

That camera work at 7:42 clean

@scorpionqueen11 5 жыл бұрын

FINALLY. MORE JULIAN. Thank you.

@molassio1989 4 жыл бұрын

"Donde esta el other kid?" I don't know why that made me laugh so hard.

@foxhazhax4845 2 жыл бұрын

as a kid in the 90s and teenager in the 2000s I hung around with and hitched rides with strangers dozens of times and it was never an issue, no creeps or weirdos, no scary situations, just good, old-fashioned Americans helping me get down the road, showing me around a new neighborhood or just accompanying me through a rough part of town. Those were some good times 🐱

@autumnhenneman2300 5 жыл бұрын

That girl with the WORST LAUGH EVER is back

@laylax2672 4 жыл бұрын

Someone's never had a good time and it shows. 😶

@sackymite421 5 жыл бұрын

Anyone else hear the goat laughin in the back

@patriciaoffer9585 5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Puebla Is the dehumanization necessary? Are things good enough? A funny comedian. Men and women in a room.

@sackymite421 5 жыл бұрын

Patricia Offer sombody sounds triggered😱😂

@sackymite421 5 жыл бұрын

Tony Marselle who?😂

@patriciaoffer9585 5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Puebla Someone sounds unoriginal, twice.

@skyclimber7 5 жыл бұрын

lmao this comment made me happy

@ttthecat 5 жыл бұрын

Uniformed! 🤣🤣🤣that audience member was pissed!!!!😂😂😂

@ShiningSta18486 5 жыл бұрын

omg the shoestring is so true

@happysun5045 5 жыл бұрын

This dude is a legend 💚💚💚😂😂

@dl1660 5 жыл бұрын

Facts @ in 80s we could just go out into the neighborhood alone 🤣🤣

@acslater017 5 жыл бұрын

That’s a great description of the Castro. Super vibrant neighborhood. I’m 100% straight but I feel very safe and energized and empathetic in their presence.

@jimbutler1189 4 жыл бұрын

Fantastic story. One of the few I listened to twice.

@deadrecon 5 жыл бұрын

"another family wanted you more"

@boogieblack206 5 жыл бұрын

Black mom in Texas went to prison for lying to get her kid to go to a better school.

@Josherrificly 5 жыл бұрын

Just for trying to give her child a better life

@algolin 5 жыл бұрын

I guess his mom's not black.

@daddysenpai681 5 жыл бұрын

Probably because she got fuckin caught..or you know... MuH RaCiSm

@theangryholmesian4556 5 жыл бұрын

Crime is crime? Because stealing to feed your family is totally the same as being a klepto.

@potmki6601 5 жыл бұрын

Uh no? It's trialed and punished differently

@BikePackingPleb 5 жыл бұрын

this was one the best

@franciscomartinez4654 3 жыл бұрын

One of the greatest in my opinion.

@kenzitaylor8181 4 жыл бұрын

Guess I'm a latchkey kid😂 to this day I still the the pink key to my parents house that they gave me when I was 9.

@dustinphillips4863 5 жыл бұрын

This dude is hilarious how can he have so many dislikes lmao

@retiredamericanpatriot5571 4 жыл бұрын

Because it was funny till he got political like other lemmings.

@bencross2818 4 жыл бұрын

@@retiredamericanpatriot5571 comedian do politic no funny. Why not funny comedian????

@megadrako2763 4 жыл бұрын

Trump supporters and kidnappers

@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын

@@megadrako2763 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html

@megadrako2763 3 жыл бұрын

@@JeffWarren47 I liked it you were funny hope you get more popularity soon and I don't exactly lol much lol it sounds like I'm gasping for air😅

@General.Apeshit 5 жыл бұрын

MOAR JULIAN!!!!!

@wunclerlaufenbumcorneliusu7047 5 жыл бұрын

On a scale from 1 to Danny Tanner, how safe is your neighborhood?

@zoedujour 5 жыл бұрын

Probably a solid 4

@potmki6601 5 жыл бұрын

Doubtful 6 - there is a real crime episode about my building, but it was long ago I guess

@tws18st3 4 жыл бұрын

San Francisco is hella gay you're safe out there

@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын

@@zoedujour I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html

@ethanoliver364 5 жыл бұрын

Gotta love this guy😂

@treysaliento 4 жыл бұрын

He looks like Ryan Seacrest and Chris prat at the same damn time...

@BeenThereOverItNow 5 жыл бұрын

Well, I can scratch this jackwagon of my list of comedians I wish to pay to see!

@tianamasso54 3 жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorites.

@mybraineatseverything7404 5 жыл бұрын

OMG, this is hilarious! One of the best episodes.

@Leftyotism 5 жыл бұрын

2:08 JIMMY CARR LAUGHING!

@Dr.Twat.Waffle 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody laughs like Jimmy Carr. He's one of a kind

@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын

@@Dr.Twat.Waffle I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html

@chazebutler2438 4 жыл бұрын

Everything he says is on point about the 80's

@aaronthomas2598 5 жыл бұрын

The laugh has me laughing more than the story. I feel more comfortable with my own laugh now

@Axle1007 2 жыл бұрын

It reminds me to growing up in the 90s. Eat breakfast, then they kicked us out lol 😆 My dad worked days and mom nights, so we grew up doing whatever we wanted. Only a few times were the police taking us back home.