Yeah, he did a great job of telling James Gregory's airline joke.

I have a gift.

😐

This guy really enjoys his craft if he has to wait and get a straight face so he can tell the joke he’s cool

I've said that about fat girls.

@@80s_Gamr 🤣😂

Click into the comment threads about 15 minutes in, and literally read this comment AS HE'S SAYING IT Creepy.........lol

Same! He was my middle school science teacher. The hilarious part was his voice sounded almost exactly like Randal from Monsters Inc. So just imagine that kind of teacher with the cleverness of this comedian who can just spitfire roasts upon you on the spot! Lol

Me too! Is this a common thing, funny science teachers? lol

100%. If I had a mouthful of coffee, I woulda ruined my computer.

dry bar comedy does not allow you to swear!

mold is a foul word

@Hello Kitteh Then go to wet bar. You will will get more than nawty words, you will get a sensation in yo privates that you can't clean up with lava soap and an sos pad.

40 minute set and not one foul word *and* funny as he..... heck!

@@danbale4160 heck means hell

Me too. Raised by human beings I mean.😁

“People”. He was raised by people.

@Frank Locklear I'm one of those that snorts a lot what I laughed because I laughed so hard somebody like this you can't keep quiet he was hilarious if you don't laugh at this guy you have no sense of humor whatsoever and I do try to be cognizant of other people but when I get tickled I get tickled you know and laugh out loud isn't that what that's supposed to be about let's laugh out loud LOL laughing out loud and snorting hahaha

That and the "yeah, like uncles" at 5:45: flawless delivery. The guy is a comedy genius.

My kind of clean humor. He is truly funny.

Dry Bar venue keeps it pretty clean, I appreciate it as well.

nope .. plenty of "clean" comedians , entire channel filled with em. Other channels aswell . People really needs to stop getting "amazed" over nothing special. Or are you just trying to earn "likes" you cant use for anything :P Besides now a days people get offended by anything ... least one's "dirty" words. So "clean" means nothing . Plus it just as easy to anoy people without swearing

@@UltraSuperDuperFreak wow you are really mean, that was a very toxic comment. What they are trying to say is a lot of comedians can’t make a joke with out having a sexual thing in it.

Repent to Jesus Christ!!!! “The Lord is my strength and my shield; my heart trusts in him, and he helps me. My heart leaps for joy, and with my song I praise him.” ‭‭Psalms‬ ‭28:7‬ ‭NIV‬‬ J

@@UltraSuperDuperFreak it even more fun with you offend people without being dirty.

@@UltraSuperDuperFreak let e guess…you saw comment area with little to no negative comments so you decided that’s not good?

At these jokes?

@@Darkstar18773 lmao

@@Darkstar18773 Humour is subjective man. No offence but look up the definition of subjective. It will be eye opening.

I like this. Almost as much as I like my stupid comedy videos. Try watching my videos. Just give them a chance to make you laugh 😀🙌

@Blakkstar...not enough swearing dipstick

Great timing, voice inflection.

I noticed that too. That person should be hired to just laugh

@@raybittle8085 It just made me laugh harder!

I found that person rather irritating. I tried to tune her out!

@@raybittle8085 they most likely are paid to be part of the act...

@@AKHWJ3ST Nah....She clearly came to enjoy herself...Good for her. We need more raucous laughter in this world!!

lol, same!

@@TheNo1BandDad right!

@@TheNo1BandDad no that would change the meaning of what he's saying learn English

First time hearing him, Instant new fan

Same experience

Had no idea what you were talking about then the joke hit! Ha!

Love K5s. My brother has had a couple, lots of memories backroading in them. I’m in an 02 Ram now, but I’ve rebuilt most of it at this point.

Yeah, I can’t let anyone valet my truck or even pull it on an alignment rack. It’s a 5 speed swap with no neutral safety switch , and a separate ignition switch wired straight to the battery, to get around that lack of a NSS. And the clutch and gas pedals are both kind of stiff and take some getting used to. Letting someone else try to start and drive that thing is a catastrophe waiting to happen lol. Besides, the last time I brought my brother’s 5 speed Chevy truck to get tires, nobody at the tire shop even knew how to drive a stick and I had to pull it into the bay. Since then, now I just pull my wheels and tires off and bring them in on their own to get replaced, and I do alignments with bits of string and a measuring tape, like the good old days lol. I don’t trust anybody anymore.

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I’m so

Yes! He needs his own sitcom!

This comment made me laugh harder then the video.😂

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@@ChadThornsberryComedy I will! Great work 👊

KZfaq's way of reparations.. 🤔

Keep coming up with funny lines like the one you gave and we'll be seeing you on DryBar.

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I can't count the # of times I've watched this set. Best on Drybar!!! My wife recently had emergency surgery and her surgeon wrote his initials in ink on her ankle so he knew what side he had to operate on

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A rare gift you have... comedy without vulgarity...holding my sides right now😂

And the self-depreciating humor! Awesome awesome awesome! 👌

That was good stuff,

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@@chaos4him is that a caterpillar?

@@vich8810 yyyuyy f2f uyy uyy

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Wouldn't it be fun to be able to hear the collective laughter of everyone listening to this?!

Like Bill Cosby?

I was raised by people,,,,,, lol

@@barnfly6945 :-)

Repent to Jesus Christ!!! “He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God.” ‭‭Micah‬ ‭6:8‬ ‭NIV‬‬ h

@@sunlight000 You be sure to tell Him that when you see Him!

@@katiedrew4708 rather, you be sure to let him know we dont care

@@getonthecrossanddontlookba5004 you have clearly missed the point of drybar

I’m gonna start doing that to mess with my friends

@@blackwarrior0776 : 😅I purchased a new puzzle, just for such an occasion. Can't WAIT until the pandemic is over.

@@Solutions3000 thats funny that you think it's gonna end 😂

Lmao. Good one

@@Solutions3000 Haha! If this was Facebook, I'd send you a friend request just to find out how it went!

Definitely!

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“Pretty much?” Just can’t give a completely nice compliment? Typical of the younger generation and the internet all in one. No pic, too. Weak.

I totally agree 👍💯%

@@ChadThornsberryComedy Chad I just started listening to drybar I've heard a time or two couple years ago I guess I forgot about it I don't know anyway last week dry bar has been coming across my KZfaq feed and yours was going to be yellow 40 minutes long almost and I'm thinking well I'll listen to the first few minutes of it these guys are usually funny on here it wasn't two minutes and I was laughing so hard and you had my total attention I don't know where you come from Jeff meaning your comedic abilities but you are one awesome comedian who is entirely clean oh my gosh yeah your body and your jokes LOL I am definitely sharing this it was just the funniest thing I ever heard since George Carlin... Except I couldn't handle listening to him very long because of his vulgarity but the first time I heard him was on Johnny Carson and it was completely cleaned up and I laughed so hard and I love to laugh but some people just have a neck and you're one of them so thank you for sharing your talent with us I had a great laugh today God bless you for being funny and being able to do it in a respectful manner I just thought it was best I've heard ever

Anyone that performs at DryBar are clean.

Its gold Jerry thats gold

@@anikizero893. .How can it be gold, George? It's a show about nothing!

@@bingbongbang8895 I love the internet 😂

Burnt Sienna 😂

@@sherrychristensen3098. . .So, not Umber?

Lol this was my mom growing up. She would yell something from the basement with her living room TV volume all the way up, and expect me to hear it perfectly. Or wake me up out of a dead sleep at like 6AM, tell me to do something, and then be absolutely utterly shocked when I fell back to sleep and didn’t remember to do it. Women are literally insane sometimes. Now I demand notification in writing 2-3 business days before hand. Lol

AND noticing how it's the rich who have corrupted our politics and sow division.

Trailer park boy is a very funny guy😀

Or even no power steering. 1967 olds cutlass

Fuel injection is a wonderful thing. I’m old and can also drive not just a stick but a first gear synchromesh, yes I can double clutch

@@steveroe6771 People SWING WIDE driving a Jetta like they’re driving a ‘66 station wagon!

Flooding? Never heard of it *sweats in rotary engine*

I thought he was going to talk about my old mustang: "Yeah, you need to pump the brakes every few minutes or they might not work when you need them."

Prayers for your husband 🙏🙏🙏🙏

My sister literally does this, proving many of my theories

Repent to Jesus Christ!!!! “For in the gospel the righteousness of God is revealed-a righteousness that is by faith from first to last, just as it is written: “The righteous will live by faith.”” ‭‭Romans‬ ‭1:17‬ ‭NIV‬‬

Yep, that's a great line!

"What are you, a serial killer?" That joke is a winner!

@@getonthecrossanddontlookba5004. .You got a lot of problems, don't you!

@@getonthecrossanddontlookba5004 Repent to the gods or zues will probably get you knocked up.

Ummmm - wouldn’t go that far

Awesome timing and delivery skills just like the professionals Hackett and Dangerfield. They knew how to tell a joke. You are so right Misty!

Yeah, but you have to admit, he is high on the Dry Comedy Bar list. Top 5 IMO@@josephcooper6692

Kids got a future. '''So does Dry Bar

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@@ChadThornsberryComedy Great show !. What's really funny to me is I'm from MO.and I think so like you do, especially the complementary breakfast. The electricity company offered me a winter pay plan the other day....but it cost more than what my bills run, so this girl said how do you manage that ?. I said By wearing layers indoors,and if I want to read, I save it for the daytime. She thought I was being wierd !.

My middle name is Deanie. Hi!

He came to my daughters school and he was absolutely filthy. 😠 They cut him off early and sent all the kids back to class.

Yep! I'm so done with comedians who think profanity, and vulgarity is somehow "funny" - Just be like this dude, and tell stories ppl can relate to!

Have you seen Bengt Washburn who is also hilarious.

Love hearing this guy never heard him before be great if he came to Wisconsin my favorite saying in a bar is a guy with earrings it's only two kinds of men that we're earrings queers and pirates and I don't see no ship parked out front have a good day

Good clean Fun, Love Cats but he played it off!!! 😻

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As long as you look like you're supposed to be there no one will say anything to you.

You should try visiting hospitality suites at conventions you're not attending. But, without name tags you must be careful not to talk to the person you are pretending to be.

Family Guy episode a few weeks ago, ha!

My father did that on his anniversary once. Had a nice meal in the lobby restaurant of a hotel. They asked 'where do we pay?' Person said, 'it's part of your room cost don't worry about it.' My father looked at my mother and said, 'keep eating', picked up the desert menu and asked my mother, 'pie?' I heard the story later from them both. Classic.

My mom and I dropped into a luxury hotel for a couple drinks, and they were complimentary. I told them we weren't guests but they didn't have a cash register or anything so they were like, whatevs.

I believe she could be a "plant". There are several laughs that seem to be repeated in a few of these Dry Bar videos. It's done to add to the atmosphere.

Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan

Louis CK, Michael Richards, and Andrew Dice Clay?

Great

It really is...

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@@ChadThornsberryComedy the color crayon bit was hilarious!!

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@@ChadThornsberryComedy will subscribe pleasure to listen to your dialog

@@ChadThornsberryComedy , it took a year , but I’m here and now a subscriber !

Funny stuff.

everyone needs to see this guy 😂😂😂

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And here I thought things eventually get better..

@@weeklydaily4775 ?

@@ChadThornsberryComedy its a joke. Your comedy was excellent!! Thank you

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Sarcasm or racism. I don’t mind either.

LoL, for real.

I actually fell in that rabbit hole of cat videos. Lol

He gave the solution...

Try listening to Tim Hawkins. He is hilarious. Christian comedian.

@@BloomingRose862 Why pointing out that he's christian ? Is being christian a garant for high quality comedy ? Why bring religion into this ?

Rare talent these days. Glad somebody noticed that. He's really good

Cursing isn't part of the deal with Dry Bar. But honestly his set was perfect without the swears.

@@stevebennett3012 I found that out after watching a few more videos. I love it.

these are filmed in utah - so they keep it clean - which is nice

That's why it's called "Dry Bar" comedy.

That's funny. I am doing the exact same thing here in Yellowstone WY.. Have a great night.

Just found this, out in our garage and so glad I found this guy! He perked up my day for sure!

Same in Texas. Bigelow's Constant Comment & Belvita cinnamon biscuits.

Yeah, same here except I just burst out laughing and sprayed peppermint tea all over my table. This guy is funny!

I like this. Almost as much as I like my stupid comedy videos. Try watching my videos. Just give them a chance to make you laugh 😀🙌

"because im someone who was raised by people" had me in tears

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...the wheel pops off... oh nooo. Sent me into a coughing fit by the time he got to “I think it’s a wiring issue.”

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He had a follow up on drybar here on KZfaq